IT HURTS!! 385: One More Thing

>>80945093

>It sounds just like him

Jesus christ on a bike

>>80945093
Okay, the punchline is good, and it's still funny, but man, do I hope this is thelast comic dealing with this.
Time to move on, Gobby.

>>80946167
This.
Unless there is some "what Homestuck should have been" level of payoff, I don't know how much longer I can take it. We've been following the adventures of a dead body for almost a month. At least cut to some other side plot every now and then.

>>80946581
Yeah, somebackandforthbetween other shit would be nice. It's just starting to outstay its welcome at this point.

>>80946611
>it outstays it's welcome for so long that it becomes funny again

>>80946690
If anyone can do it, I think Gob can.

>>80945093
That punchline.

>>80946167
I don't think this is the last one. It's gotta be leading up to some point where they finally do show the body to somebody and then we see how badly it goes (or good, if that's the joke Gob makes).

>>80948369
Maybe he'll play it straight, and it'll be Katie reacting to a hotdog stuffed corpse

I honestly hope that no one ever figures out he's dead and he's continues to be a reoccurring character.

I can see that happening and no one notices, OR eventually they crack and fess up only to find out that everyone was playing along with them for whatever reason.

>>80948369
>someone else already found the body and told everyone, but no one wanted to be the one to clean it up so they just left it there
>now everyone is freaking out because the body has vanished and there's random trails of blood going everywhere and Pasq is nowhere to be found

>>80949010
I would accept this twist.

>>80948967
i hope everybody immediately figures out he's dead and he still continues to be a recurring character

>>80951165
They say nothing out of fear that Pasqualo will kill again.

>>80945093
Figure out who's dead?
Marlon looks ok to me

>>80946167
I'm getting a little antsy too. This is a lot of painstaking setup that could've been done in one strip. We cut to when they're finished, they go over a checklist of all the silly shit they've done to cover this up, it's hilarious, onto the next strip. There's gotta be a big payoff if Gob's taking his sweet time with this one.

"I forgot he has two hands" was worth it all though.

>>80945093
This is like the 20th comic dead peepee guy. It's time to stop beating off the dead horse.

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>>80946167

I'd take an entire arc of this, personally.

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>>80952033
Was "I forgot he has two hands" a reference to something, or just a solid joke?

But I do admit, this arc would have been better suited for when Gob was doing the full page updates - everything post death could have been done in one. maybe two strips tops. I feel like he just happened to pick the wrong time to both switch back to the small strips and the does this arc simultaneously.

Shutup and enjoy the wacky shenanigans. Gob already talked about the end of the comic and I want the most out of this.
Despite the major plot twists, this is still at heart a goofy comic.

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Why is she so cute?

>>80953585
How can you say you love this comic if you won't even bring the author to tears?

>>80954001
It's the exact same reason any other young, fertile, structurally sound and firm breasted female is cute.

Because girl.

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>>80954090
Can she even have kids?

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>>80954319
That's the wrong question here. A real man skips the droll "theory" and "hypothesis" parts of science and gets directly to the sexperiments. Do not stop the experiment until it's a success.

The last five strips could've been one triple length update or two double lengths.

Gobbo pls.

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>>80954548

>>80953544
Damn fine joke.

>>80953585
I like my wacky shenanigans with a brisk pace. We were promised a weekend at Bernie's, not a month!

>>80951307
>>80951165
>>80948600
I'll take any/all of these.

>everyone plays along out of fear Pasq has snapped
>Marlon is voted ambassador to the other kingdoms just to get his weird hotdog stuffed corpse out of the school/s
>all the other kingdoms see this freaky shit and decide to agree to whatever Pasq wants

>all that shit Gob just tweeted

Welp, there's your answer guys

>>80959425
Oh Gob and your stream of consciousness tweets

Gob's art style is goddamn hideous and yet I still want to fuck every female in this comic.

Why is that?

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>>80960071
The mystery of It Hurts!!

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>>80960071
Pick your poison, anon

>>80963765
what this?

