Holy fuckballs...

JUST

How can it possibly be doing worse than its predecessor?

Dawn of JUST

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I hope Civil War and X-Men are disasters too.

Please, just end this tyranny, O God.

>Batman V Superman spent the day leveling down
> My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 spent the day leveling up

>>81038085
Going off of the critic consensus, the problem was that it used too many effects?

It's now officially lower than The Room. Zack Snyder is a bigger hack than Tommy Wiseau.

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>>81038085

>>81038237
BvS confirmed for getting BTFO by My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. Just you wait.

>>81038085
somebody needs to go check if they are installing nets around the WB buildings to catch jumpers

>>81038085
what the audience score will be when they see the actual movie?

>>81038253
From what I've read
>Too dark
>Too serious
>Too many effects
>Boring
>Bloated
>Poor character motivations?
I think that's the gist of it, which honestly is what I expected from this movie. Some of those criticisms seem a little trivial though.

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>>81038085
>its somehow worse than yesterday
>Batman Forever has a higher RT score
dance thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

>>81038253
it seems like the same problem the transformers movies had, constant incoherent action.

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>mfw even my normie mom thinks it's a stupid fight.

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It'll make $1.5 billion anyway

We live in a world where Deadpool is a bigger critical hit than a BATMAN VS SUPERMAN MOVIE.

>>81038306
>implying anyone will see this shitfest
It's going to make literally 0 dollars, cap this post

Thank god for RT, now I don't have to formulate my own opinions.

>>81038272
Maybe they'll reboot the whole DC movieverse and let someone with actual talent and knowledge of the source material have a shot at it.

>>81038198

>implying Winter Soldier 2: Superhero Boogaloo will be bad

>implying Bryan Singer makes bad movies as long as he has his fresh supply of Hollywood twinks delivered to him

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>John Carpenters the Thing gets bombed by critics because it isn't like E.T.
>Batman vs Superman gets bombed by critics because it isn't like Quidvengers
Like clockwork, guys.

>>81038250
Is it really an accomplishment when your opponent breaks their own leg?

>>81038353
*million

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Whose fault is this?

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RT Reviews in a nutshell.
>“We better wait for the next Marvel movie”
>“It is too grim, a superhero movie should be full of color and fun”

Do you think it will reach the 20s?

>>81038250
Fuck off.

>>81038386
>John Carpenters the Thing gets bombed by critics
You fell for /tv/'s bait you mong, it has 80% on RT

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>>81038085
Nice Sho-
>its real

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>>81038386
>comparing BVS to The Thing

>>81038365
I'll formulate my opinion when there's a decent rip, the reviews certainly don't encourage me to pay for it though.

>>81038425
Ever heard of The Dark Knight? Or is that before your time?

>>81038207
suicidesqaud am i rite?

>>81038412

Goyer, Nolan, Snyder and the Batman centric view of WB.

And it will only get worse. I assure you that much.

>>81038474
>bait
Not been on 4chan in a bit, mate.

>>81038198
Let's be honest. Snyder was riding on a streak of failures, each worse than the last. Last decent movie he made was Watchmen, and that was in 2009. 7 years ago.

Russos have great track record with Carter and Winter Soldier, and so does Singer with Future's Past and First Class.

They're gonna be good. They're gonna be good and DC will be out of the game for upcoming years. Hell, maybe even Batman will lose some of it's status as a cultural icon - weirder things have happened.

Holy fuck.

I keep telling myself the score will go up but it just sinks more and more, not because I'm a DC fan, but because I never thought we'd see a bomb of this proportions 'till 2020

>>81038425
>>81038386
it sucks irregardless of marvel. you can have jokes that arent piss. just dont have stuff like luthor giving people jars of piss, or writing witch on martha's forehead. or a swarm of bats literally raising bruce up like jesus

>>81038108
DAWN OF JUST

>>81038124
Trying to cram so much shit into one film without letting it breath

>>81038412
WB for allowing Zack to direct this after man of steel. Zack Snyder and David Goyer for being shit. Chris Terrio for writing such a shit Luthor.

>>81038549

I bet you haven't even seen the movie

Angry reminder that every one of you started this stupid ass "KEKEKEK DC IS FINISHED WE WERE RIGHT KILL YOURSELVES" with your smug Chris Evans reaction images as soon as the VERY FIRST review came out. How can anyone take you seriously. How do you take yourself seriously, and how do you sleep at night knowing you're so stupid?
Everyone in this thread are firing on all cylinders of stupidity. This board is dead.

>>81038412
An oversaturated market looking to make a fast buck before another cheap trend comes and goes?

>>81038517
Better than "The lasso of truth isn't immune to mansplaining".

Why is it so bad? I was planning on seeing it with friends but

>>81038549
>it sucks irregardless of marvel. you can have jokes that arent piss. just dont have stuff like luthor giving people jars of piss, or writing witch on martha's forehead. or a swarm of bats literally raising bruce up like jesus
The bat thing is dumb, but the rest are all totally cool.
>He doesn't think Lex is petty
Well okay then.

