Is this real?

>>81092644
>Captain Britain
>A muslim
Actually that fits quite well

Yes, but why is it a bad thing? Muslims are an important part of Britain and their history.

I'll save everyone the trouble and sum up what this thread will be from here on:

>HERF DERF SAND NIGGER CAN'T BE IMPORTANT SJW PANDERING THIS IS AN INSULT TERRORISTS ARE TAKING OUR HEROES AWAY ALSO SHE'S A WOMAN DAMN FUCKING SJWS AND THE COMPANIES THAT PANDER TO THEM

>>81092644
Errr... Yes?
It's from one of the Secret Wars shorts.
Insofar it is not part of the actual universe, but absolutely happened.

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>>81092685
>>81092687
>OP asks an innocent question
>tumblr waddles in
>will probably get the thread deleted despite it being related to comics

>>81092687
Well, since Britain is overrun with Muslims, It's actually quite fitting

>>81092718
>>OP asks an innocent question
>innocent question involving Arabs
>on /pol/ v2.0

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>>81092644
Mhmmm.

Fuck you, Faiza a best. She's a superhero that focuses on healing and actually helping people rather than punchmaster time.

And your ignorance of it until now only reveals you as a filthy casual.

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>>81092685

Call me a radical, but I think a character named "Captain Britain" should be someone in a top hat and Victorian suit, eating a meat pie and talking about saving the queen. Not a random person from the Middle East.

>>81092776

Come to think of it, how would Captain Britain be a muslim woman when women aren't allowed to hold military or political rank in Middle Eastern countries?

in hindsight, kinda strange she hasn't shown up in New Avengers or something yet

>>81092685
What is particularly british about this design? If i looked at captain america, i can see he's probably american, when i look at this design i see a generic scientist backround character.

>>81092776
Holy fuck read a comic book for once in your life

>>81092776
And Captain America should be a fat guy on motor scooter screaming about niggers and faggots by that logic

>>81092776

You do realize Middle Eastern people are over half of the British population and have a birth rate exceeding 300% right

>>81092766
>>on /pol/ v2.0
You mean /co/mblr, considering how an innocent question is able to trigger /co/ so badly.

>>81092776
>>81092799
Well gee willikers maybe you should READ THE FUCKING COMICS.

CASUALS GET OUT.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81092799
SJW logic basically.

>>81092776

Britain has a very high Muslim population

Captain America is the son of Irish immigrants

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>>81092838
He really should be.

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>>81092776
>>81092799
This guy gave her the title after he retired IN AN ALT UNIVERSE STORY

Though she does typically have Excalibur

>>81092838
>Captain America
>is a white male
>wears an American flag costume
>rides around on a big loud motorcycle
>talks about defending liberties and democratic values

>Captain Britain
>is a woman originating from the Middle East
>is a Muslim
>wields an Arabic bladed weapon

Do you not see why this is strange?

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>>81092771
This. Faiza is fucking awesome, and it pisses me off to no end that we can no longer talk about her with /pol/ coming down to visit.

>>81092809
Seconded.

>>81092644
>She's not wearing a burka
Absolutely haram. Also it would conceal her identity.

>>81092771

This. Fucking casuals that get outraged by everything. There are an infinite number of Captain Britain's so is not impossible that she bears the title.

>Filled with Muslims

Alright. I'll bite. I'm a Brit. I see muslims occasionally, most of them as taxi drivers or in a medical profession. But not really all that often.

And a quick google reveals they are 4 % of the population. Which doesn't seem all that large to me.

Now I'll grant you, they're disproportionately disruptive. But we've less muslims than, say, America has blacks.

>>81092718
>an innocent question
More like a dumb question.
>is this real?
Well motherfucker it certainly isn't a hoax.

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>>81092718
Don't play retarded, you know that's how this thread would and pretty much is going if people weren't preoccupied with complaining about something else.

>>81092922
>she does typically have Excalibur
Just like in my japanese visual novels!

>>81092685
Shut up Ahmed

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>>81092799
Because she's British and lives in Britain? And "Captain Britain" is actually just a title held by the omniversal Captain Britain Corps that operate out of a dimension called Otherworld that's basically just a fantasy realm that Merlin controls?

I mean shit, pic related is a Captain Britain.

>>81092934
>arabic bladed weapon
That's Excalibur you pathetic casual.

>>81092969

Dude did a fucking Marvel U vs Judge Dredd, how do people not like Ewing

>>81093001
Jimmy Saville is a national treasure you son of a bitch

>Captain Britain
>The writers in DC could've called her Captain Iran instead.

I mean seriously, it'd be like creating a Thailand-based character that lived in Japan, and making them Captain Japan. Couldn't you at least went ahead with Captain Thailand? I mean, that country doesn't get much love does it?

Same with Iran. I don't know exactly where her parents or grand parents immigrated from, but it's really not helpful to have her replace the original Captain Britain anyway, when she seemingly identifies with the culture from her homelands. She doesn't even look like a Captain Britain. she wears a fucking hijab. Since when have hijabs been a long part of Britain?

