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>>81158779
Is this real? I mean did he really get this tattoo because he wanted it and not because ipgd/rachel/WhoEverTheFcukHe'sDatingGuysWhyAreYouObsessedWithHisPersonalLife?JesusFuckingChrist made him do it?

>>81158855
At least one Vriska will permadie.

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HUSSIE CONFIRMED FOR LORD ENGLISH

>>81158872
he's just friends with ipgd you dummy

>>81158889
What are the symbols in the top for?

>>81158889
The face of a man who's seen and done some shit.

>>81158906
They're the parts of Lord English.
>SBAHJ face represents Dirk
>Sagittarius symbol represents Equius
>Half of rage symbol represents half of gamzee
>Swirly Cheek represents lil cal
>Gold tooth represents Caliborn

fuck now I want a saggittarius tattoo. but I don't want HS fans to recognize me from afar. or anywhere really.

>swole
Lmao

>>81158993
It's not like zodiac signs are just a homestuck thing.

>>81158993
>tfw thinking of getting the ~ATH symbol on my shoulder but don't want to be that one faggot who gets a fandumb tatoo

>>81158993
you just made me realise something, hussie isn't even a sagittarius but he still got a tattoo of it, that's pretty dumb

>>81158855
EVERYONE DIES
COMIC RESETS
WHOLE COMIC IS ACTUALLY STABLE TIME LOOP WITH LE TRAPPED IN CENTER
RIDE LITERALLY NEVER ENDS

>>81158889
Did he have the sbahj one before or am I misremembering?

>>81159110
he did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

>>81159085
or he maybe, potentially, secretly loves his horse son. or LE is his 'actual' self insert

>>81159085
The regret will settle in thirty years from now

Vriska's plan is basically guratneed to not work. The whole point of her constantly insulting jake despite him being the most powerful is to show us how incompetent she is, and that shes really only doing this because she wants to be the center of things not because shes actually suited for it.

>>81159189
>LE is his self insert
>LE hates homestuck and wants to destroy it

>>81158779
Dang huss, rockin the beard

>>81159358
The fact that we even know the details of Vriska's plan guarantees it won't work. In fiction the plan only happens if it wasn't revealed to the audience beforehand.

>>81158779
Punished Huss, a man denied his fanbase.

Jesus fuck you people radiate cancerous autism cringe storms.

>>81159358
>people still haven't realized light players are never right
>ever
Anyone with half a brain has known this for ages. Not to mention this is an intended parallel to Vriska trying to fight Bec Noir.

>>81159406
Hussie LOVES subverting shit like that. So watch Vriskas plan workout completely.

Would you a Hussie?

>>81159452
If Vriska's plan does work out, it will probably turn out that they have actually done something terrible.

>>81159434
care to explain how?

>>81159497
No. He doesn't deserve me.

>>81159434
If you think this is cancerous, you should have seen 2012.

>>81159358
>>81159406
>Implying Hussie won't just make it all work perfectly just to piss people off, do something lolunexpected and satisfy his anticlimax fetish
It'll probably be off-screen to boot. Don't get your hopes up.

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>>81159689
>this ship

>>81159746
Still better than Davekat

>>81159746
I mean, if Hussie had any sense of sense it'll end up endgame, but then Hussie has never had the best judgement.

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Why did he punch her?

>>81158855
Davekat

>>81159658
I really wouldn't put it past him for this either.

>>81159746
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>81159777
To finally break free.
But he failed.

>>81158855
John will end up retconing the timeline again.

>>81159879
>But he failed.
Shit's sad yo

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two point five million united states dollars

>>81160152
Jesus Christ, it's just so bad. Why can't they just shade her to match the lighting, that would do so much.

>>81160152
Worth every penny

>>81158855
sawhoo and zillywave will make a comeback.

>>81160152
God, why is it so shitty

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Is Hussie ever going to remember to have the kids send the legendary weapons back in time? That didn't stop being a thing.

I wonder if Hussie will check /co/ and tumblr etc., for the reactions to the next few updates.

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>>81160152
>tfw we could have Homestuck: the PS2 Game

>>81160364
I doubt he'll ever visit this place

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>>81158855
more lesbians

upd8 when?

>>81160922
4/13

>>81161032
We've got the leaks that say there'll be stuff before that. 4/13 is when the finale goes up.

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>>81154348

>>81160922
now.

>>81161091
I actually checked mspa in case you were telling the truth.
Have I hit max chump yet?

>>81160152
After how many loops does it turn into Freedom?

>>81161262
exactly ten

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Kaz or Michelle could be earning a lot of views with their space on mspa, instead we get this.

>>81158912
>fast and loose sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper. take back everything we've lost!
>MSPAF, im already a demon... lord english!