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>>81038085
Even if this manages to not bomb, I doubt Snyder will stay on for future movies.

>>81038412
Zack Synder. He's a good visual stylist for movies, but he sucks ass as an actual film maker/director. It's like if you took a great chef at a restaurant and put him in charge of managing the restaurant with no managing experience. He's good at making food, but he would suck at anything else in the restaurant.

>>81038602
Just go watch it. It's not as bad as people think.

>>81038549
>irregardless
Not a word

>>81038494
That's it, really. Dark Knight is a serious movie, and it behaves like one. Avengers isn't, and it behaves like one.

BvS is a 12 year old who still plays with his action figures, but pretends he's all Dark and Mature now.

>>81038494

>Referencing a movie that came out 8 years ago before Marvel took over

>>81038386

Calm down and drink your peach tea, Rooney dear

What does DC stand for now?

>>81038593

Calm the fuck down, Snyder. We didn't made this movie.

>>81038446
Depends on how many more reviews it will get

>>81038611
It's in our best interest if he doesn't.

>>81038623
>It's not as bad as people think
They should put this on the posters

>>81038622
Don't you mean he's great at making food presentation, but the taste actually suck?

>>81038412
a severely retarded bro with an unearned arrogance

>>81038622
Would he be a better cinematographer?

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>>81038494
Yeah & it was before your time, as before MCU set the standard.

If you released TDK in fucking 2016, pretty sure it would get a rotten score even with the dead actor depending on if you think Heath Ledger had anything to do with the film's hype or not.

not enough quips

>>81038604
>bats raise Bruce like Jesus

He says inmediatly after that it is a dream but whatever bro, keep at it

>>81038611
He probably will. WB is as dumb as Sony. They need to be hacked.

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>>81038545
When Capeshit dies, it's going to be just as dead as Westerns.

This shit is ridiculous.

>>81038642
Why are you acting like that's not a funny joke?

>>81038622
It's almost as if he's a commercial / music video director with no skill at storytelling.

>>81038549
>swarm of bats literally raising bruce up like jesus
To be fair, he wasn't the only one that got a Jesus analogy

>>81038623
>It's not as bad as people think.- Zack Snyder.

You know. I really feel for the cast. Henry is a great Superman.

>>81038634

>hurr durr if I make up fake rules that make me right I'm a master debater

Dredd has a 78% RT score.

DoFP and The Wolverine both took themselves seriously and were well-received.

>>81038611
Not that his wife has anything to say about it.

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>>81038593

>>81038705
Oh so the only actual negative criticism is a dream sequence? Sounds like a great film to me.

>>81038517
did DC steal all the better artist that day?

>>81038604
Lex is petty but he is above pissing in a jar and giving it to someone. read some fucking comics.

>>81038124
Doubles down on everything critics didn't like about MoS

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So who went full retard for this?

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Feel conflicted about this, film is getting savaged but it is the 1st time Bats/Supes team up in live action film.

Still gonna go and watch it but, holy jeez.

>>81038517
>Black man Going to a Pride Parade

That's unrealistic as fuck i don't care how liberal they are pretending Sam is

>>81038784
>Lex is petty
Stopped reading there. Thanks for agreeing.

>>81038798
The review cuckolds that decided money > integrity.

>>81038622
This is not a bad analogy, but i'm more concerned with the owner of the establishment letting his chef move to the front of house.

Who the fuck let Snyder be in charge a mulit-billion dollar franchise set to compete with an already wildly successful franchise?

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... guys

GUYS

>>81038816

Make your own opinion dude.

Terrible movies could be good for you.

>>81038722
That seems ideal actually.
People still make westerns occasionally, and they're oftentimes really good.
I'd rather have that than having four of varying quality per year

>>81038698
Jesus how delusional can you be?

>>81038798
Anyone who thought it wouldn't be dogshit.

I get that Batflex looked kind of cool, but the movie was obviously a crowded, overly baroque mess.

>It's going to do in one movie what marvel did in 7

>>81038816
I'm a manager at a theater so I never pay for movies anyway, but I honestly am not even sure if I want to see this now. These reviews are fucking savage.

>>81038849

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Wait for more reviews they said.

>>81038849
Tommy Wiseau confirmed as Justice League director when?

>>81038787
>defending Zack the Hack Snyder's superhero film
Who has low IQ here?

>>81038891
In what way?

>>81038611
Rumor is that if BvS doesn't make a billion dollars, WB is pulling Snyder off Justice League.

>>81038849

>7 fresh
>13 rotten

>43 fresh
>86 rotten

>>81038849
The Room is actually entertaining though.

>>81038545
Singer did not make First Class.

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>>81038878
Batfleck is supposed to be one of the only good parts of the movie.

Ben finally kills it in a superhero role, and still gets shit on.

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>>81038849

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Just the title of this movie should tell you its utter shit

>>81038907
>>81038891
Marvel are paying off reviewers and taking the competition out. We get less choice in the future. I thought you Americans loved your freedoms?

>>81038908
I feel like they'll do it regardless at this point. I'll never know why they don't just get actual comic book writers to do the scripts. Or at least consult. Imagine if they had like a Bruce Timm take a pass at this movie....

