Punisher Storytime

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>>78394778
get ready for fronk

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>>78394815
Frank is life.
Frank is love.

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Haw.

How's the Home Alone-ing going?

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>>78394991
I only have time to watch the first one tonight, but I can more tomorrow.

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I hate those ink spills

>>78395045
Well, 3 is the last watchable one, so I'd have something of comfort at hand for 4 and 5

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Uh oh.

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>>78395107
But I have to get the whole experience.

>>78395178
There's only one good thing about the fourth...and that's French Stewart being cast as a surprise character from the first 2.

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>franking intensifies

>>78395235
Oh shit.

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>>78395207
That does sound more tolerable.

>>78394907

Thank you for this, KS. I'm actually on an Ennis kick again; due to long hours at the office with nothing to do, I've spent the last three days basically just rereading the entire run of The Boys.

>>78395287
Of course, it also highlights how they couldn't get the original actor back haha.
Your court.


>>78395289
Butcher's whole deal was just insane to see unfold.

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Dillon likes to draw eye attacks

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>>78395289
That's neat that you can do that. Do the Fury Maxes next.

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>>78395313
Plastic surgery.
I'll take a looksie.

>>78395368
It'd take a hell of a lot of surgery I tell ya.
How's the holiday weather on your end?

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>>78395406
Face transplant.
Cool. Like 60s, maybe 40-50 at night. No snow. I'm glad.

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Sometimes it's hard to remember who people are, when they have the same face.

>>78395468
And limbs transplant too.
Really? It's mid 60's hear too but raining a lot.
I like snow in the moment, so while it's cool it's not here...I do miss it.

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Father Frank is tired of your shit.

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>>78395561
Body swap.
I've had enough snow for a lifetime. I'm enjoying the fall like weather now.

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Hopefully she stays away for goof.

>>78395652
Early fall is the best weather.
Tingers of summer but more brisk.

>>78395704
well, I would stay away if i got the goof troop too.

>Finally unbanned after a month
>There's a Punisher storytime goin' on

What a perfect way to start the night.

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TOLD

>>78395719
Spring is nice too. When not pouring.

>>78395731

>>78395780
it's a glorious time my friend.

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>>78395780
What'd you do? I've only had a month ban on my phone/.

>>78395795
Yeah, that's the one thing about Spring.
If it's gonna rain, I'd rather it rain in summer.
Those are great.

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Hon hon hon

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If the blast can take off a head, would the bullets hit the other guy?

>>78396059
No. At that range, the spread is actually very tight. Naturally, it depends on the load and your choke, but you're generally talking about a space about as broad across as your fist.

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>>78396161
Ah, very interesting.

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This one is bananas.

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Flinging shit

>>78396270
He beefed it

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>>78396301
Totally.

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Dumbass

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Slick

>>78396533
Wat.

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Fuckin' Sid. Can't do anything right.

>>78396544
Yeah that's brilliant

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This is weird as hell for Frank.

>>78395780
you can still browse the site when you're banned right? Or did New moot change that?

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>>78396564
Bizzaru

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This one is whack.

>>78396613
Yup, classic Mandrake art

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It's this lady.

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I don't think mace with stop a guy high on crack.

>>78396608
Yeah you can still browse, but no replying to anything, of course.
I lost track of the amount of times I've forgotten I got ban't when I went to reply to something.

I've been here too long.
By the by, thanks for this storytime, KS.

>>78396881
Damn it Frank

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>>78396893
He tells it how it is.

>>78396874
sure friend.

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Ew.

>>78396916
Indeed.
This arc is pretty alright,

Past midnight so Merry Christmas Eve then

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How big is too big?

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>>78396966
It's strange.

Likewise to you.

>>78397014
I think the art helps it along.

Yup, full day of family.
Soon it'll be over hah

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Imagine the smell of that place.

>>78397045
It's feels gritty.

kek
Hopefully I get time and a half tomorrow. It's technically a holiday.

>>78397117
That's why you get Mandrake, he excels.

I love the apex of it all, but it's an uphill climb there haha.
That sounds like a good think to hope for, and yeah it is.

>>78397126
Y'know. I have a strong stomach.
But I'm beginning to retch just imagining the stench, decay, and multiple rotting organs that are OOZING. Eugh.

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>the bullshit you have to put up with as a NYC resident

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>>78397144
Grunge?

Well, you can't pick your family. So you have to make the best out of it.

>>78397164
I'm intrigued.

>>78394935
HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE WAS A HONOR STUDENT ! HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN!

>>78397196
You're intrigued by my stomach acids betraying my body like it's some dime-a-dozen coup de' tat?

>>78397196
At the more undertow stuff.
His art run on Spectre was superb.

And I plan on it.
Hope it goes better than last year

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>>78397239
Aye. Would it be the sight, or the smell that causes it?

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Wide Punisher is wide

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Yes dear. Of course Dear.

>>78397261
Not the sight. I've seen too much shit.
Smell, most likely. I have an incredibly weak nose.
>haha look at all that organ goop
>OH GOD THE SMELL
It reminds me of that time that I had to wear a knee brace during the summer, and it got so hot and sweaty that I began to uncontrollably itch it until it started oozing this yellow gunk. It wasn't so much the gnarliness of it, but when I put my nose close, I wanted to throw up.

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This is somebody's fetish.

>>78397258
Hide in the corner. Or drink alot of eggnog.

>>78397310
Body oozing anything makes me nauseous. Ew, what did it smell like?

>>78397352
We never do eggnog.
It's more like sangria and then a various assortment of liquors

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Thar she blows!

>>78397365
Oh haha. Sangritas too then.

