http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bat man_v_superman_dawn_of_j

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>>80996663
43%, BUDDY

NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP

Where were you when DC died?

>>80996663
>autosaging
It's autosaging when a mod says so and it stops getting bumped before bump limit, newfag.

Reminder that RT gave age of ultron a 75%

>>80996695
how does the scoring work?

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>>80996726
Trying my brand new fleshlight with some Korra porn.

>>80996726
On /tv/. I'm sorry /co/, I'm so sorry. I wanted to see their reaction but it sucked so I'm here.

>a movie that goes for seriousness is ridiculed by Marvel-addled GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN casual critics

The Death Of Sincerity continues...

>In other words, Batman v Superman is a sleek, stylish commercial by a studio desperate to birth a new cash cow post-Harry Potter. Almost every aspect of the film — from the shoehorning of Diana Prince (a beautifully blank Gal Gadot), aka Amazonian warrior Wonder Woman, into the plot to pointless cameos by several other fan-favorite DC characters — feels like it was decided in a boardroom instead of a writers’ pen. Moving away from the golden, airy feel of Man of Steel, Snyder apes the dark, brooding aura director Christopher Nolan brought to his Dark Knight trilogy. But he doesn’t have the breadth or vision to match the style: A lot of the movie feels like a retread, right down to the 956th retelling of the night in which a young Bruce Wayne saw his parents gunned down in front of him. Is there anyone left on the planet who still doesn’t know how Batman came to be?

>>80996695
It went from 41 to 42 then to 41 and now 43

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I just wanted this movie to be good guys. I was so excited.

What do I do now? I feel so deflated.

>>80996747
Age of Ultron was competently made and entertaining for families, as much as DCfriends want to deny it.

if nolan was in charge of the movie it would be at 100% right now

#bringnolanback

>>80996747
S-shut up!

>>80996726
which time? seems like we go through this every 5 years.

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>"DC B-B-BTFO...!"

>>80996778
I'm so sorry, anon. I really am.

>>80996747
i remembered seeing a review for AoU that had "Terrible movie, but A+ dialogue. Fresh Score!"

>>80996762
Sounds like a damn good time anon.

>>80996778
Find a less disappointing passion.

They're out there. You just got to keep an open mind.

>Lex Luther pisses in a cup
>piss cup
>piss
>cup
BRAVO DC

I feel like BvS should've been atleast the 4th movie in DCEU
Then JL A being 5th or 6th

>>80996748
It's updating slowly

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>>80996786
>Age of Ultron was competently made and entertaining

>>80996778
Watch it yourself and see how it is bruv

https://youtu.be/RGDRhvTlAJA

Best non spoiler review

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>>80996816
It was, came buckets.

>>80996778
> What do I do now?
Watch shitty japanese cartoons with me.

>>80996778

Dont go watch it. Take the word of some hipster critic who judges cape movies like shakespeare plays.

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>>80996663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw

Its over brothers. At least we still have the CW

>>80996778
Get hype for Civil War?

>>80996764
Fuck you, I want Blue and Gold on the big screen and the garbage tone of Snyder's films won't allow for that.

DOOMSDAY CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.

>>80996762
Are Tengas any good? I paid market price for fleshlights of Stoya's ass and Asa Akira's pussy and I need a mouth to complete the collection

Tengas are cheaper, right?

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Will they FINALLY take Snyder's toys away after this?
Will they send him to the unemployment line?
Will he direct episodes of The Flash after talking about it so patronizingly?

That would be very sweet.

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Post YFW not a DCfriend

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>literally 2 hours since the embargo was lifted & only 37 out hundreds posted their reviews.
>/co/ goes into a /tv/ shitposting frenzy

Someone please explain why Superrobot Returns has a 75% on RT

How can a review explicitly state BvS is not a good movie but still be counted as fresh?

45% on top critics

>>80996778
You go see the movie and make your own opinion about it.

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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>>80996764
>a movie that goes for seriousness
>a capeshit movie
Choose one

>>80996778
You sound so fucking stupid holy christ.

>>80996663
Dammit, /co/, you told me this would be good. What went happened? To think I had faith in you, /co/...

>>80996786
>>80996747
i read part of the movie , this seems worse.

>>80996860
I'm not that hyped for Civil War because Civil War the comic fucking sucks

but TWS was top notch so it's pretty much the exact opposite of the situation BvS was in

>>80996860
I'll try.

I'm so worried about Suicide Squad now.

>>80996663
Is this how people feel about sports?

>>80996892
>/tv/ goes into a /tv/ shitposting frenzy
Fixed.

>>80996900
>top critics
What's that?

