Bvs Superbunker Thread

i need to see the film pls

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>>81038221

Can someone make a BvS edit of the OP image?

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Hype levels at 1000%


Does anyone have more red carpet pics?

>>81038221
does "Bunker" mean we're not supposed to talk about the movie? does that, therefor, make this post bait?

I'm still looking forward to it because I know people who despised MoS and still loved BvS and I'm sure that it'll look amazing in IMAX.

At the same time I don't want to support it financially because I want WB to get the fucking hint and dump Snyder.

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>>81038630

>>81038221
Why does Batman always wear his batgear when he's operating outside of Gotham? Like in TDK he went in as Bruce and then Batman to China. It's incriminating to say the least. Why not just wear regular tactical gear to hide your identity so people can't put two and two together?

Regardless of what the current reviews are I'm still going to see it this weekend. I'm still stoked just for Batfleck alone. Seeing an old veteran Batman that still kicks all kinds of ass onscreen is a person wish of mine that I get to see achieved. Also I found the recent soundtrack to be more than enjoyable and I'm certain will at the very least provide an interesting take on the Batman Superman Mythology.

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>>81038831
They were so much more hope then.

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>>81038831

I'm so glad we've all agreed that Gal is the best DC woman

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>>81038943

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>>81038945
You're think of Faora.

happened to me with Man of Steel, everyone said it was shit and i really liked it, im going to see it as a fan and get my nerd out, not gonna nitpick it like a fag

>>81039444
Same here. If it has the same flaws as MoS I can forgive it.

>>81038943
They dont deserve this! ;-;

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>>81038221
No matter how you feel about the movie don't blame the cast
The actors did a terrific job with a terrible script
Blame snyder like he deserves

>>81039645
They deserve each other

Hype's burnt out a little, but I'm still looking forward to seeing it tomorrow night.

I'm not looking forward to the next two years of shitposting on this board about it though.

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>>81041403
Forgot pic related

>>81040475
Legit thought that was Michael Cera

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>>81041505
Who are you guys seeing it with? I'm probably going to go first with my buddies and then later my mom.

>>81041586
I'm going alone and then I'm going to hang myself later

>>81041586

Just by my lonesome. I just moved to a new area last summer and still haven't really made any friends to do shit with. The people I work with at my job are all older than I am and have families and shit.

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>>81038221
Are we safe here?

>>81039325
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

>>81041643

Show some decorum, it's Holy Week you silly.

This is a comfy thread, not breathless hero-worship or hyperbole.

>>81041643
For the most part. The mods have been pretty good at deleting company war posts so far especially in the last thread.

>>81041643
A decent 40

>>81041643
Please keep Snyder out of this thread

He doesn't deserve to be here even if we like this movie, we have to acknowledge that he needs to go

>>81041513
>dreaming of the day the shall all be gone, and only he shall remain
HE KNEW

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>like MoS
>had problems with transitions, executions of scenes that needed it (Ex: Zod and Jon's death) and a fight scene that can be done in a shorter time
>But hey maybe Snyder will do better next time
>criticisms are literally the same as last time
>mfw
There's still hope boys? Will the good overshadow the flaws?

Its not fair bros.
this was the capekino we deserved.
why does it hurt

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>>81041796

Get the fuck out of here, /tv/

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>>81038221
A decent 40

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Regardless of everything else.
Can we all be content and happy that Gal seems to be universally liked as WW, I haven't found 1 review that disliked her.
Even 1 scathing hateful audio review with 7 guys that almost all gave the film a 3 of 10 rating liked her.

>>81038221
>bat mask+ dust mask

is this for real?

>>81041827
I don't care about that really. I don't and never have really cared about WW.

>>81041736
I don't find Snyder as a good director myself. He has a lot of good ideas but he's terrible at executing them. But for fuck's sake, you act like he burns comicbook daily. He's not some terrible person, he's just retarded. Blame WB for not slapping his shit every time he fucked up or hiring a better director.

>>81041674
His face says :"I totally get inside this chick every night"

People look the other way with Luke Skywalker.
>>81041771
I hope so. The leaked soundtrack was pretty good. Music is usually a big selling point to me which probably why I liked MoS so much.

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Just wake me up

I want this bad dream to end

>tfw we're actually living in the Anti-Matter Universe where evil always triumphs

>>81041827
Well that's probably because she doesn't actually do much of anything.

Im going to see it this weekend but man am I bummed the fuck out from what Ive been hearing......

>>81038221

Jesus Christ, the first comic book that really hooked me as a child was Death of Superman. When I saw that black coffin with the silver Superman logo, I almost cried inside

And Lex Luthor... He was great. It was the perfect introduction to the DCCU. I'll watch it again in a week on an IMAX theater, can't wait.

>that moment when the trinity gets ready to fight and the drums start playing

>>81041887

Nice photoshop.

>>81041887
Please don't edit old tweets to disparage us even more. We can't take it.

>>81041887
Please stop posting that Trank edit
You might actually summon the real thing

>>81041827

People shit on that picture for lel diversity but I think she looks fucking cool in it.

>>81041894
Was he really that great. I have been pretty skeptical of Jesse. I'm hoping he does good. What shit that he did that was cool
>inb4 piss

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>>81041894
HNNGG

>>81038221
LAST TIME HE MADE THE MOST POLARIZING SUPERMAN MOVIE OF ALL TIME
NOW, FACED WITH A STELLAR CAST AND A GREAT WRITER, VISIONARY TRAINWRECKER ZACK SNYDER MUST SOMEHOW DEFEAT FANS YET AGAIN
ONE MAN
AGAINST ALL ODDS
George Miller save us please

>>81041954
Pissposting is here to stay bucko

Can you even consider it a cape film if it doesn't have a dance off?

>>81041995
>When did /tv/ start caring about Rotten Tomatoes
Ever since it became fuel for shitposting

>>81041827
>Can we all be content and happy that Gal seems to be universally liked as WW
Yes. My hopes aren't high for her solo film, but this does bode well.

>>81041995
I trust critics to be non-biased. I don't trust people who vote in audience polls before wide release to be non-biased. Simple as that.

>>81041954

He was fucking scary, and not in a Joker 'erratic' way. He was inside everyone's head, like the best Lex comic incarnations. And the ending makes it clear that, in a way, he's the one who orchestrates all the cosmic shit that's about to happen in the JL movies.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

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>>81041995
I think most of them actually don't care much about RT. It's just a thing that gets people riled when they spam post it and they only post it when it serves their point.

