>It's Cobblepot's Playhous Edition
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair Edition
2.15: "Mad Grey Dawn" (Mar 21st)
Gordon and Bullock investigate a trail of clues left in a museum robbery, which, unbeknownst to them, were left by Nygma in a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. Meanwhile, Gordon's past comes back to haunt him when an anonymous person threatens to expose his hand in Galavan's murder. Also, Penguin's visit to some old friends leads him to meet his father, Elijah Van Dalh (guest star Paul Reubens), and Bruce practices his street smarts.
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HEY CONKY! Whats the secret word of the day?
>>80965466
Bendis
>>80965466
Murder.
>>80965466
Birds
>>80966010
>>80966139
>>80966214
>Bendis murders birds
sick bastard
>>80966239
Bendis vs Cobblepot, who wins ?
Is this show worthing picking back up? I stopped watching it something like five episodes in to season 2. Not because I disliked it or anything, it'seems just that I forgot about, even though season 2 was leagues ahead of 1. Did it maintain that level of improvement?
>>80966283
It's anyones guess. Oswald has killed before but he's never fought the King of Marvel.
>>80965334
>being forced to make an account to watch these streams
Nah, fuck it
>>80966430
what are you talking about? the first one works fine
>>80966318
Yes
Five minutes to go. I am going to pop some popcorn.
time for Pee Wee Penguin
Will Penguin call out a hit on Cowboy Curtis? Will The King of Cartoons get some cement shoes? Will Strange's new hypnotic phrase be "Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho"?
Lets find out!
>>80966318
We got Mr. Freeze and Dr. Strange now.
HO BOY
Silver best girl
>welcome to the gotham museum of art
I SMELL A HEIST
Some days, you just can't rid of a bomb!
We semi-full Riddler now.
>>80966898
Obviously.
>a giant real bomb in a museum
Yup, thats Gotham
>Leave the man who wanted to die with the gun
I'm onto you Bruce
RIDDLEMAN!
>A giant grenade sculpture
Oh Gotham.
Eddie's set to start popping off!
Breaking the lawwwww
Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb
>comically large grenade
We /adamwest/ now
Bruce is gonna grow up to be Adam West.
Questionmark man?
Nobody reported the giant grenade looking thing beforehand? Fucking art
>that whole Riddler cold open
GOD DAMN THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Oh shit, it's a black lady cop! Run black lady cop, get out while you still can!
RIDDLE ME THIS
WHO STEALS A PAINTING
>>80966954
I love you
This really is the 66 version of Batman.
>>80966960
Oh I thought that was obvious.
>>80966915
>>80966954
Adam West Mind
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
So was it Hugo who called in the tip?
"Anonymous" tip
It was Penguin! Sane Penguin!
Yes, Chief O'Hara, that Prince of Puzzles is at it again, I fear...
>>80966981
An art thief?
Oh goodness this is just precious.
>>80967020
It was all a Penguin plot MUAH!
>all this out loud villainy from Ed
Eddie please
>>80967014
Hello Todd
I just want to give Penguin a hug.
Aww pengy just wants to be buddy's with best boy butch
why is there a fatter face butch next to butch?
This is a trick by Penguin, right?
What's Butch's villain name gonna be?
Johnny Two-Hands?
PENGUIN IS THE PUREST WAIFU
>>80967072
How can a sociopathic villain be so cuddly?
>>80967088
If anything it's a trick by Hugo Strange.
Poor guy.
>>80967089
Hook
>>80967089
Switchout
TOO PURE
>>80967093
He's not even a sociopathic villain right now, he's just a stray puppy that's been kicked and yet still comes up begging for head scratches
>>80967089
Butchy best boy lastname
Poor penguin.
>Butch acting like a boss to Pengy
Man, how the tables turn.
>>80967089
Hoss Delgado
WAS IT RAPE
why is pengon so cute?
Maybe she'll give him the bottle eye.
>>80967136
How many people does this puppy have to kill to be consider dangerous?
Don't you dare take Harvey down with you Gordon
>>80967136
Don't worry, he's faking. This is all a long con.
RIDDLE MY DIDDLE MOTHERFUCKER
>>80967169
NOOOOOOO
Yes...WHO would do such a thing?
>>80967169
not my waifu pls no
>Gordon trying to out-detective Riddler
This is amazing. Straight out of the comics.
