Happy Easter /co/
It's that time of the year again for sadness
Please refain from posting spoilers or the email
Story time will start in about twenty minutes so get some snacks and settle in
Ok, I guess my body is ready fro my first Serenity storytime.
>>81158535
you can trust me when I say
no
you are not
>>81158480
>America´s premier inspirational manga
How have I missed that every time beforehand.
>>81158618
>America´s
>manga
I'm already feeling the cringe.
And this is coming from someone who's Methodist.
>>81158480
Why is this an easter story?
>>81158655
easter is suppose to represent the day jesus stopped being dead
Here we go
>>81158480
Oh Christ, please no.
It turns my stomach every time.
>>81158671
Yep, and new we can indulge in everything that we gave up for lent.
Man, soda was surprisingly harder than video games.
Aw fuck it church people wont miss much in the next three minutes
lets start the show guys
>>81158810
>>81158821
>>81158836
thats some intense dialog right there
>>81158836
I'm heard worst puns.
>>81158857
>>81158724
Oh Christ YES
>It turns my stomach every time.
Do you get past the first few issues?
>>81158869
what kind of asshole wears a prayer club sweater
>>81158869
>could use some help
says the guy who is 10 feet tall and 5 feet wide
>>81158882
>>81158893
>>81158890
yeah but he has the prettiest eyes you've ever seen
>>81158882
the same kind that will have a goatee
>>81158903
lori's white
>>81158882
This page is making me feel physical pain.
But I'm going to keep going for you /co/, only for you.
>>81158920
>>81158937
>>81158933
dialog gets better
buzz gets told to stop throwing dawgs at the end of every sentance
it really starts picking up at about the 4th book
>>81158933
why pain, the comic isn't bad
>>81158946
>>81158950
not bad pain
sad pain
>>81158836
I've always wanted to say that this particular page always felt off to me.
It might be the dialogue.
>>81158937
why does no one give derek's gf flak about her blue hair?
>>81158946
>can't show that in a christian manga
Wait, is this where "can't show that on a christian image board" came from?!
>>81158968
>>81158974
maybe becuase its an establishing shot or something
>>81158976
she's asian
its not mentioned in comics but she was adopted
>>81158994
>>81158989
yeah
serenity is deeply embedded into 4chan's history
back when /b/ /v/ /a/ and /co/ werent complete assholes and storytimed this together
>>81159010
>>81158994
what Asian has light brown, wide eyes?
>>81159023
>>81159027
she might be only half or something I don't remember
i think its on the buzz website
>>81159023
Ok. I liked the last panel.
Everything else is still making me cringe.
>>81159051
>>81159057
just give it some time
>>81159069
>>81159069
Coal burning slut
>>81159077
>>81159077
is this the she-hulk origin story?
>>81159097
>>81159106
>>81159119
I just noticed how horrifying this teacher's face is in that middle panel
she even has a little mustache
>>81158920
KNOW YOUR ROLE
AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>81159145
>>81159069
But cussing has been shown to help one tolerate pain better
>>81159156
so how many kids do you think died doing this shit
this always seemed super dangerous to me
>>81159145
Feminism is cancer
Wow, for something made in like 2006-7 this guy predicted sjws being this entrenched really well.
>>81159023
Where are her teeth?
>>81159183
Funny enough Ms.Baxter is actually super right about what she says
even if she is acting like a cunt
>>81158873
I know the entire tale.
I find it very subversive.
>>81159171
The ropes always seemed much longer as a kid
>>81159171
It's nice to see American gym uniforms for once.
>>81159198
>>81159171
>Implying anyone actually did it
>>81159210
Casual Blasphemy is going to be my band name
>>81159171
If you were fit enough to climb to deadly heights, you were probably fit enough to not fall down
>>81159198
I mean yes Shakespeare was a European, Christian Male
But there is nothing wrong with that
>>81159210
Shut up fatty
>>81158753
I also gave up soda, but it was easy for me.
Now, what was hard was giving upporn.
>>81159229
>>81159234
everyone probably just said fuck that
>>81159183
Baxter used to be the good guy opposite the brainwashing history teacher, before tumblr feminism took off
>>81159210
I thought they could say the n-word to eachother
>>81159229
it is a pretty good name
>>81159255
>>81159255
>cussing won't help
>>81159271
>it helps
>>81159271
eddie why you trying to get in on this high five
you havent done shit this whole time
you arent even really part of the group
>>81159250
I tried, but failed to give up looking up the news,
I don't know why I do it, but all it does is make me depressed, I don't enjoy the news, its just like smoking, or a bad car wreck, you just can't look away, I'm trying to avoid it permanently.