Or at least that's what I hope.

Example: This bait image

>>81042097
>implying Grimdevil was ever better than Supergirl

>>81041995
>people aren't even reading the entire post
lmao

>>81042082
Sounds pretty cool. Does he show off his God complex too?

>>81041995
>the audience score is much higher
Anon more people scored it then could possibly have seen it.
And even fanboy reviewers who legitimately wanted this to be a great movie admit it just isnt. Im not saying its bad and Im still hype as hell to watch it again but there is nothing wrong with enjoying a 6/10 movie and hopefully the negative reviews will finally get a better director attached to the franchise.
The actors did a great job.
The story is at times good to great.
The action is phenomenal
But there are too many narrative issues shoehorned cameos and just general directoral and scripting issues to make it it great

>>81042082
But, WHY? I mean I havent seen it yet but why would he send out a such a beacon that would put earth in such mortal danger?

>>81042140
And as you just demonstrated RT is an easy way to start company wars with simple comparison images.

>>81042166
>>81042191

Nah, he just seems REALLY jealous of Superman. On the outside, he claims it's just about the alien menace that is Kal-El, but on the inside, there's definitely jealousy, resentment etc. He hates how Superman is seen as a God and would rather the world die than see that guy as the savior. Actually, come to think of it, I don't think he wantes the world to die, I think he believes he can manipulate the cosmic shit that's coming, since he got the knowledge from the kryptonian ship.

>>81042187

The movie has been out in lots of places around the world (Brazil, Australia) since March 22 in the US. Lots of people have seen it already.

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Is this the most controversial comic book movie ever?

>>81042187
It was squarely focused on the directing. Everyone can see that now. The script has snappy dialogue and tackles some cool themes. The performances ranged from great to near-perfect. The cinematography was on the money.
The editing and straight up piecing together of scenes is unbelievably bad. Like, Man of Steel had some terrible cuts (such as the interrogation scene to the desert Kryptonian first contact) but BvS fails in even basic transitions. It's so bad, and it fails to capture any kind of overarching emotional tone.

>>81042298
>Thinking he can handle whats coming because he gained info from a race that destroyed itself the way it did
Ohohoho hes in for a rude awakening.............

>>81042338
>Is it really surprising that the biggest cape movie in the world should be a figure of controversy?

>>81041827
Where is that picture from?

what was that Batman show that was all Golden Age inspired

I really liked the Superman episode in that. That's probably my favorite Superman thing ever.

>>81039444
wanted to like MoS, but i didn't like the action scenes enough to enjoy it even as a dumb action movie, all these characters i should like but don't blurring around the screen

>>81042298
Is he actually fucking smart or does he do shit land schemes

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>>81041622
Pls no
>>81041633
You'll make friends!

>>81041954
I was a bit skeptical too but he truly is great. Really menacing in a different way from what you're used to, but a complete bastard and evil in a really great, exciting way.

>>81042097
Except literally no one uses rotten tomatoes for reviews. I'm serious, that image with supergirl and daredevil is what showed me that tv shows even had RT reviews.

>>81042338
that's the legacy of Man of Steel.

>>81042633
Rotten tomatoes has Arrow season 4 at 100%

>>81042439
the one with outrageous aqua man? If so Brave and the bold

>>81042461

He doesn't do as much as, say, the Joker in The Dark Knight, but he's very effective. He killed lots of people in the movie, orchestrated the death of an important character, figured some stuff out really quickly etc

>>81042671
See no one in the world knows that bud except you and me. I know tons of people who love arrow who have no idea what its rotten tomato score is. Though I'd bet a lot of them remember what scores a certain movie got at some point.

This movie was incredible but it definitely is not for everyone, it's basically a serious and character driven DC extravaganza.

>>81042714
Did he directly kill a lot of people? Was it clever how he orchestrated the important character's death?

>>81042461
he already knows the identity of Clark, Bruce, Diana, Barry, Cyborg and Aquaman. He engineers an ingenious psychological taunt scheme to goad Bruce fight Clark to the death and throughout the movie does several intricate moves that pushes the anti-Superman sentiment to new spheres. He's scary as fuck intelligent and ruthless as hell.

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>>81042734
Sounds great!

>>81042754

Yes and kinda, respectively. All the important shit that happens you can clearly see that he had a hand in it.

>>81042540
>You'll make friends!

I'm trying, but my job doesn't leave me with a lot of time to go out and do things and be social.

A lot of people are losing their shit because a clickbait article quoted Znyder out of context to further the "man of murder" thing.
Znyder said in an interview that The Force Awakens had far more collateral damage since planets were destroyed. The article then claimed that Znyder said that Superman can destroy cities because Darth Vader does so.
Needless to say, no Darth Vader or even Superman were mentioned in that part of the interview, but a lot of people are taking the article's word for it and doomsaying.
Just pointing it out for those who may stumble upon people falling for it.

>>81042798
How much older are your co-workers? Are they that unrelatable?

>>81042768

This. I was surprised by how cunning and intelligent he was. It actually made sense why Clark would want to "get in the ring" and fight Bruce. Plus, when Lex talks about how Martha Kent should be burned as a witch, it was brutal His theme song was amazing as well.

>>81042795
i was just baitin ya F A M i knew about the piss jar!

My friend literally checks metacritic or rotten tomatoes before watching a movie/buying a videogame and his face was priceless when he checked imdb. I dont think he's ever seen such a different rating inbetween these sites.

>>81042681
Oh yeah 100%. I'm rewatching the Superdickery episode right now.

God I fucking love this shit so much. I may just rewatch the entire show again.

Seeing it in real IMAX at museum tomorrow in sold out show

cant feckin wait bros

>>81042891

It's not the age difference so much as everyone being married and having families.

My subscription feed is fucking depressing me
https://youtu.be/Rh8pFMVU36Y

>>81038221
It was pretty good, i loved it, i was really scared cuz critics, but after watching it i found out i don't care about rotten tomatoes.

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>>81042981
>tfw my review waifu likes it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVbxPpTHWc

>>81043001
Yep, I went into MoS blind without any preconceived notions and enjoyed it.

>>81043055
I enjoyed that review, it brought hope and hype back to me, thank you anon

>>81043055
Wow, a woman is thrilled by the most simplest aspects

Who could have guessed

>>81043421
She hated MoS IIRC

If the script was so bad, why did all these big names sign up for it?
I mean it is safe to assume that Ben, Jesse, Irons, JK, etc can afford to have their picks.

