/sug/ Steven Universe General

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>fighting for a place like this

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First for Yellow Pearl

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So now that the bomb is done, which Pearl is best pearl?

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>>78836799

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First for Dorito booty

>jasper will never stroke your back as she holds you into her chest

why live

What is best case scenario for Jasperdemption?

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>>78836815

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Post gems making weird faces

>>78836815
Pearl Classic is best Pearl.

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>>78836815

>>78836815
They're all shit sooooo

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Quick concept drawing of Garnet & Peridot fusion for anon who asked last thread.

>>78836749

Moon base murals prove Rose Quartz is not pink diamond. At least not without a drastic design change between her pd and rq personas

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>People still upset about YD not being that intimidating
>Forgetting how imposing BD was and the fact that we still haven't seen WD, PD, or the Cluster yet

Yeah, she's a big bad but she isn't end game, I doubt she'll even be the main villain of the second half of this season, she's pretty much just here to give Peridot more depth at this point.

Even Malachite is a bigger bad than she is, and as of now Malachite posses a more real threat.

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>>78836825
oh, BABY!

Would you fuck Yellow Diamond? Y/N?

>>78836829
If Alone at Sea is her episode, maybe she can learn to appreciate the Earth as she travels around it, making a small tortoise friend along the way.

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Rate?

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>>78836829
death for jasper

>>78836815
The smuggest.

>>78836829
She gets killed right afterwards

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>>78836835

>>78836825
she made the best laugh here

>>78836749
First for please for the love of god get better character design artists on White and Blue Diamond.

>>78836829
She dies with dignity

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nth for your waifu is shit

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>>78836815
>Not on a smoking break

0/10

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I drew something. Give me criticism. I hope y'all like it.

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>>78836829
She tries to fight the gems again but in the end loses and blows herself up

>In the middle of battle Jasper forgot how to fight

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>>78836829
She hangs herself.
Maybe then she`ll be redeemed in god's eye.

>>78836847
>all them eyes
>puke.jpg
Put on some shades, pls.

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>>78836815
bad pearl

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Best Diamond? Best Pearl?

>>78836900
S'okay.

>>78836815
I want a big beefy pearl

>>78836900
Looks nice

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>>78836787
Soon, she will make homeworld great again.

>>78836884
>>78836873
>>78836869
The gem hivemind is real

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in a world with proper quality

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>>78836897
hail, brother

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I want to comfort Lauren Zuke as she gets nervous about one of her episodes airing then make her some soothing hot tea and then play with her cat so it won't distract her while she makes more Steven Universe episodes.

>>78836815
Pearl Classic, but I hope we see more smug Pearl before too long.

>>78836857
>tfw dick isn't long enough to throatfuck YD

>>78836829
Last minute heel face turn before a heroic death.

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After what Jasper experienced with fusions would she be afraid of doing it again?

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>>78836857
All I wanna do, is stick my dick into, a giant woman.

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>>78836835

>>78836829
She makes a pilgrimage across Europe and Asia. Therein she fights the most powerful human fighters to regain her honor. However, she comes to also appreciate the beauty of the planet and comes to forgive the Crystal Gems for trying so hard to protect it. Along the way, she helps people with their problems in the best way she can. Eventually, she makes her way back around the world until she hits America again. From there, she learns the way of peace and politeness from Canadians, with a cameo by Northernlion as her teacher, and finally returns to join the Crystal Gems to save the world she has come to love.

>>78836815
The perspective is really weird on this one.

>>78836916
mmm a bad Pearl with a soft spot for you

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Do you worship your Giraffe overlord?

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>>78836815
Many Pearls.

How long I have waited for art of this.

>>78836900
nice but plain and devoid of personality

>>78836829
heroic sacrifice fighting off homeworld gems

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>>78836897
>>78836916
my niggas

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>>78836835

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>>78836749
>7,000 Spacewatts Edition
I hate all of you. I hate you all so much, that mere words don't do the emotion justice. At this moment, I feel as though direct eye contact with any of you would result in your immediate affliction of sudden cardiovascular failure. With all of your memes, all of your stupid jokes, all of your deplorable behavior, I honestly feel as though I could literally hate you all to death. If only. If only. But the universe is simply not that kind.

>>78836956
At this point, she probably just wants to be freed.
Fusing with Steven will allow her to see the good aspects of it.

