DCEU is finsihed. It's all over.

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>>80992622
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK

>>80992622
I'm sure it'll go up a bit.

Damage control from the mod in 3... 2...

THIS JUST IN: WB EXECS TO PUBLICLY EXECUTE ZACK SNYDER

>>80992622
Oh hey, the fake RT scale meme! I haven't seen this since 2013!

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>>80992622
No fucking way

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I'm not happy

>>80992760
Idiot.

It seems like every review is saying that it's too philosophical and gloomy.

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/

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>>80992760
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/

It's real and getting worse

>>80992669
>>80992914
Okay, so: why did you expect this to be good? Serious question.
>Bad director (who HATES superman - no-one directing The Fountainhead should ever direct a superman film)
>Bad writer
>Rewritten by a friend of the lead actor
What about this spells "good film"? Why were your expectations high?

>Caring what critics say

The only thing that matters is how much revenue you get from the general public and their take on the movie

There have been plenty of successful movies that got shit on by the critics but the audience love.

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>>80992622
That's not what I see.

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JUST

>>80993008
Please you weren't saying this during Fantastic Four%
Give all bad review scored movies their go to be fair.

>>80992622
>"
In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses."

What the fuck does this even mean?
He didn't even state why the "audience loses"
fucking marvel paying these fucking cucks yet again, this is MoS 2.0 with RT

>>80992760
>fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>80993074
FF bombed commercially as well as critically. If the score remains this bad that will probably happen to BvS too.

ITS NOT FAIR

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>every other review up is mostly positive
>only Biased Tomatoes and their le user reviews count

WEEEEEEEW LAAAAAAD

I-it will get better, j-just you wait till the real reviews come out

No joke, this is gonna be a fucking disaster for WB/DC. Snyder better start packing his backs if positive reviews don't start flooding out quick.

>Fresh: 5
>Rotten: 15

.

>Doing worse than My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Like what the actual fuck

FARACI WAS RIGHT

It's done
dceu is finished
my life is over

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IT'S OVER, MARVEL HAS WON!

>>80992760
HAHAHAHAHA

>>80993074
I don't use reviews to tell me to watch or not watch a movie.

If anything would stop me it would be a plot synopsis.

>>80993039
>My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
now that is a sequel no one asked for.

>most of the rotten reviews are MUH FUN
Fuck sake
I should have seen it coming

>Fresh: 5
>Rotten: 15

WE ARE GOING UP

>>80993084
>>He didn't even state why the "audience loses"
You have to read the full review for that.

>>80993128
>Ayer ends up the go-to over Snyder
I literally can't think of a better outcome.

>>80993135
C'MON GO UP GODDAMIT BEN AND HENRY DESERVE BETTER

>>80993124
Rotten Tomatoes belongs to the Warner Bros Corporation.

Are you implying WB is sabotaging their own tentpole, bro?

>>80993124
Even IGN, the biggest shills on the internet, gave it 6.8. It's over, DC is finished.

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Oh man we're not even getting the audience sympathy votes here

Have a little hope, anon. Everything will be fine

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I'm a good fucking person I don't deserve this

>>80993074
FF had a lot of issues that didn't sit well with both critics and the audience well before it was released.

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You virgins laughed and thought things would get better without me.

Who's laughing now?

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-1. MINUS FUCKING ONE.

>>80993084
Dude, you'll get all pruned being in De-Nile for so long

>>80993183
>Snyder Movie with rotten
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>80993146

This is the worse thing out of all of this.

5 fresh
15 rotten
up we gooooooo

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That can't be real. I was sure it'd get about 40%.

>check

JESUS CHRIST AHA HA HA HOLY SHIT

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Holy fuck its real

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The Llegend of the DCEU is dead. Bury it

-Superman

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I can't say I'm a fan of Snyder, but Watchmen is my favorite movie of all time

I think he needs to stick to making pre-existing comics into movies. Whenever he tries to come up with his own shit, it ends up blowing up in his face.

That, and WB is the EA of Hollywood

Not a Dc or Marvel fanboy, i want to like all movies, but somehow i knew this was gonna flop.

Here's to hoping Suicide Squad will be good

>>80993201
Yeah if you pay for a good review. IGN will also shit on things for trivial reasons too. Not saying this is the case, but its something IGN does

>>80993211
This is actually good. It's better for them to fail and realize they need to try something else than put out continuously shit movies.

>>80992995
Not either of them, but I honestly just couldn't imagine this being bad. Man of Steel was remarkably okay but for some reason I just assumed that since this was DC's big push into a cinematic universe there was no way they'd let it be fucked up. I know I should know better than to trust executives, but I just felt like they'd put their all into making sure this was decent.