>>80996880
I wouldn't know, this is my first one that isn't just some 1 use thing.
Never had one of those $60 ones, so I can't compare.
Feels good though, and it's definatly $20 well spent.

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come May, Marvel will dominate with their gay romance super hero flick

>>80996890
TRASH

>>80996832
Competently made is a stretch but it was entertaining. From the descriptions of BvS it just sounds boring.

>>80996892
This. You guys were really on the edge of your seats for this shit.

Welp, I guess Avengers 4 villain is Darkseid. WB is going bankrupt and Disney will buy its rights before FOX's.

>Be MCUfag
>Don't shit on DCEU because I also want it to be good
>It's bombing harder than Belgium
>Kinda saw it coming

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>>80996910
You sound so fucking salty holy christ.

>>80996921
*What happened? What went wrong
Christ, I shouldn't be drinking.

>>80996933
Don't be, Ayer is directing it.

Hack Snyder needs to be fired.

>>80996902
I realy don't want to sit through a two and a half hour movie if I'm not going to like it.

>>80996936
Yes. I used to be an Arsenal fan but all the heartbreak turned me off football forever. I don't even watch anymore.

I don't want to watch a movie that turns me off Batman forever, /co/. What do?

>>80996726
I don't think I was even born yet

>>80996932
Fortunately the movie completely ignores the comic aside from the concept of hero infighting over registration.

>>80996892
Stay off /co/ for 2 weeks it can only get worse

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>and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character

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>>80996921
>What went happened?
Hack Snyder.

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>>80996905
>a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure
...Give me 10 tickets.

>>80996948
>but it was entertaining
<--

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REMINDER THAT THIS MOVIE BOMBED SO THAT THE COMICS COULD REMAIN GOOD

REMINDER THAT DC COMICS ARE AND WILL NEVER BE 20 PAGES OF PANDERING AND SHILLING

REMINDER THAT THERE IS A SILVER LINING AND THAT IS DC BOOKS WILL NEVER BE AS BAD AS BENDIS

I'm still seeing it. Twice. And buying the blu-ray. Most of you will do the same.

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Wait, do you guys here actually take Rotten Tomato scores seriously?

Are you all autistic?

>>80996956
>labeling yourself as a companyfag

>>>/tv/

>>80996896
Critics are invited to Singer's twink parties.

DOWN WITH DC
CIVIL WAR FTW
cantwakeup.jpg

>>80996948
That was a complaint people had with MoS, too. I didn't agree, but I am also very easy to entertain.

>>80996764
Solemnity isn't synonymous with sincerity. Least of all when that solemnity is imparted chiefly through color filters and the score rather than characterization.

>>80996956
pretty much my reaction. I don't really understand people ITT that wanted the movie to be bad. Why would you ever want a movie to be bad? I expected it to be bad but I was hoping I was wrong; a Batman vs Superman movie should be awesome.

>>80996944
It's not fair, Batman and Superman should've had the romance superhero flick.

World's Finest and all.

>>80996938
Rotten tomatoes lets you just look at the scores and review from the "top" critics. Instead of all of them.

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>>80996944
>counter memeing

holy shit I'm dying. This damage control is even better then the consistently bad reviews of BvS

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>>80996944
>your first love dies
>inmediatly not only jump to someone else, but to your best friend
>Cap was the slut all along
Is this the biggest plot twist since the reveal of Palpatine being the Senate?

Angry reminder that every one of you started this stupid ass "KEKEKEK DC IS FINISHED WE WERE RIGHT KILL YOURSELVES" with your smug Chris Evans reaction images as soon as the VERY FIRST review came out. How can anyone take you seriously. How do you take yourself seriously, and how do you sleep at night knowing you're so stupid?
Everyone in this thread are firing on all cylinders of stupidity. This board is dead.

>>80996986
Yeah, but the DC writers will have to look for a new place to work real soon.

When no one was looking Lex Luthor peed in forty cups. He peed in 40 cups. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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>YFW they let Synder keep directing JL

>>80996747
reminder for as whedontastic as AoU is, this is worse.

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>>80996811
Thank you bruv

>>80996820
I have loads of passions, but I was just excited about this ya know?

>>80996833
I'd rather not waste that time if I don't like it.

>>80996910
*shrug*

>>80996986
>new 52 is good

>>80996778
Only watch Marvel™ movies from your friends at Disney™!

Don't bother actually seeing DC movies, or ever give them a chance.

Why the hell are people even hyped for cape movies? They almost never stay anywhere true to the comics.

>>80997014
>Why would you ever want a movie to be bad?
Because Marvel hates DC's guts.

>>80997028
So the top critics are RT's sponsors?

