Cute moment edition
I wanna nut in her ass
mods pls no bully
I wanna say Spring 2016? I'm not too sure.
Have a Gypsy Janna.
A lot of people make that mistake, I find it endearing! Armadillos are radical.
Sabrina will be first one day, just you wait.
Just so you know, I made all three threads this weekend. I'm running out of non fanart pictures
I'm excited for more Janna characterization but I'm afraid a lot of the things the fans have come up for her (internal spaghetti, crush on Marco, feelthy geepsy) are going to be deconfirmed when she gets her episode
Although, there's a good chance that the crush on Marco is canon, I think, with the way she acts around him
Well now, I need to get to bed. Good night /sveg/. I'll post with you all tomorrow.
How about Marco becoming Star's saint?
I have a very difficult time jerking the gerkin to this show. Usually I tend to be able to rub one out to moe anime like this one but I'm having a really hard time doing it here.
Anybody else can relate?
so i have only been in these threads for 2 weeks can someone explain me why these threads are banned during the rest of the week
these threads look ok just a bunch of shipping and fanfictions
i don't see anything worthy of a ban
It's because you don't enjoy it for the lewdness, of which there is actually very little
You enjoy it for the cute perfection of the sweet, pure love the two main characters have for each other
You don't masturbate to true love, anon. You just enjoy it
That reminds me of someone OH SHIT.
Marco telling Toffee that he is not living his life correctly when?
Look on the bright side, then you guys can make a whole bunch of new headcanons.
If Janna's race/ethnicity is ever revealed, what do you think it'll be? I think she will turn out to be Hispanic like Marco.
They're not banned by the mods, we decide to have only weekend threads because a 24/7 general usually leads to a lot of shitposting and then to an actual ban.
So this way, we can still have discussion and fics and stuff, without having to join /sug/ in the /trash/
animu blondies and brunette males remind me of Starco now.
Just add heart marks on cheeks.
Starstrips guy here.
Give me a good out-of-context screenshot from the show and I'll see what debauchery I can compose from it.
so is this going to start being a thing now?hispanic guys getting the main girl
i like this, maybe i should move to burgerland
work your magic on this shot
As a Mexican-American I'm just glad there is a cartoon where the hispanic guy has lots of options for cutie 3.14's to be as that one anon puts it cute and perfect.
Shame he's too blinded by one to see it.
Considering how a few have assumed blood relations with marco based on similar skintone and head structure to Mr.Diaz. Hispanic is probably quite likely. Which I won't mind since pic related becomes (tiny bit)partially canon.
Not my best one but it's what I could come up with.
Author's note: If there's one strong industry in the anti-Trump states, it's the sex tourism.
>Only half the episode
Still patiently waiting for the whole thing to be uploaded.
And by half I meant lots of shit was cut out.
Being completely serious, to me "Sabco" is a joke pairing and so is my extreme devotion to it, I am fully aware it has no chance in hell of even come close to happen.
I even wonder if those two will even talk to each other at all, if I get Marco to merely say her name that would be enough.
But if they become friends that would be so awesome.
>Hope breaks an arm.
>It doesn't even hurt.
Hope's a tough gal.
>See's Sabrina get carried away to an ambulance over a few bumps.
>"Pfft, what a casual." she mutters.
>Chugs a bottle of mountain dew gamer fuel and no scopes some noobs in Sabrina's honor.
I said I wanted MLG Hope
Bit busy right now, but I'll try to draw some stuff for them as well.
Doodled this just now.
A lot of japs seem to be using tumblr for some reason. There's a lot of fanart being churned out there
That's adorable! (and painful!)
I love it! it boost my Sabco folder to an STAGGERING total of 4! thats 2 times 2! I am drowning in it!
Thanks a lot for drawing it, anon! I love you!
Not in a creepy way, don't worry.
