I like trains.

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I don't know what to say to this.
You have made me sad by reminding me of this.

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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For the love of God, Montresor!

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>part 2 coming soon
>here's percy

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>>78495452
>ah nice here's that cranky crank.

>>78493362
WAKE ME UP

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU

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What's funny is that it's not sexual or anything in the slightest, it's just so messed up that I guess it got reported for triggering people.

>>78496264
Ok I'm starting to watch it now.

Fuck off with this mediocre creepypasta bullshit. It wasn't scary two months ago, and it isn't scary now.

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>>78496303
It's pretty long, but believe me, it's worth it.

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>>78495463
>BLOODY LIVID

>>78496264
>Alternate link without having to sign in.
You don't need to sign in for embeded videos.

THE FAT BASTARD

>>78496310
>It wasn't scary two months ago, and it isn't scary now.
But you can be damn sure /co/ will run it into the ground. Big guy 4 u hothead??? huehuehuehuehue

>>78493362
[vomits profusely]

>>78493668
Dope "The Cask of Amontillado" reference bro, reference game on point.

>>78495452
>>78495463
Wait, for real?

How do you make a follow up to...that?

>>78496704
Poe is about as horrifying as this video Shed 17. It works.

>>78493668
>Indeed, Henry. For the love of God.

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>>78496316
Well

That was something. Jesus.

>>78496264
>36 minutes
Are you fucking crazy? Who would watch something that looks so shit for so long?

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>>78493668
>>78496704

>>78497161
SU's fanbase is almost there

>>78496264
Jesus Fucking Christ, that's some sick brilliance.

>>78496310
It's more unsettling than creepy, really

OI, GET THE FUCK OF MY PLATFORM!

Man I love Shed 17

>>78496310
It's a mockumentary. It was meant to be funny more than scary, and it succeeded pretty fucking well.

>>78496264

Skeletons can be spoopy sometimes.

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>>78496264
I just watched 36 minutes of...that. My only question is why was this made.

>>78500145
Because free time and access to the internet.

>>78500276
Most likely.

>>78493362
Big trains?
Little trains?
Fast trains?
Slow trains?
Smoking trains?
Even trains that can go through snow?

>>78500339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

>>78498451

Not that anon, but no it didn't. Holy shit I couldn't finish the whole thing it was so devoid of any merit. Not spooky, not unsettling, DEFINITELY not funny. Just garbage. Worthless garbage.

This video was so fucking cool. The effort put into the lore is fantastic. I never saw Thomas as a kid, but now I kind of want to.

>>78496264
Honestly didn't think it was going to be as good as it was. The finale drags on though.

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>>78500578
>Not that anon, but no it didn't. Holy shit I couldn't finish the whole thing it was so devoid of any merit. Not spooky, not unsettling, DEFINITELY not funny. Just garbage. Worthless garbage.

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>>78500578

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>>78493362

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W2Z-6BhFtY

>>78493362
Sodor :)

>>78496264
I still don't get how people think this is scary, I laughed my ass off the whole way through

>Sagmehlnacht, or the Night of Sawdust

why does this make me crack up so hard?

>>78498451
>It was meant to be funny more than scary
>it succeeded

No it fucking didn't.

>>78501637
If you hadn't seen it before Shed 17, I think you've had it retroactively ruined for you.

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>>78493362
Can someone please post the original video? I can't find it :'(

>>78503225
Nevermind, I didn't lurk hard enough. Ignore pls

>>78496264
That was pretty damn interesting.

>>78496264
So are they people or wooden figures? Why do trains bleed, but people leave behind sawdust?

>>78496589
>big guy 4 u hothead????

that's /tv/ retard

>>78504418
And how often does it get beat into the ground here, you fucking blockhead.

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>>78496316
>It's pretty long

>>78500388
>Car Enthusiast = Mechanically enriched wreckless driver
>Plane Enthusiast = Cynical Pilot
>Boat Enthusiast = Rich old guys with shitloads of money
>Train Enthusiast = Undoubted Autism

What is it about trains that just acts as a magnet to the tism? It's really not something normal people can get away with turning into a hobby.

>>78504433
by cross posters.

it's still a /tv/ meme you retard

the guy has more stuff then just the train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBhLPbjyI2M

>>78505019
For some reason, his intros are the scariest parts of the whole thing.

>>78502905
Over-reaction most likely. The video is unsettling to a degree in a manner, but it isn't that scary. Confusing and freaky, most certainly.

>>78505556
You seem to forget that /co/ is filled to the brim by over-sensitive tumblrinas.

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>dat Hodor cameo

>>78505594
>whaaaaa tumblr whaaaaaa

>>78505594
I thought he was talking about the Youtube Comments. But, I guess the same is, in all likelihoods, the same for them as well.

>>78505643
Yeah, a Thomas the Tank Engine horror/comedy mockumentary thread is the last place I'd expext tumblr boogeyman bitching. People seem to forget that people on 4chan have been overreacting to dumb shit for as long as the site's been up. Look at almost every thread where there's like 300 replies to someone saying something stupid. The video was pretty fun, I liked it.

