>Superman's British teeth

>>80680317
Stop it
Cavill is sensitive about them

fml...

first the hair

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Meanwhile Batman has real American teeth

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>>80680317
They look like post fight metropolis

>>80680317
I mean really, if superman need lasers to shave I doubt braces are going to help him.

>>80681022
Stop making sense in a shitposting thread

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Oh fuck, im losing hope in this movie

>>80680362
He's a fucking movie star. You'd figure he'd get them fixed, then. His hairline never bothered me, but this does.

>>80681022
Although this makes sense.

>>80680475
It's funny, when Brits see American teeth they think we all have "disgusting veneers"

I always heard having bad teeth led to bad bone structure but looking at Henry Cavill, I guess that isn't true.

Pls no bully henry

He "reads message boards"

>>80681022
>implying the fortress can't make Kryptonian invisalign for him

And Cavill has been acting for a while, no excuse for not getting that fixed if OP isn't a shoop. He has the money.

>>80680317
He's an alien remember.

>>80680475
You know, messed up teeth would actually be better for Batman. When one of the few things you can see on a person is their teeth, and they're trying to strike fear into you, it undermines them a bit when you imagine them sitting in a dentist's chair.

>>80681374
Most super heroes go to the dentist, and all superheroes poop
Does Superman take supershits?

>>80680317
That is shooped

>>80681543
I don't see why his poops would be that much different. His other bodily fluids aren't really. Maybe stomach acid, I don't know.

>>80681543
>>80681611
Only in the bathroom of solidturd

>>80681543
Is flash the fastest shitter alive?

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>>80681641
yes, and he can actually vibrate his anus so fast that his shits can pass through steel walls

>>80681611
not as strong as matter eater lad's stomach acid

>>80681761
I think MEL's spit is also very strong

>>80680475
Pretty sure Ben got his teeth did.

>>80681374
His teeth aren't bad, they just overlap some what. They're all there, white and workable.

>>80681367
Because of Cavill's teeth?

>>80680317
>British teeth
Lovecraft wrote many stories about them.

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I don't see anything wrong with them, OP.

>>80680317
You Americans are ridiculously insecure

>>80680317
Jesus christ, I did not notice that until now.

>>80680317
God damn. Finally a superhero I can relate to...