>>81159290
this last panel
oh jeeze its not drawn well
>>81159250
I think the hardest was one year I did yugioh.
That was back when it was at the height of it's popularity and I was a kid.
>>81159307
>>81159290
Wow she didn't even try to solve for x yet, she fucked up writing the question onto the blackboard. Again.
>>81159271
Funny, I just saw full metal jacket
SERENITY
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>>81159328
>>81158994
>"We'll still be your friends"
just you fucking wait
>>81159339
>>81159350feet
>>81159271
I wanna start calling things deck
>>81158882
I never noticed that Tim was going bald. Maybe it's a side effect of being fat.
>>81159361
>>81159364
his head isnt bald
its shavedAN DA STAND?
>>81159361
Marriage and divorce
Are you listening Lori?
>>81159373
This makes me want to play Catherine again
>>81159394
>>81159307
your mom never wore a gradient?
>>81159364
He reminds me of Ryu from Gundam
>>81159407
>>81159408
actually i ment the fact that serenity has her phone's mic up to her air and she is tripping so many balls right now
Caught the tail end of this last christmas, good stuff.That one cover still makes it look like she's covered in shit though.
>>81159430
>>81158994
>You are our new pet project
So it begins...
>>81159450
>>81159439
I wouldnt call this the most well drawn series of comics but the artist herself has gotten WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better
I sent her a message on deviant art and she was kind of shocked to see someone bring this up
she draws a webcomic now
>>81159407
Dat face
>>81159468
>>81159450
notice he avoids saying I don't hate you
he just says God loves you
>>81159467
Let us all remember that Serenity is not a story about finding God or being a better person, but one of persecution, brainwashing, and trying to avoid angering the Mountain God, Tim.
>>81159495
I just want to imagine kim's dad just doing a sick liam neeson style u turn in the middle of the street just to get that shit back to serenity as fast as possible
>>81159450
>Diluted of all moral authority.
Well fuck you too buddy. Besides, it's most taken from Eastern religions, not Christianity.
>>81159519
>>81159517
who'd win in a fight
tim or galactus
>>81159468
link to webcomic?
>>81159538
Tim can create matter faster than Galactus can consume it.
>>81159538
>>81159543
this is her deviant art
do me a favor and dont harass her
she is a busy woman
http://keiiii.deviantart.com/
>>81159468
oh wait what? What's the webcomic?
>>81159473
Man, I should REALLY separate out my NSFW Serenity stuff from the rest of my Serenity stuff.
Also the Edits are great. Won't post them until we get there though.
>>81159576
I swear her art gets better everytime somebody storytimes Serenity.
>>81159538
It is at this point I actually said out loud
>What is wrong with me? I'm actually liking this!
>No, not what is wrong with me, what is right.
>>81159576
>>81159577
i forget what its called but it looks like an avatar the last airbender type deal
i didnt read into it too much but thinking about it
if you look at her deviant art her art is much improved
and if you arent sure its her then if you go back a couple of pages then you can see "a picture of her as a kid" which is basically just sally
>>81159611
>>81159609
the characters are suprisingly good in this story
its easy to get hooked
>>81159576
that is some serious improvement
>>81159623
Dr.claw
you got something wrong with your face
i think its falling off
>>81159604
Hmmm... wow I have A LOT of Serenity '34...
>>81159576
Hot damn she's gotten good. I wonder how much it would cost to get her to re-draw Serenity... Buzz would probably be ok with it?
>>81159609
It is an actually decent story for what it is. It's really stupid though.
>>81159576
is she a Christian?
>>81159198
>Poopie sounds cute
Is Lori a scat lover too?
>>81159640
>>81159644
I can't say
she probably just got hired as a gig by buzz
he doesnt seem too imposing about the subject
>>81159641
where? there is barely any I've found
not so much to fap too but I just find it hilarious
>>81159668
what a bunch of fucking assholes
>>81159644
>>81159682
>>81159681
I believe magi posts a bunch on plus4chan or whatever its called
>>81159685
Yes actually
>>81159698
what the fuck did kim and derek just teleport in each other's places?
>>81159718
Who gets upset over 15 dollars?
>>81159728
>>81159745
>>81159740
maybe not upset but sad
you have to remember everyone in the highschool are douchebags
>>81159740
She's a black woman, 15 dollars is more than she'll ever earn in a job.
>>81159740
Maybe Tim
>>81159495
that got very real all of a sudden
>>81159757
>>81159767
>>81159728
So, whats the consensus Serenity and Derek or Kim and Derek?
