Any idea on what the 'R rated cut' of BvS will feature?

>>81050421
I know what it won't
A good movie

>>81050421
batman beheading his enemies

More piss.

Better editing.

>>81050421
A decent 40

>>81050421
Lex Luthor giving Lois Lane a dirty sanchez.

>>81050421
I guess Batman being more violent. Even if he was really violent on this movie.

He actually stabbed a guy with a knife, the absolute mad man.

>>81050421
I want to see a gay porn version of Batman v. Superman.

People jumping from buildings before Man of murder brings them down with his heat vision.

>>81050421
it's 30 minutes of the cast swearing at Snyder

>>81050421
Probably Lex pissing on Martha while calling her a whore

>>81050421
Bin al-afflick beheading infidels with the bat-sword

>>81050421
Orgy between Supes, batman, Lex, Wonder woman and doomsday where they all plug the release dates of the next movies in the DC movie universe while Snyder masturbates in the corner yelling out positive reviews for man of steel

>>81050421
Hardcore gay sex.

More bath sex. And Batsex. And piss.

>>81051036
>Piss now has blood in it

>>81050421
More brooding. After batman runs over a thug, he pulls the car back to make sure he died. Then shoot him in the head.

>>81051387
Which Martha?

>>81050421
Exclusive footage of Ben Affleck during his vacation in Belgium.

>>81054150
Both

He'll piss on Martha Wayne's grave, the ammonia will create flowers which he'll then gift to an unsuspecting Bruce

>>81050421
Batman almost killing the Joker yet not killing him for some reason despite killing other people in the movie.

Tasteful Amy Adams sex scene

Jena Malone's cut scenes, where Bruce is the one that shot her in the spine as he tried to kill a fly.

>>81050421
Here in my theater the mvie is rated R

>>81050421
Jena Malone blacked by that Football player that was casted
Whoever Dan Amboyer played
A few more non story important easter eggs.

Jars of piss get chugged by multiple characters at the behest of Luthor.

This is literally the only addition.

>>81054570
>Zack, we got the rating back.
>Great, now we can move on w-
>It got an R.
>What?! Why?
>The notes said... "We felt the extended 30 minute scene of Lex Luthor forcing his urine onto various people to be excessive."
>But that's the entire basis of his character. See, I paid someone to read the comics, and Lex Luthor is a bad guy, right? And what do I always say bad guys do?
>...They make people drink their piss.
>Right. You know me, I've always said that. Because it's Symbolic.

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>>81054778
>And what do I always say bad guys do?
>...They make people drink their piss.
damn it anon you absolute mad man

>>81050421
Lex filling the Granny's peach juice jar with piss

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>>81054968
and lex getting raped in jail

>>81051292
>He actually stabbed a guy with a knife, the absolute mad man.

Wow. Just Wow.

>>81050421

Full penetration scene with bats and supes

>>81050421
Trinity threesome.

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>>81051006
kek

Wtf is all this piss-posting about?

>>81055649
Truth, piss and murder is what this Superman stands for

>>81050421
Lex being fucked by Clark and Bruce.

>>81057067
Is piss legitimately in the movie??

I can't stop laughing at this thread.

>>81057727
GRANDMAS
PEACH
TEA

>>81057727
yeah. Holly hunter tells Lex "don't give me piss and call it grannys peach tea" when she blocks him importing kryptonite. Later at a hearing about superman, there is a jar of piss on her desk that says "grannys peach tea" on the side

>>81059653
Please explain.

>>81059880
>>81059823

>>81059880
>>81059823
Oh

>>81050421
I heard it featuredHenry Cavill in costume being assfucked by Snyder as they watch Batfleck Knightmaring. Don't quote me on this though, might only be rumors.

>>81050421
The R-rated cut of the movie replaces the entire runtime with footage of Warner executives taking turns while flogging Zack Snyder.

>>81059823
.... aaaaaaand dropped

Well, I guess I can put the $20 I was planning on spending on a night at the movies to something more productive.

... that's what? Like 10 powerball tickets?

>>81050421
They cut several further flashbacks of Pa Kent.

A deleted scene of Snyder blowing his brains out.

>>81060007
If you save these 20 dollars for about a month you can probably pay Zack Snyder to suck your dick in a street corner.

Someone says fuck

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>>81060058

>>81050421
Probably just more DCEU porn setting up future movies and throwing in shoutouts to characters like Malone's Barbara Gordon

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ASS TO ASS

>>81050421
The Killing Joke it's Babs is in it.

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>Came into this thread to make a piss joke
>Entire thread got there before me

It's always nice to know that there's other people just as fucked up as me.