did they ever say what fury told thor?

>>80470042
ur a faget

do you bleed?

>>80470042
>jane will date a black guy

Thor is racist and deemed unworthy.

>>80470042
"Thor, I'm sorry, but there's been an editorial mandate"

>>80470042
>you need to digest the fact that comic books no longer cater to you white male nerds

Will we ever have a good Thor book again? God of Thunder was only good initially because of the art. The Fraction run was pretty abysmal. That just leaves JMS's run which was relatively short before JMS just up and left Marvel leaving Fraction to pick up the pieces

>I'll buy you all the ale in asgard if you pretend you can't lift that hammer

"Buckle up, Buckaroo"
In all seriousness, I doubt they thought that far ahead

>>80470220
What' people's problem with Fractions run? I re-read it just last week, it was fucking baller.

>>80470042
You don't actually want to be Thor

Odin is a misogynist
Black Bolt opens a bar
Reed is god
and America Chavez is a futa

A lot of misogynist filth

Maybe it actualy like "You are not actualy Thor. you are actualy Ragnarok"

>>80470042
[Unsolicited Opinions on Israel???]

>>80470042
the hammer was made by dwarfs.
the elves put a magic failsafe in the hammer deeming whoever wielded it unworthy.
fury had access to utau's secrets.
fury used the dwarves fail-safe.
until directly discounted in canon this is what i'm sticking to.

>>80471693
that sounds just bland enough to be correct

"You didn't check your privilege, Thor."

>>80470042
They never will because they had nothing planned.

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>>80470090
But Thor likes black girls.

>>80471693
Wasn't Odin the one who put the worthiness enchantment on the hammer?

>>80470042
Feminism will destroy your comics

>>80473536
WHAT..? WHAT DIDST THOU SAY?

"Thor will kill Jane Foster"

Seven vaganias.

>>80474114
That would actually be a pretty good twist.

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

>>80473474

>she's stroking the hammer

Subtle.

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>>80474085
EROTIC

>>80471521
*a Thor

>>80474256
It wouldn't, but it's possibly the least stupid one they could go with.

>>80474215
maybe more

>>80470042
Check your privilege

>>80470042
penis penis penis penis

>>80470042

"Loki is Odin's bastard child by Farbauti. YOU are adopted and that's why Odin is always riding you."

>>80471638

That would have been funny, but Ragnarok looks kind of like the Executioner now.

"Why don't you just put ALL of Midgard in a flask, Thor?"

>>80470042
Who's the character in the OP?
At least post a picture of Thor if you're going to ask about her.

>>80470090
fucking kek

>>80473474
>"and then..."
AND THEN WHAT?

>>80470042
No, and they probably never will. Marvel does this shit everytime.

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>>80470042
>fury told thor?

what if it was HAIL HYDRA

>>80470042
"The power of Thor will kill Jane Foster."

>>80470042
Thor had split ends

>>80474256
I've been saying that for like a year.

>>80475905
Could you imagine

check 'em

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>>80477099
>616 Peter Parker ends up in the Ultimate universe
>Meets Miles
>Goes back to 616
>Looks up Miles to see if he exists in this universe
>Says "Oh my god" or something like that
>We'll never know what he saw
>The writers probably had no idea and just wanted to be dramatic without actually having any ideas

You're a big guy

>>80477926

Maybe he said oh my god because he literally found nothing at all

>>80477926
Shouldn't there still be a Miles in 616, though?
Has refugee Miles acknowledged that at all?

>>80477978
that wouldn't be such a big deal. Not everyone has an alternate universe counterpart with the same name. like Ultimate Jessica Drew, who is that universe's Ben Reilly, that universe's spider-woman, and that universe's black widow.

>>80470042
"The hammer can spare Jane from her cancer, but only if she becomes Thor."

>>80470042
The Feminazis are coming!

>>80477077
They fucked, they fucked so hard that it threatened to destroy the earth and then they never got together again.

Seriously that's what happened.

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>"You know... Come on... Thor... You're gay"

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>>80477077

Reparations now!