>>81159778
>>81159681
Here. And it's really only a lot proportionally. I separated them out and it's only 20 pictures.
But considering that was 2/3rds of the Serenity pictures in my folder...
>>81159778
That arm looks like a foot. Never noticed that.
>>81159792
If I remember correctly, last year we agreed that Derek should ditch the sluts, and Lori and Serenity is the OTP.
>>81159794
>>81159792
personally
serenity deserves better and will not get with him
kim will probably find someone else
shes clingy but she's not really too bad of a person
derek is gonna fuck off and not give a shit about anything
>>81159778
just curious, are you a Christian?
>>81159394
>Divorce usually harms children
Since when was the bible ever against harming children?
>>81159824
agnostic
though i have read the bible and its a fun read
>>81159820
Oh dear God don't bring that up
I think concerning the Manga, thats an impossibility
>>81159845
better tomb raider then the reboot or rise of the tomb raider
>>81159824
>>81159820
Minor spoiler...I wish
>>81159641
>>81159604any good footjob pics lads
>>81159860
>>81159867
nah
its fun to make jokes only for people to realize they are partly serious
>>81159878
>>81159878
Pweez dont hurt the fwuffies.
>>81159887
>>81159824
I don't know, I think it was weird leaving the relationshipunresolved
I think the guy who had the porn problem and her made a cute couple, and both had similar dispositions
>>81159877
Closest thing is a messy handjob.
>>81159878
>pssh... nothing personnel, kid
>>81159878
>Guilt bunny
I like this even more.
>>81159911
>>81159917
its hard to put love in a high school story
though I want to believe serenity and eddie stay in touch as actual friends and not the prayer club "Friend"
>>81159878
Nothing personal...kid
>>81159943
>>81159966
>>81159943
True, highschool isn't usually where you find love.
>>81159972
>>81159833
Interestingly enough, factors for lowering divorce rates include being religious, having a college degree, having money, and being over 25 when married
>>81159989
dat smug ass second panel
Has the author of this comic ever actually talked to a young person?
>>81159966
What does anyone see in Derek anyways?
>>81160007
ms baxter is a very thoughtful person
>>81160007
>>81160041
he's hot (allegedly)
>>81160007
>But Ms Baxter gave me some
Whoa whoa whoa, Ms Baxter is the feminist vice-principal or whatever right? What the fuck.
>>81160058
>>81160057
i think it was for their health (thats what they called it my school but basically sexual studies)
they hand out condoms becuase DONT FUCK BUT IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS
>>81159640
Why didn't Sally take the money with her? If it was up to me, I would have taken the money.
>>81160063
Why is this surprising? Safe sex is better than assuming they won't have any.
>>81160058
ok so flipping the bird is not allowed, but dressing like a whore and trying to seduce a guy with a gf is?
>>81160058
Why is there a box of tissues in the corner?
>>81160081
didn't your school teach you to leave everything behind when there's a fire?
I always found fascinating how the art suddenly improves halfway through, and even more so looking at how good the artist is nowadays.
>>81160083
Cuss she hates men.
>>81160074
>>81160074
>My Christian sense is tingling!
>>81160116
>>81160096
well the latter has story purposes
>>81160083
>>81160074
Actually, Sex ed was first implemented decades ago to prevent unplanned pregnancies and std's but rates for them have drastically risen, either sex ed is actually making it worse, or its done nothing to help.
I think its the responsibility of parents to tell their kids this stuff.
>>81160110
What if she sleeps with a girl who has a penis, though?
>>81160110
doesn't mean she hates getting the dick
>>81160129
>>81160109
Its kinda like cartoons, look at avatar, those first few episodes looked kinda rough, but by the end it was awesome.
>>81160151
>>81160137
>lets get a bunch of horny teens in a room and start showing them pictures of genitals for 45 minutes
what could possibly go wrong
>>81160168
>>81160110
does she, though? she hates christians, but maybe she's okay with non religious men.
>>81160184
>>81160129
I wonder if Serenity's grandfather was Lee Harvey Oswald
>>81160151
so either the artist is a girl with a foot fetish who snuck it in, or the writer really specified she be barefoot a lot
>>81160141
>>81160199
>>81160210
there is a lot of weird shots that teeters on fetishes but again both the writer and artist are fantastic (at least now they are)
>>81159877
magi here, I'll make some when I wake up later today. I will put it up on my ac110 blog if there is nowhere else to keep it.