>>78397390
That I can do.
You up to no good yourself

>>78397352
Smelled sickly sweet at first. Like ripe fruit. Then the stench got me.
It was during the summer, and again, I had to wear a knee brace [I was coming off physical therapy- long story], and for the most part, it trapped the smell. Then it started to get hot again and I took the damn thing off, but i itched the skin raw. All that, combined with the heat, sweat, and somebody burning plastic in the neighborhood made me promptly throw up and go to the hospital after seeing how bad it got.

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>>78397411
I think I'll go see Star Wars or Hateful Eight. Can't drink too much since I work the following day.

>>78397451
I saw the screener for the Hateful Eight...it's not something you need the theater for.
If anything go see Star Wars, not cause I particularly like the series, but...I feel like you'd get more in a pure aesthetic sense

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>>78397446
That all sounds very nasty.
But as a smell blind person, these kinds of stories intrigue me. Though I cannot fully comprehend it.

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>>78397468
Oh good, it looks like a long movie. I wouldn't mind waiting to watch it at home.
That's what I'll do then.

>>78397504
On the upside you can eat a durian care free

>>78397504
I guess we're opposites. You're smell blind, I'm... uh. Grotesque-Imagery-Immune? Nevermind.

Also that's a lot of bodies. You'd think a Hero or two would have noticed that many people missing.

>>78397525
Yeah it's incredibly long and is really just a long one room play.
So...I think home viewing is where it fits more.

Hope you enjoy SW nonetheless.

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>>78397534
I've heard things about it. What does it taste like?

>>78397557
That second row.

>/k/ debates with antigunners

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>>78397544
Balance.

Superheroes with super smelling should have smelt the rank bodies.

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>>78397560
It's not like Django?

It'll be an entertaining blockbuster at least.

>>78397576
It tastes like a strong creamy liquor. You know, like a pinacolada in fruit form. But stronger tasting, although not exactly tangy.
The smell is just....terrible and it can be hard to disassociate the two when eating.

>>78397423
S of H: Resurfaced.

>>78397603
Mood.
It's more like the second half of reservoir dogs meets a bit of the thing. Although....maybe not as strong as that combo implies.

Yeah, so I hear

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>>78397587
/k/ is a magical place.

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>>78397605
Oh that sounds sort of good.
What other foods taste good but smell awful?

>>78397657
I actually have no idea. I tend to stay away from that mix. Only aged and ate a durian on a dare haha.

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>>78397630
The Thing? Really?

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Aw, he's rubbing off on her.

>>78397671
I've been told chitlins smell bad. They're okay to eat.

>>78395313

This was like my third reread, and every time, it just blows you away. Butcher is a piece of work.

>>78395338
Ha, I did those a couple weeks back!

>>78397657
Not that anon, but probably salted fish. Sometimes sold as snacks, some stores sell them. Also probably spicy roasted squid. While that sounds pretty good alot of my friends dont seem to want to taste it because it was a somewhat strong fishy stench.

>>78397674
Yeah, it tries to play up a paranoia angle and even samples part of the Thing's musical score. Notably "Humanity Part 2".

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Scarred for life.

That's it for now. More tomorrow!

>>78397701
Nice. Red Rover Charlie?

>>78397702

>>78397705
This issue was weirdly sad.

>>78397692
Chitlins alternate between either/or for me.

>>78397702
Right yeah. Im okay with smell. I thought KS meant like bad-bad

>>78397702
Is a fishy smell bad? Like do alive fish smell?

>>78397703
That sounds like a strange mash up.

>>78397742
It's kind of a brisk smell. I think once decay starts in it smells putrid but before that not too awful.

And it is a weird mash up.
He also tries to make it more of a storybook narrative. But it's weird.

>>78397726
You do good work, Storyteller. Much enjoying these Frank storytimes. Merry Christmas to you!

Do you have Eminem/The Punisher Vol 1 1 ?

>>78398107
We don't talk about that!
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4pro55rlejhwq/The_Punisher

>>78398263
Is it thaat bad ?

>>78398411
WORSE

>>78397126
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

Thanks, OP.

>>78396204

Is that a silhouette of his leg, or a rifle?

>>78401032
He's just happy to see you.

Hey Kindly Storyteller, do you have that MK comic in which Frank fights an Asgardian troll? It's the one with Shang Chi and Daredevil in a team. Thanks, I read it years ago, but can no longer find it.

>>78402440

Marvel Knights (2000) #2, Chuck Dixon.

Have a wonderful Kwanzaamas regardless.

>>78397303
you know I've been homeless.

and this is patronizing bullshit.

I would not have sold out another human being for money so some sick bastard could marinate under a pile of corpses.

>>78402709
Please, tell us more about your time among the Morlocks.

>>78395795
frank needs to get a life

>>78395147
Nice saying Frank, you actually were Captain America numerous times.

Franking this Frank for other Franks

>>78395235
Oh shit. That face...

>>78396189
Fuck, this was a belter.

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>>78403771

At least three that I'm aware of (two What Ifs, and Fraction's War Journal).

Thank you for all the storytimes Kind Storyteller, and have a wonderful Christmas.

>>78395537
>78395537
I like when Frank gets creative.

>>78396600
You know, ive always wondered

How does Tim Bradstreet do these covers? It almost looks like a photo with a photoshop filter on top, but not quite. It looks too good.

>>78402709
I think thats the point.

>>78403333
sry to tell you this, mister quads, but this is his life

>>78394830
Ya fucked up son

>>78395235
oh dear

>>78409439
He uses photo reference but unlike "swipers" he takes his own pics.