Obligatory Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

>I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time

>>78503584
That's right mr Peabody shut up you

BAD COPS
BAD COPS

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There's very little meat in these gym mats.

AURORA BOREALIS
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN

arr, THIS CHAIR BE HIGH says I

NO NOT A QUARTER

HE'LL BE DANCING FOR HOURS

>>78503292
MONEY GETS YOU ONE MORE ROUND!
DRINK IT DOWN!
YOU STUPID CLOWN!
MONEY GETS YOU ONE MORE ROUND!
THEN YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR ASS!

>>78504503
AH! MY BACK!

Call 1-800-DOCTORB
the B is for bargain!

stupid sexy flanders

I'm so smart
much smarter than you
Hibberrrrt!

Marge! She's gonna narc on our stash!

>If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.

H PUT IT IN H

>>78505450

>"STOP THE PRESSES!"
>"START THE PRESSES!"
>"That takes four hours"
>"Whatever I'll be at Moe's"

>>78505495
>she'll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene
>what country is this from?
>...eeeet no longer exists, but take her for a test drive and you'll agree
>"zagravebnyen zlotik diev"

>>78505667
PUT IT IN "H"!

>Go faster Neddy!
>I can't! IT'S A GEO!

>>78505919
So I says to Mabel I says

You will be educated, resistance is futile.

>>78504028
Yes

>>78508442
Can I see it?

>>78508459
...No.

>>78503292
STOP! STOP! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!

>LISA NEEDS BRACES

>D'oh

"Remove the Stone of Shame!"
"WOHOO!"
"Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

>>78503292
OHHHH NOO.... BETA

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"Your mother has a career now Lisa. She's a slot jockey."

Mental note: the girl knows too much.

>>78515166
>I call him Gamblor!

>>78518207
Garsh! It must be excitin' to live in the casino.

>>78505667
Why is Mr. Plow the best Simpsons episode?

if only the sugar were as sweet as you

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>Awwww... nothing gets chocolate out, see?

>Stupider like a fox!

>>78503584
I do not get this one.