>>81160231
>>81160168
what sex ed should be is just encourage teens to masturbate furiously everyday don't hand out condoms hand out fleshlights and vibrators
>>81160242
>>81160247
hey man fleshlights cost a pretty penny
>>81160237
holy shitgod bless you
Some things don't change.
Thanks /co/, this is so comforting now. It's like going home for the holiday.
>>81160261
Idea for a resturant
Make pizza and let it sit in the fridge for a day then deliver it stale
niche market but damn the people who want it will love it
>>81160287
>>81160303
>>81160261
I have thought about christianity and masturbation, my conclusion, God probably doesn't like it, but maybe its ok, so long as you don't look at porn, hentai is a ok though.
>>81160318
>>81160231
Wait the artist of this comic actually got good? Any example?
>>81160331
>>81160331
>>81160344
see
>>81159576
again please dont harass her
>>81160303
remember old memes guys?
>>81160327
3DPD a shit anyway.
>>81160237
Hey there man! How are you?
Would you mind linking us to it when you do? I don't have your blog saved.
>>81160363
>>81160369
I enjoy the memes
like that there xibitserioiusly though the WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE LIMES will always be my favorite
>>81160372
Concur, with hentai, its just some Japanese person making a drawing, no one is getting hurt, no risk, no lives ruined. Honestly, I'd be fine with outlawing live action porn.
>>81160398
>>81160412
>>81160363
Jesus Fucking Christ that's some major improvement.
>>81160424
>>81160437
thats one down
9 left
quick intermission
back soon
>>81160408
Why? Do yo know how much money the average adult film actress makes? Men have to PAY to get started. And it's not like they get forced into it. Them and strippers have to make a living.
>>81160424
>>81160437
>man, do I have to draw the money every time?
>eh, whatever
>>81158994
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
>>81160470
I ALWAYS forget about the Stan Lee quotes.
Oh, That Guy... are we going to bother with the extra movies? Those always seem to kill the threads.
>>81160477
Porn addiction, std's and human trafficking are huge problems related to the porn industry.
>>81160534
"...a clean, inspiring Christian comic done in a hip contemporary way. I think you've really got a winner... can I have my check now? EXCELSIOR"
what year was this made?
>>81160555
>>81160534
p.s.
yes but i'll do them in the afterparty threads so we can get this done faster for people who just want the story
>>81160560
2005
>>81159407
I hate derek's smug fucking gf, she's terrible.
>>81160624
At least she is not a one dimensional jealous gf bitch, she is still a good person, it makes the drama more real, you don't want either girl to get screwed.
>>81160535
>std's and human trafficking
Wow, what porn are you watching? I don't know how it works in other countries, but any good adult film company has mandatory monthly STD checks written into the contract. You can get blacklisted from the whole industry if you don't comply.
As for the Human Trafficking, if you're watching THAT kind of porn then the problem is with you supporting it.
Won't argue that there isn't porn addiction though. But while we're at it, lets ban alcohol and cigarettes! Those hurt more people in one year then porn ever has! AND BACON AND SALT! Those kill more people then all the others combined!
>>81160579
GET READY FOR A RIVETING TALE
SOON TO COME
PISS
ALCHOLISM
PLOT TWISTS
HIT AND RUNS
DRUNK KIDS
AND CAR CRASHES
theres a lot of crashing in this one
its like a micheal bay film
anyway
>>81160137
Nigga half the time 'sex ed' is fear mongering and teaching abstinence only. In those areas, std rates and pregnancies rise, because surprise surprise teens are gonna have sex. Except now they know fuck all about protection and stds.
In areas where actual comprehensive sex ed is taught, stds and pregnancies occur at a lower rate.
>>81160681
>>81160624
Kim is one of the better characters
shes the only one that has reason to be a bitch
>>81160697
>>81160107
Nigga, my school was made of brick and clay. Only the fires of Satan could burn that place down. Besides, we never had fire drills. Too poor for that.
My first Serenity was last year. God speed, OP. I'll return once it's nearer to best boy's arc.
>>81160709
>>81160742
That school nurse really regrets her profession.
>>81160742
THAT KIDS GOT HIS HAT BACKWARDS
YOU KNOW HES A BAD GUY
or hes put on his serious face
>>81160770
>>81160785
>>81160797
turns out Sally isnt so innocent
>>81160770
>ruining a kids life just for smoking pot
Gr8 school there
>>81160737
Mine too, only problem was a certain yuri pairing what pissed me off. If this was another series i'd be fine with it, but remember its a Christian manga.
>>81160809
>>81160810
to be fair
why the fuck do you bring drugs to school
how stupid do you have to bea kid at my school got caught and it was hilarious
>>81160742
What kind of drug test is THAT fast? I always have to wait a few days for my results.
