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Best Dress for Best Gem Edition

Previous threads (last OP was a dumbass):
>>79006594
>>79002952

>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.

1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0

>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg

>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw

>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pSurtUXamM
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First for i hate all of you.
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when will Greg die
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Lapis is lewd.
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>>79010596
greg is the best dad ever written
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>>79010596
When he saves the world
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>>79010596
When he sacrifices himself to destroy one of the Diamonds. Independence Day style.
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first for Amydot
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when will Peridot die
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>>79009849
>Jasper teaches Steven to fight like his mother
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more like periHOT
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>79010622
more like perishit
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>>79010618
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>>79010602

This leads to

http://cartoonyafterdark.tumblr.com/post/136994876299/blue-diamond-can-be-bit-rough-with-her-pets
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Post connie need some for my folder.
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>>79010625
evil for the homeworld, yes
evil for earth, not at all
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This is the best ship
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>>79010622
Agreed
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>>79010618
Amy's too thin here
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Could the gems defeat Dio Brando?
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>>79010658
The thinner the better
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EVERYONE POST LAPIS NOW
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>>79010658
Yeah, Apethyst is much better.
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>>79010644
why would they do that to a nice person
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>>79010622
>dat bite mark
UNF
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SU is on hiatus again, right?

Why is the general being allowed
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>>79010668
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>>79010668
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>>79010667
so you admit she's shit then
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>>79010668
Am I cute Steven ~uguu~
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>>79010668
no
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>>79010668
k
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>>79010701
Amy shit has always been shit.
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>>79010708
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>>79010693
>SU is on hiatus again, right?

Noo a new episode aired just yesterday
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>>79010693
because its a cartoon and /co/ is for discussion of cartoons?
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>>79010693
because david bowie, alan rickman and lemmy kilmister were regular posters and fans

;_;7
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>>79010620
I'd like to see Jasper try to teach Steven tactics unsuccessfully, only to have Pearl step in and try to teach it to him in a way he better relates to and understands (like chess or a trading card game).

Jasper realizes that some things need to be taught and/or developed. And that, strong as she is, Pearl is her superior in teaching. She can create strength, and Jasper can't.
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>>79010635
I feel like that picture needs a saliva trail between the two really badly.
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>>79010693

What >>79010729 said

You didn't see it? It was incredible
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>>79010698
This is exactly why I'd burn this place down in an instant if it meant you'd stop posting
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>>79010698
holy shit thumbnail-kun save us
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>>79010668
Hooray for Lapsi!
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>>79010721
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>>79010702
>lapis comes home from the beach looking like this while steven's there
>the CGs ban her from entering the house ever again
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>>79010684
>laPISS
>nice
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Rubies are hot
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>Page 10 without hitting the image limit
It'sa NEWWW WORRRLD RECORRRD.
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>tfw the only artist who ever drew your husbando has closed her blog and deleted everything

this is fine
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>>79010668
I'm not posting anything for your year long Lapis fap
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>>79010742
just give it time the fan art with be better and in great quantity once we are canon
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>>79010749
Sure here you go
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>>79008285
In case anybody was wondering who did this, it's by the same person who does http://dungeonsanddrawings.blogspot.com/
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anyone from undertale general?
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>>79010798
He's getting help from /trash/ for that since he's banned from /co/.
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>>79010798
Fuck that my anon needs his fuel also best ship, Amy shits can die in a fire, there's no way any other ship can beat this level of cuteness
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Why are the Gems so lewd?
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>>79010658
fine...
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>>79010788
>not knowing this is a regular occurence for yuro/sug/
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So why does Blue Pearl get all the love and fan art when she's just a scaled up version of Sapphire?
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>>79010850
WHY DO WE KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN
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>>79010843
They are a race on the brink of extinction so they have to be lewd to help their population grow again.
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>>79010830
don't repost images already in the thread man
>>79010708
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>>79010838
I can't tell you to fuck off strongly enough
also take this back to your general
https://41.media.tumblr.com/1bcc64a9f5b78f1b28cf5f57e31c2671/tumblr_nx3lfeEU3k1qjmh6wo1_1280.png
>>79010841
>best ship
>posts thumbnail of it
>can barely make out what's written on the whiteboard
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c958195cb7609128db04593a16038777/tumblr_nqdkkvNi8A1qk4j8oo1_r2_1280.png
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>>79010838
Fuck outta here.
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Stevonnie gonna get a third (known) speaking appearance
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HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM?
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I need my redeemed Peridot to get her limb enhancers back.
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Any old theories from season 1 that still hold up today? I remember everyone theorizing that Pearl was a slav race of gem and we got that.
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>>79010838
My sister said that catfucker anon is going to /ntg/.
He said he wants to fuck Horror.
Is this normal behavior in /utg/.
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>>79010868
If they were the same image it wouldn't let him post it
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>>79010877
Maybe in a year.
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>>79010873
why so mad anon? undertale is just a little but great game. i find many similarities between undertale and steven universe too.
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>>79010843
>Can shapeshft to look like anything
>They're all innocent waifus with no idea about human sexuality (except Amethyst)
>They form a harem around a single teenage boy

It's just like one of my Taiwanese puppet shows!
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>>79010841
HERETICS WILL BE BURNED, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO ADHERE TO THE ONE TRUE CANON
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>>79010625
>Finish Halo 5 a while back
>See stuff about this cartoon and decide to see what the fuss is about

Now, a hobby of mine is to work through thought exercises where I try to find the simplest and easiest way to blend two franchises together in a crossover. I've never put any of it to paper thank goodness, but here at least I'd show how my bored mind crossed Halo with Steven Universe.

>Just move up the events of the show up nearly 500 years.
>With the government of Earth becoming more authoritarian, the gems leave and settle someplace else. This is where Rose meets Greg.
>Steven is born, show's events are... mostly the same
>Covenant come, glass the planet
>Steven is separated from the gems, Greg dies, only he and a few other of his friends that he could find survive and get off world.
>UNSC recruiter comes along and offers Steven and Co. a chance for revenge.
>15 years later, Spartan-III Steven is kicking ass up and down the front lines.
>Poked and prodded by scientists, Connie among them.
>Reunites with the gems, would be interesting to see, Pearl especially after so long

Probably very silly and stupid but likely better than what 343i could come up with.
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>>79003412
So why was it removed from Zuke's tumblr?
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>>79010880
I just realized that Steven is probably going to introduce her to Crying Breakfast Friends

Will she like it /sug/?
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>>79010892
Well yeah in a year, but the second known appearance was recorded in September of last year so maybe Stevonnie again in the summer
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>>79010873

Indexer, i'm genuinely wondering if you have been diagnosed with some sort of autism. This shit isn't normal.
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>>79010877
tfw we'll only see that episode mid 2017
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>>79010877

Did she actually say anything in We Need to Talk?
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>>79010880
Really doubt she will get the legs back, but might get part of the hands back, a new screen thingy perhaps
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>>79010914
Because she's stupid
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Quick, post Stevidot.
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>>79010838
I like UT but nothing in this image is right.
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>>79010914
No idea, but I'm glad someone saved it before she deleted it. Maybe CN wanted to use it for a future episode.
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>>79010914
Probably didn't want to trigger anybody, as dumb as it sounds. It's the most likely reason.

>>79010898
This is slightly better than what 343 left cooking on the stove.
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>>79010890

I don't know what "Horror" is, but it can't be any weirder than wanting to fuck skeletons and flowers.
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>>79010917
See will quickly be lecturing Steven about the "subtext" between Pining Grapefruit and Pear
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>>79010873
>>79010875
Why can't we all get along like friends?
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>>79010879
>14 year old
>not knowing about boobs
>not popping a boner each morning
This is a very unrealistic show.
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>>79010921
Nah, I wouldn't even be responding to you if I had
high functioning autism is on another level entirely, I'm just a really boring person
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>>79010880

I wouldn't mind her getting completely different limb-enhancers. Ones that she crafted herself using Earth shit?
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>>79010879
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>>79010924
Do not worry anon, we'll get more Stevonnie between now and that episode https://twitter.com/DeedeeMagnoHall/status/641728416698339328
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>>79010944
how bout dis?
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Should Cartoon Network have more story-based shows like SU? Or more stand alone sketchshows. Does everything need a continued story?
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>>79010949
I don't see how that could be offensive to anyone, but then again I make a point to not know anything about those circles of tumblr.
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>>79010942
Covering!
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>>79010942
k
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>>79010838
I went there a couple of times because I liked the game, and it was terrible
worse than /sug/
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>>79010958

Who would even teach Steven? Amethyst aside of course.
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i tell ya, these UTfags are getting as bad as the FNAF fandom.
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>>79010951
Horror is condensed radiation in the shape of a quadruped.
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>>79010987
please no
if you want pedo bullshit go to gravity falls general
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>>79010987
the next frame should just be Peridot with cum on her
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What character would you hatefuck and why
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>>79011005
I've never played UT but I've heard from literally everyone who played it that it's a masterpiece. Even Yahtzee put at best of the year.
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>>79011009
>pedo bullshit
>two 14 year olds dancing and then fusing into a combination of invader zim and goku
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>>79010652
Amen Brother
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>>79010983
I like the variety.
Regular Show and Adventure Time is what killed GF.
So keep 'em coming.
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>>79010983
If CN needed a proper L O R E show it'd be a bi-weekly 18 minutes episode-based soap opera cartoon and it'd probably be shafted half-way through season 1

Cartoons are changing and storywriters can't keep up with how stiff and plain-looking most animation is getting
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>>79010983
Not everything needs to be as story-based as SU but they do need more story based shows, AT and RS really can't last much longer, after they are gone, SU is there only story based show left unless I'm missing something
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>>79011025
it is not game of the year
its easily game of 10 years
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>Pink Dimond is Rose because!
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>>79011036
we have no idea how old peridot is either way
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>>79010983
why not both? what's wrong with variety? add some action shows for good measure
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>>79011025
then your best bet is to believe it's actually shit and just another mother rip off
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>>79010999
Isn't it like a genetic imperative, you don't have to teach a teenager to get a boner, it just happens?
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Post best ship and your favorite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L16J4Sk944
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>>79011005
Anon, nothing will ever be as bad as FNAFfags.

Tell ya what, why don't you go over to the fnaf general on /vg/?
Go there. Then come back.
Then tell me UT fans are worse than FNAF fans.
I dare you.
I'd rather have UTfags shitting up stuff harmlessly than.. ugaugnhhg.
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>>79010924
Look at the bright side, this means that Steven will continue for at least another year and a half
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>>79011059
what could've been
she was so close
so
damn
close
to killing that insufferable ape
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>>79011076
Holy shit, did Lapis break her spine?
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>>79011014
I'd hate fuck Amy and leave her some chaps as payment. Might also guilt her about greg and size.
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>>79011038
>Regular Show and Adventure Time is what killed GF.

