Hulk #002 Storytime

>>78728899
Why are all current character designs so bland? They all look like generic vidya characters.

>>78728899

From the thumbnail I thought Harley Quinn crossed over into Marvel and took out the Hulk.

>>78728923
>Seknarf Nine
>Frankes Nine
Dimension where a council of Punishers rules?

>>78728923
I'm way outta the loop, what's up with Bruce?

>>78728977
Imagine the world ruled by 9 Franks.
All of them brought there by their god, Steve Dillon.

>>78729015
Absorbed some bad radiation has Hulk cancer...maybe

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Im on an ipad here so have patience

>>78729059
okay, how'd Cho de-abomination?

>>78729015
We don't know. Last we saw, he was absorbing some radiation and it was doing bad things.
We're literally on the second issue, and we don't get complete stories in single issues anymore, so just wait for a while.

>>78729095
He wasn't. Kid Abomination was just some unrelated asian.

>>78729095
When did he abomination? Unless you mean Teen abomination who was Happy's half Asian illegitimate son.

>>78729092
I have Miles becomes a series regular, something I never thought I'd ever say.

>>78729158
Well yeah, Cho actually makes him funny, and that's half of a good Spider-Man's job.

>>78729158
Nah. Every damn spider-related character ever will cycle through this and do precisely nothing.

>>78729158
They say he is.
>>78729194
Pak.

>>78729206
which spiderman is that and why is he wearing a latex suit?

>>78729125
>>78729154
Ahh, I got confused...and apparently racist.

>>78729240
Miles Morales. The black teenage one.

>>78729236
Right, my bad, everyone keeps mentioning Cho when talking about this. That said, I do like how Cho basically has him hiding or looking confused in most of his scenes.

>no She-Hulk and Miles /ss/ ever

>>78728964
haha. same.

>>78729274
>no She-Hulk x Kamala /ll/ ever

>>78729283
Y'know OP, if you're:
>posting from your phone
>don't have the CBR
>only have access to shitty quality scans from a site that plasters a watermark on every page
>unable to post pages sooner than 5 minutes at a time
Then maybe you should let someone else do the storytime, yeah?

>>78729301
I hope Marvel reads /co/ and realizes that a "She-Hulk Fucks the Marvel Universe" series would be a bestseller.

>>78729343
do it then you whiny cunt. if not stop whining and let him post

>>78729406
>do it then you whiny cunt
OK, I will, but it'd be rude to start a second storytime without the OP of this ones OK, so we don't just have two storytimes on the board splitting the conversation.

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>>78729406
Challenge accepted.

>>78729398
A virus is ravaging the universe. However Jens irradiated DNA mixed with decades of unprotected sex has lead to the Galaxys first sexually transmitted antidote. Now She-Hulk must save the universe.

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>>78729559
Let's bring back the MAX line for it.

>>78728899
>hulk's a chink
>cap america a nigger
>thor's a bimbo
>wolverine's a bitch
>mr marvel's a muslim cunt

what the fuck is going on?

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>>78729581
Go away

>>78729581
If this book turns into a Hulk powerwank I'll be the happiest man alive and this book will be one of the best of last decade

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This is my show

>>78729604
Marvel realized they've been stagnant for years meanwhile DC has a shit ton of diverse and legacy heroes.

They are trying to play catch up.

>>78729604
Well, to be fair....the originals were fucking boring as fuck.

>>78728899
>shitty resolution
>viewcomic shilling
>messing up the subject for archive searching
Haha, no thanks. If you can't do a proper storytime then leave it to someone that can. Cho's art deserves better than this.

>>78729660
Anon, you're talking about what has the potential to be a sex comedy. You can't use the word "wank" without really sending mixed messages.

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>>78729713
>>78729343
All the butthurt here

>>78729737
Anon, it isn't butthurt. The gap between pages went up to almost ten minutes. No offense, but when doing a storytime, the STORY is what's important, not the storytimer. So someone else came in to start posting the pages faster. Then you picked up the pace, and they stopped.

>>78729660
>Pak
Of course it'll be powerwank shit. That's all his Hulk is most of the time and he created moronic things like Worldbreaker

...sure is sameface.

Can someone put Greg Pak on the Mile Morales solo ongoing?

>>78729811
Worldbreaker is breddy GOAT tbqh familia.

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>>78729797
Yeah, youre right of course. I'll try to be better from now on

>>78729811
I can't tell if that anon is talking about "Totally Awesome Hulk" or "She-Hulk fucks the Marvel Universe".

>>78729604
the correct slur is gook, Cho is korean

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The End. Thanks for sticking with me and my shitty storytiming

>>78729818
It's all about the bodies, anon, not the faces.

>>78729854
Miles can't believe this shit.

>>78729818
Where? Choose seems to be fighting it here. Maddy is asian. The Dr has a big old jewelry nose, which he hates apparently. Shula and Ms Monster are the only ones and Hulls are the only male face we've seen and they're different.

>>78729604
>>mr marvel's a muslim cunt
I'm sorry, Mr. Marvel? Is that a typo, or do you honestly think that Ms. Marvel wasn't always a woman? Also, putting that in context with the rest implies that anyone gave a shit about Carol or Karla. If anybody cared about Karla, it was usually her Thunderbolts stuff, or at worst her Dark Avengers.

