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RWBY/RT General #678: Sleepy Christmas Eve Edition

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Previous thread: >>78397785

Rules of RWBY/RT threads:
>1. Please read the pastebin.
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies.

>RWBY:
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-volume-3-chapter-6-fall
http://rwbyg.club/waifus
RWBY Manga (English): http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/kPLepyFe/file.html
Grimm Eclipse is out on Steam Early Access: http://rwbygame.com/

>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season.
Behind the Scenes Art: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-13-behind-the-scenes-art

>RTAA:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-geoff-s-failed-sex-dream

>X-Ray and Vav
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-the-x-ray-vav-holiday-special-short

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/4XQYdyb5
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Best girl first up, namely Weiss
Weiss so nice she rhymes with nice
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Do you like Ruby's new outfit?
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Anons Anons I have an important announcement.
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>>78406968
Good taste
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>>78406953
Should I drawfag for you guys?
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>>78406981
Is it Christmas time in Hell?
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>>78407005
Sarge trying to convince Jaune to give up on Wiess and go for Pyrrha because she's the most red
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>>78406981
go ahead
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>>78406990

I want to take Weiss to NYC!
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>>78407005
If you want to, I'm sure it would be appreciated.
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I love Yang!!!
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>>78407005
Do you want to?
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>>78407008
No you fool.
I have infact discovered the true lineage of one Ruby Rose.
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>>78406980
It's actually nice and cute. I do like it.
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>>78406981
WHO IS THE AUTUMN MAIDEN

IS IT... PYRRHA? IS IT CINDER? IS IT THE 1989 DENVER BRONCOS?
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>>78406980

I can's fucks with it
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>>78407005
>He drew kaneki
You're already cool in my book
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>>78407017
Will take consideration, I'll work on it when I arrive home, gotta get those last minute Christmas gifts for the holiday
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>>78406981
>>78407043
What the hell is that thing?
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>>78407005
I don't know who that is but a general can never have too many drawfriends I believe.
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>>78407026
>>78407041
>>78407068
Welp, I haven't had much practice recently and since I'm on vacation, this'll help me out alot. I'll probably go ahead and do it
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>>78407105
He's this dude>>78407068
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>>78407043
What is it, fat man?
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>>78407114
It would be much appreciated should you decide to.
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>>78407043
Explain
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>>78406953

MERRY CHRISTMAS RWBY/co/.
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>>78407043
S + Q = R
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Will Ruby ever grow to love Neos affection
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>>78406968
>>78406990
>>78407022
Her sister is still better
Need more Winter art! Please?
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>>78407022
I want to take Weiss out somewhere rural and pretty like the West Country and lie with her under the stars. She'd probably protest at first, not wanting to get grass stains on her combat skirt, so I'd have to lend her my jacket, and she'd pretend not to enjoy it. But eventually she'd relent, and end up having a great time cuddling and talking.

why even live
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>>78407190
No
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>>78407190
One way or another she will, yes.
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>>78407190
It's only a matter of time
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Why is she so purrrfect ?
Literally the model Faunus Citizen.
https://youtu.be/FitjLjSyb7E
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>>78407196
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>>78407232
You think Neo believes that Ruby's hair is like a chocolate dipped strawberry?
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>>78407196
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>>78407247
>model Faunus citizen
>on her knees for any human who so much as hints at it

...You know, I can't argue with you. She's pretty perfect.
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>>78407247

>Insolent
>Cheeky
>Annoying
>Later humbled and defeated
>Come to praise her Human betters and admire them
>Literally the model Faunus Citizen.

You're right.
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>>78407114
I ask of you to draw Yang in a santa outfit if you do
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>>78406980

I'd die a happy man if RWBY Asian Fashion dolls became a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_fashion_doll
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>>78407281
>>78407279
What's not to love ?
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>>78407310

Exactly.
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>>78407310
Well the STDs, for one.

Are Faunus STDs transmittable to humans?
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>>78407310
Well, she dies have that uncanny relationship with Port.
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>>78407114
I would be very grateful if you'd draw Peter Port and Oobleck as Santa Claus and an elf, respectively.
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>>78407310
Her right thumb looks like a fifth finger in that picture
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>>78407310
The coke addiction
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>>78407292
What type (Normal, lewd, etc)
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>>78407340
The age difference kind of makes thst creepy.
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>>78407328
Depends on the biological agent and compatability with the human genome
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>>78407328
Nah
>>78407360
She doesn't take cocaine, she's into LSD, Ecstasy and other party drugs.
>>78407340
I'm sorry, what ?
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>>78407310
The idea of Neon being a secret side of this adorable, totally innocent and sweet girl really gets me going. God damn.
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>>78407328
if they're close enough to a baseline human for viable children to be possible, then their STD's probably effect humans too.
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>>78407305
Depending on how good you are it shouldn't be that hard.
The eyes on cheaper dolls are usually transfer decals, so you'd just have to find a silver set. and Azone bodies are rather cheap. get a medium brown wig and dye the tips.
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>>78407361
Lewd pls
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>>78407328
>Wanting to fuck a faunus
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>>78407363
The Port porks what the Port snorts.
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>>78407397
Coke's a party drug. You mean Rave drugs
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>>78407419
I'm a filthy degenerate.
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>>78407400
>secret
>literally puts it on display for the entirety of Remnant to see
It might be like some Mr. Hyde shit, tho
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>>78407397
>Implying she does drugs.
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>>78407397
Port doesn't mind it but Neon is really trying to push it.
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>>78407433
You know what I meant.
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>>78407412

I'm gonna take the leap one of these days. I've been eyeing them for a very long time.

>>78407419
>Not wanting to fuck the best women Remnant has to offer

Faunus master race.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>78407440
>She's on 2 different teams under 2 different names
>No one knows
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>>78407340
>Implying she isn't fucking his nephew Madder Port.
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>>78407446
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>>78407475
>That space between her boobs and her clothes
>Still no nipslip
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I want to like sportsball but they just keep whiteknighting shit.
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>>78407476
>Her real name isn't Neon
>Neon is some alter ego that only comes out when Flynt feeds her Strawberry pop tarts
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>>78407475

Because she's written decently and doesn't get enough screen time for them to ruin her.

>>78407515
>Expecting proper ecchi fanservice from RoosterTeeth
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Interesting development, Tyler Coe from Sportsball may be doing a voice for RWBy soon.
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>>78407536
>Expecting proper ecchi fanservice from a kids show
FTFY
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>>78407074
Kevin my assistant
>>78407141
Sorry about the delay I have been on the run being shot at incase of my demise Kevin is going to deliver the Information to you all you see.... Did you hear that?
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>>78407536
>Wanting eichi fanservice.
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>>78407471
Found a set for 1/12 scale which fits into Azones piconemo series. so there's a good starting point
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>>78407499
>Madder Port
>>78407529
They're pretty goddamn to the left.

There was also that whole goddamn thing where Jack tried to defend someone being forced to coach a girl's soccer team because he insulted a female ref.
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>>78407475
She's alright.
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>>78407533
>FNKI only has three members
>Two of which is the Katt personalities.
>Klavesnice Katt is a militaristic, by the book bitch who functions as the team leader. Even though she's rough on her team, she loves them just as much as Neon, just in her own way. Toaster Pastries are her secret weakness.
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>>78407750
So there is only two members?
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>>78407703
She's got an inflated ego
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>>78407765
There is still the "I" in FNKI left.
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>>78407559
>not wanting ecchi fanservice

>misspelling ecchi
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>>78407475
Shes nice
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>>78407804
Ecchi is dumb.
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>>78407765
Two members and both of Katt's alter egos.
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>>78407791
The way you phrased the first two sentences make it sounds like of the three Neon is two of them.
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From the last thread.

>>78402776
See >>78402759

I could imagine seeing Issac helping Ruby with weapon upgrades, like adding a stasis module.
While questioning MANY things.