>>80996663
>>80996695
>34 different reviewers all from LA

Why is LA filled with such a cesspool of NEET shits that can only review shit?

Seriously, I'd expect 34 high quality critic reviews for the total of the West Coast. How many fucking reviewers think their opinions need to be heard?

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Just a quick summary of what this movie has got:

>Young Bruce Wayne being lifted by bats in a god-like fashion
>Lex Luthor pissing in a cup
>Lex Luthor taking pictures of Martha and labeling them "Witch"
>Newscasters making jokes about how a fight scene took place after work hours. Then mentioning how the fight moves to an un-populated island.
>Superman killing some terrorist. Again
>Batman killing people left and right.
>Lois throwing a Kryptonite spear to the ocean for the lulz, only for her and supers to fish it out later

I don't know guys, sounds like the chances of it going from 40 RT to 90 is pretty high!!!!

>>80996778
preorder tickets for civil war

>>80996900
still Rotten by 20% then

When the sales go up I can guarantee you these threads will transform into /v/ style sales threads

>>80996986
WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME WONDERWOMAN LET SOME LADY PUNCH A GUY IN THE FACE JUST BECAUSE HE WAS "MANSPLAINING"

I'm not saying Batman v Superman is bad; I personally find it entertaining and charming in a "so cheap and silly it's good" sort of way. It also makes me appreciate how far the DCEU has come from Man of Steel. But you're lying to yourself if you can't see that the movie is pretty shit overall. That doesn't mean it's unlikable, though. You can like whatever you want, that's how opinions work and I don't look down on anyone who enjoys it. But some people need to grow out of their deniability and realize how objectively poor the quality of the material is instead of pretending their tastes are wildly superior to anyone who doesn't indulge in dated media.

>>80997039
delicious salty pasta

>>80997058
N52 pulled itself together tho

>>80997050

Then dont go see it you whiny little piss baby.

>>80996996
Maybe not /co/, but every other casual in existence takes Rotten Tomatoes as gospel.

>>80996663
Fuck. Are they going to cancel the rest of the DCCU? Their first two films got mixed to negative reviews.

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>>80997079
>>80997039
>>80996996
>>80996986


SUICIDE WATCH 2016

>>80997095
>awkward as fuck
>piss bottles
So, Lex is the average /a/ lurker?

>>80996996
We did not but Normie did and guess what? This time literally everyone shit on it not just RT.

>>80997091
Nah, just the critics that are most famous or work for big magazines/newspapers

>>80997109
>*mic drop*
Hi Bendis.

>>80996988
if only there were more than 150 people who regularly visit /co/

>>80997092
Because Southern California is basically Mexico

And this is why Marvel is better than DC. Gwenpool will get a good movie before Wonder Woman ever will

>>80997039
Cause and effect anon all the MCU shitposting just stirs of DCU shitposting you're saying this board is dead but it's actually never changed

>>80996856
Not even accurate, since a lot of the reviewers giving it bad reviews are saying how it has too much of a focus on philosophy.

>>80997039
Oh no. Don't turn my spur-of-the-moment rant into a pasta. Please.

>>CBR review
>>Too gritty and dark
>>Wonder Woman was best part

It's almost like a parody.

>>80997095

The movie hasn't even come out yet and you're already stitching together different reviews together to try and talk down to it.

>>80997095
>>Superman killing some terrorist. Again
No, it's Superman being framed for killing a terrorist whose cause of death is gunshot wounds.

As a DC fan, I'm not bothered. These guys have millions to produce a film and can't even write a decent script. Fuck them, I won't defend this disaster. Back to comics, I guess.

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>/TV/ and /co/ being this retarded for less then 52 reviews

>>80997161
>big magazines/newspapers
>which need the support of film companies
>therefore a critic must write what the film company wants to read
That's gotta be the worst job ever.

>>80997105
Does it have to be over 65% to be fresh?

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>B L U N D E R

>O F

>T H E

>C E N T U R Y

Alright, /co/...

Who want's to take bets that even the upcoming Power Rangers movie will perform better than this?

Man, I miss RPM...

god i fucking KNEW you were all shilling. never trust 4chan

>>80997231
Over 60%

>>80997194
I'm sorry anon, I've already started.
I'm so sorry. Forgive me.

>>80997194
It's too late. You've failed this city.

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>>80997125
Only after it cancelled half of it's books, yeah, and even then only half of what's left now is any good.

>>80997166
Hi Zack.

>>80996663
:(
I honestly don't like Snyder, I'm not going to see this film... But man, hopefully it IS good for the people who were excited for this.