We solving riddles and shit now.
>>80967160Not yet.
>>80967166
The actor knows how play sympathetic well.
Quickly Harvey! To the Gordonmobile!
He's doing it! He's doing the riddle solving!
This is hammy as fuck, it's great.
>>80967187
It's....an ENIGMA
Wait what? That scene was so fucking absurd how did he deduce all that so fast?!
That escalated quickly.
>riddler bombing a train station
THEN THERE WAS TROUBLE
Not even batman solves them that fast and he knows the Riddler's Modus Operandi
Jesus christ gotham a little suspense?
GOTHAM NEEDS A HERO
BUT WHO?>?
>>80967228
Because he's the goddamn Gordon. Do you even Riddler?
haha. that was amazing.
>>80967228
It's always like that
>>80967228
COMICS, BABY
WELCOME TO FUCKING GOTHAM
>>80967228
He's The Goddamn Gordon.
>it's a riddler does naughty things episode
>>80967228
Gordon is a BA super detective.
Bats wishes he was this good.
Why is Riddler doing this again? To give Gordon something to do so he doesn't look into Kringle's death?
>>80967228
>>80967251
Riddler 101, he's new at it
>>80967228
This is obviously a prequel to Batman 66. The most absurd riddles were solved on that show. As Gordon gets older he'll lose his riddle-solving abilities.
>>80967252
Spider Man
>>80967228
Don't question it.
>>80967280
probably
or fuck with Gordon in general
>>80967280
He thinks Gordon already suspects him, so he's gotta go.
>>80967280
The riddler has a compulsion to lead people to his crimes. Same way he almost lead them to kringle the first time before he merged.
He will wind up doing it again
>>80967228
He's a freakin' detective. That and he was really into Encyclopedia Brown as a kid.
Riddler causing confusion and delay.
Quick, New Yorkers, what station is that?
Seems unsafe to just throw a bomb like that
>its a Riddler doesnt get caught for 20 years episode
IVY
Finally, Ivy's back.
running late, what have I missed?
Loli Ivy
IVY
Ivy? Haven't seen her in a while.
Ivy growing weed
Should have left it in the lockers. Oh shit lil ivy is back now Bruce has 3 side pieces
Hey look, its Ivy. Remember when she was supposed to be a main character?
Me neither.
>>80967406
Riddler trying to Riddle Gordon
Penguin is fucking adorable
DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO
But mushrooms are plants.
>>80967439
as God intended
>>80967439
We don't need two lolis. Especially not when one is terrible at acting.
Is baby Bruce bout to bang both bese sloots?
>Blue Devil
>trust me it's great
Ivy experimented on herself young I see
That's a new actress for Ivy
So it was a plot to kill Gordon... but how did he know Gordon would be the one sent to investigate? Also
>dat Ivy
>Blue Devil
Who is the best Batman villain and why is it the Riddler?
>>80967457
>fungus
>plant
>>80967478
Kek
>>80967485
Nah I don't think so
>>80967485
No it isn't.
>>80967457
dude what. you eating mushrooms?
>>80967480
Oh fuck I didn't catch that.
They also reference him in the CWverse.
>doing forensics on your own cases
It's dexter all over again
>>80967485
No, she just grew a year.
>>80967478
That was the best episode of the season
Is Riddler going to frame a cop?
>youre dreaming
Kek
DUDE
Duuuuuude...
>>80967537
looks like it
That's not how mushrooms work.
DUDE
Man, you'd think Cat would be a better thief by now
Butch nephew ?
>>80967577
perhaps you did weak shit?
>>80967577
That's how magic mushrooms work.
I hope this doesn't harm Ivy later.
>>80967577
>>80967577
this is the most believable thing in gotham. Ivy is a magician with plants. I am sure she could breed mushrooms to imitate literally any drug.
McConaughey high as fuck, asking his dogs what they wanna do for lunch.
Awesome
>>80967600
Still a dumb kid.
>>80965334
And so DC week begins
>>80967600
Bruce is keeping her down.
>>80967577
She literally said they were magic anon, keep up
Will she be hot in a few years? Place your bets now and check the /co/ archives in 2019!
>>80967653
She's hot now
t. /tv/
>>80967653
She has one of those "grow into it" looks.
O T P
T
P
HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL PENGUIN
Ha. They feathered him.