YFW Atlas discovers a Marker.
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>>78407419
>Not wanting to fuck kemonomimis
Plebian opinion dismissed
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>>78407804
Why would you want that?

It's basically the shorthand for I do not belive this story can stand on it's own merits so I'm going to shove tits and ass into it to get the constantly wanking neckbeard crowd.
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>>78407814
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>>78407858
And the effectiveness of stomping.
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>>78407865
It's a low-hanging fruit.
So low that you might accidentally step on it.
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>>78407877
Thanks
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>>78407475
Most improved girl 2015
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>>78407672
>Madder Port
>Member of the Atlas branch of the Port family.
>Runs the announcements with Neon.
>Neon's increasingly wild behavior is largely to get his attention.
>Doesn't realize the Port family always goes for the traditional girls.
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>>78407778
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>>78407913
No problem.
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>>78407804
>wanting ecchi fanservice from RWBY
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>>78407938
>Klavesnice literaly internally screaming
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>>78407903
So low that even M&K will ignore it
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>>78407310

>>78407938
So Neon's clean appearance comes after or before?
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>>78407973
>>78407913
>>78407877
>>78407814
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>>78407247

YFW this guy gets invited to RT to touch up the character models.
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>>78407978
>not wanting greeaeet egchi
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>>78407973
Thanks again
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>>78407190
>It was supposed to be in infiltration mission
>She was supposed simply "stop by" the RWBY dorm with Emerald and just so happen to have a "chat" (little do they know that a bug was going to be placed in their room)
>But, Neo couldn't take her eyes of her.
>What was her name? Ruggy? Rudy? Roman always called her Red, so she never bothered trying to remember her name.
>She had a smile that lit up the entire room. A laugh that nearly brought a smile to Neo's face. Not the same smile she would have when she would crush someone's windpipe; a real one, nearly genuine.
>While the red one became so enamored with Emerald's fake backstory about her small town in Mistral, Neo would gaze at her. Not for too long, but long enough to savor every moment of it.
>She looks so different when she didn't try to apprehend her and her boss.
>She also has the scent of cookies around her, which is a bonus.
>Their eyes meet for a fleeting moment. Neo jumps. The red one is noticeably weirded out. Not good not good not good.
>"Oh, don't mind her." Emerald comments, "She has a sore throat. She can't talk that well."
>"Oh." The red one gives a supportive smile. "I'm sure we have some cough drops around here."
>Neo's hearts melt. She might not be able to make it. She's far too cute.
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>>78408013
>Clean Neon=almost all the time
>The Neon we saw in the tournament=when she needs to fight
For this reason, Flynt always has toaster pastries on him.
>>78408035
I wonder what type of Pizza they serve in Remnant.
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>>78407547
>Kids show
>Still drinking the Kool-Aid and believe RT's shitty excuse

>>78407559

Put your name on, BB.

>>78407591

Thanks.
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>>78408053
yup
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>>78408067
>I wonder what type of Pizza they serve in Remnant.
Better not be rat swimming pool.
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>>78408069
With all the other great ecchi shows put there, why would you want Poser 98 ecchi?
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>>78408029

Forgot my link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjhCKPBsdhk#t=106
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>>78408013
They used to work in unison, not even their parents knew that they were two personalities. Madder caused them to start fighting for control. One wanting to go wild for his attention, the other was not interested.
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>>78408080
Thanks again. Just as planned
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>>78408058
Shit, where's that double attack image when I need it?
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>>78408102
>Not interested
>Not being interested in Port.
She wants to do it the right way. With a dowry.
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I want there to be loads of Neon/Port porn just to further egg Gavin into catatonic submission.
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>>78408102
So.... Whenever Port's nephew or poptarts are in a 100ft square radius, she's Neon.
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>>78408093

To distract me from the fact that it's poser 98.
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Weiss is my Christmas miracle!
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>Watching Sportsball
>Jon Whateverthefuck starts talking about the UFC
How in the hell is the UFC brutal?
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>>78407310
>Whats not to love

Being a literal meme for one.
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>12/24/2015
>Still no Blake x Neon smut
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>>78408156
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>>78408067
>I wonder what type of Pizza they serve in Remnant

To not offend any Faunus, they only serve ones with veggies.
There isn't any cheese on it aswell.
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>>78408183
>Implying that's a bad thing.
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>>78408210
That sounds like shit pizza desu. Fucking White Fang ruining everything.
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>>78408169
>Watching Sportsball
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>>78408201
I bet her mom raped her when she was little.
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>>78408243
How to do we kill all the Sub-Humans?
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>>78408219
How is that inherently a good thing aswell?
>>78408243
The White Fang secretly has a monopoly on all pizzarias on Remnant
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>>78408169
>No kicks, knees or stomps to the heads of a downed opponent
>No headbutts.
>UFC brutal
They're from the liberal part of Texas. And I don't think Risemonger has ever been in a fight.

I remember the days of PRIDE FC. Where instead of laughing when the North-South position happened the opponents corner used to scream No at the top of their lungs.
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>>78408272
With catnip bombs
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>>78408139
>Neon's prim and proper side temporarily gains control.
>Starts sending formal baskets to the Port household inquiring as to the romantic status of Madder.
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>>78408318
that only seems like it would kill some of them
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>>78408317
The impact of a successful stomp comes from the heel right?
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>>78408260
Stop that, you're giving me ideas
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>>78408120
Looks like I win
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>>78408272
Xenomorphs?
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>>78408395
I don't know why you would want a larger version of that picture. post something nicer.
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>>78408364
To a degree. Catching the face flush also has the nasty result of twisting the neck.
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>>78408400
No Anon! No!
Xenos kill everything
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>>78408427
I was just looking to see if you'd do it.
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>>78408349
>Neon has a simplified plan
>Tackles him.
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>>78408272
With Faith and Fury
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>>78408462
I did and it looked like shit.
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CLAIM YOUR WAIFU
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>>78408494
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>>78408260
>inb4 Momma Schnee was Disco Milf.
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>>78408486
>Can you count how many skull symbols there are in this page?
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>>78408494
Y-You can't claim two at once, so I'm taking Weiss, thank you.
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>>78408515
>Needing to count
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>>78408515
not nearly enough, for the skull is the sign of human purity and one can never be too pure
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>>78408494
RUBY

>>78408508
FITE MR M8
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>78408490
I expected that
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Pick one Vol3 team to be killed by a Grimm invasion.
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>>78408494
DELICIOUS
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>>78408557
SSSN.
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>>78408557
CFVY
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>>78408546
Screw powers, we do this like real people.
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>>78408534

Hey buddy Weiss was my main and only claim back off!
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>>78408557
SSSN
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>>78408557
Rwby
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>>78408456
The SDC has been engineering them anon. They hunt and kill Kaunus first. Everyhting else is secondary.

>>78408494
Penny.

>>78408557
SSSN, SSSN So much. Sun can survive but the others can't.
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>>78408494
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>>78408552
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>>78408471
>Neon's plan is to drug Madder and have him sex her in the bathroom
>Just like how her mother met her father.
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>>78408494
Penny and Neon
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>>78408557
The remaining members of STRQ
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>>78407171
>>78407187
It seems Kevin failed me however I am awake now. In the hospital.
You see if it was as simple as Q and S why would they hide it? Why would they kill for it? There is no need, however the truth is Yang and Ruby are both half sisters and Qrow is her uncle.
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>>78408588
NO

WE FIGHT LIKE MEN.
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>>78408653
Nope. S + Q = R. Deal with it.
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>>78408494
Busty cardboard spartan is mine
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>>78408629
This is really opening my eyes to how many small pictures I had
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>>78408606
That is going to bite them so hard in the ass when an army of jacked up Xenos attack
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>>78408704
No, they're the correct size.
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>>78408714
Doesn't stop Wayland Utani it won't stop the SDC.