>>81038631
>it behaves like one.
Yeah hence all the jokes.

>>81038758

>Fake rules
>Some literal """""""top"""""' critic writing a review saying superhero movies should be like Marvel quip fests like IM3 and Deadpool is making up fake rules

>>81038908
They're going to fire him either way. WB can't seriously be dumb enough to still let him be in charge after all these critical failures, right?

>>81038787
>TDKR did just fine
Box office: 1 billion
You're talking out your ass, there. Rises was great for both audiences and critics.

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>>81038849
>>81038915
>>81038910

>The Room
>Total Reviews Counted:20
>Fresh:7
>Rotten 13

>BvS
>Total Reviews counted: 129
>Fresh: 43
>Rotten: 86

I guess DareDevil got SAVAGED by Supergirl by your logic.

Gentlemen,

How do we kill the Batman?

It doesn't matter how well this flick does with Mexicans and Chinks. Snyder is booted from this.

>>81038899

Where have I defended Zack you mongoloid?

>>81038861
True, been consuming cape media in many forms for almost 30 years. Why stop now.

>>81038890
Might as well watch it for posterity sakes.

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>>81038970
>that Supergirl critics vs audience score

How many hours until it opens up in the states? Cause someone might want to check on some of the cast members to make sure WB aren't trying to Ledger them

>>81038970
Why didn't you put DD season 1 in that ebin meme of yours?

>>81038594
Nothing about Batman vs Superman was cheap or fast. Safe, bland, corporate, perhaps. Written and directed by hacks, absolutely. But definitely not cheap.

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>>81038923

>There will never be a World Finest movie

>>81038768
Shitposter of Steel
Faster than a middle schooler five minutes before bedtime

>>81038845
True. DC should have fired him after Man of Steel honestly. I know that the majority of people liked the film (it was somewhere in the 50's on RT), but if you're going to kick off a new franchise to compete with MCU, the highest grossing film series ever, you better be damn sure that the first installment is at least in the 70's or 80's. This is a multibillion dollar franchise on the line, WB shouldn't have let Synder direct another DC movie after the first movie was a universal "It's OK I guess". I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I read a headline saying "Warner Brothers fires Zack Synder from future DC Preojects", in the the next 2 weeks.

>>81038326
Should they not judge this movie like every other movie because it's a super hero film and some things are expected to be terrible

>>81038971
Hack Snyder solo film.

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>>81038970

Why do people unironically take RT scores seriously?

>2/66 critics think supergirl is an awesome show

>>81038085

oh these are just critic reviews, honestly who even follows that. The critics that review them on the site aren't even legit critics.

>>81038837
>Pissing in a jar
>integrity

I knew you were a retarded tripfag but wew lad

I mean..what did they really expect?

DC wants to catch up to Marvel and the "superhero team up" they've perfected.

If Superman actually got a second movie by another director, it probably would have been good. And Supes Vs Bats? That shit is fucking perfect.

But it's clear they're trying to shove every other Justice Leaguer into the fray to get a jump start on a Justice League movie; problem is they have to share with Supes who still hasn't been fleshed out enough.

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>>81039026

>>81039026
>statistically an equal number of people that liked Paul Blart should like BvS
I wonder what the overlap in the two is

>>81039013
Because it wasn't my meme? just proving a point. Marvel babies sure are sensitive.

>>81039036
TV criticism on RT is a joke. Almost every show has 70-100%

>>81039036
But Supergirl is an awesome show.

>>81038849
oh hai clark

>>81038970
Supergirl is fucking terrible.

>>81038376
Why can't Geoff Johns direct the whole DCMU?

>>81038698

Is this really what some people believe?

Wake up, dude.

>>81039062
Southerners.

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How can you even take this seriously when every fucking review is either NOT MUH MARVEL or THIS IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

>>81039057
It's not so much the JL cameos most people are complaining about, more like everything else.

>>81038907

Like watching a video of 9/11 with a yakety sax music in the background.

>>81038940

Go fuck yourself m8. I ain't americunt.

>>81039075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

>>81039075

Peep that audience score. It's only an awesome show if you're a teenage girl with a tumblr blog.

>>81038970
Irony.

>>81038375
This really needs to happen. Then can keep Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash and Green Lantern and scrub the rest of the DC D-Listers.

>>81039082
because he shares blame for how bad Green Lantern was.

FUCK IT!

I am going watch Black nerd and see his opinion.

>>81039111
>audience score only matters when I say it does

>>81038963
Snyder seems to be the best they can get. They want a critically acclaimed director for Justice League and no one will bite. Remember when they asked Ben Affleck to direct Justice League?

>>81039137
I thought the opposite was true.

>>81039089

I'm wondering the same thing. And then some idiot in here is trying to convince me that Marvel hasn't set a biased precedent for what 50% of these rotten tomatoes scores are.

>>81038784
No. No he really isnt.

Lex is so petty he became god and had a chance to make all of reality a utopia where everyone is happy, but gave it all up because that included Superman.

he is that much of a dick.