>>81092685
I don't remember any mention of Muslims throughout the Romano-British era or Anglo-Saxon era or the Norman Era, familienname.

>>81092644
>Paki Muslim
>wields Excalibur
>is Captain Britain
is the real life

>>81092934
>>Captain Britain
>>is a woman originating from the Middle East
>>is a Muslim
>>wields an Arabic bladed weapon
>Do you not see why this is strange?
No, because unlike you, I actually read comics.

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>>81092969
>people complain about not being able to talk about a character because of /pol/ racists
>whenever someone brings up the character people pre-emptively flood in, already enraged, and start yelling about racists who haven't even posted yet

You wouldn't comprehend irony if I shoved a dumbbell down your throat.

>>81093037
She's not from iran.

>>81093001

Isn't there a FRENCH Captain Britain? Or at least French speaking one. Something because history and multivariate and all that.

>>81092934

>is a woman originating from the Middle East

BRITAIN HAS MUSLIMS IN IT YOU IDIOT

Captain America is the son of Irish Immigrants. Sam Wilson's ancestors probably lived in this country longer than his did. But you act like a white male is the default for his title while a woman of color can't hold a similar title despite holding as much connection to her country of origin? what the fuck?

>>81092934
Two of your things are wrong. It's not an arabic sword and she was born in Britain.

>>81092799
because Liberals know nothing of the Middle East and somehow are under the impression Muslim women have power of any kind

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>>81093012
Some motherfuckers are always trynna ice-skate uphill.
>Psi-Boss Frost

>>81093098
>BRITAIN HAS MUSLIMS IN IT YOU IDIOT

god dont remind me

>>81092771
>punchmaster time

Jesus, have people always been this fucking faggy?

>>81093036
>not United Emirate of Al-Birîtâniyâ al-kabîra

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>>81093098
>BRITAIN HAS MUSLIMS IN IT YOU IDIOT
god why

>>81093118
Nah it's just you.

>>81093118
Just on /co/.

>>81092644
From the thumbnail, I thought that was Fourze.

I am disappoint.

>>81092934
>Do you not see why this is strange?
The only thing I see here that's strange is that someone would pretend to care about Captain Britain despite not only having never read a single Captain Britain comic in your life, but also not even knowing the bare minimum of what and who Captain Britain is.

For fucks sake, one of his most definitive runs is an Alan Moore classic and the comic that defined the term "Earth-616." You'd have to be a next level casual to not have read it.

>Captain Britain can only be a white anglo-saxon man

so by that logic, Captain America should only be allowed to be a Native American

>>81092685
Yeah, without Muslims, John would never have been King or signed the Magna Carta.

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>>81093098
>BRITAIN HAS MUSLIMS IN IT YOU IDIOT
Guess what? So does Belgium

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>>81092934
>Excalibur
>an Arabic bladed weapon

>>81093037
>wah People migrate from place to place
Fuck national borders.

>>81093180

I don't think anybody would complain about that honestly.

>>81093199

so? all that means is that Captain Belgium could be a Muslim too.

>>81093197
>Time-travelled King John and Saladin
>Give superpowers
>Be duo
Would buy 1 million copies.

>Captain Britain
>from any part of the Commonwealth
>somehow a problem
Then again, the English already have a problem with the Welsh, the Scots, the Irish...

>>81093036
There are far more Syrians in Germany, actually. Who are themselves outnumbered by the Turkish. Although those are firmly split along cultural lines thanks to Erdogan.
So we will more likely see the Holy Ottoman Empire of German Nations.
Fun fact: There are more Syrian Yazidi outside of Syria now than inside.

>>81093180

i'm okay with that

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>>81092934

>Excalibur
>an Arabic bladed weapon

>>81093180
>implying natives want to be associated with White America
That's like a jew being Captain Nazi.

>>81093207

I wouldn't, but you can be damn well certain a lot of geeks would be pissed

>>81093207
>I don't think anyone would complain about that

Holy shit yes they would.

>>81093199
No one is talking about belgium you fucking retard.

>>81093098
>But you act like a white male

Probably because white males are the natives of the Isles?

>>81093233

ireland is free

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"There is nothing weird about Captain Britain being a member of a minority group who frequently and violently voices their absolute displeasure at British values"

- /co/, 2016

>>81093036
>>81093136

>mfw amerifats pretend Europe is going to become majority muslim
>meanwhile their white population is shrinking while the spic one is growing

I guess US of A will become Estados Unidos Americanos in a few years

>>81093281
Captain America doesn't come from a native to his homeland. He comes from immigrants.

>>81093305

sharia law

allahu gial ackbar

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>>81093225
At this point in time, a Captain Belgium or Germany or France or Greece could only be muslims.

>>81093281

>Probably because white males are the natives of the Isles?

ahahahaha

>>81092945
I liked it better when Faiza was the Black Knight's apprentice hero, but he's been shipped off to some Tieri crapsack world.

