Steven Universe

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>>80754358

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Bump a dump a rump

Steven Universe is fun! Or should I say, out of this world?

When I first found Steven Universe on my feed, I don't realize that I had found a real...gem of a series!

What's your favorite season, so far?

Mine is S2A

Good to see you're liking it OP

All tied up! I liked the first episodes the best, and its sad for me because I won't ever experience it for the first time anymore!
To be true, I also relate much to the protagonist! That is one of the big reason I love it!

>>80754997
this show is a real CUT above the rest.

>>80754358
>Also i must say, Pearl seems REALLY attached to Roses stuff.
.... Anon, I really hope that you've somehow managed to stay ignorant of this show, and have no idea where this is going.

>>80754997
Fuck you, Carlos.

>>80755050
Huh. So people DO do that. I thought it was just a myth.

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>>80755070
???

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>>80755037
>>80755050
Oh yea the first season so far for me is really really good and fun, I love the lore building so far and the characters are growing on me pretty good.

For favorite characters i would say Pearl is best Gem for me so far and for Human's i would have to say Steven and Greg
>>80755077
I've done my best to not really know anything about the show before watching, so yes i am going in blind.

Though i am gonna guess that Pearl and Rose were probably pretty close as team mates

Fuck you

>>80754358
Be careful to avoid spoilers OP. Honestly. If I were you I'd just power through the series and then come here to give us your impressions, it's interesting to read them but I worry someone will spoil it for you

>>80755254
Don't worry mate, i won't spoil myself, im pretty good at keeping myself in the dark

Plus these episode batch reports are honestly very fun to do anyway, i love talking to you guys about one of my newest favorite show

>>80755411
Which episode are you on now?

I need to know because I want to laugh at you behind your back, having seen the whole show so far, and thus knowing what you're in for

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>>80755450
Just finished Island Adventure which is episode 30.

Gonna do 31 to 40 tomorrow for another batch

>>80755483
Why is Steve fighting himself? Is this allegory for his inner turmoil and ideologies?

>>80755567
Its a episode were Steven takes a Magical hourglass that basically lets him time travel Futurama style and he ends up arguing with himself in the process

I guess you could say that in a way.
Or you could use it as a good way to symbolize /co/ sometimes

A STEVEN UNIVERSE THREAD MUST SHITPOST TUMBLR TUMBLR PANCAKEFAGS EVERYWHERE

>>80755666
I dunno about that, I feel as if pancake jokes fall kind of flat.

>>80754358
Are you vocaroo anon? I enjoyed hearing you talk about the show.

>>80754358
Glad to see more of these 'new to the show' threads. Usually those have actual show discussion going on instead of some derailing shitposting. Hopefully britanon will return here as well so the fun is complete

>>80755411
But I'm afraid that someone will spam spoilers in all caps in these threads ;_; or something

On the other hand I myself was spoiled somewhat heavily since I'm a recent convert too, and still loved it all, but it'd perhaps be better to write your impressions down and then come and discuss it all later.


But in any case, yeah the show is delightful, glad to have you onboard

>>80754358

>>>/trash/

ROSE DIES

>>80756219
Hey shut the fuck up dude.

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>>80755838

>>80756056
>>80755913
>>80755856
Hey thanks guys, Glad to see other fans welcome newcomers with open arms and such.

Really love the Lapis Arc and Stevens growing powers, can't wait to watch the next 31-40 episode batch tomorrow guys.

Vocaroo? You mean that online talking thing? Why would you want me to talk on that?

>>80754358

...I wonder if Greg's parents are still alive somewhere?

"...Yeah... your grandpa was pretty... wild, Steven."
"Wild? How do you mean?"
"...Your mother ended up slapping him."

And his mom was a total bitch who disapproved of his music career and predicted precisely what happened. "Rock star! Hah! I know how those epics go! You'll get hooked by some little slut in a beach town that tells you she loves you, and when she gets pregnant you will stay with her - and one day you'll wake up, fat and bald, and as you drive or more likely, walk to your dead-end job you wonder what the hell happened to the girl you fell in love with and your rock 'n roll career, because now you are flipping burgers or fixing cars while she's turned into a fat whale - if she's not run away and left you with the kid! Remember your old mother, then, Gregory Universe - and remember I warned you!"

>>80755567

...Yes, oddly enough.

>>80756667
I'm sorry, I was talking about a different anon. There was someone from /sp/ who was also watching SU and giving his impressions of every episode via vocaroo.

