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G I N G E R
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>Gorillaz
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>>80953881
Is this before or after he blackmails his music teacher after sleeping with her
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>>80954092
my guess is that him blackmailing her is the opening scene
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>Gorillaz
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>>80953881
>Archie
>chad

Reeeeee
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>>80954264
Opening scene is the murder of Jason Blossom.
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>>80953881
He looks like he's about to go shoot up a movie theater.
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Josie, Jughead, Veronica, and Betty
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>Gorillaz shirt in 2016

I mean, I like the group but come the fuck on
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>>80954398
>>80954406
>Josie is black
>When there is a black member of the Pussycats already

This literally makes no sense. I mean it's not like anybody cares about Josie at all to begin with so there's no reason they couldn't just use Valerie
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>>80954494
Josie has a more recognizable name.
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>>80954398
>>80954406
>Jughead's not wearing his hat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>grimdark archie adaptation
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>>80954406
>>80954398
>Warrior shirt
>they're probably going to make either Betty and/or Veronica huge sjw
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>>80954343
then this is the first present day scene,? since that takes place over the summer
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>>80954398
Why are Betty and Veronica so average looking? Aren't they supposed to be hot?
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>>80954524

Or she plays a sport.

Simmer down there slugger. I know the boogieman is scary but let's not jump the gun.
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>>80954092
In no way do I believe that whole shit is real until I see it.
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>>80954476
Hey man, it's not illegal to like bands from the early 00s
they're still relevant
they are coming out with an album in the next year or two
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>>80954398
>>80954406
>Jughead is a qt

why is this allowed?
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>>80955075
Anon, there are bigger problems with this whole mess of a production than your uncomfortable Spruce boner.
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>>80953881
This seems like one of those things that has no right being good, yet it still is.
Like iZombie or Gotham.
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>>80954398
so is he going to make kevin redundant because he sure looks it.
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>>80954398
>no cap
Id even take a fucking snapback christ
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>>80954398
>>80954406
>no beanie

Also are you sure that's not Val
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>>80954535
Fuck you! She's hot as fuck!
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>>80954535

These shows are generally more interested in making the guys hot.
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>>80955212

Our TalkBack threads will be a blast no matter what. Do we know who plays Kevin yet?
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>>80954406
>Jughead
>Head clearly not a jug

How do you fuck up this badly?
Not-Valerie a cute, though.
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>>80955474

Valerie is my favorite and the casting call matches her more than Josie too. This really upsets me.
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>>80955491
yes but that's clearly hair dye.
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>>80954494
>All bands can only have one black member, max
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>>80954524
She's just a Patty Smith fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM
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One man could save this. A man of justice. A unrepentant bastard who does the right thing regardless of public perception of his actions.

When will Hiram show up so then I could give a damn and enjoy seeing him ruin this asshole negative Archie's life .
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>>80955633
>implying that's the issue.
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ARCHIE ANDREWS (K.J. Apa)

>Archie is an intense, conflicted teen, a high school sophomore who is still boyishly handsome but got pumped after working construction for his dad during the summer. He is grappling with heavy issues and juggling the unexpected interest of several girls while discovering his passion for writing and performing music against his father and his football coach’s better wishes. He harbors more than one dark, terrible secret.
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>>80954325
>the two hottest girls in the school lusting after his cum
>not a chad
You are retarded
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BETTY COOPER (Lili Reinhart)

>Betty is a blonde and pretty sophomore some self-esteem issues and affinity for Adderall. Eager-to-please, wholesome and studious, Betty has a super-crush on her longtime best bud, Archie. But tired of being the "perfect" everything, she turns to her new friend, Veronica, for life advice. Betty hails from a dysfunctional family and has a coveted spot on the cheerleading squad — though with certain conditions...
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>>80955633
Everyone knows once you have more than one black member in a band it immediately becomes a rap group.
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When does Felicity show up?
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VERONICA LODGE (Camilla Mendes)

>A silver-tongued stunner, Veronica has just returned to Riverdale from New York with her divorcee mother, following a scandal which resulted in her father going to prison. Extremely intelligent, self-confident and immediately popular, Veronica is eager to reinvent herself — from Mean Girl to caring friend. In the process, she sets her sights on Archie to become her new boy toy, but soon uncovers deeper feelings bubbling beneath the surface.
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JUGHEAD JONES (Cole Sprouse)

>Jughead is a sullen heartthrob with a philosophical bent. The lanky lad is Archie’s former best friend, seeing as the two still are smarting from a rift that took place between them. Angry, Jughead refuses to take the olive branch being proffered by Archie, the hurt goes that deep.
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JOSIE McCOY (Ashleigh Murray)

>Josie is a gorgeous, snooty and ambitious sophomore, and the lead singer for popular band Josie and the Pussycats. She has zero interest in recording any songs written by fellow teen Archie, but that won't stop him from trying.
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>>80955800
>Yfw Felicity discovers a way to travel between universes
>She uses this to bitch at alternative Ollies
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CHERYL BLOSSOM (Madelaine Petsch)

>This fiery redhead is rich, entitled and never accountable. A manipulative mean girl who kills with kindness, she recently lost her twin brother Jason Blossom in a mysterious accident, one that might involve Archie.
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FRED ANDREWS (Luke Perry)

>Archie's father is a generally easygoing owner of the family construction company, who hopes Archie will take over the family business one day. However, Fred is not without skeletons in his closet...
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Never read Archie growing up, and looking at the covers in comic stores I always assumed it was some kid-friendly happy fun slice-of-life book. Only a week ago did I find out that there are paranormal elements and adult themes. Hell, I had no idea Sabrina and that Veronica Mars show were Archie spinoffs. Since then I've started Archie vs. Predator and I like it so far.

