IT HURTS!! 352: Two Kings

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>>78375132
BECAUSE I THINK IT FUCKING IS

holy shit everything about this page is awesome

>Allison's hair
I didn't think it was possible to improve upon perfection...

>>78375446
How can she be perfect? She'll be a little girl forever.

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>>78375489
>She'll be a little girl forever.
there's a lot of people who would find that to be a positive

though now I'm super curious what adult human allison would look like

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>>78375489
Gob didn't know it, but he drew this months in advance to respond to this precise post

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Gobs @gobolatula 13 mins13 minutes ago
Here's @Grailytoast 's design for Ally's new outfit. I hope to bring that scepter into the comics. :)

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Gobs @gobolatula 12 mins12 minutes ago
Here's @Grailytoast 's timeskip Pasqualo design.

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Gobs @gobolatula 7 mins7 minutes ago
Here is @Grailytoast 's new Maddie outfit. Grail was unaware that I was about to turn Maddie into a crazy muscleman.

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>>78375145
>Allison's new hair

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>>78375132
>allison new hair

why i get the feeling it's gonna be while until we see timeskip trisssh?

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>>78375145
>that Ally
My fucking dick, like holy shit.
>>78376853
Because if this is how it's going down we clearly need to be eased into it.

>>78376853
Timeskip Trisssh probably is a sight to behold. She probably hasn't changed much physically, but if Pasqualo still has a bar on haircutting she probably has a lot of obnoxious wisecracking snake heads wiggling around her.

>>78375489
>She'll be a little girl forever.
I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?!

>>78377635
>Timessskip Trisssh

Ally is the most fuckable zombie holy shit

>>78375145
>the peppershanty empire shoots all visitors on sight
>if you survive you get to become a citizen

I am all sorts of OK with this.

All you wise guys making goo goo eyes at Ally. She is NOT for sexual.

HOLY SHIT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

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>>78375132
I love any Tenacious D reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yEP5WJNPI

Can't wait to see how qt Aurora and Trisssh are now.

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>>78377787
>She is NOT for sexual.

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>allison's new hair and permanent bedroom eyes
diamonds

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>>78376853
>Timeskip Trissh
>Timeskip Aurora
>Timeskip every girl

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>>78377915
>_<

>>78377915
>Allison
>eyes
>not eye

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>>78375145
I know everyone's talking about it already but
>Allison's hair

>>78377787
what's it like being gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgBYdsKqCsM
ayy

>>78375145
>>Ally goes full semen demon
>>Pasqualo will still never fuck the zombie

>>78375145
How can a zombie's hair grow?

>>78380995
Zombie puberty

>>78380995
Maybe it's a weave. She's part black or something.

>>78376105
did she kill someone and take their hair?

>>78375730
s/crazy muscleman/literally Kenshiro

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>Jen and Satan's plan has had a year to mature
STOP

jesus fucking christ this update made my dick hard in so many different ways

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WHAT DOES D.T.F MEAN /co/?

>>78375132
Man, where the hell did they even get Partyman?

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>>78384644
Dump Truck Freelancer

>>78384644
down to flock
don't touch franks
does that fight?

>>78384644
Deep Tendy Fryer

>>78384644
>wait what does d.t.f have to do with anyth-
>it's on the eagle bro's hat
oh

>>78375145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ96pbqvKiw

Demon Tanker Falcon

>>78380995
your hair keeps growing for a bit after you die. Stored energy or something.

>>78383921
>one day in hell is the same as one earth nanosecond

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>We could've had zombie tits

I actually like this design a lot, it's a shame it didn't quite make it into the comic. Allison's new hair is still great though.

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>>78378447
>timeskip Jennifer
>what it could have been
GOOOOOB

>>78385600
hair is longer than it looks. As your skin shrivels up more of the hair is revealed.