>>78836956
I think disgust mixed with sheer terror and flashbacks are a possebility

>>78836987
Its orwellian depravity you dullard

>>78836947
We all do

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Will Steven teach a dinosaur to ride a ball?

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>>78836980

>>78837000
Go to bed link you need to go to smash

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>>78836835
Half gem but whatever

>>78836987
Yeah, I'm trying to work on perspective, and I thought that Beach City would be a good exercise. I'm not good at putting my self into my work, if that makes any sense.

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Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.

>>78836829
Just because Perifags got a poorly-written redemption for their waifu does not mean that every waifu suddenly deserves one

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>check out /co/ for my night-time SU thread
>hiatus, i remember
ayyyyy the suffering

"Stops playing hazardous cards repeatedly mentioned this particularsed, the was the greatest yellow diamond, but soon landing inside hysterics, Scooter them gevraagde him if he wanted talk to to brown. Brown, explained that he adhered instructions, but now that there is a group concerned in the protection of our planet that want to annihilate the goal. Still harsh to the fact that the glass gems to receive. Brown to the tape to try, yes please, the fact that the ideen and done net given Made in the registry. For done net brown colors replacement each other, in private individual and brown questions if it is possible them in the face and clothes to enclose. "

>>78836921
Red Diamond.
Green Pearl.

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>>78837019
>>78836980

>>78837015
No but he'll teach a Lion to take a nap in the general vicinity of a ball.

>>78836900
Add watercolor for that charming, quaint appeal.

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Okay what the fuck are these things made out of?

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>Season finale
>Pearl dies
>New Pearl joins the cast
>six steven bombs about the group adjusting to her

GET READY

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>>78837000

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Is Steven best magical girl?

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Made some fan art of Yellow Diamond, hope you like it /sug/.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oomqPH9Hqc

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>>78837000
not invited to smash 5 I presume?

>>78837061
I was actually considering that, but I don't have any watercolor paints.

>>78837034
Well yeah. Lapis doesn't deserve one but two out of three homeworlders ain't no bad

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>>78836815
All Pearls are good
but OG Pearl is best

>>78837031
Actually UG diamond is located on top of his head, so this theory is debunked

Post ideas for a full length (~32 pages or longer) SU dojin/fancomic.
Must be lewd & porny.
Wanna draw one but need more "story" then lol, Garnet grew a dick and fucked everyone.

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>>78837000
>hey guys, can my tryhard post be in the next simulator haha

cancer

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>>78837031

>>78837063
Nanobots.

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>>78837058
Oh, I have a suggestion.

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>>78837000
If every general were perfect, we wouldn't have /sug/!

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>>78836835
Heil

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>>78837065
>The other Pearl comes back just after the other Pearl is fully accepted

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Do you see any possible chance in hell she'll be redeemed.

>>78836956
PTSD when ever she sees Garnet and fear

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>>78837073

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What should the next crossover be?

>>78837058
>Pearls lead rebellion against the Diamonds.
>Pearls never needed to be strong, just quick and smart.
I want this so bad.

>>78836829
Anything than death. I want Jasper to stay in the show as much as the others. If Peridot and Lapis can stay, then Jasper can too.

>>78837063
Nanomachines, son.

>>78836862
8/10

>>78836847
you're shit at watercolors.

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>>78836835

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>>78836838
>>78836872
>>78836948
>>78837087

>>78837063
MAGICAL ALLOY

eh

>>78837122
She strikes me as red herring villain, so sure

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>>78837058
>Steven and gang take down the Diamonds, they cheer for victory!
>Suddenly wails and cries come in every direction
>All the pearls are having break downs and scared at not having there master.
>All three thousend of them

>>78837122
Frieza doesn't get redeemed.

>>78837122
>every gem that is introduced henceforth will have its own redemption arc
>the show isn't even about Steven and the gems anymore, just a succession of side characters

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Does anybody else love Amethyst as much as I do?

>>78837129
Steven Universe crossed over with early Steven Universe before everything got heavy as shit.

>>78837160
reh

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>>78837156

>>78836847
I think the design looks neat.

>>78837034
All three waifus deserve it. If freaking crazy witch Lapis get one, then I don't see why Jasper shouldn't.

Her redemption could be good and more complicated.

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>>78836835
Do you think she'll ever get her limb enhacers again?

