Why doesn't Batman just chop off Joker's limbs?

because then he'll just go crazy and start chopping off everyone's limbs

>>78557724
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Batman
Oh, Batman just flew into this town
And he’s choppin’ up all the Bad Guy's meat

He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’
He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’
He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, whacks, choppin’ that meat

He would never hurt his husbando.

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>>78557780
This is now a Fallout thread

>>78557248
Because he doesn't want him to become a cyborg.

>>78557248
He doesn't have to be that extreme. If he just broke the Joker's arms and legs every time he broke out the dude would eventually be too gimped up to murder a fucking ham sandwich.

>>78557248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfH3bDPNGHw
problem solved

>>78558568
Then how would the Joker hold him tightly and give him handjobs?

>>78558568
Lazarus Pits cure all.

With all the science and magic that's available in the that setting, and how wealthy and brilliant Batman is, there's just no real excuse for not handling Joker in some other way than forcing him into Arkham Asylum.

The only excuse that works in-universe is that Batman is insane and obsessed with having AA cure Joker.

>>78557724
>this guy killed 1,000
ok i will kill this guy
>but why don't you ill that other guy with a body count of 760??
ok, that guy too, but this is the last time!
>but m8, 2face just fucked up and killed over 500!...


Why is so hard for people to understand that the whole joker argument is retarded, fucking OBAMA has killed more innocents than the joker.

>>78558886
How would Joker even make it to a Lazarus Pit if he can't walk and he can't hold any weapons? How would he even find one?

>>78559590
>baby's first political satire

You thought no one would call you out about saying something nonsensical and unimaginative about the US President? Nope, no freebies on /co/.

Keep trying, maybe one day you'll find a sense of humor that doesn't suck.

>>78560308
Harley Quinn, like every other fucking time old smiler has needed a plot contrivance to get himself unfucked