Having said that, hopefully Snyder gets the boot and recast Wonder Woman. DC characters are great, they deserve great movies and to be admired by everyone.

>>80997179
>they changed the SW RT page for TFA to have Duracell batteries because apparently Duracell bought ad space on the SW RT page
Can't make this up

>>80997224
>As a DC fan
Heh, sure.

>>80997109
Yeah Marvel can definitely handle Superman, look at how good a job they did with the Sentry.

Will the candidates address this tragedy tonight

So by some stance we can expect WB to bite the bullet and get paid reviews to push this movie over the top to a get a fresh rating.

All these bad movies are gonna push quality directors away from the universe

>>80997191

I just read a review of someone complaining about Batman training in a cave and saying it tries too hard to appeal to male machismo...yeah no kidding

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>>80997225
Fuck off.

>>80997150

They need to ditch the new Wonder Woman flick and make a new Batman movie and try to reset things. I'm sorry but Wonder Jew has stinker written all over it.

>>80997203
It's just extracting bits that people didn't like. Confirmed by many sources.

It's like if Spider-man 3 came out today and people were complaining about the dancing emo scenes. It's not like I am bashing the overall plot.

Reminder for everyone that even if BSM is just mediocre, some reviewers are going to come out of the woodwork to say its shit before the bulk of reviewers can put up their thoughts.

>>80997267
>reading comics you dislike
But why?

How reliable is RT anyway?

>>80997324
Wonder Jew is more popular than Batfleck it seems.
Also Wondys finished filming

>>80997224
>hasn't even seen it for yourself
Okay senpai

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>>80997109
>it's obvious they don't know how to write a character

>implying Marvel has relied on its character writing at any point and not just flashy action and one-liners

MAXIMUM KEK ACTIVATED

Do we actually have any comic book artist/writers in these shitposting threads at all or maybe comic book artist/writers?

That'd be really hilarious if they're in here shitposting with us.

Happy I'm not spending a ticket on this like I did for MoS and Green Lantern. Sad that WB probably still won't get a clue to kick Snyder out. Also Marvel Studios needs healthy competition.

>>80997109
What DC SHOULD do is just hand over film rights to their characters over to Marvel Studios. They would do so much better it's not even funny.

>>80997347
Not much; it's used for shitposting here.

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Just wait 2 more hours. It'll be at least 70% by then.

>>80997092
>all from LA

>Irish Times
>Nick De Semlyen, London-based journalist at UK mag Empire
>Daily Telegraph (UK)
>New York Post
>GQ UK
>Matt Maytum, Total Film, UK
>Hugh Armitage, Digitalspy, UK
>Carolina Ruiz, En Filme, Mexico
>Blog de cine, Mexico

I could go on but that's 25% of the total already

>>80997347
Go look up your favorite movie on it.

>>80997109
>comic books
>not DRAMA books

>so mentally deficient he can't comprehend writing deeper than "I MUST DEFEAT YOU FOR GOOD!"

Christ, /tv/ wasn't joking about this place.

Here, this may suit your level of intelligence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

>>80996794
He doesn't want to be back. Just look at the exchange between him and Snyder about using Batman.

http://www.slashfilm.com/zack-snyder-asked-for-christopher-nolans-blessing/

>“You tell me if you don’t want me to do it,” Snyder told Nolan. After a silence, Nolan said, “Well, we don’t own these characters. When you’re done making Batman movies, someone else will [make them].

He wised up about these superhero flicks, while Snyder still lives in a dream work.

>>80997347
Look up your favorite movies and see for yourself.

>>80997231
>>80997254
Over 50%, but 10% of 50 is 5 and my fingers are too fat to dial.

>checking IP count
>not moving
Uh-oh.

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>trusting Rottentomatoes
Ugh! Like Ugh! Don't you all know that RT is literally Adolf Hitler? This is the same hack website that have Max Landis's movies (yes, THE Max Landis) rotten scores. This is of course absurd since Max Landis's movies are better than air. In short, Rotten Tomatoes is evil and you should never trust them senpai

>>80997050
Are you that retarded that you can't form an opinion on your own? Jesus, stop using 4chan for a week or two and get some perspective on life. Goddamn, it's your life. Go live it and form your own opinion on things. Don't give up on something just because another perspective enjoyed it or didn't enjoy it.

Christ almighty, leave this shit on /r9k/.

ITT: People who haven't seen the movie

It's like I really am on /tv/. Gonna watch it maybe tomorrow, the day after or monday at the latest. I'll have fun.

>>80996988
How will I know I don't like them if I don't read them?
I only buy what I know I'm most likely going to enjoy anyways. Everything else goes on my tablet.