>>78836857
>ywn be spitroasted by YD and BD's pinky fingers

I see from AO3 that the 'everything nonhuman goes into heat' trend has reached SU

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>>78837122
I think she'll be a fun villain

loved the Too-Tired-to-Give-a-Shit vibe she gave off initially

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Gif version when?

>>78837106
sauce on the artist? I feel like catching up with his stuff

you know, now that THERE IS FUCKING NOTHING ELSE TO DO

>>78836862
6/10
Better than what I can do though

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Y der nuh Tiin Taitens GOO Xover?

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Hooray for Lapis!

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>>78837031
But, that episode wasn't canon, he said so himself.

<This is a cannon.

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>>78837172
doubtful

she's pretty great though

So is it canon that Peridot has a butthole now?

>>78837020
>>78837071
>>78837079
>>78837097
>>78837111
>MUH SHITTY JOKES AND MUH MEMES
You should all be shot.

>>78837129
My Foot/Your Ass

Crossovers are disgusting garbage. Kill yourself.

>>78837186
>everything nonhuman

Son, let me sit you down and tell you about A/B/O mechanics...

>>78837073
Almost spat out my drink

>>78837133
>>78837166
>Pearl has now to take resposebility for them and teach them what it means to be indipendent.
>Grows by having people depend and admire her like she did show up to Rose
Yes

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>>78837198

sometimes i keep questioning why i still use this site

>>78837184
Nope. She'll get full-on power armour.

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>>78837206
>yfw WAFFLES becomes a member of the crystal gems

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>>78836829
CG are in a big mess and the only gem that can help them in the last moment is the big orange

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>>78837171
Good

>>78836947
My god, my generation truly are adult children.
>m-muh anxiety

Smoke weed and chill, dumb cunt. Life sucks and none of us are getting out alive.

>>78837213
>he said so himself.
exactly. HE said that

>>78837218
>says the guy who uses a reaction image meme picture.

>>78836956
How does a gem kill themselves?

>>78837223
no thanks. I saw enough naruto mpreg back in the day.

>>78837133
>"We are not defined by our relations with the Diamonds!"
Pearl becomes the Pearliest Pearl

>>78837213
Sinking Lars and Sadie's ship was canon.

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Why is Yellow Diamond such a clod?

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>>78837242
only sometimes?

>>78837172
/sug/ are sheep to the new. Amethyst is getting an arc soon enough and /sug/ will re-rate her best gem.

>>78837258
you seem triggered

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>>78836835

>le amycopter face

>>78837073
what the heck is she sucking

>>78837129
I'm holding out for the Adventure Time rumours...

>>78837258
>smoking weed
>ever
Fuck off, stoner scum.

>>78837218
EDGY AS FUCK ANON

THE GEMS ARE ALL FILTHY AYY LMAOS

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>>78837063

>>78837279
>Lapis
Forgot about someone didn't you?

>>78837263
A/B/O is fucking weird. They put so much thought into it and never seem to consider that it makes absolutely no sense.

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>>78837172
Always, anon

>>78837239
Soft and jiggly, or firm and tight?

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Black Pearl when?

>>78837258
>le generation
>smoke weed
>>/trash/

>>78837202
>>78837151
Thanks I just started drawing. On paper so I'm not that good any tips from artist

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>>78837279
>Amethyst getting an arc
Oh god please fucking no more we I don't want anymore

>>78836956
Time. And some talk with Steven and Garnet. But thanks to Lapis, i'm not sure if Jasper will ever trust anyone for fusion.


She's strong enough to fight so she doesn't need fusion, unless HW brings fusions of same gems.

GREAT NEPTUNE IN HEAVEN
I NEED A SIGN

I NEEDS TO SEE MORE LEAKED LAPIS

What flavor of Dorito is Peridot?

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>>78837239

>>78836980
>Giant woman

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>>78837198

>>78837233
>Epilogue has Pearl leading a new training program
>Casually encouraging a frustrated Yellow Pearl, to try parrying again

>>78837323
FIRM AND TIGHT!!!11

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>>78837342
Wakkamole, of course.

>Steven Bomb happens
>the last episode totally has to be awesome
>it's fucking nothing
God dammit. If I have to wait until Spring or Summer for more I will fight Steven Universe himself.

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Why is the earth full of clods?

