Somehtuck: Nearing the end

>katnep
SHIT TASTE DETECTED

why are there constant threads now?

>>81044679
Getting close.

Will we ever find a cure for this human emotion called autism?

>>81044679
We're 21 days from Armageddon.

>>81044757
Autism isn't an emotion stupid!

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Who here cosplay?
If so, who? What con?

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>>81044157
>Haven't checked the MSPAF in ages
>Go there now
>They literally have 'Preferred Pronouns' underneath every users User title on the side
JUST

>>81044934
>Even going anywhere near MSPAF

You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>81044679
The end is fucking nigh, my brother. We're almost free.

>>81044986
>he thinks we'll actually be free

sure stopped korra threads, right?

>>81045014
I'm an optimist, okay?

>>81044792
I cosplay as urdad at urmomcon

>>81045027
ebin :DDD

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>>81044695
>>81044762
>>81044986
>having hope
Never trust Hussie. Homestuck 2.0

I'm pretty sure he's not gonna dump everything all on 4/13 guys. He's probably gonna draw this out to at least 6/12.

>>81045047
I signed on for Homestuck 1.0. When it's done, I'm gone.

Unless HS2.0 turns out to actually be good, that is.

>>81044792
I kinda wanna cosplay, but I feel like that ship has sailed.

>>81045077
Nah man. Do it anyways. I cosplay Doc scratch and have tons of fun.

>>81045074
I can assure you that there'll be some hanging plot point, and it will only be answered in 2.0. If 2.0 was just the Trolls' session, I'd be happy.

>>81045077
Cosplay as Doze then.

>>81045099
If that happens I will flip shit

>>81045095
Maybe I'll bite the bullet one day.
>>81045112
That's a great suggestion, thanks.

>>81045077
The ship has never sailed friend. Cosplaying homestuck is always fun.

>>81044790
Then what is this feeling that reading this thread invokes in me?

>>81044792
>go to anime convention wearing Sepulchritude shirt
>a bunch of homestuck cosplayers go to me and compliment me on my AH cosplay

>>81045323
That would be 'weltschmerz'.

>>81045369
Holy shit that's actually a pretty accurate description.

>>81045323
Nostalgia, sorrow, a deep depression, the horrible realization that your childhood has long past and the whatever years you have ahead of you won't nearly come close to how good those years. And those years were shit.

PM is best girl.

>>81045624
You mean was. Now she's just a nameless dog, like Jack has become.

>>81045152
>you will never be attractive enough to cosplay

>>81045653
I still think character like her, Ms. Paint and the queens are cuter than the others.

Favorite gag/joke in the comic?

>John out-trolling the trolls, especially Karkat in act 4

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I just realized this is that awful artist that draws acidic troll cum porn

Fucking figures

>>81045517
Don't be so down in the dumps, my friend. The end of one thing means the creation of another. We are in the midst of a revolution of content created by the fans affected by homestuck's revolution. The nature of fandoms has forever been altered (for the good and the bad) because of Homestuck. One could argue the same about there being no cartoons these days that reach the same level of perfection as those in our childhood but we're all doing just fine.

>>81045796
That Rose has fucking claws, Jesus

>>81045796
How can you even claim that they're supposed to be the same people if they share no design elements?

>>81045835
No, I'm certain that the acidic jizz drawer and this artist are the same.

>>81045796
The way her skirt is drawn makes Jade look like she has a comically massive erection.

>>81045851
I'm talking about the characters.

>>81045864
>she

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>>81045821
It's actually a popular nail trend that doesn't look terrible irl. The art is still awful though

>>81045864
Maybe she does

>>81045796
This should be the picture listed by the definition of diversity bingo.

>>81045796
Why? Just why?

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>>81045796
I don't think anyone who draws Homestuck characters at that level of bad doesn't have some sort of mental problem. They're all fundamentally fucked up.

>>81045940
I think they're just attention whores.

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>>81045796
>mfw I've seen that fucking autistic, SJW artist before.
i'm not surprised she/he/whatever goes from one homestuck related thing to another.

>>81045940
>filename
Is there a story behind that?

>>81045981
Cosplayers are sluts.

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>>81045965
AKA fundamentally fucked up.

>>81045981
You don't want to know the story of Vriska Karkat Strider

>>81045764
Spades Slick smashing those clocks.
I lost it when he stabbed the date and time thing on that labtop.

>>81046015
>That entire picture
Why do people encourage this bullshit?

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>>81045981
There's probably more than one Homestuck cosplayer with a out-of-wedlock child from anonymous consex
Just think, out there there's a four-year-old who's mom tells him how his daddy was covered in grey bodypaint and got her drunk one night during SDCC.

>>81046077
That's terrifying. Both the pic and that realization.

>>81046015
In too deep. Provide the deets.

>>81046025
Same here. Reading the intermission and seeing the midnight crew interact with the felt was probably the most fun I had with Homestuck.

>>81046077
Please, only Jade cosplayers are slutty and dumb enough to do it without a condom, and Jade cosplayers only go for Dave cosplayers.
Which makes it even harder. There's thousands of Daves.

>>81046155
Most of those Daves don't even have dicks.

>>81046176
I've seen plenty of ultra-lazy male daves actually.