So, should I pick it up and start reading? Where's a good place to jump in?
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>>80955867
>Veronica Mars show
shit I got mixed up, I meant Josie and the Pussycats
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http://archiecomics.com/the-cws-riverdale-news-meet-reggie-moose-and-dilton/

Good looking Reggie as looks like a D bag. Dilton being Asian bit of a cringe.
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KEVIN KELLER (Casey Cott)

>Betty's cheerful, openly homosexual, quick-witted best friend, Kevin struggles to mend fences with his conservative father, who refuses to accept his son's lifestyle, and is seeking for love in all the wrong places, until he finally finds a kindred spirit in an unexpected familiar face.
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REGGIE MANTLE (Ross Butler)

>The big man on campus, Reggie is wealthy, sarcastic, manipulately and fashions himself as a ladies' man. As such, he feels threatened when Archie comes seemingly out of nowhere to threaten his rule and goes to increasingly extreme lenghts to destroy him.
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>>80955959
"and every time he's not around someone must ask "Where's Kevin"."
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>>80955959
So is he going to fuck Archie because that would be unexpected.
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DILTON DOILEY (Daniel Yang)

>Dilton is a brilliant student at Riverdale High, whose introverted demeanor makes him an easy target of the local bullies.
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>>80955372
Cute at best
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>>80953881
>I own and regularly wear this exact shirt

I don't know how to feel about this.
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MOOSE MASON (Cody Kearsley)

>The star quarterback of Riverdale High's football team, Moose becomes fast friends with Archie when he decides to join the team. What he lacks in brains he makes up for in brawls, and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
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>>80956025
I'd bully him with my dick.
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>>80955867
I haven't read it, but I've heard good things about Archie+Punisher.
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
0 - 100 real quick
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>>80955932

>subversive take on the classic Archie mythos

Yea because who'd want a John Hughes send up Archie show. Cept everyone who'd first heard that what it was going to be originally.

Fuck this. Wake me when Hiram shows up.
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HAL COOPER (Lochlyn Munro)

>Betty's demanding, secretive father.
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ALICE COOPER (Madchen Amick)

>Betty's distant, emotionally brittle mother, and the root of several of Betty's issues.
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>>80956074
NOT MUH MOOOSE
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>>80956074
>Not casting Moose as Moose

What a wasted opportunity for progressiveness.
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>>80956074
Okay is he hitting on/banging everyone's mother? Or just one in particular?
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HERMIONE LODGE (Marisol Nichols)

>Veronica's seductive, equally silver-tongued mother, who returns to Riverdale in search of new and better prospects after he husband's scandalous and murky imprisonment.
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>>80956074
Bravo.CW!
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>>80956246
Hiram is the returning hero in all of this. Calling it.
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Who is this aimed for even? The Pretty Little Liars audience? Does the Archie license even mean something to those people? Change these character names and nobody would EVER figure out it was Archie.
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>>80956246
>This entire show is just going to be Milfteen fetishism isnt it?
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>>80955959
He's gonna fuck Moose or Jughead
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>>80956294
Modern Archie actually has this sort of vibe.

The writer here is literally the one on the comics.

Read Afterlife with Archie, Sabrina or Life With Archie.
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>>80956234
he'll work on everyone's mother and then kevin works on their fathers. it's the perfect plan.
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>>80956321
So modern Archie is some scumbag blackmailer?
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Well at least he's got good taste in music.

Though I'm assuming they're being ironic what with the Archies being the original cartoon band.
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>>80956321
I have looked into both of these in the past, but didn't stuck around. But isn't one a parody-ish spin-off about zombies and the other basically a soft horror book where Sabrina marries Cthulu? What does any of that have to do with rampant promiscuity and trends from ten years ago?
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CLIFF BLOSSOM (Barclay Hope)

>The father of Cheryl and Jason and one of the wealthiest and most respected men of Riverdale.
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>>80956191
>Lochlyn Munro
ayy, that guy's so fucking nice IRL. Glad he's still getting work.
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PENELOPE BLOSSOM (Nathalie Boltt)

>The domineering, ruthless matriarch of the Blossom family.
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
Well that escalated quickly
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MELODY JONES (Asha Bromfield)

>A member of the popular band Josie and the Pussycats, frontlined by Josie McCoy, which Archie sees as his way into the music business.
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>>80956442
The point is Archie likes messing around with there squeaky image, this is right in line with Archie vs Predator and such
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What the fuck is going on
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>>80956544
oh so its a black band.
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>>80955836
Why is Josie black? I don't really get this race change at all, wasn't there already a black girl in the group?
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>>80956442
Well Chucks GF in that wants pussy and will either get the girl she wants killed by zombies, get herself killed attempting to kill chuck or flee after killing Chuck or accidently killing his GF.

Overall the Zombie book is cool as Archie is becoming Boss of the Aftermath
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>>80956604
i feel bad raven never blewup. apparently she was a huge cunt. but i liked her more than the other disney chicks at the time.
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>>80953881

> Gorillaz

Is Gorillaz hipster now? i sure hope not.
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>>80956544
>Archie sees the Pussycats as his way into the music business

Whu?
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>>80956659
>Now

Ever walk by a Hot Topic in the last 10 years?
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>>80956667
>Archie wants to be a musician.
>Archie's dad wants him to be a constructor.
>Archie's coach wants him to play professional football.
>Archie and Josie are classmates.
>Archie thinks if Josie and the Pussycats sing the songs he wrote, it'll give him enough clout to launch his own music career.

It isn't that hard.
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>>80956544
>TWO black women
Also what the hell is with all the Milfs here?>>80956565
CW is going on man, CW.

They have a show where Old Man Sherlock Holmes plays Batman Beyond with a chick to fight Dracula.

They have Little Women, but in the post apolcypse.

They have an english language telenovela and a fucking Musical Comedy by the lady that gave us "fuck me Ray bradburry" and they are a critical darling.

They have a legit hypercrisis silver age tier wankfest as there BEST SELLING show.

They turned a historical treatise on midevil england and had it open with mass teenage vouyer masturbation.


It turned a YA novel series into fucking Alan Moore lesbian superman with a body count hire than a Garth ennnis book.

It has an entire shared universe based on fucking VAMPIRE DIARIES,where every main character has commited irredeemable mass murder for fun.

Literally 80% of there content was toku at one point.

They have a flagship show centering around a multiversal cross media shared universe.

They air more comic based shows at the same time than CARTOON FUCKING NETWORK did .

They gave fucking VIXEN a cartoon.

AND THEY NEVER CANCEL ANYTHING.

Archie Comics: Milftoon Edition is the tip of the fucking iceberg.