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>>78837239

>>78837216
No, because she didn't eat

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>>78837304
>>78837327

>>78837339
Garnet should fuse with her to show her what a fusion made of love feels like

>>78837370
who wound't know that!?

>>78837258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmylxQ0ma4

>>78837000
Link redemption arc when?

>>78837380
Better kill yourself :^}

>>78837000
>Trips wazted on this
Rose didn't die for this

>>78837323
Soft and jiggly,my man

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>>78837242
Because sometimes threads are worth it.
And then you remember those threads and wish for them to happen again.

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Why is the canadian flag green?

>>78837262

i think it's only possible through putting the gem in lava? so a face first dive into the burning room's lava pit would end her

>>78837370
Fuck you anon I read that in his voice

>>78837382
You realize our planet's name basically means clod.

>>78837172
Peri.

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>>78837129
>eene:Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst
>Ralf:Ronald
>Kevin:Lars
>Johnny/plank:Peedee/Frybo(doll)
>Skankers:Lapis,Jasper, Peridot
>Eddys Brother:YD/Cluster/Shitty Rose
>Naz: Steven

Posting decoded fast-forward segment

http://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/136942060477/notes-about-the-audio-from-log-date-long-post

>>78837317
I'm sure there's something about the way it divorces characters from being responsible for their sexuality that can be taken as indicative of a somewhat common set of sexual hang-ups in the girls of today's society

>>78837413
DUDE, WEED

>>78837329
Try using construction lines, draw with your arm and not just your wrist. Aim for smooth confident linework.

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>>78837413
I thought they messed up this flag.

>>78837430
woah , it make sense now!

>>78837279
I cannot wait for those episodes. It's about goddamn time they give her some meaningful screen time.

>>78837388
Butt needs to be more detailed.

>>78837342
MEME FLAVOR

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Human Pearl>Blue Pearl>Yellow Pearl>Blue Pearl

>>78837413
Their Earth is different than ours

(and some people say that the green will be peri+lapis fusion)

Okay, this is a dumb idea but I can't get it out of my head.

I really want an AMV of True Survivor that's cut to make SU look like a straight-up cheesy action show focussed on the CGs, like a fake trailer or something.

>>78837413
Look up the Berenstain theory, sheep. You'd be in the know if you read my blog

>>78837370
Bleetzballll...

>>78837471
>two Blue Pearls

>>78837129
SU/Prototype. Everything Alex Mercer does is exactly what I would expect from a human made gem hybrid. Clearly humans know about the gems. I greatly expect governments to have been frantically scrambling for countermeasures to gem Monsters and the gems themselves.

So they would make a human gem hybrid of their own. This gem is adaptive and mimics/steals/borrows other Gem weapons since it only enhances the base physiology of the human its been embedded in.

It would be nice for someone to do something with that series after prototype 2 fucked up everything.

>>78836914
She has pink shades on!

>>78837154
True, but the paper I was using is really shitty :'(

>>78837181
thanks, friendarino

>>78837317
It's too weird for examination, just fap and don't question it

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>>78837471
ay

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>>78837239
>steven's face when

>>78837437
Thanks m8 next time I draw I'll try it

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>>78837342

>>78837417

Garnet can swim in lava, so that's not a surefire method.

>>78837391
Jasper got it worse and Peridot didn't even experience fusion and she almost shat her pants when Garnet offered her to fuse and when they were about to.

I don't think Jasper will accept fusion again. Unless the show surprises me.

>>78837470
Vaginal Juice?

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>after the diamonds are defeated, some Pearls find themselves on hard times.

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Why do people give gem dicks?

>>78837470
Why

>>78837264
>The way Iook at it, that makes me the pearlest Pearl. And by extension, that makes you guys the gemmest gems.

>>78837545
why not?

>>78837388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQM2QdWkjQI

>>78837408
Rose died for nothing. She died to give birth to an outrageously annoying sack of living fat. She died to protect a planet full of stupid screeching monkeys who kill each other over what metaphysical concepts they like best. She died to save one of the shittiest, annoying, disgusting, hate-filled piece of shit planets to ever exist in any reality.

Rose's sacrifice was pointless, stupid, and most of all flat out WRONG. Fuck the Gems and their agenda, fuck whatever mamby pamby ideals Rose pulled out of her fat ass, Earth deserves to die.

>>78837545
Because gems can give themselves dicks?

>>78837530
Saline solution.

