Star Wars General

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>tfw Ahsoka has one week to live

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CUTE

>>81034427
Can't wait!

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>>81034427

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>The Ghost crew still has yet to go whomp womp rats with Ben Kenobi on Tatooine
They know we want this and yet they still haven't done it. What the fuck?

>>81034385
the model does not physically connect with the ghost

at that scale it would be too delicate, so the ghost model just has the phantom permanently integrated. the other model of the phantom is a seperate entity that happens to come packaged.

Some clever people have done work with magnets to let it detach.

the rules of the game do allow the phantom to start docked

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You can see equipment on the set reflected in the armor

>>81034374
We know Kanan won't kill Inqui/ss/itor, but what do you think the body count's going to be for their side?
I personally think 5B and that third one in the trailer are going to bite it, possibly by Ezra as a catalyst for losing his shit.

>>81034530
BRAVO JJ
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>>81034498
>Some clever people have done work with magnets to let it detach.
Can you show me this? That sounds interesting as fuck.

Also are you the same anon who showed me how to use magnets to tilt the ships like B-Wings? If so, thank you so much, pic related.

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>>81034581
I want them both!

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Daily reminder that she's barely even a character.

>>81034530

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Zombie Christ in a hand-basket!

At least they had the right of mind to edit out the camera and set dressings on 3PO in ROTS.

>>81034530
>>81034592
GOTTA GO PRACTICAL

CGI IS THE ENEMY

>>81034374
Calling it a catch all general is just inviting shitposting, it happened before and it'll happen again.

>>81034686
Shut up you fucking idiot.

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>>81034530
B R A V O
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This week's episode of Star Wars Rebels was brought to you by Jon Peters.

>>81034686
>Calling it a catch all general is just inviting shitposting

These threads are already 70% shitposting, as 70% of it's regulars are completely fucking stupid.

Making meta posts invites the most shitposting, I think anyway.

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>>81034427
>Ahsoka has one week to live

Who told you that? Because Ashley says otherwise.

BUY THE SHIRT

>>81034568
I find it hilarious that one of the most super scary gangs in the galaxy are the Kanji Club. Nothing more dangerous than a weeaboo with a gun.

>>81034686
The only one shitposting is you man. We called ourselves a general last thread and nothing happened. Heck, I don't think anyone noticed.

>>81034720
>>81034733
>>81034748
What the hell? Either that some great hiveminding or someone has a pass.

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>>81034720
>>81034733
>>81034748
Tell that to Kanjiklub

>>81034581
>You like orange buttcheeks, don't you squidward?

>>81034603
Okay, confession: my memory was a tiny bit off, but it still could be magnetized.

The "molded onto the ghost" part of the phantom is able to be detached without too much damage to the ghost. A steady hand could reasonably do something with this. I imagine a more comprehensive guide might show up sooner or later.

http://imgur.com/a/0M3Tw

>>81034880
Just wait.

So, the spiders were supposed to symbolize the Dark Side, right? And how Ezra tries to reach out and reason with it or control it, finding out the hard way that it just doesn't work that way?

>>81034686
If it makes you feel any better the old TCW threads were often just flat out labelled Star Wars General. The reason for naming it Rebels wasn't to fool anyone or avoid shitposters, trust me they know full well we're here, it was a reminder that Star Wars is /co/ related.

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>>81034889
Maybe I will.

>>81034581
Who's the one on the left?

>>81034987
A teenage fan.

>>81034880
>hiveminding

No, it's that everyone agreed you were a fucking idiot.

>>81034944
I think more a reminder that not everything wants to be friends. Some things are uncontrollable, like a force of nature. Also as they stated a reminder that there are more things in the galaxy and the Force than Ezra dreams of in his philosophy

>>81035019
Oh.

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Is there anyone involved in Star Wars qt-r than her?

>>81035095
Oh god, they made a shirt of that...

>>81034978
ur a dead mon

>Malachor backstory
>Maul
>Inquistors
>Ezra and Maul
>Vader vs Ahsoka
>45 minutes to cover all that and who knows what else

Hope it doesn't feel rushed

>>81035146
I'm 90% sure that Ashley is involved in the production of all Star Wars clothing

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>>81035095
Carrie Fisher was pretty qt back in the day.