>>80963807
https://www.twitter.com/gobolatula/status/708668947378245632

>>80960071
It's Marie Kanker syndrome. There's just enough there for you to tell when a character is meant to be attractive so you fill in whatever blanks yourself. Trisssh is meant to be unattractive, though, so that's not always the case.

>>80964470

I think Trisssh is just ugly by gorgon standards, and/or is the type to look like shit until she cleans up and puts something decent o
n, which she's been doing since she officially joined the gang.

>>80964470
>>80965243
Apparently Gob thinks she's ugly, but puts on the waifu goggles to make her cute

Is this homestuck 2: electric boogaloo?

>>80964470
>>80965243
Speak for yourselves. Trisssh's nose bothers me to no end.

>>80965288

Ahh, interesting. Makes me think of an old-school Ren & Stimpy style extreme close-up where characters look largely inoffensive until they're rendered in extreme, rheumy, weather-beaten detail.

>>80965394
There are times I see the ugly as Gob intended, but most of the time I think she's smoking hot. It's upsetting, actually.

>>80965394
Yeah, he rnose is a little wierd, but I still waif her hard.

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>>80965494
>>80966558
Truly the superior waifu

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>>80965394
Fite me faget

>>80966663
When I order the book, I'm gonna hae Gob draw me Trissh being cute

>>80969555
I have a feeling he'd just draw her super detailed and monstrous while wearing a sailor fuku or something

>>80969868
Acceptable

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>>80969555

>>80970081
Oh gosh.
Thank you Gob. I'm still gonna order your book and make you redo that shit, though.

>>80970125
haha aw shucks. Thank you ;)

>>80970147
Gob my man, How's it going?

>>80965328
yes
would you like to see my fan space rhino?

>>80970081
when are you going to go full JoJo

>>80970081
My Snake Waifu Can't Be This Cute!

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>>80970168
I'm doing well. Beginning my nightly post-work unwinding process. How are you?

>>80970288
You keep your grubby mitts away from my snakefu.
Gob drew that for me.

>>80970314
Doing well. Working on coding a text adventure before I need to sleep for work.

>>80970314
Hey Gob! Nice to see you on here with some OC doodles. I hope Grail heard that we all loved the guest comic - it was fucking awesome.

>>80970330
It's cool bro, just let me see it for a moment.

>>80970487
yeah, tell Grail that if she wants to do more, we'd totally be down. And since /co/ is a sizable portion of your fanbase, it probably follows that the rest does too.

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>>80970532
Yeah - I don't want to fall into the "4chan is one person" trap, but most of the thread loved it. We had some heated discussion on the hottest snake milf.

>>80970691
No, no that's not what I was saying.
But the reception was pretty overwhelmingly positive, here, so I;d guess it would be the same elsewhere.

>>80970487
>>80970532
>>80970691
I passed the message along and she says, "Thank you guys! I look forward to making more stuff for everybody."

I gotta go for now. Take care buddies! I'm gonna go cook the fuck out of a pile of noodles. <3

>>80970743
Take care, Gob. See you next time.

>>80970691
Them titties are gona give me a heart attack

>>80948369
Yeah, I have a feeling that the payoff is going to be nobody really cares/misses him.

>>80970081
for a second I thought that was Calliope

>>80972220
We'll see, I guess.

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>>80971990

>>80976874
WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN spoiler that shit.

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any snakemilf art yet?

>>80979202
Gob actually said Trisssh is about 16/17 in another thread.

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>>80979418
i was talking about the aunts

>>80979202
>>80979510
If only anon, if only

>>80979202
Alright I'm tired but I'm working on it. Give me a bit.

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>>80981404
May the lewd gods guide your hand, anon

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>>80979202
I started this a little while ago.

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I don't know their names/if they have one since they aren't canon but it was the first name I thought of.

I'll probably work more on it because she looks fun to color.

>>80981813
>aunt sasssha
you're gonna make me cut my tongue on my own teeth anon

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>>80982023
I hope you have insurance because I'm not paying for it.

I'm going to bed now but I will try to work on this some other time.

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>>80982476
>that face
conflicted

>>80954001
Because she's gawd or something like that

>>80982476
>dick status: MUH

>>80982476
>>80981813
>sweatingman.jpg