New Kelly

>>79095375
Has there ever been an instance in which Kelly did not do it again?

>Jesus looking troubled
Maybe he should just kick him out lmao.

>>79095375

Why would Bowie get into Heaven if he's such a sicko?

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>In Heaven (where every day is Christmas)

>>79095375
>1
The fuck is Jesus wearing?
>2
Is that Jesus's drink?

>>79095375
Does anyone know what sheet music that is

>>79095375

I want him to draw Lemmy next.

>>79095375
>weird clothes

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>>79095421
I imagine maybe the first time he ever did it he technically didn't do it again, but it's hard to think of a world in which Kelly wasn't there to guide us towards a bright, sicko-free future

>>79095478

I think it's supposed to be Bing Crosby's drink. He had a reputation for drinking.

>>79095454
Because that's whats wrong with the world today.

>>79095375
Wait, if Kelly considers him a such a sicko how did he manage to make it into heaven?

>>79095375
>No crying Lady Liberty

Where were you when Kelly turned into a filthy commie?

>>79095674
Thanks Obama

>>79095687
Liberty ain't dead, familia.

>>79095687
Freedom is still alive so she has no business to do in heaven yet, thank god.

>>79095674
I'd say Bowie is awful enough to get side-eyed by Jesus and Crosby but not quite awful enough to be sent below, but it's a mistake for Kelly to display that kind of indecisiveness

>Bowie still gets into Heaven instead of burning in Hell

Rare change of pace from Kelly, but welcome

>>79095788
Seriously, we all rely on Kelly to be the light of clarity cutting through the indecision and vice of this modern sin-cursed world, how could he falter in his works like that?

>>79095375
I find it charming that despite being a no-talent sicko who wears weird clothes and likes drugs, Kelly has Bowie show up in heaven.

>>79095788
I think Kelly has just finally taken it on himself to criticize the Lord himself, thank Kelly.

>>79095481
little drummer boy, if I had to guess.

especially considering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk

>>79095522
>Frazetta
Lost my shit right there

No no no, that sicko is clearly there by mistake. That's why Jesus looks so troubled, he needs to send him to Hell and he hates telling bad news to people.

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>>79095863
Is it a metaphor for Americas immigration policy?
This is a layered comic even by Kelly's high standards.

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>>79095522
>Frazetta

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>>79095460

>>79095375
I'm gonna make sure I label my suitcases "Weird Clothes" or "Drugs"

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>>79095853
Hell is reserved for people who insult Star Trek like JJ Abrams or Steve Jobs.

>>79095375
Always right

>>79095870
https://youtu.be/dk7nCKG8stk

The facial expressions really make this one.

>Bing Crosby:Oh for the love of fuck, who let this faggot in here?
>Jesus:Ah hell, Bowie died didn't he? Great, just great.

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>>79095454
Guess they're afraid he'd take over in hell.

>>79095454
rich people man

does he have a main website?

>>79095375
No crying statue of liberty, 0/10

>>79097396
its funny because bing was also a piece of shit behind the curtains.

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>>79095375
>Labeling the child abuser "A class act"

>>79099005
Found the Salon reader

>>79095375
I love that even Kelly can't pretend Bowie would go to hell.

>>79098714
Are you implying the spirit of America can die? Go fuck yourself commie.

>>79099107
That's the joke, though. Kelly picked Bing Crosby because he's implying that Crosby was a completely perfect model citizen because he sang wholesome songs and was relevant when Kelly was a kid, despite all the rumors about him being a dick.

It's also pretty ironic, because Bing Crosby was no stranger to drugs himself. He smoked marijuana until he was in his seventies.

>>79099277
Yes, but he does it out of a pipe. That makes it classy marijuana.

>>79099321
Golly-gee, wish I was classy enough to smoke hash out of a gentlemanly pipe.

>>79099277
No, he picked Bing Crosby because he and Bowie did a famous duet together

>>79095478
Jesus is wearing a tunic with his name on it.

>>79095742
>>79095751
Deepest lore?

>>79096368
Star Wars version when, Kelly?

>>79096016
>>79096077
I don't get it.

>>79099182
It's been dead since the end of Vietnam, and yet we're still here.

>>79096368
Nimoy was jewish after all, hence Chosen.

>>79095522
>Frazetta
Kellys got some good taste

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>>79103518

Frank Frazetta did a lot of sci-fi, fantasy, and comic book art. He's kind of the odd man out.