Come on anon, just take some. Drugs are cool. Even Cap is doing

>>78474636
Why is Oscar Isaac trying to deal drugs on /co/?

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>>78474636
>peddling this trash on the streets and trying to compare yourself to Captain America

Got any weed?

>>78474636
got any acid? speed gets caught up in my adhd and just makes me feel kinda tingly for a few hours.

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>>78474636
Not gonna take any of that pleb shit.

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Okay. But just this once.

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>>78474636

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>>78474636
Joey's in a jam! What should he do?!

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>>78474636
red. gimme a red.

I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!

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What /co/ characters are the biggest drug users?

I'm willing to bet that the Kankers were druggies. Living in a poor trailer park with three deadbeat dads? They gotta be filching booze, smoking weed, and huffing paint.

>>78474742
Kek

>>78474964
>What /co/ characters are the biggest drug users?
Why is /co/ filled with such autism?

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>>78474964

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>>78474683

He's method action Elan Sleazabaggano.

>>78474687
Captain America is far more reprehensible than the average pusher. Joe Weedbaggie never destroyed the Earth.

>>78474636
>free drugs
pffff

>>78474780
SMOKE DAT SHIT

>>78474636
Wait a second...
is this 616-drugs or ultimate drugs?

>>78474719
>Drinking any beer with some holier-than-thou label that tries to make them sound like hot shit

I bet you go around convincing people you're manly for drinking a 'real' beer.

>>78474683
>Implying he looks anything like my husbando.

>>78474964
Im still in shock that they were based on pedo abuse victims.

>>78474636
drugs are expensive no one would be giving them away for free, WHATS YOUR ANGLE?!

>>78474908
Who is this?

>>78475904
Nuke

>>78475879
The first time is free.
Then you get hooked and then they're expensive.

>>78475859
What

>>78475879
>drugs
>expensive
please when i can get a single tab of acid for $7

that being said the price of mushrooms in co springs is ridiculous
>$30 for a gram

>>78474636
You were the only good part of Mr. Robot.

>>78475859
nice tumblr meme.

>>78475958
nobody gives free hits anymore, this isnt the eighties, everyone knows what drugs do nowadays, so they have to pay.

the only people getting drugs for free are hot girls who the dealers want to bang

>>78476114
Well then maybe the guy wants to bang you?

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>>78474636
Got any memes?

I bet you're a skub peddler too.

>>78476114
I get free drugs all the time. Try making some friends.

>>78474636
I don't read Marvel anymore.

Is cap on drugs? Isn't Falcon cap now?

>>78476114
This

>>78476229
You are what is referred to as a fair weather friend. People see through you btw.

>>78475239
This.

Seriously, take that shit and flip it.

>>78476253
>fair weather friend
What? I help my friends all the time through rough patches. That's probably why they share drugs and alcohol with me.

cartoon allstars told me not to

>>78476234
Anon, it's frigging' 2015. No one with friends or some shred of self-respect doesn't do drugs.

>>78476451
That's a lie. Just ask Taylor Swift.

>>78474636
Anyone ever tried reading comics while rolling?

Any fun?

>>78476302
so it's not free. It's a quip pro quo deal.

That's not a bad thing. It's good you help out your friends and they in turn repay you.

>>78476572
except ofc, they wouldnt be his friends to begin with, but they need his help sometimes, so they have to put up with him.

Thats why they get him high first, far less work to deal with a high person than having to actually talk and befriend them.

>>78476476
Wait, does she do drugs now?
If so, awesome.

>>78476672
>>Thats why they get him high first, far less work to deal with a high person than having to actually talk and befriend them.
If you've ever done cocaine you'd know that a coke high makes you talk non-stop to each other, and it's probably one of the easiest ways to befriend someone since you're so confident and comfortable talking about your views and passions while on it

>>78476451
That's just a lie so the real winners can take all the drugs from the real losers.

>>78476672
Clearly you've never been really high before. Drunk I could agree with you, but high? No man, getting high often leads to conversations. Unless it's like an opiate or something, but I don't touch that stuff.

>>78476749
only an high person would think they are actually talking.
Whenever i get baked with my friends none of us remember what the fuck we were saying during it, its all just empty noise and no one is really getting any of it.

Ive had deep meaningful conversations with lampshades while high.

>>78476775
>stoned
Oh, we we're talking about marijuana? I thought we were talking about drugs.

>>78476029
>please when i can get a single tab of acid for $7
what the fuck
the going rate for acid here is over $20 per tab. these fucking ravers have been holding out on me.

>>78476891
Drug prices vary immensely on area. Depends on how hard it is to get it. Just like everything sold ever anywhere.

>>78476923
also if you are sucking off your dealer. a pleased dealer sells cheaper

>>78476923
how do I convince people to stop making ice and switch to acid?