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>>81092934
>the sword in the OP
>Arabic bladed

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>>81093176
>/co/ now plays host to a certain kind of person
Yeah, casuals that don't read comics but insist on getting outraged by them because it's [the current year] where getting Outraged! is the only thing you fucking children are capable of doing with any earnest.

God forbid the comics board be a board for people that read comics, and not just a place for /tv/ and /pol/ to fling shit around.

Can someone plz just storytime some stories with her

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>>81093057
And yet, you choose to ignore that it's already happening, that it happens every time, and that even if OP was just asking a "innocent question" you'd be the one immediately going towards the "tumblr" excuse when people are innocently providing an answer.

>>81093180
I nominate Moonstar for the next Captain America.

>>81093282
Not all of it.

>>81092952
Why would she be trying to conceal her identity?

>>81093305
Ain't gonna argue the muslim population can be disruptive.

But Faiza is a good character with a neat concept and decent storytelling behind her, and you casuals just want to use her as a political mouthpiece.

I'm just a goddamn fan of comics, which is a dwindling population here.

>>81092644
At least she's not the type to shirk away from her duty. She's not Leth-style "quirky," she doesn't block out speech she doesn't like by saying "Nope, too gross, sorry." I'd much rather have her than any of THOSE heroes.

>>81093341
Either way, this "argument" will go nowhere.

>>81093330
Could you give me a link to some captain britain comics? I didn't even know this character existed before, it looks neat, cheers.

>>81093305
>British values
So imperialism and classism.

>>81093355

dont take the piss or i'll boot you right in the shareen nanjiani mate

>>81093320
I sincerely doubt the Cornovii, Iceni, Setantii, Brigantes, etc. were Pea-O'Seas, sempai.

>mfw I keep trying to be a good goyim but those racists at /pol/ keep posting dangerous facts and statistics

STOP MAKING ME REALIZE MUSLIMS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!

>>81093367

"the muslim population can be disruptive"

so can the Irish, Scottish, Welsh, and Anglo-Saxon population. What's people's point?

>>81093095
Yes, a Captain Britain from an Earth where Britain was taken over by France. In an infinite multiverse, you're going to get plenty of Britains that are drastically divergent from ours.

>>81093281
So what, all British births require continental raids to steal French women to impregnate?

>>81093364
Because she's a superhero

>>81093379

Old Captain Britain is Psylocke's dad IIRC

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>>81093348

Fuck.

Yes.

>>81093315
>implying I'm American

I'm a spic in mon homeland, familia.

>>81093397

Where the fuck is someone saying that, you retard?
You autistics are as bad as your bogeymen

>>81093227
Did you mean Richard?

>>81093348

why not? Go with Red Wolf as a candidate too.

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>>81092644

>>81093379
Captain Britain and MI-13 is a pretty good read, should introduce you to the characters and Marvel Britain in general.

Dunno where exactly to find it online, try the usual suspects.

>>81093334
>Actually being interested in some stupid snackbar bitch.

Look at all this poor taste.

>>81092644
It's from Secret Wars. Technically, I don't believe she's ever been Captain Britian in 616, but she did in an Age of Ultron timeline.
Also, I'm probably wrong, but the fact thatshe cut through the "unbreakable" wall is more due to the sword than HER power, since she's a healer.

>>81093348

I nominate Man-thing as the next Captain America

Hell, as the next Captain Universe

>>81093281
Tell that to the Celtic they displaced.
And I guess after that it has been a series of "white" conquests.
Romans, Saxons, Danes, Normans...
Does being "ruled" by Saxe-Coburg and Gotha count as German take-over?

>>81093472
It's OK because Kamala is quirky, not only brown.

>>81093457
...I did.

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>>81093037
>DC
>Iran
When was the last time we had a Captain Britain thread where the people in it had ever actually read a single Captain Britain comic in their life rather than just heard about this on /pol/ and decided to rush over here to shitpost?

Because I would fucking love to be able to talk about Claremont's Excalibur, The Original Writer's Run, or any general Marvel UK material but it's hard enough to find anyone on /co/ that even reads fucking modern Batman and Spider-man these days, let alone 80s Marvel UK.

Seriously, honest question, is there a single one of you /pol/lacks that's triggered by Faiza becoming Captain Britain in the Age of Ultron timeline that has ever read a single Captain Britain comic?

>>81093417
She's also a doctor. Not every superhero has a secret identity.

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>>81093472
The difference is, one, Kamala doesn't go around calling herself "Miss America", and two, she a cute.

no idiot, it's a comic book

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>>81093472
>lol stupid white people

>>81093472

>pretty headscarf
>she looks like fucking Igor from Young Frankenstein

>>81093048
No, it's an alternate universe timeline of a fictional setting.

>>81093402
Sure they can but they don't have such a high potential of blowing up half the human race in a certain vicinity. The Middle East has been in constant strife, war, and violence since Jesus time. Yeah other countries have but these mother fuckers just wont stop.

Yeah the welsh/irish/ and whatever else have had extremist, everyone does and done bombings but have you seen what they're doing to people in other European countries? Raping/Beating woman, shitting/pissing in public, spitting on people and all kinds of shit AND you have the potential they just want to blow everyone up. All of the above happens on the daily bases around the world but they do it constantly without rest.

