How do we fix coldsteel?

>>80260394
>implying you can fix a sonic oc
Men better than you have tried, Anon. It's a dark and lonely path for those foolish enough to try. Heed my advice, while you still have your youth and innocence; let dead sleeping dogs lie

>>80260394
Just kill him, it's not worth trying to save him.

>>80260394
I can fix it
Give me some time though

Make him a parody.

Put more blood n gore n more hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts.

Also a soundtrack consisting of Linkin Park, Slipknot, Skinny Puppy, and Blink 182.

Fire. Fire and bleach.

Give him a comic written by Brian Michael Bendis

I think he should have a cybernetic arm, made out of coldsteel, that can unleash a blood red katana from the back of his hand and shoot napalm out of his palm. Just the fluid, so he can light it on fire using his grill lighter like a badass.

>>80261618
We'll wait.

>>80261733
There's some truth in every joke, anon.

>implying coldsteel isn't perfect
psssh

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>>80260394
Make him self aware, break the 4th wall and do lots of meme jokes

People will love it. Trust me.

>>80260394
More piercings, spiked cuffs, tattoos, Pentagram on his forehead, and a better catchphrase; something like "Fuk u, faggit!" or "Kizz muh ayy, hole!"

I fucked up at chaoskid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LSb3NHq0nk

>>80260394

make it personnel

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>>80260394
Do what inuyuru did and make porn.

>>80260394
I think he needs to be more physically attractive. More defined abs. Also a gun couldn't hurt...him that is...

>>80260394
>Blood_skull_boi84: Looking back, the process of coming up with Coldsteel seems less like and act of creation then of sculpture: as if he were already waiting, grave and patient, inside of block of white marble, and all I needed to do was chip away at everything that wasn't him

>>80260394
Just like how kof handled ash, remove it from existence

Add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bXgBpSXDc8

>>80260394
What's there to fix?

>>80261986
Brian Michael Bendis?

>>80262364
Coldpool?

>>80265264
Yeah, Brian Michael Bendis.

>>80260394
Make him a self-aware parody of Sonic OCs, make him not an asshole and have him poke fun at everything wrong with OCs 'Sonic, yeah, that guy's my cousin's son's nephew's father's college roommate.' And maybe, MAYBE, he'd work, ironically.

>>80260394
>implying it needs fixing
Hello Kevin Robinson.

Reboot it

>>80260394
Are you khaoskid663 by any casuality OP? You megga ass-faggot.

Turn him into a femboi slut like in those pictures.

You know the ones.

>>80260394
Kevin Robinson we know it's you.

Stop showing his deviantart to everyone at school faggot.

>>80260394
Convince critics that "Shadow the hedgeheg" is a thinly veiled critic of concept seen as good by modern society, such as hapiness, family, education or sunny weather and a pamphlet against Western manicheism.
It will suddenly be hailed as the underrated masterpiece of our century.

>>80260394
Make a AAA game with an epic storyline about his rise
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18

>>80260394
If he stopped being shitty, he wouldn't be Coldsteel.
Ignoring that, have him be an ordinary hedgehog that got 'mechanized' or whatever the fuck Eggman does to make those animal-powered robots, but then when Sonic defeats him the first time, he regains some control and flees.
Sonic lets him go because he doesn't work for Eggman any more, but then finds out that Coldsteel is destroying all the technology that makes the world work in an attempt to lash out against his 'creator'.
Tails and another character (say, Knuckles) job to him, Sonic shows up and beats him before Eggman shows up.
Coldsteel realizes he was wrong and sacrifices himself to save Sonic from a lethal attack Eggman has been charging as he waited for the battle to end, then Sonic defeats Eggman in the final boss battle.
Tragic scene where Coldsteel dies redeemed, Sonic and pals reflect on the moral of the story, curtains fall.

I can't believe I just fucking wrote that.
You're welcome, Sega.

>>80260394
Like any franchise reboot:

Option 1:
Make him lose all his powers and spend the movie trying to get them back
Option 2:
Make a prequel with a title such as "origins", "begin", or "rising"

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>>80260394
>Trent Razner

What does Pokemon scammer even mean?

>>80260394

>Likes: Nine Inch Nails
>Dislikes: Trent "Razner"

????????

>>80260394
Will Penders be buying the rights to Coldsteel as well?

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There's a kid in my college class,who's 23 and writes pages of fan fiction about his sonic oc and even explains to lecturer how he's going to make 8 movies starring him and sonic

>>80265546
the comic writer?