>>81046143
The Intermission was fucking excellent. I love it more than my own hypothetical children.

>There are people who skipped it

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>>81046077

>>81046077
I'd feel bad for everyone in that party. Nobody wants to marry a homestuck crazy

WHO HOYP FOR DAVEKAT HERE?

>>81046324
Nobody.

>>81046324
i hoype it sinks

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Is there a better character than Caliborn?

>>81046352
kek

>>81046374
Yes.
Ace Dick.

>>81046302
Anyone willing to have unprotected sex with an excited teenage is far worse than the poor teenager.

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>>81046329
>>81046352

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>>81046374

>>81046329
>>81046352
>>81046400
Too bad you fuckers are going to get this ship as endgame or Karezi.

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two point five million united states dollars

>>81046426
Just accept that your ship is shitty, faggot.

>>81046428
>That character sprite
Why is it so fucking ugly? Why couldn't they have just used the style from the comic for the entire game?

>>81046452
Because it's a prototype sprite that's not final.

>>81046437
Wow, something legitimately made in MS Paint.

>>81046477
Finalizing it won't change the ugly artstyle used.

>>81046493
>having a different redone sprite entirely won't change things

???
?

i still don't understand why they didn't just use the homestuck sprite style

>>81046521
That probably wouldn't look like it's worth $2.5 million.

>>81046545
It already looks like a shit flash game.

>>81046545
nothing will

>Best at Vidya
Roxy
Dirk
Terezi
Sollux
Equius
Tavros (Nintendo only)

>Ruin the Mood for being Compfags/Tryhards
Karkat
Eridan
Vriska
Aradia (Subtle)

>Shit at Vidya, but still have fun
Everyone else

>>81044934
It's ironic don't you see?

>>81044934
Why did Hussie become such a faggot?

>>81046940
I honestly doubt he ever actually browsed or lurked the MSPAF.

>>81046751
>implying Sollux isn't the ultimate no fun allowed tourneyfag

>>81046940
Hussie left the forums long before that happened.

>>81046015
"Hmmmm... I see that this character's avatar is white in every panel they show up in... they also have seemingly natural blonde hair, and their vagina/breasts have been mentioned at least once in the comic, so we know they're cis... alright, fanart time!"
>beard and man-chin on Jade
>Rose has fucking vitiligo
>I know, since I'm REALLY out of touch with reality, now-black and pink haired Roxy has Jojo muscles
>Shit, Jane's already a beef goblin like me, I guess I won't even try, Jane is just plain Jojo

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We gotta get Old Hussie back.

>>81046477
Well at least it won't be a void session then!

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>>81046418
Funny story with this pic, actually
>be me, summer before junior year
>binge HS like an alcoholic at one of the parties I don't get invited to
>see all of Caliborn's glorious shit
>that pic gets set as my iPod background
>fast forward, dating a chubby, but still 6/10 Jade-esque girl
>playing on iPod, see something gf would laugh at
>hand chubby the iPod, but it already locked
>gf pulls up lock screen
>mfw

who ARADIA here

>>81046015
Is it just me or does Jane look like an uglier Rebecca Sugar?

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Davekat is starting to grow on me :(

>>81047418
you mean like a tumor?

>>81047427
Yes, and not one of the benign ones either.

>>81047386
Just you.

>>81045796
>>81046015
Haha oh fuck. I love how she decided that her first Roxy wasn't diverse enough and reworked her design.
I wonder what would Hussie say if he actually saw these.

>>81047418
Better than Karezi!

>>81047418
Don't be fooled. That picture just looks cute and comfy as fuck but the ship is still shit.

>>81047575
He would just excuse himself and walk out of the room to go to the bathroom or something.
He never returns.

>>81047616
Like, I KNOW he would make fun of that Jade. There's nothing not funny about her.

>>81047239
Think how much shit he would get if he made this today.

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>>81047427
Pretty much

>>81047418
>>81047857
Did hst also suffer from MeenVris shitposting back then?

Davekat isn't a thing.

I REFUSE to believe it's a thing.

>>81047857
this looks like shit

>>81047901
Nigga, Davekat is Hussie's magnum opus to keep the comic discussion for eternity.

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>>81047934
Is this more to your taste?

If I had time travel emailing software I'd send 2009 Hussie all of this ugly fanart just for kicks (and to see him make fun of it.)
Wouldn't you all?

>>81048235
Yeah, but what should he do about it? It's not his fault the fandom turned out this way.

>>81048257
Write a funny post about it, that's all I'd want.

I feel kind of bad for Hussie. It's clear from looking at his past work that he has more of a politically incorrect (translation: actually funny) sense of humor. But his fanbase ended up being overwhelmingly tumblr sjws so he has to neuter himself to avoid being completely lynched.

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So it's confirmed there will be one more album, right? Does this mean more bowman?

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How do we fix Vriska Serket?

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>>81048288
big bad hussie

>>81048945
>Describes human reproduction as exclusively heterosexual
What? I don't see the problem with this. It's just a fact.

>>81049069
Transmen.

But yeah, that's silly.

>>81048945
>describes human reproduction as exclusively heterosexual
It is. Even if you're gay and you're just doing in-vitro or something so you can have a kid, it's still heterosexual reproduction.