Ever see Blues Brothers?

>>81035235
I get the feeling the characters will get separated in order to fit that in better.

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>>81035292
Ha, I can believe it. But what percentage of our memes is she personally responsible for?

It's also amusing how it looks like Ahsoka is checking out Ashley's butt here >>81035095 . Takes one fine set of cheeks to know another?

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>Grevious beating Kallus 82-18
Are you kidding me?

>>81035322
Blame Ezra. He touched the obelisk after they told him not to.

Hopefully it is a Sith Temple and it behaves like the Jedi Temples do, wrapping you in visions, but it's not as kind or gentle as the Jedi Temples. Not remotely.

>>81035374
Ain't it great? I have the pipe dream of him beating Boba, too.

>>81035374
That sounds about right. Grievous has cool factor going for him in his design and his actions, doesn't matter if he chumped a bit in the movies. He also has a strong following build up over the years.

Kallus, however more compelling his story might feel at the moment after a certain episode, just doesn't have that.

>>81035374
>Are you kidding me?
No, because lets be honest, at least General Grievous is a fun and fairly badass character. I liked Kallus, but his character dropped the ball too much to be seen as a credible threat this season.

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>>81035292
She only makes stuff for girls, though.

Yub Nub.

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>>81035374
I see nothing wrong here

>>81035479
I think what you mean to say she makes stuff for the little girl we all wish we were inside. She calls to us, taunts us, and in the end some of us break down and buy her pretty things for ourselves.

>>81035374
You talking shit about my husbando?

>>81035523
I would buy that Ewok thing for her.

>>81034530
Give a hand to the guy who is now unemployed in the props department

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>>81035492
I don't even know the source for these. All I know is that I love it.

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>>81035523
Basically this.

>you will never enjoy sweets with Ashley and the rest of your platoon

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>>81035374
>He doesn't Believe in Grieve(ous)

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where do they get all this clay

>>81035734
From Pottery Barn, I mean Skywalker Ranch.

>>81035734
>that Imperial theme when he gets annoyed at the fence

DARTH EZRA COMING IN

>>81035644
I'm a bit curious how many dudes have bought the Ahsoka hoodie.

No new episode today?

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>>81035910
>I'm a bit curious how many dudes have bought the Ahsoka hoodie.

Just one.

>>81035734

More pottery in this scene than in all the antiques stores in the world.

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STREAM WHEN

>>81035920

There's a new ep. It's up on Kisscartoons already if you wanna go see it.

>>81035954
She made a special Ahsoka suit just for him.

Not going to say how many Jersey Shore oompa loompas were Buffalo Billed to make it, either

>>81036003

http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Star-Wars-Rebels-Season-2/Episode-19?id=69251

Been up for a while, anon.

>>81036110
That's not a stream retard.

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>>81035954
I would use it while I masturbate tbqhwy

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>>81035479
>She only makes stuff for girls, though.

Then Ill jut be a girl when I wear her stuff.

>>81036136

Um... yes it is.

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Quite a few problems in TCW and rebels can be solved with pick related.

Why is there so little of this simple problem solving?

>>81036182
Do you even browse these threads? You do know every time there's a new episode we always stream it or have someone stream it

>>81035734
Do you think the show has the balls to finish all these pots? If any of these pots get finished, it's a pretty big change to the show.

>>81036207
They mentions initiative base delta zero in the first season.

>>81036250
I think they already ordered S3, so maybe 1 pots gets done. The rest go in the oven for later.

>>81036370
Which pot do you think gets finished? The Kanan fuckin dies pot or the Ezra to the darkside pot?

When's Recon?

>>81036617

Half hour from now.

>>81036223

Yeah, I do. Just cause' it isn't live doesn't mean it ain't stream, jackass.

>>81036677
When people say "stream when" they're asking when that stream is gonna start up, not for a place to watch the episode. They like watching it with others. Asshole.

Didn't see the rock music coming.

Who is more likely to die next week, Ahsoka or Kanan?

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/swr/, can you please do me a favor?

Next week, when the episodes are posted online, can you refrain from posting spoilers for the finale outside of tags? Since I get the episode links from these threads, I want to watch the finale with as few spoilers as possible.