>Star kicked her legs on the back of the sofa, her head hanging off of the edge and her hair spilling onto the floor. Chewing the wand absently, her gaze wandered from the movie playing on screen over to Marco. The boy was enthralled, gripping the arm rest on his side of the couch as each moment passed. It had been weeks. Whole WEEKS since any monsters had attacked. There had been no danger, no escapades, no hijinks, not even a whiff of trifling school drama to liven things up. Star and Marco had, of course, been able to keep themselves pleasantly occupied for the most part by traipsing into other dimensions. Sadly, one can only visit the Bounce Lounge so many times in a week, and spend so much money at the Amethyst Arcade, before such things start to become stale. Even the Scum Bucket had lost some of it's charm after frequent visits. It was after all other options had been exhausted that Star and Marco took to watching movies to pass their free time.
>The film was fine in it's own way she supposed, detailing the exciting life of an intrepid adventurer exploring ruins and thwarting evil plots, but as far as Star was concerned she already lived that on a (formerly) regular basis. Watching a character have a made up adventure wasn't nearly as charming or exciting as having her own with her bestie by her side. Star stopped chewing her wand, eyes widening in horrified, grim realization.
>She was becoming bored.
>This would not stand.
>Given Marco's attention to the screen however, she could only guess that he was perfectly content to see the story through to the end and add another watched movie to the ever growing list he had started keeping to avoid unnecessary repeat viewings. She hadn't been completely sure before, but her previous seven attempts at gaining the boys attention had been met with dismissive shushing, a thrown pillow, and a friendly wrestling match that had driven the point home that Marco was watching that movie come Hell or high water. Star frowned as she poked Marco's foot with her wand, eliciting absolutely no response.
>Marco was just outright ignoring her now in favour of the movie.
>With a huff, Star rolled herself off of the couch and got ready for more drastic measures before a thought came unbidden to her mind. A stray, fleeting thing. Barely a passing notion of a half baked whim even. But it latched onto the girl's brain all the same, growing into something that, in Star's point of view, was genius. Not only would she get to avoid the dreaded state known as boredom once again, but she'd also get Marco away from Hollywood's sinister clutches. Rushing upstairs to her room, Star carefully stepped around the...thing...under her rug and rifled through her belongings until she retrieved what she was after: her dimensional scissors.
I fucked up and forgot to start the quote chain with the first part
>Marco leaned further forward in his seat. The hero of the film had just managed to snatch an ancient magical artifact out of the clutches of the villain at the last moment. This was it, the big finish. The bombastic finale to a rollercoaster ride of emotion, suspense, action, and romance. There was already plenty of fire and explosions to set the scene as the two faced off. Marco was only vaguely aware of Star grabbing his arm. Unfortunately he was unable to tear his attention away from, what was in his opinion, masterful storytelling. Some confusion did register as he felt Star's grip move to his hand, but just as Marco's attention started to diverge the hero of the film was gravely wounded! The magical artifact was now firmly in the clutches of the villain, laughing maniacally as they stood triumphantly over the prone form of the hero. The tension was too much, Marco had to see how everything would play out! Then Marco heard the tell tale sound of scissors snipping.
>Marco turned his head so quickly that he felt his neck pop a little, and got an eyeful of Star grinning like the Cheshire Cat, his hand unknowingly gripping her dimensional scissors, and Star manipulating his hand to cut open a portal.
>“Oh no! No! Star there is literally no world where this is a good idea!”
>“Oh come oooonnn, what's the harm? I figured I was always the one using the scissors before, why shouldn't you get a turn?”
>“Because I don't know what I'm doing! What if we end up somewhere too dangerous for us to handle?”
>“Oh pffft, I doubt it. You're the Safe Kid! We'll probably end up in a super fun land of bouncy mattresses or something, the scissors try to send you to wherever you're thinking of at the time. Also, I have the wand and you're like a super awesome karate master.”
>Marco opted to let the “Safe Kid” remark slide this time along with the blatant flattery, deciding that the topic at hand was more prudent.