[citation needed]
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>>79011078
They are as worse. If you weren't there when Freddy fags spammed everything with Foxy then that's your problem
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>>79011025
How about playing it yourself instead of taking others opinions as your own
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>>79011065
as nice as action shows would be, its never gonna happen, CN is probably the most cheapest of the 3 networks, which isn't all bad because attempts at cost savings/cutting corners led to the development of the 15 format with storyboarders acting as writers which has proven highly effective, but you really can't do a serious action show when they are such misers about the budgets
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>>79010960
I bet you have trouble prioritizing stuff in life.
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>>79011064

Young enough by gem standards that she has no idea who Rose Quartz is.

>>79011059

Rose is either a part of, or is PD. She's the only one of the established characters in the show who could be.

Her moveset is too OP and nothing like a normal Quartz so she can't be a normal quartz.

>healing
>anti-fusion CQC
>life manipulation
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>>79011110
it is
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anyone got the "prepare to be bullied nerd" lapis picture?
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>>79011076

https://youtu.be/JKlSVNxLB-A
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>>79011123
When did I ever imply that I took those opinions as my own?
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>>79011076
Uh Lapis.
Your back...
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>>79011078
Look, I'm going to be straight with you, young son. From reading the stuff I've read from FNAF fans and UT fans, you guys are peas in a pod. Both games are more like fads than anything else. I'll give you this, though; you're not as bad as bronies.

But hey, that's just one lil' anon's opinion.
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>>79011143
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>>79011143
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=prepare+to+be+bullied+nerd
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>As night falls, Steven listens to stories of Homeworld from Peridot.
"...and that's how I got my limb enhancers. I've been, or was, working ever since."
>She looks down.
"It was a lot of pressure. I wanted to do a good job."
>Her smile slowly vanishes.
>Steven raises his eyebrows.
>Peridot's lips begin to tremble.
"I did the best I could, I really did. The pressure was so high... I thought it meant something."
>She looks at the video games they were playing, then to Steven, who gives her a reassuring smile.
"I *hic* I never thought this form of peace existed in the whole universe."
>She begins to cry.
"I never thought I would be allowed *hic* to be happy."
>As she weeps, Steven hold her in his arms. she puts her hands on his arm, holding him closer.
"I feel a strong attachment to you, Steven."
>He strokes her hair as she lets her emotions out.
"I love you too, Peridot."
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>>79010631
That's about how much I pet the dog too.
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>>79011181
stop spamming your shit
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>>79011064
>You're only 14, Steven?
>Sure am. Didn't you know? Oh wait, you didn't attend the party. So how old are you?
>5. Why?.
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>>79011143
I'm looking for it right now senpai.
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i'm a skinny dyel. post jasper inspo pics pls
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>>79011132
>>anti-fusion CQC
Literally just hit someone hard enough and they diffuse. Plus common cannon fodder isn't a match to a quartz warrior
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Here.
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Post your favorite frame of your favorite gem
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>>79011197
I kek'd.
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>>79011059
this

Rebecca basically said it herself that Rose is not part of the Diamond matriarchs
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inb4 tons of autistic NEETs who get high tier stuff like INTP and they think they are not worthless because of it
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>>79011049
>10 years
>2005 to 2015
While it's not the greatest time span for videogames, RE4, MGS4, HL2 Episode 1 and 2, Red Dead Redemption, The last of Us all came out in that span
And there's 5 more year until the decade is done
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first for "Marty is not nearly as bad as Greg made him out to be"
<spoilers>but he's still probably pretty shitty</spoilers>
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>>79011221
>Some anon used Fantastic Voyage as an excuse to get Discount to draw vore
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>>79011222
Meant for >>79011143
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>>79011192
Fuck you buddy, I just did a minor edit for another anon.
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>>79011197
How long do you think it would take her to read "hundreds of years worth of reports about the cluster"? Because that's the closest we'll get to a minimum age for her
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>>79010668
Sorry I'm late
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>>79010537
Steven Universe version of Towergirls when?
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Hey sug, how's your day?

I didn't have class today so I'm just drinking coffee, shitposting, and watching some Cowboy Bebop. I fucking love this show.
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>>79011181
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>>79011239
Well, apparently he came back and bummed off of Vidalia for a few years before she kicked him out.
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>>79011237

>tlou
>mgs4

opinion discarded
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>>79011234
>TFW INFJ
I expected a lot worse, considering I'm a literal sperg.
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>>79011247
it's still shit
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>>79011237
>RE4
>another zombie survival shitgame
>MGS
>cutscene the game
>HL
>gravity gimmick the game
>RDR
>cowboy GTA ripoff
>TLOU
>western cutscene the game

Undertale combines great story, amazing gameplay, huge difficulty level, groundbreaking invention and changes in videogame industry. Plus its not made by some shitty huge cis company like EA or Sony but independent dev with Independent Mind.
>>
Take the crystal pill, see how far the rabbit hole goes. Peal back the curtain and take a look at the Diamond. I won't stop you.
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>>79011269
>apparently

no
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>>79011248
Look at Peridot.
Look how dedicated she is to serving the Diamond Authority.
For all we know, she blazed through those reports faster than she had any right to.
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>>79011274
>says him, as he's talking about Undertale
I ain't even gonna unwrap your opinion, it's straight to the trash can
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>>79010956
bc undertale kinda sucks
gameplay is dece, but the writing is so fucking annoying
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>>79011234
it's normal for an introvert like me to be attracted to ESTJ since opposite attract right?
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>>79011234
>ENFJ
>almost a NEET
k e k

feels good brah
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>>79011234
>Tfw ISTJ
Cool
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>>79011234
>tfw ENTJ
>tfw Lars

Whelp.
It's as good a day as any to die.
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>>79010631
Appropriate.
Cute.
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>>79011295
Are you saying I'm wrong? Because we saw that Amethyst knew him as "Farty Marty".
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>>79011248
how long are these report?

First thousand years, cluster remained stable and dormant as expected, nothing of note to report.
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>>79011280
Shadow of the Colossus came out in 2005
>groundbreaking invention
>changes in videogame industry
And yet it won't make bank like Minecraft, that had exactly taht, minus story, gameplay and difficulty level.
Again, If it's gonna be a game of the decade we'll see in 4 more years
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>>79011262
my day is shit just like it was yesterday and will be tomorrow
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>>79011362
we will know more when Marty returns in "Drop Beat Dad"
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>>79011221
>that thousand yard stare from pearl
kek
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>>79011362
>Amethyst knew him as "Farty Marty
and somehow that implies that Marty leeched off from Vidalia?
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>>79010537
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
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>>79011256
Insect Princess
Skeleton Princess
Knight Princess
Orc Princess
Giant Amazon Princess
Golem Princess
Spider Princess
Dragon Princess
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>>79011256
Let's make this a roll game.
>01-05: Kobold Princess
>06-10: Human Princess
>11-15: Insect Princess
>16-20: Skeleton Princess
>21-25: Slime Princess
>26-30: Fish Princess
>31-35: Knight Princess
>36-40: Bird Princess
>41-45: Boy Princess
>46-50: Orc Princess
>51-55: Dwarf Princess
>56-60: Dwarf Princess II
>61-65: Giant Amazon Princess
>66-70: Ghost Princess
>71-75: Golem Princess
>76-80: Desert Princess
>81-85: Goblin Princess
>86-90: Drider Princess
>91-95: Mimic Princess
>96-00: Dragon Princess
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>>79011382
>tfw accomplished literally nothing all week
>tfw I have to move back into my dorm tomorrow

furtherdownthespiral.jpg
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>>79011234
INTP, but in college
I'm still an underachiever so still feels bad
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>>79011308

i never mentioned undertale anywhere
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>>79011280
>Undertale
>turn based JRPG knock off no. 257

hey this is fun
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>>79011239
> <spoilers> </spoilers>

the shit you're doing
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>>79011417
fuck it.
rolling.
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>>79011434
alright, alright, i fucked up the spoiler tag
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>>79011417
Rolling for wtf does this have to do with /sug/?
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>>79011393
That episode is gonna cause a few anons with dad issues shed a few tears, mark my words.
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>>79011234
>INFP
Hey c'mon, I'm not THAT gullible.
I say to my old smartphone I contracted several viruses on.
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>>79011411
SAME AS IT EVERY WAS
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>>79011417
roll
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>>79011234
I don't know what this chart is about
Do I choose what character I like the most?
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>>79011220
>Literally just hit someone hard enough and they diffuse

A fusion is more than the sum of its parts.

Ruby^3 could take on a Jasper with no weapon easily.

Unless you're telling me a simply Quartz is strong enough to take down Sugilite, the only Gem fusion that has been defused by physical damage.

I mean hell, if fusions could be taken down easily, they wouldn't need Gem Destabilizers.

