Holiday Lanterns - Christmas Eve Edition

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>>78403441

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>>78403635

>>78403441
Why even start one the day before?

>>78404071
To make up for the terrible Thanksgiving one we had.

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>>78403441
I know it's shit, but this is the first time I'm contributing to a holiday lanterns thread

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>>78403441
>you'll never be a green lantern

What a surprise, the Holiday Lantern thread started too early and now it's dead. What a fucking surprise.

>>78404888
Just like every holiday so far this year

>>78404708
Larfleeze would make more sense as the Grinch.

>>78404957
Maybe whoever is running these things should quit and let someone else take over.

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>>78405036
It's a deeper wound than that. I'd say 60% of /co/ is new this year so they don't even know about Holiday Lanterns. Plus the archives are dead so no one knows how to participate.

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>>78405451
Yeah, that's a huge reason too. I remember a couple of years ago it was big enough that there was a Batfamily thread too, and the Thanksgiving one this year barely stayed afloat.

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every year my step sister is a complete piece of shit and every year she gets everything she asks for and more.

this year she's getting a (third?, maybe fourth?) guitar and she has absolutely no need for it

she got a wii one year (I still have yet to get anything newer than the ps2) and she doesn't even play video games (I'm also a dude so it makes even less sense)

I really wish santa was real because this bitch and so many others deserve nothing but a lump of coal (no that's too useful, maybe a charcoal briquette?)

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>>78405757
also, more holiday lanterns from previous years (this has been my haven for so many years)

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I'll post some of the ones I've made over the years.

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>>78405791

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>>78405855
Though this one isn't one of mine.

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>>78406041
I'm still looking through all the ones from years ago.

It's a lot harder figuring out which ones go where without the time stamp in front of the file names I have them back then.

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>>78406073

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>>78406085

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>>78405999

A classic

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Well then.

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>>78406146
This year will be different!

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>>78406156
Basically my entire night last night. The peanut butter cookies turned out great, but the chocolate chip and sugar cookies I made were shit. I think used too much butter.

>>78405896
I bet she'd love a gag gift.

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>>78406400
>too much butter

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>>78408085

I don't wanna blog but thanks for this /co/. I spend most of my holidays in these threads with you because my family is a bunch of shitter and every year it's a fun time

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>>78404178
This is good

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>>78409680

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>>78403441

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>>78409856
Oh uh sorry buddy, only close family members this year.

But seriously, fridging the extended family is probably best.

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>>78410067

Kinda sucks that the characters in these images are more relevant in these threads than they are in the comics.

>>78405594
All I know is this is something I look forward to every holiday and I was sorely disappointed this thanksgiving

>>78410886
None of these are really comics accurate

Although yeah if they were supposed to be comics accurate that'd be depressing

I miss the skittle squad and when the GL franchise was big and popular and not terrible

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>>78405894
Too real, man.

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>>78406400

>>78404708
My sides can't deal with that third panel.

>>78404178
I don't get it

>>78409106
One of my cousins and I have fucked every year for the the last 6. She stays with her family until new years, we normally do it then, not on Chrismas day.

Trouble is, this year I have my Girlfriend staying with me, but my cousin has said she wants keep up the tradition, and I'm worried she might do something stupid if I turn her down, so I think I might have to do it anyway. She's been making stupid innuendos like Star Sapphire here too, way to blatantly for my liking.

Bump, will contribute more later on

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>>78410067

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National Lampoon reference for all y'all

>>78412362

Option A: Just plan around it as best you can. If you really want to avoid hanky-panky that badly, make sure that you schedule your time so that your GF is pretty much always around. Find enough time to talk with your cousin like "Oh well, guess no shag this year, sorry". Cousin doesn't get mad because you made an effort.

Option B: Fuck your god damn cousin do it faggot stick it right in her

Option C: Threesome

>>78412467
Option A, anon. Don't Ever Fug Your Cousin Again

>>78412534

This.

Cousins are for hug, not for fug.