I hope these new updates wont be fast and loose. It would really ruin a dramatic moment if everyone was a blobby A6A6I5 monstrosity.

how many tracks is the new album going to have?

>>81161742
It's gonna be super fast and extremely loose.

Who is the most anti-climax character of all time?

I vote for Karkat. This guy is anti-climax personified.

>>81162066
One

>>81162091
Hussie

>>81162091
Jack, the Exiles, Aradia

>>81162179
kek

>>81162066
The most import is if it wont be volume 5 all over again.

>>81162091
Bec Noir. In contrast, spades slick has been getting better and better over the story, and now he has an oven full of felt.

it could all go to hell from here, but he could end up having the best arc in the whole story by the end

>>81159387
Did he ever mention that he likes making the comic? It seems to me that it's like just some chore to him

someone on my twitter feed said it was "confirmed" homestuck is done and will be posted in a few days. i saw nothing confirming this on the site so my next thought was here

>>81162595
You're right in checking here, but you're a little late, ipgd said that last thread, and then confirmed it was her on twitter.
>>81136975
Shelby and paperseverywhere have also mentioned homestuck ending soon.

>>81162595

>>81136975

>homestuck is finished
>all the upcoming porn of endgame pairings

>>81162826
Yeah right, no one has made decent hs porn in years.

>>81162826
There will be no endgame pairings. Jade will make sure of it.

>>81162826
>>81162853
>tfw the golden age of homestuck porn is over
Truly, the end of an era.

>>81162858
the only way she could conceivably do that is by dragging everyone into a literal childpile and suddenly im on board with that

Anons, how old were you when you first heard of Homestuck?

I got into it my sophomore year of high school, the year the trolls were just being introduced.

>>81162858
She is destroying the notion of endgame ships, anon.

>>81162955
Shut the fuck up, childpile anon.

>>81162959
Freshman year

>>81162959
i was already out of school but i dont remember if i was 17 or 18
it was like january 2012 though

>>81162826

No one could be provoked by them

>>81162959
I got in right between Cascade and Intermission 2, which is kind of a shame.

>>81162986
shut the fuck up whoever you are
(also im not childpile anon)

>>81162959
14. This was back in 2012, Openbound was just coming out.

>>81162959
Probably just before the trolls, so I was around 16 or so? I found mspaintadventures on a site called 'pointlesssites', homestuck had already started and I thought it was a game, as it was in the 'interactive' portion of pointlesssites. I was confused when it entered his name through a gif, and by the time john got downstairs I gave up.

Wasn't until late 2013 when I found it again, and I read up until the page the gigapause began.

been here ever since, which is admittedly not that long.

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KATNEP ACKBAR

HEIL KATNEP

>>81162959
I was 17 at the time, right when Intermission 2 hit. Good times. I sorely miss HSG, I could always count on it for a laugh.

>>81162955
Someone else gets it, lovely.

>>81162959
16, junior year of high school, while Problem Sleuth was wrapping up.

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How do Karezi fans feel right now for seeing this panel?

>>81163300
are there karezi fans here?

>>81163300
Fuck off freedomfag

>>81162959
I don't consider myself old by any means, but god damn you youngins here.

I heard of it in 2010-2011 when i was 20.

>>81162091
People read too much into Karkat being the troll's leader.

It was a strategist position if that. Never meant he was strong.

I'm going to go with John.

>Goes God-tier.
>Turns out to be like DBZ super-saiyan and everyone gets one
>Overshadowed by Dave's time haxxorz, Jade's Bec absorption, and Rose's Grimdarkness before she even goes god-tier

>Gets time warp powers that supposedly Sburb can't account for.
>Alt-Johns still follow paradox spaces rules

>Main character of the story
>Won't even get last blow on end boss

Being John is suffering. At least he gets best girl

>>81163336
Yes.

Just like Johnvris oldfags. Remember how Karezi and Johnvris were the "muh parallism" best pairings?

>>81163415
i just assumed they wouldve gotten over that by now
johnvris at least is technically still possible, though unlikely

>>81163394
>strategist
Nigga, he was just lucky that Terezi had a red fetish and used him as substitute for Vriska. She probably was the true leader while Karkat only followed Spades Slick and her plan.

>>81160428
>Homestuck: the PS2 Game
ARGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT

can you imagine an ironically PS2-era glitchy game
just like, capturing all that console nostalgia
it'd be a perfect parallel to homestuck's whole video game nostalgia thing

>one of the worst character
>has one of the best themes
how is this allowed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhP_QTvAeQg

It doesn't even fit her. Feels more like Jade.

>>81159105
>Second intermission, where LE is revealed, is the middle of the comic.

BRAVO HUSSIE

>>81159570
I miss 2011 /hsg/ memes

>>81163710
Also
>the whole point was to get songs based on characters
>accept song submission but uses for a different character than what was intended
>examples: vriska's song, karkat's song (which is the worst song on the album)
WHY

anyone here like davejake?

