Fuck, Marry, Kill

Yup, you got the order right.

>>80991702
fuck Harley
marry Selina
kill Pam

>>80991894
but why?

Kill Harley
Fuck Pam
pass on STD-woman

>>80991926
Well, Ivy is poisonous right? Or is that just a movie/btas thing?

>>80992024
Only when she wants.

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Ugh. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was batman, and I was being forced at gunpoint to fuck Catwoman, who was tied up.

Because I was Batman, and Batman is a good guy, I only pretended to fuck her, hoping that the villains wouldn't notice. But then Catwoman got so turned on by the fact that I was trying to protect her, that she made me fuck her anyway.

It was the saddest, hottest dream I've ever had.

>>80991702
Fuck selina, marry harley, kill pam

>>80991702
KILL THEM ALL DC IS DEAD
DC
IS
DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fuck Harley
Marry Catwoman
Kill Ivy

Fuck Pam
Marry Selena
Kill Harley.

>>80992291
>marrying Harley

What's it like to not only have shit taste, but being a retard?

Wouldn't fucking Ivy mean I'd be the one dying?

>>80992521
>implying its ever been stated that fucking Poison Ivy would kill you

>>80991702
Kill Marry Fuck
Cat Woman is the most stable out of the lot the other two are crazy Ivy is poisonous on top of it all.

>>80991926
I'm not Batman or a plant so she'd just kill me

>>80991702
Fuck Ivy
Kill Catwoman
Pass on Harley and stay single

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>>80992283
i wish i still had dreams

>>80991702
Fuck: Harley
Marry: Selena
Kill: Pam

>>80992479
Bretty good

Can I fuck Selina, and then marry her? Then just kill the other two? I would do that.

>>80992345
calm down.

>>80992951
No, you and Selena are in a sexless WASPy marriage, as the two of you slowly recent each other.

Fuck Selina
Kill Harley
Marry Pam

>>80993095
Then I'll just marry Harley, I guess. Dammit, what a waste.

>>80991702
>>80991851
Have to agree.

>>80991702

The pic itself is in the right order.

>>80992842
Stop smoking weed.

>>80993095
Couldn't she just be a relentless cock tease who never delivers the goods? Marrying any three just to be trapped in a shitty loveless marriage only for the sake of commitment would all equally be terrible.

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Marry Ivy because she is actually very motherly in some comics and our wedding would be in the woods.

Kill Selena Kyle because she sucks at being a thief.

Fuck Harley because she needs some fresh dick besides Joker.

What any of you fags fail to understand is that if you choose to either fuck or marry Ivy and kill Harley, be sure that Ivy is going to retaliate in the worst form possible. So you safe bet is to either fuck or marry Ivy and keep Harley safe

>>80992283
I'd Fuck, Kill, Marry and Fuck Poison Ivy.

>>80991702
Fuck Ivy
Marry Harley
Kill Selina

>>80991894
Change Selina for Harley, Selina seems like a good fuck but someone I would get bored being married to... Harley on the other hand is insane, loyal, sub and I'm sure it would never get boring. Kill Ivy, that slut.

>>80991702
Kill Ivy
Marry Catwoman
Fuck Harley

>no one wants to marry Harley
Fuck all of you

>>80994662
That's not how the game goes, stupid.

>>80991702
Fuck Harley
No marry
Kill self

>>80996848
No, fuck you for not thinking this through. 9 out of 10 Harleys are just too crazy to handle, if they aren't hopelessly devoted to the Joker. Unless it's the Injustice version, you've got no choice but to put her down.

>>80996848
Harley is worst girl

Why do people always fuck the one they like the most, why not marry them so then you can fuck them whenever

>>80996848
Harley is the below the shit the worms in my asshole eat

Fuck them all and marry Selina

>>80991851
Came here to post that

>>80991702
Fuck Harley, marry Selina, Kill Ivy. Her pussy is literally poision, you can never have it unless you want your dick to fall off.

>>80992903
>>80991702
>>80991894
>>80996789

This is the only correct order.

Ivy often kills her lovers horrifically, in one arc by leaving them to digest/dissolve in one of her plants.

Harley literally blew up children to impress a serial killer.

>>80999083
Isn't that what happens when you have sex anyways?