>>81160810
>multiple warnings
They gave them a fair chance
>>81160833
>>81160830
the yuri pairing isnt actually that bad
its actually really cute and goes with the whole "God loves you as you are" thing
>>81160770
MMM MMMM! Officer Chocolate Cherry! YES! She can handcuff me anytime.
>>81160864
>>81160833
Its funny, I went to the same highscholl my mom went to in the 70's she told me everyone was smoking in the bathrooms, one year I was there, about 6 years ago someone found a joint in the bathroom that was still lit, evacuated the entire school.
>>81160878
>>81160889
>>81160887
do you live in fucking madagascar?
>>81160904
>>81160864
Well the thing is, thats the issue, God loves us gay or straight, but the Bible, God's word condemns homosexuality. I do like them as a bff pairing though.
>>81160916
so remember that eddie is the one saying this
>>81160889
>everybody hammers me 'cept Derek
ayy
>>81160930
>>81160918
honestly it'd probably just be an experimental phase that she'd get over in time
again this is fucking high school its not like she more then likely wont grow out of it
>>81160949
HOLY SNAP
>>81160957
I really wanna see Haruhi come in one day and become a theocratic dictator of the prayer club.
>>81160957
>I never pegged you
yet
>>81160918
You know, that's one of the reasons I dropped out of religion. not because I'm gay. but I believed that they should have the same right to be happy as anyone else.
Also evolution and sex. Love those two things.
>>81160968
>>81160997
you know i went to a 12 steps program
it was awkward as fuck
>>81160970
>Haruhi
Is she still relevant?
>>81161014
>>81160949
Your right, I shouldn't make a big deal. I remember Lori saying she'd look for a boyfriend during or after college, which really is the smart thing to do. wait till you're squared away financially then get married.
>>81161026
>>81161014
My name is Random 12-steps girl, and I'm the fastest man alive.
>>81160918
The way I was told basically goes God loves you no matter what , but he designed dicks to go in vaginas so homo sex annoys/offends him because it goes against design. So being gay is fine but gay sex itself isnt.
>>81161049
JUST NEED TO EMPHASES THIS
THESE 12 STEPS ARE REAL
a lot of people dont know that
>>81161040
she said she wasnt interested in boys at the moment
but honestly pairing the two (even if its just for a short time) is again adorable as fuck
>>81161086
>>81161105
Listen im not saying that god isnt a cool guy who is helpful
but that doesnt sound like god
it sounds like sheer force of will
>>81160994
As for gay marriage, I can see someone to believing the state should intervene in marriage, but the bible is clear.
You can believe in evolution and love sex and be a Christian. For me, I really don't know how the earth was formed, the science points to evolution, but I see that as God setting life in motion, the thing I have found about belief is that it isn't rational, it require you to accept that there is a force greater then what is observable. As for sex, get married and you can do it whenever you want.
>>81161122
>>81161086
This is why it's a cakewalk to get any kind of court ordered participation in AA (Or NA) overturned. It's too religious so you can get out of it at the drop of a hat. Even with a lawyer who only attended 3 days of law school.
Most people just don;t fight it.
>>81160997
I killed him
I slaughtered them like animals
I HATE THEM
>>81161138
enter best character
>>81161132
to be fair marriage isnt really about the christian side of it anymore
its really kind of fucked up
>>81161162
>>81161159
derek heard the voice of god
YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY SIN
>>81161020
Always
>>81161183
>>81161207
>>81161222
heres one of those stupid scenes that are bullshit for no reason
>>81161061
Exactly, exactly, god doesn't hate gay people, he loves them just the same, its the actions he doesn't like, thing is, being attracted to someone isn't a choice, but acting on them is.
>>81161239
>>81161105
the cause of the spiral was people arguing for ethics in gaming journalism
>>81161258
>>81161132
You see, I think sex is an important part of any healthy relationship. Married or not. One night stands maybe not so much, though I do like those as well.
>>81161275
>>81161274
she was vomiting due to seeing the reviews of gone home
>>81161290
>>81161304
man portables suck
>>81161315
>>81161290
>Heil Hitler!
>>81161333
CURSE YOU GADGET
>>81161282
Well, think about it, if everyone, or a lot more people waited for marriage, std's unwanted pregnancies and abortions would plummet.
>>81161349
>is there a specific ritual
>not really
thats highly debatable
>>81161304
And Tim needs a 12-Step Program for obesity, but we all can't get what we want.