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>>81163710
>>81163777
that's because it was

>>81163777
Oh man I forgot that was the deal with those two albums.

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>>81163137
We posting endgame ships?

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I made this theory a few threads ago but got no replies.

Is it possible that the portion of the felt dead act act 3 intermission start are the felt that spades slick summoned with die's doll and put in the oven? sure it's random timelines but we know die's voodoo doll has changed it's powers with no explanation before. you would have expected crowbar of all people to stand up and do something about slick, but he jsut went along with it. he was also gone by the intermission. this leads me to believe scratch knew what would happen to the first few felt that went missing before slick got to the mansion, and he let it happen so they would be more benefitial to LE in the future. I.E. the upcoming battle.

This could also be why we don't have part two of mister 7 yet.

/felt uprising/ when?

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>>81163710
Jane is cute!

>>81163786
I do.

>>81163777
>karkat's song (which is the worst song on the album)
>Karkat finally gets his shonen battle theme
>people call it shit
Why?

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>>81163710
but that's not Feferi's theme
(does Feferi have a song dedicated to her?)

>>81163777
In comic they don't even get used for the right characters.
Although Gold Pilot kind of came full circle. It was originally a bec theme so it's actually more relevant to a Jade flash.

Even though Cascade ended up kind of disappointing as a flash, I have to admit, watching the part where the screen grows larger for the first time was probably the hypest moment in all of the comic.

>>81164083
>Even though Cascade ended up kind of disappointing as a flash
I know it's cool to talk shit about anything beyond act 4, but cascade coupled with intermission 2 was the highest point the comic really reached.

>>81164083
>Even though Cascade ended up kind of disappointing as a flash
Why? It was pretty hype. Just because there was no battle or anything didn't mean it was uneventful.

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>>81163862
yes, but I'd rather listen to Fuchsia Ruler.
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/colours-and-mayhem-universe-a

>>81163806
nevermind, I can't fucking read, it was a John theme

>>81158779
Dude looks about 10 years older. Jeez.

>>81164168
when was the last time homestuck even had a proper battle? I think prince of heart rise up is the only fight we've had in act 6 if I'm not a complete retard.

then before that all I can really recall is bro fighting bec.

when I say fight I mean a proper fight, not panels of a hit or so before something chases the enemy away (see john and bec). I am ignoring game over as it was retconned.

>>81163862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXzwEixV4s

>>81164243
> implying Caliborn's stop-motion theatre wasn't a masterpiece, a literal godsend

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>>81164200
>sample

>>81164168
>>81164130
The events it showed were really good, but I am talking animation itself.

I am currently rereading, and the animation is pretty bad compared to earlier (and later) flash segments. The clashing artstyles are also jarring (not as bad as Gameover, but still), and the art for the Jade parts was just plain awful.

The parts drawn by Hussie (or that mimic his style well) are great, but most of it is too far from it, but still animated by him, so it looks wrong. (Again, Jade segment is worse offender)

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>>81164267
Thanks. I like this one better than what's on Colors And Mayhem A.

>>81164243
>I am ignoring game over as it was retconned.
Why? It was still a thing that happened.

>>81164298
ah yeah, on that part you're correct. Looking back it is pretty ehh

>>81164243
I'm the cockteaser that has posted about his fan flash a couple of times, I can confirm making fights in flash is so fucking annoying. Anything that requires more than two moving parts is a nightmare to keep track of on Adobe's shitty interface.

>>81164243
I don't know why people expect battles out of Homestuck. I don't think it's ever promised to be that type of story.

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>>81161742
Hussie apparently finished the WHOLE COMIC in 8 months, obviously everything is going to be fucking ugly.

>>81162091
Kanaya is definitely a contender for the title. Her highest point was rising up as a vampire and killing Eridan. Then she sat into the background for years while she and Rose played arm candy to each other.
WV and Bec Noir also got shafted post-Cascade, though you could say both already had their moments of glory on the battlefield.

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>>81163859
Because it is shit. How can you listen to this and not say it's shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv6hGW8cou4

Besides. It was written for Davesprite.

>>81164336
it did happen, I'm talking about narrative-wise though. apart from imps and a few mobs, what have the alphas actually faced, and the betas haven't done anything in this new timeline for 3 years.

>>81164358
I just feel it's strange that for a game with a lot of combat, and with jack going rogue, that there has barely been any fighting. the kids have all leveled up through loopholes and dying in the right places.

>>81164329
The one on that album was written for Jake. >>81164399

>>81164399
sounds alright to me desu

>>81160277
A combination of shitty production and having a massive amount of money stolen from them.