Thanks.

>Alright Gang, let's split up

Damnit Kanan, you should know better than this.

>>81036882
Kanan definitely.

The Hera goodbye, the "you aren't my enemy Kanan", Ezra going dork side.

Shit will hit the fan, and for all the people that expect Ahsoka to bite it, i'm almost certain Ezra will kill Kanan or Maul kill Kanan and Ezra kill Maul

>>81037016
He was just channeling his inner Scooby Doo

>>81037016
Malt Shop

>>81037066
>Ezra kill Maul
What an anti-climactic way for Maul to go.

>>81037069
FPJ at it again

>>81037125
When shit goes down Maul should just leave.
That's his thing, he always survives!

>>81036951
Look man, I'm gonna do my best to spoiler everything that has to do with the finale, but if you want to remain spoiler-free until you're ready, then you're going to have to do an internet blackout.

>>81037195
I much rather Vader finally put him out of his misery.

>>81036882
The fact that people are even asking this question shows that the staff did their work well. They've thrown doubt and uncertainty onto the "Ahsoka dies" hype train. Will it derail or will plow through like Vader's saber into her orange ___heart___

>>81037195

Except this period in time for him is the best time to die. He's lived longer than anyone expected. He cannot survive this series. He's a Sith Lord, he has to be gone before the events of ROTJ.

Kanan will get injured and put into a coma. Maul dies in S3E01. Ahsoka is fine.

source: I am Star Wars

So what happened to Dicer

did she died?

>>81037345
well rex was alive so clearly these guys don't eat people and thus she's fine too :)

>I promise

Shit, never make promises to the ones you love. Not in this universe.

>>81037345
she got DICED

>>81037345
She was filled with eggs

>>81037345
The script forgot about her.

>>81037345
They cloned her from existing templates, same thing they do every time an A-Wing pilot dies.

>>81037345
Phoenix Squadron are all mooks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob90p0SoMpY

New recon

>>81037345
Raped and murdered by spiders anon, let her go, she is dead, all our waifus are dead ALL

>>81037345
>So what happened to Dicer
She was most likely eaten by being turned into soup. Or is now filled with spider eggs.

This is why I can't stand bug planets.

>Spiders that can take full on shots from the Ghost.

Aren't you glad we don't live on a planet with those fuckers.

>>81037314
The fact he's alive even now is absurd. They could contrive his survival all the way into the post-RotJ timeline if they wanted to. I hope they don't do that.

Hopefully he finally fucking dies soon.

>>81035374
Round 2 will be:
>Obi-Wan vs Artoo
>Luke vs Han
>Yoda vs BB-8
>Rey vs Poe
>Vader vs Jabba
>Palpatine vs Maul
>Kylo vs Phasma
>Boba vs Grievous

Screencap this.

>>81037482
Those death flags.

>>81037482
>Just kidding, let's go bug him

Based Andi
Also, what do they mean by a Jedi focus season? I mean, i fucking love Kanan, Ezra and Ahsoka but i can't think of a way they would hold the show together with just them.

And man, that callback to the clone wars movie, that makes me, nostalgic...

>That commercial for the season finale
The fuck was that shit, anybody else catch that?

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>>81037482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBknAcTaMiI

>>81037720
No, what did you see anon

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>>81034530
that' why Jango was dull grey.

>>81037536
>They could contrive his survival all the way into the post-RotJ timeline if they wanted to

Nnnno they can't. That would contradict the whole point of Anakin existing. The Sith cannot survive past that point. The Sith end forever with Sidious and Vader. Darth Maul needs to die before those events.

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>>81037482

>>81037482
The day FN-2187 learned what death is really like your best squadmate shits himself as he dies and them smears feces all over your helmet.

>>81037753
Talk of Temples,forbidden knowledge,talking sith holocrons,cross sabres,maul and more crazy shit.

>>81037771
>dull grey

It was standard metallic, not grey. Deathwatch was grey. Phasma's armor is fucking chrome.

>>81037793
What sucks is that this whole thing has already been explains elsewhere during season 1. They wasted the last question before the finale on season 1 trivia.

