RWBY/RT General #676: Gender Identities Edition

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Second for being hot for teacher

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>>78377040
Jesus fuck this general is quick. I've had to follow NEW THREAD links over half a dozen times this day alone.

Off meta, what's the status with RWBY's direction in the long run? Any changes in the show format, style, casting, or distribution?

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>>78377108
xth for Hot villain

>>78377143
RT wishes they knew

7th for cold feet despite having socks on.

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>>78377140
>You'll never see that looking at you from the far end of the bar.

>>78377158
Porque no los dos?

>>78377143
Doesn't seem like much has changed aside from Kerry taking the director's seat, Shane stepping up for more fight choreography, and Neath Oum taking over for Monty voicing Ren.

I want to walk with Pyrrha on campus as the sun gets low.

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>>78377108
>>78377249
>>78377158
The best

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>>78377140
AU when glynda is a songstress in a bar
and she dresses like this

>>78377143
>>78377249

Soup nailed a lot of the major points.

In addition they released the first volume redubbed in Japanese in Japan and it's apparently selling gangbusters.

Based on their last livestream, htey're planning to bring more RWBY japan merch over here as well as indicating the show, during and after this season will undergo a "shift in tone" per Miles words into darker territory.

Lets see what else. They might be finally moving away from poser after this season but nothing concrete yet. Grimm Eclipse is selling well and JNPR are apparently the first team slated for DLC characters after they get more bug fixes and levels up.

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>>78377249
As long as I get to bone them both I'm fine with it

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>>78377287
Holy hell, source? For some reason nothing is coming up.

>>78377295
>Tone shift
>New (probably better) merch
>JNPR for GE
Woo!

>>78377348
What if you had to choose?

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>>78377249
>Neath Oum
The name makes it hard to doubt this sounding like a joke.
>I want to walk with Pyrrha on campus as the sun gets low
;-;7

>Shane stepping up for more fight choreography
Therein is my million dollar, open-ended question: How does /RWBYg/ feel about any and all of the fight choreography shown so far?

Early, late Monty, and post Monty RWBY choreo, especially with the context of Monty's other works?

>>78377378
Cinder.
I want Cindy

>>78377295
I want Jaune to be a trainee-type character so bad. Shit at first being carried by his team, but pretty based at higher levels

>>78377388
They fight like a bunch of spastic retards.

But all in all when it copies the camera method used in the first two volumes instead of the close up method it's serviceable.

>>78377378
Which witch is which that wish they never became a wishing witch?

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>>78377430
>camera method

>>78377378
Maraschino Cherry Kiss

>>78377483
I know things about punching things. Don't ask more of me than that.

>>78377388
The best way to describe it is more "deliberate". This season you can really tell they've focused on giving the characters a bigger personality through facial animations. As a result, fights are slowed down a lot more so you can focus on their expressions which I think personally is a net gain for the show. Some of the other fights devolved into an expressionless or very little expressioned character whipping around and tearing stuff up, but they may as well have been a doll or something. The characters now for the most part are more expressive and talk and interact more during the fights which is much more enjoyable imo.

>>78377424
Same here, I figure he'll be a very basic melee fighter and then have group boosting attacks that require him to be close to his teamates and in the thick of things absorbing damage. He'd be the go to character to wade into a pile of grimm to revive someone or something.

>>78377040
from the thumbnail she looks like a head atop a pile of misshapen meat twisted around a spike

>>78377501
So do I, skrub. I was eliciting an explanation about the cinematic technique you referred to.

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>>78377388
>How does /RWBYg/ feel about any and all of the fight choreography shown so far?
I'm actually pleased with it. Yes, the choreography and the acrobatics of the fights have taken a downturn, but I like that the fights incorporate more of the characters' personalities and emotions into their movements and the fights in general.

Take the Qrow vs. Winter fight for example. If Monty had made it, it would've been a spectacle with tons of crazy movements and fast maneuvers that would be gone in the blink of an eye. It'd be a treat to watch, but there'd be little dialogue, little emotion, and little weight to the fight itself. It'd look like a dance demonstration and be as emotionless and staged-looking as when JNPR burst into dance during the prom arc.

Right now, the fights are definitely less pretty, use more animation shortcuts, and are all around less entertaining as fights, but the characters talk to each other, they emote, and the fights seem like they're occurring between actual characters rather than mannequins playing out a choreography. I'm enjoying it more even if it's less stylish and bedazzling than what Monty did.

If that makes any sense at all.

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>>78377397
Good man

>>78377529
Keep the camera a distance from the individuals fighting giving us a full view of their bodies.

>>78377533
I think the other chick is supposed to be Yang

>>78377522
>talk and interact more during the fights
On paper it seems counterintuitive, but in action I wholly agree that it helps develop the relationship between the fighters in a more explicit, digestible format.

Jormungand was given some shit for dialogue during the middle of firefights, but it achieved so much to help identify and conceptualize each member of Koko's 10-merc army.

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>>78377560
I think so too. Eugh. Rough cosplay. But hey, they're there to have fun.

>>78377397
Good choice anon. She's a bundle of joy.

Just be sure not to forget her on Valentine's Day.