>>81049069
Technically, trans guys can get pregnant. As a non-SJW (and thus fallible and impure), Hussie did not have the infinite wisdom to slow down his romance exposition with this tiny detail, which makes him Problematic (tm). That's explains why we should all obviously boycott Homestuck.

>>81049103
>>81049154
Sex, not gender. They're still women, just mutilated women.

She was talking in scientific terms, so she meant sex. It was also what proved the troll hermaphrodite crap false.

>>81048945
>He made caucasian characters! That's racist!
>He made a black character! That's racist!

>>81049225
>It was also what proved the troll hermaphrodite crap false
Mind expanding this? I'm curious. From my understanding it was a pretty common headcannon. While also a shameless way to insert futa, cuntboys and tentacles into their stuff. Not complaining.

>>81049103
>>81049154
That bullshit

>>81049332
Aranea in the same page said that trolls reproduced bisexually. Given that she was clearly talking about sex, not gender, that means that trolls canonically have two distinct sexes.

That's not even getting into them having the term for hermaphrodite already and was very specifically only applied to the musclebeast lusii. If hermaphroditism was the norm, it'd be like homosexuality where the term wouldn't exist for them.

Also there was the one time Dave told Tavros that he wasn't a girl, and Tavros said "I don't care about your anatomy." The hermaphroditism thing is just fanon crap people assume is canon due to the popularity, but it literally has no grounds, makes no societal sense, and was proven false anyway.

>>81048945
I don't have a problem with a single one of these points.

>>81045796
>>81046015
>>81046077
Can I ask for some Homestuck horror stories, anons? I want to know how deep the depths are now.

>>81049562
http://dayssincelasthsfandomaccident.tumblr.com/accidentlog
Have fun.

>>81049616
>Minor Disturbance: (05/17/2012) A Homestuck parody of the popular Youtube video “Half life: Full Life Consequences” has caused overzealous fans to spam the original video with Homestuck-related comments, to the dismay and annoyance of others. Internet fights have resulted.

I fucking love djy1991, he didn't deserve this, nobody deserves this

>>81049616
I scrolled to the bottom of the page and the text continues on with me unable to read any further. Know how to get around this?

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>>81049616
>Minor Disturbance: (05/17/2012) Petty arguments about the degree to which the pairing Gamzee/John has been confirmed in canon caused by the latest Homestuck update have taken place in corners of the fandom, but nothing of great concern has been reported thus far. One witness reports that people had been screaming at each other on the matter while in school.

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Time to post my Neps

>>81049774
that's a really good nep

>>81049421
>it literally has no grounds
Well I wouldn't say that. I think the reason it's a common viewpoint is because if you think about troll biology for longer than five seconds you'll quickly realize that it doesn't work without them all being either herms or technically all "males" with different body parts.

>>81049962
Except t can be easily explained by sex being vestigal. Hussie implied as much during the formspring days. Either way they're canonically not hermaphrodites.

>>81050001
>Hussie implied as much during the formspring days.
Source?

>>81050001
So then they're all just males with varying bodies parts.

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>>81049962
>A race that is capable of reproducing with both 'homo' and 'hetero' methods. And everyone of them has the same type of junk.

Why even have gender distinctions then?

>>81050025
http://irratio.org/andrew_hussie_formspring_archives.html#andrewhussie1336166268

Pretty sure he actually meant sex here, considering he refers to and is talking about biology, not societal constructs.

>>81050074
Thanks bby

>>81050074
>Overuses the word primer.
>The answer becomes self-aware and references the movie Primer.
I love you Andrew.

>>81050074
>I don't know. At this point I'm probably just withholding those details to bug people.

>>81050162
>withholding those details to bug people
>to bug people
>bug people
fucking racist
#buglivesmatter

>>81050074
>Why doesn't Derse assassinate the Derse dreamselves before they awaken?

>That would be so uncivilized of them.

Oh Hussie, you've always copied the fanbase to get new ideas, haven't you?

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>>81050074
ah okay. so he was just bullshitting us. like every other time. all the time.

>>81050074
>Why didn't John use his extra life/dream self to continue his adventure in the alternate time-line like Sollux and Vriska did?
>He didn't have a princess on hand to kiss his corpse and wake him up.

>princess

Was Hussie's initial idea of dreamself resurrection restricted to characters of the opposite gender? I can see why he changed his mind.

>>81049616

>The argument was ultimately deemed “stupid” by most onlookers.

mysides.jpg

>>81050074
>A few days ago, nobody at all is guessing Eridan walks into a room and kills two characters.

*wwalks into thread*

so are nepeta's horns conical or cat ear shaped?

>>81050691
conical

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Proof that John is black

>>81050691
Conical, but the positioning makes it look like cat ears

>>81050730
I though John was a jew

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>Dave got the inspiration from Terezi, but where did you get the inspiration for Hella Jeff's incredibly strange mouth?

>It should be considered that Dave was subconsciously drawing SBaHJ on his walls for years, and Terezi presumably observed these drawings beforehand which may have influenced her own drawing.

>Hussie completely dodging the question like that
What's going on with Hella Jeff's mouth that he doesn't want us to know?