I would not want to be in Europe right now.

Next 100 years Europe is gonna have all its history destroyed and we'll all be living in fucking dirt huts.

>>81093391
Wa siktir lan!
Imma go medieval you!

>>81093541

>Implying white people aren't stupid

>>81093541

is this real

holy shit

>>81092799
There are plenty of women in the Islamic world who are in the military.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_military_by_country

The article says " Pakistan is the only country in the Islamic world to have women appointed in the high ranking assignments and the general officer ranks,[13] as well as performing their military duties in the hostile and combat military operations.[13] Women have been taking part in Pakistan military since 1947 after the establishment of Pakistan, currently a strong sizable unit of women soldiers who are serving in the Pakistan Armed Forces."

Faiza is of Pakistani origin.

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>>81093513

you sure as shit arent attracting new readers by sucking muslim cock

>>81093397
I'll be honest.

You sound like a Tumblr feminist.

>omg men commit the majority of mass murder plz just DON'T EVEN BE MEN

>>81093305
What is your favorite Captain Britain comic? Who is your favorite Captain Britain writer?

>>81093541
>muh fragile white ego

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>>81093541
>>81093472
>never again will stupid white people blame us for blowing things up, even though we are well known for blowing things up!

>>81093604
Real talk, m8. Real talk.

What's on your pull-list at the moment?

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>>81093536
Kamala takeover?

>>81093373
ms marvel/faiza team up when?

>>81093604
>I don't read comics but that doesn't mean I can't be OUTRAGED! by comics
Fuck off.

>>81093528
>be supervillain
>know who Captain Britain is
>know what she does for a living
Guess I'm blowing up hospitals today, boys.

>>81093558

the biggest threat in Europe right now is fucking Russia. The only Muslims you have to be afraid of are the ones working with ISIS deliberately trying to get you to hate other Muslims so they can get them to side with ISIS out of desperation

You certainly don't have anything to fear from an imaginary fictional Muslim woman who was born and raised in Britain

>>81093625
>muh white apology and hating my own race

>>81093652

Isn't she just Muslim Mr. Fantastic, except not smart?

>>81092776
But Shes British

>>81093473
>>81093417
Cheers guys, found a torrent site that works and it had 1-15 of Captain Britain and MI:13, If anyone else is wanting to read it, i'll give the link
https://ukpirate.click/torrent/7981105/Captain_Britain_and_MI_13__1-15_%282008-2009%29_[Marvel]_%28Requested%29

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>>81093652

>>81093552
>implying you don't want to fuck that tall lewd afghan
That fact that she's wearing a hijab means she's constantly thinking about sex.

>>81093513

i wanna read moore's stuff (and whatever else early is good) before diving into Excalibur but have no idea who to find them bc Marvel UK is a clusterfuck for me to mine through

>>81093616
>>81093513

haha. trick question. we all know there has never been a Captain Britain Comic.

Besides, we all know the real Captain Britain should be a Japanese ninja with psychic powers, who is kindof sort of British.

>>81093612
Wow, you're saying the freshly red-pilled teenagers from /pol/ sound like the freshly rainbow-pilled teenagers from tumblr? It's almost like their whole generation is a cancerous mess.

>>81093685
She's quirky.

>>81093634

most of the explosions in the middle east in the last decade have been done by American weapons either deployed by Americans or supplied to locals by Americans

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>>81093427
>>81093348
Would her headdress be changed to look like an eagle's head?

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>>81092776
>Someone named "Captain Britain" should be someone descended from Germany
Because I mean.

You know that's what the people you're talking about are from.

You do know that right. "Anglo-SAXONS"?

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>>81093553
sounds to close to reality to me

>>81092799
She is British

>>81093669
One thing I find odd about what you're saying is I wouldn't be as worried about them if their fucking community/religion would stand up and call out on their bullshit and help authorities anonymously or publicly. Only one I've seen do that is that little girl that got her face half blown off awhile back and she still does it.

>>81093731
yeah i bet you actually believe that too

>>81093732

damn, moonstar must be cold

>>81093669
>mfw
Please. Russia is a giant cesspit of corruption, poverty and alcoholism. You could say Putin is a threat, what with his being in cahoots with Bashar and Erdogan, but Russia itself is just a heap of low-class drudges in tracksuits.

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>>81093733

Anglos and Saxons are both white you retard.

>>81093396
white people literally didnt exist as a concept then

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>>81093098
>But you act like a white male

>>81093674
>implying I'm white

>>81093701
Moore's run is pretty self-contained. The first arc does a lot of cleaning some shit up from the previous runs, but he pretty much ends it by wiping most of those characters out so he could redefine the mythos. Which he does exceptionally well.

>>81093685
Not quite. She is mass-variable, meaning she can be very large or very small and retain density.
So she can weigh as little as a gram or as much as a ton, easy.
Personality-wise she is a teenage fangirl who has to grow into being among her idols now.