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>>78412362

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>>78412467

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>>78412534

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>>78403441
NOW we're talking Christmas!

Merry Christmas, /co/!

>>78410886
Is Alan Scott still way more in character here than in the comics?

>>78413720
>Is Alan Scott still way more in character here than in the comics?
Currently in the comics he has no personality aside from being kind of Dr. Manhattan-y, so yes cranky grandpa and flaming homo Alan are more more in character

>>78413908
Haha, oh wow, and I was just talking about cranky grandpa Alan.

bumpan this thread for the nostalgia

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>tfw didn't get to participate in the Halloween thread this year because normies
feels good to be back, man

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>>78414379

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True story.

Didn't find out until guests were arriving.

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>>78414576

How was /co/ christmas mine was swell.
Uncles kept calling me the penny diddler but mine was good

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>>78414798

>>78414883
Was alright, the wrapping paper ball war was substandard at this year's Christmas Eve party though.

Managed to get my little nephew to deliver surprise attacks on my behalf, so that was good.

>>78414883
>penny diddler
Why?

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>>78414676

>>78409897
>pumpkin pie
oh man, who's gonna be the one to tell Atrocitous...

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>>78409897

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>>78415098
inb4 Aunt Carol, go suck a candy cane this is my turf

>>78414973
I stuck a penny inside my penis when I was young

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Iiiiii'm dreeaaming, of a whiiiiite chriiiistmaaas

>>78405918
Dad?

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>>78415303

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>>78415285

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>>78415359

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>>78415515

>>78408878
Have you ever made cookies with too much butter? They melt into buttery messes.

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Y'know I can't for the life of me figure out why have 2 Kyle templates. I'd have to go through the archives but they are kill.

>>78415285
W-what?

>>78415631
>Be really stupid 7 year old
>ask my mom what an erection is
>she says its a game
>Kiddy mind thinks Arcade game
>Try to find quarter
couldn't find one and thank god
>Find small penny
>Try to force into my pee hole
>Hurt like hell
>Mom comes in
>Be called the penny diddler for the next 20 years

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>>78415285
>>78412362
This is an interesting Holiday Lantern thread.

>>78415704
>Not called the Penny pusher

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>>78415285

>>78414653
>plastic trees r bad!!!
>so lets go cut down a couple billion
I don't understand.

>>78416421
Kek

>>78414676
>"How's the job hunt going?"

>We got you a omnibus of Deadpool for Xmas
>It's written by Way.

>>78417123
Fuck you

>>78417123
I've had a job for 3 years now but this still triggered me.

>>78416667
Cutting down trees that were farmed specifically to be cut down (the case for 99% of Christmas trees) has no negative environmental impact.

Manufacturing plastic trees creates a lot of harmful waste, and because many if them eventually wind up in the trash (not recycling bin) they create more non-degredable waste.

Fuck you post more hope corgi

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>>78417477

>>78417442
>throwing away a fake tree after using it once
Just when I forget how stupid people are I get shit like this thrown right in my mouth like I'm fucking Biff from BTTF.

>>78417523
So cute
:3

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>>78414798

>>78415567
I'm sorry, I just can't wrap my head around this bizarre concept of having "too much" butter.

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Maybe Barry can deliver some holiday Flash Facts with this new addition.

>>78418084
I didn't know Paula Deen posted on a Kazakhstanian basket weaving imageboard.

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>>78418095

>>78418167
Shut up, nigger.

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>>78418176
I'm wary that Hal could come up with a line this witty? on his own but w/e.

>>78418162
That's a well-intentioned thought anon (nice pinwheel too), but we don't want a repeat of 2012. This is Holiday LANTERNS, not holiday DC Universe. Where do you draw the line? Ollie's only allowed because of his infamous crossover with GL. And because fucking Hal invited him without asking anyone.