Christ, I know this is a thread for people that liked the film, but you guys deserve at least a fair warning:

Prepare to be really fucking bored for most of the film.

If you can ignore absolutely everything but the fight scenes, you'll be fine, and you'll get your money's worth.

>>81043519
Because it's a gigantic superhero film coming out at the height of superhero love featuring two of the most popular characters of all time. It will make money no matter how good or bad it is.

>MOS
>wah wah, too much action

>BvS
>wah wah boring conversation scenes

literally Returns all over again

Does anyone think Chris Terrio is entirely to be blamed after watching it?
Insane everything In the film's great except the script, and you can't have a good filmwith a shit script.

>>81043564
I'll have to see for myself come the time. I personally don't mind either or.

>>81043552
Does Ben need the bad rep again? He just got over as a serious actor/director.
JK and Jesse would rather do oscar bait than cape CBMs, unless the scripts were good.

>>81043598
Not sure. His resume is a bit too short to truly know if he's a good writer or not.

Good scripts can have bad execution and bad scripts can have good execution from what I hear.

>>81043598
It isn't the script though. The dialogue is quite good, and nowhere near as clunky as Goyer's MoS. It's just Snyder sucking complete dick at bridging scenes together in general.

>>81043598
Are we sure that Terrio wrote the story and that they are not using Goyer's?

>>81043598

B-But I liked the script.

>BvS safe space

lmao

>>81043886
Fuck off Marveldrone

still hyped, reporting in. Seeing it tomorrow with my family.

>>81043598
How do you know that if you havent seen it?

>>81042097
>audience supergirl score

lel. Bet you most of those positve reviews are to not upset sjw.

>>81038221
From what I can gather people are super pissed its too serious and the character's take themselves too seriously and it doesn't stop to explain itself to normies.

Sounds like a DC comic to me. Im hype still.

man those reviews seem overly harsh. I mean a lot of the critics are even saying that BvS is better than Man of Steel but its in like the 30s

This film feels like a classic DC comic book. A lot of stuff is in it and almost none of it is explained as clear as that MoS terraforming scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sQTNCoHb6s

>Youve always been right about him
>git r dun

What did flash mean by this?

>>81041586
With two friends. One saw the bad reviews and is very cautious. The other doesn't give a shit and he's hyped for Aquaman.

>Superman walks into the "fight" asking for Bruce's help
>Makes it very clear that he wants to just talk it out if possible
>Bruce attacks him first
This is literally all I wanted from the fight

>>81043564
If anything, MOS had too little action. Most of the movie is Clark moping.

>>81041827
Critics rarely shit on action gals

>>81041827
Not exactly, 2 reviews that decided to analyze her a bit said of her 15 or 16 lines, only a few actual sounded ok, the rest were apparently just deadpan readings or something, the rest is more likely her being cgi in fighting Doomsday or some such so they aren't entirely sure it's worth rating her performance as you could probably just shove any actress in and do the same.

>>81044350
Not to say they didn't try to read others as well, Supes apparently has a line or two that is similarly dead sounding apparently.

>>81044139
Is that Filthy Frank? He even sounds like Joji

>>81042428
BvS

Never thought id say this but they've made a too complex superhero movie. Only time will tell if it was worth it or not, folks.

>>81044153
>doesn't give a shit and he's hyped for Aquaman

Pretty much my feelings at the moment.

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>>81044605
>>81044460
Guys stop it. Every time I read something even close to "capekino" I burst out laughing. I really need to take a breath here.

I know people deal with destroyed hope differently, but please. Stop making fun of people who stay at denial and call all DC films "too complex and advanced to comprehend", it's just too much.

Prediction on 2nd week sale?

>>81044713
weak.

Overseas will still bank a ton though. People just don't give a shit about good or bad movies, they just want to turn their brain off and watch explosions. See Bayformers international gross.

>>81044482
just watch the leaked gifs Saved you 15-20 bucks

>>81044782

But it's a genuinely good film. Few pacing issues aside it's everything you could want from Batman fighting Superman movie.

I'm sure it's shit, but I'm going to enjoy it anyway!

ITT: Stage One - Denial

I think it's for Marvel's better interest that this movie succeeds. If Marvel was the only one making cape movies, people would get tired quickly. The genre needs variety and competition to stay alive.

If this movie is successful, Snyder is gonna be involved in all JL movies like Bay.

>>81045103
>If Marvel was the only one making cape movies, people would get tired quickly.

I'm already entirely bored by Marvel movies. Cookie cutter formula got stale real fast., I can't even be bothered to go see Civil War anymore

>>81044896
>>81044690

>>81045103
And that didn't already happen?

Marvel movies are just extended commercials at this point annoucning the next product on the conveyor belt

I really don't get the negativity. The movie was great, it had great worldbuilding, some very good lines too. It's like people want this movie to suck.

BVS has Supermab actively saving people, Final Crisis foreshadowing, a Motherbox fusing with Victor Stone, it even may have a hint at the Hyper-Adapter. Christ, it's everything I hoped so and then some.

>>81045136
>>81045282
The salt is strong in these ones

>>81045329
Superman, not Supermab. Damn keyboard.

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>>81045333
Nice trips friend

How am I salty? I am simply stating the obvious.

but apparently you're salty if you dont share someone's opinion

>>81045329
>It's like people want this movie to suck.

What? People actively rooting against a film for petty reasons before its release? I never!

>>81045329
>I really don't get the negativity.

Comic book fan autism mixed with general DC bias. The fact that there's Batman "killing" in the film already has everybody triggered to a point where they're hyperventilating.

>>81045103
At least DC's got some wiggle room after BVS.

>>81041827
She still doesn't convince me as Wonder Woman

>>81043955
he's the flash, coming from the future

>>81041586
my mom, dad, little brother. and three sisters. I'm paying

>>81038221
I can't help but wonder

The post apocalypse future and the flash vision, was both of them just Dreams or was it things that happened and then unhappened because of time fuckery?

is it true that Batman kills?

>>81043955
I can feel it

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Just watched the movie

He is coming...
He knows the God is dead...

>mfw

DARKSEID IS

>>81045892
Yes. The movie makes it look like it's normal since it's never addressed in the film

>>81045282
>Marvel movies are just extended commercials at this point announcing the next product on the conveyor belt

>he hasn't seen BvS yet

>>81046019
I wasn't saying this was gonna be different. I was atleast expecting a decent standalone film but I've heard it's a rushed JL intro

>>81045892
It's in dream everything else is just meming. It's the same violence that the avengers uses that does kill

here this exploding tank doesn't kill anyone

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>>81045967
Isn't this a big deal i mean.. I don't know.. I mean.. it's Batman..... At least kind of address the fact and expand on why that he's doing it? I don't know

>>81041858
The man who made sucker punch is somehow is just an average director caught in the hands of those evil corporative people of WB.
Yeah, I don't think so

>>81045914
This. I was so hyped when that happened, and the following show of the angels/demons painting upside down was great.