CW is what would happen if all the sexual frustration and fanism of co and tumblr gained sentience and operated a tv channel two hours a week.
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>>80955836
>>80956544
Oh shit there gonna pull a Beyonce and Destiny Childs thing
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>>80956639
Now she's just a kinda loud lesbian dwarf. I did like her in Kacey Undercover.

Maybe they'll make her Riley's supportive teacher in Girl meets World after she finally comes out.
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>>80956544
Valerie is going to be a pasty white ginger, isn't she?
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>>80956605
They casted the best actress for the part who happened to be black.

What were they supposed to put up a no coloreds sign?
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>>80956685

I walked into 'Pulp' (The British alternative) and they had this shirt for £50, that evening I bought it off Amazon for £10

Even so, I always thought Gorillaz fell into the bracket of everyone thinking they're pretty good, I have yet to meet anyone that has hated their music.
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What about Chuck?
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>>80956745
I'd be game for that. Even more if she's got a penis.
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>>80956074
>has a particular soft spot for milfs
Well, that's not something I expected to see in an official description of a cw archie show.
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>>80956544
So all of the Pussycats are going to be black, I guess?
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>>80954406
Is Cole the one who showed his dick on twitter? I always mix up those twins
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>>80954398
>Jughead
>No hat
>Not friend with Archie
>Interacting with (multiple) girls normally
NOT MUH JUGHEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>80956818
does it matter they both have the same dick?
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>>80956748
The black actress looks nothing like the character she's supposed to be based off of.
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>>80953881
I'm gonna laugh if CW doesn't pick this up, Archie Comics has been pushing it hard.
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>>80955836

Man, what the fuck is this bullshit right here? Did they really make J&P a band of black girls?

Get the shit right. Josie is white; have a white chick play her. How fucking hard is that? It's not like the band has no black members already (Valerie). It's not like Archie in general has no black characters. If you wanna show diversity that damn bad, include Chuck and Nancy in the show; Chuck especially since he's a good character

And I'm a black man. No, I'm not one of those white people who feel the need to state that they're black on the internet, thereby obviously giving away the fact that they're not black. I am actually a black fucking man who's disappointed about this patronizing-ass shit.
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>>80956074
>The star quarterback of Riverdale High's football team, Moose becomes fast friends with Archie when he decides to join the team. What he lacks in brains he makes up for in brawls
Okay, sounds pretty good.
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
wat
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>>80956869
Also Betty and Veronica "experiment" a little according to earlier reports.

"Turns out we both love tacos!"
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>>80957355
Midge is a high school drop out with ten years on him and some quirky kid.
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He looks good.
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>>80956738
I never understood how the rest of Destiny's Child didn't see Beyonce's rise and their fall coming.

Beyonce's own father was their manager and he named the band Destny's "CHILD" not Children. Beyonce was always front and center in every promotional photo or paparazzi pic and she was off doing Crazy In Love with Jay Z and doing other singles hit as early as 3 years before their breakup.
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>>80957069
Well Yeah. She isnt paper and ink, or two dimensional.
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>>80956748
You do realize that every casting call has the equivalent of a "No coloreds sign", right? Each role comes annotated with the ethnicity they're looking for in the actor to play it.
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>>80956141
oh fuck, this

i thought that's over the line, even for cw
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>>80956798
>>80956141
>>80956234
>>80956534
>>80956798
>>80957355
Holy shit CW can these men get Abolsutely MADDER?
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>>80956565
This. I thought this was a joke. And I never knew the Archie comics delved into mature things. My only exposure to them were the old comics in the 90s.
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>>80954398
>>80954406
>Veronica not hot
It's like they want this show to be canceled.
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>>80957176
>CW
>Not picking it up

The head of CW. President Pedowitz, saw this and literally said

https://youtu.be/e1IxOS4VzKM


>Give this woman a prime time comedy show!
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>everyone in this thread
>NOT having a soft spot for milfs
bunch a fags
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>>80957252
Its bullshit to hold something as arbitrary as race to be relevant to casting.

Unless the charcaters race is core to there character like Black Panther, you should be able to cast anyone and not get shit for it.

Its just a bulshit handicap to go "whites only" its like if you only casted DD cups for Sue Storm or crazy roided out guys for Liefeld characters.
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>>80957704
I love my milfs, but it's still odd for a character profile to just outright say it
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>>80955861
EVERYONE MUST BE PRETTY
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>>80957482
that's the second DC group the ones Beyonce hired, the original band was the ones Beyonce threw under a bus and doesn't speak to anymore.
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>>80957722
luke cage should have been played by the rock.
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>>80956544
Well shit I actually have no problem if all the pussycats are black and they're trying to go Destiny Child with it.

Will probably be the most interesting aspect of this mess of a MILF fetish show.
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>>80957675
it worked out so i guess he knows whats up.
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>>80953881
Why can't they actually cast a ginger? Is it because the lighting crew and camera operators would kill themselves constantly having to fiddle with lamps and color temp depending on who's standing next to him?
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>>80957550
Yeah but they rightfully toned that down.

Even if Hollywood is a bit fucked up about that.

They told the chick from Modern Family to "act more latin" even though her family has been here since the Revolution.

Skye of of AoA had to change her name and pass as a white girl to get cast.

People tell black people to. "Act blacker"

Hollywood is the special kind of racism you get when you desperately want to be seen as not racist.
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>>80955372
wow she looks like a super villiness
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>>80957618

The comics had a series a few years ago where the Riverdale characters celebrated a gay interracial marriage between two men.

I think that should tell how how different Archie comics is from the 90s and earlier.
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>>80957862
It was an unnaturally purtian set of ussues though so archie didn't really change until the reboots.
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>>80954406
>>80954398
Why is Jughead the most attractive person here
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>its a reboot with an adult twist series
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>>80955836
I don't mind them making Josie black

I do mind them not picking the better character Veronica who actually has more of a relationship with archie
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>>80957945
fuck I meant Valerie
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>>80955750
>harbors more than one dark, terrible secret.