>>78418256
rude
unfunny
uncreative
0/10

>>78418337
>I'm wary that Hal could come up with a line this witty? on his own but w/e.
sure he could, he's not THAT stupid

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>>78418417

>>78417123

Man, fuck you

>>78418703
Truth, you shouldn't buy shit made in China. Not because of their damn near slave labor business practices, but because China can't produce anything worthwhile that isn't food. And even the food is made better when other countries make it because they use higher quality ingredients, so really they're only good at making recipes.

>>78418664
Hal's going to slit your throat Ollie

>>78409796
We can all only hope that we grow to be Uncle Guy.

>>78418845
My fucking uncle is the worst. Everyone is having a good time and he has to make some joke about global warming or the re-institution of the draft.

>>78414883
I worked on the 24th and I'll be working again on the 25th. Second shift both times.
...This thread IS my Christmas.

>>78416421
Because they're HIS Booster. Larfleeze already took yours.

I have family Christmas in the morning and I need more holiday lantern to prepare for what's ahead. Pls, co

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>>78419603

For you, Anon.

>>78418664
Well how would YOU propose we ship food to famine struck regions before it goes bad? Go on.

>>78414404

Good God I hate her

Im going to be on this board all day as well.
>spending morning and afternoon with gf's family while mine is chilling states away
>afterwards spending the rest of it at the hospital because my roommate and friend got injured

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>>78417123

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Mum cancelled kid's TV package this year. Feel relieved but miss some of the Christmas specials

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>>78418401

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>>78418664

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>>78421945

>>78421620
That's more of a Red Lantern thing.

>>78422523
Njah, man, it is totally Yellow, at least in the context of next year.

This thread is making my Christmas, thanks anons!

Don't die yet!

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Merry Christmas /co/mrades!
I'm on my way to work but I just wanted to say that I'm glad I get to spend another holiday with my Lantern Senpai, these threads make this time of year a little less lonely and that's the best present I could ask for.

>>78417123
>>78421620
The scariest thing about this for me is apparently the longer of a gap you have between jobs or between graduation and a job, the less likely you are to be hired, ever, so there's less and less chance of getting one the longer you're forced to not have one.

I lose sleep over this shit. It's not my fault nobody calls me back man.

>>78423368
Just learn how to bs the time gap as some form of growth or another, as long as you can make it sound intentional or worthwhile it should be okay.

>>78421945
Somehow I have a younger cousin saying that and he is supposedly the Democrat in that part of the family. Though he did go to a business school. Plenty of money in denying basic science for fossil fuel company lies.

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>>78403441
This from /v/.

>>78423735
I was hoping I could, I have two or three reasonable sounding excuses. I've just never had to try them out before. I've never had an interview.

Merry Christmas /co/. I come here every year and love spending the holidays with you guys. You're the one family that I actually want to spend Christmas with.

I love you guys. Never change, /co/

>>78415285
>>78415737
>/co/

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>>78421620

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>>78423886
How new are you?

>>78419570

I'm sorry anon, what kind of job outside of emergency services would operate today?

>>78425080
a ton do
hell, dont forget holiday movies are a thing even though shitty families are the only ones that go to them
dont you want to go with your kids to hateful 8 right now?

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>>78423886
>This from /v/.

You have to be over 18 to post here, boy

>>78415704
You think that's bad.
>Can't remember age
>Bored find kids train toy
>Leave my penis infront of slow moving train
>Pretend it's tied up hostage
>Before I could get away it rams me we it's slow moving wheels and get stuck on me
>No one ever mentions it again god hope I my family doesn't ever bring it up with anyone I find or just for laughs.

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>>78425268

>>78425080
A lot of service jobs like gas stations or grocery stores, probably places like Wal-Mart or McDonald's, movie theaters

There's a lot of places open at least part time today

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I'm so happy this thread hasn't been shit

>>78425394
That's depressing. A time for family is now a time for consumerism.

Soon there will be no more holidays that don't involve spending money and you will work every day regardless because the goys who run these corporations want that few extra hundred thousand to million that could earn from that day alone.