>“But I was watching a movie! I wasn't thinking of anywhere in particular, so that portal could pop us out into...into...who knows what! I mean really, just look at it.” Marco gestured to the open portal, a murky grey thing with black flecks creeping out beyond the edges before vanishing into the ether. Instead of getting anything resembling concern out of Star, Marco was rewarded with an elated gasp.
>“Oh my gosh that means it could go ANYWHERE! Oh this is so exciting neither of us know what's on the other side and there could be all kinds of neat things and eeeeeeee let's go let's go let's go!” Star was literally jumping up and down on the couch at this point, eager to go on another undoubtedly amazing time with Marco.
Also I can't count apparently either. Fuck I need sleep
>“But...but what if we can't breathe the air there?” Marco knew it was a stretch, but it was also a distinct possibility in his mind.
>“Minty Breezy Breathing Easy!” The wand gave a flash of light, surprising Marco but not actually changing anything that he could tell. Star grinned smugly, pretending to buff her nails on the front of her dress. “That should make it so we can breathe pretty much anything. Also freshens your breath.”
>“Okaaay... what about extreme temperatures though?” Marco's answer was Star simply holding up her wand. Marco grasped for another reason to not go through the portal, through which he swore he could hear the high pitched keening of what was no doubt a fearsome bird-like creature. “Um...err...uh...ah ha! What if we can't get back in time for dinner? We have school tomorrow to consider as well!”
>Star's smile faded, replaced with an exasperated frown as she pushed the wand further towards Marco's face, shaking it for emphasis.
>“You're not going to be happy until we go through the portal are you?”
>Smiling despite himself, Marco sighed. “Okay, let's go.” He was immediately rewarded with a spine crushing grip around his arms and torso as Star's face lit up with a joyful shout of “HUUUGS” before he was grabbed by the wrist and led through the portal, the grey hole in the air shutting behind them leaving an empty couch and an unfinished movie playing on the TV.
Not at the moment. I typed that out in the last hour because I said I'd write something last week. Christmas time is busy so honestly I half-assed that one.
there will be more, I'm not done and things haven't gone pear shaped yet
Continuation of a green from the image I posted.
>Family goes out to greet the new guest.
>Star angrily follows behind.
>Marco is unsure of what to do.
>Spade exits her carriage, with luggage in tow.
>She looks similar to Star but also quite different, with her being a redhead and of course two black Spade symbols on her cheeks.
>Marco's parent's went up to greet her and to talk with her driver/guard. Marco hung back with Star.
>"I don't know what history you two have but hey look on the bright side, at least your parents didn't name you after freaky birthmarks, huh Heart?"
>Star laughed."Dang right, mole."
>Marco looked at Spade as she made eye contact with Star.
>He wondered what's up with mewman woman and playing card birthmarks.
>Marco does have to admit she's kinda cute, but doubt's he should say that out loud.
>"Marco, whatever she say's or does don't let her-"
>"Star! my favorite cousin" Spade shouts running over to hug her.
>"Hello..Spazz" Star groans as she is hugged.
>"Oh you, always the funny one" Spade says as she rubs Star's head.
> Spade turns to Marco.
>"Hmmm, and you are? Well besides handsome that is."
>Marco blushed a little. Star just rolled her eyes.
>"I'm Macro, err I mean Marco"
>Last time Marco messed up his own name was around Jackie...this was unexpected.
>"Well I sure hope you don't mind giving little old me a tour around your kingdom later" Spade said rubbing Marco's shoulder.
>Marco began to blush again.
>Star meanwhile resisted the urge to vomit, but if not she would aim for Spade's dress.
>"Oh I'm not royalty."
>Spade winked at Marco. "What my parent's don't know won't hurt them"
>Star contemplated fighting those invading orcs herself to send her manipulative ass back to Mewni ASAP.
>"Star sweetie, be a dear and bring my chest up to your room" Spade asked as she looked over Marco.
>"My room?" Star asked.
>"Why of course we are gonna be roommates this weekend."
>Star gritted her teeth. This will not do at all.
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!
CUTE AND PERFECT!
That's all I got for now guv'nor.