I know it's early to panic, but I really don't know what to think. I guess some faggoty company wars part of me is kind of amused at how people will react to this, but I'm mostly just sad because I really wanted and expected it to be good.

Again, it's early to panic over 11 RT scores and I still plan on seeing it to form my own opinion, but fuck man, This ain't looking good.

FRESH 5
ROTTEN 15

OKAY WE'RE GETTING THERE, THAT'S 33%

>>80993124
Twitter posts aren't reviews

RT doesn't make reviews, just collects them in one place to give you an impression of how many professionals liked the movie

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>>80992622
>all those fucking twitter pre-reviews

NEVER TRUST TWITTER

WHY DID I FALL FOR IT AGAIN????

>>80993211
this, this, this, THIS

First off, that's fake. Second, I've read those rotten reviews, and they're mostly bullshit. It you want to see reviews and scores that actually mean something, give it 24 hours.

I mean come on, you people are acting like monkeys over a fucking IGN review for god's sake. Since when has their opinion mattered? Another is from some spic who literally does the "rushing to catch up to Marvel routine IN HIS REVIEW.

>>80993211
Hey maybe they'll drop movies and embargoes will end for the tv shows.

>>80993202
goddamn

Well, if BvS isn't going to save DC

I guess I'll have to direct the perfect Justice League movie myself

how do I into Hollywood, not joking

>>80993290
do you even math bro?

>>80993290
No it's not, stop spamming.

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THE END IS NIGH

>>80993322
It's not fake, it's just posted before the page updated.

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>"must be 4chan making fake shit to piss people again"
>look it up
>it's real

>>80992939
Remind me again why we're placing stock in people who are clearly not overly bright and went in expecting some goofy CGI explosion fest?

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>>80992760
It's real faggot

>>80993275
too much water was a negative point for pokemon remake recently which exact same thing from the original oras

>>80993322
>First off, that's fake.
Anon.... I'm... sorry.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/

>>80993124
>only Biased Tomatoes and their le user reviews count
RT is owned by WB you realize?

Some of you guys are alright.

Don't go to the midnight premiere on the 24th.

>>80993287
Sadly, I agree. An aggressively down the middle mediocre movie is the worst thing. Better to be either amazing or awful.

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>>80992622
Suicide Squad will trump B v S.

Mark my words, DC will try to milk it for what it's worth.

>>80992622
I bet you enjoy Sony products.
also give it some time I really don't think this shit would be garbage of that level

>>80992622
Can we all agree that Snyder is the fucking problem and not Goyer?

>>80993290
5 and 15 make 20 total. 5 out of 20 is 25%. Enjoy your free math lesson.

>>80993322
>THE ONLY REVIEWS THAT COUNT AT THE POSITIVE ONES!

>>80993382
Didn't they cut out some of the water routes? I remember it not being as bad this time around.

>>80993322
>rushing to catch up to Marvel routine IN HIS REVIEW.

Yeah, because adding two major characters to the roster and several cameos in one shot DEFINETLY is a sign of natural progression

>>80993039
Fake. I checked the site not 20 minutes ago. Still no score yet.

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>this thread
>people seriously wanting this shit to do well so the comics can become movie advertising bullshit like Marvel's books

Why do I have to share this place with you chodes again?

>>80993396
goyer a shit head too
give justice league to ben

>>80993322
>Since when has their opinion mattered?

But that's the thing.

WE know it doesn't matter. WE know that IGN is shit. But stupid fucking normies are going to look up BvS, see the extremely low RT score, and say, "lol told ya the movie would suck!" And the "smarter" ones among those normies are going to go to -- you guessed it -- IGN to see their review, and it'll be crappy, too.

We're fucked, m8.

>>80993389
I think RT was recently sold off

>>80993394
>suicide squad will get a 90%
>10/10 Just enough Quips - faggot reviewers
JUST FUCK MY VERSE UP

>>80993274
>I can't say I'm a fan of Snyder, but Watchmen is my favorite movie of all time
It's not even Snyder's best movie, come on man

>>80993288
I mean, I don't like Snyder. I don't like a single film he's done - so I had really low expectations for this.

But nothing about this looked good. The promotions, the desperate marketing, the critic embargo, the relentless 'look at THIS and THIS and THIS' that they kept pushing out prior to release.

I don't want this to doom the DCEU so I'm glad they have at least two more finished movies in the pipeline. I'm very hopeful for Suicide Squad because it so clearly is avoiding so many of the problems with this movie. Wonder Woman? Eh. It could go either way. But it's pretty much done so I expect it'll be released.