>>78377522
You said it way better than I did!

>>78377522
You could shine through a lot about a character's personality when they fight without taking bizzare breaks to have speeches.

>>78377555
We're on the same wavelength, it seems. I'm glad my hunch was correct.

That's really the only objectively right way to enjoy a fight. Following the hollywood method of cutting camera angles every hit, shot, and move is a sure way to lose your audience's attention.

Since you're a pugilist, what's your take on Yang's boxing and other characters' hand to hand combat displayed?

>>78377622
Well obviously yeah it's a balancing act. You don't want to go full anime and have a full 10 minute sidebar during gun or fistfight but on the other extreme some of the early ruby fights were just pure spectacle. Like you could see the character model reverting to the default neutral facial expression because they were so busy making some kind of tripple flip spinning uppercut that you might as well be watching a cyborg wearing some skin or something.

Take episode 5 for example. Neon and Flynt. Lots of dialogue, but the fight moved at a fairly fast pace, especially with Neon. She's whipping around initially beating the shit out of Yang and at the same time trash talking Yang and getting under her skin. If she didn't say anything, I'd chalk it up to:

"Ah ok, generic acrobatic anime character #135 with a Jet Set Radio Motif"

But they inserted I'd say a generous amount of dialogue and gave her a deliberately annoying personality which made her a much more memorable character than if she had fought like in season 1 or the first half of season 2.

>>78377622
There can be dialogue to heighten tension like the Bane and Batman sewer fight in the TDKR

Good morning RWBYg! Did I miss anything during the last 8 hours? Any good greentexts?

>>78377633
I've already posted several long ass rants about Yang's kickboxing. Also a bit on Ren but since they're never capped they're probably lost to the wind

It's very sloppy. Yang continually drops her hands, punches across herself, throws herself at people like Struve and has absolutely no answer for people who can step in on her.

There's also a multitude of issues in her movement ability to avoid getting hit and adequately returning fire.

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>>78377533
>If that makes any sense at all.
You aren't alone.
>>78377522 nice 2pairs you sexy goofs

Monty's fight scenes were interesting primarily because his works were a rare example of 99% action. Very sparse quiet time or buildup, and instead we got unrelenting payoff of meticulously crafted moves, parries, ripostes, and counter-ripostes.

It's not hard to see that if you're attempting long-term world building, you're going to need more tricks than stringing one kerfuffle melee after another.

>>78377713
Last thread, WarpAnon made a weird pseudo White Rose greentext

>>78377696
But that was shit.

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>>78377487
Oh, and thanks anon. Dis some good shit.

>>78377686
I was JUST about to talk about WY vs. FN. It's a pretty great example of them striking that balance, and definitely a new favorite fight of mine. If Yang's victory had been a bit less contrived, it'd be a 10/10 to me. Weiss, Yang, Flynt, and Neon's personalities all shown through while moving the fight along.

>>78377722
We could have given the staff the benefit of the doubt and say Yang's disregard of fundamentals was deliberate to show her berserker method of fighting, but it's more probable that their boxing skills need more polishing.

>>78377740
The choreography for sure.
I liked the dialogue though.

>>78377741
Yup that fight I think strikes the right balance of just enough dialogue while still keeping a good pace. JNPRvBRNZ fight I think was too dialogue heavy and too broken up, but I'll chalk that up that animating 4v4 is a right bitch and they wanted to save time/effort on that front. SSSNvIDGO I think was also pretty good, bit dialogue light, but it conveyed just enough to get the point across (Neptune's twinkle toes I think eclipsed anything that could have been said up to that point)

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>>78377800
Totally agree. I need a webm of Neptune tiptoeing up to the water. It was cartoony as fuck and kind of stupid, but damn did I laugh. Pretty much Neptune in a nutshell for me. Stupid, but so damn entertaining.

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DOUJIN SPOTTED MOTHERNIGGERS
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54171422

>>78377776
I don't know how to adequately put this in words so pardon if this is a bit weird.

If the crew wanted to sell the idea of Yang being a beserker they're doing a very piss poor job of it not in what they are getting wrong but what they are getting right.

Yang's kicks to the head, her blows that come off spins it's all very pretty as hell.

I always go to MMA for examples on Yang because unlike boxing and kickboxing you'll typically find a very uglier sort of style because the art of grabbing on to a motherfucker and pounding away is encouraged. It's ugly as shit and if Yang's style is just whaling on a motherfucker even by instinct she should have realized that blows hurt more when the other guy is pulled towards them.

I.e. Cain Velazquez and Matt Brown.

>>78377842
>Need to be 18 to view this.
I'll have to ask my mom first.

>>78377842
>Weiss and Roman
hmmmmm

>>78377842
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54171422

Wake me when it's sad panda.

Alternatively:
boards.4chan.org/aco/thread/274998

>>78377842
I don't have pixiv membership
wat do

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>>78377842
Roman for the win!!
the face of a mindbroken weiss!

>>78377969
sign up

>>78377969
register anon!

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I seriously can't imagine a normal school term length dorm situation in which JNPR are not fucking.

>>78377969
It's free, and most of the art from there is top notch

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>>78378000
Trips demand it

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Anyone got the Weisspire about Weiss being a vampire and killing everyone greentext?