Although it might atract Predatos to Beacon.
I like to think that they'd challenge the hunters to a competition to see who can kill more Xenos.
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>>78408753
>Utani
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>>78408635
>The Katt family has always bred by finding good men, drugging them and in their stupor marrying and bedding them.
>Madder is only the latest in a line of innocent and naive men.
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>>78408753
Why do you think Rubes and her friend get along so well?
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>>78408668
Have the writers confirmed?

>>78408763
I don't know how it's spelt and my computer is so slow I can't open Google to check. And I'm too lazy too.
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>>78408494
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>>78408803
>Have the writers confirmed?
Nope. And they probably never will, because it's stupid and bullshit.
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>>78408742
Alright then
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>>78408668
No you fool that is the easy way out.
The truth is. Here Ruby we brought you cookies to ease the pain.
The truth of the matter is...
>>78408803
No the writers have confirmed Ruby and Yang are half sisters
And the captcha wanted cookies even
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>>78408794
They both like killing bigger and badder things with skill.

Ruby is kinda miffed that she can't make tropies out of kills and the Predator likes her spirit.

One day Ruby woke up with a mark that resembles a T on her back. She doesn't know why it got there.

>>78408823
Where did that come from anyway?

I wouldn't put it past them but it seems so convoluted.
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>>78408809
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>>78408832
yup
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>>78408765
>Dadmode Ryan being dragged behind Neon as she gets into hijinks.
I'd watch it.
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>>78408838
great now I want to see Rube's first Xeno hunt
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>>78408494
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>>78408494

Easy peasy
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>>78408494
claiming the Bun
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>>78408494
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>>78408588

Six shots. More than enough to kill anygrimm that moves.
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>>78408908
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>>78408835
The evidence is here.
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>>78408937
Did you just Waifu2x this?
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>>78408869

>>78408494
Right here
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>>78408933
>Taurus
Weiss is displeased with your taste, peasant.
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>>78408534
>>78408614


Looks like were gonna have a bleach drinking contest
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>>78408835
>No the writers have confirmed Ruby and Yang are half sisters
>Writers lying to avoid giving spoilers
>A new thing
And it wasn't even a writer. It was Monty.
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>>78408961
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>>78408955
yes, I seriously have nothing better to do.
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>>78408494
>Claims Nora, since Ruby, Yang, and Penny were taken
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>>78408272
With tiny Pennies
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>>78408919
I wasn't fast enough.
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>>78408494
The only right answer:
Pyrrha
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>>78408494
Claiming husbando.
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>>78409059
>>78408919

Just share her.
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>>78409078
>sharing
>during the holidays
Deaf, pls.
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>>78409059
>>78409078
Okay, I will share the Bun
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>>78409075
oz-oobleck-qrow best drinking buddies
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>>78408996
Thanks man
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>>78408995
Or they are telling the truth and Summer and Raven are her parents again as shown here it is the only logical solution.
>>78408950
That is why they would lie that is why they would kill. Now I am going into hiding.
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>>78409040
She's not a bad choice
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>>78409121
I'd also be okay with that.
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>>78409075
>>78409107
I think most adult males are actually pretty good characters

Roman a best though
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>>78409105
You're a wonderful person.
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>>78408893
>Years after the Xeno War
>Ruby is an expert in Xeno behavior/hunting
>Doesn't care about the fame
>Did wright a book
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>>78409114
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>>78408979
B-But I can't afford anything better.
I could, actually, but it'd be absurdly overpriced and these country's laws are fucked. I'd need to wait until I'm 25, then go through a year's worth of bureaucracy to obtain registration, then another year for the carry permit, which can be denied on the grounds of "fuck you that's why". Overall price and waiting time to pack heat like mine is about $1000 and two years. This is a hands-me-down from my dad, and the registry is definitely expired. Renewing it is nearly impossible. Pic related is a Walther inherited from my late granda that is pretty much in the same status.
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>>78409156
Predators acknowledge her skills and have accepted her as a hero.
Every now and then the Predators come back to Remnant to select another person.
Ruby has maintained her legendary status even after millions of years have passed.
Humanity is brought into a galactic Xeno war and is kicking ass, even begun colonising new planets.
Hunters become even more well respected and are seen as ambasadors by the Predators.
Every diplomatic meeting turns into an all out interstallar hunt.
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>>78408593
Can we share her instead, like the bun anons?
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>>78409078
>Sharing a girl with another man
You're a pathetic fuck.
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>>78409052
That's almost as bad as using the Xenos
Only a guy dressed as Robocop could save us
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>>78409215
Man that blows.
I need to take an updated version of this.
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>>78409150
>>78409242
Bun is love
Bun is life
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>>78409242
>implying any one man could satisfy the ball of pure lust that is The Bun
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>>78409277
Deaf has a point. She is part rabbit.
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>>78409243
>Robocop in Remnant
Now they're an idea. Somebody get me a writefag!
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>>78409193
You're too kind
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>>78409156
wait Xeno War? like a World War Xe?
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>>78409234

>Not wanting to treat Weiss like a princess and protect her
>Wanting to pass her around like some kind of trashy faunus whore

I'm disgusted you even suggested that
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>>78409257
Are those basically just trophies or do you actually frequently use them all? I've heard that owning anything more than a decent handgun is expensive as hell to actually use, because of ammo and other reasons.
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>>78409277
So you're working with the hope that if she'll fuck anything maybe just maybe she would be willing to fuck you?
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>>78409257
>tfw every single caliber in this picture is either federal agent-exclusive or outright banned in my country
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>>78409242
We all share the responsibility of bullying her, why can't they share the love?
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>>78409315
My waifu is Yang, bro.
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>>78409333
And?
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>>78409333
Trips confirm that Deaf's waifu is Yang.
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>>78409257
>>78409318
Oh, I almost didn't notice that 12ga. Shotguns are pretty much the cheapest and less regulated stuff you can buy for HD.
Fun fact: the Taurus Judge sold here has smooth-bore barrel because .45 LC requires a special license
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>>78409313
I shoot most of them on a regular basis, since I got into USPSA I shoot my pistols alot more.
The 308 is what I shoot the least because it's .70 a round.

>>78409318
That also sucks.
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>>78409303
it's been covered
Penny has a unhealthy obsession with Robocop
then she watched the reboot and stop smiling for a month
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>>78409360

Here Here!
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>>78409312
>automatically equating sharing to whoring her out
A princess has more than one butler, doesn't she?
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>>78409396

Hmm you have a point there
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>>78408494
Arslan
>>78409396
But only one knight.
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>>78409396
>kuks actually believe this
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>>78409318
Yang could legitimately become an Armstrong equivalent. And that is scary.

But she would also look good in a nice suit.
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>>78409437
Cuck isn't filtered anymore.
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>>78409360
Theres only one thing to do
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>>78409454
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>>78409437
>insecure people actually believe this
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>>78409467
Post sun daughteru?
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smartest character in RWBY desu
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>>78406953
What would a team of performers be called?
>>
Weiss takes after the Ice queen right?
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>>78409502
CLWN
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>>78409500
Sun doesn't have a daughter. Yet
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Would you have a sleepover with them, /rwbyg/?
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>>78409489
Sure thing

>>78409500
Emerald I know its you
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>>78409507
Yes.
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>>78409530

I don't see why not
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>>78409530
But I'm not a gril
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>>78409500
>can't plan ahead for anything
>improvises her keikaku as she goes along
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>>78409534
Yang a cute.
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>>78409530
I'd imagine a man in his 20s would be very out of place sleeping over with teenage girls
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>>78409561
If you were would you?
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>>78409570
The best. How do you feel about Yin?