Please Riddler, don't reject Penguin because he's nice.
>they tarred and feathered him
he looks like a giant barn owl! hooty hoot! hooty hoot!
>>80967653
she's ginger so it can go either way....ima say yes though since her career gives her incentive to look good
>tarred and feathered
Kek
GET IT BECAUSE HE'S A PENGUIN
RIDDLER IS GONNA DUMP PENGUIN
This is fucking adorable.
They actually tarred and feathered him. Old school teaching a lesson. And still Penguin looks adorable.
Oh
Oh dear
He isn't faking it.
>even Riddler is creeped out by Penguin
Oh lordy my sides
Reformed Penguin is a snitch.
DO NOT TRUST.
this is how the Gotham Rogues networking starts
just passing by for a quick chat
I hope Penguin tells Jim about riddlers plan.
Fuck you Riddler! You're a shit friend!
Awww poor Penguin
Love is over.
I like that Bullock is in on this shit
But Jim you did kill Galivan.
Worst BF in /co/ history
Ha ha, a flip phone.
BRASS BALLS BRUCE.
>>80967815
Yeah, that's Gotham, intentionally anachronistic.
>Alfred lessons kicking in
Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
He's kind of too big for you, Bruce.
Bruce shut up
Strange is the one who re opened the case on Theo
NO MORE HALF MEASURES BRUCE
GET UP
JESUS, GOTHAM
>cowardly clown
pls no
>that laugh
>"Ignorant, brutish, cowardly CLOWN"
Really? We're still doing this?
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAD
SUPERSTITIOUS COWARDLY LOT
kek the 2 stoned guys on the couch
Time for penguin dad
>Mother's grave
oh god
PEE-WEE
PEE WEE
PEE WEE BITCH
Pee-wee time.
PEE WEES BACK BABY
AHHHHHHH!
PEE-WEE
Has the BvS sneak peek happened yet?
WHAT'S THE SECRET WORD /CO/?
Emperor Penguin in the house!
>>80967845
It's tv/movie world, where being a big guy means you lose strength after 30 seconds of fighting. DESU I was expecting a subversion where Bruce gets knocked out, and he learns that some battles shouldn't be fought.
>Paul Reubens
Oh shit it's happening!
Man, when Penguin is going to snap back, he is going to explode.
>>80967933
I don't think so.
>>80967935
Bastard!
This is a fucking con
He's 31? Dude the Time Trapper is fucking with this earth hard.
Pee Wee would fuck penguins mom
>Selena will never tell you to lick her boots
Why Live
>son
SECRET WORD
DAMMIT JIM EAT YOUR FUCKING PORK CHOPS
>>80967935nigger
>>80967941
>where being a big guy
FOR YOU.
>>80967935
Detective
Wait Leigh knew that Gordon killed Galavan?
Oh wait, never mind.
SLUT
>>80967971
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80967971
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD DAMN
YOU DON'T JUST MURDER A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME
POOR FORM
>>80967987
She knew he was lying to her.
>Tavern of black birds
Ed you dumbass should have been black birds at a bar
Penguin killed Galavan though.
We Jason Todd nao!
>A CROWBAR
>>80967941
Same DESU senpai
>A crowbar
>>80968019
>POOR FORM
>>80968030
He just beat him and shoved an umbrella in his mouth after he died. Gordon shot him.
>>80968029
you dont use the word in the riddle
What do you call a club exclusively for black birdsA crowbar
>>80967974
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aw shit, no one tell /tv/ that Jessie is employed again.
>>80968065
I meant tavern, I was arguing he fucked up the order of the words, semantics but he's supposed to have OCD so this bugs me
>crowbar joke
>not saying "HOW'S THAT FOR A 3-POINTER!"
0/10 shit Riddler
Cookie Monster is looking silky.
This is a long ass phone commercial.
>>80968116
It's a phone?
Cookie Monster playing puppets. INCEPTION!
>Penguin and father reunited
oh Happy Day! Surely nothing bad will happen here
penguin my waifu for laifu
Well I wonder how this is going to horribly go wrong.
What are the chances of Pengy's dad turning out to be some psychopath weirdo?
So what's pengys dad gonna do to fuck him up back into a murder spree
Penguin is the eyewitness finking on Gordon. Screencap this.
That's a beautiful set.
And just when I thought Penguin couldn't get any cuter they put him in that hat. Damn too cute.
