Badness

>>79040435
What the fuck is going on in that picture?

>>79042448
aparently the dog fucked and got pregnant stewie.

>>79042499
How in the fuck was that allowed to be aired?

Peter goring the whale with a forklift was pretty horrific. I remember flipping through the channels and that scene came on. I just kind of stared on in abject horror for the few minutes it ran.

>>79042499
>>79042448
Fearing that Brian is drifting away from him, Stewie hears that having a baby can rekindle the relationship of a husband and wife and decides that that will work for him and Brian too because Babies Are Dumb.
Stewie inserts a uterus into his body and uses Brian's DNA to fertilize it. There was no semen involved because Cartoon Science.
All of this just being Mpreg Jokes because They're Gay.
Absolutely the worst moment of Family Guy.

>>79042550
I would like to know the answer too my senpai

>>79042659
Jesus Christ, Macfarlane should just come out already and stop being a closet furry.

>>79042659

I don't know, Peter trying marry Chris was pretty bad. So has been every episode that they've tried to be serious with Quagmire. Atleast they tried jokes in this episode.

>>79042550

They didn't fuck. Stewie used a machine to impregnate himself with Brian's DNA. Without his knowledge.

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>>79040435

It's still not as bad as when they tried to argue that people stuck in abusive relationships should accept it for their abusers' benefits, and then immediately release the worst PSA against Domestic Violence in history.

>>79042957
okay Mr. Enter, we get it

>>79042957
You're talking about the one with Meg during the hurricane?

how many "Meg is actually a good person" episodes have they done?
Oh, remember that episode where Peter learns that he should be a better husband to Lois? All 15 of them?
What about the episode where someone has a successful idea, then Peter ruins everything.
Family guy has circling the drain since it got put back on the air.
The only thing they can even try anymore is show something just a bit more disturbing or gross than the last season in the hopes that people will talk about it and keep watching.

I mean the fucking baby has a time machine. That's a big hint they're fucking done with writing. "What episode should we make this week? I don't give a shit, flip open a history book and we'll send the baby and dog back there. Doesn't matter we'll just have him reset everything at the end anyways."

My personal favorite is the one where Bonny finds out Joe cheated on her. After she's been incredibly distant from him for seasons. After she took Lois to Paris with her for the sole purpose of her finding a hook up. Remember, the one where Joe had to find her in Paris and beg her to come back to her family after she was ready to completely abandon everything for some guy she just met?
Then she fucking tells him off for cheating on her? Fuck every last one of these characters. This kind of shit disgusts me more than any pheasant shitting an egg against the glass, or whale forklift dissections, or 15 minute long chicken fight.

>>79042659
If there was anything good to say about it, at least it was kind of rewarding to watch all the babies die.

>>79042778
>Peter marries Chris
>Chris jerks off Carter
>Chris fools around with Meg
>Chris fantasizes about Lois
>Brian impregnates himself with Brian's offspring

>>79043551
>Peter has a CP addiction
>God has autism
>Quagmire gets away with sex with a minor
>Quagmire blew his dad

>>79043383

>How dare he hate shitty cartoons I idiotically like!

>>79043459
I dont recall that one. But i remember Bonnie going to Paris and wasnt the guy also a paraplegic. Like Bitch. I hate what theyve done to Bonnie and Joe. They were a good pair. Now its just Bonnie feeling angry about the whole thing. And Joe constantly trying to prove himself a man and crying when when he was introduced He was doing all sorts of shit despite his disability.

>>79043459
>My personal favorite is the one where Bonny finds out Joe cheated on her.
Holy shit, I've always wondered why I rarely see her brought up. She's the worst fucking character in the show now. The Paris episode alone was absolutely disgusting. Not only was she an annoying bitch looking to cheat on her husband, but it literally ends with Joe apologizing to her and having to prove his love for her, as if he was to blame. And in the episode where he cheats, she really goes out of her way to treat him like absolute shit prior to the action. It's hard to believe that once they were written as a happily married wife and a strong handicapable man.

Now that I think about it is there a single marriage in this show that is still healthy and strong?

>>79043903
Cleveland and Donna aren't completely fucked.

Yet.

>>79040435
My favorite is when Brian dies for a few episodes and they try to make a dramatic scene out of it. All I kept thinking was "boy, this sure would be dramatic if anyone honestly CARED about these characters"

>>79043551
>Chris fools around with Meg
>Chris fantasizes about Lois
And?

>>79043952
I liked Vinny. He was a sort of breath of fresh air.

Kind of. Like, a breath of fried fish in a room of week old cadavers.

I'm glad I never liked this show, because I would legitimately be pissed with how they're treating the characters if I ever actually liked them.

Why does this show continue to air? it should have stayed cancelled desu

>>79043738
Isn't one of these true?

>>79044063
They all are.

>>79043782
>is accused of being Mr. Enter
>doesn't deny it
Hello Mr. Enter.

>>79044063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-0ZRHTJCE0

They're probably all true... sadly

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>>79040435
Brian is actually a birdo, the giant vagina mouth

>>79043930
Speaking of Donna, she's fucking awful too. That episode where she doesn't know anything about Cleveland, even his medical allergies, and then when he's upset about it she essentially just mocks the fact that he cares about her way more than she cares about him. And after getting jealous over a more attractive woman being in love with Cleveland and knowing way more about him than she does, she "proves her love" but listing off everything she hates about him before reminding him she did nothing wrong. I've never gotten the vibe from their relationship that she actually cares about him. It always seems more like she's with him just because she's got no one else and he's helpful with raising her kids.