>>78409583
Yes
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>>78409530
I'm a guy in his mid 20's wouldn't be allowed in a sleepover with 6 cute teenage girls.
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>>78409634

Anon just try your best!
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Vampire Ruby wants your blood.
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>>78409530
I've had a sleepover with girls when I was younger and it wasn't very fun.
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>>78409676
That's just juice
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>>78409578
Not if you're androgynous enough
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>>78409676
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>>78409676
That's Strawberry juice
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>>78409530
Out of curiousity have you ever had a sleepover with girls present?
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>>78409745
I went to one once. It was horrible.
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>>78409705
>>78409709
>>78409716
Ruby is upset that you ruined roleplay night.
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>>78409666
>Satan trips and file name
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>>78409676
I would gladly let her suck it from my engorged dick.

That's my fantasy regarding most female vampires though.
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>>78409773
Ex-fucking-actly.

I had to break up a fucking fight once. Between two very nice girls who were friends with each other.
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>>78409745
I've never even had a sleepover...
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>>78409809
Does she look like she has to go on a diet?
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>>78409786
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>>78409373
Oh. Man I miss all the best stuff.
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>>78409786
Good.
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>>78409809
Oh boy do I have a fic for you
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>>78409786
She should know better than to drink from a glass. She isn't Dracula!
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>>78409823
>>78409786
>>78409848
we sad Rube now?
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>>78409786
Thanks alot, now we have a sad Rubes.
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>>78409786
It's ok Ruby. This is why you should invite Jaune. He'll meekly laugh and go along with it.

But why a Vampire?
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>>78409881
That's more angry than sad.
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>>78409823
They're not all they're cracked up to be.

I personally found out I talk in my sleep.
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>>78409848
WHY NO STOP IT SHE'S NOT EVEN MY WAIFU STOP IT STOP IT DON'T HURT ME LKE THIS
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>>78409912
Ruby is everybody's daughterfu. She's so adorable, her being sad makes everyone sad.
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>>78409951
What cheers up the Rube?
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>>78409879

Rubes is crying because you won't better yourself
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>>78409951
>Ruby is everybody's daughterfu.
She's not mine.
>her being sad makes everyone sad.
I feel nothing
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>>78409848
>Even though you break up with her she still hopes you're happy.
Shit this hurts
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>>78409966
How do I become a better person, Rube?!
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>>78409964
Sisterly hugs!
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>>78409898
>Jaune and Ruby roleplaying
>Things escalate in their games of pretend so much that sometimes you can spot them wrestling one trying to stake the other.
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>>78409951
>Ruby is everybody's daughterfu
B-But Cindy
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There we go.
Up to date now.
>>
>>78410008
what do sisterly kisses do for her?
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>>78409975
Well that's because you're more of a cold unfeeling machine than Penny is.
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>>78410001

by annihilating all western influence in your life and eliminating the infidel scum
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>>78410013
It'd be adorable.
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>>78410038
So much.
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>>78410013
He better not try cop a feel of my precious innocent Rube
Only I can do that
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>>78410059
>>
>>78410039
meh
>>
>>78410085
Nah Ruby is copping the feels.
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>>78410031
Better angle
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>>78410013
>Jaune keeps trying the "Die Monster!" speech and botches the line
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>>78410059
Rube's, Nora's and surprisingly Jaune's hit me the hardest.
>>
>>78410137
"I don't want to be alone"
I just want to hold him
>>
>>78410059
They all hit me pretty hard man.

>>78410136
>Ruby can't control her laughter.
>Quickly becomes full blow menacing cackling.
>>
>>78410013
>Ruby win
>Slaps his stake away and bares her fangs.
>Swoops down to claim her prize
>Bites Jaune's neck.
>Nothing happens.
>"Oh right I'm not actually a vampire."
>>
>>78410059
>>78410137
All of JNPR really gets to me
>>
>>78410137
No one wants to be alone.
Most people are.
>>
>>78410064
we have to go deeper
>>
>>78410137
>Line is I don't want to be alone
>Being suprised it effects you.
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>>78410176
Could we have a writefag for this?
>>
>>78410176
>Nothing happens
>Implying
Jaune suddenly hopes Ruby maintains her mount and does not end up in his guard again.
>>
>>78410176
Good Luck explaining that Hicky/Bite mark to Yang/Pyrrha
>>
>>78410176
Can someone post Weisspire again, I need my daily dose.
>>
What's good RWBYg? I just got done celebrating christmas with my family and now I might be slkightly drunk.
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>>78410197
How deep?
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>>78410283

Fuck you!
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>>78410283
Talkin' about Ruby and Jaune getting into some Vampire roleplay. Jaune seems to be Vanhelisng and Ruby is Dracula.

It's adorable. I request writefaging for it.
>>
>>78410301
Wow, rude.

>>78410311
I second this
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>>78410241
>Jaune has an inappropriate boner
>All that is keeping Ruby from seeing it is that she's on his chest.
>Pyrrha enters the room.
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>>78410057
Always. They're adorable together. Platonically
https://youtu.be/8rSH8-pbHZ0
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>>78410263
See
>>78409871
>>
>Lancaster
Degenerates
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>>78410345
>Pyrrha this is not what it looks like.
>This is exactly what it looks like. I won, I won, I won.
>Ruby!
>I won, I won, I won.
>[suffering intensifies]
>>
>>78410300
until the Rube feels good
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>>78410351
>Platonically
Fuck that.
>>
DON'T START A SHIPPING WAR, POST FLUFF.

AND WRITEFAGGORTY THAT YOU LIKE!

MY CAPSLOCK BROKE, FUCK.
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>>78410469
FUCK YOU.
AND FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR NOT SHIPPING WHITEROSE.
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>>78410311
I would do it if I had my computer, all I have is my phone right now.
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>>78410490
MY BROTHER OF EXCELLENT TASTE
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>>78410469
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>>78410490
>NOT NUTS AND DOLTS
FUCKING PLEBEIANS
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>>78410496
We can wait. We thank you for this /tg/ anon.
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>>78410496
You are WEAK. Do it anyway!

>>78410430
Fiiiine. Have this picture and we'll call it a truce.
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>>78410469
you seem to be weiss that ends up here at /co/
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>>78410382
>Now see here Pyrrha! I have consumed padts of Jaune and marked and now Jaune is my slave obedient to my every whim and thought.
>Pyrrha she does not mean it in that way.
>Silence slave! I mean it in whatever way you're thinking! Jaune what are you thinking?
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>>78410490
>>78410515
MY BROTHERS
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>>78410561
>>78410562
I have Google Docs on my phone, its not the most optimal way to do it, but I'll give it a shot.
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>>78410537
BUT ANON, MEAT CAN'T INTO METAL.
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>>78410469
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>>78410598
what?
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I'm dreaming of a Weiss Christmas!
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>>78410641
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>>78410643
Wow that looks like shit
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>>78410636
WHY WOULD YOU BUILD A ROBOT YOU CAN'T FUCK!?
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>>78410469
I might be writing a kinda sequel to this.
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>>78410636
>Implying
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>>78410665
I like it more than the other one. My only complaint is the dress being blue.
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>>78410677
Do that'll be adorable.
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>>78410681
Aegis needs a onahole attachment
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>>78410681
>content with the lowest form of love-making.

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T THINK LIKE THIS.
>>
>>78410251
>"Okay, so you know how I keep trying to get you to play Vampire?"
>"For the last time Ruby, I'm not wearing the Werewolf costume. It itches."
>"Im using it for Zwei's bed now. Anyway, so I got Jaune to play, and I got him on the ground. So I tried to turn him."
>"Ruby, tell me you didn't-"
>"Well of course I bit him, that's how a vampire turns their victims. Anyway, that's when Pyrrha walked in. She just looked at us, and then left. Do you think she-"
>Suddenly Crescent Rose is pulled out of the room, dragging Ruby with it.
>"Doesn't look like Pyrrha believes you either, sis."
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>>78410665
It looks alright.
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>>78410469
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>>78410745
>>78410698
I think the original is better
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>>78410745
Can you play this out with those dolls?
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>>78410681
Did you actually read that whole thing? Cause it's weird.
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>>78410603
>Jaune has truly tremendous stiffy.
>The shame of it coming from his leader buddy is only making it worse.
>Her speech about now being utterly in control of Jaune is not helping either.
>Pyrrha is on the ground in the fetal position crying so she's no help.
>All Jaune can do is try to maintain control of Ruby's wrist and hope and pray no one else ent-
>Yang enters the room.
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>>78410469
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>>78410603
>Ruby laughing maniacally with one boot on Jaune's chest
>"He is now my slave!"
>"I have defeated him utterly!"
>"I have made him kneel before me!"
>"I have sucked his-"
>"Ruby you're only making things worse!"
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>>78410854
no, they're really small, but I have the Weiss figure on pre order so maybe.
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>>78410311
Who would be Harker?
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>>78410900
>Grown man playing with dolls.