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>>78425526

>>78424716
>>78425240

Well Pac-Man would be an Orange Lantern for one thing. Bayonetta is definitely a Violet Lantern.

>>78425702
>violet
>not star sapphire

>>78421599
Aw, you sound like a good person

>>78425802

Same thing, or do you get butthurt when someone calls the Sinestro Corps Yellow Lanterns?

>>78423368

Unpaid internships, anon.

It is shit, but it fills the gaps and shows you are willing to work hard.

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Time for grandpa to go off about Politics!

>>78421441

>>78426196
This actually happened. My family's pretty liberal for the most part so we all ended up agreeing that the reason Donald Trump is popular is because people like assholes that are honest about it.

>>78428880
Not him, but figured it was just because people like their politicians cartoony-looking.

Also, how many chances do you get to have a "President Donald"?

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It hurts /co/. It hurts.

The halls are decks at my house and present under the tree but it's not a happy Christmas. I love my family and we get along great. There is just one problem, sickness. Both my mother and brother(no dad in the picture) are sick or disabled. My mom has the worse of it, as she has 5 more years at most. Everytime we tried to do normal family stuff, one of them feels to bad or both of them. Here is Christmas day and I'm eating warming up chrismas eve dinner alone and we aren't going to open present until maybe tomorrow where they maybe feel good. I just want to make family memory with the limited time we got let till mom dies but no, it just not possible. I really why I came home....... I just want time to be normal for me and my family....but that's not going to happen, it never going to happen.....I don't want this feel...

>>78429314
Any chance of watching a movie on tv or something, at least?

>>78429314

I dont know that feel but I hope the rest of your day goes well

>>78429393
Yeah I can watch some Christmas movies alone.

>>78412362
I hope this anon replies. I want to know what happens.
DO ANON COMPROMISE HIS RELATIONSHIP FOR THE HOLIDAY TRADITION OR DOES DENY HIS COUSIN THAT D? FINE OUT NEXT TIME ON /CO/ CHRISTMAS TALES!

>>78429525
Uh... I was kinda asking if they were in condition to watch something with you. :/
That sucks, dude.

>>78419402
>reinstitution of the draft
Wait what?

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Wish we had more art.

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>>78430463
>mfw I can't find the holiday lanterns /coc/ plus4chan thread
>fear.exe

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My dad got me a new phone for Christmas. Which was really cool, but within an hour of having it I found it was bugged by him and he has a keylogger on it. Which I could understand if I was like 16 or 17, but I'm 18, haven't lived with him in 9 years, and moved out six months ago.

I'm super pissed about it, he doesn't care that I know and even gloated about tracking me to other family members. I think I'm just gonna take out the battery and throw it away, /co/. I don't know what else to do. I mean I don't want to seem ungrateful but it's really fucking manipulative of him.

>>78430960
that's pretty fucked up anon, even if you were younger that's still invasive and manipulative

>>78430960

Do it and do it in front of him. Even if everyone gets mad, that will teach them that you ain't no fool.

>>78430960
>>78430995
Dunno, mybe he just wants to make sure his kid is alright

>>78430960
just... unbug it.

>>78430960
Bug his own phone.

Don't tell him about it.

>>78431070
literally spying on your kids is pretty shitty

unless anon's been doing some shady and/or illegal stuff and his dad wants to keep on eye on him I guess maybe I could see why but other than that no

>>78430960
I'd keep it and only use it to fuck with him.

>>78430995
>>78431070
Nah, I call/text him fairly regularly (at least twice a week). I can understand doing it with my little brother since he's still underage and kind of reckless, but I've been pretty good and straight edge my whole life. I have no idea why he'd do this to me.

>>78431051
Yeah, that's just asking for more trouble. I don't have to make an ordeal out of it.

>>78431075
>>78431090
Not tech savvy at all and I don't care enough about his personal life to bug him. My brother confronted him about it and he said he'd shut the phone down if he tried to unbug it or reverse it or whatever the fuck he does.