I'm not saying Rose is PD, but I'm not saying she isn't. It's still up in the air who PD, what Rose is, what Rose's plan is, etc. Rose could have made a human child but wanted to create a hybrid instead.
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>>79011417
No.
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>>79011441
>>79011443
So are you guys going to share your trap?
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>>79011234
>Peridot
>INTJ
yessssssss
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>>79011462
it's based off the mbti personality chart.
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>>79011441
>>79011443
Enjoy your fuckboy.
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>>79011262
I'm making steamed corn on a cob.
I sell corn in a cup at my local flea market on the weekends, business is güd
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Guys, I miss Zuke. My twitter feed is a wasteland of ads now. Send help.
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>>79011362

>we saw that Amethyst knew him as "Farty Marty"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
IT'S LIKE IF YOU SAID THAT WE KNOW YELLOW DIAMOND HAS A DICK BECAUSE PERIDOT CALLED HER A CLOD
FUCK YOU
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>>79010936
No
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>>79011428
Then you intruded into someone else discussion with no other intent but to tell them their opinion is shit for no real apparent reason
>>
So are forced fusions in constant pain? The way they thrash about seems to indicate that to me. That, and the constant screaming.
The screams of the cluster will shake the world
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>>79011417
STOP THIS

If were gonna play roll games in /sug/ they should at least be SU based ones
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>>79010733
I don't see much discussion here, anon.
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>>79011498
Why are you yelling? People are asleep anon.
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>>79011280
>this entire post
WEW LAD
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>>79011496
>I miss Zuke
>Send help.
>having a Twitter
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>>79011504

>no other intent but to tell them their opinion is shit for no real apparent reason

do you know where you are?
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>>79011256
Beefy Princess: Jasper
Goblin Princess: Peridot
Water Princess: Lapis
Hungry Princess: Amethyst
Fusion Princess: Garnet
Waifu Princess: Pearl
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>>79011234
ISFJ
I know I'm fucking Pearl, stop reminding me
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>>79011507
That's what >>79011256 suggested in the first place
But >>79011417 had to be a lil shit
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>>79011280
Laughed so hard I passed out. Holy shit kid.
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Does anyone here actually waifu YD? I'm curious. Not trying to be insulting or anything, I just wanna know.
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>>79011504
>no other intent but to tell them their opinion is shit for no real apparent reason
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>>79011546
Does that in some way justify your behaviour?
Is it acceptable to do it here, or is it acceptable because everyone else here does it?
Are you doing it because "that's how things go here"? In that case why would the opinion you've regarded as shitty be so? Because you do not like those titles?
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>>79010631
Is there a reason there is so much fanart of some kinda SU and Undertake crossover?
I mean I don't hate it but I'm curious as to what the connecting factor was.
Just lot of artists are fans of both? Something about the makers which leads to the stories/characters overlap?
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>>79011239
I think he's gonna get his redemption soon.
Grog pictured him like a shark. I'm sure he'll come back and retell the story, the actual story.
I actually cannot wait to hear Jon's voice again.
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>>79011543
How am I supposed to expand and promote my brand without a goddamn twitter!!!!!!
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>>79011496
Gaze upon best Gem and be at peace.
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>>79011509
Okay okay.
Here's a question.

What direction do you (You) [Yourself] personally want the show to go in?

>I want to go to space at the end of Season 2, with space exploration on their way to Homeworld
>Imagine The CGs, Greg, and Connie I guess boarding a ship to the stars
>New outfits for everyone, and a new intro.
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>>79010958
How do you know that he doesn't pop a boner each morning?
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>>79011598
People who like SU like Undertale, simple as that.
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>>79010696
Hue??
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>>79011611
>Connie aging while on the adventure and hits age 50 by the time they reach home world
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>>79011223

here's a few frames of my favorite gem.
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>>79011611
Honestly, if they go the Gurren Lagann route and do a timeskip, I wouldn't be angry about it.
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>>79011626
I like SU and don't like Undertale.
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>>79011611
I think they'll use the galaxy warp for that, so they can still have Beach City episodes (though I guess they'll be living somewhere else if episode titles are anything to go by)
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>>79011642
The happiest dance.
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>>79011596

>Is it acceptable to do it here

Are you new here?

>In that case why would the opinion you've regarded as shitty be so? Because you do not like those titles?

This is a SU thread, i'm not going to type out an essay about why I think MGS4 isn't that great and TLOU is mediocre. Let's just get back to gems.
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>>79011234
I'm Rose? Neat.
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>>79011626
UT is shit though.
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Reminder that the cluster is probably a Snerson
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>>79011626
This

Undertale, SU, and Homostuck all have similar fanbases that usually overlap with each other.
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>>79011546
>>79011591
Where do you think YOU are?
You are IN A ROOM in front a SCREEN
WE ALL ARE IN SOME FASHION
except some mobile users, those can go fuck themselves
>>79011598
Flavour of the Month fads inject into artists' works. People that draw mostly SU will also draw some UT, People that draw mostly UT will also draw some SU. It's like a complex tidal force moving these things around
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Short story time

> It's 55 years in the future
> Humanity has stepped its game up after the discovery of the planet nuking cluster and it having been dealt with by the gems that have been left alone up untill now.
> President Connie has diverted enormous sums of resources into reverse engineering gem relics left on the planet and moon after delivering an enraged speech to the united nations over why the fuck they haven't done this before.
> Human space program receives literal billions of dollars in funding at the thought of an extragalactic empire rolling up with a pickaxe and a shekle cart.
> X-com.exe is launched
> Human technological growth explodes at a rate that can only be defined as ^4
> Homeworld gems are more or less forced to spill the beans of every single aspect of homeworld, Peridot gives a data summary so massive it catches the Federal Bureau's servers on fire several times before enough data storage can be put in one area.
> Ground to orbit cannons are put all over the planet
> Amethyst first gem to visit mars with human research team.
> She attempts to eat the ground to see what it tastes like only to discover sprawling gem complex.
> FTL discovered on mars.
> Homeworld shows up during this time wondering where the fuck the cluster is
> Hand ship Literally gets just past the moon before being split in half.

Should I keep rambling on?
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>>79011507
Ok fine

Roll for the gem you have marry.
>01-05 = Steven
>06-10 = Pearl
>11-15 = Amethyst
>16-20 = Garnet
>21-25 = Ruby
>26-30 = Sapphire
>31-35 = Stevonnie
>36-40 = Peridot
>41-45 = Lapis
>46-50 = Jasper
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond
>56-60 = Blue Diamond
>61-65 = Rose Quartz
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl
>71-75 = Blue Pearl
>76-80 = Young Amethyst
>81-85 = Young Pearl
>86-90 = Young Garnet
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet
>96-00 = You lose (nobody!)
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>>79011642
>not
>SHE'S A MANIAC.gif
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>>79011646

There has been a lot drill talk recently.
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>>79011700
R-rolling
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>>79011700
rolling.
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>>79011602
I agree, I think Marty was a big jerk who used Vidalia and Greg, but in the end what he told Greg was pretty reasonable. If you take Greg's retelling as not %100 accurate, it's pretty reasonable to think that Marty's dialogue was basically "Greg, quit being a head-in-the-clouds dreamer, you have real talent and can make us some real money. Don't lose your head over one woman, there are many fish in the sea, and you're gonna get a lot of them" he probably accidentally knocked up vidalia due to being young and stupid, then selfishly didn't take responsibility for Sour Cream. That's bad, but, like, he's not a monster. Maybe when he finds out Sour Cream is his son, he could actually do the right thing and be there for him. Or not! Maybe Marty will just be a dick and drive off when Sour Cream doesn't want to give him 90% of his income on contract (which, if Marty is paying for everything and covering everything and booking venues and basically doing everything but actually playing music, is not completely unreasonable).
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>>79011700
Ha ha, looks like you're going to die alone
>>
do you guys still flockdraw?
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>>79011700
gib Lapis
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>>79011700
>he lost

fucking kek

roll
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>>79011700

Rollan
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>>79011700
C'monnnn, something gooddddd
>>
Pretty sure Peridot is ENTJ, you can't possibly argue that she's introverted
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>>79011695
I hope not
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>>79011700
Rollin' for worst gem.
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>>79011736
HOLY SHIT
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>>79011700
roll
>>
>dorrito will never get crunched
I don't know how to feel about this.
I think I'm turning tsundere for Peridot and I hate it.
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>>79011732
Awwww yeah get that big gender-ambiguous she-dick
>>
>>79011611
>>79011646
>epilogue in which they show Steven and Connie's child
>they're looking up at the sky with the same star pupils Steven, Greg, and Rose had
>episode title: "The Lights In Their Eyes Are Stars"
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>>79011695
no
never post again please
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>>79011665
Then why did you have to broadcast your feelings for a topic you're not invested in, in a thread where it doesn't belong, for no reason at all?
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>>79011237

Tbh senpai, none of those games have any morality system. I like those games (except Resident Evil, that's always been a shitty franchise) but they're just linear games where your actions have no consequence.
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>>79010665

How long can the gems move in the frozen time?
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>>79011718
>>79011732
I always lose
That's why I'm here instead of studying for college
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>>79011732
>Stevonnie

I wish I lost now, serves me right I guess
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>>79011700
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>>79011145
I'm fucking crying.
God damn it.
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>>79011727
Well at least you got a blue gem right
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>>79011700
this is so stupid
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>>79011009
Fuck you, anon. /ss/ is love. /ss/ is life.
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>>79011777
>I always lose
>777
Those trips say otherwise, boss
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Fuck this show for getting me into this waifu bullshit.

Now all I want is to watch cartoons in the morning with Peri while we drink coffee.
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>>79010602
dat tummy
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>>79011605
>my brand

bullshit
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>>79011800
That's sad.
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>>79011757
I want a Eureka 7 tier ending, that shit was the best.
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>>79011695
Go on.
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>>79011777
>I always lose

Those trips tell a very different story, my friend.
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>>79011710
>Get to marry my main gemfu
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>>79011700
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>>79011784
To have come so close, and yet so far. Truly this is punishment for my sins
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>>79011763
>morality system
Neiother does Undertale
All the choices in the game are removed from morality and stripped of any value to make it into a playable game. See Mass Effect 2
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>>79011757
>Camera pans out and reveals a giant statue of Steven.
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>>79011777
Fuck I hate those atrocious lazy shitty horrible designs
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>>79011695
>> Hand ship Literally gets just past the moon before being split in half.
>X-com.exe has launched

Ow, my sides. You bastard I needed those.
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>>79011800
I'm with you senpai
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>>79011700

roll
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>>79011700
ROAD ROLLER DA!
>>
So was Steven's conception planned?