>>79044005
Just pointing out how often incestuous relationships seem to pop up in this show

>>>79044096
>>Peter has a CP addiction
Proof

>>79040435
A:
Steve was real.
B:
Someone on the FG team saw the copypasta

>>79043738
>CP
They did a gag where he buries his laptop at sea
>Autism
Peter touches god and he freaks out
>>79043738
Too many to list
>>79043738
It went further than that and his dad ended up getting pregnant.

>>79044189
I can't remember the episode, but he and Cleavland want to frame someone. Peter shows Cleavland his laptop and tells him his plan and Cleavland freaks out saying "Most of these files are dated well past a week ago" or something.

>>79044262
"Peter how old is that girl"

>>79044063
>Peter has a CP addiction
If I'm remembering right;
From the episode "The 2000 Year Old Virgin". Peter opens his laptop to show Joe and Quagmire something, Quagmire points out his porn tabs and Joe comments on how young the subjects look. Peter breaks down and admits he has a problem. Hilarity ensues.

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>>79040435
>Brian has a kid with some woman
>It's a completely normal human boy
>Brian has children with Stewie
>They are half-dog mutant monsters

.....

The inconsistency of this show actually makes me hate it more then any other dumb thing they do.

>>79044300
He doesnt break down. He throws the laptop away at sea
>>79044329
The woman was sperm and eggs. Stewie was dna splicing and put a uterus in his penis

>>79044390
>He doesnt break down. He throws the laptop away at sea

I could have sworn I remember him crying and saying "I need help." because of something CP related in one of the recent episodes.

>>79044438
Thats later in the episode

>Character does objectively horrible things
>Play him as morally superior because "at least I'm upfront about it"

What the fuck were they thinking trying to make Quagmire into Brian's foil?

>>79044016
I kind of wanted him to end up Joes dog so we could keep him around

>>79043551
>>Chris jerks off Carter
episode?

>>79045466
I think it's the same one where he marries Peter. When Carter is injured Chris takes care of him and shows him what he can do when he's stuck in bed all day, that being masturbating. The scene ends with Carter commenting that it was great but next time he wants to try it using his own hand.

>>79044601
Quagmire did nothing wrong

>>79043738
TBF, Quagmire was horrified to learn he had sex with a 12 year old.

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>>79040435
>he was groping his sister while he filmed that

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>>79045776
>she plays Hayley on American Dad
>see >>79044151
>American Dad did a plot where Haley almost had sex with Stan
>pic related

>>79045658
nice meme :^)

>>79042659

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_is_Enceinte
To quote wikipedia:

>He shares the news with Brian, who is disgusted, and encourages Stewie to get an abortion. When Stewie ignores him, he tries to punch him to induce one.

BONUS B-PLOT:

>Meanwhile, Peter and his friends try to make a hit viral video.

I'm afraid to watch this episode now.

>>79047528
Oh god I watched it anyway.

Oh god it's so bad!

Why's there a nude photoshoot of Stewie in this? What the hll is that a reference to?

And the viral video is literally that a random sexy anthromorphised frog puts a coin in a jukebox and dances. ...Why?

>>79045776
YOU JUST

>>79048001
>sexy anthromorphised frog
Seth just doesn't hide it.

>>79040435
What do you mean? This was a god-tier episode.

>>79044300
Ever since the episode "Stew-Roids" there are gags that Peter is a pedophile.

>>79043930
Last episode Cleveland gets a text and just says "oh, Donna's mother killed herself" and shrug it off as nothing while hanging with the guys

>>79044438
Thats another episode where Cleveland found out he's been collecting pictures of baby penises for years

>>79048515
Why is this a thing?

>>79048666
Satan confirmed for being a moral fag

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>>79048749
>not knowing that satan is the ultimate moral fag

>>79042659
Man I'm glad I stopped watching this show nearly a decade ago.

>>79042957
>>79043459
Who had the logic to add some lore behind a running gag that's entirely just about people not liking how Meg acted in the first two seasons?

>>79043551
>>79043738
wow they reused some of this shit in Ted 2.

Fuck it tho, Ted 2 was good

>>79049448
Same writers as those episodes, I'm sure.

I don't understand how /co/ can act so depraved and wicked and then act like complete moralfags whenever Family Guy does something remotely "offensive".

And Seth has a write staff like any other TV show you cucks, he hasn't touched a script since season 4.

>>79043782
>acts like a huge mongoloid faggot
not counting the fact you might be Mr. Enter, but if i didn't like thing, then i don't watch it and watch something else, faggot; cause you have freedom of choice, retard

>>79049828
>muh combler meme

>>79044108
shut up, faggot

>>79043903
Don't forget how she fucking shot Joe trying to paralyze him to "get her husband back".

>>79049828
>You have to love all shock humor or none of it
You can criticize shock humor in one show without being moralfag. Same could be said for violence in a series. Pointing out it's badly handled isn't akin saying," All violence in any form is bad ban this filth!"./co/ for most part prefers American Dad and South Park and it has it's share of shock humor

>>79049448
2 words: Mark Zuckerburg

Bonnie and Brian are the worst characters.

Brian should've stayed dead. His death episode was nothing more than a ratings trap. At least the Simpsons, outside of Halloween specials, knows how to keep characters dead.

>>79050172
>Brian
>literally not anybody else
quagfag detected

>>79049828
Maybe they should try being offensive AND funny, rather than just offensive. At a certain point there are things that just come off as being in bad taste.

>>79044108
She outright makes that last point clear several times.

>>79042778
>>79043551
>Peter marries Chris

As in Chris his son Chris or some female character I forgot about?

>>79053014
Yeah, his son. Chris is set to inherit Carter's fortune and Peter wants the money so bad he divorced Lois and takes Chris out of state to get married.