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>>78837509
Oh he knows
Kids hinted multi times hes read that alien mag in his dads van

>>78837545
I don't see why not

>>78837481
Is that a fact? Well I want Same Hyde to make out with Amethyst while Pearls reads the Good Will Hunting screenplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltF-6ldrqJs

>>78837545
>why do people give girls dicks?

>>78837545
Because let me honest gems with dicks is pretty hot and gems can give themselves dicks

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>>78837526
Why did that episode literally have to be a tease.
I wanted something to go off with.
But i guess i'll have to settle for Opal and her bullshit.

>>78837171
Well Steven and the Gems are the ones doing all the redeeming, so they probably ok for screentime.

The humans that aren't named Connie or Greg. I fear they might be not so lucky.

>>78837570
Calm down there YD.

>>78837506
That's what's so weird about it, though. I get "oh no he has a dick/oh no men can get pregnant" but it's something that works best when it's not really explained heavily, because it just gets distracting. Laying down a ton of mechanics and crap just gives the sensation that someone thought way too hard about it.

>>78837486
g2bed roni

>>78837545
Everything needs dicks.

>>78837545
Because if you like dick, on a guy or a woman, you are 100% gay.

>>78837562
Can someone make this with homer replaced with Steven?

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Will Steven ever bulk up?

>>78837545
The only gems people give dicks to are garnet and Jasper if they have good taste

>>78837076
That's really well synced, anon.
If it weren't 3 am here, I'd do the gems' parts.

What vidya do the gems play?

>>78837570
This you, anon?

>>78837471
>Blue Pearl>Yellow Pearl>Blue Pearl
>BP>BP
agreed, you have excellent taste

>>78837613
no

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Literally Peridot

>>78837570
Rose just killed herself because she knew that the timer of Homeworld's disinterest in Earth had run down and she just didn't want to be around to blame when shit goes down.

The gems who died in the war died to give Earthlings 5,000 more years to live. Rose hid behind a fat baby to shirk responsibility.

>>78837613
He'll be Bara once he reaches an inner conflict that results in stronger resolve

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>>78837545
Are you saying you wish to engage in combat-coitus?

>>78837129
Sucrose probably jerks it to the thought of an Invader Zim crossover every night.

>>78837613
Steven's Birthday confirmed he'll stay a hairy manlet.

>>78837520

isn't that mainly bc of ruby's heat resistance tho?

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>>78837496
>two Blue Pearls
Shit, the last one is just meant to be Pearl

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>Connie is barely 13
>Steven is 14

Wait a goddamn minute why does this matter?

Didn't the last Birthday episode imply age is meaningless to Steven since he's half gem? Steven is practically immortal.

He can be as old or as young as he wants to be...forever. Which means he can watch his father and his eventually girlfriend die before he ever does

This is why Steven needs to ditch his human attachments he's only human in appearance he's more Gem then human

>>78837627
I've fapped to too much Futa Amethyst to agree with that.

>>78837545
Because futafags ruin everything

>>78837570
>
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

>>78837665
His mid 20ish look pretty hulking

>>78837073
Dunno if it is because I'm drunk or what but this was extremely funny

I require art of Ruby working out and exercising

>>78837570
*Sharpens katana with sharpener built into fedora

>>78837122
Hell no. She wants that planet dead. Not because of any efficiency, purely for her hatred of Earth (probably caused by rose's actions)

She's not going to get all chummy with Steven. At most, by the end of the series, I could see her begrudgingly agree to some kind of truce after Steven gets White and/or Blue on his side.

Also, Jasper shouldn't get redeemed either. She should be the one to stick to her guns and not give in to the CG insanity. Lapis is already a gigantic stretch if she ends up going full CG.

>>78837683
He will fuse with connie permanently so they will live forever, its pretty obvious.

>>78837545
general disinterest in lesbian sex, sometimes masked under a veneer of sexual deviancy or progressiveness.

>>78837683
The show will end before Steve turns 15.
Rest is fanshit.

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Is Jasper a maneater?

>>78837294
fence

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>>78837683
I want Peridot to struggle with the concept of human death, and burst into tears when she thinks Steven has a time limit

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Who is Steven's Ribaru?

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>>78837683
>Wait a goddamn minute why does this matter?
dude, it was just a celebration of his birthday

also, he's clearly special needs child.
>interspecies
>not even once

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>>78837570

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Best Fusion

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>>78837382
Did someone say loli?