Have we found this out yet?
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>>79010962
>Ones that she crafted herself using Earth shit?
I like how you think.
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>>79011700
Rollin
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>>79011805
Don't you call my brand potent you piece of shit! My brand is POTENT!!!!!
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>>79011700
Where's Fred Durst when you need him?
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can we all agree effect of cosplay is not worth it, its in the trying and having fun?
having agreement with one faggot on steam.
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>>79011700
rolling because autism
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>>79011700
rolling.
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>>79011700
I hate my life!
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>>79011840
I mean, at least they looked menacing in Nightmare Hospital.
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>>79011700
ugu~
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>>79011713
>That's bad, but, like, he's not a monster

This holy shit. Why can't people accept that humans make mistakes?
I've seen lots of posts, especially from Gregfags, saying he's basically a cold son of a bitch.
I'm sure Marty will try to establish a connection with Sour Cream and be a good manager.
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>>79011855
Considering Rose had to create a womb, yeah, it was planned.
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>>79011700
>01-05 = Steven
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>>79011864
I like the idea of one of her arm enhancers being a tall tin can with shit wired into and onto it, that's awesome
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>>79011840
I can accept some of those things having a lame design more than just about anything else. The first one was cool, the Hospital ones were okay, after that they're basically Power Rangers putties they don't have to look amazing
>>
>>79011882
Anyone with Jasper wanna trade
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>>79011805

Lol that lizard is like "heheh what are you girls doing. Okay we're licking? Sure I'll join in I guess"
>>
>>79011894
Maybe Greg didn't know anything about it, thought she only formed a vagina.
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>>79011789
If a fusion gets pregnant, does its child it's a fusion too?
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>>79011875
all cosplay is horrible and should be punished with maximum ball torture and whipping and be jettisoned into space
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>>79011700
Roll
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>>79011761
Is Scribble taking a German class?
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>>79011700
hopefully i get a good roll.
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>>79011700
Roll.
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>>79011890
And even if he's NOT a good manager, even if he CAN'T bring himself to be a good dad and fucks off at the end of the episode for "muh status quo", that's FINE. He's a PERSON, he makes mistakes, and Sour Cream will be okay! God, people act like someone makes some mistakes and he's done forever.
>>
>>79011875
is that gabe newell
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6544285
http://strawpoll.me/6544287
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>>79011890
At least marty would've supported SC to become a DJ
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>>79011932
>Stevonnie
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>>79011895
>95

If I had just waited a few more seconds.
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>>79011836
>not giant statues of Greg and Steven like in >>79011145
The Universe name will live on in the stars.
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>>79011924
what the fuck.
fucking shit-tier waifu reeeee
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>>79011918
The fetus would probably pop out, aborting it. Like Steven's flip flops when Stevonnie formed.
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>>79011924
God tier rolls
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>>79011700
Eh, I'll roll.
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>>79011924
what are the fucking odds
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>>79011938
A-are you a Martyfag anon?
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>>79011868
>Don't you call my brand potent
>My brand is POTENT

anon shut up and for fuck's sake stop it with the exclamation points
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>>79011890
You know what noone has considered? There's nothing, anywhere, to indicate that Marty even knew about Sour Cream. Maybe he did, but if Vidalia just moved on and got with Yellowtail, he honestly might never have known.
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>>79011966
Roughly 5%.
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>>79011700
Never done one of these.
Rolling.
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>>79011875
>having agreement with one faggot on steam

I think you meant argument?
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>>79011947
I feel like I'm being told something...
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>>79011979
the title of his episode is a pun on "dead beat dad", which implies he willfully ignored his kids
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>>79011971
I wouldn't consider myself a "martyfag" because he's only existed in one unreliable retelling, but I don't like people writing off a character who has never even actually been on camera. At least give him a chance.
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>>79011833

Nigga.

If you kill everything and go genocide you corrupt all save games past that point. Going genocide means you have no empathy and are a shitty person, forcibly grinding and slaughtering innocent monsters just because you can.

Genocide players a shit.
>>
>>79011700
Give me Pearl please
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>>79011700
rollin
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>>79011700
HERE I GO ROLLIN
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>>79011700
>no Malachite

Shit tier list
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>>79011700
Rowland
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>>79011700
I don't believe in marriage but it would be nice to hang out with a gem
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>>79011994
Possibly, but it's also a musical reference, so it could just imply he's a BAD dad, so we don't really know yet.
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>>79011995
I mean, your defending him as much as a Pearlfag defended Pearl back during Roses Scabbard.
Its fine if you're a Martyfag anon.
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>>79011997
>being a pussy pacifist cuck
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>>79011995

>giving a guy who pulled a black dad a chance

Not even once. If you leave your pregnant girlfriend to raise a kid on your own you're a piece of shit. Shit!
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>>79012010
nth for best possible outcome
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>>79012005
I knew I forgot a gem! Also remembered I forgot Alexandrite
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>>79012024
Did he know she was pregnant?
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>>79012022

>not wanting to be friends with everyone

You underestimate my power.
>>
>>79012024
>racist remark
>failing to recognize that Vidalia wasn't even his girlfriend, just some random trollop
>not realizing he might not have even known
getcha shit straight, dummy.
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>>79011700
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT
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>>79012012
>Amethyst
Alright she seems pretty chill to be friends with
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>>79011979
This. I mean, Marty was young and Vidalia even younger.
They did something stupid and she might've been scared of Marty's reaction so she never told him.
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>>79012022
DEUS VULT!
>>
Never in my days here on /sug/ have I imagined seeing someone defend a minor character like fucking Marty.
>>
>>79012039
Don't worry, no one likes Alexandrite.
>>
>>79012054
You can never beat me Mumen Rider
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>>79011949
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ REE
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>>79012067
Alright, could be worse.
>>
>>79012036
Steven Universe the Angelic Days when?

It would basically be the dream from Chille Tid, Pearl is his mom, Amethyst is his sister, Garnet is his cool older friend, Peridot would be his shut in neet friend
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>>79012072
Or she probably didn't even know how to contact him. That doesn't mean his reaction would've been good if she did, but it was, like, 2001. Neither of them exactly had cellphones, remember.
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>Peridot: Right, you're a clod
>YD: What's that?
>Yellow Pearl arrives outside with a lawn chair and her soufflé
>Peridot: It's what you are!
>Yellow pearl begins to laugh hysterically at YD's and Peridot's arguing
>YD: Well, you're a bigger one!
>Peridot: Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
>YD: What?
>Peridot: You are!

Any drawfag willing to do this?
>>
>>79011700
h-here I go!
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>>79012084
Never have I've seen a whole fandom demonize a minor character for sleeping with a sloot
>>
I just had a great idea for a parody comic.
>Peridot: I just made a Gem out of arms
>Cluster: (Distorted pain noises.)
>Jasper: Why
>Peri: ...
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>>79011700
Rollin
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>>79012086
yeah well people might feel differently if she appeared in more than 1 terrible episode
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>>79011695
Awesome.
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>>79011700
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>>79012050
>>79012060

Either he did and is a deadbeat, or is a jackass and just pumped and dumped Vidalia.

The former is more plausible as Marty would have had to come back to Beach City at some point since Amethyst knows what he looks like at least, plus he was dumped on the side of the road. Where else would he go?
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>>79011752
double shit
>>
Martyfags leave reeeeeeee etc
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>>79012084
honestly I'm not even trying to DEFEND him, so much as opposing people throwing him under a bus when all we have to go on is Greg, who has reason to misrepresent him, and Vidalia, who Ditto. That doesn't even mean he would be rad, just that we should wait and see. Right?
>>
>>79011994
>the title of his episode is a pun on "dead beat dad"

There's no evidence to confirm Drop Beat Dad is Marty's episode
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>>79012137
>Peridot

Not bad.
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>>79012125
Why do you care anon? Why waste energy on a character we're probably only gonna see 1 more time?
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>>79012075
Purge all elves and pacifist
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>>79012125
Marty is demonized for being a sleezy dick bag to Greg

No one actually cares about him fucking Vidalia
>>
Ok new roll

>01-05 = Greg
>06-10 = Greg
>11-15 = Greg
>16-20 = Greg
>21-25 = Greg
>26-30 = Greg
>31-35 = Greg
>36-40 = Greg
>41-45 = Greg
>46-50 = Greg
>51-55 = Greg
>56-60 = Greg
>66-70 = Greg
>71-75 = Greg
>76-80 = Greg
>81-85 = Greg
>86-90 = Greg
>91-95 = Greg
>96-00 = Greg
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>>79012022
>being a crazy gay future magic robot who can't tell the difference between khajiit and elves
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>>79012101
Considering as well that Greg dropped him off in the middle of the road
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>>79011997
Quirky, but not a morality system
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>>79012164
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>>79012172
rolling
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>>79012152
It's an episode where Greg lives his never mentioned before now dream of becoming an EDM DJ.
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>>79010668
I am late

As well.
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>>79012141
ohhhhhh shiiiiiit Amethyst DID know what he looked like. Fuck. Well that pretty much kills my theory. Unless Marty came back, Vidalia befriended Amethyst, then Marty got pissed and left, all before Vidalia would know she was pregnant, which is pretty fucking unlikely.
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>>79012172
My van.
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>>79012199
I win!
>>
@79012172
I'd rather choose horseshit
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>>79011700
Rolling for my periwaifu.
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>>79012172
rawlins
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>>79012108
I'll give it a shot
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>>79012100
>implying Garnet wasn't Pearl's cool lesbian lover and Steven's surrogate dad
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>>79012250
bless you, anon
>>
>>79012237
Son, where do you think you are?
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>>79012246
[whammy noise]
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>>79012177
Implying there's a difference between their degeneracy
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>>79012084
>Never in my days here on /sug/ have I imagined seeing someone defend a minor character

then you're new
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>>79011997
But Genocide is what lets us see the characters at their best. When everything is on the line and it's do or die, that's when they shine brightest.
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>>79012247
dammit.

I got greg.
>>
>>79012213
to be fair, were assuming that Vidalia got pregnant on that first night where Rose meets Greg, but we don't actually know if that is true or not, if Marty comes back to Beach City its possible he doesn't get her pregnant until a later point maybe just before he leaves for good
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>>79012172
Man, I never win at these things. I hope I get Greg my husbando.
>>
>>79011256
>People removing the beard of Dwarf princess
>People changing the gender of Boy princess
What's the point?
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>>79012172
rollin
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>>79012200
I don't know why but I like this Yu-Gi-Oh-ish Hairstyle.
>>
>>79012237
were you not wanting to give them a (you) or do you not know that you click the post number to reply to it?
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>>79011700
Lapis please
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>>79012287
That... is a very, very good point.
>>
How long has it been since dA was even made?
And you guys haven't learned to get images from it? For fuck sake
>>79012003
http://orig03.deviantart.net/7145/f/2015/306/4/9/steven_universe___peridot_37_by_theeyzmaster-d9fcqvh.png
>>79012128
http://orig14.deviantart.net/4f58/f/2015/312/f/5/steven_universe___lapis_lazuli_10_by_theeyzmaster-d9g0fsk.png
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>>79012141
>since Amethyst knows what he looks like at least

what are photos
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>>79011310
Really? I found the JRPG turn based combat really boring and almost stopped playing the game at first because of it.
>>
>>79011700
R-roll...
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>>79012305
congrats on getting the worst character
>>
>>79012287
Shit, what if Greg was shooting "what can I do for you" for Marty (potentially reluctantly)?
>>
who is this autist constantly posting links to images?
also why is he doing it?
>>
>>79012287
Marty never came back and Vidalia just assumed he didn't care for her... which he kinda didn't lel.
But she should've told him about SC anyway.
Maybe Amy knows how he looks like because Vidalia showed her photos of him
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>>79011742
>>79011759
>>79011809
>>79012134

Alright.