>>80993122
Critics hated Transformers, which spawned four movies and billions of dollars. It used to be that they hated just about every blockbuster, action movie, or comedy, until they started giving the MCU good reviews. As you'd expect if you actually know what you're talking about, Seth Mcfarlane's Ted grossed more than any other R rated comedy, because it was basically Family Guy, but was hated by critics, because it was basically Family Guy. The day critical success and Oscar bait becomes synonymous with financial success in film will be the day I've entered Bizarro World. It boggles my mind that anyone would think otherwise.

it's boosted up to 27%

>Its real

Holy shit, I thought I was just getting trolled hard

>>80993389

Which is why they should dismiss known Marvelfags

>>80993428
Johns already said no synergy in Rebirth, he knew it was a failure

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DC IS DEAD, BURY IT, CONSIDER MARVEL

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>Still 9.3 on Imdb
>Say what disneybots?

>DC/WB still allowing Snyder to be involved

Imagine if the MCU started with 2003's Hulk and Ang Lee was in Whedon's place as overseer.

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H-hey at least it went up to 25% r-right?

I'm glad this trash is getting trashed, DC movies have been a joke

>>80993178
Then why does anybody give a shit? Why listen to these people?

IT WENT FROM 4.7/10 TO 5.1

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

>>80993443
what would you say his best is?

>>80993382
>too much water was a negative point for pokemon remake recently
Too much water was a negative point for the original Ruby and Sapphire too senpai.

WATER AND TRUMPETS was like a meme at one point.

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>>80993471

>>80993202
>It's alright I guess

I mean let's be honest, was anybody expecting a masterpiece? Age of Ultron 2.0 confirmed.

>>80993322
>who literally does the "rushing to catch up to Marvel routine IN HIS REVIEW.
I thought nobody was denying that DC was rushing to catch up to Marvel though. It's just that they were going to do their own thing to get there

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JUST

>>80992622

And JUSTice for all.

>>80993322
Time Out and Hollywood Reporter both shat on it

>>80993431
Goyer always work as an idea man but he shit as writer. Snyder, on the other hand...as you see.

>>80993465
BASED JOHNS
Protecting comics from movie taint.

>>80993480
most normal people watch movies for fun, why would they not listen to them?

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>mfw I'm the biggest DCfag that I know and yet find all of this very funny
I've heard too many good things before. I'm shielded until I see it, and then I'll be able to form my own opinion.

But Jesus Christ, what a bad start

the only reviews you should trust are from people who's taste you trust, I'm sure it'll be fi
>2h 31m
fuck that, I'm not gonna torture myself for another cape movie. Wait for a stream

>>80993201
IGN is shit.

>>80993477
still only superhero movie nominated and won a major oscar.
fuck off marvel fag

This is all bullsugar, everyone knows shills are trolling

I thought you guys were memeing about wanting it to have good RT scores now I'm very concerned

>>80992622
I'm not even seeing a score

>>80993531
What a coincidence, so is this movie!

29% right now

this wouldn't happen in trump's america

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>>80992622
Well... I guess I'll just go and kill myself now.

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This shit is at least going to have 200 Reviews there's still time for a comeback.

>>80993394
>Not directed by Snyder
>Has Will Smith in it
>Actually looks like they had fun making it
>Interesting premise with anti-heroes nobody really knows so there isn't much to ruin
>Trailer pulled a GoTG level of entertainment

Wouldn't be surprised

Can we now all agree that Snyder should be banned from making movies?

>>80993498
>5/15 = 14%
???

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>>80992622
Give it time. It's slowly going up

I told you about Hack Snyder, /co/. Nobody listened.

>b-but MoS was a Masterpiece! Everyone outside 4chan loves it! You are just a Marlvedrone!

>>80993523
Me too brah. I can't stop smiling and laughing at this shitfest

>>80993553
where you getting theses numbers

>There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky; a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either.

>a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either.

This is it. This is one of the best reviews we'll get, from one of the magazines that DC has been featured in to death.

>>80993382
ORAS surfing was incredibly fast, and the only major, story-necessary water routes were right at the end in a large cube that was easy to navigate.

The other water routes were practically a hallway. They even had currents to make going through them faster.

>>80993512
He works as an idea man as much as a compass showing towards south works. You know you have to do the opposite of what he says.

>>80992945
Reminds me: I should see Zootopia again. I'm sure the crowds will be a bit smaller this time.

>>80993586
>I am growing stronger

ALWAYS BET ON DC

>>80993575
The only reason he'll live is because the budget is so huge the executives don't have enough left to assassinate him.

>>80993490
DotD

>>80993557
Yeah we wouldn't have to worry about having free time for movies as blood ran through the streets.