>>81039089
>loud cluttered joyless muddle
>WAHH ITS ONLY ABOUT NOT MUH MARVEL


Do you get this mad when shit animated films get compared unfavorably to pixar?

How long until news breaks of Zack Snyder being killed by an angry DC fan?

>>81038940

Can you please shut up already? God, this is why people hate Tripfags. How can you be this delusional and retarded?

What are you, a 13 years old kid?

Fuck it, I should had started blocking tripfags long ago.

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>>81039190
maybe it'll top the news when that woman threw a ball of her pubes at Hugh Jackman

>>81039143

So you are a teenage girl with a tumblr blog.

The audience score is at 52% for Supergirl but 95% for Daredevil.

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>bvs will drown zootopia

>>81039055
RT doesn't use on-site critics. It's an aggregate site that takes what it views as the most reputable critics and combines their scores by pigeon-holing them into "positive" and "negative."

You can feel free to disagree their choice of critics, but they look pretty "legit" to me.

>>81038412
It's overproduced, meaning it's the product of top-down focus-grouped, screen-tested, statistically calculated, fan-pandering, executive-meddled, repeatedly-rewritten, obedient-director-on-a-leash, bandwagon-hopping bullshit.


This is a result of cynicism and a desperate flailing attempt by Warner Bros executives to rush out a competing product without having any real clue why their competition were successful.


If there's a one thing that I want /co/ to take away from this it's that if something sounds way too good on paper, then the movie was probably made on paper... by a committee of executives.

>>81038738
And he's not even close to other directors with those backgrounds. Fincher, Bay, and Gondry blow him away.

>>81039139
>trusting black nerds

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>>81039254
socks with sandles

>Movie did not have Shaquille O'Neil
>0/10

>>81039055
Fine. Metacritic puts it at 44, which is also low as shit.

>>81038085
WB should just quit making superhero films themselves. Farm it out to Disney like Sony did with Spider-Man.

>>81039162
It's okay

They'll replace him with Joss Whedon

>>81039204
>getting this easily baited by a retard trip

don't give him the (you)s he craves.

>>81039260
>trusting white nerds.

>>81039171
I counted the RT reviews that gave it a positive and negative after comparing it to Marvel.

Positive: 3
Rotten: 2

You're just being babies, blaming critics instead of the filmmakers.

>>81038272
Name one thing wrong with the room
>you can't

>>81039236
The critics themselves determine if their review is fresh or rotten, actually. Which is why you have 6/10 reviews that go either way.

>>81039080
Yes but "STRONG INDEPENDENT FEMALE" gets instant A+ from critics

>>81039294

Have you seen the movie?

>>81038412
I blame the fans who keep going out to see shit movies.

They're going to go out and watch this, despite knowing it's shit, and so they're only going to keep doing it.

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>>81038085
if this is true then I can take happiness in the fact that my neighbour who recently died of cancer a day ago who was a big batman fan did not have to see this shit film

>>81039162
They need to shop outside of the same store. WB only uses WB directors. I absolutely hate to say it, but JJ fucking Abrams would have been a better choice.

>>81039080
>>81039080

Don't wanna give it a bad review and lose your job for being a misogynist do you?

>>81039330

>A movie is shit because some hipster from LA said it was

>>81038353
Of course. You have to watch the movie to see that it's shit. Shit movies still make tons of money

So will this R rated directors cut for Blu-ray be better or worse than the theatrical release ?

>>81039278
would actually be a substantial improvement.

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>>81038085
First Sony.
Now WB.
Then Fox.
Once Disney has no competition...

>>81039288

I usually don't care, but just thinking there is someone somewhere that thinks he doing something with any form of value by keeping that shit on? It depress to a board with him.

I just really wish I could punch people on the internet, I will make the whole so much more fun, and you could actually help humanity by taking some shit out of the genepool

>>81039339
Too bad he's watching it from Heaven.
Unless he's into reincarnation. Or maybe he liked it.

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>>81039385
Think about that.

>>81039358
They have some good directors
>George Miller
>Alfanso Cuaron
That's all I can think of actually

>>81039339
>Have terminal cancer
>Huge fan of DC
>Can't wait to see the big crossover movie
>Friends and family manage to give enough money to travel to an early screening
>It's shit
>Dies in theater

>>81038353
>who cares about quality, look at the sales
I've said it once and I'll say it again, snyderfags are the sonyggers of /co/

>>81039089

Why are you so jealous of Marvel?

>>81039229
No, austismo, I'm talking about the Audience Score on BvS.

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>>81039275
>have DC movies be soulless cash grabs like their publisher counterparts.

I'd rather have what we're getting now than for DC movies to be another cookie cutter executive board directed, played safe, inoffensive blockbuster.

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>>81038085

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>>81038085
hey guys, remember when Goyer said 11 years ago that Batman Vs Superman is the ultimate sign they've run out of ideas?

At least this means DC still has control of DC for the time being.

>>81039459
Oh shit it's tied. $10 on Paul Blart!

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>>81039447
>I'd rather have what we're getting now

Yeah fucking right you tremendous faggot.