Also not sure if I should even continue it, green's are suppose to be short and to the point, this thing can quickly spiral out of control, especially with me at the helm. Plus I'm not sure if most anons even like this so I may just be yelled at to stop anyways haha.
>Devil Smasher: Star Butterfly.
Just in case.
The last scene really shows the potential of this cartoon, I really wish they didn't waste time with Ludo and introduced Tofsy way earlier but then again, he would've been doomed to fail with his plans, till the last episode.
If there's one this that I really dislike about the show, is how they draw teeth like in pic related>>78312719
I know they aren't the only ones to do so, but the teeth are so big and noticeable, it bothers my autism.
What Star variant is that pic? We already have a TsunStar
I just looked and, yeah, January 15th is when they start regular broadcats. Typical Disney.
Along those lines, anyone know where to find the Japanese dub of the first episode? The one uploaded on NicoNico a couple days back got deleted almost instantly.
I was wondering why this show looks so good. The first season was made over the course of two years and the animation was done by a Canadian studio instead of outsourced. That's a big investment.
S2 will be outsourced tho.
This is the only one I have
We are getting quite a bit of art from Japan even though they only got to see one episode.
Thanks for finding this. Even if it's a cut version, it gives a good idea of their voices. Can't really complain from what I've heard so far.
And yeah, Star has a bit of a Kansai accent going there, but it's not exaggerated.
I actually like how they tried to use Ludo to make it initially look like the villains would always be a joke and Star would constantly win easily, then later shake both sides up by introducing a non-retarded villain.
I think the problem is that they used Ludo a bit too often, so that even fans who were expecting a story arc eventually came to accept "Well, this is just how it's gonna be." Even mixing up his plans so that he did stuff besides come out of nowhere, attack Star, lose miserably, might've made him work better, though the fact that he never even tried obvious shit was kind of the point of later episodes too.
It seems the problem is Toffee came in too late- He only had a part in what, 3 schemes before kicking out Ludo? Cut one or two of the filler plots that happened before he showed up, or have cut asides to show a mysterious onlooker when Ludo's plans fail, help set up that there's SOMETHING going on in the background.
Yeah, though the fact they didn't waste time on bullshit with him and had him actively accomplish shit in every appearance is rare in cartoons like this (don't think they had any choice but to do that with a short season and celebrity VA, but still), just implying he actually existed, or even just that there were other villains out there (maybe an ominous conversation between the Queen and King?) would have helped a lot.
Ok. Let's end this good.
DUMP YOUR STARCO FOLDER.
>organizing SvTFoE image folder
>no matter how many times I do it, there is ALWAYS a Janna pic left outside the Janna folder
I swear to god this sneaky gypsy just doesn't give up.
Wouldn't it be funnier if it was one of those longer boxes?
Anyone else slightly salty when fanworks have Marco spouting forth in spanish? Half messican or not, he's cracker as fuck when he's not going full dia de los muertos.
Hell the only time he spoke Spanish in the show he was pissed off at doing so.
Yeah, it's weird how so many people want it to be a thing that happens eventually: like it's his first language, and when he gets pissed he starts speaking in it seems to be a popular wish.
I don't get the impression that Mrs. Diaz is anything but white and so probably spoke English to him anyway when he was growing up, and from a more practical angle, the writers themselves might not know it well enough to use it. Adam apparently took it a lot in school, but he probably wouldn't sound convincing the way someone like Marco, with an actually Mexican father, would.
I hope this gets explored in S2. It was always my head canon that Marco was fluent. Making that one scene with the fat kid even better. Complete disinterest in speaking Spanish despite the proficiency.
>Considering the mewman royal family is matriarchal,
You made this shit on the spot.
>He didn't read the history of Mewnipendence
Seriously though, queen Moon has the wand, the queen from Mewnipendence has the wand... it's likely that queen > king in Mewni. Still, until they say something about it in the show these are purely speculations.
She also had that "F" paper in her locker in Mewberty. She seems oddly proud of it if she is keeping it around.