>>80968143
>You're mother was a ________
>>80968141
250%
>>80968143
He hasother kids
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT.
HEY JAMBI!
This is a fucking con
>>80968141
I'm betting it's a setup by Strange
>>80968141
It's Gotham.
pee-wee gives me the creeps
>>80968140
>>80968141
>>80968143
he's old Gotham money so he's got to be involved in something shady
>>80968169
The set and art direction in this show in general is fucking great.
They?
>>80968141
So so high.
>>80968159
Nah it's Hugo. He recorded the conversation when Pengy yelled at Gordon about it and he has Theo's body.
>penguin's finding some happiness
this is going to go so, so wrong
So this is how he comes ino his fortune I guess. Killing his dad
>Is this a dream?
Papa Pee-Wee is Penguin's magic mushroom induced hallucination
What is Penguin's dad is a member of the Court of Owls?
That would be a great way to introduce them into the show...
The rest of Penguin's family are going to be horrible.
>large family
Oh dear. This cannot be good.
>>80968200
Shit, this.
Strange rebuilding Penguin to be good, just to tear him back down by fucking with him.
>>80968217
>Penguin isn't allowed to be happy
Actually fuck it. This is Gotham
NO ONE is allowed to be happy.
Whens Pnguien putting on the fat suit?
>>80968205
Court of owls when?
>he lives right next to the victim
Convenient.
So this guy learned that Gertrude died but not who Penguin is?
Riddler. You genius bastard.
Oh shiiiiiiiiit
>Court of Penguiens
Ed tipped off Barnes didn't he?
>>80968239
>>80968252
>Court hivemind
It would be an awesome twist.
RIDDLERRRRRRRRR!!
>Oh Gordon can explain, he'll be arriving right behind me
FUCKING SHIT, RIDDLER
YOU SET HIM UP
>>80968252
Never! It's never going to happen! Stop asking! Shut up about the fucking Court of Owls! Every fucking season!
>>80968262
It's a ruse by Strange
am I crazy or is President Snow narrating this Delta commercial
>>80968284
Well, yeah, he said he was fucking with Gordon earlier.
>>80968297
I'm onto you
but the guy was clearly beaten to death. gordan has his gun out, and no blood on him.
no cop would be dumb enough to even suspect him in the first place.
All those posters thinking Jim was solving the riddles too fast. Eddie played him like a fiddle.
>>80968297
The producers of the show mentioned it would happen eventually. Either way he's involved in some secret society.
>>80968284
>Riddler knew Gordon would investigate
Fucking damn Riddler
>>80968353
Eddie was in charge of forensics, too. So he deliberately released the information to Bullock in time for Bullock to tell Gordon, who he knew would run out asap. Then probably called in an anonymous tip to go to this other cop's place.
>>80967752
>>80967770
>I'm a changed man, a better one, and you can change to
>cool
>>80968314
Nope. That is indeed Donald Sutherland.
Poor Gordon can't catch a damn break.
Wish Gordon had just shot the chief. Nothing good would've come of it, I just don't like him.
First Bat-Scar!
Girl without your kisses...
Will Ed clear him of the charges or let it all fall on him?
>You do like pain
so that's why she becomes a dominatrix for a bit, for Bruce
I like the police chief. He's a hardcore Lawful Good (bordering on Lawful Stupid) but he's by no means a hypocrite about it and understands exactly why the rules are important in the first place, and holds himself to those same standards.
PANE?
Damn, Bruce got FUCKED up.
>That no one can.
Wait for it, little man.
WE BANE NOW
>>80968445
Gordon is how all cops should be.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
>Nobody's unbreakable, Bruce.
FFFFFFFFFFFf-here comes the Baneposting
>Smash cut to 15 years later with Bane breaking Batman's back
>>80968445
Yeah he's fantastic.
Its not like Gordon doesnt belong in prison
"Nobody's unbreakable bruce" tell that to my dick Selena
Riddler is the goat villain
Forensics! Figure it out!
>Nobody's unbreakable Bruce.
Incoming Baneposting.
RIDDLE MAN THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING
Gordon got fingered!
HOLY SHIT RIDDLER
Damn, Ed is good.
What happened to the BvS sneak peek? Did I get rused?
God dammit I like it when villains are violent brutes instead.