>>78431195
>he said he'd shut the phone down
bullshit, he can't do that unless you let him access it

>>78431243
It's under his service plan. I'm thinking of just transferring it over and setting myself up with one but that wouldn't help at all if any of his monitoring things are done outside of the cell phone company.

>>78431195
I'd just trash it regardless whether or not you do it publicly if you don't find a way to unbug it. That phone is absolutely worthless if it violates your privacy in such a way.

>>78431195
Then just destroy all of his fucking tech and then tell him spying on people is both fucking creepy and illegal as fuuuuck.

>>78430995
Yeah okay, like you can trust underage kids anymore. All they do is send out a shit load of CP to each other and do lewd shit with strangers on the internet. Plus teens now are fucking retarded, they can dox themselves so fucking easily, I'd really enjoy waking up one day to my kid getting doxed because they decided to show their bits to grown horny men online that want to make that fantasy a reality.

If I gave my kid a phone I'd bug it because I'd want to know if they are doing something immoral and things that they shouldn't be fucking doing. Let alone there are like so many fucking App makers now who make it easy for a retard kid to hide their shit so they CAN'T get in trouble.

>>78430750
This it?

http://plus4chan.org/boards/coc/res/16579.html

It's old and archived.

I do love me a Holiday Lanterns thread, so sad they dont go 3-4 deep like they did a couple years ago! You guys are troopers and I appreciate all of you!

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How Larfleeze Stole Christmas

Every Green Lantern
Down on Mogo
Shared Christmas a lot...
But Larfleeze,
Who's Lantern was of Orange,
Did NOT!
This Larfleeze wanted Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his ring wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his spectrum was too bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his greed made everything his call.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His ring or his spectrum,
He floated there in space, hating those Lanterns,
Staring down with his cravings with a sour, Larfleeze frown
At the green lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every GL down in Mogo beneath
Was busy now, willing a green mistletoe wreath.
"And they're hanging MY stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's all MINE you hear!"
Then he growled, with his Fleezy fingers round his Lantern tight as can be,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas just for me!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the GL girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for HIS toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's another thing he wanted! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Lanterns, young and old, would sit down to HIS feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would eat his Rann-pudding, and rare Thangarian-roast-beast!
For you see Larfleeze wanted every morsel they'd all have the LEAST!!
And THEN

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>>78432414
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Lantern Oath ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And all his rings would start slinging!
They'd sling! And they'd sling!
AND they'd SLING! SLING! SLING! SLING!
And the more Larfleeze thought of the Green-Will-Christmas-Sling
The more the 'Fleeze thought, "I must have this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've wanted it now!
I MUST have Christmas MINE for the keeping!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
LARFLEEZE HAS ALL WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEAS!
"I know just what to do!" The 'Fleeze Laughed in his throat.
And he brought forth an orange Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "MY, What a great Fleezy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, that I took from Saint Nick!"
"I need is all his reindeer..."
Larfleeze looked around.
But since reindeer that fly Black Lanterns ate all last year, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Larfleeze...?
No! Lar' simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his agents forward. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of their heads.

THEN
He stole some bags
And anything to hold his payments
On a ramshakle sleigh
He hitched up his agents.

Then Larfleeze said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the GLs
Lay a-snooze in the town.
All their rings were quite dark. Quiet snow fell on Mogo.
And the Lanterns all dreaming sweet dreams without Sinesto
When he came to the first construct in the square.

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>>78432473
"This is stop number one," The old Larfleeze Claus hissed
And he flew to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight squeeze.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Fleeze.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Lantern batteries all hung in a row.
"These Batteries," he grinned, "are my first things I stow!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every ring present!
From Gardner! And Rayner! ! Saarek!
Ch'p! Turytt! Perdoo! And Gpaak!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Larfleeze, very nimbly,
Stuffed all HIS bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the GL' feast!
He took the Rann-pudding! He took the Thanagarian-roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quicker than flash.
Why, that Orange even took their last can of Kryptonian-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned Larfleeze, "I will stuff up MY CENTRAL BATTERY!!"
And the Fleeze grabbed the Power Source, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Black Lantern!
Little Katma Tui, who died in Action Comics Weekly #601-602!
The Fleeze had been caught by this little Zombie covert
Who'd rose from the dead to steal the heart of John Stewart.
She stared at Larfleeze and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why is greed all I see? WHY?"