>>81050969
hussie has it tattooed on his forearm too, right?


hmmmmmm

how long would it take to binge-read all of homestuck up to this point?
like 10 hours?

>>81050969
I know what is going on in his mouth
Loss

>>81051058
Depends how fast a reader you are, but it's definitely going to take more than 10 hours. We're talking a couple of days here.

>>81051058
It took me nearly two weeks, but mostly because I used to drink heavily. A short week is about right.

>>81045074
My prediction is that Homestuck 2.0 will actually be good. Best estimate, it will be good 3/4th of the way, worst estimate, it'll be good only halfway. Not counting the slow and possibly be a bit boring start. Then when the plot gets more and more convoluted, it will reach peak interest (and thus peak cancerous fanbase) at roughly 3/5ths of the plot progress. Afterwards, Hussie's attention span will wander, lowering overall quality and letting the fandom fester.
Also since it's Homestuck 2.0 I predict there will be a clash of the 'old guard' and the new fans on the block, and this will cause a great many shitstorms. Worst estimate there will be a /hsg/ board just to contain the festering fandom, and it will be worse than the board of little horses.

>>81051296
>people freaking out at Descend or John: Rise Up, which will make all the old guard wonder what they're getting so upset about, and the new fans will call them hipsters for reading it "before it became popular"
>just imagining all the new kids seeing Make Her Pay and claiming Dante/Hussie ripped off Toby and Undertale

>>81051296
Considering dante said 'we're bringing homestuck to hollywood' that means big production value, I doubt it will be in the mspa format.

>>81051296
It won't be in mspa format, because what's the fucking point of that?

>>81051296
homestuck could have been a really big IP, hussie was rivaling MLP in their heydays. if he just waited a year before releasing the kickstarter to the public (not saying he hadn't made stupid decisions before that point, laying off musicians and guest artists etc.), the kings quest debacle could have been avoided, and the comic could be in it's wrapping up stages.

then homestuck 2.0 would be a big deal. look how fast the fandom jumped ship to other things just because the timing was right. homestuck 2.0 could make up for any of the bad taste that the tumblr crowd influenced on the comic, but it's all taken so much time. I really don't think homestuck as an IP will survive if hiveswap fails.

>>81051296
an mspa based board could have been here in 2012/3 if homestuck didn't have pauses and fuck ups like >>81051871 said

I can see it now, vriska and nep threads as far as the eye can see

>>81051058
>10 hours
Maybe if you skipped every Pesterlog.

soon, my brothers, that awful man will no longer be able to jerk us around by our interest

>>81052056
I'll still be jerking around to his interest if you know what I mean

do people still cosplay as homestuck characters at cons and stuff?

>>81052162
most are excitable teens that only just got into it since undertale came out desu

>>81052082
certainly!

>>81050074
>How come the characters are thinner while in "hero mode"? Are you trying to imply fat people can't be heroes?

>I have never once seen a fat person attempt anything heroic that did not involve a well stocked buffet table.

How did nobody ever catch this one?

I remember when I first caught up in the December of 2011, and I was sad because I thought the comic was nearing its end. After all, it just started Act 6 of 7 and Hussie said it would be shorter than Act 5.

Needless to say I'm not sad anymore.

>>81052211
The only thing that makes me sad is that I don't have the energy to make a full reread before the final update, just like I planned to do years ago.

>>81052204
kek

>>81052204
Shit. This is making me real sad. Remembering how funny Hussie was.

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>>81052204
Holy shit. I'm dying.

>>81047857
What the fuck is up with those eyes

Honestly, old Hussie was all but politically correct. What happened? Did Rachel convince him that he could be politically correct and funny at the same time, which is not wrong but it meant completely abandoning his humor style?

>>81052454
See:
>>81048288

>>81052454
The pussification of the Internet happened. Hussie has to be PC because of peer pressure.

>>81052454
personally i think he started getting paranoid of being a bad influence on kids or something, so he neutered the characters and made it all about acceptance and shit

Maybe john retconning the timeline is an allegory to how homestuck 2.0 will retcon all the failures of hussie's past.

It could be good.

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GUYS
WITNESS THIS

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>>81053326

>>81053426
those fucking lips.

ITS NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING IN ANY WAY, make him black and change his hair all you fucking want, it's not canon but whatever, but at least make it pleasing to look at, what the fuck is wrong with these people. I'm a black dude and I feel more 'triggered' than ever when you accentuate lips like that

>>81053473
Most blacks have lips like that

>>81053527
it looks like he's constantly pouting, sure we have more prominent lips, it's part of our general appearance, but we don't all have lip fillers and duck face, jesus.

>>81053473
Blame Steven Universe.

>>81053426
At least Karkat is accurately a manlet.

>>81053560
Just because you're not constantly pouting it doesn't mean Dave can't.

>>81053694
I think we can all agree that it looks retarded, that's all I'm getting at

oh shit, watch out, I'm being ableist

>>81053746
don't speak so loud or new hussie will get you

If we get a newspost at any point, it'd probably be around a week or so before 4/13, right?

>>81053473
>ITS NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
why does he have to be "aesthetically pleasing" to you
it's not their problem that you don't like how it looks
it's not for you

>>81054261
In fact, Dave can be ugly. Why not?