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>>81093699

>>81093750
>Only one I've seen do that is that little girl that got her face half blown off awhile back and she still does it.
Christ, you know she's not literally doing it on her own, right?

Maybe you need to make an effort to find out about those people instead of hoping they'd randomly fall on your lap because they certainly exist and if you care about supporting them then you'd make an effort to spread their word instead of treating them as a hypothetical to help you shitpost.

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>>81093685
More Plastic Man than anything.

>>81092685
Maybe you're confusing Spain with Britain?

>>81093706
You mean Psylocke? Who is Captain Britian's sister who's mind is in the body of an unrelated Japanese woman?

Completly unrelated question, if Brian fucked Psylocke, would that be incest?

>>81093820

But Plastic Man = Mr. Fantastic = Elongated Man

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>>81093732

I think just give it a Red White and Blue make over w/ the colors

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>>81093541
>Unsolicited opinions on Israel
why is this always funny

>>81093750

>One thing I find odd about what you're saying is I wouldn't be as worried about them if their fucking community/religion would stand up and call out on their bullshit

https://www.google.com/search?q=muslim+leaders+condemn+violence&oq=muslim+leaders+condemn+violence&aqs=chrome..69i57j0.7725j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>and help authorities anonymously or publicly.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/middleeast/islamic-coalition-isis-saudi-arabia/

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>81092644
You know, inspired by some fapfic I read, why not have Agent Tits be Captain Britain?

>>81093541
Zoe's an openly raging bitch to everybody no matter the race. She's introduced insulting the white boy first and Even her fucking boyfriend broke up with her because she was a cunt.

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>>81093764
They both have pale skin. So what? Race isn't exclusively about literal skin color unless you're some retarded American.

>>81093764
Historically they were Germanic tribes. In a time where that term was just a Roman descriptor of anything east of the Rhine.

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>>81093809

>>81093762

I dunno man. Russia is the only European nation I can think of that's actively invaded another sovereign European nation in the last five years

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Did Tumblr just raid us? What the fuck is this thread?

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>>81093900

>>81093916
no you're just on /co/

Dear god this cancer be purged via storytime pls

>>81092644
Will she protect Brits from radical islamic terrorism?

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>>81093847
It was a joke when I first said it, but now I really want it to happen...

>>81093906
You have not been to many European coastlines, have you?
It's all claimed by Germans, Brits and Dutch in the summer months.

>>81093762
>You could say Putin is a threat, what with his being in cahoots with Bashar and Erdogan
>Erdogan
How out of the loop are you?

Those military exercises he's performing near Turkey after they shot down one of his planes aren't for fun.

>>81093906
Call me the next time they march into Berlin's downtown

>>81092687
well memed

>>81093966
>that pic
How patriotic of her.

>>81093001
>The british invade so much shit that they invaded other universes in the multiverse
really cant make that up huh

>>81093992
I thought so.

>>81093558
are you fucking serious m8.

the UK had a fucking terrorist insurgency in the fucking 90s

by the fucking Irish

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>>81093923

>>81093665
Yeah, I think the bigger issue is the fact that by the time she became Captain Britain, all of Britain had been wiped out by Ultron. I think they have bigger issues to deal with.

>>81093828
What do you mean if?

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>>81092776
What happened to Tomoko? ;_;

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>>81094013

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>>81093966

The power of Dani. She's been gone for too long, though I think her last apperance was in that Bunn Defenders book so I can't knock her for taking time to recover

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>>81093986
Hah, they are a bit late for that. Berlin is already 90% Hipsteristan.

>>81093863
>CNN
>google
Literally posting SJW indoctrination sites. Wow this place really is /co/mblr.

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>>81092644
Her using a sword is the most unrealistic part of her character.

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>>81094057

>>81094033
Because Marvel UK is too much of a clusterfuck for me to read yet (key word is YET, I'll get to it eventually), so I didn't want to assume.

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>>81092934
>Excalibur
>arabic bladed

>>81094071
>a steak knife
Come on!
What are people supposed to eat with if police seizes all your utensils?

>>81094071
That's a really fucking sharp stick though.

I mean shit. Can you imagine such a lethal thing came from a tree?

"God's Spears" we call them.

>>81093742
I didn't realise modern Britain was taken over by an army of hyper-intelligent robots controlled from the future.

>>81093863
>derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

How old are you?

>>81094128
Kebabs don't need utensils.

>>81094008
Irish people aren't white

>>81094135
what?

>>81094148
white people are literally a meme

>>81092685
This is right. Many English Kings went out of their way to kill Muslims.

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>>81094147
Yes, you do.

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>>81092902
Love it when people post this image because this comic is pretty much the only time Red Skull has been anything other than a genocidal dickback

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>>81093367
>mfw I got to enjoy Demon Knights Sir Ystin before protrans special snowflake retards and antitrans /pol/-tier retards used him as a battlefield for their inane shitposting wars

Feels good.

>>81093916
No, people just decided to shitpost rather than talk about Captain Britian.