You guys should relax and let the critics critic; wait for the movie to open in your country and enjoy it, the worldbuilding is great.

Do we know where in the timeline Suicide Squad will be set? Because I'm kind of hopping that they use this for the intro scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cLjkQ5YYCM

>>81046148

I remember reading that it's set after the events of BvS

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>>81046135
Mein negro

desu, most people who saw it dont know who Darkseid is, what the Parademons are or what was the deadl with the Omega signs, but holy fuck I was hyped

DAT Flash time travelling with the speed force to warn Batman about the possible future or alternate Earth
BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU WERE RIGHT

My dick

>>81045386
>its not because snyder is a garbage director
adorable

>>81046120

I assume he's just old and tired of everyone's shit.

He kills a guy in a helicopter with an RPG, blows people up and shoots them with the batwing, blows up cars chasing him down, and I think at least one of the people he beat up was straight up killed.

Yeah, it's a complete affront to his established character, but what are you going to do?

>>81045967
Alfred called him out saying "everything changed" at the beginning. Seems like he only staeted killing people after he saw Superman.

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>>81038221

Snyder bros, I know you are out there, I'm a Snyder fan as well who loved almost everyone of his movies and I waited 3 years for this and now I'm gonna watch it in a few hours. The latest reviews have even made me a little skeptical but I still think it should be not as bad as people say.

Snyderbros you are not alone, we survived the years of constant MoS shitposting and it was obvious Snyder haters were just waiting for this moment but that doesn't matter, we'll survive this shitstorm as well.

>>81046173
Sweet then we can get that scene as the intro.

>>81045103

You can argue for either side, a bad bvs gets more people hyped for civil war or a bad bvs fatigues the genre.

I'm for having variety though, I liked that in 2013 I had man of murder, kick ass 2, iron man 3, wolverine and thor 2. Not the strongest line up but they were all pretty different. I just hope a bvs failure doesn't end up fucking flash and aquaman.

>>81046173
>>81046224

It was mentioned in the EW article

>"Another trick of assembling these films is to make sure casual moviegoers are kept oriented about the timeline. So on that secret board in Snyder’s office, it’s clear: Suicide Squad takes place after the events in BvS.

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>81046181
>I got my eye candy so its a good movie

>>81046264
I see, but again I only care so that we can get that scene with the joker as the intro.

>>81046220
I loved MoS
I dislike BvS

>>81046220
I wouldn't say that I love EVERYTHING Snyder has done, but I do feel that he takes a ton of flak that if you did nothing but slap another directors name on his movies it wouldn't

>>81046120
>>81046186
>>81046191

Batman killing does get addressed. Batman lost everybody and is acting like a old and wounded tiger close to his last days. He's going all out against Superman.

Then in the end with the death of Superman he sees the error of his ways and stop killing. Superman saves him. Superman saves Batman. He was not his enemy.

>>81046312
But it is never addressed. And Supes' death was never said to have anything to do with it anyways

>>81046419

Yes, it is. Batman was going to mark Luthor and didn't. He wanted to wreck his shit so hard but still stopped himself.

>>81042768
What about the piss?

>>81046312
>>81046419
>Those Spoilers
Hold the heck up, are y'all just fuckin around or what?

>>81046181
Also, between the possibility that Lex might be controlled by Darkseid, Final Crisis Style, and that hallucination of the demon exploding from Thomas Wayne's grave (Hyper-Adapter? Secret Bat cult?) I'm positive we'll see some great Morrison-tier developments in the future.

>>81046461

It's basically a callback to an earlier conversation and it works very well when you understand the context.

>>81046514
I hope this movie fails so badly, so I will not see my favorite comic storyline manhandled by some objectivist with the attention span of a gnat and the delusions of artistry

>>81046419

You want a line where Bruce says to Alfred 'I'm responsible for his death, Alfred. I have to change. We have to change. And by change i mean stop killing. That's what i meant by change. I'll stop killing. I can't stress this enough. No more dead bodies for me, sir. No no."?

>>81046455
What a great scene that was. Batman was fucking terrifying, and Luthor was delighfully deranged. And the upside down painting, Jesus, that was great.

>>81046523
Fuck off, I don't believe you. I was hpimg you would tell me it was a lie concocted by /tv/

>>81046455
He was just threatening him, anon. He was already in prison anyways. Killing him there would've been beyond ridiculous

>>81046543

The film is literally littered with great moments like that. Lex confronting Superman after throwing Lois down the skyscraper and Clark going down on his knees when he finds out Lex has his mother... Jesus, I was so choked up and terrified.

>>81046562

Threatening him would be pointless. He's already in prison as you said. He was going to fucking murder him. That's what. He just stopped himself. Superman's death change Bruce. That and the visions. The world need heroes.

>>81046553
/tv/ is spreading shitty lies about Lex making Finch drink his own piss, but in truth it's a surprisingly intimidating "don't fuck with Luthor" moment. You can see the terror in Finch's eyes when she realizes what that means.

>>81046542
you're not proving anything

The biggest sin of this movie is that they don't spoonfeed the audience about what's happening.

>>81046575
I loved the "WHERE IS SHE?" moment, and then Clark saying he has to SPEAK to Bruce and seek his help, and only fighting back when he realizes Bruce just want to kill him.. People here say Snyder doesn't get Superman, but I'm really wondering whether /co/ does.

>>81046589
There is no possible way that obnoxious little shit in the trailer is any good. I'll wait for this movie to be free on demand, watch it and come back and I will be right

>>81046543
I didn't like the movie but I'll admit that the painting was a GOAT tease.

>>81046553

Honestly, it's great. The Senator basically uses the piss jar idiom as a way to say he can smell Lex's bullshit a mile away and won't have any of it. Then later Lex uses the piss jar jab as a way to troll the Senator just seconds before he blows up the Senate hearing, so it's basically a personalized fuck you note to her before she gets killed.

>>81046598

Let's just agree to disagree then I just think that Superman's death changed Bruce. You can see his guilt on his face and a new found sense of hope. If his meetup with Luthor, after everything he had pulled, happened before Superman's death i think Bruce would absolutely kill Luthor's ass. Just like how he was about to kill Superman himself before. But Superman's death changed him and that's why he backed off. But whatever. That's just my interpretation.