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>>81046428
>reminder that he could of gotten Toby fox to do this for him.

>>81054390
what
are they doing

>>81054261
>It's ugly
>It's not for you!
Top argument fám

>>81054404
Radiation can't into art besides simple 16-bit sprites and can't even program. He used Game Maker.

He's doing the music and that's good enough.

>>81046513
It being unfinished doesn't mean that when it's finished it will have a different art style, it will just be more polished.

>>81054520
You still need to know how to code in game maker, unless youre a total fucking noob who uses drag-and-drop.

>>81054587
he did admit that he can't code, so he probably drags and drops

>>81054472
if he finds it ugly, it's not for him

>>81054391
seriously
ugliness is so underrated

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>tfw Revered Return will never be featured in a flash
It's far too late at this point now. Is there a song you guys always wanted to be used in Homestuck but never made the cut? Dance of Thorns is a pretty popular pick for this.

>>81054611
Not sure if he meant that literally, you can get away with using somebody else's game framework code as a foundation... But making a whole game like that without any written code is practically impossible.

>>81054802
>dance of thorns got relegated to the kickstarter trailer
damn it all

>>81054802
Chartreuse Rewind.
Still hoping it'll be on the final flash. It has the ring for it.

i hear toby coded undertale by barking into a talk-to-text dictation system

>>81047232
>jade is a trans girl!
>you know, despite having expected to get pregnant at some point in her life

Do these people just not pay attention to the fucking comic

Does anybody think that Homestuck 2.0 will be able to avoid the flaws that became apparent in A6 of Homestuck? Or do you think that 2.0 will be just as bad as A6? I personally want to have optimism that 2.0 will be a fresh start for Hussie and he'll return to his roots, but the pessimist in me thinks that because a large part of the Homestuck fanbase likes the recent shift in tone, he'll just keep on making the same mistakes.

>>81054992
>you know, despite having expected to get pregnant at some point in her life
what

>>81044480
>SHIT TASTE DETECTED
SHIT TASTE DETECTED

>>81055001
>he'll return to his roots
man
remember act 1
imagine a whole cartoon in that style

>>81055154
When first talking about Jake, that is, specifically introducing him as her grandson, Jade noted that she had often considered who the grandfather might be. That is, Jade thought Jake was her natural born grandson and expected some point to have a baby daddy.

There's so much obvious shit that points out that none of the kids are trans, fucking idiots don't read the comics.

>>81055189
>22 minutes of sylladex shenanigans

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>>81045796
>Posting gelasticat
>Not posting how they draw Karkat

>>81055240
I'd watch the hell out of that.

>>81054611
He posted a picture on twitter of a switch with over 860 cases

https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/686935783383666688

So he can kind of program, he's just really bad at it

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IM GOING TO BULLY DAVE!

>>81055335
DAVE IS GOING TO RAPE NEPETA

>>81055236
>Jade was always sweet on Dave because for a while she legitimately thought she was going to have kids with him later in life

>>81055001
Who said Hussie will have any control over it? Basco's the one who's trying to get it made, not Hussie.

>>81055335
Post some dank Dave/Aradias.

Remember when Hussie was optimistic

http://irratio.org/andrew_hussie_formspring_archives.html#andrewhussie290189569

http://irratio.org/andrew_hussie_formspring_archives.html#andrewhussie291878267

I'm taking AnonxCharacter requests.
Name a good character and I'll give you some green text.

>>81046077
>how to daterape

>>81044934

lol

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>>81055360
>implying that's not still true

>>81054802
Nah, it made the cut

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007338

>>81055309
>a switch with over 860 cases
Bravo Toby

>>81055413
Do Kanaya

>>81055413
Aradia
Terezi
And Tavros for gay fags

>>81055309
>>81055493
What does this mean?

>>81055413
Caliborn and Anon in school.

>>81055471
What am I supposed to be seeing?

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Could you explain me why does everyone seems to like eridan?
Hes a selfish and egocentric character

>>81055637
He did nothing wrong and didn't deserve the fate he got.

>>81044934
This has been a function on forums for years, though, even before Tumblr bullshit

>>81055637
He has quite a cool design and [soiler]had potentital to be a good villain.

>>81055413
Vriska bullying anon to toughen him up>>81055413

>>81055365
Hussie sold Homestuck's IP to Dante Basco because he went broke after the Kickstarter Disaster and he needed money.
Now Dante Basco is in charge of Homestuck.

>>81055637

hes just plain good

nice dresser

compelling actions

>>81055666
>did nothing wrong
He killed Feferi and was planning about joining Jack betraying them

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>>81055686
I fucked up, sorry, guys.

>>81051058

Consider this.

The comic has around 8000 pages at this point. The word count is higher than all the Harry Potter books put together.

You're looking at a LOT more than 10 hours here.

>>81055724
And that was the right thing to do.

>>81055600
>too years later

>>81051058
Took me 5 days and I did it in 2012

>>81055570
I think it means he made 864 different cases for a flying croissant

>>81055570
Basically it's ham handed, not that it matters much on modern hardware.