>>81093582
Book was cancelled by the time that issue came out and the writer completely stopped caring. The follow issue had the writer literally use her mary sue self-insert break the fourth wall to bitch about the book getting cancelled.

Also [unsolicited opinions on israel] is actually a Fables reference, not really anything political.

>>81094148
Well they hate fat assess so they can't be black.

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>>81094058
She's just too perfect.

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>>81093541
>unsolicited opinions on Israel

>>81093849
I think it's the ??? that makes it so funny. Like the characters are just as confused as us.

>>81094182
Not quite. A construct to differentiate against the so-called colored.

>>81094210
Have you seen the Irish? They are all but translucent!

>>81094241
>Not quite. A construct to differentiate against the so-called colored.
i dunno sounds like a meme to me

>>81092945
Just because your fellow countryman of a "Pope" kisses Muslim's feet doesn't mean you have to.

Also, if you don't see the distaste in this, imagine an Irish Captain Britain during the IRA bombings.

>>81094212
>Native American
>No ass
One of the most accurate depictions in comic history

Captain Britain & MI13 is a fun comic and you should read it

>>81093790
>tfw you agree with R.U Kiddnme's political stance on Trump but still want to punch him in the face.

>>81093934
No, because there is no Britain in Battleworld.

>>81094241
See that's the problem, they're too white. You gotta be a certain shade of white or else you aint part of the club.

>>81094241
>Not quite. A construct to differentiate against the so-called colored.

What? I'm not brown I'm white.

>>81094148
Is Steve Rogers white?

>>81094013
>complaining about your height when you can shapeshift yourself into a tall amazonesque woman at will

wew lad

>>81094290
>no ass
Are you blind? How could you miss that round bubble she got?

>>81094148
>>81094182
>>81094210
Caucasian = Europeans, North Africans, Middle Easterners, and Indians
White = Europeans
"White" = Whites from Protestant countries like the UK, Germany, Scandinavia, and the Dutch
Not "White" = Finland, and Slavs, Catholic countries like Italy, Spain, Ireland, and France
Honorary "White" = East Asians

>>81094151
He said the alternate universe timeline of a fictional setting that sounds close to reality to him.

The alternate universe timeline of a fictional setting that she's from is one where Ultron has taken over the world by controlling a massive mass-produced and constantly self-replicating army of Ultrons where the core Ultron AI that controls them is actually in the future and controlling them via time-space nonsense.

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>>81094269
>Also, if you don't see the distaste in this, imagine an Irish Captain Britain during the IRA bombings.
Are you implying literally all of Ireland were bombing Britain.

cape comics are garbage and they do this kind of shit on purpose to stir up controversy and seem relevant.

>>81094256
Memes are kinda different from politically constructed terms in that they generally are spontaneous in nature and behave like a mental bit of genetic information that mutates and replicates from bearer to bearer, not a comprehensive ideological position.
"Trump has small hands", is a meme.
Racial terminology is a system categorisation, to put it neutral.

>>81094071
>Not the picture of them confiscating the bike wheel

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I'm surprised we haven't seen Faiza pop in Kamala's book.

Her mom would probably pass out if he met her and replace all of Kamala's Carol stuff with Excalibur because she's a superhero doctor.

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>>81094290
There has to be some squaws who do squats.

>>81094397
you're saying a lot of words but all i'm seeing is "memes"

"irish people aren't white no wait it's twenty years later now they're white"

such a meme

>>81094291
>reading comics
NERD!

Always love when New Worlders can't grasp that the Old World has a history, culture, and heritage that's often older than 2000 years, when they've only just existed for a few centuries.

>Europe has been this one thing for 1960 years, but this 40 year old foreign presence is the same

>>81094401
>You can't enlargement your way out of this one, beta!
Sometimes I like to read the parents' lines out loud in an accent.
>You can'tuh ena-LARJ-mint your way out of this one, behta!

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>>81093180
this is probably the most retarded thing i've ever read. The demographic changes to Britain have only occurred in the last 30 or so years, compared to America's founding being quite a ways longer than that.

America is more founded on the idea of immigration, albeit most intended for white countries.

Britain was not founded on that idea. Captain Britain not being a white anglo-saxon is extremely lame and a cheap attempt at reaching that fabled diversity quota.

>>81094373
I'm sure if you could find a poll from the time you'd see that the same numbers of Irish agreed with the IRA as Muslims agree with...Well, Islam.

>>81093180
so we admit then, Mudslimes are colonizing Britain

>>81094437

This is what happens when Americans run everything. They don't have culture, they just have what their media conglomerates tell them is their culture. Any actual culture they DO have is seen as backwards or redneck or hillbilly or otherwise revolting.

To think people died in the 1930's and 1940's so everyone's values, east and west, would be fucking shit on by stupid kids anyway.

ITT: Americans trying to speak on what is right for European national identities or issues

>>81094480
>The demographic changes to Britain have only occurred in the last 30 or so years, compared to America's founding being quite a ways longer than that.
Goalpost shifting so fucking hard m8.

