Punisher Storytime

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His only true love is his .45

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Get a grip

Christmas eve and Punisher.
What a pair

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>>78414731
Everyday needs some punishing.

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It's the same concept of when little boys pulls girls hair or push her in the mud.

>>78414767
Agreed. Sorry, forgot the name.
The anon who said tortas de papa was right.

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>>78414809
Those look good. I'll have to try and make them.

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That's the look of Fronk.

>>78414861
The ones that got made here have little bits of bell pepper. It's awesome.

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My place or yours?

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>>78414902
Potatoes are the best.
Did y'all make pupusas?

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I dunno about this art. People are very angular.

>>78414939
Nope, but we have a few once in a while

>>78414948
Very true. Boxy.

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Somebody's planning a party.

>>78414612
In my country we don't celebrate Christmas but i am reading your storytimes like days. Thanks for all of the story times and happy christmas to you K.S.

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>>78414965
They're nice snacks.

>>78415016
Indeed, small and compact.
If not more than a bit crumbly.

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Sharpshooting.

>>78415005
Me neither since I moved, but it's hard to avoid where I am. Ha. I don't mind the cheery atmosphere.

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>>78415030
Crumbly? The ones I've had haven't had ones like that yet.

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Would you?

>>78415065
Really?
Well, I guess it depends on different methods/age

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>>78415140
How do you do yours? I'm only used to making them on a flat top.

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That's peculiar.

>>78415178
Regular pan when we do it inhouse.
Most of the time we get them from my grandma.
Which might account for the crumbles haah

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Why not both?

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>>78415209
Probably something about the water in the dough. But as long as it tastes good.

>>78415309
Probably right, the dryness and all.
Like you said, it's a nice snack.

Also, I saw a 5 pack collection for Home Alone today.

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>>78415326
Especially with repollo since I loved all pickled food.

Ha, how much?

>>78415377
You weave a delicious picture.

55 dollars not including tax haha.
Shoulda put that on your wishlist

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Ugh, all this mud.

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That's a funky looking ass crack.

>>78415377
>>78415403
See, it's just never a good idea to threaten to kill a person's child in front of them.

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>>78415433
I'm in the mood for fried pickles now.

That's awful.
But only 2/5 of it is watchable.

>>78415490
Best fishing ever

>>78415490
I'm in the mood for a glass of water.
This heat. Curse Heat Miser!

It really is.
That's a pretty good value on their end then haha

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>>78415484
Death wish.

>>78415526
You ever see Death Wish? Fucking fun film with a similar premise.

>>78414924
>that CIA stance

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>>78415512
Heat?

I guess so.

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>>78415557
It's Punisher-like,.

>>78414874
>That fourth panel
There are very few times I've seen Frank legit surprised.

>>78415582
It's 70 degrees. It's insane and the cooking and people aren't making it better.

It comes in a cookie tin facsimile package too

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Damn. Those manly shoulders.

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>>78415581
But Frank is a big guy.

>>78415602
There is one where he's in the NYC slums and his buddy gets killed. Now he can't just outright buy his arsenal. So he orders parts in the mail one at a time until he has a fucking machine gun and rocket launcher. It's hilarious

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>>78415615
Crop it for me.

>>78415616
Kitchens get so hot mang. I remember last summer, our vent hoods broke for like a week. It was hell.

Figures. Holiday packaging sells better.

>>78415616
Dave, you in or around NY? Because I'm having the same problem.

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Just a tap.

>>78415651
Huh, is that possible to do that now?

>>78415675
Yessiree man.
It's also been humid due to the rain right?

>>78415657
I hear that from my friend. Doesn't sound pleasant at all.

and well, all 5 take place at christmas time

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>>78415675
Everyone lives there.

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Biker Frank is the best.

>>78415711
I wish less heroes did though

>>78414612
All these Frank threads.

Merry Frankmus.

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>>78415706
Work is work.

That's true too.

>>78415706
Holy fuck yes. Oven's been on since 6, 20 people in a space for 10 and it's humid as shit. It feels like the Deep South or something.

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>>78415740
Move to Cali.

>>78415750
And a merry frankmas to you.

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>>78415761
I bet it smells nice in there.

>>78415773
Never

>>78415761
That sucks so bad man.
I hope it gets cold...soon.

>>78415760
Now I'm disappointed one wasn't on an other holiday

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Progression.

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https://youtu.be/e4JiXtZ16KQ

>>78415799
>>78415826
Smells great but I miss my winter

>>78415852
So do I.
I was out shopping for gifts and it was in a short sleeve shirt and jeans

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>>78415826
Ha, I know a guy from Cali, and he says he'll never visit NY.

April Fools.

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>>78415852
I'm ready for Spring.

>>78415863
My Staten Island Uncle loves it because he can wear his mesh shorts and t-shirt without freezing. To be clear, he'd wear it anyway but this way he is warm.

>>78415867
I know some people from Cali and they came once and hated it.
Guess it's just one of those things.

>>78415896
One of my friends saw someone barbecueing right now.

>>78415883
Spring can wait.
Time for cold.

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>>78415657
Here

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Don't outlive your usefulness.

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>>78415907
I've been to neither, and would like to visit both.

No thanks.

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>>78415920
>frank realizes he has hands

>>78415945
Good, you can compare and see who's right haha.

And maybe just one day of cold?

>>78415955
>That ass shot

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>>78415959
I'll probably wind up liking both for different reasons.

I grew up in Colorado. I've had my cold fill.

>>78416009
Or hating both for different reasons.

Well that explains it. I grew up here and it looked magical.