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>>78432515
But, you know, that old 'Fleeze was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little corpse," the fake Fleezy Claus lied,
"This willpower core won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, on Maltus.
"I'll bring it back there. Then I'll be glad for you to kill us!"
And his fib fooled the corpse. Then he patted her head
And he led her to Stewart's and he sent her to his bed.
And when Katma Tui , went to a bed for her sup'.
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the battery up!
Then the last thing he took
Was the Kilowog's green ringlet.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old piglet.
On their hands he left nothing but empty fingers, and
green singlet.

And the one speck of food
That he left in the fort
Was a crumb that was even too small for G'nort.

Then
He did the same thing
To the other Lantern homes
Taking all
That he saw
For he knew it was time to call in his loans!
It was quarter past dawn...
All the GLs, still a-bed
All the GLs, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up like a wiz! The Rings! The Batteries!
All his! All the Lanterns! The Green! All for Larfleeze!
Three thousand feet up! One side of outer space,
He floated there ready to absorb at his pace!
"Pooh-pooh to the Lanterns!" he was Fleeze-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that Christmas is mine!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"Then all the GLs down on Mogo will all cry OA, WHAT WILL WE DOOO?!"
"That's a noise," grinned Larfleeze,
"That I simply must have!"

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>>78432543
So he paused. And Larfleeze put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising down on Mogo.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound was their oath!
It couldn't be so!
But the planet WAS glowing! VERY!
He stared down at Mogo!
The Fleeze popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Was slinging! Without any rings at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!

Somehow or other, a blast came the same!
And Larfleeze, with his orange-ring ice-cold in the void,
was hit puzzling and puzzling: "I took all MY rings, how could this I avoid?!
It came from their will! It came without green!
"It came without batteries, or rings I'd not seen!"
And he was hit by the power, `till his jaw tusks were sore.
Then the Fleeze thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from this core.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means I have to steal a bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...on Mogo they say
That much of Larfleeze's stolen stash
Fell back from orbit that day!
And the minute the rings returned to to the Corps,
He escaped with some swag, though he wanted much more!
And losing all the gear he kept the food for the feast!
And he...
...HE HIMSELF...!
The Fleeze ate the roast beast!

THE END.

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Finally off work! Time to hang with my favorite family! How has everybody's day been?

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>>78433021

>>78432560
Merry Christmas Anon. Merry Christmas.

>>78433021
I got everything I wanted since the highway once again failed to kill me.

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>>78433078

Not him, but Merry Christmas to you too, /co/mrade, hope you're having a great day!

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>>78433079

Glad to hear it!

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>>78432414
>>78432473
>>78432515
>>78432543
>>78432560
Good show, fellow anon.
Good show.

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>>78433228

>no hot aunt carol to keep me warm in my freezing apartment
Just like the last 15 years. Maybe next year...

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>>78433228

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>>78433576

>>78423814
>Plenty of money in denying basic science for fossil fuel company lies.

Yeah, that's exactly what they want you to think. Actually global warning is just a cover story so Democrats can gain power. They manufacture a crisis to scare people and claim they're the only ones who can save them. They want to tightly regulate everything for themselves and their buddies to prosper.

That's why Obama refuses to authorize the Alaska pipeline. One of his backers runs the railways that bring oil in from Canada. Too many rich Democrats stand to lose if the pipeline is put into action

There is no altruism behind global warming. There never was. Democrats only give a shit about their power and wealth. And theyll throw sheep like you under the bus the second it benefits them

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>>78433727
>Democrats only give a shit about their power and wealth. And theyll throw sheep like you under the bus the second it benefits them

You just described 99% of all politicians

>>78433811
You know I 50% agree with him. A whole generation can't take credit for stopping the nazi regime, but this whole safe space garbage is pretty dumb.