>>81164358
It started out being about kids who strifed against their parents in an overdramatic fashion and bashed magical video game enemies. Makes sense people expected battles!

>>81162959
>First heard
I was 13 or maybe 14 when a bunch of IRC friends got into it. It was around 2010-2011. Wasn't really my thing by then, not to mention my English was pretty terrible at the time.
Skip forwards to 2013. While looking up Paper Mario fangames, I found this cute little MSPA fanadventure around the series. Then I checked out Problem Sleuth, and finally Homestuck. I caught up to Slickpaint becoming canon, at 16.
What a wild ride.

>>81163859
>>81164399
>Tavros is reduced to the shitty one-minute Fiduspawn theme song
>His song is used for his ancestor instead
Poetic injustice.

i do honestly miss the style we were originally shown for hiveswap. ill probably still like it, but that was 80% of my hype

>>81164340
I think we were all just too hyped by the wait and by the awesomeness of the plot shown in the flash that we collectively ignored its quality.

>>81164376
>Hussie apparently finished the WHOLE COMIC in 8 months, obviously everything is going to be fucking ugly.

I don't know what point you're making.

There's most likely going to be less than 200 pages left and some animations (which will probably feature a lot of guest art), it's not like he was rushing like he was for A6A6I5. The majority of the work was organising everything, I doubt Hussie's been doing all that much drawing

>>81164562
Well it's episodic. And hinted that if successful will see more continuation down the line.

That style may not be gone forever.

>>81164619
i read it archivally and still liked cascade a lot

>>81164399
I like it, and honestly it feels appropriate for Karkat.

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>>81164619
i like most of the contributions to Cascade, i feel they were suited much better than Game Over for example, those were much worse

pic related

>>81164646
my hopes are reignited

>>81164680
See, this is what I meant. You can see it's not Hussie at a glance, but it just mimics his general style very well. Kind of like midway between Hero and Hussnasty

>>81164619
I watched Cascade reading archivally, and I wasn't bothered by the simple animation. Plenty of the art was pretty cool, even if it did clash (I love that segment with Slick and Snowman).

>>81164680
>>81164714
what a lot of guest artist's don't realize is that hussie's mspa style centers around aliased characters with no lines

>>81164680
>>81164714
xamag is the best member of the music team, and she wasn't hired for hiveswap because she was a few months away from being 18

Reminder that if you pledged any money to the Hiveswap Kickstarter, then you carry some of the blame for ruining Homestuck.

>>81164747
good.

>>81164735
art team, dammit

>>81164735
>not based Plasmataz

>>81164786
there will be tears

http://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/36705203671/snippet-of-something-im-working-on-for-the-comic

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>>81158779
wait, that's hussie? holy fuck he looks handsome with a beard, dare i say husbando material.

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>>81164735

>>81164902
btw, have a new track from him, which will probably be used in upcoming updates: https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/the-star

>>81164714
It's probably because it's lineless and aliased.

Paperseverywhere's art in remem8er tries to emulate the mspa style, but for some reason isn't aliased when it could have been.

>>81164960
>eridan not in a dress despite the perfect opportunity
0/10

>>81164960
Those are some pretty decent height headcanons. Most of the time when people do that Gamzee is like twice the height of Nepeta for some reason, and it really bothers me.

>>81165035
>https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/the-star

God damn. Homestuck or not, that's some good shit.

>>81165035
>>81165109
>0:52 track that doesn't fit with Homestuck's style
>to be probably used

maybe in a standalone flash

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WHO IS THE SUPERIOR SPIDERSLUT?

>>81165249
vriskas better, araneas sluttier
depends on what youre looking for

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Post felt.

>>81165249
Where did the Aranea's thighs meme come from? We see her legs, they are as stick thin as everyone else's.

>>81165249
Mindfang

>>81165217
my guess is that it will be used in some segment of the flashes, not standalone, just like flare

>>81165370
disgusting

>>81164680
Look at those two beautiful African american children

>>81164083
>Cascade ended up kind of disappointing as a flash
wrong

>>81165445
To be fair these are only xamag's headcanons. Rose's hair is way too long and Dave's glasses are off too.

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>>81165316

>>81165592
I'd take it over tumblr's jaden smith recolor any day.

>>81163137
>>81163822
>your favorite memeships will never happen

Dave/Jane and Tavros/Kanaya ;_;

rorb lalorb

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>>81165316

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>>81165686
Dave/Jane has more of a chance of happening.