>>81034374
MFW

>Kanaan dying
>Ahsoka lives
>Ahsoka trains Ezra

>>81037482
>no character development for Andi

BOOO

>>81037793
>That look of absolute shame and submission

>>81037881
>killing off Kyle Katarn 2.0

pls no

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What could it mean?

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>>81037881
>tfw nobody dies or turns evil and the whole thing is a massive blueballing

>>81037941
you know Pablo likes it

>>81037776
Anon, you just don't get how this works. That's fine. I'm here now, I'll educate you.

Maul actually shows up on Endor having sensed something major was going down with the Force and managed to learn through a series of artful infiltrations and murders that a new Death Star was being constructed.

He was actually there when the Death Star exploded watching from a break in the forest. Suddenly he sees a bright speck in the sky. Turns out this was Sidious' frozen but still very much alive through the Force body which comes shrieking from the heavens and slams into Maul. They both go spinning and by pure happenstance land right on top of Vader's funeral pyre which erupts in even greater flames and, let's be honest, screaming. Luke happened to have his back turned whips around, a solemn look of awe on his face as he comments about how this must be the Force fully burning away his father's sins.

>>81037953
IT RHYMES

>>81037953
>What could it mean?
Another dead Husbando.

>>81037776
Maul isn't exactly a Sith proper anymore though, is he? You're not really wrong, but that's why I emphasized 'contrive.'

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>>81034374
Ahsoka Tano is NOT going to die and here is why:

1. She's had barely any screen time and right now stands at about 4-5 episodes out of 18 shown. This is way too little screen time for a character who was a recurring character in the last series.

2. Palpatine told Darth Vader that "They needed Ahsoka to lead them to more lost Jedi" and "This is opportunity that they cannot miss". This reflects the conversation that Vader and Palpatine had in Empire Strikes Back with Luke Skywalker AKA son of Anakin. Ahsoka can't do this if she is dead.

3. People who encounter Vader the first time don't die by his hands. Obi Wan survived his encounter in RotS. Leia survived her encounter in ANH. Han and Luke survived their first encounter in ESB. Even Kanan and Ezra survived their encounter with Vader in the beginning of Season 2. Ahsoka wouldn't die right there and she is far more powerful than 95% of those people.

4. Ahsoka has still stories to tell like the last time she and Anakin saw each other. This was most likely during the kidnapping to Palpatine by General Grevious. Filoni confirmed that this was a story he wanted to tell about Ahsoka that can't be told if she is dead

5, Barriss Offee is still a thing and this would be an opportune moment to use Ahsoka's former friend to have her return back and fight with Ahsoka again on the dark side. Why waste an return of a former friend who has turned to the dark side?

>>81037953
>they still dont kiss

>>81037953
BAN HUGS NOW

>>81037953
Filoni slowly becoming Lucas

>>81037482
You've got to love that throughout the entire recon they're playing one of Star Wars most iconic sad tunes.

Seriously guys, stop it. Stop what you're doing to us.

>>81037953
I'm not prepared for losing Kanan, he has been an amazing guy, plz, plz don't kill him

>>81037953
That Zeb aint getting no damn hug from Hera after Kanan dies.

>>81038007
You didn't had a better pic?

>>81038007
Nice Copypasta. Faggot.

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Canderous, new episode stream when

>>81038065
I used the other picture on another thread.

>>81038070
I posted it on another thread on purpose. It's my statement.

Kind of funny how Dieser sounds like Ashley channeling Barriss' VA.

>>81038061
Instead it's Sabine?

>>81037953
RIP IN PEACE KANAN

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This episode had pretty great music

God damn it why did they leave Dicer behind

She had a cute accent and a cute donk

>>81038122
dicer got diced

>>81038115
Only if it's more than just hugging, sure.

>>81037482
Spider Maul behind Andi

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>>81035701
>tfw Ashley is married

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>>81038113
Which of course it was, well, Ashley. Did sound a bit like Barriss' accent.

And poor Deiser. Nobody will remember your name. Maybe if we use a mnemonic device such as, oh, you die in this episode.

>>81038082
>Canderous

Not canon

>>81038228
I'm taking about the dude who controls the stream we use, sleemo

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>>81038214
>Ashley is married

And to an alpha pro athlete.