I half expected Thomas to be cannibalizing the other trains for parts.

>>78505019
The ride never ends.

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>interested in trains as a hobby
>tfw people think I just like trains as a meme

Fuck shit balls.

>>78504613
They're drawn in by models and toys and shit.

>>78505791
>like trains and everyone thinks you're some aspie
>can't like mechanical shit without people associating you with the morons who jump out in front of trains

>>78500578
It's 10/10 cringe humor.

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>>78493362

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>>78493362
Reminder that the Island of Sodor has over 500 years of deep lore.

>>78504613
Autistics have this thing about keeping to set schedules and set tracks. That might be part of it.

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>>78500578

Do the little baby want's to cry some more?

>>78506053
I can tell you honestly that as an average dude, I did not associate you with someone who jumps out in front of trains because I did not have any idea that was even a thing.

I did however assume that you had Train Simulator 2015 and all 4000 dollars worth of DLC as well as Thomas the Tank Engine paraphernalia plastered over every inch of your bedroom.

>>78503225

>That pic

FUCK YOU, ANON. FUCK YOU

>>78506948
Man I just thought the train sets were fun to build. Now that I've grown up I feel so fucking guilty because my mom spent so much money on train track sets. I guess I can't be that autistic.

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>>78507051

>>78507084

That is actually pretty cute

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Are there cuter spiders than peacock jumping spiders?

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>>78507192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g
No.

>>78507172
What did I just watch?

>>78507272
A male spider flirting with a female spider

>>78507272
Most spiders are territorial, you watched an aggressive display against an intruder.

>>78507172
*muffled La Cucaracha in the distance*

>>78507272
A spider puppet show. Unfortunately they don't have the ability to fashion little socks to put on their spider hands so they have to use their imaginations.

>>78506948
I must be an outlier then because I love nothing more than to loaf around and not do shit and I'm constantly doing things in the spur of the moment.

>>78507269
Whatever happened to the Safety Dance one?

>>78507172
someone should stick dramatic music on it so that he's conducting an orchestra

I just watched it
I'm actually so autistic that I wasn't scared because of the details
Bones cant move without muscles, so Thomas's bony arms flailing had no reason to be moving
Plus the suicide scene with all the wood dust ruined the entire thing because the trains bled when the people just sawdusted everywhere
Fuck this shit

>>78507762
I'm glad you called yourself out on being too autistic to enjoy this because now I don't have to.

>>78507346
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>>78507424
Hmm. Well these are all very different but plausible answers. I guess I'll just go ahead and believe the last one since it's the most entertaining.

>>78507800
Too many plot holes and stuff that doesn't add up ruined the story.
Here come the >muh suspension of disbelief-fags

>>78507968
For example, are we supposed to believe that trains can talk? How preposterous!

>>78507968
For instance?

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How the fuck would this have been useful at all?
I get its an experiment but how do you get to the conclusion of "Yes, we need to bio-enhance this person with wheels on their shoulders and hips"

That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not frightened, and I'm not amused, I'm just baffled as to why this was made, and disappointed that it exists.

>>78508012
Like i said in my other post,
>Bones cant move without muscles, so Thomas's bony arms flailing had no reason to be moving
>trains bled, people blew up into sawdust
Plus,
>putting guts around a plane rotor
The people who made these creations WERE scientists, they'd obviously say an idea like this is retarded

>>78493668
>DELETE THIS
>...hello?

>>78508050
>putting guts around a plane rotor
>The people who made these creations WERE scientists, they'd obviously say an idea like this is retarded
The whole point is that the process was completely random, they had no idea what they were doing. They spend a fair bit of time talking about exactly that, how they didn't have any clue as to how much of the internals were organic and how much were mechanical. That's why so many of the experiments were disasters.

Also you're thinking too much about a mock parody of a preschooler's show.

>>78508142
Actually I think the whole point of this is that the creator thought it would be funny.

>>78508142
Not to mention the fact that they might not have even been able to make Harold like that in the first place without making him like that, he might not have survived the biofusion.

>>78508142
I guess you're right, but I'm just stating why I didn't find it spooky.
Half people are freaking out like this is the biggest horror video of the decade, the other half find it funny, people in the middle are just shitposting.

the line that really got me was
>but in the end, we came to see him as just 'really useful'
that was a great line

>>78508205
I just think it's really earnest, and the fact that there's a lot of effort and, oddly enough, heart put into this that I felt it was worth rewatching. It balanced the body horror and comedy decently enough, it was fun. I know fun is a buzzword around these parts, but fuck it, I enjoyed it.

>>78508205
It's not meant to be shit your pants scary, nobody responding with terror reaction images is actually clutching their knees to their chests and shivering and whimpering softly into the darkness. It's just a joke with vaguely creepy undertones, because the joke is taking an autistic toddler's preschool edutainment program and turning it into a bodyhorror exploration of mixing someones nerves and organs and skeleton with machinery that can be turned on and heated up and boiled and spun around at a whim.