>all those people saying Riddler was being sloppy earlier
eat
those
words
Holy shit, Riddler CAN be terrifying
>>80968484
say that again
Gordon literally dindu nuffin.
Riddler was the tipster! oh shit pengy told him
>>80968528
Next commercial break
His heart was a thing?
>>80968534
Yes, he can be. Jesus, he can be.
>you broke my heart
Awwwwwww
>you broke my heart
poor captain desu
>>80968528
They always happen toward the end so the episode gets the ratings boost
FREDO IT WAS YOU
>YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR BADGE
>I TRUSTED YOU
>AND YOU BROKE MY HEART
God damn you're breaking my heart right now!
Did Bullock figure it out?
GAAAAAAYYY
>>80968501
She's a kid fella
>>80968528
Didn't you learn anything from Russel Crowe Fighting Round the World
>>80968529
>hurt Durr World's greatest detective? That's gay
>>80968585
Hope so, Bullock vs Nygma is great.
Only in Gotham could an officer who gets arrested three times a year in front of the entire force become commissioner.
>>80968577
HAH!
>>80968585
Not yet. But he will. He will.
God damn imagine if Riddler didnt have a compulsion. He would own Gotham
This is amazing
Fuck me, that was a really good trailer.
Im al for the movie
But naw senpai this is showing too much for me 3 days away
>>80968601
She's 17 isn't she?
That's legal in most states.
In Europe, that's considered a MILF.
Why does Afleck's Bruce sound like a hick?
I wonder if these cops are just rolling their eyes and going "Not this shit again..."
>>80968601
Was speaking as Bruce in that scene where they had sexual tension but it's cool call me a pedo
Huh, BvS looks neat.
Ok so we all know Riddler, what did he do to lead it all back to him?
>>80968619
>>80968627
>>80968630
What was it?
>>80968634
16.
I watching on ctv. Where did you guys see the bvs sneak peak? I saw a commercial but I saw it before.
RIDDLEMAN VS BULLOCK GET HYPE
>>80968640
Really?
That sounds like a southern/Appalachian accent to you?
>>80968607
not only that they know he was working with criminals by his own admission
Imagine how bad off all the other choices are if Gordon made it commissioner.
Also it makes it realistic. There is no way a clean cop can last a Gotham's commissioner pre-batman
>>80968607
Not only that, but become the greatest commissioner in Gotham history despite being a murderer.
>>80968607
Damn straight. After being cleared that many times, he must have gained a Teflon rep.
GUILTY
Holy shit that was fast!
>timeskip
what
Daaaaaaaamn
HOLY SHIT
THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST
>Gordon going to prison
DONT DROP THE SOAP BRO
>time skip guilty verdict
holy shit
HOW IS GORDON GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE
>>80968655
Nothing spoilery, just some little bits of clips and lines we haven't seen yet.
>>80968668
Grew up in Virginia. So....yeah.
>>80968649
That commercial was incredible. I was seriously surprised by it. Now to find it on youtube.
Gee, I wonder if anything important happened in those four weeks.
Oh well.
>>80968619
>>80968627
Going to a BvS screening later on, I'll give you guys a full report from the /co/mrade's perspective.
IT'S ALIVE
>timeskip guilty
Kek
Rot in prison you murderous fakkit
I hope James Jr comes out stillborn
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
uh oh
watch out riddler
you going get it
>Gordon sentenced to 20 YEARS
>Babs is awake
Oh fuck
>>80968710
I grew up in West Virginia. Try to tell me otherwise.
Oh goddamnit.
Who is staying for Lucifer? I am here.
Ahhhhhh shit. Crazytits is awake.
>>80968671
Gordon is a really good cop though, even if he breaks some laws he still gets what needs to be done done, and thats more important.
It's time for Bruce and Selina's first case!
HERE'S BARBARA
>Barbara wakes up
>busts out of Arkham
>busts Jim out of prison
Good news Barbara! Your pregnant!
>>80968715
I'm going to see it on Thursday night, I want to stay as spoiler-free as possible.
>>80968744
I'm with you anon the ep looks fun
>timeskip to hide the pregnancy
How cheap
>>80968744
We should start renaming these the Gotham/Lucifer talkback threads or something.
>>80968699
Is this shopped? Cause if not...wow.
>>80968746
There is no way Gordon can be called truly good. He killed multiple people for penguin.
