When will DC writers stop teasing and let Midnighter use dat boipussy?
Never, its just Midnighter tier banter.
Midnighter are probably the most amusing frenemies yet, that's probably the charm of this "dynamic duo". They work well together but still try to outshine each other, which can be comical.
Keep your lust at fanfictions, OP.
I'm pretty happy with their relationship as is.
DC needs to amp up dem TigerDick interactions, though.
Pretty much. If you're going to willingly go around with the nickname Dick in the modern age you'd have to have a godlike penis otherwise he'd be a laughing stock.
Even Tim is more straight than Dick.
Did I make a left turn and end up in tumblr where people's sexualities are determined by fanfiction and no what happen in the actual comics?
Never. Dick is straight, and Middy is meant to be with Apollo only.
How the hell is he not straight?