Really? They going there?
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>>80955861
Luke Perry?! What happened to you man?
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>>80956025
>make smart kid asian
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>>80954524
Warrior is a sports brand
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>>80956818
>Cole the one who showed his dick on twitter
Is that the twin who baited tumblr?
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>>80957945
They have both
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>>80958172
>Is that the twin who baited tumblr?
Exzplain
Even in my days in Tumblr I never understood that
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>>80955861
>>80955852
>>80955824
>>80955807
>>80955771
>>80955750

Yes! We get it! It's they killed Jason Blossom and buried him in a construction site. Do they have to be so obvious?
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>>80958206
I never understood it as well. I just saw the reactions and screencaps of the reactions and clickbait articles about it. I still don't get it, I just know he "tricked" them or something.
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>>80956876
environmental factors, one of them is fat so his dick would obviously be less appealing
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>>80955852
Hot.

>>80955771
Slut
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LMAO
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>>80958283
isn't the fat ine the one who showed gis dick after losing weight?
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
what
WHAT
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>>80958368
I don't know, I'm just saying that DNA doesn't guarantee the dicks are the same
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Why is Melody not hotter than the rest of the cast? She's supposed to be a boner maker that drives every dude crazy just from existing
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Is this a high budget porno?
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>>80958400
Well it does have a gay sex montage
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>>80953881
This shit looks lame as hell
>>
Let's list what we want to see from this series. Tick them off:
>Veronica and Betty hook up in a drunken one-night stand
>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
>A girl has to go to hospital after she attempts to have anal sex with Moose and tears her rectrum trying to fit him in
>Cheryl masturbates with the container of her dead brother's ashes
>Hermione Lodge fucks with both Reggie and Moose
>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock
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>not making this a stealth Sabrina reboot

Honestly missed opportunity
>>
>>80957675
I don't get it.
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>>80958516
>Sabrina is a quiet girl at school who is secretly part of a Satanic cult that murders wildlife in their dark, orgiastic rituals in the woods surrounding Riverdale
This shit's gonna be barker than Army Dog.
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>>80957675
it's the best show on on the channel
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>>80958516
I thought that Sabrina was confirmed to appear at some point.
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>>80958482
>Veronica and Betty hook up in a drunken one-night stand
They apparently kiss.

>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
Nah, it'd ruin the dynamic.

>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
He will be in a gay relationship with one of the gang, confirmed.

>A girl has to go to hospital after she attempts to have anal sex with Moose and tears her rectrum trying to fit him in
Welp.

>Cheryl masturbates with the container of her dead brother's ashes
They're already confirmed to be implied incestuous.

>Hermione Lodge fucks with both Reggie and Moose
Likely.

>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock
This is still network TV, bro.
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>>80958482
>Kevin has sex with veronica/betty's father Moose their mothers.
>>
Am I the only one looking at this whole thing and thinking it's trying way too hard
>>
"I had never been a violent person in nature, but after building up so much hatred over the years, I realized that I wouldn’t hesitate to kill or even torture my hated enemies if I was given the opportunity."
>Archie Andrews
>>
Probably the only soon-to-be Cw show that isn't complete trash. Fuck iZombie, flash and arrow.
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>>80957844
Reminds me of when they put out a casting call for the Runaways movie that never made it off the ground, and Tumblr threw a shit fit because Nico's didn't specify an asian actress.
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>>80958649
I am but I think it's going to be entertaining because of that very fact.
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>>80958687
The whole thing looks like its gearing up to be a complete trainwreck.
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>Archie was originally going to get a John Hughes style movie
>instead Young and the Restless, Archie edition
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>>80958712
Its CW Archie.

There is no other way it could have gone
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>>80955959
>Gay guy is BFFs with a girl
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>>80958622
>This is still network TV, bro.
Obviously the camera work would be discreet.
>>
>Fred Andrews and Kevin Keller meet up for a furtive gay hookup, but things go horribly wrong when Fred is identified as Archie's dad from his ID and attacks Kevin in an attempt to stay closeted. Unaware of Kevin's extreme pre-military physical fitness regime, Fred Andrews is left with permanent brain damage in the aftermath of the fight.
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>>80958732
Its Twin Peaks
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>>80958774
>the Lodge family hold the secrets of both the White and Black Lodges
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>80958482
>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock

Kevin & Dilton confirmed
>>
>Jughead Jones joins a white supremacist fascist group and ends his life in a racist, misogynist serial killer rampage
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>>80958774
Fuck that. They'd have to be cleverer with the introdcution to all of this and give the viewer the uninformed everyman that introduces people to all of this. Which is ssupposed to be Archie.
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>>80958821
Just as long as it's not Dilton and Moose.
Those guys are just bros.
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>>80958227
Jason died with them doing something foolish and they buried his body in one of Hiram Lodge construction projects.

That is why he's in prison for a crime he didn't commit.

Lodge comes to Riverdale will be the epic counterpunch to all this edgy teen drama.

He shall show them what it means to cross Hiram Lodge.
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>>80959015
Alright, but if we're going the "YA thriller" route I want some Chocolate War in that miz
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>>80955836
Interest completely lost
>>
>>80958649
It is, but at the same time it makes me morbidly curious
>>
Isn't Archie Comics circling the drain?
>>
>>80959109
Yeah they're in a bad situation financially to say the least
>>
>>80959109
I think there was something about financial mismanagement but they really are working to right that ship with all of these projects.

But it's a risky venture.
>>
>>80959109
I'm honestly wondering how they survived so long in a market dominated by capes and to a lesser extent Sci Fi.
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>>80957364
>no universe where Betty and Veronica admit they want each other as much as Archie
>closest we get is them experimenting on this show.