>>81046584
>He was going to fucking murder him. That's what
So Batman was actually a fucking criminal who killed anyone he had a grudge on? You're trying too hard to prove character development the movie never actually had

>>81046619
Same anon from >>81046589 here. I hoped for a colder, intellectual Luthor but in the end I found him just right. He feels he's on a separate level from mere humans, the neurotic moments made me feel he was actually constantly dumbing down his train of thought to make it understandable. And when he decides to be intimidating behind closed doors he really is.

>>81046666
>>81046584
>>81046662

We need to remember Batman has been doing this for 20ish years in this movie. Maybe he had a no kill policy that ended when Robin died. Maybe he decided not to kill again after Superman died

>>81046666

Wasn't Batman going to kill Superman?

You see in the first and half of the second half this violent and vengeful person, then in the last moments of the second half this same person is looking at the future with a better outlook and pulling his punches. Can you honestly say that nothing changed?

>>81046700
I could roll with fan theories, but
>Maybe he decided not to kill again after Superman died
Still doesn't make sense to me

>>81045967
>>81045892
See, the tie-in books and comics clearly stated he doesn't, yes he became more brutal after Robin died but all his methods are still nonlethal so I wonder if there was miscommunication or Snyder just failed to clarify this. Either way, he's to blame.

>>81046720
Bruce flat-put says "I betrayed him in life, I will not betray him in death. Men are still good". Supes' sacrifice inspired him to regain the hope he lost after Jason died. If that's not a true Superman moment I don't know what could be.

shitty movie.

>>81046763

What a beautiful line.

>>81046795
shitty post

>>81046803
>>81046795
shitty website

Everything else aside, is Affleck the best Bruce Wayne and Batman we've seen so far?

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>BvS v Flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2-cB-z7xqQ
>BvS v iZombie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrm1WhFHnM
>BvS v Legends of Tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFieIQ8Eo0
>BvS v Lucifer (new)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4X5V3AxSV5U
>BvS v Gotham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpXXnuWORfA
>BvS v Supergirl (new)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roGVz5vYB8g
>BvS v Arrow
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>Milo Ventimiglia
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>Jamie Alexander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPHf_uYNW9s
>Ryan Reynolds, ... | MTV News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsQObIrYmg
>Stars BvS picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul3T3VuoJgQ
>Stars BvS picks Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XItg6u5KfoA
>Cap 3 stars on going up w/ BvS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOVMXJjNn8k

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>Ben Affleck ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_1lvm6fbx0
>Henry Cavill ...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDJ45DfA5ir/?taken-by=henrycavill

>>81046843
One these needs Fox being a troll.

>>81046864
>Jimmy picked Batman
fucking traitor

>>81046864

>All the cool people picked Superman

I'm not surprised

Ask yourself, is it Synder who is the problem? Or is it Nolan, who can't inject genuine feeling into any scene if his life depended on it?

>>81045914

Too bad it won't be happening after that 33%, right?

remember when /co/ decided they wanted to blindly defend a director who has helmed not one, not two, but at least four mediocre movies?

>>81048126
>4 Mediocre
>Snyder

You mean 4 shitty movies? Only medicre movie this guy ever directed is Dawn of the dead in 2004

I'm suddenly reminded of a comic where Batman tells Superman >The last time you inspired anybody is when you died.

Which was a really sick burn in context but in reference to the second movie of a franchise just makes me feel kind of depressed.

DC = Damage Control

(Yes I'm aware that's actually a Marvel comic)

>>81048319
>I'm suddenly reminded of a comic where Batman tells Superman >The last time you inspired anybody is when you died.

That's a terrible comic by Johns.

The guy wanted to make batman looks like an idiot, and didnt understood Superman at that point

>>81048339
>The guy wanted to make batman looks like an idiot,
Should've just made him a paranoid psychotic easily manipulated by a fidgeting savant.

>>81038847
Its a combination of his ego, and the fact that he's trying to sell fear to his enemies. He wants them to know it was him to deter the small fry, and draw out the big guys who can't resist his bat bait (ie joker, the rest of the mobsters he was hunting down at the time.)

>>81048380
Uhm, in BVS Batman is not manipulated by Lex. They actually only share a single scene at the end and it's glorious

>>81041827
Reminds me of the Hellboy WW2 photo.

>>81048472
>Uhm, in BVS Batman is not manipulated by Lex.

Yes he is. Why do you think he chose the cripple who used to work for Bruce?

>>81048699
Yes, but Bruce already has a hundred reasons to go after Superman. His employee is just the last straw, it's not like Lex is manipulating his from the very start.

>>81043598
Why can't you just accept that Snyder fucked up?

>>81038221

It's honestly not that bad. Not great but I don't feel like I was robbed of my time and money

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Help me bros

I can't fucking take this I have been literally crying for the past few hours

Wake me up from this nightmare

This wasn't supposed to happen

This was supposed to be the movie that saves DC

This was our time bros, OUR FUCKING TIME

WE WAITED THREE FUCKING YEARS

BATMAN AND SUPERMAN TOGETHER ON SCREEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY AND IT'S A FUCKING FLOP WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG

>>81048883
>WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG

Zack Snyder
Ben Affleck
Jesse Eisenberg
Did I mention Zack Snyder?

the best cape flicks yet were (in no order) Winter Soldier, Guardians, Man of Steel, and Deadpool. BvS IMO is going to be better then em all son

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Shit.

>>81048836

Don't worry, the depression kicks in a couple hours later.

>>81048910

Well that's quite a backpedal isn't it? "O-okay it's not THAT great..."

>>81048913

I'm not in denial. I really don't think it was a terrible film or a great one. Just middle of the road

>>81048883
https://desustorage.org/co/search/text/%20I%20can't%20fucking%20take%20this%20I%20have%20been%20literally%20crying%20for%20the%20past%20few%20hours/

>>81048900
You forgot a fanbase that will enthusiastically support almost anything regardless of actual quality.

>>81048958
The way I'm seeing it the fanbase is really divided on it

Some of them actually like what Snyder churns out

Others just want what Marvel has only with DC Heroes

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>>81048883
relax, moron. I say this as a huge Marvelfag.
the DC Animated Universe is leagues better than the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No amount of crappy live action DC movies will take that away.

>>81048976
The DC animated universe hasn't been all that since the old Timm days.