>>81039443

The movie hasn't officially been released in the US so why are you talking about the audience score already?

>>81038412
Warner Bros. for chasing after superhero movie money
That's why they made Green Lantern, that's why they made MoS, that's why they made this BvS, that's why they're making Justice League.

>>81039477
What?

>>81039447
This kind of reception gives DC a bad name. We don't need that shit. They need to cut their losses, let it go, massively retool their approach and start over.

>>81039526
Chasing after superhero movie money is not wrong, they're a business.

Doing it ineptly is.

>>81039489
>>the audience score only matters when I say it does

>>81038593
Fuck off Zack, Henry deserved better than what you gave him

>>81039536
Fuck starting over. They can only improve from here anyways.
Do you really want another batch of boring origin stories?

>>81039488
said the tremendous faggot that wants Disney to pretty much be the only film distributor in the world only because they made your favorite funny book movie for whatever reason.

>>81039438
The critics are literally mad at it for not being a Marvel movie. I want both companies to succeed mind you.

>>81039182
Most of them shit on it for not having any humor or light heartedness unlike MAHVEL. It's almost as if they expected DC to completely change their tone.

>>81039339
He probably saw the early reviews and simply gave up on life

>>81039275
WB should let DC go so they can't hold it back anymore.

>Rise of the Silver Surfer has a higher score

Just fuck my shit up, fahm. Just fuck it up.

>>81039254
new balance

>>81039423
Avengers 1 is better than literally everything Snyder has made.

While vastly inferior, so is AoU

>>81038358
Outside of the internet and especially this place, no one cares that it sucks

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Friendly reminder to set your 4chan filters to hide posts with the phrase "now that the dust has settled"

>>81039591
There are legit technical issues with it. Snyder's had these issues from day one.

>>81039479
Nah, check the average rating. The movie's scoring terribly, but the average review ratings are at least higher than Mall Cop. That the $250 million production is only barely scoring better than Paul Blart: Mall Cop is funny and tragic.

>>81038697
Eh, not really. Cinematographers only really handle the actually shooting and lighting.

Much of the style of a film is in it's blocking and editing.


The hollywood system isn't really set up to accommodate someone whose only gift is style.

Typically this kind of director might luck out and get a good script with good actors a few times.

Or maybe despite their handicap they'll makes something everyone can't help but like because their style is just so refreshing and interesting.

But eventually their other weaknesses will show. They'll make several stinkers in a row. All their movies will start to look the same. And then they'll get dumped into the pile of has-beens. There are a *ton* of former 'bigshots' in hollywood that have ended up just like that.


A film director is supposed to be an auteur. He has to do more than just 'make stuff look cool'. He has to control it all -- he has to do it all. Or at the very least, make up for his deficiencies by cultivating long-term relationships with writers, actors, cinematographers, etc that he can always work with.

>>81039618
People do man. You don't think casuals want a good DC movie like we do?

>>81039618
I've heard "normies" in public talk about how "Man of Steel was a terrible movie". Quoting verbatim.

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>>81038124

Because MoS was a mess of poor characterization and pacing that managed tol remain as a self contained movie whereas BvS is a clusterfuck of World's Finest, The Dark Knight Returns, Death of Superman and Justice League that was more concerned with setting up upcoming movies.

Basically another ASM2

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>>81039591
Most of them shit on it for being unintentionally ridiculous. There is plenty of humor, but in a "laugh AT the movie" way.

>>81039536
>This kind of reception gives DC a bad name
DC's bad name is that it's not Marvel & owned by major multimedia conglomerate. Guaranteed if they stay the course & fire Snyder, they might just get an average 70 RT score instead of what they're getting now.

>>81039653
This.
The real question is, would Larry Fong be a better director.

>>81039635
Damn shame. Kevin James' performance as the american icon really exemplified the ideal man. My favorite scene was when he battled Zod and the ashes of the city rained down on him as he kissed Adam Saddler.

>>81039618
Even my dad who's casual as fuck did not like MoS.

>>81039634
Yeah but that's not why it's 36%. It's probably at absolute best a 70% movie, but they're rating it that badly because they had preconceived notions of what a superhero movie is supposed to be, and to them, trying something and falling short is a lot worse than never trying at all.

>>81038386
>Quidvengers
It's Quipvengers. Get it right.

>>81039653
So there is no hope for Snyder

DC's never gonna shake the lame company reputation, huh

>>81038412
WB's & DC's trepidation to jump to release films in even competition with Marvel combine with an excessive amount of corporate meddling, along with leave Zack Snyder in charge of a project he is fundamentally incapable of doing well or correctly. They waited too long and misinterpreted why the Avengers did well while trying to preserve the mythic, mature feel of Nolan's Batman trilogy: something that doesn't work well in anything more than a film about Batman.

They tried to jump from Ironman to The Avengers and forgot to make the characters memorable or likable first, something Marvel had the benefit of other films to do first.

WB & DC had so much riding on this film that they forgot to check if it was good or not.