> Hand ship wreckage is world news for literally months.
> Garnet leads a Boarding team to investigate.
> piet_blockade.png is enacted around the wreck
> Garnet goes in with a dozen heavily armed humans of multi cultural background Because this is steven universe not a Michael bay film.
> Garnet comes out with three gems and only 5 humans, one of the humans is missing a leg.
> The casualties see an even more explosive increase in funding into the "Oh shit" fund.
> Months of intense study of gem samples and gem tech finally scratches the surface.
> Steven now a fully grown murdercock Jr. through friendship or coercment convinces the new gems to help.
> The wreck is put through material tests, Homeworld has the technological advancment pace of a snail just getting out of bed because its the same shit from 55 years ago and almost still identical to material found at gem sites on earth.
> Pearl and peridot are losing their shit over the rate of advancment it's like watching humanity go from cavemen to not so hairy cavemen with mass drives and particle cannons.


More or no?
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>>79011417
God dammit...

roll...
>>
Hey /sug/ it's my birthday and I'm sad. What episodes should I watch to cheer up?
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>>79012328
>Worst Character
>Not Garnet
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>>79012320
Yeah, but again that implies Marty and Vidalia were together long enough to TAKE pictures, which beats out the one-night-stand thing.
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>>79012170
>Marty is demonized for being a sleezy dick bag to Greg
>for being a sleezy dick bag to Greg

Anon, stop making shit up
>>
>>79011700
rollin
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>>79012275
See, and that's why you were beheaded and forced to chat to Morihaus about his relationship issues
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>>79012372
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>>79012354
Say Uncle.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER
>>
>>79011700
Roll roll roll!
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>>79012354
Sadies song
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>>79012340
It doesn't matter who we are
What matters is our plan
>>
>>79012348
This is possible although seems unlikely, the way Amethyst talked about Marty suggested that she knew him and that him in Vidalia were actually together at some point not just a one night stand
>>
>>79011700
rawl
>>
>>79012367
Maybe they just hung out for a few weeks.
Since Greg was busy on tours he never had a chance to meet her.
>>
>>79012354
>On the Run
>Cry for Help
>The Return
>Sworn to the Sword
>
>...Lion 3 Straight to Video
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All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul
>>
Garnet a hottie
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>>79012293
well, I can't complain
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>>79012261
>>
>>79011700
Fine, I'll roll.
>>
>>79011700
why aren't there any husbandos

well, rolling for Jasper
>>
>>79012354
So Many Birthdays
>>
>>79011234
ENTP here. A lot of these just straight up don't make sense when you factor in cognitive functions. For example, Steven strikes me as an ESFJ, which makes sense because Rose is a textbook ENFJ and both of those types are FE doms.
I've actually been thinking of doing a chart based off of functions for this show. would anyone be interested in that?
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>>79012442
You win
>>
>>79012440
YESSSSSSSSS MORE OF THIS
ADULT LESBIAN ROMANCE
GIVE IT TO ME
ZUKE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
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No one cared who I was until I switched on the autism
>>79012422
http://img02.deviantart.net/ec46/i/2015/275/4/b/garnet_doodle_by_vonriddle-d9bnlz1.png
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>>79011700
c'mon
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>>79012440
>not shipping Pearl and Greg
disgusting
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>>79011700
>can't be too bad
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Drop Beat Dad will open up to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8

It will be a flashback episode where they show Marty and Vidalia's backstory and how Vidalia dealt with SC and an absent father
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>>79011997
>Implying manipulating everyone emotionally using underhanded tactics isn't worse than being true to yourself and straight up killing them.

I'll be the first to admit I'll shoot first and ask questions later. I'd rather kill them, than put on a fake face of humility and humanity.
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>>79012480
You kinda got what you wanted...
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>>79010537
why do so many gems have pointy noses?
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>>79012363
Why would garnet be worst character, anon?
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>>79012481
>shipping Pearl and Greg

disgusting
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>>79012349
Roll on, seems better than the Halo / SU crossover idea I put up way earlier this thread.
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>>79012490
It doesn't matter
As long as it's not another Sadie's Song
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>>79011700

Jasper GET
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>>79012482
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>>79012490
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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>>79012505
MARY SUE

gimme an actual character with flaws
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>>79012475
>this image

I don't know why, but it made me tear up
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>>79012507
I mean Steven literally dreams about Pearl being his mom, it sounds to me like he ships Pearl and Greg
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>>79012507
Some people just can't accept that Pearl is gayer than Ellen DeGeneres falling out of the Gay tree and hitting every Gay branch on the way down and falling onto a gay woman and then doing her
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>>79011700
Rolling for big wife
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>>79012440
Oh lord i need more
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>>79012553
GOOD
CHRISTIAN
OVERTONES
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>>79011700
Let's hope for the best
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>>79012565
How about no wife!
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>>79012354
>>79012418

don't actually watch those ones, I was being a dick for the sake of comedy.

Real list:
>Lion 3 Straight to Video
>Giant Woman
>Garnet's Universe
>Joy Ride
>Chille Tid
>The Answer
>Message Received
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>>79012553
>Steven literally dreams about Pearl being his mom

anon, shut up
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>>79011234
iiiiiiii'm STEVEN!
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>>79012577
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>>79012601
>I didn't watch Chille Tid
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>>79012589
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>>79012482
>Young Pearl
Enjoy your Daughterfu.
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>>79012545
>mature, reasonable, well-developed character who is good at hiding her flaws
>Mary Sue

You are clearly lucky enough to have never seen a REAL Mary Sue.
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>>79012602
I'm sorry.
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>>79012621
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>>79012621
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How do you think Steven would take death of one of the Crystal Gems?
Do you think he will get a corrupted form?
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>>79012473
>>79011234

writing some stuff down in mspaint, this is what i think would work. thoughts on garnet? i think intj could work for her, but i'm not are sure as the others.
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>>79011700
rollan
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>>79011700
roll
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Retarded Gregfags seem to forget that Marty gave it all for Greg.

He must have invested all his money on him but fucking Greg was so much of a fucking failure that he never made any money from his concerts and merchandise, of course he will increase his percentage cut given that they both live in the van, why fuck does Greg want money if Morty obviously buys him food already and shit with his own cut?
Not to mention that all that concert equipment wasn't bought by a fucking college drop out, it was all Marty's doing.
After all that and the failure that was Greg at music, Marty still guaranteed him a concert after Beach City. Despite all the trust he had with Greg, the fucking retarded asshole drops him because Sugar wanted to push her "woman are peepl" shit. Of course they are people NO ONE treats them like that anymore it doesnt need to be a moral for a cartoon aimed and children jesus christ.

Fuck Greg, Marty did nothing wrong, he was just and adult with an investment on some fucking failure of a musician and college drop out that never made any of his money back
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>>79012578
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>>79012619
>misinterpreting a dream
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>>79012606
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>>79012545
>mary sue
>Loses to jasper and her own feelings
>she is easily angered
>she makes bad decisions
Next?
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>>79012644
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>>79011700
Roll
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>>79012626
>well-developed character

Hahaha.
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>>79012647
Depends on how they died. Killed by a sucker shot to the gem, he'd probably be real angry, would probably channel his mother and walk in her bloody footsteps against the Diamonds. Should they go down in honorable combat or some sort of accident, he'd probably just mourn normally, as other do when a family member dies.
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>>79012670
Yeah but Marty a shit
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>>79012622
What is it about daughterfus that kicks in our natural fatherly instincts, anons?

Is it our repressed desire to have kids that we know we will never have?
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>>79012670
>Marty did nothing wrong

he's a shit driver
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>>79012675
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>>79011700
Here goes nothing.
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>>79012481
>>79012553
>there will never be an episode like Fusion Cuisine but only with Pearl
>Greg and Pearl have to put aside their differences for Steven's sake
> Pearl in agony as she has to pretend to be Greg's wife for an entire day
>in the end, they pull it off, and after seeing how much they both love Steven, grow to respect each other a little more
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>>79012682
So what are Peridot, Lapis and Jasper to Steven in his perfect dream world?

Other than a creepy girl crying water and ruining his fantasies
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Can Steven get any more annoying?
Can Connie get any more Marry Sue?
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>>79012726
Because we want to give them the care and love that we never got
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Best AU.
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>>79012747
To be fair if you have noted there character interactions in the show, for the most part they get along now, since they don't have Rose to hate each other over, but instead have Steven to both love
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>>79012756
That hit me in the feels anon. Please don't do that to me
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>>79012706
it's SUBTEXT anon

Allow me to explain.
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>>79012755
Find out next time on Steven Universe!
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>>79012755
How is connie mary sue? She worked her ass during training
You faggots really need to stop shouting mary sue everytime a girl isn't a background character
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>>79011700
jasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasperjasper
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>>79012756


... Man

I miss my mom.
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>>79012860
Hi, tumblr.
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This is Garnet.
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>>79011700
Give me the young Pearl
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>>79012885
>literally admitting you have no argument
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>>79012697
Watch Jailbreak again, anon. Losing to a fancy tool isn't the same as losing to Jasper.
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Be honest
After all this time in these threads, what fetish have you discover during your time in /sug/?
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>>79012917

Feet.

Never cared for feet

Started coming here.

DAMN YOU LAPIS FAGS
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>>79012476
>>79012575
Only other thing I have.
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>>79012885
>I can't argue so I resort to an ad hominem attack
You might as well say you are wrong
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>>79012670
Hey what the fuck you're right

>Not to mention that all that concert equipment wasn't bought by a fucking college drop out, it was all Marty's doing.
>the fucking retarded asshole drops him because Sugar wanted to push her "woman are peepl" shit
oh my fuck yes it was so forced
Like if he was actual a mysoginist he wouldn't even hang out with Vidalia

Can't believe I actually liked Greg. Why didn't I think about this before.
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>>79012860
These assholes are all used to chinese cartoons, where every character has this super obvious bulleted list of flaws that people think is enough to define a deep, interesting character.

In real life, and in real fiction, people have more depth and can't be defined in a 4-sentance paragraph, and the people here don't know how to handle that.

Don't encourage them anon. Just silently pity them.
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Guys lets just get back to discussing the important things like how amedot is the best ship
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how did it go from this
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>>79012898
She still lost
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>>79012917
Multi armed giant women
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>>79012860
No one becomes an expert in swordfighting in a few sessions.
And honestly she's pretty boring. But then again all kids are boring in real life so idk
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to this
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>>79012955
>in real fiction

you blew it
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>>79012967
It only got better
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>>79012986
An improvement if I do say so myself
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>>79012940
>>79012897

Not the anon you're replying to, but what are you guys on about? The majority of characters who engage in battle are feminine. Gems are considered female far and wide, depsite them not having genitals.
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>>79012917
Less a fetish I've discovered and more like certain aspects of fetishes have been enhanced
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>>79012917
Long Hair/Short Hair swaps
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>>79011700
Roll
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>>79012986
God, Peridot is so ugly/annoying.
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>>79012975
and then Jasper proceeded to lose to Garnet after she broke out on the ship

What are we keeping score or something?