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>>80755125
Real life gems, and also peridots are cut to be cleaned and shaped anon.

>>80756752
He sounds pretty cool anon, hope he is enjoying the show as well

>>80754358

hi again anon

i am wating to see you watch episodes 43 and 46

40 - 50 thread is going to be epic

>>80754358
Just watched it today and holy shit this show is gay as fuck, appart from the SWJ propaganda. How a kids show can be this gay?

I find it so funny that so many /pol/tards love Garnet. She's literally everything they want to lynch, but she's an alien so that makes it okay to them

>>80757249
46 is Warp Tour, right? Heh.

>>80757311
>SWJ
>How a kids show can be this gay?
How can you be this annoying? Yeah, the show is pretty gay. So what?

>>80757311

> Main character is a hetero cis male
> Literally every female character who meets him loves him (except for the ones who try to kill him - but Jasper should watch out or she could turn into Gogo)
> He's literally a Messianic character
> Is 14 years old, looks even younger, but already has a girlfriend and already has been intimate with her

You're right, that's so gay.

Tell me, what did you think about the dynamic between Steven and Pedey?

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>>80757311
>gay as fuck, appart from the SWJ propaganda
You never watched it at all, did you

Why does everyone like Stephen?

>>80757406

46 is Rose's Scabbard , and 43 Maximum Capacity

the best fucking episodes ever

Has there been ANY update on when it's coming back?

>>80757311
Not that I have a problem with it, but being straight is meaningless to gems. Remember, the rock is the real body, everything else is closer to an outfit or an avatar. They dont reproduce sexually and probably only pick female forms because they look better. Except for Rose they dont even have tits, their chest is just rounded

>>80757249
Oh cool, can't wait for it mate, sounds like a pretty cool batch is coming my way then.

>>80757598
CN France are bringing in new episodes in May
There's been rumors, hacks on servers and stuff suggesting April, but nothing official from CN US

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>>80757580
>46 is Rose's Scabbard
Oh, that's even better! Newbie anon is in for it with that one.

>>80757533
Alternate universe Captain America.

>>80757627
>>80757580

fuck I was wrong, Rose's Scabbard is episode 45 , not 46.

good luck m8

>>80757406
>>80757459
>>80757467
>>80757599
I'm talking about the other three characters. You can come with whatever excuse you want, but those characters were created to fill in the female role. Yet there are too many sexual innuendos concerning how their interactions are presented, specially some scenes between Pearl and Garnet. Also why does people keep trying to present obesity as something good, when it's bad for health?

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>>80757533

Because he is a nice kid. He occasionally does dumb things, but he is never mean-spirited or petty.

It's that wide-eyed wonder that attracts people.

>>80757599
>probably only pick female forms because they look better.

What I want to know is why they all look human. Even the Homeworld gems.

>>80757707

More like Captain Marvel.

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So this Lapis gem is pretty cool, her water controling powers are also cool.

Also loving the idea of multiple gem controlled planets, literally makes me wonder what they are like

Also love the relationship between Connie and Steven, makes me feel pretty good

Love kisses is a cute idea

>>80757599
>but being straight is meaningless to gems
I'm not talking about the characters, but how the show wants to present them. In the eyes of the audience they fill in the female role (the strong woman that needs no men agenda), so their intimidate interactions are viewed as lesbian.

>>80757830

Sexual innuendo? If you want to interpret the gems as female, then there is no innuendo - Garnet is almost literally a lesbian marriage, Pearl is still pining for her late lesbian vanilla domme (?) Rose and Amethyst is bi-curious when her relationship with Pearl gets stifling.
No, fusion is not exactly sex... but COME ON.

Wait, you're not a time traveller from 1956, are you?

Does any one have that comic where sour crem and buck are playing with each other in the shower but then larz comes in

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>>80758002
I hate SJW and its cancer like pic related.

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>>80757340
Wait, /pol/ likes Garnet? proof?

>>80758126
>that fucking delayed reaction to having your foot bitten off

>>80758101

Dude, I keep telling you you only dreamt that.

>>80758121

Well, why are you complaining to us for? You should complain to the bastard who is forcing you to watch this show, which you clearly hate!

Oh, and 'Angela: Queen of Hel' is a bucket of piss unworthy even of Valerie Solanas.

>>80758152

Well, she likes solving problems with violence, plus she is the kind of illegal alien they like: the kind that doesn't take jobs away from decent Americans or makes passes at their women.