>>81048900
Ben Affleck is good in this. Did you even watch the movie?

>>81048993
Everyone has been "good" as Batman.
It has never been a very challenging role for an actor., You scowl, growl and drive a big car around in full costume, punch a few people.

James Bond requires 5x the acting that Batman does.

>>81048969
>Others just want what Marvel has only with DC Heroes

You mean good movies?

>>81049039
He means something besides dark, cluttered, badly colored fightan scenes blowing up blocks of empty CGI building artifacts.

And possibly characters that don't spend an entire film morosely glowering at each other and spouting tortured Goyer dialogue.

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Fuck it

I'll watch this movie anyway

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>>81049012

>You scowl, growl and drive a big car around in full costume, punch a few people

I don't think Adam West, Clooney or Kilmer did that. Keaton didn't either. When he was in the batsuit he was completely devoid of emotion

>>81042919
Between the differential of audience/critic scores on RT and then the scores on IMDB its a complete cluster fuck.

Sincerely, I don't know how so many people can hate it while a good amount of people at the very least thought it was "on par". I truly think Marvel (and Deadpool) might have done the exact damage we feared they would. Now, I love me some Marvel flicks but the casuals (and critics are ALL casuals) all want their quips and their optimism.

When one of the major sticking points is "this popcorn flick wasn't a popcorn flick like I expected" I can't really see that as a demerit.

>>81049062

>Cluttered

It didn't feel cluttered to me to be fair.

>>81049064
Some of them played Bruce differently, but they all played Batman the same way, excepting Adam We.
Adam is the only person to have played Batman as a character.

>>81049062
>He means something besides dark, cluttered, badly colored fightan scenes blowing up blocks of empty CGI building artifacts.

Ie, we need more quips here, STAT. I want to have brain free fun, not have hard hitting, serious themes and drama in my capeshit!

>>81049075
>Between the differential of audience/critic scores on RT
That's because very few audiences have seen the thing.

>>81049075

Exactly this has happened. BvS has a lot of problems but critics have made up their minds that Superhero films need to be action comedies now

>>81049092
What you need is decent characterization.
And the "serious themes and drama" that Snyder has injected into the DCCU has so far been pretty laughable.

He does really badly at casual humor/quips so I by no means recommend that.

>>81048976
>the DC Animated Universe
The latest movies have been garbage for a while now

>>81049101
They want likeable heroes with dialogue that doesn't come off as written by a 7th grader trying to write badass fiction.

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>>81049092
>hard hitting, serious themes and drama

Like a jar of piss? Or a wheelchair bomb? Or do you mistake brooding for seriousness?

>>81049075
>IMDB
I've said this a million times but I truly love how it took for this movie for people to get so desperate they look at IMDB for a score. It's amazing

>THIS MOVIE WAS NOT A MOVIE, IT WAS A MOTION COMIC

Cinematography was beautiful. Each still was a work of art. The camera angles always looked right. It felt like reading comic panels with incredibly good art.

Transitions could have been subtitled with a "Meanwhile..." and it would not have been out of place. So many distinct dynamic shifts in scenery.

Pacing felt like pages were being turned as one plot leads to the next. Some frenetic subplots thrown in that would be casually accepted by diehards as comic book tropes (alternate worlds, dreamvisions, otherworldly warnings by familiar strangers), but everyone else was left scratching their heads.

In many ways Snyder tried to make the audience feel like they were viscerally experiencing the inside of a comic book adventure. A comic book come to life if you will.

FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA ZACK

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Okay tell me

How would you make this movie?

>>81049141
I don't really give any of them any stock but I'd agree, IMDB is a joke and even the RT is just as much a joke most casuals take that score as gospel.

I haven't seen disparity like this ever though. Surely if Fan4stic didn't have this much damage control it can't just be fake fans saying it's great.

Disney is the only company in the world with the money to push a rating score whichever direction they want.

>>81049171
Anyone with enough desire can push IMDB scores around.
Rotten Tomatoes is an aggregation of critic reviews from across the country.
Also, RT is owned by WB.

Just posting this because I'm tired of piss jar being turned into a meme. Despite at face value that being silly, it works in the film and is earned.

Holly Hunter interrupts Lex's big speech of the "oldest lie in America" dethroning him as the intellectual superior in the conversation. He is unable to convince the Senator and Jesse does a great fucking job in showing how much it ticks Lex off. So what does Lex do? He literally uses her words against her. The pee and the bomb. But not before finishing off his speech of "oldest lie in America" and sending her to her death.

I don't know why, but this particular meme just bugs the shit out of me. I thought it was actually used as a great characterization of this version of Lex.

But anyway for others who haven't seen it yet and are still holding out hope, I salute you, keep hanging on.

>>81049137
>Like a jar of piss?

Why are people so infatuated with the piss jar? It works perfectly in-context in the movie and is one of the best Lex scenes. Are people that juvenile that they have to go "tee-hee, peepee juice!"

>Or a wheelchair bomb?
I fail to see how this is meant to be in anyway bad. Just two days ago terrorists blew up luggage bag bombs, how is hiding a bomb in a wheelchair ridiculous?


>Or do you mistake brooding for seriousness?

The movie dwells deep into the pros and cons and subsequent consequences of superhero action in real life, as well as the political aspect and ethics of it. How is that not serious?

>>81049160
Well clearly it needs to be entirely silver age Batman and Superman shenanigans right up to the shake hands moment, and nobody gets as much as a scraped knee.

So I just saw it. Why the fuck did people say Batman gives his DKR speech? I think he had one line that was the same and Superman was the hero of the film in every way

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>>81049222
>The movie dwells deep into the pros and cons and subsequent consequences of superhero action in real life
As effectively as MoS (delves not dwells) into the consequences of humanity encountering aliens?
Because that film made a bunch of pretentious sounding noise about that premise for 1/3 of the film before abandoning it completely to blow shit up.

>>81049222
"Juvenile" is a good way to describe Eisenberg's Luthor

He's not a brilliant mastermind, he's a whiny, petty, grudge-holding manchild

>>81049256
People have the need to attach Snyder films to better material in some way.

>>81049160
>Superman is light-hearted shining beacon of optimistic hope. NOT JESUS INCARNATE.

Seriously. It's not even funny anymore. Superman = Jesus. The movie premiers on Easter weekend for fucks sake.

>Batman has a MORAL CODE. You know, something that distinguishes him from the bad guys.

Instead of being brutal murderbat who WOULD NOT have been tolerated in Gotham for that long.

Let's just start with that shall we?