>>78837727
why

>>78837726
in the literal sense probably

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Remember corrupt Pearl?

Whatever happened with that

>>78837733
>Deviantart
Pottery

>>78837683
Rose's fountain and steven's spit can heal the degenerative effects of old age so it's fine.

>>78836815
Is Pearl Classic defective because she has her gem on her head while the others have them on their chests or is it some other reason

>>78837683
He can age up with Connie in the meantime.

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>>78837683
>Steven's Birthday is literally the opposite of a birthday
>It's not to signify his birth
>It's to signify the day Rose gave up her existence for him

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Is it wrong to waifu the small fat one?

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>>78837613

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Would you cum inside BD?

>>78837754
because

>>78837711
Lapis could easily go CG. Homeworld is likely the one who imprisoned her in the first place. And when she returned to Homeworld, they put her behind destabilization field and hauled her back to Earth for their own purposes. At this point she hates Homeworld far more than she hates the Crystal Gems. She doesn't really believe in humans or anything, but she'll do it for Steven. And for herself.

>>78837709
I, for one, approve of this new direction the 007 franchise is taking Oddjob

>>78837760
wut?

>>78837749
Which Jo jo character is this

>>78837683
Steven can, and is, aging. And he's doing it for Connie.

>>78837760
Cool, any more where that came from?

so are all gems other than steven female in form? also why when steven fuses with connie he becomes a girl? could it go whatever way he wants? or is he a girl at heart.? so confusing. i mean he's a little boy with a fat lady trapped inside him? good show i guess.

>>78837799
That's clearly Hermes

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>>78837765
who knows

What would you say to the Gems?

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>>78837760
she took up bar fights and smoking packs a day

>>78837294
there's a gif of a giraffe sucking a fence pole, I dont have it on hand right now though

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So what's gonna happen to those forced fusions?

>>78837793
Kek, shweet reference

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>>78837734
I... I don't think I can handle our little autistic best gem going through that

>>78837799
Pizza Steve + Pearl obviously

>>78837780
You are only allowed to waifu Peridot now. All other waifus are banned

>>78837760
Haven't dealt with corruption in a while.

Waiting for one of the major characters to go corrupt before they explain how it works.

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>>78837751
Post more my man

>>78837830
Gimme some gem magic, I wanna be rich.

>>78837786
Inside, outside, EVERYSIDE!!!

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>>78837780
this bomb was so good I keep on wondering if having human episodes are worth it

>>78837545
because lesbians
they like women but still crave what a MAN has

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>>78837773
That concept is probably alien to Gems, so really on Greg would actually feel something from this. And he seems to be taking it pretty well

>>78837683
>Ditch his human attachments
Literally he was created to fight for the Earth, why would he ever give it up?

>>78837831
Yeah, Bad Pearl did get pretty popular.

>>78837786
I'd honestly be scared to. Forget the turkey baster; I don't see you meaningfully impregnating her without a water cannon.

>>78837822
That reminds me I stopped reading part 6 over a year ago and still haven't picked it back up

>>78837613
He'll end up looking like a buff young Greg, with curly hair and Greg's old black shirt.

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>>78837780
at least have better taste in small fat ones

>>78837844
Who cares! Wouldn't you rather have more episodes about Peridot, your new favorite character?!?!

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>>78837862
This works.

Remember the hype for pic?

Better to wait then build up everything.

>>78837786
>>78837888
Anon just go dungeon crawling inside BD vagina unit you find the gold her womb

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Can Steven beat Superman? DC crossover when?

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>>78837863
what about just small?
bwamp bwamp

>>78837413
She show was so old the video got ruined

>>78837893
may as well finish it and Steel Ball run in time for Eyes of Heaven

>>78837898
I want to smash her deep till either my hips shatters or hers or till tuckered out.

but bone vs rock, mine will shatter probably. which is cool i guess.

>>78837905
I remember when people were hyping up Reformed to be about a corrupted Pearl

>>78837648
glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of karkat

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>>78837752
>Defanged/Stepfordized Jasper

>>78837925
Nice tits.

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>>78837734
>"Peridot, don't worry it's not gonna happen for like.."
>"NO!!"
>"Wh-wha?"
>"YOU'RE MY STEVEN! I CAN FIX IT!"