Just 1 au archie. Just one where abv are in a poly relationship because they all obviously want each other. That's all I ask
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>>80954398
>>80954406
> no hat on Jughead
REEEEEEEE
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>>80959293
I thought they were doing better with Afterlife with Archie/Sabrina and Life with Archie.
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>>80959304
You aren't content with Reggie picking up the girl that Archie doesn't?
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>>80956074
Holy shit, my sides
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
Well I can already tell that /co/ will like him.
>>
>>80953881
honestly my first thought was "is that Pewdiepie?"
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>>80958622
>>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
>Nah, it'd ruin the dynamic.
Come on man. Betty and Veronica are as hot for each other as they are for archie.
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>>80959293
Probably a combination of the digests being widely available, what >>80959333 said, and Sonic
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>>80959351
Reggie was pretty based in both timelines.
He's a flexible character when treated right.
>>
>>80959416
LwA was my first real exposure to Archie, so I've never understood portraying Reggie as the bad-boy villain.
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>>80959351
No. I want a universe where Betty and Veronica happens but will accept a Threeway end
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>>80959516
>so I've never understood portraying Reggie as the bad-boy villain.
That's all he is good for according to waid
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>>80959517
Seems like they would have to leave Riverdale or at least murder Mr. Lodge.
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>>80959558
Hiram would just be happy it wasn't archie. And then get upset when both Betty and Veronica use archie as a donor
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>>80959516
He's always going to be the one at odds with the group.
He's a jerk...but he's still not a bad guy, or else they wouldn't hang around with him from time to time.

And it's not like they don't give back at times.
Like in his prank wars with Jughead.

>>80959547
Waid's letter at the end of that issue was so think-headed.
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>>80953881
>Archie comics announces gay character
SO SJW!
>Archie comics announces show where gay character embraces worst stereotypes for the sake of edginess
*crickets*
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>>80953881
Fuck, I don't know why, but this brings to mind another ginger.
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>>80959606
>Mr. Lodge sabotages a sperm bank!
or
>Mr. Lodge replaces Archie's semen with the seed of an Olympic athlete.
This series would be fun as hell.
>>
>>80959614
Yeah Reggie is a jerking but he actually does care for his friends even if he isn't as close as the are to each other. He certainly isn't just an evil pick because that's what serves the story best
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>>80959759
It's also a bone that I pick with Afterlife.
Where the first issues you get the idea that he's shellshocked...but then the second arc reveals he was incredibly despicable.

It becomes more unbelievable than the various premises if you go that way.
>>
>>80953905
>Implying that's not based
>>
I have to say. My only exposure to Archie until recently was that Sabrina The Teenage Witch sitcom. Salem was the funniest character on the show by the way.
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>>80954406
HIPS AND TITS ON BETTY
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>>80959894
Salem and Harvey are a duo that needs more love in the other mediums
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>>80959801
Eh I can kinda forgive afterlife because everyone in that universe is edgier.
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>>80959894
The Aunts had their moments.
>>
>>80959517
The sexual dynamics of a Betty/Veronica relationship would be insane. Constant power struggle. Constant struggle to dom.
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>>80956074
>You will never wingman Moose while the two of you hit on your friend's Mums.
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>>80956246
Sooo how long before Milfhunter Moose sets his sights?
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>>80960005
I know. It's be absolutely fantastic.
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>>80959143
Yea that one owners wife was being quite barking insane and running everyone off and torching the place. I think she got ousted after a series of suits and now thet are in a rebuilding phase.
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>>80960321
Gross, being that close to Courtney Love...
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>>80959351
what
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>>80960321
if only he had better taste in women.
>>
>>80960005
>>80960088
>Only on the CW!
>>
>>80960038
>Momfucking I cry for those who know not such joys
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>>80959894
Paul Feig had a role as Sabrina's neurotic teacher in that show.
>>
>>80959606
Hiram would be overjoyed to have Betty as another daughter. He'd scour the planet for the most primo seed to fertlize their wombs.
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>>80959333
Is this shit any good? I liked the sabrina tv shows/cartoons.
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>>80956074
> milfs

Holy shit lost it
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>>80955852
>Redhead
Boner-inducing
>Brown eyes
Dammit
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>>80956215
>Betty's mom is hotter than her
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>>80960865
The Afterlife comics are horror genre and awesome. AwA did Blossom incest first.
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>>80957675
Dem titties
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>>80960294
Archie is also Samoan

>>80960931
Is it "first" if its the same author adapting the storyline?
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>>80960868
ACTUAL QUOTE:

Archie is asked by Reggie Mantle if he “tapped any MILF ass this summer?"
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>>80960930
>/arch/ becomes some bizarro inverse /tv/ of milf waifus

Yes
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>>80956025

Asian twinks. My fetish.

I'd nothing else I'll be able to masturbate to the copious amounts of shirtless guys.
>>
>>80961033

I am pretty sure Reggie is Kevin's unexpected kindred spirit. He overcompensates and is in the closet.

If not him Moose.
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>>80961189
Overcompensates with epic milf fucking?
>>
In Archie, wasn't there this really sexy redhead?
I couldn't read Archie after because Betty and Veronica became too stale.
>>
>>80961387
Cheryl "Death to the Proletariat" Blossom?
>>
>>80961294

Hypercharged over compensation
>>
>>80961435
>Cheryl "Marx and my Brother can kiss my ass' Blossom?
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>>80960931
Jesus storytime pls
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>>80961562
Cheryl "Brother Lover" Blossom?
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>>80953881
lol
>>
I've heard only rumors...

But it's real...

My god...

It's real...

also
>Archie doesn't look average joe enough.
>Betty doesn't have a more plain fashion style
>Jughead doesn't have his hat
>Moose likes milfs. The creators even said it. Why that random detail?


Seems it may be okay, all things considered.

But Jughead must be a snarky sarcastic bastard.
>>
A live-action Archie would only work if it's retro.
>>
>>80964099
>Random

Have you seen this cast
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>>80964099
Why would an all-around athlete with two hot girls desperate to land him look like an average joe?
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>>80964457
Yeah, half this show is going to be about MILF fucking.
>>
>>80953881
Looks a little like Shia Lebouf.
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>>80964836
Shia was never a cute Eurasian sheepfucker.
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>>80961128
Yes

My people
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>>80956727

It is true. It's all fucking true. Do you think Kevin will go to the rainbow parties and tell guys it's not gay? Because that would truly seal the deal here. It would be just like /co/ and our Grayson threads.
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>>80965333
Whats true
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>>80954523
I'm fine with grimdark Archie, hell Afterlife is great, but this is meh.
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Betty or Veronica /co/?
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>>80958559
>Army Dog
I was there for that.
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>>80966859
How grimbark was it
>>
So is this going to be playing the dark shit straight like Afterlife, or is it going to be almost a tongue in cheek parody of the shows with that dark secret overload thing? If it is the latter I might like it. If it is the former, fuck them. It isn't different enough to merit that, unless the show's writing turns out to be top notch
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>>80967976
I was under the impression it's the latter, but this is still in very early production, so there's no telling how it'll end up given the writer.
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>>80954535
Girls need to wear makeup in order to have an appearance that people will define as "hot".
>>
Hey /co/,