>>81049277
>he's a whiny, petty, grudge-holding manchild
So, Lex Luthor

>>81049283

It's better material but I always hated that speech

>>81042097
And then when I say that """""professional""""" reviews mean jackshit people still disagree with me.

Does anyone have the Flash and Aquaman cameo webms?

>>81049294
Professional Critics involve themselves in broadcast superhero shows the same way that Professional Chefs put together your happy meal.

>>81049318
>Professional Critics involve themselves in broadcast superhero shows
Doesn't explain their wrong ratings in so many movies.

>>81049277
>He's not a brilliant mastermind

Uhh... The entire story takes place because Lex manipulated both Bruce and Clark into positions where the result is a massive anti-superman sentiment in America and Bruce getting complete tunnel vision when it comes to taking down Superman, to a point where murdering Superman sounds entirely peachy

How do you explain the early raving reviews?
What happened to "a scene that makes the toughest shed a tear"? Did they cut that scene out?

>>81049330
What, they didn't give MoS its 85%?
That film was hard to sit through and impossible to watch twice.

>>81049160
Superman knows billionaire Lex Luthor is masterminding some world threatening plot, but can't prove it, doesn't know enough to stop it, just beating up Lex wouldn't do anything but make people trust him less. He seeks out and enlists the help of Batman, world's greatest detective and GCPD's secret weapon. By combining their talents and resources they thwart a scheme that would definitely give Lex full control over all of North and South America, and give him a foothold to take over the world. Get rid of this vs nonsense, call it World's Finest,

Along the way they meet Wonder Woman and the Amazons, as well as Aquaman and the Atanteans, as Lex has made deals with their respective enemies. They fight side by side at the climax. and the denouement sets up their making a formal alliance with each other and forming the Justice League.

Shit can still be dark and gritty but its about exceptional people struggling against a dark and gritty world without getting swallowed up by it

>>81049346
I remember that Warner Brothers employees watching it cried with joy and gave it many claps.

>>81049355
They gave MoS 50%, the way that rotten tomatoes works is giving either a yes or no to a movie, MoS got 50% and BvS got 34%. But at the same time they give garbage like Hunger games between 71% and 85% which is ridiculous.

>Dawn of JUST

>>81049388
Considerable numbers of people enjoyed the Hunger Games. Some of them were surely critics.

No one is obligated to like Snyder's efforts simply because Superman makes your dick diamond hard.

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>>81049361

>>81049388

That was top critics. All critics was a bit better. This movie is better than MoS though so I don't even care about these reviews anymore. I just want Snyder gone but for them to continue with what they have.

>>81049355
IMO MoS actually gets better on a second watch. It's like your mind makes you expect that it's pure ass so it actually ends up being a better experience overall.

>>81049277
You literally described the other half of Luthor's Personality though

>>81049419
>Considerable numbers of people enjoyed the Hunger Games.
Just like considerable numbers of people enjoyed TDKR, it doesn't mean literally ANYTHING other than popularity.
>No one is obligated to like Snyder's efforts simply because Superman makes your dick diamond hard
I wasn't arguing about that I was arguing about the fact that professional reviews are a joke.

>>81049346
This shit happens every fucking time.

>>81049388

It's weird how critics will go "eeeh, it's a Young Adults book series, whatevs" and then get entirely butthurt over superhero movies.

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It was at 80% audience score. It's going down.

>>81049361

So, basically a cartoon?

>>81049388
Hunger Games is a lot more watchable than this tripe. The characters are actually believable and some of them even likable for one.

>>81046862
yes

>>81049361
This sounds like the plot for a justice league flick if it had been made in the early 80's

>>81042338
There's a difference between being 'mediocre and being controversial.

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>>81049464
>Hunger Games is a lot more watchable than this tripe
So this is the type of people whom I have been trying to listen the opinions of? Thanks for just making it clear how one again a large majority of people can be absolutely retarded about a subject.

>>81049506
Looks like someone is butthurt that the prequels were so shitty that TFA acts like they don't exist

>>81048900
Why does Snyder get to keep on making movies? Can't WB get a competent director? Didn't Disney's pipeline prove that with right production and a no-name music video director you can get a serviceable cape flick that would perform well with critics and public alike?

>>81049436

That's Luthor's personality when talking about Superman.

With other people Luthor is imposing or seductive. Luthor can be very persuasive and it's a part of his manipulative charm.

Unfortunately he was a whiny weirdo for the entirety of the movie.

>>81049092
>hard hitting, serious themes and drama

If you must do these things, do them properly.

>>81049137
Man, all that far out Kriptonian shit was the only think I really enjoyed about MoS.

>>81049594

He has to be fired after this. No idea what they're going to do with the DCEU now but I'm really interested in finding out

>>81049594
Because they thought that shitty lighting, Jesus references out the wazoo, and CGI with the trademark Snyder slow-down action is a substitute for making characters that people can relate to

>>81049632

Theres some of that in BvS. Luthor doesn't make Doomsday in a lab

>>81049613
>Luthor can be very persuasive and it's a part of his manipulative charm. Unfortunately he was a whiny weirdo for the entirety of the movie.

Luthor had the other Senator eating from his hand and granting him access to everything he wanted, including Zod's body.

>>81038221
>have friend
>works for a movie theater
>is a self-proclaimed "critic"
>has a movie review blog on tumblr
>reads no comicbooks
>sucks marvel's wang, even for shit like the Thor movies
>absolutely tore apart some horror film once and then gave it an 8.2 for being "suitable for a date movie"
>just tweeted "DC, just stop"
>review is coming soon

Honestly I didn't know what else I expected from him, but the point of my post is to let you all know that film "critics" are among the worst of the worst. They're basically what /v/ is to video games. Don't take any of them too serious.

>>81049561
I really wasn't even thinking about the prequels, I was referencing TFA ridiculously high reviews while it had a shitty plot, terrible characters and bad acting.

>>81049561
>TFA acts like they don't exist

It does?

I haven't watched it.

>>81049693
>I have one friend who is like this
>Thus all film critics are like this

That's a logical fallacy, and that's even if we give you the benefit of actually believing that you aren't just making this story up.

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Just watched the movie. Sold 6/10. Yeah, pretty messy and the ending sucked very hard, but overall really watchable and there is a lot of cool stuff there.
What I liked a lot:
Batfleck killed it, loved every second of him.
Wondy stuff was very good too, especially her theme.
Great action scenes except final one, which was pretty chaotic and CGI was lacking.
Cameos felt forced and all JL preparations too.