>>78377933
Weiss getting gangbanged by like 10 guys. I wish I could say I'm surprised Japan...

>>78377920
Yeah I've been trying to follow UFC more and even from my limited knowledge, Yang leaves herself open waaay too much. She basically hopes the first punch will get her through and fuck the followup.

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>>78378038
It's just like my greentext I'm writing, except that part is in Weiss' head

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>>78378038

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Ha ha, vanilla Arkos doujin.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54166934

>>78377920
>Cain Velazquez and Matt Brown
Great examples of wrestleboxers, and a more realistic moveset for battle than pure striking arts. I would like to bring up the meta opinion that MMA striking is light years behind *boxing striking, but it doesn't take away from your point.

>blows hurt more when the other guy is pulled towards them
Even better when the other guy is doing the moving for you, countering, or if you're really that gud, counter-countering.

Is Neo relevant in the show yet?

>>78378079

I can't read moonspeak and it's only two pages, is this really going to be just a regular vanilla doujin or are these posted pages just the calm before the storm?

>>78378083
Current theory is she's the one responsible for Coco and Yatsu losing against Merc and Em and for Yang blowing apart Merc's kneecap. Probably won't know for sure until the next few eps.

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>>78378038
http://fightland.vice.com/author/jack-slack

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>>78378031
The one some Anon wrote?

I wonder if Miles and IT seen this

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>>78378038
Ah. Not my thing then.

Here's the cap of WarpAnon's thing. Enjoy all.

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>>78378119
Very cool! I've heard of this guy before, gonna bookmark that site. Thank ye kindly.

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>>78378162
Pazhaluista.

>>78378082
Of course it's light years behind. A lot of avenues are closed when you throw in grappling.

But the thing I like about it is the fact that it brings out a diversity that is incredibly easy to notice and pretty as hell to watch. You can sit down and within the better echelons see just a wellspring of shit people are throwing at walls to see if it works.

Which makes it all the more frustrating that they flounder with giving the characters unique quirks when it comes to fighting.

.

>>78378038
Oh that's what it is, no need for me to look at it then.

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>>78378123
Thank you good sir, have some Blake.

>>78378188
They should lurk /sp/heem/ more than I do because their memes are getting pretty stale for my tired tastes

>>78378162
Also looks at Conner Ruesbach or however you spell his fucking name.

Also a guy named Lee Wylie.

>>78378210
I used to go to /asp/. I don't anymore.

So did no one really cap those recaps of the fights?

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>>78378200
>>78378123
When's Blake's turn?

>>78378256
Despite dropping them faster than I dropped Korra though I went back for S3, I feel for the bastards having to filter through the mandrama threads.

Getting back to point, was there ever a chair used as a weapon in RWBY yet?

>>78377842
Is there more to it? there's like, two pages and thats it.

>>78378277
Nope, best hope is fightan anon recall his choice of phrases and link us the Desustorage posts.

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>>78378222
Danke schon. The latter's videos especially seem like a wealth of knowledge.

>>78378281
Probably during food fight.

>>78378281
There is a character that is a chair, and he is sometimes wielded by Weiss.

So are we allowed to post doujins here now or so? There's this one with Yang in the hot springs if that counts.
http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/135035920841/rwby-hot-spring-sauna-with-yang-commissioned

>>78378307
Did she have a baby or something? That's just disgusting.

>>78378290
There's an archive that goes all the way back to the JNPR BRNZ fight?

>>78378345
The hell are you on about, those aren't stretch marks faggot

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>>78378345
I assumed she went about flexing her abs so goddamn often that the skin could not handle the vanity and literally folded.

Tummies do things to me, however.

>>78378346
I don't know.

Was there a review of Merc's fighting style now that we've seen what he's really capable of?

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So /rwbyg/, favourite RWBY song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrC_n5hUDKs

>>78378399
We never seen what he's relaly capable of because Monty is dead, OOOOOOOH.

>>78378399
The one posted after the Yang Merc fight was more focused on Yang because of the assumption that he was trying to make her look good.

Some oddities were pointed out but nothing all that in depth.

>>78378434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqwvhoRbB-c

>>78378434
Gold.

>>78378434
Pretty hard choice. Either Red like Roses part 2, Boop, or I burn. But since Yang is my best girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XoOt-5pW_Q

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>>78378375
>Tummies do things to me, however.
My man.

>>78378434
Also my man. Gold is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZ6tBAK8xc

>>78378453
Can you imagine how the show will turn out if Ruby was as edgy as this song set her to be?

>>78378507
Maybe that can happen when Cinder's keikaku truly wrecks her morale.

>>78378507
What if Ruby was a femme fatale?
Pretty hard to imagine huh?

>>78378346
https://desustorage.org/co/search/text/chinagirl/
I found the stuff from Arslan vs Yang. It's the least well done and there is a follow up done more seriously I don't think is covered in the link.

I don't even know where to start with the JNPR one.

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>>78378434
pretty much exactly what this dood said

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I need a direct link to that Weiss/Roman doujin. It keeps telling me "members can search by popularity" and I ain't paying for shit when I'm spent on my Xmas shopping already.