Nobody dies.
Ashoka is captured by Vader after he gives her yee old Darh Maul treatment.
He can't kill her because she was always kinda on his side and never really was accounted by Sheev.
Vader hides her somewhere on a remote planet.
It all totally would make sence and if needed Ashoka could be alive forever since, after all, she was brought inbetween cannon movies so she would look just fine after death of Sheev.

Episode felt a bit like a kotor sidequest

>>81038249
it's weird, if Canderous isn't in we can always count on cAnon for the streams, but it may have to do with not having a DL for the new ep, which is really weird

>>81038293
>cAnon

Not

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Why does it look like IGN's review of the episode was written by a 5th grader?

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/24/star-wars-rebels-the-mystery-of-chopper-base-review

>laser batteries that destroy fighters
>not able to one shot some fucking spiders

Is the Ghost the worst ship of all time?

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>>81038259
>Ahsoka is /sp/ related

i'm ok with this

>>81038421
these are the same people that marked a fighting game down for "Overwhelming mechanics"

IGN is shit.

MEGA WHEN

>>81037482
>That Chopper segment

I didn't see that shit coming

The next episode preview in Rebels Recon made me die a little inside.

That pottery.

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>>81037482
>that preview
Hot damn alot of nothing

>>81038431
Organics that are immune to blaster fire happen. Just be glad they weren't immune to lightsabers.

>>81038552
Pottery, anon. Talking about experience is one of their first conversations together so it's only fitting this is their last conversation before she dies.

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>>81035095
Gwen ofc

But I'm biased because I like women taller than me a lot

>>81038161
More like die sir

>>81038523
Just more evidence that Snoke is Chopper. Crazy little murder bot's pulling a wizard of oz on the whole First Order.

http://strawpoll.me/7168024

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>>81038268
>Potential for Ahsoka being Vader's cum slave ruined

Dropped.
You had one job Disney.

>>81038268
>Vader hides her somewhere on a remote planet.
Nah. She should get wrecked.

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>>81038669
>Rex outlives fucking everyone
I didn't want this

>>81038759
It'd be short due to that accelerated ageing

>>81038281
During this episode, I actually started thinking about that quest where you are solving some puzzle about band mates on Taris. I don't know why I started thinking about it.

>>81038729
This might have been hot, if not for the jacked up face. I mean seriously, she has the face of a trailer park hooker on meth.

>>81038729
I don't think Vader can cum any more.

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>>81038699
she's my favorite Jojo character

>>81038699
>be 6'4''
>Even Brienne of Tarth isn't taller
>Want to for once have a crush on someone who I'd have to kiss up rather than down with

Feels bad man.

>>81038961
You're a foot taller than me anon and I still have your problem

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>>81035095
Luke

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>>81034427

>Master, it's me, your cute apprentice Ahsoka! Don't you remember?

>>81038929
You under estimate the power of the Force.

Hera was being a real Felicity this episode.

Brief new trailer from after the last episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwFeAAH8-Tk

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>>81038961
I'm not even 5'9' and I've never met any girl taller than me, to be fair I live in the middle of nowhere in the slav equivalent of Texas though.

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>>81038102
>I posted it on another thread on purpose. It's my statement.
Nah, you've done this before, same bullet points and porn images by the same artist, now you just refined it.

>>81039120
>That hivemind voice
What the shit dick was that?
Did Ezra just accidentally the Thought Bomb?

>>81039146
And those are my statements you idiot. I never denied that at all.

>>81038961
I'm sorry, anon. Your life sounds miserable.

I myself have only made it with a woman who towers over me once.

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>>81039120
>vader at the end

MAY THE HYPE BE WITH YOU

>power to destroy life is in your hands
What is this Gary stu dialogue

>>81038759
That's because the kaminoans originally bred them with fucking potential in mind so in case the army thing fell through they could repurpose and sell their stock as gigolos. Even Jedi hearts give out from non-stop hours and hours of sex before a clone's heart does.

>>81034628
Daily reminder that she's a character that shouldn't exist anyway because a fake Mando is fake.

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Can anyone translate this?

Fuck, you guys.
That episode was totally a setup for Kanan getting offed.

I can't deal.