Don't listen to critics or /tv/ fags, bros, go watch and form your own opinions. Maybe lower your expectations a bit and you will have fun, I certainly did.

>>81049783
>Guys please give WB more money so they'll keep pumping out mediocre movies.

I'll wait until blu-ray leaks so I can pirate it.

>>81049744
It does

Not a single mention of midichlorians or anything like that

>>81038221
dat flash

>>81042338
> that first review

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>>81049762
>defending film critics
>ever

>>81049824
Oh shit, you sure proved me wrong!

>>81049783
Does Superman do Superman things a la saving montage in Superman returns?

>>81049851
Nice rebuttal fag. You said I was making shit up, I showed you the proof of the tweet.

Go look at any movie under the sun and I guarantee that the critic score will be largely lower than the audience score. And no, it's not because critics have some higher IQ or film degree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S176AKQhcCk

>>81049860
Yes, he did a lot of superman things, more than in MoS

>>81049871
>You said I was making shit up, I showed you the proof of the tweet.

No you didn't, and no I didn't.

>>81049783
>Solid 6/10.

That's a bit like saying "It's amazingly average" or "it's fantastical not the worst film in the world."

>>81049860

>Save a girl from a burning house
>Save Lois from an African warlord
>Save the crew of a spaceship when the launch fails and the rockets explode
>Helps people from a flood
>saves Lois twice from dying, once from falling from a building, later from drowning after a building collapses
>Sacrifices his life to defeat Doomsday
>When confronting Batman, he tries repeatedly to talk him down from fighting

Man I don't even care. I like this movie much, much more than anything I was told to love by either critics or the 4chan hivemind.

>>81049892
>and that's even if we give you the benefit of actually believing that you aren't just making this story up

K. I guess you're ignoring the picture of the tweet too and you're gonna say that it's Photoshopped just like half of the other anons who see tweets posted on here.

Here's the thing fag, you literally tried starting an argument over nothing, then got proved wrong, now you're just being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/review/

>Perhaps the kindest thing you can say about Zack Snyder’s film – a sequel to his superb standalone Superman movie Man of Steel (2013

How am I supposed to take a criticism of this seriously from someone praising MOS, which was also called shit by every critic? Only proves critics opinions mean absolutely squat

>Rather than opting to mimic the colour, warmth and wit of the Marvel superhero franchise, Snyder wants to show us gods and monsters, battling against a backdrop of lightning and smoke. Every other scene is a murky allusion to classical mythology or baroque religious art.

What is wrong with this? I like fun as much as the next guy but everything doesn't have to be a light hearted comedy, especially not what are SUPPOSED to be action movies, I see nothing wrong with trying to set a serious tone rather than making everything a big joke

>>81049963
>Say that you're making a logical fallacy and that I'm not going to take the word of some random asshole on 4chan as truth
>HERE'S A TWEET I FOUND ON TWITTER THAT SAYS THE SAME THING I CLAIMED MY FRIEND SAID. THIS PROVES MY STORY IS TRUE AND THAT YOUR A FAG

Ok, let's assume your story is true, how does this change the fact that you're still making a broad assumption based on one guy?

I could also claim that all DC fans are complete faggots just going on your posts, but I won't.

>>81041954
Honestly, he wasn't good in my opinon. He was just some Joker-wannabe. Boring and cliched.

>>81049915
Yeah sure, but everyone is saying that it is worst movie now

>>81049973
If he'd started out by calling MOS shit you probably would've given him shit for that too.
And that second quote isn't supposed to be a negative in itself, it's supposed to lead up to the next line:
>But that’s categorically all they are: the film regularly defies common sense and logic in order to cue up the next cod-transfiguration or pietà. When Lois Lane (Amy Adams) hurls that kryptonite spear into the water, she does it for no apparent reason other than the fact it looks, like, totally cool – and accordingly, she and Superman are fishing it back out again five minutes later.

You're a selective idiot.

>>81049991
It doesn't take a genius to know that film critics literally suck dick for money. I already told you a few replies ago that you can look at any movie under the sun and critics will score it universally lower than the audience for no reason whatsoever except for the fact that they're incapable of enjoying movies.

Guess you want me to take the critic score of Sharknado seriously? Because critics must know a lot about film! They know so much that they gave Sharknado an 82%!

Literally why are you so asspained? Are you a self-proclaimed critic as well? Do you have your own blog on blogspot where you write reviews for your 3 friends to see? There's no reason for you to be this upset unless I struck a nerve somewhere.

>>81050013
Maybe I sound like an asspained critic, but you sound like an asspained hack filmmaker who can't stand the fact that critics don't like your tripe.

>>81050011
>If he'd started out by calling MOS shit you probably would've given him shit for that too.

No, I wouldn't agree with him but I'd give him credit for being consistent

But he probes he is a bandwagoning moron

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>>81049973
HAHAHAHAHA

Having a tantrum that critics have opinions? That their job is entirely based around them giving their impression of a film's quality? That some might like / dislike different films (such as Man of Steel)? What exactly is your problem little man?

And this critic isn't attempting to say that there is something wrong with 'Gods/Monsters' 'baroque art' etc. If you were capable of reading - you'd know that he's attempting to describe WHY the film doesn't work. That Snyder has bitten off more than he can chew.

The issue is not that the film attempts these things but that it doesn't succeed.

>b-but critics' having opinions isn't fair

fucking kek

>>81050013
You're right

>>81050039
You're a fucking idiot

>>81050011
It seemed obvious to me that she was trying to hide it/get rid of it as much as she could.

>>81049973

It's already been explained that the problem isn't serious, the problem is serious and badly written. When you're pretentious the hard story flaws stand out much more.

>>81050050
Found the MCU drone

Hey man it's really cool that Peter Parker is now Iron Man's son, and has a robot suit! God I love the MCU, and my girlfriend does too! So inclusive and fun

>>81050039
Is that right? Because all that I started off saying was to not take critics seriously and then you started going off. I didn't see the movie, I don't know if I'll like it. I gave MoS about a 6.5 or a 7 and I expect BvS to do about the same.

You're literally disregarding everything I say and you're attacking me because you're some blogspot movie reviewer whose feelings got upset because I said critics are a bunch of faggots. Get fucked fag, if you wanna keep arguing then go over to /tv/ where they disregard logic as well. Dismantle your shitty blog and kill yourself.

>>81049346
you should NEVER trust the reviews that release before the embargo, they only exist to market the movie
same shit happened with fanfourstic and AoU