Normally I dont post here nor do I read comics, but this has me interested in reading. Which volumes/issues/publication is this going to be based on?
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>>80966850
Betty. Dem hips
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>>80954655
Out this year anon,It currently being finished
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>>80968512
It's not, but it will probably have a passing resemblance to the new stuff.
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>>80953881

>Get half cast Samoan New Zealander
>Make him Ginger

Why was this kid cast? He looks weird as fuck as a ginger?
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>>80968840
You'll get used to it. I've known some daywalkers with similar coloration.
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>>80968840

He has some dead eyes. I feel like I am staring into the eyes of a hardened killer.
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>>80969034

He did help a kid kill his dad and they both buried him on the last show he was on
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>>80956727
what? which shows are those?
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>>80957675
I dunno man this made me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5wFS6Gnkk4
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>>80968783

From what point on/year/volume qualifies as "new stuff"
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>>80956727
>Literally 80% of there content was toku at one point.
what?
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>>80969173
The reboot material they obviously modeled him on. The current series. But I wouldn't expect it to have the same plot since the characters are different and this has licence to be more satirical or melodramatic.
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>>80960374
Bros before hoes.
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>>80969250

Cool, thanks senpai.
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>>80969248

Nearly everything the CW airs is listed as Toku on the Japanese Wikipedia.
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>>80957675
I still get this song stuck in my head a lot.

Not a song you want to sing to yourself on the bus.
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>>80969307
It may also have elements of Afterlife, at least in tone, since it's the same writer.
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>>80955836
Satire becomes reality
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
>Archie CW show will have a bunch of milfs running around in sexy scenes
Ok, you have my attention
>>
Real talk, is anyone else just unreasonably excited for this? I know it'll be terrible but that just makes me want it even more.
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>>80961189
Kevin in the constant hunt ot fill his boy pussy. Its just like the webcomics.
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>>80969703

I am. I just can't wait. It's going to be beautiful trash.
>>
>>80959109
Pretty much. Everything they've done lately reeks of desperation and wanting people to pay attention to them. They've stalled Sonic repeatedly (its back on release schedule again but we'll see how long that lasts) and the reboot doesnt seem to be doing well for them at all.
>>
>>80954506

Which means fuck all when she doesn't even resemble the counterpart.
>>
I know the pilot script went around some critic circles, did it ever leak to the general public?
>>
>>80954406
I thought Betty and Veronica were suppose to be hot??
>>
>>80956748

That's a load of bullshit and you know it.
>>
>>80957722

No. Most character should adhere to the way they've been portrayed. No matter what the race.
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>>80956074
>has a particular soft spot for milfs.


This is a character description?
>>
>>80953881
Oh great. Another hackneyed soap opera that the faggots that migrated from /tv/ will champion as the best comic adaption on the air. I can't wait.
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>>80970716
It's not an adaptation, so that's unlikely.
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>>80956246
Damn, I didn't know this. Now I actually want the show to do well.

Been a Marisol fan since Vegas Vacation.
>>
>>80970320

We're all reading it wrong.

>He has a soft spot for milfs.
>Soft Spot

They knew the internet would see it. They wanted to throw us all off.

He isn't turned on by them because he's Kevin's unexpected lover. So he's soft to them.
>>
>>80956074
>>80960930

Well we now know why Moose has a soft spot.
>>
>>80958227
>>80959015

Jason's not dead he'll be back in the mid-season finale.
>>
>>80955824
>Cole Sprouse
Wait, that kid who played Zack and/or Cody? He's Jughead?
>>
>>80966850
Betty looks about right in the other pics without makeup. Veronica doesn't look sophisticated enough. Not what I'd picture after reading Archie comics for almost 40 years.

Archie is good. Jughead is close. The rest are garbage.
>>
All honesty? I'd prefer this guy as Wally West. Has a strange resemblance to Grant Gustin and the red hair would allow classic costume.
>>
>>80967976
>>80968389
Glee allegedly began its life as a satire, but, then became the thing it was mocking. But knowing CW, it's hard to tell if this is overboard parody or just the next stage of evolution.
>>
>>80954398
where is his crown?
>>
>>80957740

I want to go edit character profiles to say this.

Wolverine has a particular softspot for milfs.
Punisher has a particular softspot for milfs.
Zangief has a particular softspot for milfs.
Brock Lesnar has a particular softspot for milfs.
>>
>>80973000
At the studio with the rest of their outfits and make-up.
>>
>>80972969
It's supposed to be satire.

And "Glee" was straight-up satire at first, too. They even made fun of its own premise in that episode where singing songs to express inner angst just causes more trouble.
>>
>My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass! My whole life is just cold bitter Hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can! It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die! My genocide crusade begins here!
-Archie Andrews
>>
>>80959517
God damn theres something about giving the MC more than one girl that pisses me off. Its people ship Naruto with EVERY single female. Self inserting cucks.
>>
>>80956727
>>It turned a YA novel series into fucking Alan Moore lesbian superman with a body count hire than a Garth ennnis book.
For the love of God, sir, can you give me the name of this show?
>>
>>80975164

Pretty sure he's talking about The 100.
>>
>>80975367
I thought that was about 100 people stranded on an alien planet/post-apocalyptic Earth.
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>>80975367
Didn't they kill off the lead lesbian? Heard Tumblr fuming about that.
>>
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>>80954514
I realize there's no way having him wearing a cut up fedora would make sense anymore, but fuck, at least give him a baseball cap, a hipster-y ascot or something.
>>
>>80975409

There's a lot more to it than that. It's pretty cool.

