How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my DRINK?!

>>81005215
you live underwater

>>81005343
That's irrelevant retard. Fish in real life still drink water, which is one of the main reasons were running out of it.

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>>81005215
Drink water you fucking fatass.
Eating slices of oil is already bad enough.

>>81005386
But water comes from the sky brah

>>81005448
but where does the sky come from

>Gets the first and probably only Krusty Krab Pizza ever
>Bitches that it didn't come with a drink
>Makes Spongebob cry

I hope this guy died of dick rot later on

>>81005472
Water duh
>captcha: select all pizza

>>81005472
Birds flapping their wings

>>81005425
I do not think that you understand, you have to match your food with the same level drink.
You have water with salad.

>>81005472
mustard gas

>>81005215
thatll be an extra 10 bucks

>>81005522
Nah, he suffocated when an unknown assailant coated his mouth and nosemin burning hot cheese.

Is he the biggest prick of a one-shot character ever?

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>Spongebob didn't just show him the receipt

>>81005215
But...you didn't order any

>>81005472
Magic Johnson

>>81005215
He didn't fucking order a drink.

>>81005472
Mexicans?

>>81005703
True. You can have a soda with a salad but drinking water/low Cal beverages with "junk food" feels wrong. That's why people get pissy about seeing someone drinking a diet soda at McDonald's.

this is CLEARLY MrKrab's fault....bastard gave them the box and didn't give them the drink.

>>81005215
I find that the best way to do so is to take a slice of the pizza and place it in your mouth. Asshole.

>>81011467
Which quite frankly is a bit fucked up when you think about this.

>>81005643
but what are birds

>>81011530
but he didn't order the drink, shitter.

>>81011868
Space devils from future hell.

>>81005215
First of all, you didn't order a drink. Secondly, The Krusty Krab usually doesn't make pizzas, nor do we deliver. Thirdly, we were out of Diet Dr. Kelp, so you wouldn't have gotten a drink even if you had ordered one. And lastly, we never think about the customer, ever! Now take your pizza and like it! This one's on the house! *Shoves pizza into customer's face*

>>81011904
Mr Krabs CLEARLY forgot to put it on the damn receipt.

>>81005215
Put a slice in your mouth.
Chew it until it can slide down your throat without killing you.
Swallow it.
It's not all too hard, you paraphyletic dickinabutt.

>>81006036
I don't think that cheese was burning hot, the pizza was underwater for several hours.

>>81005472
Sunshine and farts, what kind of question is that?

>>81005215

is there ever another episode where Squidward genuinely stands up for Spongebob?