>>81160428
>>81163583
I never realized how much I actually liked the concept of the game being on 3d until now

>>81161064
>We've got the leaks
Source

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>>81165841

>>81165653
>clover gets quad 4s
hah

>>81165891
NICE

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>>81165653
>I'd ban her but the universe would end

>>81163137
>Karkat/Vriska red
>Karkat/Nepeta
>Karkat/stoner Gamzee pale
>Vriska/Karkat implied pale

>Aradia/Anon red
>Aradia/Equius red
>Sollux/Aradia pale
>Kanaya/Aradia implied pale

>Terezi/Anon red
>stoner Gamzee/Terezi red
>Equius/Nepeta pale shoved in
>Terezi/Anon pale

>Tavros/Anon red
>Tavros/Kanaya red
>Kanaya/Karkat pale shoved in
>Tavros/Anon pale

Nepeta has good taste in ships, because I want to marry Aradia.

>>81166139
>Vriska/Karkat implied pale
>Kanaya/Aradia implied pale
literally not on there what are you talking about

>>81166139
>Karkat/Vriska instead of Karkat/Terezi
dumb catposter

>>81166274
check the wall order, anon

>>81166274
My guess is Anon thinks each row is associated with one character.
Which isn't really confirmeed.

>>81166367
>>81166385
thats dumb
would that mean terezi<>equius or terezi<>nepeta is on there too? cause i kind of doubt that

also we already know what she does for a ship she doesnt know the quadrant of, like solara. she wouldnt put vriskat twice.

>>81166453
wait scratch that terezi thing i misremembered the wall thats wrong

>>81166491
what i meant was the terezi line already proves that isnt true, because meowrails doesnt have terezi in it

Whenever I see all the old fanworks I get really depressed. I hope for the love of god that hiveswap isn't a trainwreck.

Why does Hussie only use his twitter for tweeting Zayn Malik on holidays?

>>81166826
because he loves him

>>81166826
Who the fuck is that

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>>81163137
>Karkat/Vriska red
Pretty good ship if it's a justified fuck you to Terezi as seen here: >>81163300, too bad Hussie is a nu-male, so enjoy Vrisrezi and Davekat being favored by Terezi.

>Karkat/Nepeta
Fuck stupid ancestry destiny bullshit. Nepeta wanted to win the Karkatbowl, and she got fucked over by the clown instead. How long must she wait until she wins his heart?

>Gamzee/Karkat
Good oldfag ship until Hussie turned him into a shitty Joker rip-off and then into a game construct to summon LE.

>Aradia/Equius
A sad ship that got deconfirmed hard. Hell, Aradia is also creepy as fuck like Equius.

>Sollux/Aradia
I am glad they are together again.

>Gamzee/Terezi
Also a popular oldfag ship. Then everything went wrong and Terezi turned into a turbo whore.

>Meowrails
A popular pale ship and Hussie even makes fun of these assholes. Wouldn't surprise me if they end up fucking.

>Tavros/Kanaya
Used to be another popular oldfag ship until Hussie confirmed that Kanaya is a lesbian.

>Karkat/Kanaya
The most hyped up pale ship that everyone with a mommy kink wants. I also want it to happen.

>>81163822
>John/Roxy
It was pretty forced, but I like that pairing. Also fits as a callback to John's Con Air flash.

>Dave/Jane
Jane wants to be a mother, Dave has a mom fetish and even wrote a commentary on the SBAHJ book. If Dave/Jade doesn't happen, this is a good alternative ship.

>Dirk/Jake
Didn't these two break up, because Dirk realized he is an abuser?

>Jade/Rose
They hardly interact with each other. But thinking about Hussie rehashing the Jade slapping Jadesprite panel with Rose replacing the sprite is pretty boner-ific.

>>81167060
I think he is a one direction member

>>81166657
There's nothing more depressing than a great artblog that hasn't had one post since 2013.

>homestuck is finished
yeah right ipgd for as long as ive known you ive never actually heard you tell one truth

>>81167085
Ex-member.
I think another layer to the irony of Hussie's posts is that Zayn is (probably?) a muslim and Hussie is tweeting him on christian holidays.

>>81167095

hussie isnt Good enough to finish it

>>81167095
Paperseverywhere and Shelby seem to think it's still on for a 4/13 release, so it's not like ipgd is talking out her ass.

Anyway the drawing and writing portions have probably been finished for a while. Most of the final portion of work is likely computer stuff.

>>81167078
>Didn't these two break up, because Dirk realized he is an abuser?
I'd like to see them talk and make up with each other myself, it'd be nice for both of their characters.

>They hardly interact with each other. But thinking about Hussie rehashing the Jade slapping Jadesprite panel with Rose replacing the sprite is pretty boner-ific.
I really want to see this happen too.

>>81167095
she was right about dave being a homosexual

>>81167313
Dave isn't a homosexual

>>81167313
everyone in homestuck is a homosexual

>>81167234
hussie doesnt even know when hes going to update the comic
there will probably just be another news post saying to wait another year lol

>>81165653
That image is making me feel nostalgic over a shit playground for autistic children. I miss you so much old HSG ;_; .