>>81055739
>The word count is higher than all the Harry Potter books put together.
I hate how people use this to say something is long. There's so many series that surpass it in length.

>>81055783
it might explain why it took him like 3 months to make a patch though

>>81055739
>The word count is higher than all the Harry Potter books put together
what people forget to note is this also counts the username/name prefixes in pesterlogs and dialoglogs like TG:, Karkat:
there's a lot of that

>>81055793
That's because everybody has read Harry Potter and they need some point of reference. Don't get upset about silly things.

>>81054802

Rex Duodecim Angelus, though I'm happy with the fan version.

Always wanted Remem8er Me but we eventually got it.

The big ones I'm hoping for now are several of the Jack Noir "final battle" songs, like Checkmate, Dogfight, Noirscape, etc. But I'm sure we'll get at least one of them.

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>>81055572
>Anon looked over the hallways, it was the last period and they'd got a note from their mom to leave early
>The envisioned sight and smell of tendies roasting at home and a moist couch spot drifted them towards the exit
>"Yes, finally. Freedom!"
>WHERE DO YOu THINK YOuRE GOING FUCKFACE?
>Oh, oh no! Anon sobbed as IT appeared
>Maybe I can ignore them anon thought, pacing quickly towards the exit
>Caliborn waltzed up to anon
>I AM TALKING. TO YOu, YES YOu DIPSHIT.
>WHAT, DID YOu NOT HEAR THE MAGNIFICENT SENTENCE SOUNDS OF MINE MANFUCKER?
>LET uS CLEAR OuT YOuR EARS!
>"N-no, Caliborn please"
>OH SO YOu CAN HEAR? LET'S SCRUB THEM CHEEK HOLES GOOD!
>Wetting his fingers up, Caliborn shoots in a slimy loge into anon's ears
>As Anon shivers, Caliborn straddles to his backside
>DIDNT FEEL THAT EXCEPTIONAL BOuT OF CLEANSING? LET uS uNTIGHTEN THOSE TIGHTY WHITES OF YOuRS!
>Pulling into anon's under garments, Cal gave them a good hard squeeze sending massive pain between their buttcheeks
>DO YOu LIKE THAT ANAL WEDGIE? I'VE GOT A DILDO WE CAN STICK uP THERE
>uP THERE BEING, THE ANAL CAVITY WHERE ALL HuMAN WASTE OF BROWN STICKY GROSSNESS WAFTS OUT, YOu CERTIFIED SHITBUCKET
>Anon cannot help but weep and scream as Caliborn stick's his finger inside anon's butthole, tearing his ass-cheeks apart
>Painfully fingering them, he moves his hands over Anon's mouth
>NOW SNIFF IT. SNIFF THE BEHIND-ODOR OF YOUR ODOROuS...BEHIND!
>Despite shaking their head, caliborn stuffs it up Anon's nose
>He starts licking anon's tears and fondling him gently
>THIS DISPLAY OF ABuSE. IT IS. EXCEPTIONALLY, HEAT CuLTIVATING. ARE YOu AS AROuSED AS I AM. DIPSHIT?
>YOuR TEARS. THEY MAKE ME HATE YOu. EVEN MORE THAT IS! SO HOT! TO uSE YOUR HuMAN TERMS OF PROVOCATION.
>Anon is left weeping, being fondled and craddled by the green manlet.
>The hobgoblet that is Caliborn sticks their long tongue down anon, forcibly accepting them to take it and gobble his slimy slivering mouth-appendage

>>81055992
I came

>>81055637
He's funny and tried to kill all the shitty trolls.

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>>81055637
He's an incredibly complex character who did absolutely nothing wrong and is quite handsome to boot. Hussie quickly realized how shitty Eridan made every other character seem in comparison so he did the only he could do and killed our prince off. Thus began the great fall of Homestuck.

>>81049616
>All these pointless trivial "incidents"
>in the middle of all of it
>'(4/7/2013) A man went around the Homestuck tag of Omegle threatening to kill a dog unless the conversation partner exposed themselves to him, and after killing the dog continued to go on the tag and show people the dead dog, shocking and disgusting a large number of people. At this time, Omegle has blocked the mans I.P. address and police are tracking him."

Talk about a mood whiplash

>>81045880
Long nails are awful irl too.

>>81055390
I would like to recommend ending HS on 8/26/20 instead of your proposed 8/26/10. What do you think?

yikes no way!

i don't think i'm really cut out for spending a lifetime on one thing as a cartoonist. even working on something more than a year is starting to push it.

also a 10 year adventure would be 16,000 pages. i don't think anyone wants to read that.