Also, Ciel says there is only 1 day, 21 hours, 20 minutes and 48 seconds until Christmas. So hurry up anons!

>>78378565
Membership is free though

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>>78378500
Some of us meganiggers need to get together a training camp to get this woman ring-ready.

As soon as she makes the effort to start amateur bouts, we pull her out of competition just after weigh-ins and distract her with comfy low-budget films which always need at least one hot action girl. She retires in her 30s with a near 7-figure bank account, and we send her off to >>>/biz/ to learn how to invest.

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>>78378580
Uh huh! Yup! Quite a hot stomach! I wanna squish it even though it's not that squishy aside from the slight squishiness shown in the gifs.

>>78378541
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/78131165/#78132433

Here's Yang and Merc.

>>78378592
Do you have the image of that girl on your pic saying "Shoubu Ja!"

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>>78378619
I don't think so?

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>>78378592

>>78378630
I want a version of that with Velvet going "Wait a sec are u trying to bully me again"

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Consider the following
Neo is the creation of Atlas's Aura-fusing experiment. Maybe countless souls merged together, changing inbetween personalities by eye color.
Now she's set out to destroy the world with Cinder to have her revenge.
She have more than one semblance, with teleportation and illusion shown.
Maybe she's the one who stole Ember's powers.
Cinder plan is to merge all maidens into one single body, and create a god.

The one, NEO.

>>78378572
I did sign up; and everything I click on tells me to buy a premium membership in moonspeak

>>78378629
Well, aren't you going to check at back?

>>78378650
You're clicking on the wrong places, I can do just fine on my freeloading account.

Although I did register on the english version.

>>78378650
Then I don't know what you're doing wrong

>>78378644
This video may also explain why she cannot talk.
Roman is Agent Smith.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7cPH7DHgA

>>78377842
So it begins...

>>78378651
I did. Pretty sure I don't, unless I'm just not finding the filename. Sorry farn.

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>>78377378
>Feeling incredible motivated after re-reading Volumes of Bakuman
>Start drawing story boards for this green text story
>Actually like how some of it turns out so far
I don't wanna raise any hopes, especially since I'm mediocre at drawing, but I might actually do this.

>>78378677
I want to speak to your supervisor.

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>>78378580

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>>78378686
>Not my soupervisor
Come on man

>>78378682
Do it anon. Have courage and see it through.

I need that Glynda goodness.

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>>78378698
4/u/

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>>78378663
I don't either. But I found something new for a folder. Last one I'll do for tonight since I have work.

>>78378644
But Neo wasn't the One, Agent Smith was.

What would it be like to cuddle female!Qrow?

>>78378281
>was there ever a chair used as a weapon in RWBY yet?
When they were younger, Ruby once threw one at Yang. HUGE mistake. It missed, but she'd never seen Yang that mad before.

>>78378744
Great, now I'm imagining a student who wears bright colored speedos with boots and sunglasses and fights using exaggerated wrestling moves while wielding a folding chair.

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I wonder if we supplant Neon to other genres.

>>78378541
The JNPR one wasn't actually an indepth post. Just some stuff about the sequence where Ren trapped the guy with the prods hands above his head.

https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77166375/#77168754

O can't cap any of it on my phone though.

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>>78378800
She seems like she would make an excellent variety show host.

>>78378644
>Atlas not making their best Hunters fuck each other to produce the best semblances and abilities in their children.
>Not distilling the children's genes andmaking the greatest SUPERSOLDIERS to ever walk the earth (have a twin get all the Dominant Genes while the other gets all the Recessive Genes)
>Secretly make a third Supersoldier and put them in the government

>>78378889
This explains the rampant Schneecest everywhere you go.
>Velvet provides more "test subjects"
>Weiss and Winter provide maximum nutrition through "dietary recommendations"

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>>78378770
Wrestling truly is the solution to all of life's problems, innit?

>>78378945
Can it stop Cinder's keikaku?

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>>78378945
>The story of how that guy Suplexed a dragon
I love D&D but damn I have some bad memories with it.

>>78378945
Most of them, and you just need to wrestle harder for the rest of them.

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>>78378959
Doori.
>>78378969
Shikata ga nai.

>>78378889
>>78378936
Next thing you know, it turns out that in the past, Hunter families had arranged marriages to produce heirs with good abilities as well as making alliances between families.

>>78379001
We fire emblem now.

>>78378441
Both of Mercury's fights were done by Monty.

>>78379001
>9001
digits speak truth

>>78379001
>>78379012
Either that, or it'd just cause a shit ton of feuding between families, and blood being spilt.

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>>78378945
Oh we posting greentext now? This is my favorite

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>>78378945
>>78379052
We /tg/ now
>Cinder is pic related when it comes to planning

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>>78378945

Does anyone have some Blake smut?

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Any whiterose smut?

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>>78379079

>>78379076
Pyrrha, Nora, Yang, Jaune Cena.

Neo, Cinder, Emerald, Glynda and Arslan in bed

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>>78378734
She's probably hot, but hot in the same way that that step-mom with the smoker's voice that got a little too drunk and gruff at block parties was. She's a hot mess. So she's an ok cuddler, but a little gross. I'd imagine alcohol burps are on the table.

