>superheroes from Earth land on some planet with the intent

Well I'm flat out depressed now by that image...

>>80966864
Don't worry. The tortoise has been confirmed dead.

>fat american kid
Figures.

>>80967027
>brown kid
>american
not if I have anything to say about it

>>80966792
>CN allocates timeslots

>>80966792
If superHEROES from Earth are trying to take down the local authority figure, surely alien heroes would side with them? I mean, maybe not in EVERY instance, but generally superheroes don't go around toppling regimes that AREN'T widely reviled by their people.

>>80967109
Doesn't look very brown to me.

>>80967239
that kid is clearly hispanic
you know mexicans are the reason for the american obesity stats, right?

>>80966864
Even though a tortoise is a land animal, it's got a chance of swimming. It won't look dignified, and he won't enjoy it, but he has a sporting chance of doggie paddling to shore.

>>80967473
they sink though, I used to keep a tortoise and they need to have a pool to drink from. They will walk into it and submerge their entire body, but it's very important the water is shallow enough that it can poke its head above the surface while it's standing at the bottom and a ramp to get out of the pool once it's in otherwise it will drown. They don't swim, they just walk along the bottom

>>80967284

>All the fat americans are actually mexicans

I'm dying pls help

>>80966792
I can't remember where, but I remember a comic where alien species are talking about how fucked up Earth is for having all these damn heroes. That's basically how we run even with their super space tech.

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>>80967787
I've never seen a fat white or asian person under 30

>>80966792
>superhero from another planet lands on earth
>just sticks arouns and becomes earth's designated savior

The opening image post completely derailed the topic of this thread.

>>80969229
That's because you don't get out much in the first place, fatty.

>>80967284

Wow you're really doubling down aren't ya.

>>80969229

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>>80967284
looks white to me
.. the rest of your post makes a LOT of sense though. i've noticed american hispanics are fat as fucking whales. and for some reason they all pull their hair back tightly so they look like those pantyhose dolls

>>80967473
Tortoises cannot swim. They sink like rocks and can't move their legs fast enough to paddle.

>>80967587
this. but i'm pretty sure they can hold their breath for a long time. and maybe absorb a noninsignificant amount of oxygen through the more permeable bits?

>>80966792
>event in which entire city is about to get destroyed
>why doesnt "much more powerful and organized" group show up because they live in the same city

>>80966792
Earth is usually the only planet pathetic enough to need a crutch like having superheroes

>>80969393
> pantyhose dolls

What

>>80969229
You have never left the house.

>>80969229
Next time the crane comes over, have them take you outside.

>>80969692
lmao

>>80966792
sooner or later some godking takes over and gives everyone in their army the same set of powers and those guys become the elite mooks the main characters take out by the dozen

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>>80966792
Eh, alright. Storytime.

Tortoises can swim quite well actually.

>>80967284
nigger its clearly late afternoon, aka when the sun is orange

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>>80966792
I would have made the same mistake as her

:(

>>80969510
are you not aware of those? look them up. tell me they dont look like the beluga-foreheaded mexican women on your bus

>>80972918
Why would I be aware of that, or want to be? Sounds horrifying