>>81039233
It says BEND OVER

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>>81039212
>Ezra has the knowledge of Life Drain forced into his skull

>>81039186
No one likes copypasta idiots that spam it, that shit is just fucking cancer on the best of days.

>>81039039
I seriously want Mark's confidence and sense of security but I always feel like I'm not as attractive as I could be for it

Also

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwFeAAH8-Tk

Twilight of the Apprentice commercial

I love how in Obi-Wan and Anakin they call Skywalker a Sky Gift and think they've rendered him powerless by tossing away his lightsaber.

That worlds collective necksare doomed

>>81039239
Kanan is not going to die. He's going to put into a coma like Finn.

>>81039233
Bosco Face

>>81039233
Boscoface

Either he's some popular Lasat political figure or he's some hipster Lasat musician cribbing political iconogrophy for the sake of irony.

>>81039323
Don't you mean like Han

>>81038759
At least he doesn't outlive Kix.

>>81039354
Han isn't in a coma, he's dead but he will be reanimated as a CGI Harrison Ford for ep 15.

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>>81039120
>yfw the creepy voice is Treya

>>81039352
It might just be - now hear me out here - a Lasat sex act.

I mean let's be honest here.

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>Oh hey guys this may be our last mission
>We're going away but we'll be back
>I promise we'll be back
>N-no... we need to get used to them not being here...
>D-don't worry, they'll be back...

>Twilight of the Apprentice
>Ezra and Kanan come back to the Ghost crew safe and sound
Post your reaction when this happens

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Has Obi-wan and Anakin been storytimed yet?

>>81039360
Poor Kix, he woke up in a world that nearly all his brothers might be dead, except for a few, just a few, that might be aided by machines to keep on living. As well as being witness to the First Order destroying a large portion of the New Republic.

Are clones made just for suffering?

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>>81037992

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>>81037793

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>>81039440

>>81039119
Fuck off.

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>>81038699
Shame she got casted as what's essentially a throwaway mook, though. Maybe at least the SW creed will allow her to get more decent roles later on?

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>>81039440

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>The opening sparring match is the first on-screen appearing of a lightsaber in training mode. It has a dimmer shine and produces a different sound; upon contact, it stings but does not cut or burn.

>>81039527
>Meanwhile, on Korriban
>GWRAAAAH! MY ARM!

>>81036110
>please don't block ads on kisscartoon!
OH FUCK YOU
THE FUCKING NERVE

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>>81039566
That's how the Dark Side rolls: training wheels are for pansies.

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>>81039440

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>>81039566
>Meanwhile on Korriban
>crickets chirping and tumbleweeds rolling by
FTFY

>>81039527
So Lightsabers have a safety after all? Well that changes things.

>>81039613
I use toonova.

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>>81039666
Gotta check beneath the sands, Satan.

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Who is the best Star Wars and why is it this guy?

>>81039666
>Meanwhile on Korriban
>Revan, I swear to god. I swear to god Revan. Please. PLEASE. Tell me you didn't take the last slice of pizza
>Just be honest with us, Revan
>Revan. I don't even KNOW why we even allow you here. But I swear to- I SWEAR REVAN. I swear to Marga FUCKING RAGNOS

>>81039566
"PICK IT UP YOU FUCKING PANSY! IT WAS CHO SUN TODAY, SAI TOK TOMORROW!"

>>81039473
Yes, it's in this thread.

https://desustorage.org/co/thread/80976628/

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>>81039719
>Gotta check beneath the sands

YOU FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

>>81039759
>Yeah, and what are you going to do about it? Sick a bunch of Collicoids on me?
>Did somebody say Collicoids!?

Seeing as Recon is already out and Canderous hasn't shown up, I am setting up a stream of the new episode now.

Also, for those who were asking before, yeah, we will probably have a TFA stream sometime soon.

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All the Jedi get killed and Zeb and Kallus become the main characters.

>>81038523
I thought it'd be a reveal for Chopper merch
>Everything went better than expected

>>81039874
>Just started DLing TFA
Damn it. I want to rewatch it with you lot

>>81039809
thanks senpai

>>81039874
based cAnon here to save the day

>>81039898
>Just started DLing TFA

Why? You know what you could do with 10 gigs on your hard drive?