>Captcha picture is a giant watch in the ocean
What the fuck
>>81161369
>>81161355
And the rate of divorce would go up up up as people rushed marriage to have sex.
>>81161395
>>81161413
>>81161396
yes, the trick is to get people to wait until they are ready, back in the 50's the average age of marriage was 19
>>81161428
>>81161443
>>81161428
Try it in Latin
Non nobis domine tuo da gloriam
>>81161450
>>81161471
>>81161497
>you'll never be a high school student again
>you'll never meet a girl like Serenity
This saddens me.
>>81161512
>>81161430
The thing is, it's never gonna happen. Best thing you can do is just educate people and allow them to make informed choices.
>>81161538
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO
>>81161290
thanks doc
>>81161557
>>81161575
>>81161592
>>81161575
>>81161592
Tinkerbelle a cute
>>81161607
>>81161623
>>81161638
SHE WASNT RAISED BY US GIVE HER SOME SLACK
>>81161651
>>81161667
>>81161680
GEE I WONDER WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>81161695
>>81161520
Eh, I like college way better.
>>81161712
>>81161720
>>81161739
>>81161557
Crusade when?
>>81161739
>Goes to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid
>Fails to do so
Tim you gratuitous fuckup
>>81161751
>>81161607
For what? bringing a spider to school?
>>81161776
>>81161769
she wasnt even turning or anything that was a straight forward collision
fuck you guys suck at this
>>81161789
for extra credit to
>>81161799
>fuck my eyes
>>81161712
>LA
That explains it
Terrible fucking drivers, the lot of them.
>>81161815
>>81161695
My God how big is Tim anyways?
He should be kidnapping abused British children and taking them to magic school
>>81161819
>Terrible, the lot of them.
ftfy
>>81161829
people werent joking when they said he gets bigger ever book
he takes up the whole back of a bus in one comic
>>81161853
>>81161864
>>81161853
that can't be how that works, right?
>>81161879
>>81161825
>what did Jesus say
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
Luke 22:36
>>81161897
>>81161891
for all intents and purposes
yes
>>81161864
>tells her to be careful because of insurance
>not because he's worried about her safety
>>81161864
Dad has a point. Why the fuck would you let someone you don't like drive your brand new car when you're not even sure if they have their license? Like goddamn, all you gotta do is ask to see it.
>>81161911
>>81161901
>john 3:16
>and the lord said... go sox
>>81161290
Dat "Daily Dose" notebook
>>81161897
Then what? Begging? Stealing? You're not leaving a lot of options here dad.
>>81161931
>>81161930
becuase shes a jealous stupid teenager
>>81161897
He should take it out college, there's a good chance college will turn her into a feminist atheist sjw
Just make it a STEM field
>>81161945
>>81159824
What actually happens is, after the last page their world ends in darkness and life is suspended into nothingness where time moves neither forward nor backward and the characters are trapped in a lifeless void only to be reanimated when the piece of shit who drew this starts up again.
>>81161897
$1k for college
>a lot of money
That's like maybe one to three semesters of textbooks.
>>81159943
I don't think the person who wrote this knows what human beings are like.
>>81161954
>>81161960
no
serenity goes and becomes a scientist and accidentally helps create robots designed that destroy the world
the resistance only has the ability to send back one man
so they send back derek
unfortunatly he's retarded and just becomes a school teach (thus becoming the claw)
>>81162012
>>81162010
actually his portrayal of retarded teenagers isnt that bad
>>81162023
>>81162043
>>81161290
>That Kabadon
>>81162063
thats some clean handwriting
I wonder if their school teaches calligraphy
>>81162063
>nark
You know, I've never heard anyone say that IRL.
>>81162085
>>81162065
There's actually no wall there, Derek was just acting funny
>>81162111
>>81162109
i went to a bad school and actually heard it quite a lot
>>81162136
>>81162153
>>81162167
>shoulder zippers
>>81162184
>>81162063
Are Christians really seen like some meddling cult in public high schools? I went to a catholic school (with only a tiny fraction of practicing catholics) and all the other groups seems to get along pretty well with them.
>>81161799
This school is retarded, they'll give you detention if they even suspect you of wrongdoing, drug test their kids, what a fucking Orwell nightmare.
>>81162195
>>81162198
not really
they are just like that in the story for specific reasons which we will get into at the end of the series
>>81162221
>>81162085
Do the night thing?
>>81162239
this is the least believable part of the story
she just suddenly gets a job out of no where
in what i assume is california (but possibly could be a different stay)
IM CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THAT
This is some next-level garbage.