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Can someone shoop Terrio's face on the false god statue?

p-please?

>Overlong, underdeveloped and almost entirely humorless, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may please die-hard fans by pitting two DC icons against each other. Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.

>>80997465
No, over 60%

MoS is 55% and has a rotten rating

>>80996663
Been saying this since it was announced.
All this movie has going for it is the fucking name.

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Can't have 2 bombs in one day I guess.

>>80997420
>>80997458
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ed_wood/
>92%
Nice

>>80996762
Is that the model you got? Where from?

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Can't wait for May when this board truly explodes:
>James Gunn promised Civil War is awesome, one of the best
>actors all said that it's the perfect blend between smart suspense and character drama but that it doesn't forget fun and humor and it has the best jokes in the MCU
>reportedly has the absolute best test screenings of any Marvel movie

90%+ RT here we go.

>>80997523
Haha what a faggot.

>>80997324
It's pretty much done at this point. They'll try and salvage it, but Affleck and Cavill may be done.

>>80997475
lol what a fucking faggot

>>80997511
Shit. Meant to quote
>>80997338

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Thank you guys.

NOW I finally want to see the movie to be able to properly shitpost. If it had been decent I wouldn't have bothered.

Don't want to miss all the new memes.

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>>80996663

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>>80997475
Dcucks literally the same level as Tripfags and Max Landis.

are any of you seriously not considering suicide ?

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>>80996778

I still gonna go and watch it cause I liked man of steel, watchmen and 300.

>Fresh - 16
>Rotten - 22

I thought you guys said it'd score 90%

At least DC's comics are still better than marvel.

Is it better than Sucker Punch?

>>80997420
>>80997458
I don't have one

>>80997548
Amazon, it was on sale a few days ago.
Be sure to read the descriptions though, that one can be opened and you can clean the thing inside, others are one use only.

>>80997389
I'm serious when I say I support this.
Fuck DC they are over. The best thing they can do is fold and let Disney buy them out. Think of all the good they can do to actually invigorate the brand. Not only could they handle the movies better, but could actually make the comics actually interesting and not the giant snore fests that they are now.

>>80997499
>implying you need to watch a movie to hate it

>>80997511
So you like to read comics you dislike. Your problem, I guess.

>>80997289
MCU Captain America is the modern Superman for mainstream audiences.

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>>80997276
this desu

>>80997499
>ITT: People who haven't seen the movie and the opinions of people who have

>>80997525
huh

>>80997565
Well, the Russos handled humor better than Whedon, so I'm looking forward to Civil War.

>>80997589
It will eventually, just watch

>>80997604
Sucker Punch at least has hot girls.

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>>80997586

Same. I even enjoyed TDKR and Tom Hardy as Bane.

>>80996856
They'll judge it as a Shakespeare play if Snyder tries too fucking hard with Gods and Men and Demons imagery.

>>80997587
well I think we are past the point of it getting into the 80s now

>>80997580
>people will pay shekels just to shitpost about DC
BRAVO WB, the planned for this all along

Who /hidinginrebirththreads/ from now on?
The comic side can't fuck up worse than this

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>>80997224
yeah im with you there, i like both but i enjoy dc more because i actually like drama and plot and character development thats not gender bent or one liners but i dont give a shit about any of the movies, as long as they make good comics they could put batman on the silver screen and get cpt america to ass fuck him for 2 and a half hours then release an uncut version thats 3 hours of raw ass fucking.

>>80996986
XD you do realize the only reason Wonder Woman's in this movie is to pander to SJWs right?

>>80997541
Can't have more bombing and tragedy in europe

Hhe, captcha was actually selecting all the tea

>>80997389
>>80997624
>>80997473

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>>80996778
Perhaps I can be of assistance.

>>80997523
DC IS FINISHED!

>>80997654
>wonder woman's erotic skeleton dance isn't hot

16 positive
22 negative

it's like one step forward, two steps backward

>>80997523
>Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie
LMAO

>>80997624
>fold and let Disney buy them out

DC is owned by Warner Bros. you fucking retard.

>>80997523
Stop trying to fuel company wars. They're doing fine already.

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Superman ruined the movie again
cast him and zack into the abyss
embrace Batman and Wonder Woman

>>80997416
I love this image. Sadly, this is really how DC sees it.

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>>80997699
MARVEL IS FINISHED XD

>>80996977
They're not even infighting over registration. They're in-fighting over Bucky. Registration is just a backdrop to establish the teams and explain why they would be fighting over Bucky.

>>80997705
WE COME TOGETHER

>>80997665
how will this board take it if BvS has a bad RT score but have a high box office gross?

>>80997664
Yeah we're looking at something close to final on scores.