>>81039666
>"And on your left, you'll see the last tomb on our tour, the tomb of Naga Sadow."
>"Ooooh!"
>"Despite being known for bringing the Ancient Sith back to Republic Space in a tide of conquest, all he placed in his tomb was apparently a shitty blade with poison in it, and some hunk of metal in the back with no discernible purpose. MOVING ON to Tulak Hord's resting place..."

>>81039874
>just started torrenting the episode
well shit

>>81039892
Hey, whatever happened to Kallus?

>>81039934
10 gigs? It's 2 for me?
Are you guys DLing it from somewhere else?

>>81037971
>Blueballing
More like Blue harvest.

>>81039992
He's off to be depressed by the realization that he is Just Another Imperial that has no real friends

>>81039992
The meteorite thing he took with him gave him turbocancer and he died two days after returning the Empire

>>81037572
Phasma already lost retard.

>>81040012
Blueballing is denial. Blue Harvesting is milking us dry

One or the other is coming. And so might we.

>>81038281
I thought I was the only person in the world that felt that way.

It reminded me of clearing those OP Kinrath on Kassyk

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>>81039934
>10 gigs

The one I have currently is like 3.48gb

>>81040055
I skimped for the 600mb version. Do I win the least fan award or is that reserved for anyone that says, "Wait, there was a new star wars movie?"

>>81037572
You, uh, haven't actually checked it have you? The round two entries have already been decided

BB-8 and Phasma both got BTFO

>>81040005
You know how much porn you could watch with 2 gigs? Better use of an evening if you ask me.

>>81040055
One I'm currently DLing/torrenting is 2.10
I don't know where he's getting 10 gigs from

>>81038061
Go away JJ.

>>81039911
You're welcome mate.

>>81040055
What a fat ship, I hope it was bullied because of it.

>>81038024
I have noticed his chin as been bulgier lately.

>>81040019
>Just Another Imperial that has no real friends

>Imps are just losers with no friends
This is really funny to me.

>Malachor
HOLY FUCK KOTOR AND KOTOR 2 ARE CANON AGAIN?
THANK YOU BASED FILONI

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>>81040139
There is a 10.9 gb one, one of the first to get released. It's mostly for those who want extremely crisp video quality

>>81040159
I hope you get bullied for such a shit opinion

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>>81040212
Hey look everyone, it's this bait again.

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>>81038122

> REX: ...at least there's nothing trying to kill us.
> (cut to next scene)
> (Deiser, in a RED SHIRT)

We all knew it. It's long trained brain patterns. And we all loved her since Ashley did the voice acting. Brain patterns. Cannot escape them.

>>81040147
You're still not getting a medal either, Chewie. I don't care if you did learn to type basic.

That one you bought off hondoBay and palmed off on that one kid doesn't count.

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>>81040212

>>81039874
Thanks cAnon, much apreciated

>>81037482
>dat chopper-cam

Jesus Christ How Horrifying

Also, when did Rex EVER outrank Ahsoka?

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>>81040266
obligatory

>>81040212
Stop now before your hopes are too high. That's not how it works.

>>81040266
Well thank goodness he survived the Death Star and Sheev got him that skin graft.

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>>81040233
Whatever, fatty.
Can you even jump into hyperspace with all that bulk?

>>81040213
the resistance blasters would look so much better without that stupid plastic tip on the scope. Its too opaque to be some type of glass or crystal of some sort.

>>81040281
Probably when she left the Jedi and thus the Republic military. If she worked with them again at Mandalore (among other places) I would assume she wouldn't have rank anymore.

>>81040281
In experience, anon. The only thing that counts.

>>81040304
Look at that sexy beast
Unf

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>>81040304
Quite easily yes. And I don't lose to A-Wings or fall upside down onto desert planets.

>>81040212
You wrote that tweet didn't you?

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>>81040314

The best part of this episode is that the spider critter didn't just cocoon Rex or lay eggs in his gullet (that we know of) bust juts wanted to hug him as it took a nap.

Still no hope for Deiser. And she didn't even go out screaming, "FOR THE REBELLION!"

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>>81038759
Well yeah, he's gotta be there for the Battle of Endor

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>>81040341
Well, at least I didn't get fucked up by a traitorous stormtrooper and lose a collaborator of the rebellion.