I guess its 1 for Garnet, 1 for Jasper, and imprisonment at the bottom of the sea for Lapis
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>>79013009
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>>79012917
Fangs/mawshots in general.
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>>79012995
She'd give some good handjobs .
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>>79012917
Mind breaking strong women into submission
(not really happened in canon but fanart has done it for me)
>>
>Connie goes on her first mission with the CGs
>At first she's calm and confident
>Things start going wrong
>The nearby warp pad is destroyed
>Connie is injured badly. Not mortally wounded but she'll bleed out and die if she doesn't get medical attention ASAP
>Steven decides there's only one way to get her out safely
>fuses with her
>They have to travel back home
>It takes days
>Steven and Connie experience what it's like to be Garnet for those few days
>Connie starts to realize how it would affect her life
>She starts to hate being fused and never wants to do it again
>Steven wonders if it's his fault
>they argue
>After Connie is safe and their unfused, they decide to go their separate ways for a while
>Conniefags fucking kill themselves

So how do you want her to go /sug/?
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>>79012553
>>79012601
Steven's dream in Chille Tid was a result of exhaustion and stress. It's more than likely he was suppressing a need for the more normal.

Steven enjoys a copious amount of fantastic events happening in his life. But with the advent of getting beaten up, witnessing the single most toxic fusion ever created, and going out with the gems to find said fusion, I do believe Steven was aching for a more normal reprieve after all the chaotic events of the last few days during that time.

When he did finally sleep with the other gems, it was during a more "normal" event. A slumber party. It was grounded and real. Something he could relate to as a squishy human.

In the dream, it's presented as a sitcom. Its not farfetched to believe Steven saw something similar on his TV. You know how family sitcoms are. Probably scoped Brady Bunch out of sheer curiousity.

Amethyst has always been a radical, fun loving angle of his life. She's presented as that bratty big sister who does risky stuff like skating through the house, but in a sensible, "cool" way like wearing safety gear. Safety is no joke.

Garnet enters the house, as if she doesn't visit there regularly. If Amethyst is the radical sibling, Garnet is the Schway"older sister/aunt/friend. the leather jacket, shades and catchphrase signify this. She's probably well respected, and a pillar in Stevens life.

And then there's Pearl, dressed conservatively, in a button down polo and high rise pants, doting on the little schtuball, goin to his first dance. She's excited and fussing over him, straightening his collar, patting his hair, like one would if they were proud of their kid, wanting to show them off, as if to go "HAH! See how well put together my kid is?"
Pearl is somewhat prideful so it fits in line with this. She's prideful of Steven. It isn't Garnet or Amethyst or Greg he's thinking of, tending to him on what should be in his mind a big day for him, and his little girlfriend.

She's totally his mom.
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>>79012670
the worst part is that Gregfags will actually defend him because they have daddy issues
but they can't argue with your points because they know you're right
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>>79013008
Ad Hominem is the act of attacking someone's character in lieu of an actual deconstructive argument. Saying "thanks Tumblr" is basically saying "your argument is one that somebody I don't respect would make, and so I will not respect your argument."

Which isn't constructive.
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>>79013008
So how does that make them Mary Sue's? Do you not know that is a term for characters who breeze through any challenge with zero development or training just because "girl power"?
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>>79012670
The "women are people" line was pretty weird to me too because I'm pretty sure a female rockstar would just as much be willing to roll in a field of hot man dick than just stick to one guy because "men are people". People like to fuck, Greg. Nothing wrong with playing the field when you're a goddamn rockstar. I guarantee every rock star that inspired Greg probably has fucked more women than he's met. It's a bit silly.
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>>79013050
Raped by Yellow Diamond while Steven is helpless and forced to watch
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>>79012977
>Multi armed giant women
This guy knows what's up
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>>79013064
>the single most toxic fusion ever created

he sees Garnet every day
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>>79013050
exactly how you stated it, she's a shit character.

i only dislike her because it's implied that she's going to be the sole user of rose's sword instead of steben
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>>79013050
>being this mad your ship won't get THEE murdercock Jr.
Stay mad whitboi
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>>79011700
roll
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>>79013088
wanting to fuck a lot is one thing, making notches on your bedpost is still unhealthy
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>>79013075
so Connie then
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>>79013088
I mean, it was pretty obvious that Marty was treating women like things.

I don't think Greg was saying "I don't wanna murdercock them.", he was saying "I respect the women that I murdercock."
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>>79013098
requesting Connie dressed as Yellow Pearl, Yellow Diamond completes the training that Pearl started and makes Connie into a true Pearl thinking of nothing but her master's desires
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>>79012763
W-what au is this?
I need more.
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>>79012963
I concur.
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>>79013075
I never said they were mary sues. You're letting some stranger on the internet get to you. If you read my comment again, you'll see that explicitly specified that I was not the guy calling Connie a mary sue or calling someome "tumblr" or whatever. Just enjoy the show.

>>79013074
If it's not "constructive" then don't reply to it. It's an old meme to call out Tumblr to get someone riled up. Don't play into it.
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>>79013109
me too
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>>79011700
r-roll
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>>79013109
But steben is the one that gave it to her
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>>79013050
>Connie is injured badly. Not mortally wounded but she'll bleed out and die if she doesn't get medical attention ASAP

What a shame Steven doesn't have healing spit
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>>79013109
I'm pretty sure its implied that there gonna fuse when they go into battle so they are actually big enough to use the sword
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>>79013140
Nice b8
Admit you're wrong whenever you want
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>>79013141
>it was pretty obvious that Marty was treating women like things

The only thing you have to base this shit is Greg's comment.
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>>79013176
>anti-connie fags so stupid and so butthurt over her existence they outright ignore parts of canon
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>>79012763
I need more of this AU
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Pearl as yandere. Will it work?
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>>79013141
>I don't think Greg was saying "I don't wanna murdercock them.", he was saying "I respect the women that I murdercock."
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>>79013159
They will be happy together,

one day
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>>79013193
you think Connie isn't the epitome of grrl power?
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>>79012706
well if she isn't pearl sure ain't
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>>79011700
pls
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6544909
http://strawpoll.me/6544909
http://strawpoll.me/6544909
http://strawpoll.me/6544909
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>>79013209
Normal Pearl?
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>>79013176
GemXsteven people are objectively retarded
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>>79013109
Ben Levin already said that she's not going to get Plot Armor if she goes on a mission, if she fucks up once she could easily be done. That's where Stevonnie comes in - no reason to babysit someone with 5 hp if there's an alternative.
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>>79013209
yandere towards who? because it really doesn't work toward Rose, Rose would just kick her ass
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>>79013222
No.
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>its a connie/slice of beach city life episode
>you know its going to be utter shit episode after first 20 seconds
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>>79013209
She already is yandere, why do you think she watches Steven sleeping every night? She obviously wants to fuse with him.
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>>79011417
yolo swag, i got this in the bag
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>>79013238
Only first half of Season 1
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>>79013260
then you're wrong
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>>79013197
More from his way of saying things.

Keeping in mind that the whole episode was from Greg's POV anyway, so Greg probably THOUGHT that Marty was treating them like things.

Not necessarily reflective of him, but maybe.
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>>79011234
INFP, but employed.
Even if I hate it.
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>>79013222
I think the thing about Grrl power is the character has to constantly remind you she's a girl. For the most part, other than her relationship with Steven, Connie's character would almost be completely the same if she was a boy.
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>>79013269
You got best waifu.
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>>79010880
I could see them going back to the hub to fish them out or making new ones but I get the feeling that becoming tall again will cause an issue with Amethyst.
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>>79013261
>it's a Connie episode
>first 15 seconds is a panoramic view of her room
>dictionaries and novels littered about and a poster of Albert Einstein with his tongue sticking out
The typical bookworm room
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>>79013309
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>>79013262
Wow that pearl is very ugly. That artist is terrible
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>>79013261
>it's a gem episode
>it's a human episode
>It's a steven episode
>it's an episode
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>>79013276
No
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>>79013246
saying that a character doesn't have plot armor in a kids show doesn't mean shit.

But man, would it be a mindfuck if they just killed her off in the middle of the show out of nowhere.
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>>79013262
Is that David Bowie
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>>79013323
Well then, how about this?
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>>79013261

>Episode sparked by Steven being an idiot
>Even though he should know not to do that particular thing

Steven, you KNOW how shapeshifting works. Don't be retardeed
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>>79013349
It'll be too real for some
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>>79013342
yes, just admit it
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>>79010898
I do the same shit all the time man you are not alone
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>>79013353
>not wearing all leather bdsm
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>>79013337
>It's a "Lars is a dickbag and ultimately learns nothing at the end." episode.
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>>79013050
>It backfires and they end up wanting to be Stevonnie forever
You've let your hate create a situation that would just as likely allow the opposite to happen.
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>>79013353
get your ugly Pearl away from Steven and the cuteness of their fusion
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>>79013363
He didn't know that staying shapeshifted for so long was gonna be dangerous for him, it's only the second time he's done it.
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>>79013375
No
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>>79013349
yes
if she dies I'll go to CN Studios and kiss Sugar on the lips
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>>79013380
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Reminder that Pearl is literally a rapist
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>>79013349
What I'm guessing is that there'll be one close call on a mission, and they'll both agree that it's too risky (maybe after some arguing), and then they'll be stevonnie from then on when Connie goes on missons
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http://strawpoll.me/6544983
http://strawpoll.me/6544983
http://strawpoll.me/6544983
http://strawpoll.me/6544983
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>>79013401
Why can't you admit it?
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>>79010962
>Adam Gemsen
shit I want it
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>>79013416
>no greg
There's Rose, but no Greg.
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BEST GEM
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>>79013413
>rape

When only one person considers it rape it's not rape. I could say your comment raped me and it couldn't be truth.
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>>79013388
>It's a lars was right the whole time but thanks to sugar even if he's right can't have a female in a bad light. So even if Lars is innocent and just having to deal with aliens in his town fucking everything up for him, he's the bad guy.
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>>79013413
>pearlfags will defend this
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>>79013448
who's greg and why should anybody care
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I can't believe Matt is making fun of an autist!
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/688062071930396672
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>>79013451
Kek.
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>>79013416
>nobody votes for amethyst
every time
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>>79013394
We haven't actually seen them fuse, so we've no idea how different their fusion would look like in that AU.
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>>79013416
Rose is a better mom to Steven from beyond the grave, that's how bad the CG's are
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>>79013471
Greg is Steven's dad
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>>79013473
10/10
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>>79013388
Lars is the most blameless character though. He's a teenager that doesn't like dorks. At least he hasn't almost gotten anyone killed like Steven,Sadie,and Ronaldo. Lars gets fucked up pretty badly and people wonder why he's so standoffish.
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>>79013473
Seiff Daddy @a_boy98 19m19 minutes ago

@mcburnett YOU KNOW ABOUT CHRIS CHAN?!

all these fags worshipping matt's dick are disgusting
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>>79012917
You guys have only succeeded in making me more turned off by your fetishes
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>>79013489
Because she's best sister, not mom.
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>>79013473
you understand how black people are allowed to make black jokes with each other?
Just imagine that with autistics.
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>>79013464
Stop mansplaining, Lars.
You called a little kids dead mom a weirdo for spoiling your chance to hang out with some kids, when they could be potentially dead.

