I WANT PICTURES, PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

Try to stop your porn addiction before I can give you pictures of him again

terry cruise would make a bretty gud black JJJ, but he would have to work on that moustach. needs to be alot thicker.

>>80872544
>porn
>addiction

The twist is: He only wants pictures of Miles Morales.

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I'm not usually one for changing a character's race, but there is something cool about a black JJJ

>>80872867
Yeah, it's kind of like Black Kingpin

Something works about it.

>>80872908
But then Spidey can't make any jokes about JJJ being racist because Spidey could be black for all he knows.

does black JJJ have a white best friend or an asian one?

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>>80872598

It can be a crippling thing, especially in Jameson's case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0T_2ZQHdY

>>80872951
I imagine his friend as being a jew.

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>>80872502
If JJJ would be black, would Robinson be white?

>>80872867
>I don't gib a fuck petah
>Get yo white dummb ass back to the streets and TAKE
>SOME MUTHAFUCKING PICS OF SPIDERMAN

>>80872993
robertson*

>>80872598
Look into the video Crews made about it and it will make sense, he was obsessed with watching porn and used it as a substitute for real physical contact. Look at porn threads on /tv/ if you want to see people addicted to porn, people in those threads are obsessed with even the littlest camwhores and act like they're betrayed if a porn star they follow (a telling concept by itself) does something like interracial.

>>80872993
You can't change black characters into white characters.

>>80873011
>>80872993
Equal opportunity diversity?
There's nothing equal or diverse about that.

Just replace the whole cast with trans women of color.

>>80872502
>>80872867
>>80873007

Fuck, nowI want this to happen

>>80873075
an actor being a different race isn't diversity™

>>80872867
Because "angry black guy who yells a lot" and "angry editor who yells a lot" are just tropes that work.

>>80872597
can he act? i've only seen him do that one-note yelling thing

>>80872993
i'd just be happy if he wasnt fat