Bojack did nothing wrong.

>>78423410
He didn't. She was legal and wanted the D. Her mother got the wrong impression. I don't see any problems.

>>78423410
Can she spin her torso around freely? Because, otherwise, I'm pretty sure she broke her spine.

>>78423664
Fair enough. I don't see the big deal here too.

>I will fucking kill you

What did she mean by this?

He only liked her because she reminded him of her mother.

It was VERY fucked up. It wasn't entirely his fault that she came in there, but there was no way to fix that.

Her mother was mostly mad because he had already come on to her earlier when he shouldn't have, him then being found like this with her daughter was just the final slap in the face.

Bojack was "innocent" here. But a big part of the message of the show is that innocence doesn't mean jack & shit. What matters is what you do. Actions are all that really matters in the end. No one cares "who you REALLY are deep inside". Make that person the outside or you aren't really that person.

What's wrong with wanting to fuck a deer?

>>78423812
Ouch... Thats...
Thats a numbing dose of reality there anon.

>>78423812
That last part genuinely sounds like a quote from the show, good job anon

I would agree. Bojack even told her to go to bed, but she was really thirsty for his dick.

>>78423716
That deep down she wanted his horse d.

>>78423812
I came here to shitpost, not to receive important life lessons. Damn.

>>78423812
I think that last paragraph would've hurt me much more, if I hadn't given up on myself long ago.

Despair is helpful sometimes.

>>78423812
>made some really bad decisions regarding my relationship a couple weeks ago
>break up
>be super depressed
>see this
M-merry Christmas, everyone

>>78424313
Stop with the Reddit memes, shithead.

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>>78424378
>You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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>>78423812
Now that is a Christmas present everyone needs to get.

>>78423410

Bojack stop trying to anonymously defend yourself.

You literally did everything wrong.

>>78423812
last bit reminds me of advice from this article.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

yeah yeah cracked and all that. But it seriously is a really great article and well worth the read, even if you read nothing else on the site (which you're well within your rights too)

>>78426373
No one cares what it says. You posted Cracked article. Don't just read the advice, think.

>>78426507
Maybe you should, you know, actually try reading the article rather than react to everything with pure hostility. Neither I nor the article says not to think, it encourages you to actually.

>>78424378
Try to get help Anon. Lots of different options, even therapists work on sliding scales + prescription assistance, mental health groups @ community centers, online sites like 7CupsOfTea, etc.

good luck

>>78426635
>Neither I nor the article says not to think

i don't think you get it, it's Cracked. It preaches the opposite message with it's content. Don't whine because other people aren't afraid of exercising well founded prejudice.

>>78426635
Nope. Pargin doesn't even attempt to hide his disdain for his audience. Do as he says or you're a terrible bigot.

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>>78423410
>tfw dating a 17yo highschool girl
>tfw we watched this episode together in bed

>>78423410
Anybody have a 1080p download for the christmas special?

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>>78425589
This thread is getting too heavy. Hang in there bro, things will get better.

>>78423812
Deep inside I'm an adulturous letch.
I behave like a faithful husband and dedicated dad.

>>78423694
deer got like magic spines and shit

>>78423812
You are clearly not a parent. As a father, I can absolutely tell you she was angry because it was her daughter and she definitely still saw her as a child. Doesn't matter if she's close to legal age, to her it's still her baby. It's especially hard with daughters, you want to protect them long after it's time to let go because you know just how scummy the world really is and they're so, so naive.

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>>78427081
Tell us more

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>>78427091
Hopefully or else I'll probably kill myself on the future

>>78428127
Happened two weeks ago, we were doing the Netflix and chill thing and when that episode came one and that scene happened we looked at each other awkwardly and decided to finally have "the talk".

It went over pretty well, our relationship is stronger for it.

>>78428502
>"the talk"

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>>78423410
>Bojack did nothing wrong.

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>>78428502
How old are you, OP?

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>>78428802
I'm not OP but I'm 25, she's 17.

>>78428758
Yeah you know, the usual
>I'm 25 and out of college
>You're 17 and still in highschool
>What are we doing?
>Why are we doing it?
>Where are we going with this and for how long?
>We're both okay with this?
>Anything else?
And back to business, it's nice to lay it all out and agree to terms and conditions

>>78429768
This girl has parents?

>>78429869
Doesn't everyone?

>>78429898
Gotta agree, no way I would ever let a theoretical daughter date someone 8 years older. But that would just drive her into him more so whatever

>>78429768
Why are you dating a 17-year-old deer?

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>>78429898
>Doesn't everyone?

>>78423812
>Bojack was "innocent" here.

Even then, because he got caught. He would've done it if Charlotte hadn't barged in.

>>78429869
She does but they barely give a shit about her, got divorced and dumped her in a boarding school so they could go and enjoy being single again. When she told them about me the conversation was pretty much:
>He's how old?
>He has a job, right?
>Safe sex, right?
>Does he beat you?
>Fine, do what you want

>>78429951
I like her, that's pretty much it. She's funny, she's lively, she's curious, she cares about me, she's hot, I have fun being around her.

>>78430050
>He would've done it if Charlotte hadn't barged in.

Would he have stuck around the next day or bail?

Would she had told her mom?

Someone post Cranky Kong's speech because that accurately describes this scene

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>>78430838

>>78430899
Wrong Cranky speech

>>78423664
Legal or not you still don't try to hook up with your friend's daughter after trying and failing to hook up with said friend the same night

>>78429951
He can't relate to people his own age.

>>78423410
17 and 50-something is statutory rape in New Mexico, OP. He most certainly did something wrong. Even getting that far would get him a night in the cells and his phone and other computer equipment seized and searched.