You irredeemable dirtbag,
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>>79013464
>actually defending Lars, who is objectively a jackass

I won't complain when the inevitable "Lars is actually good deep down but has a fucked up home life and deep-seated personal issues" episode comes out, but till then he's not only the worst, but he is designed from the ground up to be the worst.
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>>79013520
Lars hasn't done anything wrong, we all know that.
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>>79013520
That would make most of the human characters blameless as well, and they aren't unlikable assholes.
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>>79011234
>INTP
>employed
>in school

If NEETS were Thinking types, they wouldn't be NEETs.
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>>79013413
Nobody is saying that Pearl didn't fuck up but Garnet made her atone for what she did and forgave her. End of story.

Unless you're tumblr and believe one bad thing will mark a person forever, no matter what they do.
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>>79011234
INTP
Have Asperger's
Currently a NEET
ffs
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>>79013539
countdown until he remembers the reality of 2016 internet and apologizes for being mean
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>>79012917
Shapeshifting and /ss/, but ONLY if it's SU related, otherwise I'm normally disgusted by it.
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>>79013561
what about ronaldo?
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>>79013453
That's like saying putting peanut butter into one person's sandwich with the knowledge they're horribly allergic wouldn't be attempted murder. If everyone else didn't have peanut allergies they wouldn't see how doing that would be harmful at all.
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>>79013416
>All this Pearl fags
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Will the characters in Beach City (Lars, Sadie, the Frymans and the Pizzas) ever have an important place in the plot? Or are they forever resigned to being cute background characters?
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>>79012670
Even if you're right, Greg was the one who told the story, so it was his point of view. The show wasn't saying Marty was in the wrong, it was showing Greg's opinion on him.
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>>79013464
island adventure was such bullshit
the gems should've killed that demented donut dwarf for endangering steven
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>>79013618
>ever have an important place in the plot?

what plot?
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>>79013605
Pearl was a shit for doing that and i agree with you, but calling it rape is just incorrect.
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>get strawpoll bot
>profit
https://github.com/KylinWu/StrawpollVoteBot
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>>79013602
Ronaldo is how the world sees people who post on 4chan. Nuff said.

If I was help at murdercock-point and had to choose one of the two of them to be friends with, I'd choose Ronaldo.
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marty hatefucking greg when
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>>79013561
Being a jackass isn't as bad as being a shitty person.Like Lars is an asshole, and he knows he's an asshole. But his worst offense is basically insulting Steven's mom. Everything else he does is standard teenager junk. He's just the only one who's not on Steven's dick all the time.
Compared to say Ronaldo, who feels justified in all of his actions, even if that action is "Throw Lars into this giant open mouth to kill him because Sadie's life is more precious than his"
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>>79013618
I really hope they are never important to the plot

Maybe they could do something with the fryman brothers, although I never felt like they made Steven and Petty seem like that good of friends, so maybe Ranaldo accidentally aids the Diamond Authority due to his weird theories

again just generally hope it doesn't happen, we can have cute episodes, and backstory episodes with them but not major plot episodes
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pearl hatefucking greg when
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>>79011700
What a way to spend a friday night..
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>>79010877
Wait, so Stevonnie is going to talk once in the last part of Season 2 and then again in Season 3?
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lapis returns next episode
she wont be redeemed
now checkem
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>>79013627
More than that, since the whole show is from Steven's point of view it's what he imagines Marty was like from Greg's description.
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>>79013453

"Your Honor, *I* didn't consider it rape!"

"Oh, well, in that case, case dismissed! Sorry for wasting your time!"
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jasper hatefucking greg when
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>>79013618
>Ronaldo
>cute

At least he's a foreshadowing tool.
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>>79013656
Fair enough. I wouldn't call that rape. It'd almost be like...pretending you're a christian to bang a chick and then later she finds out you're an athiest.
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>>79013653
Where were they even? Did Garnet see in her future vision that Steven was going to be ok, so they just didn't give a shit?
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>>79013713
>redemption in one epsidode
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>>79013742
but anon, that IS rape
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>>79013690
both Sadie and Ronaldo have done worse shit than Lars
and Pearl was worse than Lars anyway
in summary, everybody tends to forget that Steven is his own person and not a replacement for Rose, because no matter how had he tries he'll never be able to take her place
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>>79013722
I figured Marty's appearance was a case of unreliable narrator since he looked better in the photo but now that they literally said that the whole show is from Steven's POV it makes even more sense
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>>79013742
that sounds about right, like major major league scum bag, but not a rapist
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>>79013742
>implying rape by deception isn't a real thing that you can get arrested for
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>>79013627
>>79013722

he didn't look so rugged in the pic
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>>79013713
Not even a lapisfag but she doesn't need redemption, she's not a villain, just petty and dumb. If anything, she needs to forgive the CGs and Peridot.
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>>79013728
Quality strawman fám
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seriously
marty hatefucking greg when
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>>79013690
Huge difference between riding someone's dick and offering them some common courtesy. And if most of his bullshit is typical teenager stuff, then why are the Kool Kids alright? They can all be kinda dickish now and then too, but overall they're fun characters and might make good friends.

Lars has zero redeeming qualities. He may not even be the worst character, but if these characters were real-life people, he's the last one I would inflict upon myself or anybody.

And that includes the evil ones.
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>>79013823
WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>79013416
obviously rigged lmao, Garnet would of won this
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Why haven't Pearl or Amethyst told Steven that they love him?
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>>79013771
>both Sadie and Ronaldo have done worse shit than Lars

the moral of the story is that you can try to kill/kidnap people as long as you're entartaining, or have a positive attitude, but if you're an asshole you deserve death even if you haven't done anything
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>>79013814

>"When only one person considers it rape, it's not rape"

That's literally your argument
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>>79013826
What the fuck am I reading.
Were you not a teenager at some point in your life? Have you never done stupid shit?
The Cool Kids and Lars are different, they were raised different.
That's why Lars tries so hard to fit in into the teen stereotype, taking into account as well his moments with Sadie and Island Adventure.
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>>79013857
Yep, and you still misinterpreted it.
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>>79013850
because Amethyst is still bad at expressing her emotions and Pearl doesn't want to tell Steven she is in love with him so she doesn't scare him off but doesn't wanna lie to him either
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>>79013580
If you've finished education and are looking a job right now it makes you a NEET, what a bullshit comment.
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>>79013826
Lars strikes as an extremely insecure and lonely dude. I don't like him either but I'd give him a chance.
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>>79013843
marty
buttfucking
greg
in
the
boipussy
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>>79013876

Enlighten me
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>>79013857
they meant that Garnet is the ONLY one who might consider it that, because nobody takes fusion more seriously than her

never mind that gems have no context for what "rape" is beyond a technical definition of something humans do
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>>79013799
It's not about being a villan. Redemption implies she stops being antagonistical to the CGs. Joining them would be a stretch, but I wouldn't mind seeing it
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>>79013885
>Pearl doesn't want to tell Steven she is in love with him

she loves his Quartz, not him
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>>79013897
You're trying way to hard to get in the simulator.
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>>79013901
>Gems aid in early human wars
>join in on literal raping and pillaging not realizing why rape is so bad
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>>79013908
in the end, all must accept the Doctrine of Rose Quartz or be Shattered
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>>79011234
I took the Jungian test and it says I'm an INTP and the MBTI says I'm an INTJ.
I don't know how these things work, but I don't like either Garnet nor Peridot.
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>>79013856
Why are you surprised? Most people ignore, say, Lapis for trying to drown children *including the kid who had freed her), stealing the ocean and then force a gem gorilla to stay hatefused with her just because she's cute and "j-just wanted to go home ;_;"
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>>79013850
Pearl holds Steven responsible for Rose's death, easy as that.
Amethyst's too much of a big sis to say it.
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>>79013899
I'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong.
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>>79013892
You should have been here when there were self-proclaimed NEETs calling people with jobs wagecucks and insisting higher education is a scam.

I stand by my statement.
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>>79013826
>And if most of his bullshit is typical teenager stuff, then why are the kool kids alright

Because they're chill. There's plenty of teenagers who're cool people and not assholes. And there's plenty of teenagers who are.

Look at Lars. Even when he was a kid his biggest concerns tended to be "What do people think of me?". Of course he's gonna be standoffish to things he labels "Dorky" because at that age you start to think you're cool if you reject things that aren't cool.

The cool kids are already cool so they don't have to really worry about that shit. They're confident. Lars is insecure.
To Lars Steven is just annoying kid. You've never just had an annoying kid that's always around that annoys you? Cuz that's what Steven is to Lars. On top of that, Steven and the gems have caused him a lot of pain and shit in the past so he probably wants to keep his distance.

tl;dr
Some teenagers are jerks cuz they want to look cool.
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>>79013937
I already got in and I don't care about the simulator, like you autismos do
it's just a fucking text to speech over your dumb posts, aka mlp tier cancer
I just want my MartyxGreg hatefuck smut
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So in the end Lars is the most human character there is in the show, that's why everyone hates him.
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>>79012554
She had a dream with greg on roses face anon. Shes repressing something.
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>>79013869
I think you and I are making the same argument, that Lars is ignorant and unpleasant.

Yes I was a teenager, and I was probably about as bad as Lars is back then. And I wouldn't inflict my teenage self on anyone either.