>>80975448

Tumblr fumes about everything. It's so easy to trigger them.
>>
>>80955750
Five years on a hellish island
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>>80975448
wasn't even a lead character, and they only killed her off because the actress was already working on another show and didn't have the time to keep showing up.
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I'm so fucking excited. Everything about this makes me laugh.
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>>80956215
Looks great for a 68 year old heavy metal front man.
>>
I'm triggered as fuck. Hope it's not as bad as it looks.
>>
>>80975810
I hope it's ten times worse. Archie's so archetypal, you can't really ruin it.
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>>80975809

I'd feed his frankenstein.
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>>80975751
it's all fun and games till they cast Sabrina as some fat fuck SJW wiccan with blue hair and problem glasses.
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>>80975875

Can Sabrina even appear?

How do her rights work? Who owns the rights to make live action Sabrina stuff at the moment? Does Archie always retain the rights for their stuff or do they sell them?
>>
>>80953881
Shocked they never niggered him like they do with all Ginger characters these day
>>
This sounds great to me. Haters gonna hate.
>>
>>80975875
If they aren't going to make Sabrina a MC, they just need to cast a blond girl with a headband so they can mention her in passing as ironic in-jokes.
>>
>>80975962

What is it with that anyway?

Why is it always the ginger?

Is it because they're not real people?
>>
>>80976138

>Sabrina is recurring character
>Gets her own spin-off after season 1 is a hit
>Shared universe, same school
>Due to having the same filming location they use the other shows cast for background shots and guest appearances a lot.

How big of a disaster is it?
>>
>>80976200
WB Sabrina would be filled with MILFS and dark sex magic, so it would be 10/10 show of the year.
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
>>
>>80959400
My first thought was "Holy shick did Drake Bell finally get a role in something again?!"
>>
>>80955212
>Gotham
>Good

Settle down pal.
>>
>>80958660
Before they were deleted, he posted some instagram shit about a fight scene, complete with bloody knuckles.
>>
>>80959759
>>80959614
>>80959547
>>80959516
>>80959416

Waid and others fucking up Reggie's character so horrendously is one of the reasons I stopped following Archie comics the last year or so.
Some of the funniest Archie shit was because of Reggie.
>>
>When the news first broke, people were super stoked about Twin Peaks style darker version of Archie
>Now everybody is going abloo bloo bloo where is muh idyllic when America was great1950s vintage throwback and bitching how grimdark this is

Never change /co/. If you honestly think the classic PC "let's not offend anyone" Archie era approach would appeal to modern teens, you're retarded. There's a reason Mark Waid's trendy reboot happened in the comics and Archie has aggressively pursued more adult oriented approach to their properties in the past few years.
>>
>>80976479

What was this letter Waid pissed people off with?

I don't really follow Archie much but I know his run is pretty reviled. Even more than most modern Waid materials.
>>
>>80957722

What is the fucking point of trying to cast someone appropriate for a role if they don't meet the most basic criteria: Looking like who they're supposed to be playing.

You don't cast a 6'10 fucking basketball player to play a midget, do you?
>>
MY NAME IS ARCHIE ANDREWS

AFTER 5 WEEKS WORKING AT A CONSTRUCTION SITE

I'VE COME TO SCHOOL WITH ONE PURPOSE: TO BECOME A MUSICIAN
>>
>>80976498

Probably because they wanted something other than another night-time soap opera shitter show.
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>>80976531

Because talent is more important than looking 100% like the comic character.
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>>80957675
>ray bradbury wrote the halloween tree
HOW did i not know this
>>
>>80975448
The main character is a bi-Superman
and there's a Dick Grayson/Batman character who protects his people, everyday
it's badass as fuck
>>
>>80976269
*CW Sabrina
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>>80976679
My apologies, I am old.
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>>80976679

It's kind funny that the two networks known for being the black networks got together and then cancelled all their black shows.
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There seem to be 0 black guys cast.

The show is going to be full of black QTs being COLONIZED
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>>80976766

According to the Instagram Coach is black. I am sure he will be doing students.
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>>80976269
>Salem - a warlock in a cat's body, mentor and advisor to Sabrina, and has a particular soft spot for milfs
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>>80955750
Eric Foreman
>>80955771
Donna
>>80955807
Jackie
>>80955824
Kelso
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>>80977157

Eric is to scrawny. The Asian twink would be Eric.
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>>80954476
Bro, that shit is respectable classic rock to high school students today. Don't forget the OMG I WAS BORN TOO LATE FOR THE 90S WHEN MUSIC WAS REAL factor with the Blur connection.

In a way it would be more unrealistic if they were wearing Twentyone Pilots or Taylor Swift gear. Cool teenagers are tryhard af, and nothing is more try hardy than making a big deal about liking old music. And nothing is more teenager than being confused about what actually old/cool music is.

Source: I work at a record store and sell a lot of music to teenagers.
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Will Archie's construction company be working on the Wall?
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>>80977242

go.to any YouTube video for a song fro. The 90s or early 00s and see the 14 year olds go on about what great taste they have.

Also man does it bother me that twenty-one pilots really blew up over what is easily my least favorite of their songs.
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>>80977308
>teenager complaining about teenagers
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>>80976428
name a better story about a cataclysmic zeitgeist shift from a city that makes sense to a city that runs on cape logic as a consequence of the murder of just an ordinary philanthropist and his wife
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>>80977351

But I'm 25.
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>>80977417
>grad student complaining about teenagers
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>>80955750
Can the dark secret be covering up Sabrina reviving Jughead's dead dog and starting the zombie apocalypse? Because if this could be Afterlife with Archie I would watch the shit out of it.
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>>80976200
Given how fucked up the rest of this is I'd just have her as a disturbing background character.