It's hard to call him even chaotic good
Is this setting up Barbara Gordon somehow?
INB4 Bruce exonerates Gordon.
But Jim you do belong in prison you've committed several felonies.
Well, that's a good way to make room for Barbara.
Also, how weird is this scene? That's the actor's actual kid to be.
>>80968777
I'll make sure to spoiler tag, I just wanted to let you guys know whether it's good or not.
OH FUCK MELINDA
Can you be police commissioner with a prison record
>Jim leaves Leigh and their child
>Barbara wakes up
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>80968627
Anyone have a link to it?
>>80968789
I've been saying that for weeks.
Meanwhile, Penguin is happy as a clam.
FAMILY! Thats the secret word of the day!
>you've made me the happiest man on the planet
oh god
Yep, theyre gonna try to poison Pengy.
Welp, time for Rorschach moments.
>>80968792
Nah she's thick as hell
Do they not know he was the "King of Gotham"?
There's something fishy going on at the Cobblepot's...
This family's hair. THAT HAIR!!!
Oh fuck he is not going to be liked in there.
>>80968823
He'll be cleared when Azrael shows up
Cobblepot is going to kill off all his Half siblings
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
>harlot trying to rape Pengy
Unacceptable.
>Gordon is disgraced and off to the slammer
>abandons Leigh and their unborn kid
>Barbara is back
>Penguin is going to have his heart broken and life ruined again
God damn this episode hurt on so many levels.
>>80968853
Wincest
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHOW
PENGY
GETTING
SOME
>>80968833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMltUXZkPUM
Oh my
>>80968819
Not only that, but he cucked a man in order to shoot that load inside Baccarin.
>step sister moving in on him
Ha, just like King of the Hill.
>attempted stepsibling seduction
Now we're talking.
>>80968866
Or that "family" put out insurance on him and will now try to kill him. However, Pengy snaps and kills everyone.
>that teaser
SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON AT THE COBBLEPOTS
Pengcest
AND PENGY'S WHOLE FAMILY IS CRAZEBALLS
>Raped AND Murdered
who is this qt?
Last episode: Alfred beatdown
This episode: Bruce beatdown
Next episode: Gordon beatdown
>step sister seduction
Awww yeah...
That'll be 35.99, plus tip.
>>80968915
THIS IS FUCKING GOTHAM
EVERYONE IS CRAZEBALLS
>its a Penguin house of murder episode
>its a Penguin fucks his cousin episode
Lucifer is such a bro getting the pizza boy some strange
>>80968792
>>80968847
Another one.
Next week:
>Gordon gangbeat in prison
>Oswald stepsister incest and family murders
>Barbara????
Hellooooooooo Britneys...
>>80968939
the only way you should be in gotham and sane is if you are ridiculously poor
Like I can't even imagine having any sort of money and staying there
I rather be a hobo in capital city or metropolis than working a 8 to 5 in gotham
>Pizza Delivery Guy, Brittanys
>>80968908
>>80968866
more like. dad thought Mom was rich. and now dead, was after her money. Finds Oswald, and new plan is get the money from him.
>>80968893
Jesus this looks phenomenal
>The world only makes sense, if you force it to.
Can't wait to see this movie.
>>80968982
Maybe they have really, really good pizza there?
>>80968964
First saw her i n a small part on house of lies and damn I'm glad she became attfu
>>80968994
Sounds more like Penguin's dad amassed a 'family' who wasn't related, who got close to him in the hopes of inheriting his money after what would surely be an untimely death. Penguin being actually related messes up their plans
>>80968951
Now hold on, not even Pengy is crazy enough for Jebcore.
>>80969030
Makes the most sense based on that preview.
Oh Lucifer. Pedo priests jokes.
A priest walks into a bar to see Lucifer....
>>80969030
Yeah that's what it seems like to me too.
>Penguin is forced to kill in order to protect himself
>immediately snaps all the psychotherapy Strange put him under and he goes back to his old self
>>80968607
considering how many red shirt cops get blown away on a daily basis on this show I don't think they have a big pool to pick from
>God told a Priest to go see the Devil
>>80969062
He wouldn't be Lucifer if he hadn't make that crack.
>>80969062
>Oh Lucifer. Pedo priests jokes.
At this point it's pretty much expected any time Catholic clergy come up in a show.