>>78379095
This is actually all I got. Weiss had a little too much Wintermilk.

>>78379076
Actual wrestling or man drama?

>>78379103
>spoiler
You cheeky clever fuc-
>spoiler 2: electric boogaloo
who're tops and who're bottoms?

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>>78379095
I'm just gonna share the rest of this.

>>78379076
Jaune.
He had seven sisters. Seven Rough Sisters

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>>78379129

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>>78379114
Yes.

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>>78379134

>>78379095
>Weiss
>feeling cold

>>78379121
Does it matter? Regardless of position, they can put your dick in a submission hold anyways.

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>>78379139
Weiss ain't having any of her shit tonight.

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>>78379143

>>78379147
>locks
Dickbar
>chokes
Triangle choke
>pain compliance holds
Kegels

Huh, you're not wrong.

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>>78379143
Missed a page

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>>78379157

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Think of your waifu.

Got it?

She now replaced the last woman you spoke to in person, what happens?

>>78379238
She's my hairdresser now. Since it's Yang, I think it won't be too bad.

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>>78379238
Gonna have to keep my mom locked in her room for a while.

>>78379238
Ruby uses Crescent Rose to give me a full facial shave.

My hot towel will have cookie crumbs in it a la a healthy dash of Weiss ejaculate

>>78379238
So Pyrrha is now my fwb? Sweet, just gotta turn it into a real relationship now.

>>78377108
two posts in and you're already my nigga.

>http://seeyouguyslater.tumblr.com/post/135083130546/really-wish-you-did-get-punched-in-the-dick
Too lazy to stitch the images together

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>>78379235
Holy shit Yangs Arms

>>78379238
>Yang replaces my grandma
Well this got weird

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>>78379079

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>>78379297
Right back at ya anon.

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>>78379238
>Ruby replaces my girlfriend

>waking up next to a 15 year old after a hot night
>trying to figure out what the fuck just happened
>trying not to end up in jail
>girlfriend loses her job because that Mercedes never gets put back together

fug

>>78379383
>Implying Ruby won't be able to fix a car.

>>78379406
Unless that car is a gun there's no way she can fix it.

>>78379238
>My mom
Well, they have the same short fuse and explosive anger.

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>>78378123
I enjoyed it

>>78379406
She probably can't.
Not only will she be unfamiliar with everything, magic air suspension is also a massive pain in the ass to work on.

Good thing this isn't reality, I can lay down and cuddle without Chris Hansen asking me to take a seat in the kitchen for a talk

>>78379429
I now want a character who just drives up in a old Ferrari, slamming Beowolves over the hood before turning it into a gun/mecha and mowing down everything in sight

>>78379429
>>78379482
This is Taiyang's weapon, or the RWBY equivalent of Speed Racer.

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>>78379383

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>>78379482
>Ferrari
You want the driver to burn to a crisp when they turn the key?

>>78379514
I see Taiyang has heard the news of Yang.

>Runs to the coutroom leaving a trail of fire and devastating puns

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>>78379537
>Taiyang's weapon is literally sick burns

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>>78379383
>>78379500

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>>78379602
Woah hold on man my waifu is Cinder

>>78379572
What if Taiyangs weapon are his Puns? They are so bad that his opponents kill themselves.

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>>78379602
Waifus aren't real, Anon and it's better we keep it that way

>>78379622
No wonder he doesn't have a weapon.

>>78379645
inb4 he kidnaps a young person and raises her as a real-life Ruby

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>>78379654
You just gotta find a good cosplayer.

>>78379690
I dread the possibility of RWBY cosplay JAVs once Japan gets a good grip about it

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>>78379690
Soon

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Why are we so based, RWBYg? :')

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>>78379705
Are we really?

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>>78379705

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>>78379705

>>78379622
They're awful dad jokes.

>"I'm hungry!"
>"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"

>"Hey Yang, come here."
>Yang comes over.
>"Yeah Dad?"
>"...Where would you be if I didn't call you over here?"

>Putting the car into reverse.
>"Aaah, this takes me back."

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>>78379971
I'm going to be so deeply disappointed when Tai isn't a destructive badass who switches between embarrassing dadmode and still kind of embarrassing fightdadmode
>Tai and Qrow team up to fight dangerous bad guys
>Start getting pushed back by the villains overwhelming power
>Tai gets serious, the fannypack comes off
>"This cannot be! I'm invincible!"
>"Hi Invincible..."
>*WHAM*
>"...I'm Dad"

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>>78380042

>>78379705
Our peerless humour, excellent imaginations and timeliness on RWBY news all keep us on the cutting edge of the RWBY fandom.

>>78378399
We haven't seen him at his fullest since he didn't use semblance. He shoots wind rounds so makes sense they can circle on their own.