Zack Snyder, the writers, and the editors of this film do not understand Lex Luthor on any level and should never have included him in this film.

>>81038970
This, I don't know why so many memes of the RT scores, it's getting pretty crazy, and /tv/ is pretty unbearable now.

>>81039394
>>81039394
The great mouse is coming,
the great mouse is coming~

>>81038970
this is... not right. Daredevil is the best capeshit tv show yet. Supergirl i couldn't watch past episode 3 because terrible cg, black Jimmy, so campy, terrible wire stunts etc.

Man, justified or not, comprehensible or not, legitimate or not, all these Marvel comparisons must be burning a hole in Snyder and the producer's head.

Good.

>>81039618
I've seen people get mad at the mention of MoS. Remember some spic was like Superman is my favorite hero and shouldn't kill people.

>>81038085

As stated the reviews don't matter. This movie can have a rating of 19% and WB/DC would not give a flaming fuck, at all.

The only thing that matters is the box office gross. That's the only thing WB/DC is looking at right now. In order for this movie to be declared a success it has to hit a overall box office gross between 1 to 2 billion dollars.

The thing that you guys are ignoring is the user reviews which are around 80%. So that means a shit ton of casuals will pour their money into this film.

So show all the low metric scores you want but in the end this movie will be declared a success because it brought in a mad amount of $$$.

>>81039697
>anon in charge of knowing how to read RT scores

>>81039697
Or maybe it's just a bad movie?
Deadpool was a huge hit and took a huge risk by not being the typical superhero movie.

>>81039704
None whatsoever. He doesn't even have the benefit of the doubt that we gave George Lucas or Luc Besson

>>81038085
The 33% number is fucking meaningless. It's average is 5.2/10 which sounds about right.

This is why RT is fucking useless. People see the big shiny number and think that's the rating critics are giving it.

WAKE ME UP

>>81039727
you can watch DD without RT making the decisions for you. Are you a fucking sheep?

>>81039706
They'd have to stop being a lame company first.

Im trolling twitter

Majority of positive tweets are people coming out movie
Majority of negative tweets are people referencing reviews

Interesting disconnect

>>81039570

I hope youre only pretending to be this dumb

>>81039773
>This is why RT is fucking useless. People see the big shiny number and think that's the rating critics are giving it.
That's just an argument for people being stupid, not for the site itself being useless.

>>81039773
5.2 is still a pretty bad score.

Oh fuck off. 129 votes? That is not accurate. Who the hell do you think got early access? Movie critics. And pretty much every movie critic hates super hero movies. SO shut the fuck up till it comes out.

>>81039784
DC isn't in charge of the movies. Not even Marvel is now. DC is bound to WB and Marvel Studios is separate.

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I'm so sorry DC bros.

>>81039026
damn. I thought BvS was shit, but i'd gladly see BvS again for the action sequences than an Adam Sandler or any of his bud's movies in cinema.

>>81039765
What bad films has Luc Besson made?

>>81039792
i kept seeing tweets of people being buttmad at reviews and trying to stick it to critics by watching the movie as if they give a shit lel.

>>81039742

Should DC just sell out and start making Batman quip like Tony and Superman an insufferable patriot like Cap? Is that what it will take to get these hipster critics to not write rave reviews?

>>81039816
I'm saying they suck as a movie and comic company.

My dad may not read comics at all, but him saying the movie doesn't make sense since Batman shouldn't be able to stand a chance against Superman gives me life because he wanted to see MoS, but he doesn't want to see this train wreck.

>>81038849
The Room got an oscar nom because of rape culture thinky time.

>>81039812
>>81039773
>5.2

HYPERCRISIS

>>81039671
Not to be a dick but is WB not considered a major multimedia conglomerate?

>>81039671

>DC's bad name is that it's not Marvel & owned by major multimedia conglomerate.

DC isn't owned by a major multimedia conglomerate?! Jesus, nobody tell WarnerBrothers.

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>>81039773
>It's average is 5.2/10 which sounds about right.

A guy proposed to his girlfriend right before the movie started. She said yes obviously. By the end of the movie half of the room was empty.

>>81038474
Critics at the time. As in 1982.

>>81039859
MCU Captain America is a fantastic character, though.

>>81039872
Batman has kryptonite.

>>81039876
>>81039885
Oh boy.

>>81039872

What does this got do with the topic?

>>81039762
Deadpool had quips and jokes. The only thing that separates it and MCUshit is the swearing and violence.

>>81039895

He is insufferable in the avengers movies.

>>81039814
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/captain_america_the_winter_soldier_2014/
>89% certified fresh
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guardians_of_the_galaxy/?search=guar
>91% certified fresh
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/antman/?search=ant-
>80% certified fresh

They sure have a funny way of showing that.

Holy shit can you people think for yourselves? Who cares what the ratings are, if you so interested in seeing it that you are spending time to check its review and then post on a website asking other people's opinion just spend the 10 bucks and see it when it comes out and forget wasting all this time before hand.

Just because a bunch of critics say it fucking blows doesn't mean its true. Movies are an art form and art is subjective. Every single person on earth can say a movie is awful but their opinion is no more valid than yours.