P.S. How's that Hangar Bay of yours doing? Still getting blaster shots buffed out, right?

So, /co/ what are the odds of Kallus becoming a good guy AND LIVING???

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Found this on DeviantAut

>>81040449
>Still no hope for Deiser.
No, it's cool, they just wanted her to be their spider-waifu. She will be pampered and treated like a princess.

You know, when they're not raping her.

>>81040520
about the same as navigating an asteroid belt safely.

>>81039514

She's in Episode VIII, dumbass.

>>81040520
Same chance of any of us fucking Ahsoka.

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>>81040539
why is the clone commander wearing parachute pants?

>>81040482
>Hero of the Clone Wars demoted to Rebel foot soldier

I don't think so.

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>>81040341
>>81040486
Will you two fuck already?

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Just a small heads up;

That supposed TFA stream may be happening within the next two hours. Let's pray Disney doesn't assassinate my upload. I'll be playing the new Rebels Episode + Recon before then. I'll let you guys know when it is going down.

>>81040614
You never know when you need to go into Hammer-time.

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>>81040486
Repairs are going as planned. Ahead of schedule actually. Too bad they can't repair decades old rubble and exploded debris.

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>>81040539
>heavy trooper
>fat cheeks
>that's it

>>81040572
Uhhmmm... 25%?

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>>81040649
>>81040486
WOULD YOU KIDS PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN

WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH SPACE LENO

>>81040625
You know countless Rebel soldiers were veterans of the Clone Wars?

>>81040557
Do you really think Phasma will be more than a mook aound Grievous level tops in it though? Especially when it's quite possible there'll be a large focus on Knights of Ren, and there might be new minor villains introduced on top of that? I love Christie but the other anon is right, she's playing an expandable jobbing henchman.

To be fair it's not the only bad casting of a good actress though, Lupita playing an advice muppet is a pretty dumb idea too.

>>81040694
I admire your optimism.

>>81040689

>NORMIES GET OUT

>>81040689
BOY, HE BOUTTA DO IT

Man why don't they make armor out of whatever the fuck those spider things were?
Able to resist fucking ship blasters? Sign me up.

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last scan for tonight

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>>81040698
>>81040649
>>81040486
>>81040627
Keep it down you fuckers, I'm watching It's Always Sunny in Mos Eisley over here

M E G A W H E N

>>81040703
Yeah? And how many of them were Captain Rex?

>>81040732
*stormies

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>>81040649
>Repairs are going as planned
It's too bad you have a piss-poor Dark Side user that can't even control himself and destroys your panels every time he throws a tantrum, like a child. I mean really, and he says he wants to emulate Lord Vader? Pssh, I don't think so.

Is Star Wars back to being for nerds? Have normies moved on to other things while they wait for rogue one?

>>81040753
not gonna lie, I want one of those commander jackers

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>>81040773
Sweet, what episode?

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>>81040544

We never saw Deiser die. Those spider thingies did not kill Rex. There is still hope.

At least there should have been. But as soon as Rex got kidnapped everyone suddenly forgot why he went out there in the first place.

Kids today. The attention span of a ... ---now what was a sayin?

>>81040820
Do you know how well the comics are selling, Anon?

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Hey guys, how's it going?

>That Vader's theme at the end of the episode today
IT'S HAPPENING
OH GOD IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>81040642
godspeed cAnon, godspeed

>>81040859
Normies do not read comics.

>>81040874
So, how many Death Stars is that?

>>81040544
Sometimes these threads feel like Spot the Anon from /tg/. If she had elf ears like Fay it would be a certainty.

>>81040874
Makes me think of the death star cross section where they show offduty stormtroopers had illegal swoop races or something in the huge ventilation shafts.

>>81040874
>SDSD Freudian Nightmare
Every time

>>81040874
Christ
Looks cool
Totally ridiculous
Good thing it never got made

>>81040850
switch the second two letters in her name and she's called Dieser.

She was never meant to live, anon. It's Ima Gun-Di all over again.

>>81040951
Sovereign Nation of Ree'Ak'Tor always makes me laugh.

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>>81040941
>offduty stormtroopers had illegal swoop races or something in the huge ventilation shafts

That is the coolest thing I have ever heard.