>Vol 4 starts.
>There are noticeable changes
>Ruby's balls dropped, Lindsay still voices her.
>Weiss suffered a traumatic brain injury.
>Can only speak in "HAPT"'s and "FWAP"'s
>otherwise fine
>No one can understand her
>Blake has almost decoded her varying noises, but much prefers Ruby's "translation"
>Kara replaced by Jeremy
>Blake decided to come out as trans and had sever surgeries between seasons
>Arryn replaced by Ryan
>Yang "burned" a few too many and got throat cancer
>used up all her puns and jokes in chemo
>now all she does is scream with a white hot rage hotter than the sun in the middle of July
>Barb replaced by Michael

>RWBY explain all this while JNPR The P stands for Penny sneak them into Ozpin's office
>They take the intercom and hand the mic to Blake

>Port is half way through his lecture when the intercom comes to life
>He nods intently to the voice coming through
>"Uh, Professor?"
>"Quite down, students. I'm trying to hear myself. Pay attention, I may say something important."

>>78380168
I thought wind control WAS his semblance, those shots were like compressed air or something.

>>78380215
Thats was a fun lets play

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>>78380042
That was fucking hilarious.

You know, I'm starting to think that RWBY really is placed better as a seinen than a shonen. It deserves the room to develop more maturity.

>>78380335
Would have been, had there not been children watching it. So RT can't afford to lose its younger crowd.

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>>78380042
>Qrow is torn
>On one hand, it's great to be fighting for real bedside his best friend again
>On the other hand, his friend in the most infuriatingly cheerful person on Remnant
>I swear to god, if he makes another fucking bird pun-"
>"Hey Qrow ol' buddy, lay any eggs lately? All the ruckus is making me a bit... PECK-ish!"
>Goddamit, this is why I'm an alcoholic
>"Geddit Qrow? because you're Qrow, and birds peck and lay eggs?"

>>78380370
http://imgur.com/WV5Vxbv
Damn your file size limits 4chan

>>78380370
How many dad jokes would Tai know?

>>78380564
All of them, even the 18 forbidden paternal incantations locked away in the Papanomicon.

>>78379713
Would Emerald at least approve of us liking her and Cinder's scenes?

>>78380633
She doesn't like how much attention and lewd stories there are for Cinder, she doesn't share well. Also, too much Merc love.

>>78380588
>Qrow tries to make a dad joke
>Fails miserably
>Tai just shakes his head in disappointment

>>78380647
He makes uncle jokes though.

>>78380654
Rape isn't a joke, anon

>>78380666
>666
Holy fuck dude
Satan himself agrees rape isn't a joke

>>78380666
I guess it's serious business for you, eh Satan?

>>78380647
>Literally the only time he's ever seen Tai not smiling
>In all his days as a hunter, Qrow has never felt as uneasy as he does
>Tai's knuckles are starting to smoke
>Qrow's fight or flight instincts start to kick in as his fear grows
>After what feels like an eternity, Tai finally speaks
>"Qrow, did you really think it would be that easy?..."
>Somehow Qrow always knew this was how he was going to die, that fortune cookie was right
>"You can't just WING it like that you old birdbrain"
>Tai slaps Qrow on the back and laughs at his own joke for exactly 3 hours
>Qrow's gonna need more flasks for this

>>78380666
>>78380683
For Satan, Rape is an art you don't half-ass.

Why do we keep getting 666 trips anyway?

>>78380710
Because RWBY is a satanic show.

>>78380710
This general is the devil

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>>78380710
Statistical eventuality
It's either that or the infernal forces of hell itself has really shit taste in faux-anime

>>78379514
>>78379537
>>78379572
>>78379622
>>78379971
>>78380042
>>78380370
>>78380564
>>78380588
>>78380647
>>78380708
Requesting screencap, this is too good.

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>>78380741

>>78380768
Fast and beautiful, just like Taiyang.

Thanks, friend.

>>78379238
Penny is my half-sister? Jesus.

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>>78380042
>>78380768
May as well complete the trilogy of Taidad

>>78380795
So your sisters soul/aura got transferred into her? Ouch.

>>78380810
On the bright side, it's not incest since she's a completely different person.

AND she's nigh-indestructible (to our real world).

Anybody got serial rapist Pyrrha Nikos?

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>>78381044
You mean Sexual Predator Pyrrha Nikos.

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does your waifu remind you of your mother?

>>78381061
That's the one Thanks.

>>78381087
Nope.

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i think emerald is good

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>>78381087
No.
She reminds me of my sister though. But in a good, non-sexual way

>>78381103
Does Tumblr know she is voiced by a white woman?

I would expect them to be angry about that.

>>78381129

There not gonna complain about shit that isn't AAA games or big budget movies

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>>78381174
*Their

>>78381174
I'm honestly surprised they haven't complained bout how hetero then series is, with Ecliple all but happening right now and Weiss still having a thing for Neptune.

Is there a Nyan Cat Techno/House/DnB/EDM/Hardstyle/whatever remix for Neon?

>>78381087
Well, I do tend to like motherly types in general. Gold and Yang's talk of watching over Ruby makes me see her as a good momma-type older sister.

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>>78378889
>the third super soldier is named "George"

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>>78378889
Do they all fail basic biology class?

>>78381448
Biology is a fairy tale from "Gregor Mengele and the Peas in the Pod"

>>78379238
>the professor in charge of a paper I'm assisting with
Well... She's nice lady, at least.
>>78381087
My mom's hotheaded as fuck, so... Kinda.