>>80993565
dude, read the negative reviews. this isn't gonna go up by much

it'll be lucky to do better than MOS

>>80993491
Too much water for a game that has a evil team based on water?!

>>80993577
It's not updated yet

It should say 25% but it still says 8%

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>>80992622
Holy crap.

>>80993523
I love DC and I don't really mind. I never understood why people cared so much about movies. Hopefully it drives out the casuals and their dumbass casting speculation and assorted other shit.

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I WAS BRED TO BE A SHITPOSTER /CO/, WHERE DID ZACK LEARN TO FILM, ON A FARM?

>>80993575
you know he gets 10% of the worldwide gross from these movies too don't ya

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>Well man of steel was a mess a lot of people dislike it and overall wasn't what we expected, what we do for our next movie?

>mmmm lets bring the same guy back

>>80993202
The meme post in the middle of that is so great
>Everyone wasn't happy with the movie
>"It was so awesome!! Do you bleed? You will!
So, I guess quips are what DC/WB is lacking eh? They have all kindsa fresh and tasty memes.

>>80993586
This math makes absolutely no sense

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>>80993447
You're not wrong. I don't know. I guess I just felt like the stakes were too high and for some reason that meant that they couldn't possibly fuck up.

Reminder: Zootopia is sitting at 99% right now

>>80993586
It's 32 % now.
Capekino on it's way.

>>80993611
The blood of shills maybe

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Jesus

I just want to say that I was right (for the first time), and I'm ashamed of it.

The very second I heard this movie was being made, I knew deep in my heart it was going to be a disaster. "Batman versus Superman? That's the kind of shit we joke about happening!" I thought I was just being cynical. I thought I was just being a dick. I wish I was wrong.
I saw everyone around me shiver in anticipation. I watched them gush over how excited they were, how awesome it would be. We were all fools. All of us.
I see the world we live in, and I wonder what I could have done. How I could have changed our path.
But no, it's too late for that. It will always be too late for. Too late for us, and too late for them. It's the world we have to learn to live in. The world I need to learn to live in.

This is the future I chose.

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hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YES! ENJOY BEING FUCKING FIRED PRODUCERS WHO RUINED GREEN LANTERN MOVIE AND CANCELLED GL:TAS! FUCK OFF ZACK SNYDER! FUCK OFF GOYER! ARGO FUCK YOURSELF TERRIO! THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN EVEN ONE OF YOU MONEY!

Now we wait for Suicide Squad to get great reviews and 600 million box office to rub it in.

>>80992622
>20 reviews are in
>5 are fresh
>still says 9%
Yeah RT is definitely not bought and paid for by disney

>>80993591
the link has been posted multiple times in this thread: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/

>>80993649
I think the percentage doesn't update as quickly as the raw numbers

>>80993591
Um, its what the tomatometer says????

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>we could've had Duncan Jones or Darren Arronofsky direct Man of Steel
>but we got Zack Snyder
>we're literally living in the bad future

BVS IS A SHIT MOVIE
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
DISNEY'S A BIG GUY
4U

>>80993532
I've literally only seen two Marvel films

Stay salty though, fun with Hot Topic Squad later this year

This is going to be exactly like Man of Steel.

Makes a bunch of money by people who'll walk out thinking it was okay, and then forgotten in a year because they're too busy buying Ant Man Pop! toys.

Fresh: 10
Rotten: 17

AW SHIT THIS IS ABOUT TO START GETTING REAL FOLKS

>a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either.

This is the end.
The end of any chance to have a superhero film thats not a quipfest.
Its been a pleasure my fellow DCfags

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>tfw only legitimate review amidst a sea of copypastad opinions

>>80993658
Zootopia is legit great though

>>80992622
fuck this fucking world
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I'm gonna rape every human being fuck
fuck

>>80993161
Fuck off /v/eddit.

"As with other ‘versus’ films — Alien Vs. Predator, Freddy Vs. Jason, Kramer Vs. Kramer Vs. Godzilla — the title carries a charge of giddy promise." - Empire
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice/review/

>not a single critic has pointed out the title is "v" and not "versus" or "vs."
>not a single one realizes that it hints to a legal proceeding, rather than a simple "X vs. Y" battle

just kill me.

>>80993124
>only Biased Tomatoes and their le user reviews count
Rotten Tomatoes is literally owned by Warner Brothers, anon. If ANYONE was going to shill BvS, it's them.

>>80993519
Most normal people are here to see Batman and Superman punch each other. They couldn't care less about "depth" or "fun" (translation: quips and a lighthearted tone) or whatever the critics are ranting about.

>>80993658
Zootopia is 99%? Seriously?

>37% from 0%

ok we have a chance here

>But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky; a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either.
Jesus, they literally just want more Marvel movies.