>>81094524
maybe we just need flags for /co/
i bet you're Swedish

>>81094524
>ITT: people that don't read comics getting OUTRAGE'D! at comics and calling anyone that actually reads comics an SJW

>>81094554
nope

>>81094401
Man, Miyazawa has real trouble drawing anything but his young, cute girls doesn't he? His Aisha Khan looks like shit next to Alphona's. His Mike Miller had the same problem because she was overweight. Every other artist drew her so much cuter.

>>81094401
I love Kamala's family.

>>81094422
You see, it was the current year in 1930.
Joking aside, that is one of the things that came out of the great American hypocrisy of always shitting on whoever immigrates most, currently.
The British complained when the Germans came in, they both complained when the Poles came and so on and so forth.
"Irish aren't white" can be counted as kind of a meme because it makes no fucking sense under the racist core concept.
But the Irish came after the term was formed to define the in-group, so you had to say something about why you have to hate them.

>>81094550
He's saying just wait for the Arab and African Muslims to kill all but a tiny few of the Natives.

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>>81094500
And you'd find just as large numbers of Irish disagreeing with the IRA as Muslims disagreeing with fucking ISIS.

Let's start with all the other Muslims that ISIS are slaughtering.

>>81094570
its not their fault comic books are trying to pander to SJWs or use SJW approved BS to stir up controversy.

>>81094212

It's really amazing because all the New Mutants are great. She's just the best

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You could have commissioned /pol/ to come up with a parody of Captain America for Britain. And even when applying every ounce of bantz and satire they could muster, they STILL wouldn't have created something this hilarious.Mind you, this is the same board the came up with Captain Sweden.

We've finally done it, /co/. We've transcended the concept of irony itself.

>>81092838
A modern one, yeah, but Cap is from 1940's

>>81093180
Fund it

>>81094598
i see

that's pretty memetacular

>>81094570
>ITT; people that read awful comics defend their awful comics
It was bad then and it's bad now.

>>81094619

But the /pol/ parody would also be a muslim woman wielding a British sword, existing solely to appeal to an imaginary diversity quota.

Real life has become a parody of itself.

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>No more delicious brown threads because of right wing extremists who think 4chan is their hugbox
>No more lesbian threads because of right wing extremists who think 4chan is their hugbox
>No women allowed as main characters because of right wing extremists who think 4chan is their hugbox
>No religious groups besides Christians, no Catholics or Muslims or Jews or Atheists because of right wing extremists who think 4chan is their hugbox

>If you're tired of any of the shitposting you're tumblr or SJW
>If you want to talk about something without outrage you're tumblr or SJW
>If you have any kind of semi-left wing viewpoint you're tumblr or SJW

>>81094241
>>81094358
Literally arbitrary constructs. A meme. Hell its not even consistent.
Things like irish and spainards bleed in. Iranians are white to some.

Hitler retconned the Japenese to aryan.

its all just bulshit people made up to be dicks to eachother

>>81092902
>/pol/ was right!

>>81094614
>doesn't read comics
>insists on shitposting on a board for comics
wew lad. Get a real fucking hobby. And no, shitposting isn't a real hobby.

>>81094653
>But the /pol/ parody would also be a muslim woman wielding a British sword
Nah, /pol/ would have made it a man.

Making it a muslim woman would have been the next step.

>>81094656
>its all just bulshit people made up to be dicks to eachother
Sums up history dunnit.

>>81094436
B-but it has Dracula on the moon...

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>>81094648
>I haven't read the comic
>I've never read a comic
>but I know this particular comic is bad because SAND NIGGERS!

>>81094668
>judging other people's hobbies
>while admitting to read comic books

>>81094655
>we're not the hugbox, you're the hugbox

How come you all pretend Britain doesn't suck only when brown people are involved?

>>81094698
but cape comics are pretty fucking terrible though.

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>>81094656
Uhm, well.
If you define a term so broad as to encompass everything not scientifically watertight, yeah.
Then just about everything outside STEM is memes. All of it!

>>81094656
it's not really that hard to understand anon
conflicts between Protestants and Catholic eventually turned from religious ones into an ethnic one, thus making Catholics not "white" in Protestant countries

>>81094749
Then don't go into a thread for one.

>>81094749
Then why do you care so much what happens in them?

>>81092644

For calling yourself captain britian.

She needs to British clothes just like Captain falcon needs to wear American clothes.

>>81092776
She needs to be called Captain Bongistan. Britain died with the Empire, only Bongistan exists now.

>>81094598
so... memes literally are worse than hitler?

>>81093541
And her comic got cancelled and she got butthurt about it badly.

Now Dr McNinja writer is getting Angela in his Loki comic, lets see how he does with her.

>implying someone who doesn't share the religion, native language, culture and race of a place can ever have any emotional connection to said place
>"I'm proud to be something totally different to what I actually am."

Why is /co/ so full of /pol/?

I thought we were better than this

>>81094800
Don't you have an Iron Fist series to boycott, Tumblr?

>>81094727
Nobody pretends Britain doesn't suck.
It doesn't doesn't have to do with brown people, but with Thatcherism, the nanny state and general political incompetence.

