What's his real name?

Dippy Fresh

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>>78614356

Megrez

http://invera.tumblr.com/post/136453596375/gf-theory-dippers-real-name

i think its somthing boring like Dillon

Dipshit

Dippers Cheeks

>>78614441
Well, with that Bill AMA, he did say Dipper's name is embarrassing.

Amanda Hugginkiss

>>78614356
Lil Dip

Mabel 2

Morty

>>78614526
It could be Lamb or something like that, since he did the lamby dance, maybe it had a deeper meaning. Or maybe Dipper and Mabel's parents didn't realize before they were born that they were fraternal twins and he has a girl's name, like Mary or something that fits with Mabel. OR maybe his real name is Alex Hirsch Pines, that's pretty embarrassing name.

Something like Thelonious

Guilloteen Gorilla

Stanton

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Something that rhymes with Cain.

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>>78615334
BANE?

>yfw it's Stan

Sable

>>78614356
Sandy, short for Alexander

Wayne.

>>78616159
You sneeze like a Kitten.
Lazy Susan has a Cat named Sandy

Something adorable

>>78615537
its not Stan

>>78614356
He goes after Mabel on School picture day, so it has to come after Mabel Alphabetically

Pinetree

>>78616193
Wayne Wayne, Come Back Wayne!

>>78614356
Alex?

>>78616832
What's your name?
Pinetree
Pinetree what?
Pinetree Pines?
What's your name then
Mabel?
Let me guess Mabel Mabels?
No Mabel Pines

>>78616861
it has to come after Mabel alphabetically though
It could be a derivative of Alex like Xander

>>78614356
Alex isn't ever answering this question even thought it does have an answer.

Alternatively, he might have written it on the journal and we'll find out when its released

>>78616735
That's because it's Stanton.

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>>78614596
pretty much at this point

Mabel's brother

>>78614356
Dipper Pines

I haven't watched Gravity Falls since the Halloween episode, why would that not be his name?

dipper birch

>>78619406
Dipper is just a Nickname.

>>78618867
Morty is borderline retarded though. Unless that's the twist at the end of the series. Dipper has to sacrifice everything for Mabel, even his intelligence. So he becomes as dumb as they cum

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DIIIOOOOOOOO

>>78615334
>>78616792
McCain

>>78621821
no McBANE!!!!!!!

>>78614356
Ken

>>78614356
Dipshit.

His name is Schlimlonger

>>78616792
He goes after mable, because they have the same last name you absolute dingus.
Also they only took pictures together which doesnt mean jack shit, have you never had a picture day? You just line up with everyone else and they sort it alphabetically later.

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>>78615334
Tayne

>>78615178
>Alex Hirsch Pines, that's pretty embarrassing name
I really want Alex to read this.

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>>78616832

Please don't use that nickname, it triggers Dipper.

>>78615334
>Cain and Mabel

>>78629102
That only makes sense if he was evil and he isn't

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>>78622790
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, MCBAIN!

>>78615334
wayne

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>>78615334
Shane
Sane
Cane
Thane
Jane
Kaine
Feign
Eyne

>>78630148
Jane would be pretty embarrassing, probably the most likely guess so far.

>>78630148
Lane/Layne

Roderick.

It's where Trimbley got that from.

It's Maple you retards

>>78630909
>Mabel and Maple

Huh. Sounds so adorable that it's plausible

>>78614356

Alex