>>80997709
>every attack on DC is Marvel propaganda
I love to be right.

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>>80997624

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>>80997697

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>>80997743
Marvel are you even trying?

>>80997744
Bucky is the last straw that makes Cap go rogue.
He initially goes along, although he doesn't want to.
He finally just leaves when they order him to kill Bucky.

IT JUST WENT OVER 50%

DAWN OF CAPEKINO

>>80997109
>*mic drop*

Stay the fuck away from Superman, Bendis you fat fuck.

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>>80997628
I'm a bit of a masochist

>>80997276
Honestly, they just need to hire a competent director. Like it or not, Snyder is one of the worst mainstream directors in history. He floats by on mediocre action movies that do really well at the box office and somehow, everyone gets hyped every time one of his movies comes out.

>>80997748
>9 retweets

Uh oh, it's going viral!

>>80997742
Dude, recharge your battery.

>>80997799
Hence your love for Marvel.

>>80997746
It will end up like Sony shitposting on /v/

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>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a treat for the eyes, but it will hurt your brain and break your heart.
Pretty much what I expected, really. Just hope Batman is the only good thing about the movie and that Snyder isn't involved in the solo movie.

>And if you thought that Superman didn't act like Superman in Man of Steel, you will probably disapprove of Zack Snyder’s version of Batman. Affleck looks the part and the new costume is the best one ever, but this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause. Batman spends most of Batman v Superman acting like the film’s villain, and when you ultimately find out why - that is, the REAL reason why - it doesn’t speak very highly of Bruce Wayne. At all.

>>80997646
>going from 40
>to 90

I bet you also think Jeb Bush will win the presidency.

>>80997748
fanboys are about to happening again

>>80997710
Not for much longer. After this bombs worse than Pluto Nash I can only dream that WB will be doing everything they can to get rid of DC.

>>80997788
Exactly. Bucky is what causes the Civil War. Registration just puts the pieces into place. In the comic, Cap went rogue because he was against the very idea of registration. Here he's reluctantly agreeing, and doesn't go rogue until Bucky enters the picture.

>>80996778
I'm writing a novel so I'm just gonna work on that. This movie, the recent MCU shit, coupled with the Hobbit, is proof that 'geek-culture' is at an all-time low.

Fuck that, I'm writing words and they're great.

>>80997746
Shitty flicks make hundreds of millions of dollars all the time, anon.

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>>80997742

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I'm actually reading these reviews and they sound like me when I was trying to get to the 300 word limit back in high school.

Man...people get paid to write paragraphs where they're shoe-horning as many "SAT" words as they possibly can to talk down to something?

>>80997781
>That audience score

Poor DC

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Overlong, underdeveloped and almost entirely humorless, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may please die-hard fans by pitting two DC icons against each other. Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.

-Newsday

>>80997827
>that Snyder isn't involved in the solo movie.
Affleck is gonna direct it himself.

>>80997822
Woah, hey now. I still have standards.
I haven't picked up a Marvel book in years.

It started at like 9% like an hour ago and was a bunch of people complaining it was too philosophical and or tried to be smart for a superhero movie. This was the same issue with MoS that it wasn't typical marvel stuff. Obviously this would be in the same vein.

Almost everyone at pre screenings seemed to like it. Critics are immensely harsher on this type of movie since it can't perfectly excel at being a drama and a high tier action movie so they grade it against that. But the score is on the rise. I still believe come after the weekend it will be much higher. But still polarized. People need to watch the movie and decide for themselves.

>>80997827
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a treat for the eyes, but it will hurt your brain and break your heart.
Is there even a better way to describe Snyder than this?
What a poet.

>>80997846
Yes, but I mean that Bucky isn't the only reason he has to fight Iron Man, it's obvious he won't trust the government after what happened in TWS.

>>80997834
NO SHIT
THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT OF TDKR FFS

>>80997845
>being this delusionally

Boy you're dumber than I thought, and have absolutely zero business sense.

>>80997834
>this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause
>kills without pause
NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>80997834
>>80997926
Its funny seeing all these people who haven't read TDKR

>>80997863
Yeah, but what if it makes more millions of dollars than the most certified fresh movie? Quite the conundrum.

>>80997834
BAT OF MURDER CONFIRMED
How long until Aquaman provokes a tsunami to destroyed all of Japan just to beat some guy in JL?

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Where were you when furries wiped the floor with Batman?

>>80997834
>this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause

YES

WE'VE FINALLY RETURNED TO THE ERA OF BASED KEATON BATMAN

So sorry DCfriends, I only hated on this movie because hack Snyder is involved. This franchise deserved better.