>>81167409
>hussie doesnt even know when hes going to update the comic
Why are you being so cynical? There's literally nothing suggesting there's been any problems with hitting the deadline. (Other than the previous hiatuses,of course, but then there were never any definite dates given then)
The art team all seem to think it's going ahead.

>>81167536
He is just mad that Davekat is happening and that half of Act 6 was Scourge Sister drama.

>>81167719
I actually kind of like scourge sister drama. It's way better that the terrible dave/terezi/karkat love triangle. There should never have been any legit relationships in hs.

Are you ready to get your freedom? This comic finishing makes me feel similar to what I assume I'll feel when The Simpsons finishes or when Half-Life 3 gets released. I can't believe it's happening.

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post yfw Vriska is forever erased in the ending

>>81167915
She can't be erased from my memory.

>>81158889
>>81158779
what the fuck hussie

is he entering a new ironic phase

>>81160277
hussie is an horrible manager

>>81167861
I get you. I understand why so many people think ipgd is lying, it's just unbelievable that Homestuck would ever end. I dropped it in 2014 because I though it would literally never end.
But here we are. I'm actually getting kind of hyped.

>>81167915
man naruto used to have some great fucking animation.

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>>81160428
>3D point and click

good riddance

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Will my laptop screen survive until 413?

>>81168105
Is it full of ants?

>>81168105
jesus dude, get a new laptop

>>81160428
I can't complain since I'm one of those people that said Hiveswap should have been 2D to begin with.

>>81168152
It was only 2 months old and I don't have money for a new one. I just have to hope I'll still be able to see the new flashes.

>>81168105
it will live

how does it feel to be poor

>>81168227
Get a new screen at least.

>>81168105
what the fuck did you do to it

>>81168279
Not me, my sister stepped on it

>>81168279
fit of sperg rage over karkat/vriska being deconfirmed canon

>>81167965
I just turned 20 and I was one of those "Homestuck teens" for the past five years. I have no idea what to do with my life now.

>>81168315
What a coincidence, my sister fucking stepped on my laptop screen too once. She still owes me money for repairs.

>>81168386
You know, if I hadn't ever read Homestuck she wouldn't have stepped on it.

My logic goes like this:
I read Homestuck in 2012> I introduce it to my sister> she gets into HS cosplay> cosplay leads to lolita> in 2016 she comes into my room when I am almost asleep to tell me about what lolita bullshit she ordered off the internet and then steps on my laptop

I'm blaming Hussie for this.

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Is there any okay webcomic to fill the gap that homestuck will left?

>>81168585
did you at least fuck her?

>>81168649
I'm reading Kid Radd, a simple story from simpler times

>>81168649
It Hurts!

thats about it

>>81168649
Webcomics are mostly shit homestuck included
I got into anime during the gigapause. Durarara is what I've been watching recently. It might have even more major characters than Homestuck and the plot is even harder to follow.

>>81168771
my nigga

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>>81168649
It Hurts! has retarded teens doing crazy retarded stuff in a crazy retarded world, just like Homestuck but with less DEEPEST LORE.

Why did webcomics in general go to shit after Homestuck paused for the last time?

Nobody gives a shit anymore.

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>>81167078
>>Meowrails
>Wouldn't surprise me if they end up fucking.

JA DAS GUT

>>81167078
>>81169035
RAILS DON'T PAIL

Don't you read the comic?

>>81158779
>>81158889
Oh god
It's happening
He's so gone so far off the Numale spectrum that he's actually warping back around to hyper masculine
Brace yourself

Will we get an upd8 tomorrow?
It will make the omegapause exactly 9 months.

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>>81169154
>RAILS DON'T PAIL

>>81169191
inb4 newspost on 4/1

Red Meowrails and Kankar are horrible ships. Why would you do that?

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>>81169272
there you go, posting shit without sources again.

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Kanaya is best human

>>81168746
anon asking the real questions here

>>81168864
But I love the deepest lore

>>81168649
Neokosmos, Shelby's comic :^)

John can't have kids because he is ftm

>>81169331
>horrible
Better than Karezi lol

>>81169523
mpreg, anon

>>81167409
>everyone in homestuck is a homosexual
Except for John E., who will save us from the gay trollfucking singularity.

>>81169408
So go read a fucking history book, fãm.

>>81168649
Today? Nah. The only thing that's close to Homestuck right now is Prequel, and it's tiny and lifeless like a dead mouse these days.
If you were into HS for the crazy bullshit, lore and 'large-scale epic' feel, and you don't mind mangas, you might want to check out JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Now is the time, Part 4 of the story is getting an anime adaptation starting in around a week!

>>81169523
Roxy is ftm so she could impregnate him.

I hope Condy and John hug

>>81168585
why was your laptop on the floor

>>81169555
>>81169613
Technically that is heterosexual?