kekadoodledoo

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>>81055496
>You cuddle warmly next to your waifu, Kanaya
>Despite her usual tics and mode of attraction you never thought she'd go for, you.
>Even if her rote gestures and mode of romancing seem rather, sterile
>The two of you are just sitting on a couch, you playing your DS as she knits
>"Is Everything Acceptable Per This Adjustable Satisfying Evening Anon Who I Very Much Feel Strongly Towards"
>You nod and give an uneasy smile
>"Y-yes, yes my dear! It's nice."
>"Really So"
>Is The Hot Drink Beverage I Cultivated In The Pot Acceptable"
>"Yeah Kanaya! The coffee's great." Anons takes a warm sip
>"And The Wool Chest Comfyfier? I Knit That One Especially For You Anon Hoping You Would Be Thermally Adequate And Also Comfortable"
>"The sweaters great Kan!"
>It's actually a little itchy but you don't mind
>Kanaya creeps up behind you, putting an arm around your shoulder
>She takes out her chainsaw and wipes dark wax against her lips
>You can see the outline of her pearly fangs gnash underneath
>"Good. I Hoped You Would Like It Since It Is Made With The Affectionate Aspect of Kinship That Is To Say Love As In My Love Towards You That Is Anon"
>Practically sweating, you tingle a bit down their when her soft pale hands grip and pinch your cheeks across
>Her hands slowly gravitate towards your chest and pinch your nipples, giving them a good squeeze
>She starts to lap her legs around you and snuggles her head right by the scarf she made for you, fangs poking at your neck teasingly
>"I Am Very Glad Your Thermal And Also Affectionate Needs Are Being Compensated For"
>"Perhaps I Could Be Your Partner For Tonight For The Purposes Of Human Matchmaking"
>"Or We Could Say
>"Forever"
>MOIST.jpg
>Her hands massage you gently, even giving your rump a squeeze
>Slowly her hands grip you slowly, holding you in close
>Anon's practically burning up inside
>Not sure how of much of this they can take
>She whispers something in your ear...
(1/2)

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>>81056285
le ebic scary 4chan meme aside, he probably browses here with that mentality desu

>>81055793

Don't be retarded, when comparing something you use a common point of reference. You're like those autists on TVTropes who used to name tropes after obscure anime characters and expect everyone to understand what they're referencing.

>>81055413
I just want sawtooth and squarewave to have some attention forreal

>>81056424
this isnt kanaya
this is hsg meme-kanaya

>>81056460
>Browsing TV Tropes

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>>81056424

>It doesn't register to you until seconds later before her near-kiss
>Lips fondling..tongues meeting
>"I Would Like To Try Anal Scat Play If That Is Okay With You As Well As Arousing Anon"
>You throw up all over her
>Her face is covered with spagetti
>Now it's dripping all over you too
>It just won't stop
>The Vomit Fountain drenches her in bile and goo from your entrails
>Eventually you pass out, leaving her a puke covered mass
>Hello! Ma Baby plays on the intercom somewhere
>She looks around to see if anyones watching
>Noticing nobody notices her arousal, she starts playing with your genitals while you're passed out
>Then hers
>And masturbates furiously, licking the vomit with her fingers
>Never been more turned on in her life
(2/2)

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>The first is related to the Homestuck tarot cards of the Seerpak, in which there were complaints that the artwork on the cards depicted none of the humans as people of color. Some pulled money from the Kickstarter as a result.
As much I dislike people here (nepeta/bowman/erifag, etc) feels good to be on the saner side.

>>81056505

>Implying you don't

TVTropes is very useful for everything that doesn't have a big fat wiki like Homestuck does, and most of the autists that made it an awful place have long since been cleared out.

>>81056703
I don't go to that hellish website and I never will.

>>81056703
>TVTropes is very useful for everything
Bait harder bro.

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>>81056682
>bowman
I'm a nice person really!

we all have our obsessions

>>81056776
bowman is shit and so is his music

quit posting him

>>81055637
>Everyone
He's sorta popular, but not to that point. I'd say..
Some like him because he's occasionally funny or relatable ("it's hard, being a kid and growing up. it's hard and nobody understands").
Some consider him an awful person but a good, realistic concept/character who could have gotten a better arc.
Some are just here to make him a cute misunderstood woobie that can be 'fixed' and/or a sexy edgy bad dude

>>81050969
Also I'm surprised nobody pointed out that it came from a terrible comic on the Penny Arcade forums which he parodied.

>>81055309
That was a joke. R-right?

>>81056703
Troper Tales

>>81056836
>Also I'm surprised nobody pointed out that it came from a terrible comic on the Penny Arcade forums which he parodied.
oh yeah that's right, somebody wanted it commisioned I think?

>>81056728

>Complaining about something popular you haven't tried because you heard bad things about fans
>In a Homestuck thread

The irony.

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>>81055698
I couldn't see Vriska in a healthy relationship so I did a MISERY parody.
>You wake up somewhere, in what seems to be a deep dark shed
>The lone bulb is flickering
>Why are you tied up? Even your moth is taped shut
>A figure slowly emerges from the shadows
>It's none other then Vriska herself
>"What's the big idea?" Anon yells
>"Ohhhhhhhh look who finally decided to wake!"
>"And I thought I'd have to take forever to get some action."
>She straddles right in front of you
>"Let me go right now or I'm going to call the cop-"
>Ooof! You cough up a lung as she pounds your chest
>And grabs your hair, pulling you up close
>"Sorry champ, pyrope's off duty. Only Serket City tonight!"
>She puts the tape back on you and a tube of lipstick
>As she rubs her hand down you uncomfortably, she paints a pair of lips on the mouth-tape
>"C'mon looooooooser! Break free! Show me up already."
>She spanks anon's ass and grips their arms, screams muffled
>And then heard as she rips it off
>"P-please, let me go."
>Whips your back with a riding crop
>"What was that champ?"
>"I'll do anything!"
>Aaaaaaaanything, hmm?"
>Her hands are reaching down to your sex fondling her nails around them, poking and rubbing uncomfortably
>"Do you want to leave me Anon?"
>"Y-y-"
>The whip snaps at your back
>"WELL?"
>"No!" You cry unwillingly
>Sexual torment building up as she teases you down there

>>81056871
No dumbass. I don't GO TO it. As in I don't visit it all the fucking time. I've checked it out like twice and it's just filled to the brim with idiots putting stupid names on shit.