>>81162266
>>81162259
yeah wear son glasses so she can weave and breath her story to life
>>81162286
>>81162280
its entertaining and riviting though
it'll pick up soon
>>81161240
God not only doesn't hate gay people, he literally doesn't give a shit that they exist. There are basically 4 passages in the entire bible that even reference homosexuality that get parroted over and over again. Two are from Levitius, which mean absolutely nothing, because no Christian ever follows Leviticus. Leviticus is the book that says you can't eat pork, or wearing clothing with mixed fabrics.
The third is a misinterpreted passage from Corinthians that was only changed to include the word "homosexuals" in the past 50 years. Christians just accept it because they don't understand ancient Hebrew. The last is from Romans, which is written by Paul.
tl;dr there is literally NOTHING in the bible--not one single word about homosexuality--that comes directly from Jesus Christ.
The fact that Christian bigots are so hellbent on trying to convince everyone else that gays are subhumans who don't deserve basic human rights makes no sense and has absolutely no foundation in the bible whatsoever.
>>81162300
>>81162286
>crazy how you don't appreciate something until it's gone
Like your eyeballs
>>81161945
Good christians right there, fuck you serenity you bitch. THIS IS WHAT JESUS WOULD HAVE DONE.
>>81162286
>son glasses
don't talk to me or my son glasses ever again
>>81162198
In my public high school they certainly weren't meddling, but they did seem cult-ish at times. Or at least exceedingly insular.
But maybe that's just my perspective as a heathen.
>>81162312
>>81162320
FUCK YOU YOU DICK ILL RESPOND TO WHOEVER I WANT I HOPE YOU DIE
HERE HAVE A SERENITY PSA
Serenity did nothing wrong except being a rebel which she could have stopped on her own. If the others didn't force themselve on her, shit wouldn't have gotten down.-Love, Captain Obvious
>>81162300
A pizza place where every pizza is hawaiian? What a nightmare!
>>81162339
Intermission time
will continue in about 10 minutes
>>81158882
Here in Texas, when I was in high school TONS of douches wore merch for their shitty prayer clubs and various Christian groups
>>81162184
when does he pull his dick out?
whats the writer write now
Hey /a/, why don't we have an Serenity anime yet?
>>81162239
I thought they were putting a new issue out this year, or was I so high that I read something else?
>>81162300
Religious fanatics, literally until 100 years ago that was how everyone thought about religion.
>>81162358
Yeah, I never understood why they kept giving use shirts.
I never wore any, but I couldn't bring myself to throw them out.
>>81162184
There is a pirate in my Serenity comic, wtf?
>>81162339
Ah Narconon, which christians must avoid because it incorporates the religious teachings of the WRONG religion - Scientology.
>>81162306
There is nothing from Jesus about Bestiality does that make it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTRhbtFei1M
>>81162312
who wears a suit to a luau?
>>81162381
Now? I don't know, maybe nothing.
But in the mid 00's he wrote a number of christian series like this.
>>81162400
I would love that, do wish it was made at least in part in Japan.
>>81159183
The PC brigade comes back around every ten years or so. This is nothing new.
>>81160477
>>81160676
The porn industry is brutal because its unregulated and they treat there actors like shit. health care is out of pocket, no insurance even though the shit they do has a HIGH risk of injury and its all freelance so no job secURITY.
>>81162343
>-Love, Captain Obvious
I haven't read serenity, but does she fucks anyone in the comic at some point or what?
>>81162579
nope
>>81162579
She has a baby.
>>81162600
HOPE YOU LIKE PRAISIN GOD
>>81162306
>mention human rights
>lolol giving humans equal rights encourages bestiality
Ladies and gentlemen, Christians are literally this retarded.
>>81162563
I dunno, it seems like they have gone full psycho at this point because they have institutional power, we literally have students demanding segregation for black students because white people existing is a micro-aggression
Just hope Milo can stop them
>>81162655
>>81162673
dont those two look cute together
>>81162704
>>81162727
>WANNA GLUTEN UP
>no im allergic fuck you tim
>>81162659
Some certainly are.
But in a religion followed by over 2 billion people not everyone will hold the same opinions on issues.
>>81162704
Why is Lori being taller than Serenity emphasized here?
>>81162740
The man asked you if you want to gluten up, now gluten up before he gets mad.
>>81162759
So you know who the power top is.
>>81162740
Tim you fat fuck
>>81162740
>>81162759
i think its just a cute thing where serenity has to stand on her toes to be angry at her
>>81162805
>>81162827
>sally's outfit either makes her looks like she's 10 or is in a buissness suit
>>81162655
>HOPE YOU LIKE PRAISIN GOD
I have news for you, nietzsche killed that guy some time ago.