>intial reaction was nothing but praise
>professional critics claiming it's terrible

>>80997660
This is what I don't get. The sheer hypocrisy of this defense.
>Snyder's movies are modern art masterpieces! They're deep and thought provoking and serious! Not like those shitty fun baby movies!
>Why are critics treating this like it's Shakespeare?! It's not fair!

Do you guys even know what you want anymore?

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>>80997834
>Burton Batman 2.0

>>80997943
He doesn't kill in TDKR except the mutant boss, and that was an duel to the death.

>>80997981
Initial reaction is always praise.

>>80997846
They're making it so that Bucky as the Winter Solider killed Stark's parents, right? That coupled with the whole thing in Ultron properly justifies Stark's position. Meanwhile, Captain America has the events in WS and the fact that he knows Bucky may deserve a chance pitting him against Stark. It's more personal than the whole registration thing, but it makes sense for the movies.

>>80997943
How many people does he willingly kill in TDKR, again? I don't remember any, unless he killed the mutant leader.
It's funny seeing all these people who don't get that this isn't an adaptation of TDKR

>>80997943
>implying literally anyone hasn't read TDKR
It's the very definition of casual bait, anon. I bet you think TDKR's portrayal of Superman is how Superman should be potrayed too, amirite?

>>80997926
He sent a dude's head through the floor in the third trailer

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>>80997781
All in favor of just destroying the DC movie universe and sticking to tv?

>>80998002
>He doesn't kill in TDKR except the mutant boss

He killed the mutant girl who was holding a kid hostage.

With a headshot.

From an M60.

>>80998002
>He doesn't kill in TDKR except the mutant boss
He doesn't kill the mutant boss.
He only kills the baby kidnapper.

This is why DC films have been shit since TDKR, they let the director do too much of their own thing.

Call the MCU bland or safe but they are proven and reliable.

>yfw Zootopia wins the Box Office this week too

>>80997981
>Excited fanboys that get to see it before anyone else, some for free, are more lenient than actual professionals.

Whoa, there must be something amiss here.

>>80997943
or apparently haven't seen a batman movie before

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>>80997981
>professional critics claiming it's terrible
>professional

This movie's going to end up like Man of Steel.

>>80998034
There's a difference between brutality and Bat of Murder.

Reminder to all true comic book fans: This is only the beginning.

Do your part and go out and do anything to trash BvS. If you know someone who supports or has a positive view of the movie find any way to humiliate them. If you know anyone supporting DC comics, do what you can to shut them down.

>>80997875
>Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.

Uh so the rumors are true, Disney employees are the ones writing reviews for this.

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>>80998002
>>80998030
>>80998021
Pic related and "Rubber Bullets. Promise."
Also they've said several times that they pretty much took Bruce from TDKR and stuck him in a different universe.

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I bet this guy feels like a huge retard... oof

>>80998080

Are you suggesting that we're going to be shitposting about this movie for the next four years?

I mean. Yeah, but still.

>>80998002
I don't think he even killed him. I think he just beat the fuck out of him.

>>80998030
>literally posts the most mainstream criticism of TDKR, one that Miller himself acknowledged, in an attempt to look like some hardcore fan
Hi ComicBookMovie.com

I just wanted to see Superman doing Superman things. I was willing to put up with Batman doing Batman things, but mostly I just wanted to give a shit about the characters. Why is this so fucking hard?

>>80998082
Is that your new meme /TV/?

>>80998019
>They're making it so that Bucky as the Winter Solider killed Stark's parents, right?
That was already confirmed in TWS. Dunno if Tony knows that though

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>>80997089
>it was Warner Bros fault guys I swear.

>>80998114
Great poster, too bad the movie it was for made me return my imax tickets

>>80998058
>but muh kino

Fucking Warner Bros trying to emulate Nolan, man.

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Why are people incapable of separating DC from Marvel? Always the same brain dead people taking the sides of billion dollar corporations and defending them with their lives although they dont even get a penny from them.

Just watch the damn movie as its own entity.

>>80998125
>implying wallowing in self-doubt and insecurity isn't the most Superman thing around

Unless all those dumb shits who keep on telling us that "Superman is about the inner conflict, not the powers" are wrong

>>80998114
I'm so hyped for THE BATTLE IS BIGGER IN IMAX®: Select footage filmed with IMAX® cameras.

>>80998096
kek

>>80998079
Reviewing films is their job, so yes, they're professionals.

>>80998134
>if I take the guy who directed Fantastic Four's tweet, and make it Zack Snyder's, I'll play an epic prank on /co/! Hahahah!

>>80998127
Don't worry, I'm sure this movie will give plenty of better meme-fodder than bat of Murder.