>>80993448
Was Titanic not oscarbait?

>>80993651
There was a point where I was thinking "This can't possibly be as big a trainwreck as it seems" too, but people can always find a way to fuck up.

TEN OUT OF 37!

THAT'S 37% IT'S RISING NIGGAS

WB is going to overdrive JUSTICE LEAGUE hard, isn't it?

>>80993561

Please don't anon, there are things worth living for, even if you don't see them right now.

>>80993614
It's not about the story appropriateness of water but the game mechanic of water which 1) REQUIRES a Pokemon with Surf and sometimes Dive and 2) ALWAYS has a chance of a Pokemon encounter and 3) Can ONLY move in one speed, three things that don't apply to regular land.

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The reason it's funny as a fan is because DC and WB need to learn. They can do infinitely better than Snyder and there's absolutely no reason he should still be involved.

So it's hilarious because FUCKING OBVIOUSLY this is the result.

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>>80992622

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>>80992995
Because hype, that's why anyone thinks this train wreck looked good

Inb4 I get called a Marvel shill, I'm not. I'm not even happy about the bad reviews because it's still going to make 12 trillion dollars so I'm still not going to get a decent Superman film later down the road.

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>>80993700

>>80993604
I had the entire theater to myself until 2 families (1 woman with 3 kids and 1 woman with a baby in a stroller) showed up 5 minutes before it started!

The only time I've had a theater to myself was a Mad Max: Fury Road. I think I used up all my "Personal Screening" points.

>>80993704
Have we ascended to shitposting valhalla yet?

>>80993681
they're owned by Universal. How else do you think Fast & Furious movies keep getting high RT scores?

>>80993150
>Marvel has won
>not realising that DC saturating the market with shit movies just means that they'll cause the bubble to burst, thus ruining the fun for everyone, Marvel included
This is the end for capeshit, anon.

On the plus side, maybe /co/ can get back to being a comics board.

>>80993649
Rotten Tomatoes is fucking garbage and always has been for this very reason.

49% = Bad and 51% = Good

You can make a mediocre film but if all reviews agree it deserves the mediocre score of 51%, it's 100% of Rotten Tomatoes.

Friendly reminder that marvel fans tried to warn DC fans, but DC fans didn't listen.

Maybe an apology is due.

>>80993700
LET'S GOOO

>>80993705
Yes I know

>>80993759
>ALWAYS has a chance of a Pokemon encounter

repel senpai

>>80993681
it's part of the Time Warner group of companies

>>80993764
This x inifnite

Why are you dummies surprised? Snyder has always been genuinely bad, he's basically a pretentious Michael Bay that doesn't even have Bay's eye for film grain.

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>>80993700
Bring it

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>>80993700
>it's true
WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

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>>80993609
That was very good, but Watchmen is still my favorite.

I also liked the first 300

hell, even Sucker Punch was a fun guilty pleasure

>>80993717
It's not that they don't know, it is that they don't care.

Because it's irrelevant and just one of Snyder's many attempts to seem "intellectual".

Fuck, all foreign countries are using "Vs."

4.7 TO 5.3

EXPONENTIALLY WE'LL BE AT 10/10 SOON

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>everyone complaining about lack of jokes

>>80993746
>TEN OUT OF 37!
>THAT'S 37%
No, it's not.
That's 27%

>>80993700
THE UNDERDOG MAKES A COMEBACK

>>80993694
And also because it was just okay we'll have retards screaming that it was either an unappreciated masterpiece or an absolute shitshow years from now?

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>Hulkamania runs wild on gawker
>Batman vs superman tanking like it deserves to
>Trumps gonna get the nomination

IS THIS THE BEST FUCKING WEEK OR WHAT? I FUCKING LOVE IT

Aw it's going up fast. Ending at the 60's won't be that funny.

>>80993764
Amen

>10 fresh
>17 rotten
we are going to make it

>>80993700
>8% of all likely reviews are now in

>>80993791
I'd take another ambitious disaster over the billionth by-the-books hero's journey quipfest

>>80993810
No Snyder movie will ever have a joke as good as the one with Dwayne Johnson in Pain & Gain, for sure.

>>80993833
It's 10 out of 27 so that's 37%

>>80993717
v. and vs. are both variations of versus.

There's no distinction between versus in a battle and versus in a courtroom.

>>80993662
>kino
what? what the fuck is a kino. it's a movie, a film, a piece of cinema. not whatever that lottery thing is

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>>80993703
I'm by definition a Marvelfag, and I despise the MCU

I think this whole thread is trolling, or even if it's real these reviewers are trolling. Once the general public and actual fans, not MCUshills and people on Disneys payroll get to see this, things will turn around

Let's not forget that Disney is an occult company and a powerful one

>>80993329
Big Budget Television is where cape adaptations belong. Serialized fiction should be adapted to serialized fiction.