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>>78729849
>hulg is so mad he mags bigr nd more strong gammer raddyation lvls and and and he coud blow up da earth wit a step
It's a super form for the Incredible Hulk where he could literally destroy the planet by existing. Unprecedented. World War Hulk is unprecedented too with being one of Hulk's few actual rampages but Worldbreaker is ridiculous

>>78729886
'sawright.
And I like the comic. I like that he just walks away to eat something, effectively ending the hostilities.

>>78729965
I think Karla could become an influence on Kamala. She's kinda fun if played right.

>>78730039
If modern writers read older comics, they could even have Karla tone back the sociopathic evil and not cruelly manipulate Kamala because she reminds her of Jolt.

So if Cho is cool with Miles how long before he hangs out with the rest of the teen legacy crew?

>>78730141
Cho is too cool for them.

>>78730138
That's an idea one could float by Geedubdub.

Where is the Ultimates storytime?

Best Hulk!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMuDtfxAIKk

>>78729854
Miles is so done with this shit.

>>78729886
Thanks OP. This is a decent comic.

>>78729274
She's already got him wearing latex man!

>>78729775
Why is this chick so cool?

>>78731129
She's a hot fit chick who loves giant monsters.

>>78731211
>chick who loves giant monsters.
yeah, but that's not really anything different from any other chick

>>78729854
I fucking love Fing Fang Foom.

>>78731287
this one has a cool mace thing and is stronk

Cho is really phoning it in on the backgrounds

>>78729635

>Reed is gone
>Everything goes to shit

Let there be no debate on who the smartest in the MU is.

>>78729710

Miles only eats old hamburgers he keeps tucked in his suit

>>78729775
>>78729783

Man this art is great

>>78729854

>That face

Nevermind

Stop being a bunch of entitled wanks.

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>>78731652
fuck yourself

>>78729754
She a cute tho

GUYS if anyone has a download folder for the full issue in HD, please please please post a link to it.
PLEASE!

>>78729775
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Marvelmon to understand
The power that's inside

>>78732307
just go to the win o thread for a download

>>78732701
She's an intergalactic godzilla-tier monster trainer. I love it.

>>78729671
Yet non of those diverse and legacy heroes sell worth crap

>>78729849
He's a whiny bitch with a hate boner for Pak. Don't reply to him.

>>78729754
Is that a trace from a Jawa sandcrawler? I think it is

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>>78729811
oh. I see.
PIty then, I was actually enjoyig this book.

Can you post the last two pages of the previous issue?
I need to save me some Lady Hellbender, the new best girl.

>>78729854
FING FANG FOOM
>has no genitals

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>>78729206
I don't think I'm ever going to get used to both Peter and Miles having the same nick names. With Miguel it made sense since he kept on telling everyone he was the real (PP) spider-man just wearing a different costume.

>>78733059
sandcrawlers are thinner

>>78733081
Don't let someone else's opinions alter your enjoyment of things.

>>78729671
*had a shit-ton of diverse and legacy heroes
Now we're back to Hal, Barry, Barbara, De-aged Alan and Jay, JSA gone and it's history of female leadership...

Dc is playing catch-up with itself

>>78733289
I don't like powerwank. Especially not hulk powerwank.
I was reading this because it's not bruce banner.
>>78733250
It's not the same nickname. One is Spiderman and one is Spider-man.

>>78732827
What is up with you Marvel shills and constantly bringing up sales? No one gives a shit about sales.

All sales mean are you tricked the retard entry level masses into buying floppies.

>Can't even take one rampaging hulk
Step your game up Lady hellbender.

Thanks for the storytime.

The redhead does things to my ___penis__ I never expected.

>>78729849
It was pretty bad but hulk math is a thousand times worse than the worldbreaker.

>>78733412
I was referring to Spidey, webhead etc, I don't know why it's bugging me.

>>78729092
How do you storytime through an iPad?
Just curious because I'm sometimes restricted to my IPhone.

>>78729604
Except the only bullshit involved to getting there was Thor, the rest followed logical character conclusions.

>>78728899

Bless you anon

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>>78729775
I usually find Cho's inking a bit too static, but he's been really good on this issue.
Whose colouring this? Seems to be meshing really well with Cho's style.
>Sonia Oback
She's a qt3.14 too (left)

>>78729783

Is it Fing Fang Foom?

>>78729854


WE NEXTWAVE NOW

>>78728923
Now why is Miles Morales hanging out with She-Hulk in New Zealand of all places?

>>78729710

Maddy's got the super "I can see magic numbers" brain too?

>>78735580
He's on loan from Different Avengers.
>>78735731
Apparently it's a family trait now.
I'm still curious as to where the fuck she was.
I'm guessing Athena put her on ice but then who knows.

>>78728923
>Cupertino 71
What does it mean?

>Lady Hellbender
>She Hulk

>Amadeus Cho
>Miles Morales

The opportunity for muscle woman /ss/ was at an all time high here and yet there was none. Marvel drops the ball again.