>>80997922
Why you mad the superior company is going to blow your movie out of the water? I honestly feel sorry for you DC fans. No one gives a shit about you even your own publisher.

How do you dumb fucks not see that DC being taken away and put into better hands is not a good thing?

>>80998085
Get a life.

>>80998096
I've never wished someone had a trip more than with this guy. I NEED to know how his brain works.

>>80998080
You mean with zealots declaring any criticism as not counting because reasons?
...No shit man. They're doing that NOW.

>>80998134
top kek

750m box office confirmed

>>80998096
Or he is feeling great because he just bough himself a nice new dragon dildo with the shill money.

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Seriously dude this is fucking stupid these people need to be fired.

"Its not fun." "Its humorless, wait for Marvel movies."

>>80998079
As terrible as it sounds, they probably got paid for their opinions.

>>80998132
I think he dose after all the hydra secrets got exposed.
>>80998134
That josh trunk tweet always makes me smile

>Alas, as Snyder can be visually all-powerful, his movies cannot be all good. They probably never will be. And if we crave his stylings, we're just going to have to take the bad with the good.

>Because Batman v Superman is an atomized mess of a story, with loopy shortcuts, confounding red herrings and overblown dialogue at every turn. Each characters' motivation is hanging by a thread: Why is Lex Luthor doing this? Why is Batman doing that? There's a big "Why?" dragging down decisions and grudges and just about everything else, but — holy concussive jolt Batman, did that explosion rattle our skulls or what?

http://mashable.com/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-review/#utV9CHp6fkqb

>>80997089
>They almost never stay anywhere true to the comics.
Why would anyone want that anyway? I don't watch movies to have the same story repeated for me, I want something new.

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>>80998134

>>80997875
How can you take that critic seriously?
I'm wondering what happens if you filter by removing critics biased towards Marvel.

>>80997606
Can't find it now... maybe you got the last!

>>80998096
From the tone of that I think that OP has ~50% chance of just being a troll/false flagger. Not really sure though.

>>80998153
Because humans are drawn to competitions

>>80997895
damage control from a fanboy.

They're giving it poor scores because it's more of the same grim muted garbage as MoS.

The review I read said that anything intelligent it had to say came in tiny bites, and was buried under endless Michael bay style CGI landmark destruction.
Everything points to this being a long slog of explosions and grimacing.

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>>80998127
no the RT score of your latest movie is zack.

>40% and dropping.

>>80998173
yet your post implies it should be taken more serious than the opinion of your average movie goer.

>>80998197
Nah I'm sure it will still break a cool bill.

>>80998188
>I've never wished someone had a trip more than with this guy. I NEED to know how his brain works.

He was shitposting.

Duh.

I wish Civil War hadn't been pushed back. I'd have given anything for BvS and Civil War to come out on the same month.

It would have been the shitpostpocalypse.

>>80998134
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>>80996838

>"I don't know how to feel, I gotta see it again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtx2Bjt29U

>>80998206

>Not enough quips

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>when your movie reaches 20%...then I'll let you reboot

>>80998206
why is being humorless a bad thing?

Yea... I think it's gonna settle at 40%...

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PLS DONT LET THIS BE REAL

Why are Marvel drones writing the RT reviews?

>>80998206
I bet it's not that it isn't funny, it's that it tries to be grimdark and fails

>>80997974
Furries have tons of disposable income & a dedicated following

>Civil War on its way to 90%+ RT
>Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther both have proven directors with a top notch RT ranking
Marvel won.

>>80998185
Hey not my fault there is a opportunity to put down a dead diseased animal while we can. DC is actively dragging the entire industry down the shitter and if we can get rid of it then all fans can profit.

>>80998293
Because getting paid by Disney qualifies you a as a professional critic

>>80998175
...jesus take a chill pill. The tweet is infamous, especially on this board. I doubt his intention was to genuinely fool anyone.

>>80998251
That wasn't my post tho.

If they ditch Snyder, who do you want to direct the Justice League movie?

>>80998291
Heard from different reviews it is.

>>80998358
Miller

>>80998179
>the superior company
>your movie
>feel sorry for

How does it feel to be the literal caricature of a human being in fanboy form?

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Post yfw Ben Affleck became Ryan Reynolds.

>>80998256
You got it wrong, BvS was pushed forward.

>>80998291
So TDKR?

>>80998358
Miller.

>>80996856
If the only authoritatively good body of work you you can summon from the western canon to work your rhetoric is Shakespeare, then you've all but confirmed that you have no goddamn clue what you're talking about.


I doubt you've read or seen any Shakespeare in your life.