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SNYDER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS GUYS... Can we make enough noise for DC to notice we want him fucking out? Jesus christ

Was Batman received well? I just want my batman solo directed by Affleck.

>>80993477
Remember, Captain America started at 40%

Please.

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POST YFW

Huge fanboy and this is bombing so badly I find it funny

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On one hand this means that marvel is going to have EVEN LESS competition than they already have and on the other I fucking hated MoS and I'm glad this bombed.

>>80993700
Jesus
Watching the review scores for this thing is probably gonna be more of a wild ride than the movie itself.

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will it climb

will it fall

tune in next thread!

same bat-time

same bat-shitpost

>>80993842
Trump is a joke, enjoy Hillary for 8 more years.

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>>80993786
Yeah, just like dreamworks and sony animation ruined business for pixar. oh, wait. It's been 20 years and that still hasn't happened.

Normies respond to the "quality" of marvel's cookie cutter formula. Everyone else in the genre being relative shit isn't going to affect them at all.

>>80993892
Batman is all you'll get now, just as it used to be.

>>80993802
>You have to spend money to use an item that can run out for something that happens at no cost on land
Nope. Especially when you add it on the list of other shit that's wrong with too much water. It's stupid. "Too much water" is a legitimate criticism of Hoenn.

Reminder that great art is rarely appreciated in its time.

>>80993863
>I'd take another ambitious disaster
While I appreciate your enthusiasm, why would you want a second disaster in what is supposed to be your big franchise to compete with the juggernaut that currently is Marvel? It'll just make the company look like bigger jokes

"Hey look, this company's been putting out constant hits"
"Hey look, this other company's been putting out highly flawed with slightly more intellectually based content but a clear lack of direction and scriptwriting"

>>80993717
>>80993821
>>80993873

Oh my dear lord is that why it's "v."?

I'm fucking disgusted. How cringe inducing.

The counter of fresh/rotten is updated later than the percentage because it needs to update the page and link to the individual reviews, unlike the percentage which just has to query the database.

I can't imagine what /tv/ is like right now

>>80993875
It's a shitty /tv/ meme.

>>80993672
>devin faraci

opinion discarded

>>80993274
>I think he needs to stick to making pre-existing comics into movies. Whenever he tries to come up with his own shit, it ends up blowing up in his face.
I don't want to shit on your favorites but Watchmen is equally guilty of this with its ending.

>>80993703
>wanting dark and edgy films.
you are the reason dkr exists, fuck you

Most of the reviews are saying it's not fun

Do they just want a constant marvel quipfest?

>>80992622
at least its going up now..... 37%.... jesus...

>>80993870
Math is great. Even if the board is coming down around us, math will always be internally true and consistent.

>>80993833
10*37/100
3.7
37%

>>80993759
OR/AS actually fixed the "one speed while surfing" issue: if you teach a Sharpeedo Surf, sucker is as fast as a goddamn jet ski.
Also: Sharpeedo is a great mixed attacker with stats to justify physical or special offensive roles, and speed to set up a sweep.

>>80993878
Pretty much. Hopefully they go for some HBO series though, Arrow has shown that the CW format can go horribly awry

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>>80993916
lol my man

ehl oh ehl

> I think this whole thread is trolling, or even if it's real these reviewers are trolling. Once the general public and actual fans, not MCUshills and people on Disneys payroll get to see this, things will turn around

The movie's gone from 0% to 37% in the span of 45 minutes, and there are still hundreds of reviews that have yet to be written for the movie. Of course the rating is bound to get better.

>>80993841
Yeah you're just talking about obsessive nerds on /co/. I'm talking about the majority of viewers.

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>mfw following the thread while watching a comfy movie.

>>80993956
Probably want a movie that's not a 3-hour Snyder borefest

>>80993842
Trump winning the nomonation guarantees our first woman as president. Not even Republicans want to support that walking trainwreck

>>80993892
The one consensus in these reviews seem to be that Batfleck steals the show

>>80993914
Oh now we are in for a show

On the Top Critics side, it's at 20%

>>80992622

Don't worry lads, it'll still make a crapton of money!

http://deadline.com/2016/03/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-global-box-office-opening-1201723873/

>Marvel makes quippy shit
>DC makes grimdark shit
>FOX just makes shit excluding 3 movies
When will cape movies be consistently good?

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>>80993830

I HAVE A GUN IN MY HAND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

>>80993956

Quip count is positively correlated to score for cape movies.