>>78381204
They complain about shit like that all the time

Think of a video game character.

You're at the bar and this character slaps your RWBY waifu's butt.
What do you do?

>>78381601
Yeah but I haven't heared them at all. It's like they're just not being loud enough. If Sun kissed Blake they'll probably be all up in arms but otherwise it's kinda quiet.

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>>78381619
The main character from "Impossible Creatures"
I laugh at his deformed face

>>78381619
>Sans
>He slaps Penny's butt
>It makes a hollow TWANG that rings through her body briefly
>We laugh because it was part of a robot joke

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>>78381619
>Fucking Asura.
Let him have her.

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>>78381619
Laugh it off and then we all go eat some pizza.

>>78381619
Raven from Tales of Vesperia.

Wait a few seconds so Rita can fireball his ass from across the bar.

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>>78381619
I'd let him slap mine desu

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>>78381619
Fuck all because she's a bisexual monster hunter who can travel through time and space and I can't compete

>>78381620
If Sun kissed Blake they'd probably pretend it never happened and continue shipping BumbleBee

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I'm bored.

Give me something to write about.

>>78381783
CirixRaven Interdimensional Smut when?
(The best thing: It would totally be canon because of their powers.)

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My heart aches for Weiss' affection!

>>78381864
Anything specific? Smut? Fluff?

>>78381864
Gangbang with Yang clones

>>78381864
I'm a sucker for fluff.
Hmm... Qrow and Winter bump into eachother while buying gifts for Ruby&Yang/Weiss and begin to talk about their Christmas traditions.

With a greatsword-scythe and immense agility, do you think Qrow fights like Gerhman?

>>78381803
which is extemely sad because it's prbably gonna happen this season.

>>78381956
100% this.

>>78381969
Nah, Qrow proably usese his scythe with precision, a great amount of simple but powerful moves and a odd style to it.

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>>78381087
Not really.
I'm not Oedipus

>>78381087
No she's sober

>>78381864
Ruby x Anon Christmas, she introduces Anon to her family members. Taiyang is overprotective and Qrow, as usual, doesn't give two fucks.

>>78381619
No Sora don't do it.

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>>78381893

Weiss is Nice!

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>>78382238
Weiss is Scheiss!

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>>78382254

I want to eat Rice with Weiss!

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>>78382238
>>78382254
>>78382297

What would you give Weiss for Christmas?

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>>78382314
A fake Diamond Bracelet.

>>78382185
Nah, Qrow is shooting an subtle stream of menace and death threats at anon.

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>>78382314

I dunno what do you give a girl that grew up with everything but a loving father

>>78382335
>Qrow is shooting an subtle stream of menace and death threats at anon
This. He is probably just as protective as Taiyang. He just doesn't show it.

>>78382338
I can tell you what to give such a girl:
The permission to call you 'daddy'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmD093wdjjI

>>78378345
Considering she's lesbian and her blog explicitly mentioned that she doesn't want to be pregnant or have kids, no.

>>78382338

A cliche gift of A locket with a picture of the two of you so she can always remember the memories of the two of you

>>78382314
Yuna cosplay because she's a shity summoner

>missed the chance to join in on all the puns and dad jokes
https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s

>>78382338
>that image
Why would they leave Ruby out of a team picture like that?

>>78382423
>Yes? ...I mean...no.
Ding.

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>>78382448

Ruby's under the desk

>>78381204
>Weiss
>Still having a thing for Neptune after Episode 2 of this Volume
Do you even watch the show?

>>78382475
That's why Weiss clenches that pen so hard. She's trying to keep her cool.

>>78382538

>Girl.
>Not getting hot and bothered over being scorned.
>Not being wooed by his victory and charmed by his dorky dancing.
>Not stalking him down to get all tsundere on his ass.

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>>78382569

That and Yang walked in on it and decided to take a nap on her back its both a good and bad thing Ruby is gonna be down there for awhile.

>>78382584
Pretty sure she was legitimately angry and wanted nothing to do with him afterwards. Blake was into the dorky dancing, not Weiss.

>>78382347
>Taiyang goes into full protective dad mode, constantly shoots off puns and fails to drive a wedge in between the two.
>Tells embarassing stories about Ruby growing up.
>Fumbles each attempt.
>Ruby just sists there blushing.
>Qrow shoots a death glare roughtly every 2.31 seconds unless Taiyang is trying to.
>He drinks eggnog slowly.
>There is something etched onto the side of his flask.
>It looks like your picture but you can't make out the letters next to it.
>It's noon now, playing outside in the snow with Ruby. She wants to make a snow Weiss.
>It's coming along well. Just need to figure out how to complete her side-tail.
>Snowball hits you on the back.
>Ruby is standing in front of you.
>Turn around slowly.
>It's Qrow with his weapon drawn and four more snow balls.
>His face sceams "bring it".
>Taiyang thinks he's playing.
>Throws hundreds of snow balls at him in a blink.
>Ruby seens and joins in.
>The street is destoryed in the ensuing snowball war.

>>78382538
Yeah, Neptune is a massive flirt. She should know this.
It's not like he even expects his flirts to go anywhere.