>>81162827
Oh God no, its the purity test
>>81162740
Where's the rest of Tim's legs?
>>81162856
>>81162878
>>81162877
he ate them
>>81162877
Diabetes took them
>>81162704
Serenity is cute! CUTE!
>>81162865
Sorry but Chesterton beat him
http://www.anthonyflood.com/mulloychestertonnietzsche.htm
>>81162896
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT DEREK
>>81162923
I say this often but I have to point out that I really love serenity's shirt
>>81162896
doz black, souless eyes
>>81162856
>>81162827
these two pages should be switched, I think
>>81162953
>>81162953
>question 16
>>81162974
>>81162966
you'd think so but then how would lori have the pages
>>81163011
>>81163005
>not wanting to believe
>>81163035
>>81163011
oh horse apples
well it was only a matter of time before i fucked up
>>81163035
>>81163076
>>81163087
>>81163102
>>81163005
I don't know. Watching subs race would be kinda cool.
>>81163119
>>81163124
You're going to hell anon.
>>81163102
>Dawg, you spotted a yoofoh? that's crazy!
>>81163140
>>81163143
More like Davy Jones's locker.
>>81163155
>>81163148
>eddie proceeds to grow up to be the creepy guy who works in the basement of the FBI
i've been watching a lot of x-files
>>81163011
Are Christian teens/groups really like this? Talking jesus shit during their free time?
>>81160063
Another Texas anecdote, it's actually either the law or a common school policy that teachers have to give you contraceptives if asked.
>>81163035
>>81163059
Are these pages in the wrong-
>checks file name
yep.
>>81163183
>>81163187
no just assholes
>>81163119
Why yes, I did make enough extra copies for the entire baseball team
>>81163208
>>81163216
>Why yes Eddie. You can have all of my copies since I will not need them at all
>>81163187
Not really, in highschool I was involved with our church youth group and the pastor's kids went to school with me, we usually just hung out and got along well, we talked about God when the pastor or whoever wanted to discuss is, we were still, and still are Christians.
>>81163235
>>81163235
Why do they have brown hair?
>>81163281
>>81163315
>subtlety
>>81163326
>>81163344
>>81163361
>>81163373
>dawg
>>81163390
>>81163326
Each time I see a wheelchair I think of hot wheels cars.
>>81163405
>>81163208
Do you mean that?
>>81160437
And nothing's smelling like a rose
But I don't care if no one's coming up for air
I know nothing's gonna change my clothes
Ever anymore
>>81163427
that i hate these kids
>>81163450
>>81163427
hold on let me try that again
no i dont mean that
i just hate these kids
well mostly
>>81163450
that Christians are assholes or the kids are?
>>81158810
>those polygon outlines
>>81163463
I hate her so much.
>>81163463
>>81163463
ah got it.
>>81163491
>>81163509
>>81163523
>>81162349
>unconditional love
its the most conditional love thats ever been
>>81163538
>>81163553
>>81163549
its funnier to read considering that the whole "crashing the car" was such a small part of the book
>>81163487
tfw you ship Kim and Serenity
>>81163584
i think serenity's mom is one of the best characters in the comic
>>81163604
here have significantly better looking art
>>81163549
The love is unconditional, being friends with them isn't
>>81163553
>Jeez Serenity I just wanna chill, don't be cramping my style
>>81163623
>>81163640
>>81163637
>jeeze serenity i thought you were a cool poppa but it turns out you are just an ANUS
>>81163326
what's that empty panel outline on the top right even for? To highlight their vitruvian man?
>>81163657
>>81163662
its saying that sally is a teenager and wants the dick
>>81163678
>>81163699
>>81163699
That teacher knows how to cut deep.
>>81163716
>>81163716
Fuck, serenity, again? Use those condoms baxter gave you!
MAX IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
gimme a minute i'll drop the new thread off
>>81163768
gimme a minute i keep forgetting header shit
im a huge retard
thank you for your time
NEW THREAD
>>81163866
>>81163866
>>81163866
>>81163866
NEW THREAD
>>81162974
That's just blatantly inaccurate, Tim.
>>81163896
Tim's a fat asshole with low self-esteem.
>>81163604
Bold statement, is any of her backstory expanded on?
>>81164161
sort of
its more that its clear that she is trying her hardest to be a good mother even if it doesnt entirely seem like it
>>81163640
Can't believe this thief gets away scott-free
>>81162198
No but during my first semester of college they were almost cult like.