>>80993672
>le faraci
I'd rather have someone legitimately give BVS a shit review rather than this manchild

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41%!

It's going up!

Never lose hope, Anon. There's always hope.

>>80993787
>BvS doesn't even deserve the mediocre score of 51%.

Yikes. That being said, they still show the average rating.

>>80993935
How are you this poor in fucking Pokemon? Just buy a couple hundred.

>"Too much water" is a legitimate criticism of Hoenn.

Agreed though

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>>80993887
It's simple.

>>80993997

Weakness is your motto

>>80993944
You thought it was Batman 5: Superman?

MORE LIKE THE JOKERHARLEY DCVERSE.

Screencap this, SS will be a hit and DC will push them majorly from then on. Expect more movies with anti-heroes and villains in the DCEU.

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>>80993954
I think the ending in the movie was way better than in the comic

>>80993672
>Faraci
Shit, and here I was starting to preemptively hate the movie. I guess marvel really is fucked after all.

>>80993971
Okay, it's fixed... as long as you have one specific Pokemon?

>>80993956

There's a huge difference between quipfest and retardedly dour.

That's Snyder's biggest problem, he is not only bad, he is dour, so it's even more obvious how WEAK his storytelling is.

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>movie tanking already

FIRE SNYDER HIRE GEORGE MILLER
FUCKING RETARDED JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80993976
It's gonna settle in the 40-60% range, I reckon
just like Man of Steel

TOGETHER WE

They should have put in Felicity.

>>80993997
You mean not even GOP establishment puppets.
Hillary will probably win though, and nobody will be happy.

>>80993892
Well, he is the better part of the show alongside WW, no one shit on him yet unlike poor Supes.

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>>80993842
Why are Trumptards so annoying?

>>80993956
Yes. They went in expecting an avengers movie guaranteed. They still are probably right though I can already see it being too serious just from the previews

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/co/.
Why do you care?

>>80993951

they have a general which is currently at #6.

>>80993465
>Johns already said no synergy in Rebirth
No BvS synergy, but they're ramping up the SS synergy something fierce.

Reviews don't say much. The box office is what counts. I remember Mad Max Fury Road had a 95% on RT's reviews and ended to flop hard on the box office, beaten by a musical that i don't even remember its title.

>>80993997
What those old cronyism hags want doesn't matter. There's a new order coming and it'll be great.

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JUST SELL SUPERMAN AND BATMAN TO MARVEL SENPAI

>>80994024
>How are you this poor in fucking Pokemon? Just buy a couple hundred.
My point is that I shouldn't have to when the game ALREADY has a system in place where you can walk without an encounter happening. Especially when we all know repel isn't fool proof, you still get random encounters.

>>80994036
>Expect more movies with anti-heroes and villains in the DCEU.

>Flash movie turns into Rogues movie
>GL turns into a Sinestro movie

good shit

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>>80993964
>10*37/100
>3.7
>37%
There are 100 reviews and 37 of them are positive?
Anyway:
>>80993833
This anon got the numbers wrong.
See:
>>80993870

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>most of the reviews are crying about muh fun

>>80993672
How does he enjoy fan4stic bit not this?

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>reviews bashing it because muh fun
>Forbes guy actually called it "grimdark" and discussed shipping

>>80994086
i want to see good movies

bad movies are bad

>>80994102
See
>>80994013

>It's gonna get 90% scores what now naysayers
LITERALLY 2 HOURS LATER and it's already a massive conspiracy to hold the movie down. Fucking REALLY? At least wait a day before going into damage control mode so it won't look like your responses are rehearsed!

>>80993951

>THE DEATH OF DCEU #7

How unexpected!

>>80994031
It should've been called Dawn of Justice. Or Batman Vs. Superman if really necessary for name recognition. But how fucking tryhard do you have to be to call it both AND make it "v.", implying some sort of legal dispute.

>>80993956
It's not fun does not means lack of quin in this case, they made it very clear that the film is EXTREMLY dull.

>>80994086
silly anon this is /tv/ posting

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>>80994086
I just wanted an iconic Batman for my generation and Baleman didn't cut it

>>80993672
BvS confirmed for greatest cape movie.

>>80994112
>Damage control

>>80994071
happier than if a dude with tiny hands and shit hair got elected

>>80994071
I don't even want hilary or bernie. But either is a better alternative to a man who has lost more money than most have ever gained and literally can not keep a stance on anything for more than a day

CAN THEY JUST FUCKING GET RID OF SNYDER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE LETTING THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN CHARGE OF DCEU

>>80994099
>repel isn't fool proof
it is

>>80993473
At least Ang Lee has been involved in several fantastic movies. Snyder is a one trick pony, at best.