It doesn't bother me that much, but I do find it kind of lame when they use the "peppers bits of their dialogue with their native language" thing in actual tv shows, in order to remind the audience that they're whatever race or ethnicity.
As far as we know, it could just be passed along to the first born, regardless of gender.
Made by a korean guy.
No, you don't. You want her to suffer
and possibly cucked.
But it's ok. We like you the way you are, no need to pretend that you're Starco trash like the resu of us.
>No, you don't. You want her to suffer and possibly cucked.
Why are you making up such horrible lies? Give me some screencaps if I have ever said something like that.
In the meantime enjoy this lewd Jackie.
This is a kinda weird and off-topic question but
is Star a real name in english?
I know it's a real name in spanish, im mexican and i remember that when i was in school i met this girl named Lucero (that can be translated as bright star), not only that but she also had a little sister named Estrella that's litteraly Star in spanish
so any of you guys know any girl named star in real life?
I have never written something like that.
It can be a name, but it isn't extremely common and would often give people the impression that the parents are trying to make their kid seem Super Special or are into new age crap or something. "Star Butterfly" definitely comes off like a fan fic/Mary-Sue kind of name, which fits with the original premise of her pretending she had magical powers.
I do know someone who goes by Star in real life, but it's short for some longer name that just begins with it.
I couldn't find my my archives when you used to spam "I want Star to suffer" or "Star must suffer". It may predate the halloween week-end, so those words are lost forever. But I got a screen supporting >>78319768 's statement.
Template now available, if someone wants it for personal reasons...
Rose is a "real" name, why is Rose fine but Star is still seen as trying too hard to make your kid look special? I mean, as long as it's something within the borders of good taste people should be not only allowed but encouraged to name their kids however they want. Everything is better than millionth Tom or Michael
or AhmedI'm looking at you western and northern europe. I hate being Michael - Michaels are either huge faggots or fuck ups.
Anyway, that's actually some interesting topic you have mentioned. In my shithole there is no official list of names you are allowed to give to your kid. The law only mentions that it can not be offensive, so you could easily be Rose, Star, Fork, Batman or Celestia (that is a "real" name by the way). Don't know about murrica.
Besides, what is a "real" name anyway? It is usually just encrypted meaning for something else, like Michael (hebrew for "Who is like god"), why would it be wrong to name somebody "Star" other than some people being butthurt over it, for the sake of being butthurt? It's not offensive or anything. Pls reply.
I don't remember writing that. Somebody is framing me.
Rose is seen as acceptable mainly because it's much more common, and as seen as both a person's name and a noun. Star's a rare name, and so is thought of as just a noun first. That's pretty much it.
No limits in America about names either, unless you wanted to name a kid, like, an obscenity or racial slur or something. But there are certain names that'll get judged anyway.
For Star, it's not the name itself that's the problem, so much as the rarity of it and the fact that the people who use it for the kids seem to fall into certain stereotypical categories (hippies, trashy).
Not judging the name one way or another (because of this show I like it); that's just the knee-jerk reaction a lot of people in the US would have toward someone named that.
You ain't got shit on me. Name and tripcode could easily be photoshopped.
The only problem with "Star" as a name is that it seems like something a dumb hippy would name their kid, in the US at least. If it became more popular as a name it would probably be seen as pretty normal.
Crusher Joe and Alfin? I salute your excellent taste in retro anime couple comparisons.
Unfortunately, if you go by personalities (or totally opposite ones in this case), you need to pick these two. Marco is the anti-Ataru and Star's passive-aggressive tendencies toward Marco make her a convincing anti-Lum.
Plus, I've never seen Star give Marco an electric lynching. Yet.
I sure would love to see Star being hated in the united states for being named Star, and the Toffee comes, beats her up and rapes her while Marco has to watch and then he’s forced to take a dump on her because Toffee threatens to kill them both if he doesn’t.
I like putting carrots in my asshole.
"It's normal because it's common" is honestly pretty weak argument. Do I even have to mention why?