>>81039872
My dad just hates capeshit in general, says its all for money.
He loved Nolan trilogy and was kinda ok with the first Iron Man.
I told him about Civil War and Dawn of Justice where the heroes are fighting each other.
He thought that was just the dumbest shit he's ever heard of and makes no sense.

>>81039859
They should start by writing them like their comic selves. You know, where Supes exudes confidence and trust, and not condescension and worry like he does. He doesn't need an arc, he needs to make every character he comes into contact with have one.

Also make Batman enjoy himself. He's broody all the time except when kicking ass and being smug that he planned it all all along, not go along for the ride.

Also, remove the fucking bleak filter.

>>81039895
He's a bland as shit character who has pants stuck up his ass

Oops, I'm not allowed to swear since he doesn't like swearing

>>81039876
AWWW SHIT

ANTI-LIFE EQUATION IN REAL LIFE

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>>81038085

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk

>>81039918
Everyone is. What is your point?

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THE DAMAGE CONTROL IS REAL

>>81039918
he turns into Captain Quip. That's why.

>>81039918
He's okay in the Avengers movies. He has at least one line in each showing how much he cares though.

That's two more than Superman. And that's Whedon. Fucking WHEDON did a better job at an earnest character. Think about that for a second.

>>81039954
>Not being a sheep who uses other opinions to validate his own means you're a crying DCuck lmao DC BTFO yet again!!!!!!!!!! xD

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Can someone edit this with a scene from BvS? Actually with the scene of Bats Supes and Wondy would be perfect.

>>81039859
How about they just write Superman better?

>>81039976
>A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT in how boring one superhero movie can be

>>81039963
Breh it aint a 9% like fan4stick or insurgent

no shame in quoting good review

>>81039976
>>81039963

>1.png 2.png

>>81039939
HAIRY CHESTED LOVE GOD

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tfw there's a alternate timeline in where Bruce Timm is in charge of the DC Movieverse

I wanna go there...

>>81039684
Would he?

>>81039920
X-men version:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/x_men_first_class/
>87% certified fresh
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/x_men_days_of_future_past/
>91% certified fresh
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/deadpool/?search=dead
>84% certified fresh

>>81039752
yeah but at 100k user reviews compared to mall cops nearly 400k it's not like its record breaking numbers

>>81039994

Dude your sodium levels are off the charts

it's okay bro. it's just a movie bro.

>>81039859
Batman is apparently alright in this movie except bat of murder

Superman shouldn't be a brooding frowning robot. He should be a man who exudes charisma and confidence, and is actually likeable. He can brood, be insecure, be unsure of himself, but it he shouldn't be doing it 24/7.

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Funny how people think all the reviews are bitching about lack of humor/not muh Marvel, when the worst ones are far nastier than that.

>>81039973

Nah Captain America is awful in the team-up movies and average at best in his own.

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>People are surprised

The moment that one trailer came out (You know the one) we all knew the ENTIRE plot of the film, and we knew it was going to be trash.

Anyone who didn't see this coming from a mile away is a dope

>>81039026
Wait is that critic consensus fake because I'm not seeing one

>>81039996
The Lex piss jar would be better.

Fucking Christ DC, get it together.

>>81039963

Yeah they should post that review of some nerd in glasses saying "WAIT FOR CIVIL WAR"

>>81040035
I'd say there's only 33% chance he could be worse.

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>>81038085
Jesus, just get me off this train. I want out.. I can't take this anymore. I'm supposed to go see BvS with my friend this week, and I'm going no matter what reviews say, but this is just depressing. Count me on for suicide watch along with Affleck and DC.

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>>81040075
>"Basically a dumpster fire."

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>>81040030

>There exists an alternate universe where WB wasn't run by complete mental deficients who saw how popular the DCAU was and decided to make a movie universe right there and then
>The people of that universe are about to sit down and watch Justice League :Final Crisis part 2

It hurts

>>81040094
>DC
>Not WB

>>81039918
>insufferable
Hey, language.

>>81040104
But nobody supported Fant4stic unlike this.

>>81039889
Thanks for the tale of intrigue, anon

>>81039339
sorry to hear that.

>>81040039
>DoFP higher than First Class

Fucking RT

>>81040056

No salt its just annoying that this sub is absolutely flooded with the exact same posts.

OMG OMG OMG Batman Vs Superman is horrible omg guys, guys omg, can you believe it? Lets have a total circle jerk about how terrible a movie is based off of a couple of lines I read by someone who saw the movie without any first hand experience.

I swear the majority of the people on this board are autistic.

>>81038085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

CONGRATULATIONS WB!

>>81040138

Then you're a fool. That was a trap so /tv/ could b8 with it later

>>81039112
>tells "shills" to get out
>going full damage control for BvS

Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black

>>81040104
Fant4stic was just another unsuccessful and completely unanticipated crack at making live action Fantastic 4 a thing.

Batman V Superman was supposed to be a big deal.

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>>81040131
Poor Henry, he seems like a nice chap.