>>81094759
I am aware why it happened, my point is people act like this stuff is hardcore objective truth and not just made up sociopolitical argle bargle.

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>>81092644
Well, considering /pol/ hates reading comics almost as much as they hate anyone that isn't a far-right straight white male, how 'bout a storytime.

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>>81094800

I'm sure this thread will defend the crowd of muslim immigrants who flood in, 95% male, sop up all the benefits for just being there without getting a job, not paying taxes and harping on and on about how their new home is terrible and it should be more like the place they originally ran away from.

>>81094775
>>81094768
how else would I be able to shitpost about them if I didnt?

>>81094850
you can make the same point for any group of people in existence. its not like it's really a European thing

>>81094751
well...almost.

things made up by humans minds, are memes.

Pink being a virtual non spectral color isnt a meme

pink being for girls is a meme

the african landmass isnt a meme

the idea of africa is a meme

>>81094829
It's to combat all the tumblr, anon.
We're sick, /pol/ is the cancer being used to fight the other cancer, but now we just have double cancer.
Besides /co/ was never better than anything, it's that delusion that allowed it to get so much worse.

>>81094870
>296 replies in

you're a retard

>>81094832
Iron Fist is written for the wishful fulfillment fantasies of weebs

>>81094790
They ar certainly harder to kill.
And Hitler survived a few assasinations...

>>81094794
Can't be any worse. Hope he reverses that whole New York lesbian love-nest ending.
Because fuck that shit!

>>81094800
Well, if she stands up for free speech and civil public discourse, she is more British than most just by virtue of that.

>>81094829
/co/ has been pretty low in the rankings of quality boards for a long time now anon.
it doesnt help that for a long-ass time /co/ has padded itself on the back about how great, friendly and popular it was when it really never was any of those things.

now it's just overrun with normies, tumblr, retarded mods and /pol/

>>81094837
What I'm saying is, why do we care that Captain Britain is a muslim when no one cares about Britain? It would be like caring that Captain Latvia was black. No one cares.

>>81094870
Nothing kills a shitstorm thread faster than actual facts. Thanks anon. I was literally downloading the Avengers Assemble issue to do this too.

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>>81094925
And this will speed it along to hitting bump limit. Hardly a bad thing.

>>81094751
Even a lot of STEM things are memes.

>>81094373
>Are you implying literally all of Ireland were bombing Britain.


Seriously they weren't even collectively sober enough to pull off that shit

>>81094717
>/co/ LOOK AT THIS BROWN MUSLIM WOMAN
>I AM TRIGGERED I AM ANGRY
>HUGBOX /co/MBLR TUMBLR SJW CU-CK
>NO U
>YEAH NICE "/pol/" EXCUSE GB2 TUMBLR
>IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US YOU'RE AGAINST US
>/co/ WAS ALWAYS SHIT AND TUMBLR WE'RE JUST GETTING RID OF IT
>GOOD GOYIM I HAVE NO REPLY TO LOGIC SO I AM GOING TO PRETEND YOU ARE LE JEW!

OUT

HOLY SHIT GET OUT YOU NIGGERS DON'T EVEN READ OR CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU FUCKS ARE MAD ABOUT

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>turning Rescue into a man
>no one gets outraged
Funny how that works.

>>81094959
If that were true, SJWs wouldn't exist anymore anon.

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>>81094582
Yusuf is in such a constant state of done when it comes to Aamir.

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>>81094829

She needs a British costume for fucksake. Beside the title, She just a normal Muslim with a sword.

It is Dick grayson took the title of batman, but still wear his "night wing" costume.

>>81094946
>Well, if she stands up for free speech and civil public discourse, she is more British than most just by virtue of that.
that doesn't really reflect real life, just fantasies
by upper class whites to hope what Muslims can be like if they believe enough

>>81095026
Ah sorry didn't see the story time taking place.

>>81095020
Actually they pretty much turned Ysin into Iron Man who only goes by rescue, and then killed him and gave it to his daughter anyways.
And still nobody cared.
Funny how that works.

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>>81094655

>>81095031
She does have another costume. Look at her Excalibur outfit.

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>>81094976

yeah, god forbid we ever have discussions

gotta make more room for flavor of the month generals

>>81095031
She is wearing a British costume, do you actually know what Britain is like or are you a /pol/ shitposter?

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>>81093348
>Not American Eagle
Get the fuck out of here, Moonstar is already 80 different things already.

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>>81095002
>one sentence made you this mad

You're the pot calling the kettle black.

>>81094950
>>No one cares about the greatest empire in all of human history

Yeah, sure thing mate.

>>81094437
Europe has been nothing BUT cuktural and foriegn clashes since the meme if Europe itself became a thing.

>>81094956
>Tony Stark is the reason there is no world peace.

Man, he really does suck, doesn't he?

>>81095020
>>81095072

Because Ching Chong Bing Bong took is taking away a job from Whitey, that's all that matters to people.

>>81093098
i'd say she can totally be captain Britain if she dresses even slightly like him. put a fucking flag on her. her costume is bullshit.