>>80994129
Conspiracy? Where?

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>>80994086
Who doesn't like a good trainwreck?

but but but ... muh standing ovations

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NOW WE 41%

haters BTFO

>>80994102
NO WE CAN DO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LstIgtkEe50

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>>80994112
>capeshit has to have quips to be fun
I just wanted a good cape movie to be fun without quips

>>80994031
>Movie subtitle
>Movie (new name)
>Movie subtitle
>Movie (old name) 5: Villain

Name that series

>>80994099
>you still get random encounters.

Doesn't that only happen if you're underleveled?

>>80993956
Movies are supposed to be entertaining.

Nolan's movies were serious, but still fun.

>>80993942
A lack of clear direction and scriptwriting is going to stymie any attempts at slightly more intellectually based content, as it always has.

Snyder's movies aren't smart. A character holding a copy of Plato's Republic isn't a theme. His flicks, and that's what they are, basic popcorn flicks, are just well lit, and people confuse that for narrative depth.

>>80994165
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I waited three fucking years for this thing to come out and this is it? What else am I gonna waste a part of my life hyping for?

>>80994142
Isn't Battfleck the universally good thing remarked upon in this movie though?

>>80994133
Maybe it would have been a better movie if it was about Batman suing Superman.

what went wrong?

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How do you think Snyder and such feel watching these reviews?

Where are you Ladderbro? Are you laughing down from heaven?

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>>80994097
YES, IF THEY CAN GIVE CAP A PERSONALITY THEY CAN DO IT FOR SUPES!

>Those expecting BvS to be DC's answer to Marvel's Avengers will find it more akin to Snyder's Watchmen instead

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AN AVENGERS QUIPFEST

>>80994099
You only get random encounters with repel if you're at a low level and all the wild Pokemon have bigger dicks than your party

>>80994039
Blaming it on Dr. Manhattan ruins his arc of leaving the Earth because he's uninterested in humans, as well as his last words to Ozzy. Instead he comes off as a martyr to the viewer.

Although the giant Squid was pretty dumb, I don't think blaming it on him works. Maybe a compromised might have worked?

Also making Ozzy so evil by casting and writing him as weak and arrogant kills the nuanced balanced of right/wrong with Rorschach.

Snyder can't into subtlety, though, so it's a miracle it was as good as it was.

>>80994071
Trump only exists in the race to make Hillary supporters happy to vote for "someone who is not Trump".

I'm actually pretty sure that's the actual purpose of his campaign. I mean fuck, dude was friends with the Clintons and used to talk about supporting Democrats all the time, why are desperate Republicans suddenly pretending he's on their side while he sabotages everything?

>>80994174
>It's only shit, not complete shit

congrats

>>80994086
You best start believing in /tv/ threads anon, YOU'RE IN ONE

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>know embargo ends on thursday
>look at these reviews, two days before thursday!
>Marvelfags shitting up DC because 'not muh franchise!"
literally ship, just a number under Derr Fuhrer Mouschwitz

>>80994086
I don't really, I just like memeing. I don't watch any of the capeshit movies in theaters anyway.

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Noooooo! Synder why?

>>80994208
he's an objectivist. he'll clearly blame the poor people.

>>80992622
Sticky please mods

>>80994199

I'm still hyped for the movie but not so much about how /co/ will look like in the next few years.

>>80993575
He is good for trailers and music videos

Killing Superman just so he can revive three days later is the sort of stupid decisions that make Snyder unfit for making movies, though.

>>80994208
Snyder is sweating over his job and Affleck sobbing over the fact he actually played a good superhero but in a shitty movie.

>>80994036
Joker is the villain of SS tho... Isn't he?

41%, FRIENDS

WE'RE STILL IN THIS

past week daredevil comes out and it was grim and dark and no fun what so ever. great fight fun and dialogue fun. now majority of the critics are complaining grimdark 2spooky4me. doesnt make sense

>>80994170
Read the thread. It's the usual suspects.

>Critics are all Marvel fans
>Critics have been paid off by Disney
>Critics just hate Snyder

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>>80994112
From what I can tell it's thinly written, pulls in too many directions, and is overly bombastic.

So exactly like MoS.

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>>80993531

>>80994039
You're entitled to your opinion, but I never really bought the idea that the russians wouldn't just attack anyway.

You can't have the whole "The superman exists and he's American" thing and then expect me to forget that and think none of the other countries will blame America via Dr.Manhattan for the finale. The space squid worked because it NEEDED to be a nonsequitor threat. A greater threat with a point of origin just points the guns at that point; it doesn't disarm them.

>>80994202
They said he's a better part of the show and as of now no one shit on him yet...except the Uriel dude.