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>>80758121
Are there any more edits on this?

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>>80758321
>why are you complaining to us for?
M-maybe because this is the /co/ board and this is a SU thread.

>>80758321
NO they'er wipping each other in the shower room and larz shows up and they stop because larz is shit and onion is preparing to wip larz.

>>80755666
Get thee behind me, Satan.

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So for me, Best gem is still Pearl so far, i like how she tries her best to keep Steven safe and try to teach him. Plus she is pretty formal which i like

>>80758711
Honey, you've got a big storm coming *poses*

>>80758711

best gem

>>80758126
>That faint snapping sound in the audio among all the growling
Horrific.

>>80758467

What can we do about the fact someone is forcing you to watch a show you don't like?

>>80758711
>she tries her best to keep Steven safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdf8m5kdmM8

>>80758711
Oh boy
OH BOY
You are in for a treat anon

>>80758945
Hey man she was just super duper homesick and was blinded by the fact that she wanted to return to her world. She had no intent on harming Steven in the process just a bit blind
>>80758950
>>80758842
Sounds like something big is gonna happen with pearl in between 31 and 40. Makes me kinda excited actually

>>80757830
>they are presenting being obese as something positive
?????
????
How?
They only time they have addressed weight was steven and his dad trying to lose it.
And gems either become lesbians or fuck alien species. Its like saying the asari from mass effect are faggots because they reproduced with themselves instead of other species

>>80758711
LITERAL
RAPIST
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>>80759189
I think it's one of those cases where because fat people are treated just like normal people and aren't the butt of jokes it means the show is promoting obesity. That's usually these people's line of thought.

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>>80759260

Am I the only one who wants to ship Lapis Lazuli and Meta Knight?

>>80759441
Anyone who crackships two series should be gassed

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So I just finished Season 1. Do we ever see a gem more powerful than Lapis? I mean, she kinda stole the ocean. All of it. That's a stupidly higher level of power than any other gem we've seen.

>>80759189
>>80759354
I remember watching some episode long ago where the little fat woman was pissed because Garnet called her weak or something, the whole episode were supposed to make her realize she was actually happy with her body.

>>80759753
That's not what the episode was about.

>>80759809

Some people see Jesus in toast, anon. They see what they want to see.

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So Greg is a pretty cool guy that i can get behind.

So fair i like him so far in Season 1, really love the father son bonding with him and steven and his take on his past relationship with rose and how is mixed up with the Crystal gems business sometimes like that time with Lapis was really cool

What do you guys think of Greg?

>>80759753
That has nothing to do with amethyst's physical appearance and is more about her not taking care of herself and not thinking about who she is. She has no sense of self and took no time regenerating so she kept coming out flawed because of it

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>>80759909
[unsolicited opinions on Greg]

>>80759809
>Fat woman appear as little and fat as always.
>Garnet: Perfect.
>Fat woman: I'm comfortable with this body.
Then why was it about?

>>80759962
It wasn't about her being happy being fat it was about her being happy as herself and not someone else.

Why is everything about race/weight/gender with you people? by which I mean Tumblr.

>>80759962
I think you might wanna familiarize yourself with the English language before trying to analyze this show too deep.

>> 80759629

I can't be gassed, it gives me gas.

Did that vocaroo anon ever update more on the episodes?
his voice is just nice to listen to

>>80754358
Are you that British guy who recorded a vocaloo talking about the first few episodes?

>>80760515
No im a newer anon who is watching episodes in batches and coming here to let you guys know how i fell about it.

My next batch tomorrow is 31 to 40 and i will probly post tomorrow if im not busy

STEVEN UNIVERSE/KIRBY CROSSOVER!
WHO'S WITH ME???

>>80758711
I used to hate her. I still do, but at least now I understand why she is the way she is.

>>80758126
First time I've seen an actual gator death roll.
Brutal.

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>>80759909
He's best human.

It's not a contest at the moment.

>gems are on mission
>find out steven is actually sans
Do they have bad time?

>>80760826
Steve would beat up Kirby in real life

So whats your favorite episode and am i in for a treat to watch it?

Any favorites before episode 31 you may discus if you want since i already watched them

Cookie Cats < Lion Lickers
FIGHT ME, YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!

>>80761327

DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE MARSHMELLOW. HE HAS SWORDS. AND A BLACK HOLE BELLY. AND LASERS. AND STAR RODS. AND CRYSTALS. and did i mention he sucks (literally)?