>>81040117
>Not Batman v Superman, that fight sucked. The Stars of this movie are Doomsday and Wonder Woman!
The Fresh review is the meanest one there.

>>81040154
Look, I'm just a Marvel fan trying to cheer up the fanboys who are normally delusional and will defend anything DC to the death.
This isn't easy.

Ummm, well, at least it's not Catwoman?

Marvel movies really ruined comic movies. Because of the wide appeal many movie viewers are expecting quips, and SJW material in comic movies. Is BvS a masterpiece? No, but it is better than the first Avengers movie, and not as good as Wintersoldier. But critics eat quips and humor up.

I hope DC just scraps movies, and focuses on television shows. A showtime or HBO Constantine, or a well budgeted Batman or Superman series.

>>81040085
The one with Doomsday? Or the "Tell me, do you bleed?" one in April?

>>81040180
>not loving the horrible puns and scenery chewing of Batman and Batman Returns

>>81040180
still like returns, forever's bearable, B+R:death of batman is shit.

>>81040131
To be fair they already saw this Superman in a whole movie.

I would expect Spider-Man to blow everyone out of the water in a CW poll, with T'Challa placing better than his C-Tier status.

>>81040171
>I swear the majority of the people on this board are autistic.

Where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg

>>81038378
>implying Winter Soldier 2: Superhero Boogaloo will be bad

I want to believe but people were saying the same about BvS.

At least Civil War's directors delivered last time.

>>81040219

Doomsday. The one where the BIG REVEAL of General Zod's corpse was spoiled in the fucking trailer.

>>81040165
It's correct though.

>>81040228

Touche

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I LITERALLY have Zero Fucking Doubt there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, being deposited on so-called "Reviewer's" PayPal accounts as we speak, from some silly Disney subsidiary (if it was named Funtime Inc. it would be too poetic) that is too well hidden to prove anything because this is a conspiration.

This is how this happens.

This how a giant corporation kills art.

You are fucking seeing it: form opinions on drones without giving them a chance to make up their mind utilizing propaganda. Anyone not on Disney's picket and with a working brain will acknowledge BvS is really an amazing accomplishment of storytelling, but it has a lot more in common with William Wyler's Benn Hur than The Avengers. It is a story about humanity and not a comedy about people who only look human on the outside.

If anything WB was right about "normies" being unable to GET this movie. And it obviously (and painfully) goes over Marvel fans' head for the most part because its not carpeted with shiny bright lights and remedial attempts at comedy.

If Zach Snyder is guilty of anything, is of elevating the genre into something more abstract and artistic than western audiences can handle.

It's a real shame 4chan can't see past Disney's deception. It proves once for all this place is filled with little more than half-witted consumerist drones .

>>81040103
That'll show em how smart you is

https://youtu.be/f0X-8tSgiuA

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>>81040216
>Is BvS a masterpiece? No, but it is better than the first Avengers movie,

>>81040216

>am I out of touch?
>No, it's the children who are wrong

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>>81040171
>this sub

>>81040171
>this sub
>>>/r/4chan

>>81040192
Well, ummm...
At least it's not ASM2?

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>>81039435
>this ACTUALLY HAPPENED http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/batman-v-superman-sick-fan-saw-film-before-he-died-thanks-to-zack-snyder-a6943806.html

>>81038198
I don't think Marvel can buy bad reviews at this point. Has anyone of their mediocre movies gotten a certified rotten?

Singers X-Men are much the same.

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>>81040216
No anon. For all Marvel's cookie cutter bullshit, at least their 1 formula has a coherent story (unlike BvS), all the actors like being there (unlike Henry Cavill), and have directors who don't tell their editors "just fuck my shit up" (unlike Snyder).

This film is badly scripted, badly directed, badly edited shit. But hey, at least the cinemtography is kinda cool, amirite?

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>>81039597
> mfw this is possible
> mfw that's maybe what happened

>>81040259
Avengers was fun, yes. But it fell apart in hindsight. I'll see if my stance on BvS changes after i see it in 3D tomorrow. A second-viewing gives perspective.

But i actually really enjoyed the movie when i saw it tonight. It felt mature, less reliant on jokes and "safe" storytelling to market a mass appeal.

I'd expect a lot of complains from normies, but the people i've talked to so far and the people posting examples on here makes me surprised given the potential for stuff going over peoples heads in this movie.

>>81040254

The levels of denial on display here are impressive.

>>81040259
>>81040273
If you really thought the first Avengers was a good movie you have shit taste. Winter Soldier is by far the best MCU movie, followed by Antman. BvS is probably an 7.5/10 and the MCU movies are on average a 7, but get praised for some reason. I am actually a Marvel Fag, except Supes is my favorite all around hero. Just saying this before ppl call me a DC drone.

>>81040319
>BvS is a Golgom plot

>>81040254
>If Zach Snyder is guilty of anything, is of elevating the genre into something more abstract and artistic than western audiences can handle.
how can one man have all this autism?

>>81040307
That sounds like the guy that wanted to see Force Awakens before he died.

There is so much bait in this thread top kek.

I can't even tell who is serious and who isn't.