>>78476206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZUYqqa-PY

Got any deathsticks?

>>78476983
10/10 response

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>Even Cap is doing them

Now I REALLY don't want to do drugs.

>>78476975
You don't. It's what the area demands. It's also way easier to make.

>>78474636
what kinda drugs? i dont need another addiction, alcohol is hard enough to kick. nicotine, not so much

>>78474636
You got any poppers? I wanna get a good fap session while pleasuring myself with my new sex toy. I heard that shit is great for a fantastic orgasm.

>>78477018
Take a load of this unpatriotic fuck.

>>78476975
sleep with them. always assume anyone that is into drugs has fucked his dealer at some point, yes even the guys, its part of the whole subculture around it.

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Captain America is a hack. I only care about real heroes.

>>78477180
the guy has a crippling yellow sunlight addiction

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Where's the good shit man!

>>78477124
>Americans
or maybe >Heroin/coke/meth

>>78477124
What >>78477235 said. That mostly only applies to meth and heroine addicts. Also women.

>>78477235
>>78477255

You obviously never had any of the good shit.

>>78477255
slow down there Eisenhower

>>78474636
>>78474704

I love reading comics while high. It might go a little slower but I enjoy it more.

>>78474742

Underrated post. I like you anon.

>>78477319
I can enjoy a comic visually, but the words might as well not be there

>>78477294
>the good shit
What good shit?

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>>78474636
>Even Cap is doing them
What did I miss?

>>78477319
Yeah. I like reading older stuff like Claremont's X-men when I smoke weed.

>>78477124
>drugs
>subculture

Because you can't even fry your brain cells without some libturd trying to build a political movement out of it...

>>78474719
I'm going to go grab a PBR just to spite this beer's existence

>>78477124
So my insane plan to buy drugs at rave clubs and then take them home to my dorm to lure college girls and older women into Bacchanlian drug orgies WASN'T just the ramblings of a desperate virgin who watched too much porn?

>>78477180
Does anybody have that page where Supes is hella high and sees Red Tornado as a Lego man?

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>>78474636
Got any glue?

>>78475621
Considering the NAME of that brand of beer is Arrogant Bastard, I think it's a marketing gimmick.

>>78477185

yeah, just like the rest of us have an insatiable addiction to breathing in air.

See that non-existent parallel between relying on a chemical to live and relying on a chemical to get a nice buzz?

Of course you don't, and i'm sorry that you were dropped on your head as a child.

>>78477871
he doesn't need yellow sunlight to live. he can get by just fine on red sunlight but nooooo he needs his 'super juice' buzz

>>78477696
oh honey, college girls and older women can get drugs on their own from the source.

You can probably get a few college guys and highschool guys that way tho

>>78477536
>not using drugs
its 2015!

>>78474636
Drugs are not 'cool' they are usefull. Everyone uses drugs, caffeine, nicotine, or alchohol. The useful ones are ones like Mushrooms and MDMA. But stupid politics got in the way of that research.

>>78478038
Like, it's almost 2016 guys! Come on!

>>78477536
drug subcultures are a thing and have been the topic of sociological study since the 50s, it isn't a political thing to say you deluded fuck. Drugs existing as a subculture doesn't make them some kind of political movement or justify the use of them, drug subcultures do exist, fucking hell

But I'm forgetting this is 4chan so everything has to be spun into libtards vs cuckservatives even when it doesn't apply

>>78478015
Well, yeah but I suppose inviting them back from clubs for free drugs is a good pick up.

And distributing drugs to campus and marking up prices woukd have worked as well.

I just have a drugged girl fetish.

I also have several psychological issues that make my sexuality rather... sui generis.

i've been smoking weed and reading peanuts all week
i'm just trying to stay comfy

>>78477380
Guy is literally made out of drugs.

>>78478600
Wait, I thought that Captain America was black now. And a dog.

>>78478238
>everything has to be spun into libtards vs cuckservatives even when it doesn't apply
And versus the random anon retard that sits on the fence so he can pat himself on the back and act smug over his costless indolence.

>that story where a gangster has the absorbing man turn into cocaine, then cuts him up and sells him in the street

>>78474908
Fuck I was gonna post this.

>>78478654
This would be so sad its funny if it was actually sincere.

>>78478638
Exactly.

>>78478638
Nah. He's a gay Muslim transsexual. And vegan.

>>78474913
I got that reference.

>>78477911
It's not his fault. His parents were the ones who put him in this situation.

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>>78477705
Late delivery, but here.

>>78475069
>he never destroyed Earth
It got better though.

>>78479525
Nice! Thanks!
>The googly eyes on Batman's emblem
Heh. Never noticed that.