It's like the phrase "sticks and stones may break my bones and words will never hurt me." didn't teach those kids a thing.

>>78433811
Even more painful that his son's a faggot.

>>78431374
I don't think it's illegal if you're paying for the phone.

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>>78433894

>>78433727
>sheep
You nailed my obnoxious uncle perfectly.

>>78431374
You sound like a teenager who's up to trouble!

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>>78433953

>>78433954

Your Uncle is right on the money

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>>78434006

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>>78434006

>>78434025
Democrats are not nearly unified enough for that kind of scheming. You're just paranoid.

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>>78434115

>>78434153

Exactly what they want you to think

>>78434190

We would always give our dachshund a slice of bread with some bacon grease on it once a week, as a treat

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>>78434348

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For the regulars, are there any lanterns that you avoid using? Any that you use more often? For example, I think I'm pretty good with Ollie, Hope Corgi, Carol, and Atrocitus, and I'm getting better with Aya, Hal, and Grandpa Alan, so I tend to use those more. I'm pretty terrible with the rest though so I usually avoid using them. Anybody else do the same? Have you gotten better with the characters over time?

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>>78404643
>hope corgi will never be canon

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>>78434348

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>>78434516

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>>78434506

>I never asked for these feels

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>>78434532

>>78434473
I'm pretty terrible at Soranik.
My favorite ones are Ayas even though they're more difficult.

>>78434707

I don't even try Soranik, I can't get her right at all.
Aya is by far my favorite but you're right, she's really hard to get right. I can get maybe a few good Aya's per holiday and I'm always way too proud about it.

>>78434473
I use Gay Alan and Hal a lot

>>78434797

I really wish I was better with Gay Alan, but I always feel like it's a little *too* gay, like it's more cringe than funny

>>78415285
And this is how Anon got into cock vore

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>>78434960
I'm still waiting for this.

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Last one for a bit, gonna make some dinner and do some gaming

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>>78429314
Well in the end of the day, you still got some /co/mrads to hang with. I aint much, but it sure helped me in my deppression. stay strong and read a comic with your bro. Merry christmas.

>>78431195
>Yeah, that's just asking for more trouble. I don't have to make an ordeal out of it.

Well anon, you do sound like a pussy

>>78434747
>>78434707
Soranik is like the accomplished daughter who gets embarrassed because she is still treated like a child by Sinestro.

Aya is simply naive about the holiday customs, but that doesn't stop her from trying to fit in with these strange human traditions.

So newfag here; which holidays do we do lantern threads for? So far I've seen a Halloween, Thanksgiving, and of course Christmas one.

>>78437008
I've seen Easter and 4th of July, too

>>78437008
>>78437026
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years are the biggest ones. Besides that any other semi-major holidays, but those usually don't pick up speed like the other holidays.

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Just got back from christmas dinner and I made some holiday lanterns

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Practice makes perfect

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These are fun

>>78437082
>>78437008
>>78437026
You should've seen the threads in the early years. Memorial Day, Mother's AND Father's day, I'm pretty sure we had labor day once... It was nuts. In a good way.

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>>78437330
>>78437346

>>78437369

Nothing can beat the early Thanksgiving/Christmas threads. We we're heading 3 and 4 threads per holiday, it was fucking glorious. One day they'll make another GL show, and then this tradition will RISE. Until then I'll be here holding the vigil with the few of us that remain.

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>>78437575

>>78425080
Some pointed out options. I work in a restaurant attached to a truck stop. As long as there are truckers moving we're open.

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>>78437870

I worked today, hotels are ALWAYS open.

>>78437870
>As long as there are truckers moving we're open
And a lot of truckers work through Christmas because they can get really good rates this week

It sucks that people have to work on Christmas but unfortunately the nation can't really come to a total standstill

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>>78438381