What are you even trying to say here? I'm not saying the name Star is intrinsically stupid, I'm saying that there's a certain social perception that would go along with it. Just like there's a certain social perception that goes along with names like Cletus and Shawneequa. I'm not even arguing anything at all, I'm just noting that fact.
I'm sorry if you felt attacked. It was not supposed to be an attack. You are right but it doesn't mean that overall "social perception" is.
Hi RedHoodie, I just wanted to thank you for yesterday's cute StarJarco green.
regarding the other one, that had me seriously scared: I don't know if you were in a dark place when writing it, or if you still are, but I wish you every luck, my friend. If I were able to do anything more, rest assured that I would.
I'm depressed as well, lately.
>Some sort of greek mythos shit going on here
Guys stop fighting, Your making Star sad
>Some sort of greek mythos shit going on here
Hmm, surprised there isn't more of this.
I'm very glad that you're better now. It's a relief.
>do you have a link to the green that had you scared?
The story is not scary per se — but pretty dark, to say the least:
I'm feeling bad because I wanted to write a christmas story but due to personal issues I lacked the time and inspiration.
When will the next week-end start? On the 24th? If it's so, I may have it finished by then.
I didn't even write a Blar & Blarco green to have time for that other silly project. Really feeling bad...
>Why arent you posting this one?
Because I prefer it when Daron supports our /sveg/ running gags.
What are you getting for christmas, /sveg/?
You make a good point anon, I therefore rest my case.
All the other ship breakups would just be sad but in the long run everything will return to normal. Not with Janna though, far from.
>Implying Marco isn't gonna enjoy the ride...
Too old to receive gifts, too lonely to give gifts. Hopefully an all-nighter watching films about happy people celebrating christmas, plus DIe Hard.
> Janna gives Marco his gift
> Marco suspiciously unwraps it
> "Oh! It's my keys!"
> "And...a...bunch of my clothes..."
> "They've lost your scent, Diaz. Wear them so I can steal them again."
The ache on the outside doesn't hurt nearly as much as the ache in her heart.
Janna just needs to trap Marco under some mistletoe
I actually wanted to do another picture but I have not much time today, so, I added some details to this one.
>love turned to hatred is the greatest tragedy :^)
The writing was great in this, fun with a good flow. If I was better at writing myself I could probably word it more efficiently but basically it makes want more. Hope you can continue this.
Great work, anon. Gotta love these moments, but they bring so many strong feels ...
>"B-but Star... I am the source of the triangle food, you fool..."
>"Wait... no, no, no. It's not possible.... nooooo!"
>And Star was doomed to never taste nachos ever again, unable to understand the truths in the path of Doritos.
But.. that... that.... is actually what I expected.
The ending of Diaz's Plan for Grandbabbies
Marco have to duel Star to save his parents while Star have too kill Marco for Mewnie and her freedom.
In the end...Marco cannot kill his best friend...such are the price for humanity
After rewatching the series it's weird that every character just says "universe," even though "multiverse" is used in official stuff to describe the setting. Raises the question if they're really other dimensions, or just planets that are really far away from each other, or what.
I think the only time it was said was in Ms. Heinous's book at the end of St. O's.
No, but there's a short of Hope creating one.
There are people here who use that meme never even knowing where it came from
A shame, I remember when this story was being written it got a hell of a lot of hype in these threads
I remember being on vacation, before I longed for Star's delicious bootyhole, pressing refresh on my phone every 5 minutes, waiting for the next chapter to read. It's probably the most excited I've ever been about anything in a long time.
Is it me or this is the slowest week-end so far since the hiatus began? Man, I know I didn't/couldn't write anything this week-end, but not even FV was around as much as usual. Are the holidays taking our people away?
Gravity Falls. They're the weirdo's posting stuff like
>Gravity Falls has ruined my sexuality, Now I can't get off to anything except pictures of Stan/Soos/Dipper shitting on Mable's head.
Then it was bad timming. I was kinda busy on Friday and Saturday. Too bad, I missed all the fun then.
What about Marco wearing the Shezow outfit?