>>78382185
>>78382185
Sold!

>Christmas eve
>you're driving to the Xiao Long estate
>your hands nervously clutch the wheel
>first Christmas celebration away from your parents and with a girlfriend's family
>you pull over, parking in front of the house
>Ruby, hearing your engine approach and then go silent, has the door open as you walk through the front garden
>she smiles widely, running to your encounter. "Anon!"
>you ctach her in your arms, pecking her lips
>she returns the peck, breaking away to take your hand. "Cm'on! Everybody's waiting!"
>you chuckle nervously, trying to adjust your hair as she tugs you inside
>"guys, meet Anon!"
>Yang, Taiyang, and Qrow are sitting on a comfy-looking couch in the living room
>Yang stands up to shake your hand and pull you in for a warm hug. "Nice of you to come!", she says, before standing aside for Taiyang to greet you
>oh shit it's her daddy
>he smiles, but his eyes glare at you like you're a Grimm
"N-Nice to meet you, sir."
>Qrow chuckles, remaining in his seat. "Heh. 'Sir'."
>Taiyang takes your hand in a shake, lingering on it
>he's nearly crushing your hand in his
>you try your best not to wince
>after a while, he lets go
>your knuckles hurt and your fingers feel stiff
>you wave at Qrow with your other hand, holding your breath nervously as Ruby holds the hand her dad nearly crushed
>her uncle's too busy refilling his glass of whisky to pay attention
>you wave for a few seconds, your hand slowly descending back into rest
>Ruby pulls you to to a couch across from the other three people's
>"So... Anon, right?" Qrow speaks up. "Do you drink?"
>Ruby draws in air to reply, but you cut ahead of her
"Oh, no, thanks."
>nice save
>Qrow remains glaring at you, not breaking eye contact even as he sips on his drink. "And who said I was offering?" he mumbles as he looks away
>Taiyang clears his throat. "So... How did you and Ruby first meet?"

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>>78382631
>He drinks eggnog slowly.
Siiiiiip.
Where would Ozpin be at Ruby's Christmas?
Surely he is close to her somewhere.

>>78382677
He hired Roman to hide him in one of the snowballs

>>78382677
He is currently sitting on top of their Christmas tree

>>78382677
Just gonna appear wenever Ruby needs advice for helping her anon survive the day.

>>78382645
Got popcorn. This is gon be good.

>>78382398

>you'll never save enough money the whole year to buy Weiss a very expensive present
>You'll never end up going through a Christmas eve adventure to find the perfect gift
>You'll never end up buying but through a series of unfortunate events you end up losing that perfect gift
>You'll never end up going home defeated with Weiss coming over in an hour you try to make a present
>You'll never find a simple locket
>You'll never put a picture of the two of you in it and hope for the best
>You'll never try to explain to weiss what happened and try to apologize for such a shitty present
>You'll never see her eyes light up and smile warmly at the present and tell that she loves it

>>78382645
Dis gun be gud.

>>78382791
I know that story is cliché as hell, but I want someone to write it.

>>78382645

"Well, I'm a Beacon senior, so..."
>he interrupts you. "Wait, so you are..."
"...Twenty, sir."
>Qrow chokes on his drink, laughing, and mimics a siren's noise as Taiyang slowly nods
>he's not even blinking
>Ruby blushes, leaning against you softly
>Yang steps in your defense. "Hey, boys, take it easy! I introduced them. Nothing illegal about that, right? Riiight?"
>you look down nervously. Goddamit, Yang.
>Qrow lets out a chuckle. "Well, he does look younger in the pictures. I'd give him 16, 17 at the best."
>you chuckle back, suddenly feeling overwhelmingly self-conscious and noticing Qrow's cold death stare behind that condescending smirk
>you start mentally calculating your odds of coming back home alive
>Taiyang kicks back, gently rubbing Yang's hand. "First Christmas eve away from your family, huh?"
>you nod
>"oh, I can tell. You're nervous. Just relax, alright? No need to be afraid."
>his eyes tell the exact opposite
>Qrow grumbles. "What kind of man leaves his own family in such an important celebration?"
>Taiyang laughs. "Easy there, buddy, you're only here for the booze."
>everyone laughs, and you join them. Your in-law suddenly doesn't feel that scary anymore.
>Ruby clings to your arm. "Besides... He might be joining the family some day, so get used to it." she smiles playfully
>you nod, chuckling nervously as Yang looks to the side, concealing a wince
>Taiyang doesn't seem to mind, but you're just too scared to look at Qrow
>you can almost hear the glass shattering in his grip
>you see the glass being set on the center table with a soft thud, desperately focusing on Yang to avoid looking at Qrow
>he's giving you the positively most frightening stink eye you could possibly imagine
>Yang looks back at you, feeling the spaghetti. She tries not to laugh.
"Hehe... T-That's right, Ruby."
>you throw your arm over your shoulder, hearing Qrow let out a long, shaky sigh before refilling his cup

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>>78382902
>>you start mentally calculating your odds of coming back home alive
Given that fact that Qrow is involved, I would give him 5% at best.
Maybe 7 if he gets a head start.