Just fucking nick it, ya cunt.

BOSWELLOCKS

Suzanne's arse.

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's weird, innit

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´Ead like a fockin´ orange!

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Man fuck Ricky. He should have sat in the chair.

>>78376110
Get yer knickers off

Fuck Ricky Gervais, dude's the biggest asshole in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA7mI7l2sV4

he's right though innit?

>>78380392
In fairness to this clip Karl determines the total injustice of international systems and the failure of aid when it doesn't rehabilitate countries

[Ricky's laugh]

>>78380496
Someone should just teach Karl how to articulate his thoughts.

>>78380496
Karl is 10 wis 1 int build

What kind of woman is Suzanne to be to marry Karl?

>>78380593

One with a fat arse and a Dave Hill haircut

>the rice is right
>strike it Ricky
>big mother
>15 Taiwan

I guess it's time to listen to the xfm shows again.

Man moths?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDuIwwjJHXk

>>78380496
In fairness, Karl's full of shit and anyone who agrees with him is just as much a fucking idiot, if not more so, as he is.

>>78382383
u wot m8?

>it was a shaved baby monkey.

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>>78380392

>who's let you in?

>>78376433
can't be bothered

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>>78382383

karl is a created character, his purpose is to put across philosophical concepts and ideas in a stupid way

he is like that social experiment where one of the greatest violin players in the world was put to play like a common busker in a busy city and was almost completely ignored

anyone could figure this out, but whether or not you know this or not is irrelevant

all that matters is if you disagree with anything karl says you're a plebeian, in the sense that you are waving off serious shit just because of the way he presents it

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D'you need anythin' buildin' /co/?

>>78380593

according to one of the xfm shows, in karls own words, one minute she was buying him a hot chocolate and the next minute they were moving in together

suzanne made all the moves, maybe it was real affection or maybe karl was already associating with ricky at the time and she smelled money

I could eat a know at night

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>>78383764
what

>>78383692
Is it that easy to get a construction job?

>>78383822
Nah coz of unions. They have all these rules like chimps not being able to work on-site.

>>78383693
I like to believe they had one conversation with Karl talking about monkeys or bugs and shit and she decided she wanted to be within earshot of this person all the time.

>>78376433
>>78379966
It would be great to have a discussion about Karl without the same two reddit teen memes parroted back and forth. It's not funny anymore. Take the hint.

>>78381722

>Cheap as chimps

>>78382383
Karl makes lots of observations that come off sort of libertarian and sometimes antiquated.
His vocalized thoughts lack any sort pretext through social awareness, because he lacks the education or the sense of empathy that makes it anything more than instinct. But maybe like a tenth of the time, that instinct is somewhat profound because we haven't heard it spoken out, then other times he's saying that all asians look alike.

>>78384458
Chimp off the ol' block.

>>78384769
>then other times he's saying that all asians look alike.
But they do.

>>78383764
knob, you knobhead. KNOB.
>>78384769
because he lacks(...) the sense of empathy

Ricky and Steve aren't Mother Teresa of Calcuta themselves, mind you

>my girlfriend needs a new marrow.

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>>78380392
>Can I have a sandwich
>Here's your sandwich
>next year
>Can I have a sandwich
>Where's your brother?
>He died.