Going through a "phase" does not excuse you from your actions. You seem to be making the argument that because Lars has a lot to figure out, it's OK for him to be giant cock to literally everybody. It is not.

>>79013893
Hell, I'd give him two. Everybody deserves that. Not sure if two would be enough though.

>>79013771
>>79013856
I'll acknowledge this. Frankly I dislike Sadie and Ronaldo about as much as I dislike Lars. Sadie seems friendly, but her rampant crush on Lars and the way she goes about it is disgusting.
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>>79013987
make it yourself, then

oh and please do not post it
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>>79013991
people tend to hate characters that are most like them
so yes
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>>79013699
http://img.booru.org/the-collection//images/18/d46138f85af8d14371a666a49e8c0791686c5aa1.png
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>>79014023
I dislike Lapis and I'm nothing like her.
Some people just dislike characters because.
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>>79014018
I already did but my style doesn't satisfy my hatefuck needs.

>oh and please do not post it
will do next thread just for you
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>>79014004
Her desire to follow in Rose's footsteps and become Steven little sister

Or her desire to become Steven's mom even if its only step mom
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opal ugly crying fucking when?
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60 Rolls as of analysis

>01-05 = Steven--------------------7
>06-10 = Pearl----------------------4
>11-15 = Amethyst----------------1
>16-20 = Garnet--------------------3
>21-25 = Ruby-----------------------2
>26-30 = Sapphire------------------4
>31-35 = Stevonnie-----------------4
>36-40 = Peridot---------------------4
>41-45 = Lapis------------------------3
>46-50 = Jasper-----------------------3
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond----------1
>56-60 = Blue Diamond-------------2
>61-65 = Rose Quartz----------------2
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl----------------5
>71-75 = Blue Pearl-------------------0
>76-80 = Young Amethyst-----------5
>81-85 = Young Pearl-----------------4
>86-90 = Young Garnet---------------3
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet-----2
>96-00 = You lose (nobody!)--------1

Most Rolled Steven 11.6667%

Least Rolled Blue Pearl 0%
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>>79013885
>Pearl doesn't want to tell Steven she is in love with him so she doesn't scare him off but doesn't wanna lie to him either
I meant like how Garnet told him that she loves him, in a maternal way.
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>>79014047
But if you're nothing like her, you should think she's so good
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>>79014028
I'm seeing the fuck but there's no hate
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>>79012658
Garnet under istp
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>>79014047
I said hate, not dislike
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>>79013987
POZ LOADS

M E D
R E S I S T A N T
A I D S
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>>79013901
>>79013969

This is still bullshit though, because it's not like Pearl was SURPRISED by Garnett's reaction. Even if she didn't feel the same way, Pearl knew EXACTLY how Garnett felt about fusion, and in fact had know for THOUSANDS of years. She knew she was violating the most sacred and intimate part of her friends trust and setting her up for devastating emotional pain, and casually tossed it aside for her own satisfaction.

I.e., Pearl raped Garnett.
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>>79010898
>Spartan 3 Steven

But those are suicide soldiers against the covenant. Make him a Marine turned Spartan 4. But even then that's implausible because of Steven's Gem - ONI would be all over that shit
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>>79014060
I know, Pearl doesn't tell him that because she knows it would be a lie and doesn't wanna lie to Steven

Also honestly Pearl is even worse with emotions than Amethyst, has she ever even claimed to have loved Rose?
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>>79014058
Steven is best gem, God is real it's official
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>>79011700
I just hope it'll be someone I don't hate.
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>>79014058
>>
PEARL DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>79014091
I wouldn't mind if a manatee ate her and shat her gem out. Does that count as hate?
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>>79014066
http://40.media.tumblr.com/1744cb9e04e3d39f256dc420140e111b/tumblr_nwwfuaikhg1ug3uuao1_1280.png
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>>79014138
Even when she let Stephen fall to his death over a sword.
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>>79014140
I'd say it's more like indifference
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>>79014138
But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?
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>>79014161
she watched to make sure he caught the roots
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>>79014187
IT WON'T
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>>79014151
Better, but it needs more hate
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>>79014189
and if he hadn't?
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>>79014104
Not all of the Spartan-III's died, there were a fair few survivors, most were taken off of suicide missions due to talent or in this case, Steven's hybrid nature
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>>79011700
Okay, I'll play along.

Rollin'!
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>>79014161
>>79014217

You don't understand, Pearl cannot do anything wrong because she is perfect. If she does something that seems wrong to us, it is simply more likely that she has a better understanding of morality than we imperfect humans.
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>>79014246
you lucky faggot
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>>79011150
"Thanks!" *eats flower*
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>>79014217
probably dive to her death in an attempt to save him
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>>79014048
https://40.media.tumblr.com/d035e7c3705bcb7609e7ff8c3a8dfbb7/tumblr_o0unyehkcW1ud8855o2_1280.png
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>>79012621

>brown_bisexual_bomshell_adores_young_cock.png
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>>79011700
Im gonna get banned for this
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>>79014058
Thanks anon, was going to end up doing this myself
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>>79011700
Give Pearl
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>>79011700
alright who do I get
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>>79014161
It was for a scabbard, not a sword. And it's not like Steven was in any real danger thanks to his bubble shield.
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So still no idea on when we go back to a regular schedule?
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>>79014138

You misspelled "everything"
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>>79014420
Nothing except for Matt saying we'd be happy with the schedule.
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>>79014420
There's a 12 step program, but CN will need to want to change before they can.
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>>79014299
Goodnight everybody!
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>>79014427
Pearl did everything right
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>>79011700
bluh fine
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>>79014519
>Garnet
And just like that, I win.
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>>79014299
a-anon, thank you
I'm genuinely thankful for this
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>>79011700
role
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>>79011700
rollin again for best gem
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>>79014546
Have fun being a third wheel in your own marriage where you get thrown a pity handy once every decade.
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daily reminder that Rainbow Quartz, the temple fusion, and any fusion involving Rose are dead because Steven can't fuse with the gems
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>>79014568
took like 2 seconds to find on tumblr, don't be so lazy
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>>79014546
you'll marry her, yes, but she will never have sex with you
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>>79014592
I will. Better than the last eight years of being single.
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>>79014587
90's Garnet. good enough
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>>79011700

I am ashamed to be rolling.
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>>79014604
I can't access Tumblr
otherwise I'd be all over the Stephen Galaxy tag
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So is Greg the same age as Steven was in those flashbacks?
Rose looks like an adult.
Add age difference to the list of porn fetishes for this show.
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>>79014726
he's clearly an adult
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>>79014726
He's 22 in the flashbacks.
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>>79014726
He was older. Probably in his early twenties.
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>>79014726
WTF Rose was >6000 years old
Steven is 14
Greg was 22 when he first met Rose
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>>79014726
Greg has said in Stevens Birthday that he's known the gems since he was 22.

Wait.

>22+14 years=36 give or take 9 months of pregnancy

Holy shit Greg is only 36.
He looks like a fucking wreck.
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>>79014726
FFS do you even watch the show senpai desu sempai
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>>79014726
In some scenes they make him look too small compare to Rose. Like in We Need To Talk they kept fucking up his height.
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>>79014778
I'm sure Greg didn't murdercock Rose right away, probably took time for them to work out their differences
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>>79014726
He was 22 when he first met the gems.

He says so in Steven's Birthday
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>>79014778

That isn't necessarily true. We don't know how long he was with Rose before they made Steven, it could have been a few years.
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>>79014782
No I don't.
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>>79014778
>>22+14 years=36 give or take 9 months of pregnancy
>Holy shit Greg is only 36.

anon shut up
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>>79014778
I don't think Rose wombshifted on the first date. One of the writers said greg is between 40-45
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>>79014778
Greg was confirmed to be in his early forties at the present day.
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>>79014778
Have you people never seen Lion 3 Straight to Video?
For fuck sake
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>>79014778
You're not accounting for courtship. Greg and Rose dated and were married for an indeterminate amount of time (that I can best estimate as approximately ten years) before she became pregnant with Steven.
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>>79014778
Rose had to figure out how to produce hybrid babies, so I'd expect there to be a decade between their meeting and Steven being born.
I think Greg's probably closer to 45.
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>>79011700
rolling
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>>79011234
>get ISTP
>actually make electronic music as a hobby

ayy
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>>79014244
But wouldn't Stevens Hybrid nature put him on ONI's cutting block though?
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Marty fucked Greg to the rhythm of Personal Jesus
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>>79014861
it it ever actually stated that they married? I'm sure Garnet would've encouraged it once she learned what it was, but I don't know if that would be Rose's style
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>>79014903
>get ISFJ
>actually rape people as a hobby

ayy
>>
I wonder if Ronaldo has curly-fry like pubes.
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>>79014726
He's a community college drop out, and in Stevens birthday he specifically said he was twenty two. He was just briefly suffering from anime protagonist syndrome, where you look ten years younger than you truly are.
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>>79014814
I wonder who work on that episode.
I just looked up stills from that episode and the scaling IS all fucked up.
When they dancing he's up to her chin, but after that he needs a box to be up to her chin
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>>79014904
>Implying ONI wouldn't think of the most convoluted, bullshit excuse to abduct a well known hero

Because that worked so well concerning John, didn't it?

It's weird to think how they're ultimately good guys, but they're so shady and pragmatically evil.
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>>79014971
Well he was apparently the protagonist of a harem anime for a while.
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>>79014927
Marriage is a pseudo-religious societal construct.
Considering the Gems predate all major religions I doubt they'd see the point in such a ceremony.
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>>79014982
They literally make people disappear if they find out the truth they don't want people to hear. Listen to the Hunt the Truth stuff.
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TORTURE GREG OR ELSE
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>>79015076
Marriage is a legal contract.Simple as that. Pretending it's solely used for religious purposes is silly.
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>>79015022
No need for Greg is my favorite harem anime. Desu
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We're on page 10
New Thread Here >>79015094
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>>79015118

We're on page 9 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE we're gonna get banned
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>>79015136
What are you talking about? Definitely on page 10.
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>>79015109
The Gems predate human laws too, they wouldn't care about its legitimacy on that level either.
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>>79014927
I don't know that it's every confirmed, and it's possible that even if they were "married" it could have been very bohemian (just an exchange of something or very informal ceremony).

We do know that they weren't married in the conventional sense, as there's no ring on Rose's finger in Lion 3.
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>>79013618
my guess is they'll won't important in story arcs but will be a part of character development (like how the episode with guitar dad had Steven stop Dewey without the CG's help)
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>>79011700
rolling...
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>>79015738
You lucky fuck.
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>>79011700
rollin
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