>Sabrina is just a girl who attends Riverdale High. None of the cast know her too well, but she's always friendly enough.
>She always seems to be around when pets go missing though.
>And ever disastrous event in the town seems to coincide with one of her trips into the woods to do... whatever it is she does, no one seems to know.
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>>80978090
The zombie threat needs to be building slowly during s2. At first there are just a few shamblers that are taken care of easily and everyone continues to indulge their soft spots for milfs or whatever, until the situation reaches a critical mass at the school dance.
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>Archie tv series
Wait wouldnt that also mean almost anyone from DC Marvel Star Wars and Trek TNMT LOTR Terminator Golden Girls Alien vs Predator Scooby Doo and everyone else can appear?
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>>80954398
>implying Veronica would ever wear something like that
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>>80978609
Maybe she was caught off guard by a sudden change in the weather and had to blow a vagrant for a change of clothes, as kids are wont to do these days.
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>>80978609
80s 90s Ronnie. She was in to grunge for a bit.
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>>80972308

Is he the one that got super ripped, or is that his twin?
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>>80955959
>Betty's cheerful, openly homosexual, quick-witted best friend

I thought Archie was Betty's best friend. That was entire point. Veronica is the exciting one, but Betty is the one Archie feels most comfortable around.
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>>80956074
well... uh what.
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>>80960294

I think people didn't notice cause the actor's name sounds white and he can pass for white.
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>>80978807
Betty is being passed around by the football team in this iteration
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>>80956215
>>80956246
>>80956484

So.... which one will Milfhunter Moose bag?
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>>80956246

Veronica's mom is named Hermione? I never knew this.

Did her mom even show up in the comics that often? I can only remember Daddy Lodge but no mom.
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>>80978807
They've gotta cram Kevin in here somehow. gotta fill all those demographic bases. Even the one with a character that has no reason to exist other than just to "be gay". And tempt Archie's father with his supple teen ass?
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>>80956727
>They have a show where Old Man Sherlock Holmes plays Batman Beyond with a chick to fight Dracula.
What is this? This sounds amazing.
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>>80978848
She started showing up in the 80s/90s more frequently I recall. She's also MILF tier. Dat white hair
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>>80978844
>Implying Veronica isn't going to walk in on a foursome at some point.
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I can't fucking believe all it took was to make Moose a Milfhunter for the denizens of /co/ to be interested in this piece of shit.
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>>80978848
She was around from time to time she'd show up when They were spending a lot of time at the mansion.

>>80978905
Was varies from White to Platinum Blonde?

She tends to look rather young than she used to.

>>80978926
As noted before Midge will be a High School Dropout with about ten years on him and a kid. That's almost a promise.
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>>80978926
To be fair the rest of the show sounds bizarrely adult too. I've never been the biggest Archie fan, and I know the comics are a lot more adult than most people think, but this is still kinda like finding out Rugrats had an episode about dogfighting.
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>>80978944
Platinum blonde must be a new thing. She always had the same hair colour as based Lodge
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Reggie would be all over that.
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.

Moose is best boy.
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>>80955518
>Valerie is my favorite and the casting call matches her more than Josie too. This really upsets me.

Ditto. It doesn't bother me if both Josie and Val are black, but Josie having Val's actual personality is cheap.
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>>80969853
nobody gives a fuck if they resemble the comic counterpart except the comic fans who are so miniscule in number it wont effect shit.
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>>80957945
>I do mind them not picking the better character [Valerie] who actually has more of a relationship with archie

This.
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>>80979461
if the comics' fans are so few, why even produce this
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>>80979563
They're going for the core CW demo who will eat this up and ask for seconds and that's how we'll get our much demanded edgy Sabrina spin off
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>>80958264
He was just pretending to be interesting. Tumblrinas were savagely rused. It was all an autistic social experiment to see how people react to a C-list child star's autistic musings.
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>>80979563
>people who buy comics are the only people who will consume the same IP in other media
You should go tell Marvel and DC their movies will never be seen by more than a few hundred thousand people.
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>>80956727

Every single part of this post is wonderful and I feel it should be screencapped for posterity
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>Sabrina summons the Antichrist into the body of Moose to begin the apocalypse
>Moose regains control through his love of milfs when he sees Sabrina's "aunts"
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>gorillaz
Based Archie
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>>80979855
>Sabrina's aunts lead a lesbian witch coven and are out to kill Archie and encourage Betty and Veronica to fall in love, because the witches believe they are reincarnations of two ancient pagan goddesses
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>>80969248
>>80969354
WHAT A TIME
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>>80960129
SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT

MILFS\\MILFS EVERYWHERE
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>>80976531
Since when is superficial bullshit a criteria
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>>80975448
Because she was unironically the best plotline of the show
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>>80976200
>THREE shared genre universes
>On a network channel no less
Cw pls
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs

What the fuck is with this show?
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>>80980402
ONLY ON CW
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Isn't this the one where everyone is gay and emo?
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>>80980445
Someone st afterl;i8fe
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>>80982442
Just dl'd it
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You guys ready?
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Why does CW shit up every property it touches?

It's as if they're completely oblivious to the cliches/jokes/criticisms of their own products over the years. The jokes just write themselves.
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rule63 ep or no buy
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>>80982896
CANT FOB THE ROB ROB
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>>80968512
Worth checking out the new reboot (Waid and Staples) and Afterlife with Archie. This show will probably be tonally somewhere in the middle.
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>>80982693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAAQIB5Axc
thread theme
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>>80983132
>Not archies weird mysteries theme

Step up senpai
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>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs
Best character already.
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>>80983453
>picture in a storytime
fucking savages I swear to god
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>>80983592
hmm gtg


someone take over pls

http://www65.zippyshare.com/v/6uFN3ZLT/file.html

http://www65.zippyshare.com/v/zRpCa459/file.html
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>>80956442
The Zombie book is less of a parody and more a straight up zombie story starring Archie and his supporting cast
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>>80983988
yuop
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>>80969373
well they did say they intend on doing yearly halloween afterlife episodes which really is what the show should be instead even though we're pretty overindulged by zombie media these days
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>>80983616
Thanks.

Someone by chance got an upload to #8?
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>>80984475
google maybe?
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>>80953881
>Lodge comes to Riverdale will be the epic counterpunch to all this edgy teen drama.

>He shall show them what it means to cross Hiram Lodge.

Archie Andrews, you have fail this city!!!!
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>>80985003
He becomes Mayor and brings them all to heel.
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>>80976655
I'd bang the fuck out of Clarke.
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>>80985519
then incursions happen
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>>80955807
>her divorcee mother, following a scandal which resulted in her father going to prison.

What the fuck is the point of Veronica if not to have Hiram Lodge gradually spiral into murdering Archie?
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>>80953881

If Sabrina isn't in this I'll shit bricks.
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