GEOFF JOHNS ANNOUNCES BATMAN VS SUPERMAN CEREAL

It's not even a joke anymore. The absolute madman!

I don't know how anyone can hate this man. As vices go cereal is pretty tame. And he even keeps his deviant urges out of his work! Certain other authors could stand to learn from that.

Amazing.2

Geoff Johns is the coolest guy in comics.

How can one man be able to live his dream so much? Is it karma for the loss of his sister?

Thats so johns

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dear people who hate the lighter and more colorful tone or marvel movies and wonder why dc taking a darker more serious approach is silly

this

this is why

then again i suppose there was a whole generation of kids that grew up with stuff marketed towards children that was based on r-rated movies like rambo, robocop, and aliens, so what do i know?

>>78339309
>Byrne Superman
Ugh.

>>78339064
I think Johns has a problem.

Why is Johns so perfect?

https://storify.com/robbercat/geoff-johns-cereal-adventure

>>78339333
You are right, he enjoy this too much

The Superman flavor seems tastier. I'm not a fan of fruit and chocolate mixed together though unless it's actual fruit covered with chocolate.

>>78339309
What does cereal have to do with movie tone? I can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>78339309
BvS isn't R-rated though, it's PG-13.

The only R-rated superhero movie coming out is Deadpool. Not even Suicide Squad is aiming for an R, which is weird honestly because it's the kind of thing that was made for a stronger rating.

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>>78339338
>I did say I was getting stuff to watch cartoons and that I wrote comics. He asked what. I said Aquaman.
>He was not impressed but I got the milk anyway.
Every time.

>>78339309
>this
>this is why
Cereal is why?

Regardless of the flavor, each one wi taste like one thing: Justice.

>>78339094
It stopped being a joke when Jim Lee redesigned Boo Berry

>>78339571
>justice tastes like cheap artificial flavoring

I don't know how to feel about this.

POST MERCHANDISE

>>78339651
this is the pinnacle though, other merchandise is irrelevant

>>78339064
The man lives his dream

>chocolate strawberry

WHAT
WERE
THEY
THINKING

>>78339692
That Batman will sell regardless of the flavor.

I would have just went with chocolate though.

>>78339064
BASED
A
S
E
D

All hail the one true Cereal King!

>>78339064
fuckkin batfags I WANT A SUPERMAN MASK.

Where are my fucking Bat-O's?

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>>78339692
You don't like chocolate strawberries? Conceptually, I guess it's blood and darkness.

>>78339064
>allergic to corn
>even if the puffs themselves aren't corn the vitamin fortification is
Feels bad man

>>78339795
They're good in real life but mixing the artificial flavoring isn't going to work. Strawberry flavored stuff is already kind of shitty on its own.

>>78339776
>SUPERMAN MASK.
kek.

>>78339776
I want a Superman wig

I want the little spit curl

>"whether you're a fan of the dark knight(tm) or the man of stee(tm)

Was that fucking necessary?

Is Geoff Johns DC's Geoff Keighley?

>>78339692
>>78339795
>>78339809
>>78339373
>implying this isn't going to be disgusting as fuck
Promotional cereals are always awful.

>>78339881
Yes™

>>78340047
not even close. Johns is a cereal worshiper while Keighley is merely a slave to Dew and Doritos.

>>78340092
The Mario 3 cereal was actually pretty good.

>>78340092
They're usually just existing recipes with different shapes. I remember getting one that was basically Count Chocula without marshmallows

>>78339064
Neither of these sounds very appetizing.
can't I just have oat and corn meal with little marshmallows?

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meh... those looks pretty bland, wish they had done something more comicbooky and silly

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>>78340492

>Over-complicated flavors that sound "Artisan" but just end up sounding like they'll taste like shit.
It's like fucking poetry.

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>>78340516

>>78340540
Chocolate strawberry and caramel aren't really "artisan" sounding.

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>>78340566
I ate this one

>>78340092
>forgetting about Oreo Os

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>HEY KIDS U LIKE SUPER POWER MAN AND BAT: THE MAN? WELL HOW ABOUT YOU SHOVEL THIS BOWL OF MILK AND SUGAR INTO YOUR HIDEOUS FUCKING MOUTHS

>>78340730
Something like this really happened at Toys R Us event for the He-Man revival.
The announcer misread the part of their script that said, "Hey kids, do you like Mer-Man?" And said "Man-Man" instead

>>78340821
>"Man-Man"

How manly

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>>78339309
>Byrne Superman

>>78340894
>"Man-Man"
>How Manly
He's got all the powers of a Man, after all

>>78339064
Long live Cereal King!

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>>78340730
Capitalism getting to be a bit too much for you, friend?

>>78339064
This sounds like a South Park episode become reality.

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>>78340990
>>78340894
>>78340821
>Man Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9cnAbiyrA

>>78339064
I love it when prayers are answered.