>>78426659
>>>/leddit/
>>>/tumblr/

>>78432121
Yeah, the Austism in this thread is too stronk. Literally no one on Earth would be fine with their 50 something year old pal fuck their daughter

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>>78423812

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>>78429768
>I'm 25 but she's 17

>>78432121
Yeah, but 17 is the age of consent in New Mexico, tho.

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>>78423812
>anon posts a basic piece of life advice that should be obvious to any well-adjusted human being
>/co/tards post about how it made them depressed because its true

Stop crying into your tampons

>>78430899
>Cranky's advice is literally git gud
Based Cranky

>>78432286
17 is legal you pedo obsessed puritan fuck

>>78425589
Same for me except a couple years ago. Still see her, and we have sex, but she doesn't want a relationship. Not yet anyway. It's been depressing me for a long time now.

>>78432363
BRUH SHE CAN'T EVEN BUY BEER WTF SHE PROBABLY STILL LISTENS TO JUSTIN BIEBER DO YOU GET OFF ON HELPING HER WITH GEOMETRY LMAO

>>78432395
Dude stop seeing her

>>78432402
>DO YOU GET OFF ON HELPING HER WITH GEOMETRY
To be fair, non-Euclidean geometry is one of the most erotic mathematical concepts in existence, right up there with Coulomb's Law in physics.

>>78431954
Not him but it depresses me knowing that this is the case with me.

>>78432312

>4chan
>well adjusted human beings

Come on, bro.

>>78423410
No.

Regardless of his shitty life, Bojack has never disgusted or disappointed me as much as he did here. I will never forgive him for that night.

He should have done a threesome with Penny AND Charlotte.

>>78429768
well good on you

you/she is fucked if she goes to college though

>>78423410
>Animal Family Guy the show

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>>78433570

My nigger.

>>78432121

Rape is only a word prudes who don't get any made up.

>>78431715
Why not?

Why should you deny yourself a scrap of happiness because the people around you are going to get uppity because *they* didn't get to dictate the terms and conditions on which you'd receive said scrap of happiness? Fuck those people! They might not be cunts, but they certainly care about other shit than you first!

>All the weirdos here who wanna fuck little girls
Cranky was right

>>78432446
I will gladly continue this fruitless endeavor before finally dying at the age of 50 due to a combination of heart disease and stress, thank you very much. I only operate on the misery nowadays, it's what keeps me going until the sweet release of death

>>78433840
>if
You mean when, that's actually the deadline for our relationship. She's a smart girl with solid grades and semi-rich parents wanting to get rid of her, she'll definitely.

We're already looking at some options.

>>78434306

Only if they're sexy deers who "know what they want" and are super forceful about getting laid.

Because that's hot.

>>78423812
You are clearly a woman.

>>78434157
deep.

>>78423410
Why do adult cartoons always have a cheap artstyle? Do they not get funding?

I mean, he actually did a lot wrong, but...

I'm not sure where I was going with that. But yeah, I get where he's coming from. It's hard to have a positive disposition when it seems like you keep making the wrong choices.

>>78436013
Most adults don't give one shit about animation quality. They probably couldn't tell good animation from bad anyway. They can look at Archer or Bojack and look at the Princess and the Frog and couldn't tell you which one's "animated better"

>>78434157
Because it's immature. He didn't like her, he liked her mom. He thought he could get a little of Charlotte in Penny, but he never cared about her. He has way too many problems to egotistically enthusiasm a teenager for his own purposes.

>>78436013
The dialogue is the focus

>>78429768
Confirmed for awkward fat people.

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>>78430093
>got divorced and dumped her in a boarding school so they could go and enjoy being single again
Welp, this is no longer sexy. I know how this feels, my parents got divorced when I was ten and then decided to live out their lives while dumping me with my maternal grandmother.

>>78432363
It's legal, and there's nothing WRONG with it, per se, but I couldn't date a 17 year old, man. More power to you if you can, but I couldn't stand anyone under 21 when I was 25.

>>78439690
I'm a bit chunky, she's actually very skinny. She eats crap all the time, just never puts on any weight.

>>78439974
Sorry to hear that, bro. It's been pretty rough on her.

>>78433185
I has become very normie very soon, 4chan in 2017 is a scary thought

>>78433998
Not really.
More like Moral Orel.

The comedy comes from extremely black humor regarding the crippling psychological issues of the main cast. Except you exchange the parody of Davey and Goliath for visual puns involving animals.

>>78436013
Most cartoons don't anymore.
Especially one that's a risk.

Fuck, even successful adult cartoons like Futurama and Simpsons didn't/don't get all that great a funding.

>>78439974
Man people can be really selfish

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>>78432312
>filename

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>>78423812

you don't get to make me feel like shit on christmas.

>>78443097
I don't get it

>>78439974
Almost as bad as Doughey form Moral Orel

>>78423410
Yeah he did

>>78427583
This
Also bojack is 40ish
Its weird, and also over the past month or so he had become a sort of father figure so its double weird

>>78438622
I hate this argument
Good animation only enhances the dialogue spoken
Its just people not giving a shit and people thinking that because all we're given for adult animation is shittly animated we want or are ok with that

I mean, the mother had every warnikng this guy was just really lonely. I mean he came out of nowhere and just showed up to see her, there wasnt any doubt, he didnt want a fucking boat, if she thought so she was just stupid.

She let him hang around her daughter even after she knew he wanted to fuck her, and even let him take her to prom where if it was anyone else she would of fucked some kid and nothing would of been weird about it.

God knows if I was that down and depressed, and someone from my past that I cared about came back into my life but was unobtainable, I wouldnt push away her kid who wanted to fuck me and looked just like her mother. Of course, I am just lonely and depressed just like him but lack any of the money or fame.

It was wrong in a way, but I would do the same.

>>78449058
Surrogate incest is hot too.