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>>81169154
oh shit I dropped all the fucks to give in the trash...accidentally

>>81164399
How can one person be so wrong

>>81169616
I hope Condy and John fug

>>81169679
Nothing straighter than a feminine girl tinkler shooting watery squirts of semen in a dry, rigid hairy dude vagina, my man.

>>81169616
I want condy to completely dote on john and john be weirdly ok with it until he finds out she's crocker where he murders her in a fit of rage and autism.

>>81169483
IMO the biggest problem with Neokosmos is the number of useless frames. Like, someone reaching out to grab something will get five pages. It makes it really annoying to click through to get to the bits where stuff actually does happen. We can understand what happens between pages, Shelby.

>>81169483
its actually not that bad

>>81169745
100% Nohomo

>>81169815
As the guy who posted >>81169796, I actually agree with you. The biggest problem with it is the wasted space.

>>81169780
Maybe he will learn to love the crocker when the cake reminds him of his dead father

>>81169815
>its actually not that bad
Really? I never considered giving it a try after hearing that that shit is more tumblr than Gen Zed

>>81169796
It's supposed to look like a storyboard, and if you gif the panels together it looks like a rough animation, But when you actually read it it feels kind of strange. There's like 500 pages but it takes less than an hour to read through.

>>81169933
It's really not preachy at all if you're worried about that, and there's more to it than it just having a diverse cast. I think Shelby has actually spoke against people using diversity as the main point to their stories before.

>>81169933

its pretty clearly designed as a jumping on point for people during homestuck and steven universe hiatuses.

its boring to read and has no vigor. im reading up to page 60 and it talks about gender being in the past. you should probably do more to establish your characters before discussing those topics, which so far is one person moving in a room chatting.

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>>81169685
I'm okay with fictional sex that is labeled incest, but Nepeta+Equius porn gets me disgusted.

The pacing feels off in Neo-Kosmos, like it jumps into the meat of the story when the characters and setting have only just been established. Now I understand why Hussie spent 200 pages on John in his room.

>>81170453
I think the pacing feels more like a movie than a comic. As long as it doesn't drag on for too long it could be pretty good.

>>81170447
im okay with it as long as its established theyre actually in a different quadrant for whatever reason. (nothing wrong with crack shipping.)

pale pails are gross without exception

>>81170403
ugh, I can't stand shit like that at all, I almost dropped hs because of that more than one time

>Deleted TSO
>Deleted Scraps
>Deleted most of his tweets
Why is New Hussie trying so hard to destroy Old Hussie?

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>>81170447
so what. I feel disgusted about MeuLoz too but that don't stop people. shield your eyes you poor bb

>>81170661
because old hussie would alienate nu-hussie's fanbase

>>81170737
RTFC

Pray for updates while I sleep, /co/.

>>81170755
newhuss is the kind of person oldhuss would have mocked in his blog posts
oldhuss is the kind of person newhuss would parody through a character like caliborn
and to think about this is physically painful

>>81169993
I understand that, but I just don't think it actually works.

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>>81170737
didn't say you had to do anything about it.
"I don't like it" doesn't automatically mean "... and you should do something about it." That kind of thinking leads to deep unhappiness and hopes of tyranny.

Whoever thinks "it hurts me when people like things I don't like" must be a wretched unhappy soul, miserable to be around.

>>81170737
Morails are NOT for sexual!

>>81170858
I'm sure there's some kind of Transcendent Huss who laughs at both

>>81170755
Punished "Venom" Hussie

A fallen artist

>>81170858

Is this true? I literally jumped on the bandwagon a month ago (blame ponies). Was old Hussie some kind of awesome asshole?

>>81170903
maybe this fic will change your mind
http://archiveofourown.org/works/830808

>>81158779
>swole

what?

>>81170955
as far as I can tell, Andrew has always been an ironic hipster internet tough guy, it's just that his audience changed, so he went from being edgy on purpose more politically correct

>>81170969
Maybe reading the fucking comic will change your mind, champ.

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>>81170955

>>81170969
>reading fanfics
>reading homestuck fanfics
>ever

lol

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A shame these two would not work out

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>>81170955
> Error: You must wait 4 minutes 28 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

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>>81170969
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL

>>81170955
Pretty much. His old material was fucking weird, too. It reached levels of irony few could ever hope to touch.

https://imgur.com/a/TTFHp/all

Also he made And It Don't Stop, which kicks ass

http://anditd0ntstop.tumblr.com/

>>81162955
The only place for Polyamory is Gravity Falls, with the Mystery Twins and Pacifica.

>>81171033
You're missing out, friend.

