Jokes you didn't understand as a kid

https://youtu.be/AxMjakMwi0k

Flash: Fastest man alive...
Hawkgirl: Which might explain why you can't get a date.

>>80947336
"Can I interest you in a little surf and turf"

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>>80947336
I plan on going out with a bang. Several, if it can be arranged.

>>80947336
>Pretty good for a colored.

Woah. How'd they get away with that?

Amanda Waller: Bruce's DNA was easy enough to obtain. He left it all over town.
[Terry McGinnis stares]
Amanda Waller: Not remotely what I meant.

I have such an odd feeling about that episode.

>>80948980
They were in a dimension that was frozen in the 1950s. It was how they handled that stuff.

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>>80948920
Question: who was the thirsty one here?

>>80947336
really? man i envy you, my upbringing was so hamfistedly hitting all of us over the head with RACISM IT'S SO BAD IT USED TO BE SO BAD AND EVERYWHERE AND IT'S SOOOO BAD OMG

>>80949213
Gotta be Audrey. Look at her, she can barely keep her hands to herself. And I'll be damned if those aren't the most obvious 'fuck me' eyes.

Besides, I don't think it's possible to stand that close to wondy and not be thirsty.

Alternate explanation: Audrey. Because she's a slut.

>>80948980
No, no, the line was "You're a credit to niggers, son."

I was surprised the line flew on a children's television show, too.

>>80949213
Wonder Woman
Even as a loli she was a god damn slut either wanting batkids dick or princess pussy

>>80939347

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>>80949213
Audrey.

>>80947737
Who's the cute long haired guy on this? No not Aquaman the other one behind WW.

>>80951620
So that makes it two dune references?

>>80951649
Which is the first?

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>>80951687

>>80951687
Mandy bein the immortal worm God emperor.

>>80951699
Holy kek, that's bretty clever.

>>80951613
Longshadow. Basically Apache Chief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4c-yPu1lIo
I can't remember when I got this. I think I'd actually seen the Animatrix before seeing this for the first time after I'd largely grown out of the demographic for this show. But goddamn, was seeing this with that knowledge of what it was referencing a trip.

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>>80951720
>get interested in a character
>he's somehow a native
>even when he doesn't look like
>this shit has been happening for the past months

>>80947336
Pretty much half the jokes from Ned's Newt.

>>80949213
>>80951461
Wait, there was implied bi-sexual/lesbians outside Poison Ivy and Harely in these old cartoons?

What else am I missing with implied lesbians?

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Around 80% of this guy's impressions. Hell, I still don't get a few of them.

>>80951831
Did you not watch any of the WW episodes? At least half were about her lovers turned evil.

>>80951785
He's actually a genetically engineered test tube baby, or something. It's a little tough to remember. But yeah, guy grew up in a lab, not the reservation.

>>80951877
Honestly I don't really remember. Maybe one but it was with a guy, I don't remember any of the female ones; were there any besides the images posted?

>>80951734
I don't think so...

>>80947737
He's talking about "guns" not balls.

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>>80951890
His genes are still from natives.

I feel like I'm being stalked or followed.

>>80951785
You a native

You know you're followed around by ghosts all the time right

That was what this one native chick I knew told me, said natives are really sensitive to ghosts too

I just assumed natives had a mild tendency towards mental illness

>>80952835
The afterlife is huge for Natives. Those who are more traditional won't go to a hospital because people have died there. In some Native cultures buildings that people have died in are to be burned.

Put the peanut....in the peanut hole!!

>>80951699

Not enough children shows parody "God Emperor of Dune"

>>80952899
I guess that's why there are no native american cities

Teen titans Go has a lot of these. I can't imagine too many of their target demo are getting my cousin Vinny jokes

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>>80952899
>have a mentality of a skeptical fedora tipper
>have seen so many weird shit in my life that I simply can't say that spirits or the afterlife doesn't exist
>can't even rely on mental illness because people saw it with me
I don't even like talking about it, still gives me chills, still happens on a weekly basis.

Still doesn't explain why I'm seeing natives whenever I look.

>>80951831
Fire and Ice from JLU.
Can't remember any gay couple, though.

>>80953159
>Fire and Ice from JLU

That was just a joke. She wanted Wally's dick hard in the show.

>>80948980
He's literally from the past. He meant it as a genuine compliment.

>>80953081
You guys were prpbably high

>>80948992

I never liked how the what-ifs seemed to be flashbacks until the end. And even then it wasn't that clear.

>>80953258
No one on my family takes drugs or even drinks alcohol.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAfUVAfVbw
>I'm done here
>Not quite
>that not so subtle visual queue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opNQ0lJv7tQ
>so what are you wearing?

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they're 1's and 0's

>>80953081
That just means you were both mentally ill

Or perhaps infrasonic stimulation led to similar perceptions of events

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>>80953669
I'd like to know which disease makes two or more people share hallucinations. If you're going to make a joke at least use the old classic ayy lmaos.
>Or perhaps infrasonic stimulation led to similar perceptions of events
Oh nvm