Storm

We kill Stormfags.

>>80861006
Kill her. She's beyond saving.

>>80861006
Dial back the bitch-itude.

>>80861006
She should have been retired 20 years ago.

>>80861006
Isn't she, you know, black?

Did she get bleached or some shit?

>>80861161
She's transracial.
And pansexual.

>>80861006
make her louder, angrier, and give her access to a time machine

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She's tasted the BBC. She's ruined for life.

>>80861161
The only way to make black women attractive is to lighten their skin and give them facial features of white women.

>>80861161
Its called lighting you dumbshit.

>>80861198
>white women
Gross bub.

>>80861006

Kill stormfags and anyone who refers to her as "Beyonce" of mutants and "GODESS". She was cool in Gillen's X-Men when she had magneto to play off from

>>80861006
Make her deal with the daily tasks of a Wakandan queen in a slice of life, fish out of water story. She has to balance her new responsibilities with political and court intrigue, something her powers can't save her from, as well as an entire nation of women trying to steal the attentions of T'Challa, while secrets from her past threatens to destroy her life.

>>80861198
But she looks like a fucking morlock. She looks way better with her regular skin tone.

>>80861205
Her hair and costume are not discolored, just highlighted. It's clear in this image that her skin is white, in a literal, albino sense.

>>80861246
They're not married anymore.

>>80861259
What!!??? Since when!!??? The fuck is even going on anymore!!??

Also, Storm is perfect. Moment Cyclops is out of picture, we got best X-stories in last decade. See what happens when Cyclops isn't stealing everyone's spotlight?

>>80861259

Who is she sleeping with these days?

>>80861254
You're blind. The only place her skin is white is the highlights from the lightning. The rest of her skin is tinted blue (just like her hair and costume and everything else in the picture. but the base color is still clearly brown-ish.

>>80861279
Since like three fucking years ago.

>>80861279
they got divorced years ago over a political dispute

>>80861006
I think you can pretty much fix all the female Marvel characters by not trying to make them men in female bodies

>>80861293
latest issue showed her and Old Man Logan are on the verge of hooking up

which will be Teen Jean's villainous origin story

>>80861355
that's what women are

>>80861355
What does that mean?

Give her a identity beyond the X-men. Explore her hidden past like her actual blood related family that she hides from the X-men.

>>80861006
What's the problem with Storm exactly?

>>80861951
Nothing, I don't know what Cyclopsfags are bullshitting.

>>80861974
>>80861287
No one else has mentioned Cyclops.

>>80861006

I don't understand what's particularly wrong with Storm.

She's not fucking god tier, but she's decent. Nothing broken that I would fix.

>>80861410
she doesn't have enough women troubles for anon.

>>80861246
Jesus christ they haven't been married for years

>>80861992
Only ones who have problem with Storm and want to "fix" her are Cyclopsfags.

>>80862015
Whatever buddy.

>>80861951
mostly we're just making fun of her for declaing cyke literally Hitler then going ahead and doing all the same things he did as leader other than bang Emma

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>>80862039
>other than bang Emma

I think I know how to fix Storm.

>>80861185
She has all three right now

I'm guessing this has already been done (not well read on the character) but I'd like to see a nice one shot of her just going full on heroic weather goddess with her thwarting magic supertornados and shit like that. Just unleashing the wrath of the skies without all the bullshit mutant drama.

That said, I like her being headmistress of the grey/xavier/whatever school for gifted wallpaper.

>>80862195
>with her thwarting magic supertornados
Why stop there, make her Sorceress Supreme. She's strong in magic, possibly stronger than Strange!

>>80861097
>Kill her. She's beyond saving.
At this point, I'd probably side with this.
Her last good incarnations were pretty much happening around the time I was born and everything else has been Iceman levels of uninteresting forced exposure of an iconic character.

>>80861006
Remove the mohwak and make her hair curly same as that captain america girl

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>>80861006
Fix X-Men first

JUST FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY PLEASE

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>>80861198
The darker the berry fagotron

>>80861564
>Give her a identity beyond the X-men. Explore her hidden past like her actual blood related family that she hides from the X-men.
They always try this shit with individual X-Men and it never works.

>>80861006
Her development is really stalled out, isn't it...

Remember when she joined the Avengers for maybe two issue just so Bendis could say he made her an Avenger?

>>80861006
She's fine.

Get Claremont to fix her.

>>80861006
By having decent writers and editors take over the X-Men.
Because every one of them is just as bad off as she is.

>>80865438
Why? Her development under Claremont stopped after she got her powers back. And that was over 25 years ago.

>>80861006
She should have been the one to unite Logan and Scott. She should have been the true founder of the JGS, but with a less retarded name for the school. Scott and Logan should have been her right hand men. She was a part of Scott's Extinction team, she should know what she's doing and exactly what not to do.

But instead we get a retarded ass Storm who copies Scott's plans while doing it more terribly and shitting on him at the same time, moves mutants to a hell dimension controlled by it's owners state of consciousness, lets everyone else push her around, has the X-men become laughing stock in the super hero communities, and can't even do the catch phrase without it coming off as uninspiring.

Fuck Aaron, Bendis, and Lemire.

>>80866040
See, that's Storm doing things, but it's not the same thing as character development. Development would mean exploring new parts of her history or personality, or taking her character in new directions.

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>>80861198
You're not supposed to go for the average.

>>80865438
Christ "STOP TALKING LIKE THAT, WOMAN!" Claremont?

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>>80866094
Here's one that's a tad larger

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>>80861198
>Thinks the only way a black person could be attractive if they were white
How can you be so wrong, anon?

>>80866629
Aren't you supposed to be proving him wrong? That girl is ok but far from pretty

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>>80866725
>far from pretty
Now you're just being willfully contrarian