>>81170955
andrewhussie dot blogspot dot co dot uk slash 2009 slash 01 slash need-for-steed dot html

Our bullshit system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>81171069
>Also he made And It Don't Stop, which kicks ass
good shit

>>81162959
In late 2010, early 2011. I actually found MSPFanventures first, which led me back to MSPA.
The page we were on when I actually started reading was when John and Jade leveled their GodTier.

>>81171075
>Mystery Twins and Pacifica
Eh, I prefer just regular Pinescest.

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>>81171050
not like they would watch Indiana Jones together

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>>81170955
>I literally jumped on the bandwagon a month ago (blame ponies).

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>>81170890
And I didn't imply I were to do anything about it. Other than maybe post some more.

>>81170903
I mean look... They're the same age, despite fanon depictions probably the same height. Both of them only had each other as far as quadrants go. And if you're worried about Eq's strength, it's pretty much a given that he learns how to control it or doesn't even have it in the first place when we're talking about fan scenarios.or AUs

>>81171194
Shit taste đëšů §êñpàį

>>81171194
>Not dippcifica
Fag

>yfw the Gigapause happened nearly halfway through Homestuck's lifetime

>>81171396
My fellow African brother

>>81171331
>>81171396
Dippcifica's fine, as is Mabelifica, I just don't exactly see a polyamorous situation between the three compared to the eight HS kids.

Maybe I'll be convinced later on.

>>81171459
I'm neither african or your brother my dear acquaintance

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>people who can't shut up about their fetish for even one thread

Guys it's happening

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>>81166139
>>Aradia/Equius red
>>Sollux/Aradia pale

COME NEREVAR FRIEND OR TRAITOR COME

COME AND LOOK UPON THE HEART OF EQUARA-HATEANON

>>81171766
O shit

>>81170955
>Was old Hussie some kind of awesome asshole?
>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000987

>>81171806
get out

>>81168332
>he broke 100 laptop screens

>>81171766
What's happening?

>>81172032
hes having another seizure

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>>81171806
yeah yeah, we know that Aradiabot + Equius was a heat-of-the-moment thing. She felt n0thing for years, and being a gamespritefrogghost didn't change that, but becoming corporeal in a robot programmed to have feelings (even if it was rigged), suddenly she has all these feelings rushing in -- it's no wonder she made poor choices.
At least she lived long enough to change her mind, and find something better. Well, one of her anyways.

Should I pull out the old update notifier? I haven't used one in years.

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>Aradia will NEVER be relevant again and will always be paired with Sollux, who barely counts as a character with how little of a personality he has.
>Feferi was never relevant to begin with and has been replaced by "xD I SAY GHETTO THINGS": The Character and will also only ever be paired with Sollux

At this point, I think I'd rather be a Nepetafag. I may like part of a fucking clusterfuck trans propaganda character, but at least I'd get to see my favorite character do literally anything.

>>81172193
Nothing is better than a bad something.

>>81171098
>miss out on incredible homestuck fanfictions that bastardize characterization and project the author's fetishes onto the 'characters'

somehow i think i'll live

>>81171989
>he broke a laptop screen during MOM3NT
>he broke a laptop screen during Vriska molesting Tavros
>he broke a laptop screen when Karkat is crushing on John
>he broke a laptop screen when Vriska wanted to date John
>he broke a laptop screen when Bec Noir brought Karkat and Terezi together, and then breaks the new laptop screen when he finds out that Vriska died
>he broke another laptop screen when Vriska and Tavros made peace with each other again after their sprite explosion
>he broke his laptop screen when Meenah and Vriska kissed each other
>he broke his laptop screen again when Vriskagram happened and the whole comic tells us how wonderful Davekat would be
>he broke his laptop screen when Vriska showed interest on ARquiussprite
>he broke his laptop again when Kanaya cockblocked Karkat from being interested on Vriska
>after purchasing another laptop, he punches his new screen when he sees Vriska petting Tavros's shoulder and having a crush on Meenah

Absolute fucking madman
SIX YEARS OF KEKOLDING, BECAUSE THE ASSHOLE FOLLOWED A TINY UNIMPORTANT SNIPPET OF VRISKAT ON NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL

>>81171230
I think you're mistaking John for Jake. Again.

>>81172274
Well, I guess. Still, Aradia's personality has been boiled down to "I don't give a shit about anything" and Feferi continues to simply not have a personality. Even if Nepeta is ruined now, the Nepeta we knew still had some semblance of character.

Homestuck could have updated RIGHT NOW

Is it really ending??

>>81172193
It's gonna turn out that her master is gonna turn out to be Calliope, isn't it?

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Remember these?

>>81172443
updates?

no

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>>81172483
You will.

>>81171251
Is this even photoshopped

Holy shit I'm not ready

I wonder how fast I can reread homestuck, as a neet

>>81172193
can someone post the solluxhater screencap
i need it for reasons

GRAB DICKS

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>>81172193
>>81172673