I don't know about you guys but I'm looking forward to seeing post-timeskip steph

I'm betting her monobrow is 10X bushier

>>78386320
You can see the line right where Gob thought to himself "wow people are going to be incredibly weird about this no matter what I do."

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>>78387659
Comes with the territory

>>78387163
But then Allison should be looking all shriveled up now instead of pretty. She wouldn't be able to blink.

>>78375132
I just noticed "I LOVE MY FRIENDS"

>>78387166
i bet she's a werewolf.
if not, she must.
pasq turf is starting to look like a bad guy's lair.

>>78386652
what? you don't have a sweet spot for /fit/ girls, anon?

>>78388614
No, I WANTED it. In retrospect we will get hell Jen, so there's that.

>>78388566
yeah and frank would definitely have to be frankenstein. the amount of drugs over time have debilitated him into a stumbling wreck

>>78375145
>>78375132
I never thought this comic could make me like it even more. But here we are.

>>78385735
noice

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>>78388986
>Frank
Frank?

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Yo holms

Where Katie at?

WHERE THE FUCK IS KATIE AT?

>>78390260
Probably next comic. Somebody has to explains the rules to the new meat.

Since when does pas have super speed? Did he tap into his untapped potential sometime between the time skip?

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>>78391279
It's not like he's been tapping anything else.

>>78391279
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=150-metal-shop-part-3

s.m.h you're not a true Hurter

>>78375145
I'm a tad bothered by Pasqualo's suit being too small for him now.

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>>78392360

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>>78392373

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>>78392389
>dese allies
hnnggg

why is pasq so haggard :(

heavy is the head that wears the crown

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Gobs just put this up on the site, but I figured I'd post it here too. It's the aged-up Ally from >>78386320 in the canon timeskip outfit.

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>>78387838
You're really going to start a zombie argument in a world were literally the end of days just happened were the dead, demons, and mythical monsters now reign supreme?

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>>78393030

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Allison threads are best threads
When is Zombie-doggirl-king gonna be /co/'s flavor of the month?

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>>78393030

>>78392360
>>78392373
>>78392389
>>78392402
Who made these? They're juuuuust slightly looking like Gob's style.

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>>78393030
Draw her flexing.

>>78393883
Gob over the course of the past year and a half or so, it seems.
I guess he's been planning a timeskip for a long time.

This time skip is getting me HYPE. HYPE for HURTS!!BALL

>>78393960

Sorry anon, I have a party to get to. Perhaps in another thread. But if you want fap material you should really be paying me. Not that I'd do lewd commissions with Gob's characters, I like this comic too much.

Also I realized I forgot to recolor her right thumb, check the site for the fixed version if anyone cares.

>>78394655
No offense my dude, but I really wouldn't feel comfortable throwing dosh at you.

>>78394676

Criticism is always welcome, man. Feel free to be specific.

I was just poking fun, though. Not intended as a serious suggestion by any means.

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timeskip trisssh when

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No Katie or Trisssh or any girls until next year lads.
But
>more long comics

I can abide.

>>78398540
I can't. Not really complaining, or planning to do anything about it, but I can't abide.
You dick-riding shit. ;^)

>>78398540
It hurts.

>>78375145
I know Pasq was a bit taller than Ally, but Jesus, he's like a full head taller now

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>>78398616
He's growing, she's not.
>cyborgs can grow?
EVIDENTLY

>>78398616
He's hitting Robo-puberty and I'm not even sure Ally is capable of growth anymore. Her hair apparently grows and Gob was going to give her tits, but as far as we know she's forever a little girl.

Now where's my damn teenage Katie?

>>78396961
oh fuck her head is gonna be full of sssammies

>>78399956
It's really gonna test your commitment to fapping/waifuing her. And for a select few it'll be easier.

This is the only web comic that makes me giddy and excited when there's a new update.

>>78393311
Hey, he started it. This all was about how zombie tits don't exist but hair grows just fine. Shit's weird.

>>78393030
I can only imagine how distracting this version of Ally would have been.