This is 2016 boys.
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>>78409676
That's just fermented grape juice with some spices
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>>78410924
>2015
>Thinking it's 2016
I sure hope you don't do this.
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>>78410885
>Fetch me chains for my slave Pyrrha and I may allow you to borrow him!
>Ruby!
>What? You're a good cook. It's not like it'll take you all day to make my cookies. ...my blood cookies.
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>>78410924
I compete in USPSA pistol matches, I think it balances out.
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>>78409676
>>
Guys, where do babies come from in RWBY universe?
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>>78410868
Nope, can you spare me a link ?
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>>78410924
>This is 2016 boys.
Lay off the eggnog
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>>78410993
Science and dust augmented vaginas and uteruses
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>>78411001
http://exhentai.org/g/681363/2f2f27f3fc/
It's actually non-H
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>>78410993
When dust and aura love each other very much, they fuse together to create babies!
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>>78410993
Who carried in this scenario ?
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>>78411025
By hair color.
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>>78410993
Good old fashioned sex and sperm mixing with eggs.

It's called procreation.
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>>78411018
Got a sad panda, an alternative link pls ?
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>>78411037
Blue board, anon.
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>>78411037
Get that filthy shit out of here.
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>>78410921
Penny?
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>>78410993
Sex. Dust and Aura allow for gay/lesbian couples to have babies.
If not, then, well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWeMvrNiOM
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>>78411037
I don't want to see the Qock.
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>>78411058
>2016
>Getting pandas
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>>78411025
see
>>78411037
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>>78407022

I wanted to take Weiss to Paris once.
Once.
I visited it last year and fell in love with it.

But Paris is changing now.
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>>78411058
>He doesn't know how to use sad panda
Disgusting newfag detected.
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>>78411058
It's called 'Kill Living Beings' search along with persona 3
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>>78411047
Genes dont work that way Liquid.
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>>78411074
Why not use IVF?
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>>78410873
>Yang takes in the situation.
>Jaune on the ground. Around the groin a very distinct bulge.
>Ruby on his chest, red faced, breathing heavily and ranting about how Jaune was now her sole property and how she owned him through what she sucked
>Pyrrha on the ground in the fetal position.
>"Yang, gaze upon my prize! Conquered and dominated so completely tha- hey where're you going? I still haven't started up the sucking again!
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>>78411058
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/681363/2f2f27f3fc/
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>>78410960
> "There we go. We have moons, bloody fangs..."
> "They make fang cutters?"
> "Upside down ice cream cones. And bats, of course."
> "Hm.."
> "What's wrong?"
> "Should a vampire really be eating bats? I mean it's a little weird, right?"
> "Eat the damn cookies, Ruby."
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>>78411037
Dude, spoil or delete that shit.
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>>78411037

>"It ain't gonna suck itsself"
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>>78411025
Ruby carried Rudolf. Weiss carried Winifred.
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>>78411110
Remnant probably uses dust for everything, even if there is a simpler and safer solution. Plus, we're talking about actual homosexual reproduction (as in, the two are the sole biological parents).
another way: handholding
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>>78411106
Not in the kuma'verse. The white one is carried by Weiss, the red one is carried by Ruby. Each have the other parent's power.
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>>78411179
>mfw that pic
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>>78411096
I'm just too lazy
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>>78411187
Superior version
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>>78411206
>I'm too lazy to know how to get rid of the sad panda
Nah, you're just a newfag.
>>
>>78410120
>Griffin
Is that a recoilless rifle?
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>>78411206
You do know that you are missing out on some of the best content with out utilizing sad panda
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>>78411212
>superior version
>245 pixels wide
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>>78410241
>Jaune's squeaks as Ruby nibbles on his neck.
I'm hard right now.
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>>78411232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-176_Griffin

It was fired from an AC-130W stinger II in Iraq.
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>>78411246
>>78411223
Truth be told, I don't view porn or fap that often. I don't really have much use to learn how. Also I'm really lazy.
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>>78411135
Jesus this is too much.

I'm drowing is the cutesy.
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>>78411247
Alright I'll give you that. My phone can't do much in high quality. I should have cropped it beforehand.
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>>78411306
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>>78411246
I'll admit to being a newfag if that's what it takes to hear what to do.
>>
>>78411206
>>78411246
You are missing out that RWBYxNaruto porn
.
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>>78411315
There are much better guides elsewhere. just google it. It's not really a secret.
>>
>>78411106
They made a boy out of two pairs of X chromosomes, I'd think that something as trivial as hair color would be easily assigned.
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>>78411315
Go to /h/ they have tutorial is each thread.

Or just google it.

>>78411313
My heart.
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>>78411135
>Is that how you speak to your mistress?
>Ruby-
>Who is this Ruby? I am Count Rubeicula!
>>
I bet it's more common to see Female Faunus/Male Human pairings than MF/FH pairings in the RWBY universe. Fucking race traitor sluts.
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>>78411361
Fuck it. It's Dust. It practically do anything at this point. Look at Weiss.
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>>78411319
I'm good senpai
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>>78411313
If I die from the diabeetus this is giving me, I'm gonna fucking haunt you.
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>>78411379
Well, yeah. That's how it was in real life. There was less stigma to being a white with a black woman than there was being a black man with a white woman.
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>>78411379
>daughter of a high ranked white fang member
>sneaks out most nights
>meets up with human boy
>fucks him raw every time
>that'll show daddy
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>>78411379
>implying those Atlas Girls don't want to piss off Daddy by lusting after that Faunus Horse cock.
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>>78411395
It's not even that outlandish. We've already bred two female mice successfully and XX male syndrome is an actual thing.
Dust is the wild card which keeps Remnant running but that whole thing is scientifically plausible.
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>>78411395
It's entirely possible that some Grimm have evolved to have dust in them
Cinder is going to free them from their squalid prison
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>>78411379
Well the only Male Faunus we've seen in extensive amounts of time is Sun, and you can believe there's women who'd Jungu Bang him.
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>>78411370
>"I can fly you know."
>Ruby extends her cape behind her and jumps up and down flapping it.
>"Sure you can Rub-"
>"Rubicula."
>"Rubicula"
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>>78411370
Countess.

I swear I need this in my life and I didn't know I did.
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>>78411446
>>78411435
See, in the end we're not so different, you and I
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>>78411415
You are missing some regular RWBY stuff.
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>>78411135
>"Cookies ill need a devourer such as you!"
>"Bah! What is a cookie? A miserable pile of dough."
>"Ruby please stop playing with your food"
>"Quiet, slave!"
>"..."
>"Fine. . .But Enough talk, have at you!"
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>>78411486
We still haven't gotten any more RWBY doujins?
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>>78411415
To the Naruto x Rwby shit he's talking about.
I'll learn eventually.
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>>78411429

I'm gonna go pee anon wish me luck
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>>78408494
I want to brush her hair.
And lick her hairy armpits.
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>>78411516
Not really, but lets wait till the next comiket and hope.
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>>78411495
> "Yang, it has been a week and Rubbicu...Ruby is still pretending to be a vampire."
> "Heh, yeah, she'll do that."
> "She tried to fly off the roof yesterday."
> "Hm, that's not good... Well, there's only one way to solve this!"
> Yang goes to her dresser.
> Pulls out a crucifix and a sucker-dart crossbow.
> "Yang, what are you-"
> "I'm not Yang! I'm the vampire hunter Van Xiao Long!"
> "Should we really be encouraging this?!"
> "It's the only way. When we were kids she played astronaut and got stranded on the moon. It took a month for a rescue mission to get her back to normal."
> "..."
> "And this way I could get another ticker tape parade!"
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>>78411495
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>>78411540
You know, from wearing that toque wherever she goes she probably has the greasiest and sweatiest hair ever
>>
>>78411524
i am now kill
prepare 2 get spooked
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>>78411541
>"Cutie"
>Ear fondling
>"Cutie"
>"Cutie"
>"Cutie"

Anon. I don't want to sound desperate. But I need the sauce.