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PRINCIPAL MAZUR FROM A GOOFY MOVIE CONFIRMED FOR MAYOR DEWEY'S FURSONA

I love how stupid this show makes /pol/tards look, not by depicting them but by provoking them into ranting

>>80762302
Nobody on /pol/ gives a shit about SU.

Stop to consider the people on /co/ are just fucking stupid.

>>80762659
This, just...this. The people on /pol/ have always been /pol/ite.

>>80762659
Its not that they are stupid its just that people here are nostalgia retards and anything new they hate with a passion
And lets be honest the fanbase being as cancerous as it is doesnt help
>inb4 we arent cancerous
More cancerous than some and less cancerous than some but all fandoms and generals are cancerous.

>>80762302
/pol/ is by far my main board and I enjoy this show. Losers who take watching shit cartoon seriously from here are more likely to shit on it for any given reason.

>>80757311
>SWJ
Social Welfare Jews?

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>>80759909
10/10, would have a beer and talk about music and shit with.

>>80762881
Super War Jesus?

>>80763023
Hes the kind of guy you can just sit down with a beer and just reflect on the past with

>>80763338
Stoned White Jocks?

So next episodes when? Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

holy shit these new leaks for the next episode

how the hell are people even getting their hands on these clips

>>80757707
When Captain Steven throws his mighty shield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox7JXUAJ68g

>>80764212
Cartoon Network UK done fucked up, is how.

what the fuck is this thread???

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>>80759700
>do we ever see a gem more powerful than Lapis?
Yep.
>fights Alexandrite--a fusion of FOUR gems--and beats the piss out of her until she gets distracted and suckerpunched

>>80757830
>Also why does people keep trying to present obesity as something good, when it's bad for health?

Are you remotely implying that the show puts Amethyst on a good light, like ever?
She even comes to accept that she is a fuck up at some point and that Steven shouldn't listen to her.

>>80754358
you should consider killing yourself.

The show sucks.

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>>80765374
Okay senpai.

>>80765374
Or yunno, you could just off yourself instead so we can enjoy the show in peace.

>>80765374
>liking something you dont should be punished by death

What a sad little man you are

>>80755483
REMINDER THAT THE STEVEN FROM EVERY EPISODE BEFORE THIS ONE IS DEAD, AND A TIME CLONE HAS TAKEN HIS PLACE

>>80754962
r we sur even existes no episod for moths

>>80765634
No, you just don't understand time travel. Steven's timeline branched in that episode. Every one of the stevens were the same individual from prior episodes, but gained individuality through going back in time

>>80757963
>intimidate interactions
I stop over from /tg/ for a breath of fresh air and yet you people insist on triggering the DM inside me.

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>>80761327
kek

>>80754358
Keep going, shit picks up from here.
And then it stops for a hiatus until May.

>>80754358
Oh hey is this anon again.
So of all of those episodes wich one was your favorite? Mine is probably betwen Space Race and Ocean Gem

>>80754358


I SHIP STEVEN AND LAPIS, SHES GONNA BE HIS FIRST GEM FUSION I TELL YOU WHAT

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So

Do you guys think Greg and Amethyst fucked?

>>80768654
Undoubtedly. Though Amethyst never made a womb she made the best vagina and would shape shift to Greg's tastes. Unfortunately, she got tired of Greg never asking her to remain herself and that ended things.

>>80768654
>>80768676
Of course they didn't.

>>80767736
Lapis is tainted, She fused with the enemy and caused more problems for Steven, She is unworthy of even participating in the Steven-bowl.

Lapis deserves nothing more than to be Jaspers toy.

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>>80755070

>>80768654
I definitely got the impression they had some kind of instantly regrettable grief-fuck with Amethyst taking the form of Greg's dead wife.

>>80757945
>literally makes me wonder what they are like
You will see that it could have been great

>>80759076

Still not hardly 'trying her best'.

>>80758002
If anything Gernet is hetero, because fusion between different kinds of gems is dislicked on HW

>>80761255

I used to think the house was gonna catch on fire and he'd run in to save someone and he'd come out with his hair burned off and everybody's just staring and he's like "What? I'm okay, what's up?" and on the middle of his back, hitherto hidden by his man-mane, sits a black diamond.

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>>80765374

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>80765634

So what? A person is information. We are radiant beings, not this crude matter.

>>80768786
>Lapis deserves nothing more than to be Jaspers toy.

Hmm...

>>80770432

Point. And she's such a tomboy.