Moe's Tavern
I'd like to speak with Seymour Butts.
>>79073542
Etsin Herra Saukkoa. Etunimi Anu.
I'd like to talk to my friend, first name Ineeda, last name Tinkle.
>>79073542
I'd like to talk to a friend.
He's name is Arnatsee, Graham
I'm looking for a guy. First name Haywood, last name Jablowmie
Hey there Puff mama what's on the menu tonight?
Tell everyone that you're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells, and you like to kiss your own butt
>>79073558
SEYMOUR BUTTS! I WANNA SEYMOUR BUTTS! ...Wait a minute When i find you im gonna rip out your intestine and strangle you with it you scumsucking pussbucket!
>>79073542
I doubt it. Moe doesn't exist in the three dimensional form.
>>79073628
Hold on, HEY EVERYBODY, INEEDA TINKLE, INEEDA TINKLE ANYONE? ...Wait a minute When i find you i will forcefeed you your own body piece by piece you yellar belly rat jackass
>>79073542
Yeah, I'm looking for a first name Hugh, lastname Jazz
>>79073542
Hi, is Mike Hawk there?
Yes, may I speak with Amanda Kissenhug please?
>>79073542
I'm looking for a Sal Ommie?
>>79074230
You rang?
>>79073542
Hello, is there an Opie Issafag around?
>>79073542
Is there a 'Moe' there? Last name...Szyslak
>>79074614
yeah he's right here, hello?
>>79073542
Oh sorry, I wanted Pizza.
>>79073542
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
>>79074215
>Kissenhug
>KISSENHUG
You fucked it up
>>79074873
I've only ever heard the name, never seen it written down.
>>79074934
Its Amanda Huggenkiss
>>79075158
>I need a man da kiss n hug
Just wanted to call to say goodbye, love.
>>79073542
CLOSING TIME, ONE LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL SO GET YOUR WHISKEY OR BEER!
>>79075295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpyhkmQPyE0
>>79075330
Why you gotta make me feel this feel SENPAI?
>>79073542
Is Champ there?
>>79075367
Potato potato senpai
>>79075414
No, champ's hurt. We got Roman tho.
>>79073542
I'd like to speak with Mike Hunt.
>>79073542
I was calling to ask if you've seen Mike Hunt
>>79073542
Hey.
I just wanna say.
Goodbye.
>>79073542
No, this is Patrick
>>79073542
Yeah I'd like to talk to Mr. Smithers
First name Whaylin.
>>79073542
This is major tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the dark
My pool exploded. Again.
>>79073602
fuck off Zatanna
>>79073542
Hi I'm looking a guy, first name Al, last name Gaholic
https://youtu.be/y0TxfwB3BWQ
>>79073542
Is Homer there?
Homer Sexual
>>79073542
Is Nick Gurr there?
>is there a Nick Gurr here
>c'mon, are there any Nick Gurr's here...
>>79073542
Is Aerosmith playing tonight?
>>79073542
Sorry. Not open for business yet.
>>79073542
Is this the Krusty Krabb?
>>79073542
I'm looking for a Mr. Hunt, first name Mike
>>79073542
>>79073542
I'd like to speak to Hugh Jass.
>>79073542
Hello, this is Carlton. Carlton Banks. B-E-A-E-N-E-K-E-S. No E.
Can you make me a sandwich?