>>80969104
Well it was a pretty big deal
>>80969090
I need you to see my kid.
Jesus?
No, the other one....
I finally put my finger on it, you guys know what Lucifer reminds me of? Wilfred.
>>80969104
I guess that's what you get for abetting child abusers for centuries.
>Gordon not fighting it
>just telling his girl to give up and leave
Riddler straight up broke him.
>>80969152
>open secret that Priests were buggering little boys for centuries
>suddenly a problem now
>>80969014
Seriously though. Even the average person has to know how corrupt the city is and how ineffective law enforcement is.
Surely after seeing batman lock up a villain and said villain escaping arkham for the third time you should be like
"Honey...I don't care how good Tony's pizza is down the corner nor do I care that doomsday just wrecked metropolis. At least we know superman isn't afraid to kill. Let's go"
>What is the most unattractive male name in existence?
>Keith.
>>80969278
Waldo
>>80969189
Too big to ignore.
>>80968884
>>80968884
>>80968866
They were just doing it in self defense, they could be raped and murdered, AND murdered.
>>80969238
Question: Is there any major city in the DCU that doesn't have heroes/villains running around in it?
Metropolis isn't as corrupt, but you still have to worry about Superman tier threats destroying large parts of the city.
I swear, this feels like two shows. A cop show and a separate supernatural show featuring Lucifer. There better be able to unite these two or what's the point?
>>80969371
New York exists in DC. And considering the villains are all fucking up fictional ones, I imagine there aren't that many left to torture the Big Apple.
>>80969238
You have to think about the context, here. I mean, they could live in Blüdhaven or Hub City or something.
>>80969378
Luci caught a whiff of something from tank, probably that his brother saved him so it might converge down the road
>>80969378
I'm curious why Anadiel saved this jerk's life. I'm sure that plays a part.
>>80969448
To fuck with Lucifer
>>80969448
To fuck with Lucifer.
Uh oh, I smell wacky shenanigans.
>>80969470
>>80969503
Lucifermind
>>80969529
And speaking of...
Two bloody marys and a good shag.
I can go for that.
>The MILF in confession
I love this guy.
Hardcore Henry looks like the stupidest movie ever. It would make for a great live action video game though....
Why doesn't Cookie Monster just eat the cookies he already has right behind him on the counter?
>>80969683
That's what I was wondering. How the hell does Cookie Monster even have cookies saved up? SoD broken.
The Spider is the kid, isn't he?
Oooh, sisters...
>Nun strippers
Classy Lucifer, classy.
Sacraligious strippers for the priest..... Nice
Stripper Nuns from the Order of Our Lady of the Perpetually Undressed.
Black Priest is a pretty good actor desu
This guy is trying really hard to sound like Morgan Freeman.
Watch it, Luci. Your daddy issues are showing.
Oooh, burn
Ebony and ivory ...
The Devil went down to California....
>>80969913
Ha. Multiple meanings.
Get me pictures! Pictures of Spider!
>>80969931
You know, folklore has it that...pretty much every great classic Blues musician claims to have met the devil at the crossroads and learned how to play. Some of the rock greats too.
>>80970085
And Dethklok. He ended up owing THEM.
Aw, the devil and the priest are besties now.
Is that the gun Decker shot luci with?
>>80970185
Its either that or the gun that put him in a coma.
Aw, this scene is sad... poor Lucifer...
>the Priest knew
Of course he did.
We can turn every time they say "plan" in the episode into a drinking game.
After all of this Father Frank knew, and he gave the man some sympathy.
>>80970382
We'd need new kidneys.
>these clouds
SIMBA... YOU MUST TAKE YOUR PLACE...
And here's why he's Lucifer.
What's the song?
>>80970467
I wanna say 'Knocking on Heaven's Door'...
Decker on piano is cute
Dead man has a hell of an appetite.
Next episode Lucifer finds out he can't actually be shot!
This should be good.
Helloooooo Chloe...
And ooh, the angel is a jerk.
Damn, that was a good one.
>>80970526
They just don't get good waffles in Hell.
>>80970582
Heaven is a Waffle House. Where the waffles are always fresh and hot and the bacon is all you can eat.
>>80970625
And the pancakes are so fluffy you could sleep on them.
>>80970674
Damn, that sounds nice. Instead of rolling out of bed in the morning, you roll onto your stomach and just start munching away.