That's my bellword, so please.
Sauce.
For the love of all deities in the known universe.
>>
>>78411516
>>>/aco/276142
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54171422

It's in the works
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>>78411594

I want to cum on her hair
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>>78411282
>Fired from an AC-130
Stahp, my boner can take in so much
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>>78411606
http://exhentai.org/g/770270/37565b1080/
It's pretty tame. not much to it.
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>>78409848
And then she kills you in your sleep
>>
>>78411637
The Rube is too pure for that.
>>
>>78411637
I'd take that.
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>>78411469
>Weiss sees Ruby in the distance. Her body is parrelell to the ground and her hands are outstretched, the ends of her cape clutched in either hand.
>She's flying.
>What Weiss can't see is Jaune huffing and puffing as he carries her over his head in a dead sprint.
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>>78411633
Still, thank you very much.
You have no idea how much you're helping me.
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>>78411637
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>>78411612
And she wishes gays didn't exist.
>>
>>78411458
>spoiler
Thatcher you're the best
>>
>>78411516

Rwby femdom doujin about neo done by mame when?
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>>78411723
When Roman dies
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>>78411458
Is that from the Disney Hercules movie?
I havent watched that one in ages.
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>>78411594
Well that is a good reason to take a shower together and clean that hair real good.
Then brush her hair and cuddle in a warm bed.
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>>78411737
Yes it is the titans escaping
>>
Was anyone watching the ladies pre recorded live stream on rt it just cut out in the middle.
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>>78411684
>Jaune has now touched Ruby in more ways than he has Pyrrha.
>>
>as they approach the hear a ruckus
>Pyrrha and Ruby are rolling around on the ground wrestling
>Pyrrha's wearing the werewolf costume
>"Pyrrha what are you doing?!"
>"It was the only way she would talks this seriously!"

>>78411563
There are people who DON'T?
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>>78410993
I want to run my fingers through this Rube's gorgeous hair.
>>
>>78411737
Pain and Panic are a less competent version of Em and Merc.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRULDdFvc0
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>>78411787
>Jaune instinctively attempts to defend his "Master".
>Pyrrha's Face when she gets suplexed
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>>78411787
How would she dress Jaune?
>>
>>78411853
I want to give her a hug and tell her it will all be alright.
>>
>>78411876
The damsel in distress.
>>
>>78411876
Blake suggested she dress up Jaune as Renfield as a joke. To her surprise, Ruby did it (the absolute madwoman!)
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>>78411876
By knocking him unconscious first
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>>78411878
I want to tell her she'll be a great mom.
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>>78411787
>There are people who DON'T?
Terrible people.

Though a lot of Castlevania games aren't very good, or are downright bad.
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>>78411924
>"Hey Jaune?"
>"Yeah Countess Rubicula?"
>"Look here."
>"Look whe-" BANG.
>"First the stuff Yang suggested."
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All of these ideas.

I swear they need to come together.

This is too good.

It's 00:07 right now. I love you /RWBYg/ Merry Christmas!
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>>78411946
Lords of Shadow can kiss the palest part of my pale white ass.
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>>78411878

Rubes likes you but doesn't want to be with a deadbeat like you
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>>78411946
Well the goto one is Symphony of the Night. When you say Castlevania that is what most people think of and it is probably the best one.
>>
>>78411946
The only ones I really like are Aria of sorrow and dawn of sorrow.

AoS is one of my favourite games of all time.
>>
>>78411969
We need a drawfag in this before Halloween.
>>
>>78411981
But I am at work right now.
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>>78411313
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>>78411212
Its an adorable picture but I cant get out of my mind that some one of the two has a secret under their panties.
>>
>>78411985
>not SotN
If you have not played it go get a psx emulator and download it.
>>
>>78411961
>Yang has a ready made list of outfits she would find hot on the guys of the group.
>Ruby accidentally takes that list instead of the cute list.
>>
>>78411985
>>78412018
What about Lords of Shadow?
>>
>>78412012
Obviously it is Ruby
>>78409121
>>
>>78412018
>Has played SotN
>Still ranks it lower than AoS and OoE

Still, #3 isn't bad.
>>
>>78410993
artificial insemination the donor is Pope Schnee
>>
>>78412045

>>78411980
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>>78410993
Taiyang, mostly.
>>
>>78411946
I'll give you that. My first foray into the series was Symphony of the Night, so I forgive just about anything else. Permanent love.
>>
>>78412073
OoE was not bad
I have not played LoS yet honestly still prefer SotN over OoC because I found the equipment system in it better and the overall gameplay more enjoyable.
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>>78411998

Rubes wishes you wouldn't work on christmas eve but she'll wait for you to get home
>>
>>78412085
>Pope
sorry i meant papa
autocorrect is a bitch
>>
>>78412085
>Pope Schnee
YOU SHALL SLAY ALL THE FAUNUS, FOR THEY HAVE FORSAKEN GOD!
>>
>>78412139
Also have to work Christmas day retail is suffering. Hopefully this will be my last year of it.
>>
>>78412156
Deus Vult!
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>>78412144
>Papa Schnee is the Pope
This is now canon
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>>78412164

Rubes wants to spend christmas with you but she understands
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>>78412164
>Being a wagecuck
Boy, is it good to be self employed artist that gets paid several hundred bucks for art commissions
>>
>>78412164
Retail workers are the unsung heroes of Christmas.
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>>78412203
Let's be sad in the rain together
>>
>>78408557
JNPR
>>
>>78408838
>Where did that come from anyway?
Some people out there don't believe RWBY has enough cliched romantic drama bullshit yet and want to shove more in.
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>>78411985
¡Mi hermano! AoS is the absolute best Metroidvania.
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>>78412260
Oi, drawfag, why are you sitting here talking shit instead of drawing Rubicula and her slave Jaune?
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>>78408557
CFVY
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>>78411116
You guys are assholes. And I love it
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>>78412296

It's okay maybe Ruby will spend christmas with the two new black guys next door
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1668777#search=Ruby_Rose
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>>78412377
Because he is busy shit posting thinking anyone cares about his commissions.
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>>78412392
It's okay, there are no black people next door in my neighborhood.
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>>78412296
sad in the rain time?
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>>78409745
I've had a few, pretty normal really.
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>>78412290
You never know if a person that browses this general is right in front of you.
Asking where the stuff is.
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>>78412377
They weren't requested, my comissions are:
>>78407017
>>78407292 (Lewd Santa Suit)
>>78407341
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>>78412134
OoE is my second favorite in the series. The only big issue that I have with it is those two villagers you have to find to get the true ending. Other than that, it's near perfect.
>tfw Dracula starts walking towards you instead of changing forms
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>>78412392
Joke's on you, Anon! My neighborhood is a bunch of Asians and one crazy cat lady.
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>>78412452
Yeah always wonder if when I pull out my phone to look shit up for people who are too stupid to do it themselves of they will recognize what I was looking at. Has not happened yet.
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>>78412392
I'm a brown guy :^)
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So what are you guys doing tonight?
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>>78412520
Nothing.
As always.
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>>78412520
Watching Godzilla movies with my family.
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>>78412392
I'm not sure how to react to this.
On one hand, she's my waifu.
On the other, that pic is fucking hot.
In other words...
MY HEART IS TELLING ME NO
BUT MY DICK IS TELLING ME YES
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>>78412454
And how are they coming along, sir drawfag?
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>>78412520
Trying to beat Dark Souls 2 with a dex build.