GOD DAMN IT OP, why, WHY didn't you do this in full HD, I need to crop all of the shots of Lady Hellbender, FUCK YOU, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKER.

>>78728977
Frankenstein you twit

>>78729197
>The inevitable Spider-Gwen issues

>>78729713
comic art isn't so microscopically detailed that every image needs to be 4000x8000 bloated chunks that take ags to load

I'm hoping Miles and She-Hulk are here to stay. I'm loving them here

>>78735863
It'll come. It's only the second issue.

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>>78733042
Hateboner is a pretty extreme phrasing. With boner, passion is implicit, when that is not the case. It's just a simple acknowledgment that Pak's Hulk book is very poor post-Planet Hulk that made it basically a team book and frequently had power level shit with the Worldbreaker

The Totally Awesome Hulk 002 (2016) (webrip) (GG-DCP)
http://www56.zippyshare.com/v/3IB5nr7X/file.html

The Totally Awesome Hulk 002 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Midas)
http://www113.zippyshare.com/v/iTqjIs3J/file.html

>>78728964
Me too, I thought she was in a She-Hulk comic or something.

>>78741166
Do these links require cbr reader or someshit or is it just a folder with jpg images?

>viewcomic

Wow OP you really fucked up the simple job of storytiming now didn't you

Also I'm nit really enjoying the book but I'll probably keep reading if it's posted each month

Do you think Amadeus has put his sister to the test?

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>you will never be manhandled by one of cho's musclewomen
why live?

>>78741842
.cbr files themselves are just .rar files renamed and you can extract the images yourself

>>78741842
I dunno why that faggot is posting links outside the win-o thread.

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>>78743127
So I can get myself in shape and put myself in a position to get manhandled by someone who resembles Cho's muscle women.

>>78731534
Reed and Pym are gone, this is the damn JV super science team

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>>78743349
better get to squatting i guess

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>>78743475
I'm trying, even if I didn't want a fit girl I want a juicy booty. Just not being a fatass ain't gonna cut it.

>>78741101
I've noticed you tend to appear in threads concerning the Hulk. Does PHG stand for Planet Hulk Guy?

>>78744372
Pak Hating Guy, more like

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>>78744372
>>78744438
Hulk is the bestest one there is
It's very slightly distressing that his worst stories get pushed as 'the only good Hulk' by people who likely haven't read anything but Pak or PAD and when their takes on the character have colored all his appearances in the 21st century as basically just super saiyan Banner where the only difference is articulation or some feat junkie

You could say not muh Hulk or that I hate Pak, but it's nothing so involved. Just a bit sad

These people need to draw a Power Girl book.

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>>78745358
Damn Marvel Contract.

>>78745084
Didn't answer my question.

>>78745358
power girl doesn't deserve good books

>>78743627
>I'll wait till New Year's. Then I'll change.
If you were serious about losing weight, you would have started already.

>>78745814
You can think whatever you want of the letters bucko

>>78745904
But I already did, months ago.

>>78746042
Pretty Huffy Gay

>>78746165
Post progress pics, queer

>>78729708
nah. Cap is good, and also thor.

>>78730141
People have been throwing around the idea that they might do a New Fantastic Four book with Chulk, Robbie, Miles and Laura. Afterall, they said before SW that there would be an FF book after SW and that Robbie would be in a post-SW book that they're "not ready to announce yet."

>>78749892
That sounds like a fun team to be honest

>>78729581
>Dr. Rappaccini
Doesn't she work for AIM or somebody?

>>78751938
Yeah but AIM now works for Sunspot. Plus she was probably turned good by the gamma rays from Hulk's dick or some shit.

>>78749892
why laura and not someone with stretchy powers?

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>>78752068

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>>78752068
>>78752068

>>78729783
lady hellbender makes me all kind of boner

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>>78752247
She's meant to.

>>78729670
Caling that fucking kid Spiderman, FUCK MILES!
Theres only one true Siperman.
Peter....and Otto...

>>78755567

Grow up, loser.

>>78729886

book is ok but I hate this new "teenage nerd attitude" Hulk has now. I hope it doesn't last long.

Why is Marvel so shit anymore?

>>78729206
>I know that look
its the butt fuck right in the pussy look of course she-hulk would know it

>>78755762
At least they have Vision.

One book out of dozens is pretty bad though.

>>78729653
>>78729670
Why is everyone rushing to protect the antagonist after she's taken one blow? Is she a badass or fragile?

>>78755819
I think the point is more calming down Cho than saving Hellbender.
Stop him before he goes into full rampage mode, however kicking him in the back of the head seems really stupid.

>>78755819
Maybe she isn't that strong. she clocked Jen in the head with her mace and Jen seems completely fine. She is probably not Hulk fighting teir. She could probably get away with being street level.

Really enjoying this. What other stuff is worth reading from Pak/Cho? I'm new to their work.

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>>78729616
>Rappacini
Isn't her daughter supposedly Bruce's? Are we gonna see Camilla?

>>78756148
Who the fuck wants to see the Hulk holding back?

>>78757138
Better question, isn't Doctor Rappacini a part of like A.I.M.? Like, rival Scientist Supreme to Sunspot?