>Hahaha look! That guy is going grocery shopping! Better index that under the "Everyone needs to eat or else they die" Trope!!!!

>>81056682
>disliking Nepeta
Leave.

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>>81056985
(2/2)
>"Good! Of course you don't! Why would you want to leave me Anon? I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you! I'm going to make you stronger, I'm gonna to break you down until there's nothing left and build you back up stronger then ever!"
>"Unless you want to skip the 'back up' part. What do you saaaaaaaay, want to be my dog? I can make you my personal dog, ay luchador labrador?"
You're on the cusp of a powerful climax
>"C'mon you lil suck fuck! Bark for me. Bark and be Vriska's little doggy!"
>Pain and pleasure intermixed, she starts to rub down there fast
>SNAP another whip-crack
>You bark and sob endlessly
>A part of you wants to pant
>As she unties you and pushes you to the floor, Vriska pets you slowly and puts a collar on you reading "Vriska's Bitch"
>"Gooood doggy. Best friend."
>Her tongue forces itself down your throat as she finally releases your crotch before you can get off
>You can only pant, whimper and sob endlessly, barking on command at the end of her Black Lashes. Forever left as Serket's little pet.
>"Loooooooove you~"
>TheRideNeverEnds

>>81056959
>askthestargazers
Probably one of the worst popular artists still active in the fandom. Their humanstuck designs are honestly some of the most uninspiring, bland garbage I've ever seen. If you line up their male characters they'd all look like palette swaps, and they somehow take a visually distinct character like Porrim and dumb her down to "plain hair, plain clothes, plain everything except for arm tattoos"

Their ships are just absolute shit, too.

>>81056959
Nep as a redhead just doesn't sit right. You could do it with maybe Kanaya or Terezi or even Vriska, but Nepeta and red hair just doesn't mix.

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>>81056985

>>81056827
why do you have such a bee in your bonnet about mr bowman?

>>81056827
Hey, im the guy whom complained of him but youre wrong family.

>>81057104
shit music

shit face

shit posting

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>>81047297
fucking golden

>>81057104
I want to feel his strong hands wrapped around my waist. I want to feel his gargantuan cock inside me. I want him more than I want anything.

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>mfw people dont appreciate Kanaya Vriska

>>81057182
why'd you gotta be so cruel?

I'm just trying to play it cool

>>81057104
Probably an obscure music team member jealous of the guy who made Sburban Jungle. Like it's Steve Everson or something.

>>81057229
Why would they? The pairing basically amounts to a doting Mom coaxing her Abusive Daughter so she can feel loved and needed.

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>>81057219
bowman is not for lewd

>>81057234
ayy

for real though, I think I'll tone it down on the bowmanposting, I'm burning through my images and plus people are getting annoyed.

i need memes
memes of andrew hussie
post whatchu got
(preferably nothing about cucks and pandering to SJWs)

>>81057284
How dare you insult Mom/Rose like this

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>>81057319

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>>81057319

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>>81057319

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TELL ME WHAT YOU SHIP FAGGOTS

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>>81057319
a favorite

>>81057397
JohnRose

>>81057397
Spades Slick/Ms. Paint. Anything else is a waste of time.

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>>81057234

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>>81057437
we're a dying and totally wrong breed you and I

>>81057397
gamkar pale
davekat red
johnroxy
johnrezi black
kanvris
rosemary
rosevris
johndaverosejade

>>81057397
DaveJade WILL be canon, so help me God

>>81046428
They got their money stolen though

>>81057397
Karkat<>/<3Porrim

Karkat wants emotional support and validation and Porrim is willing to give him all the attention that Kankri constantly spurned. Karkat/Porrim is a much better analogy to Signless/Sufferer than Kankri/Porrim or Karkat/Kanaya

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>>81057397
Until the end of time.

>>81057319
When Hussie was 12 his teachers all thought he was retarded
And his first comic was something about a frog superhero
He wasn't a very good artist
-From the man himself

>>81057541

>>81057508
rosevris huh?
getouddahere child pile

>>81057229
source nigger

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REAL TALK

If you had the ability to officiate and end one canon ship, but you could only sink Rosemary or Davekat, which would you pick?

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>>81057073
How about blonde nep

>>81057318
we can at least respect you for not tripping/naming

I'm more worried about the cabal sorrounding bowman as posters are becoming more common.

>>81057630
a WIP commision I made at 3am a few nights ago. I'll for sure post it on /aco/ when its done

>>81057646
Davekat is hopefully going to just be a big joke so I'd end rosemary I guess. It wasn't horrible it just kinda of blanded out