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>>78416036
That too.

It's pretty. But all that snow can become tiresome when you have to shovel, walk, or drive through it.

>>78416065
Indeed..

Yeah, or commute in it through subways that get delayed hours and you're all packed like sardines.
But stil...it's cool

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Ah

>>78415581
>Elektra Natchios, I'm Frank

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>>78416091
What if you get snowed into the subways?
Snow and ice here is bad because people here can't driver properly unless it's sunny.

>>78416110
I'm convinced all these people are idiots. Or vampires with poor self control.

>>78416141
That's happened a bit. So they have a special plow train.
Oh wow, that's bad. Nothing too serious?

>>78414637
Oh wow, it's one of the few comics I owned!

Its good

>>78415118
If I was desperate.

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Nasteh

>>78416172
That sounds neat!
Nah, I'm a good pedestrian. I know how to walk on ice and avoid getting hit.
I say they drive better in the sunny weather, but that's they only time I've been hit by a car haha.

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>>78416184
The floppy?

>>78416206
It's literally a train with a huge plow attached at the end.

And I try the same. Never want to give someone an excuse to win a lawsuit haha.
And wow, you okay?

>>78415634

UUUU
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>>78416230
I'm imaging a snowpiercer like ordeal.

Yep, gotta win those lawsuits bruh.
My knee was sore for a few days, and I burnt my hand. But I'm good now. i was more pissed that he just drove off without checking to see if I was okay.

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I like to hide, but hate seeking. I'm afraid someone is going to jump out at me.

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This is some Max shit.

>>78416274
Nothing that cool..but it gets (part) of the job done.

Indeed. How's it gonna look if I jaywalk willy-nilly?
Same thing happened to a cousin of mine. It was an old lady who drove off though.
Sucks about the hand.

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This isn't the first time Frank has done that.

This story never sat right with me. The people he's killing here aren't thugs and murderers. The only real crime they've committed is illegally acquiring US military firearms, something Frank does constantly.

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>>78415920

>>78416457

Five second rule.

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>>78416413
Cool, do they always have the shovels?

Like a jaywalker.
It's why I won't ever get a bike or motorbike in the city.

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>>78416417
Maybe he's hung up on their intent?

>>78416480
That's when it don't get the job done.

And that don't hold up in court haha.
Same here...mainly cause of lack of balance

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>>78416420
Such a big head.

>>78416473
For Soap, they waited thirty seconds.

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Aw kids. So innocent.

Cross Linking

>>78408947

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>>78416514
oh.

You won't a very strong case.
They make these moto-tricycles

>>78416504
Their intent is to punish someone for murdering an innocent person

Which is his exact mission

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that guy looks familiar.

>>78416587
Hey, if it worked we wouldn't have immense delays.

No I wouldn't. Which is a shame, need that dosh.
Really? You thinking about it?

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>>78416585
Good stuff.

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Lovely.

>>78416601
The arc is weird. I didn't think it was written by ennis at first.

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>>78416631
Makes sense.

Make it seem like an accident, in your favor.
Nope.

>>78416585

Frank has so many Christmas stories, even a mini from the 90's (I think it's where that "Your daddy's dead, and I killed him" page comes from).

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417? Not too ad.

>>78416601

Frank sometimes has a hypocritical hatred of other vigilantes.

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>>78416692
They go hand in hand/

>>78416676
I don't think I have the stuff to lie like that. Haha.

Do they at least look cool?

>>78414757
>Soap's rant

Is that some real ultimate power shit?

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>>78416724
RIP vigilante squad.

>>78416732
Me neither, and I wouldn't want to risk an injury for it.
They all look bulky to me.
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>>78416743

I like to think this inspired the background gags in War Zone where he's constantly fucking up with his gun.

>>78416797
I thought the whole injury thing went without saying haha. Better to get it fair.

And that looks like a huge waste of space

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Out of context, it looks like he's covered in shit.

>>78416753
Elektra wank.

>>78416797

Fucking mudbloods.

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>>78416802
do you feel safe with Soap patrolling the streets?

>>78416818
Or not at all. Recovery time is too much.
It is. It'd be better just to get a regular old motorcycle.

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>>78416825
kek

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Soap's life story is something else.

>>78416855
It's just not something to dwell on.
And yeah, just never a bike. And if ya do...don't be a jerk

>>78416883
These extended sequences with Soap really drive home what a shit human being Kevin is.

>>78416883

Frank goes all out when it comes to keeping tabs on Soap.

That's it for now. i do plan on doing the last arc tomorrow, since it's my favorite.

>>78416905

He eventually gets his.

... Sort of.

At least you got to trash his bar in the 2005 game.

>>78416886
Even if you have health insurance, it's not something you should gamble.
Something small like this. http://pngimg.com/upload/motorcycle_PNG3151.png

>>78414767
>twenty years

Is...

Is Elektra a MILF?

>>78416996
Very true. Too many factors

That's a good type yeah

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>>78417049

She died and got resurrected... I don't know how many times. Helps with the aging.

Her and Frank did have a kid in a shitty AU, though.

>>78415135
>lonely people like to talk: fact.

lonely guy here.

oh god this is so true.

>>78414731

Nicely! Needed this tonight. Ta, KS!

Best Marvel run of the 21st century.

>>78417049
Elektra a shit

>>78414793
I think that's a myth. I've only seen it happening the other way around. Boys don't care about girls that way when they're young.

>>78417049
>>78419972
Elektra is one of those characters that just doesn't work outside of her original context. She never should have been brought back after the original run.