I'm actually pretty close to the end I think. I've reached the grave where the king is wandering around.

I'm really looking forward to going back to work and lying to the boss about how I enjoyed the holidays.
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>>78412520

Spending Christmas by myself and my fantasies of spending christmas with Weiss
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>>78412520
Party is about to start and I'm sitting here replying to your post.
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>>78412533
that sounds fun
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>>78412561
But you're with us, anon!
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>>78412520
Working then going home to play games and bullshit around until I goto sleep to wake up at eight to go back and do it all again tomorrow.
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>>78412538

Face it, Ruby is a BBC slut and she got it from her sister
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>>78412520
Wrapping gifts, being bored, and waiting for some games (early Christmas gifts) to finish installing on my Xbone. Also, being on /RWBYg/.
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>>78412576
It is. We're also making the best foodstuff known to man.
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>>78412520
Gift wrapping and then midnight church service.
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>>78412590
for a second I though BBC as in British Broadcasting Corporation
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>>78412520
Right now? Sitting with my family wrapping presents for my youngest sibling so that when he wakes up in a few hours he can tear through the wrapping paper.

Considering writing the beginning of the Vampire rp with Ruby and Jaune or a Ren greentext I've been thinking about. Then letting a compotnet writefag take over.
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>>78412590
>implying Yang's into BBC instead of BFC

Can't beat those funny shapes.
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>>78412590
>BBC
>Not BFC (Big Faunus Cock)
no wait that's Weiss nevermind.
Ruby is either secretly even more experienced in bed than her sister or knows nothing about sex (probably doesn't even know what it is)
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>>78412590
>Amagi Brilliant Park
I like it.
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>>78412557
I also have a package someone sent to my house.

Don't know who it's from since everybody I know is dead and I don't know if I should open it tomorrow.
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>>78412616
Ruby will kill a man if she misses Doctor Who
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>>78412590
Rubes is pure, R-
>Long haired Neo

Damn it penis, we're supposed to be angry now! Stop it!
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>>78410743
>Pyrrha
>Not just laying down like the doormat she
She won't believe Jaune when he tells her the truth about where he got the hickey, but she'll just say "O-okay then. I hope you two had fun".
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>>78412651
https://youtu.be/sVx20xPdKTY
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>>78412100
>Taiyang is Ghengis Khan-ing his way across Remnant
>Still doesn't actually know where babies come from though
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>>78412698
And then Nora will offer to break Jaune's and/or Ruby's legs. Probably Jaune's so he can't get away anymore.
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>>78412698
Honestly, I find it funnier if Pyrrha just snaps and goes full Yandere, at least once.
>>
>>78412556
Not much progress since I just got home from Christmas shopping for my nieces and nephews.
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>>78412698
>It was a lot of fun Pyrrha! Jaune was on top for a lot of it-
>Ruby!
>But when I wrapped my legs around his head he just gave in and submitted to me.
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>>78412520
Thanks to the power of rotation-induced time manipulation, I'm already done with Christmas for the most important parts (presents and food).

atm I'm finishing the Velvet sexual desperation smut I started some days ago.
>>
>>78412657
How do you not know who it's from?
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>>78412748
Man, Pyrrha's journal is never going to hear the end of this
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>>78412648
It's the latter. Even if only because she's 15.

She'll know what sex is but probably isn't interested in it. Yang probably has experience with whoever the local bad boy a signal was in her time.
Before Taiyang found out and crushed his nuts and Qrow burried the body.

I don't know why it pisses me off so much when people sexualise Ruby. Romance smut fine. Anything else just really gets under my skin.
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>>78412767
There's no shipping label. It's just a small package that's been wrapped well.

I'm actually kind of worried now.
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>>78412698
>Turning something fun into the same old crap

Alright then.
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>all this Castlevania
>no Lament of Innocence
I guess y'all missed out on the goodness
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>>78412797
Throw it away.
Don't take the chance.
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>>78412818
>liking any Modernvania
Castlevania just flat out doesn't work in 3d
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>>78412827
I say let's put put it up to a strawpoll.

If the anon stops talking we'll learn the dangers of opening strange packages.
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>>78412827
Don't listen to him it might be a magical gift from your waifu
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>>78412860
Do you want this to be like that one guy who tested out the grenade?
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>>78412841
See, I thought it worked beautifully in LOI, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.
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>>78412899
Then let's agree to disagree, m80
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>>78412791
Yeah I mean most 15 year olds will know what sex is some may even care about it Ruby seems more interested in weapons then people, would not be surprised if under her bed there was just massive amounts of gun porn.
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>>78412797
Throwing it away would only pass the danger on, if it's really dangerous. Then some poor fuck who might look into your trash finds it and thinks "cool, free stuff".

Bring it to the police, tell them what you told us and ask them if they could open it somewhere safe.

Or use a long stick and open it from a safe distance.
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>>78412873
>>78412827
Here's a picture. It's pretty small. It fit through my mail slot.
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>>78412791
>triggered by sexualized Ruby
Someone post links to the doujins
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>>78412896
Didnt that dude put it in the microwave?
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>>78412919
Fair enough.
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>>78412922
Or just open it. Did you do anything to make someone want to kill you?
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>>78412925
Probably fucking Anthrax or Nova 6 or some shit.
OPEN IT
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Was that secret Santa story from last thread finished?
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>>78412934
No he pulled the pin and threw it down the toilet like a fucking idiot.
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>>78412934
He pulled the pin and threw it in his toilet
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>>78412921
When you say "gun porn", do you mean pictures of weapons and ammo, or women rubbing a revolver against their clits?
Seriously, with Ruby this is a valid question.
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>>78412533
Good man
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>>78412946
No.

Honestly this package might just be the most exciting thing to happen to me in a while.
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>>78412925
Put on some heavy duty gloves, clothing that cover your whole body, a dust mask and destroy it.
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>>78412934
No that's the anon with the spoiled sour cream, the anon with the live grenade pulled the pin and dropped it in the toilet
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>>78412925
GET RID OF IT
REMOVE IT
NOW
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>>78412925
Open!
Open!
Open!
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>>78412921
It would take somebody stellar to get he head out of the gun clouds.

Ruby strikes me as a person that is genuinely ready to love somebody when they can get outside of their comfort zone.

Her first heartbreak is going to be brutal. If it even comes along, maybe she'll be one of the lucky ones and find somebody that just never fades.

>>78412992
Pictures of weapons, ammo and the latest desings.
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>>78412925
Anon light it on fire and throw it out of a window.
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>>78412925
WAIT!
Wear protective clothing
Before you open its lid, poke holes at the side.
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>>78412925
At least remove the wrapper.
Shouldn't explode.

>>78412946
>>78413001

Do you have any friends, friendly neighbors or something like that?
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>>78412925
maybe someone likes you anon...just a thought
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http://strawpoll.me/6358029
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>>78412967
The Predator one was
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>>78412992
Mainly weapons that gives you a boner. It could also be what you described or your anthropomorphic raifu
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>>78413001
Is it in a box or is it malleable? If it's in a box, you can at least remove the wrapper.
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>ITT Anon gets blown up by a fucking bomb
Fucking call that shit in. If it's nothing, you'll at least get a funny story out if it.
>>
>>78413081
Mystery Box Religion when?
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>>78413081
>Book vines?
The wrapping is already suspicious as fuck
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>>78412975

Wait, what the fuck? Does anyone have a screencap or date this happened so I can check the archives?
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>this anon who received the package doesn't realize he has a Secret Santa
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>>78413114
Islam
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>>78412925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w
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>>78413073
I park my car in the garage so I don't even see them leaving the house.

>>78413102
Feels kind of stiff but it's not a box. I cut a slit in the side and nothing came out

The strawpoll says to open it so I'm doing it.
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>>78413110
Listen to Hate-bro and take it to the police or something. There has to be at least a few officers there who will open it for you.
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That wrapping is a trick man.
It's a lure.
>>
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
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>>78413145
Rip Anon. Got fucked up by an IED. Dear god, its like I'm back in the desert.
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>>78413145
Do you know where this guy's going for Christmas? Everywhere.
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>>78413145
Is it pressure sensitive?
Try prodding its lid if you can find it
If not puncture it with a wire all the way through and try to gauge what you feel
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>>78413168
what?
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>>78413145
>nothing came out
That's what they want you to think. Maybe it's Pandora's Box and you just released all the bad things of 4chan into the real world?
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>>78413168
GET OUT
LEAVE
GET SAFE
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Don't die on us Anon. Call the fucking cops first and/or anyone you love.
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>>78413189
I opened it.

It's not a fucking bomb or prison or fucking anything like that.

I'm going to take a picture of what it fucking is.
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>>78413114
>mystery box religion
Oh, so you mean "everyone who plays CoD zombies"?
The box giveth and the box taketh away.
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>>78413228
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Why does everyone think it's a bomb?
can't mystery thins ever be good?
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>>78413228
Is it a dismembered head?
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>>78413228
If it's a dragon dildo...
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>>78413228
Let's do this!
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>>78413241
You really shouldn't be.
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>>78413228
>ITT Anon was assassinated via a box and replaced with a Russian Manchurian Sleeper Agent.
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>>78413228
You've got my attention.
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>>78413269
Oh.
Dropped.
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>>78413269
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>>78413269
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>78413269
Fucking fuck worst christmas ever
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>>78413269
I'm so sorry.
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>>78413269
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN A FUCKING BOMB
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>>78413269
...why would someone place that in front of your door?
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>>78413269
It wasn't worth it.
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>>78413269

Holy shit man, Someone out there hates you.
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>>78413269
YOU SHOULD'VE DESTROYED IT.
IT'S TOO LATE NOW
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>>78413269
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>>78413269
Is this really better then the bomb ?
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>>78413269
Should've destroyed it. With fire.
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>>78413269
Question now is who did this vile act
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>>78413269
At least it's semi-RWBY related, right guys?
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>>78413269
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>>78413269
Christ now I kinda wish it was a bomb.
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>>78413269
>SAO
I would prefer actual cancer to this.
OH WAIT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
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>>78413269
Truly, a gift worthy of your achievements
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>>78413325
He never asked for this
>>
Someone should screencap all this.
>>
Well, I mean.
The only thing to do now is to burn it.
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>>78413325
>deus ex
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB! A BOMB.
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>>78413269
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>>78413269
Someone cap this please.
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>>78413361
....Fine, I'll get on it.
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>>78413269
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>>78413361
Please do.
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>>78413365
Nah, storytime that shit, then burn it
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>>78413361
Seconded. This is the best thing to come out of /RWBYg/ in a while.
>>
My job is suit and tie. The few times I've been dressed casually where my coworkers can see me I've worn MMA autism stuff.

There is no fucking rhyme or reason for this.
>>
>>78413397
Someone out there knows you.
They've been watching you.
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>>78413387

Based.
>>
Does anyone else here really want to see a 'rescue Jaune form the bad guys' arc? Bonus points if the main reason he gets caught is because Cardin basically throws him under the bus.
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>>78413395
We've had screencap worthu shit twice in a row. Did anyone get around to capping last nights, btw?
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>>78413415
I think that's the most disturbing thing about all this. Don't let your guard down... It's not over yet.
>>
Truly.
The only question now.
Who sent it?
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>>78413397
What if next they buy you something RWBY related.
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>>78413425

I capped the Predator Secret Santa. Doesn't look like anyone else did. If you're talking about something else, I got nothing.
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>>78413397
You'll start getting SAO related shit every week from now on, dude. Eventually, you may even get something else...
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>>78413269
>His faith and determination
>gone
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>>78413458
I'm talking about the guro fag. Not the greentext, in case you were wondering.
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>>78413425
The guro thing? I sure hope so. That shit was hilarious.
>>
>>78413468
What are you going to send him anon
IS IT SOMETHING WORSE
>>
>>78413418
I'm sorry, I can't. There's just too much shit to sift through.
>>
/RWBYg/ sure gets wild around the holidays.
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>>78413269
And so, anon had a very shitty christmas. He didn't deserve this
>>
>>78413485
But literally no one has provided a cap for it. Hell, I'd do it, if I knew how.
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>>78413472
I was actually kind of excited for a bit.

Now I'm just meh.

Want to go back to Pyrrha getting cucked by Ruby?
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>>78413545
It happens when they starve us of the show.
>>
>>78413553
Sure
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>>78413552
just press the "prt sc" button and paste it into paint or go download a program that'd let you do it.
>>
Where are you SOUP? You've gotta finish the Secret Santa pt.2.
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>>78413553
Countess Rubeula and sure.
>>
>>78413509
Nah, I just have a funny feeling. Dude, if yoy get any more weird packages, come to us first.
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>>78413553
Yeah.
{spoiler]Pyrrha being cucked by Lancaster is best cucking[/spoiler]
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>>78413578
I know that, it's just the cropping that always gets me.
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>>78413269
Oh God. I'm dying.
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>>78413391
Story time it how?
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>>78413269
Ho Ho Holy fucking shit.
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>>78413534

Fuck it. I'll see about doing it tomorrow.
>>
This thread was pretty alright. But you know what we need for the next one? This night, all night Christmas story time! Who's up for it?!
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>>78413775
I'm up for it
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>>78412801
It's literally her character, she gave Jaune advice for going after Weiss for gods sake.
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>>78413775
Write something for whiterose and boy I'll ride you like a motherfucking buffalo.
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>>78413775
Eh, why not.
>>
>>78413705
You're awesome, Anon.
>>
Anybody else notice that we are on page10?
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>>78413809
Sorry, I don't do ships. I'm more of a fluff guy.
>>78413818
>>78413801
Then would you like to do a chain greentext with me?
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>>78413775
Anon, I'll tell you what.

Tomorrow. I will be up at 9:30 UK time.
I will spend time with my family, an hour on my new game and thrity minutes to do some exercise and another twenty to soalk in the tub.

When I come onto /RWBYg/ tomorrow. We'll talk. Maybe get into Countess Rubeula and some Ren shinenigans because he's a woefully neglected character.
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>>78413809
>White Rose
>not Lancaster
it's like you are trying to be a faggot
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>>78413827
Yeah, yeah, I'm on it, hold your horses.
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What if JNPR was team DNPR? You instead Jaune we have...
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>>78413775
I'm okay with that. Got a Christmas story planned with Neo going a little overboard...
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>>78413835
I would, but I'm a shit writer.
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>>78413871
>Shit writer.
Like that's stopped anyone. It's christmas Anon! Get in on the fun!
I bet some of us are gonna name and everything.
>>
>>78413884
>>78413884
>>78413884
New Thread
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>>78413871
Hey, I'm a shit writer, too
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>>78413850
What if JNPR was team NNPR? You instead Jaune we have...
>>
>>78413603
my comrade of faunus descendant
>>
>>78413846
Lancaster is only mildly less shit than Arkos.
>>
>>78413977
It's about equal.
>>
>>78413977
>Mildly less
I call that progress
>>
>>78413977
It's massively more shit, because Arkos is actually good.
>>
>>78414256
What Deaf said.
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>>78414256
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>>78414256
MY NIGGA.
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>>78414256
This namefag gets it.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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