Draw Star wearing too if you want.
I'm going to go to sleep now, and the thread will probably be gone by the time I wake up so see you next weekend dudes and hopefully I'll have some of that Hope fic I was talking about in the last thread to show you!
I just realized the ultimate Karma would be if the Starco child is bad boy. But problem child deliquent bad boy who always looks for fights.
>Star and Marco's face when prince gets into a fight with someone from another kingdom for the Nth time
Well that certainly strokes my ego. I fully intend on continuing, but I won't have anything finished before the weekend is done. There's a solid chance I'll have quite a bit more to post next weekend though.
Would you a Star Chocofly?
Night WF; enjoy your food
Feels good to get praise for something you create, even if it's just words. As to continuing, take your time, whatever you write will probably be better if it's not rushed just for the sake of getting it out before the thread ends.
She watches TV with Marco at the end of Party with a Pony.
Banagic has her not getting "As Seen on TV" being listed in a magazine, but that's not as weird of a WHAT IS THIS STRANGE EARTH THING as it's sometimes made out to be
this is about a minute of footage from the first segment.
the only thing on niconico, last i checked, is about 5 minutes from the same one (i think it includes everything from this youtube version + more).
interesting how different all the voices are from the originals. high-pitched star was a given, but i wasn't expecting ludo to sound like that.
I feel like attempting to write a short greentext, to make up for missing most of the thread this weekend. Give me a prompt/idea and I'll see if I can finish it before the thread dies.
Dungeons and Dragons with Star, Marco, Janna, Alphonzo, Ferguson, and anyone else you wanna add.
I can try this...never played D&D, but I've seen depictions of it. Who should be the DM?
working on a new pic in which Janna discovers her love for
Just kidding its a tentacle
Yeah a monk/fighter would work. I know Marco mostly fights with his fists, but should he also have a sword? Maybe a huge overcompensating greatsword that his character can't actually wield but he keeps it because it's cool looking.
>"Ferg! Get out of the kitchen or we're starting without you!" -Marco yelled toward where Ferguson had tried to sneak away for a quick snack while everyone else was setting up their dungeon romp for the night.
>"Awww, I just wanted to see if you had any leftover chili that your Dad made a few nights ago..." -Ferguson said sheepishly as he slunk back toward the biggest table in the house that was currently topped with Janna's D&D set
>Speaking of Janna....
>"HEY JANNA! WE'RE ABOUT TO START, SO YOU CAN STOP RUMMAGING THROUGH MARCO'S CLOSET!" -Star called in the direction of the stairs, figuring that she'd come running; they hadn't rolled for who was gonna be DM yet, and Janna had seemed really eager to give it a go.
>"COMING! I just had to go...use the bathroom, is all." -Janna yelled back, barreling down the stairs while stuffing what appeared to be a pair of boxers into her backpack while pulling out a couple of bottles of "soda" that she'd brought from home for the occasion.
>After everyone sat down and started getting settled (and grabbed some snacks and something to drink), they all rolled for who was going to DM the game.
>Alphonzo barely won, rolling a 19 over Hope's 18
>"YES, I'll make a great DM, and be very Tyrannical!" -Alphonzo stated, pumping his fists in the air as everyone groaned
>"Don't make us reroll the dice again Al...." -Janna threatened, readying a rubberband and aiming it at Alphonzo's head as she spoke
>" Kidding, kidding! Geez...can't take a joke..." -Alphonzo pouted while pulling up his DM screen and started writing out a scenario as the others picked their classes
>"I think I'll be a Monk, as this set doesn't seem to have Ninja in it's list of classes" -Marco said dejectedly, rolling for stats and writing them down as Alphonzo noted his class
>"Hey Marco, blame my Dad, not me, it's his set after all..."-Janna said, having picked a Rogue and rolling for her stats
Not that I want to know, but how much Jackie tentacle porn is out there?
I mean Daron kind of set her up with the "I want it to be my boyfriend" line. What was she thinking?
we know what she was thinking
She was thinking "I've based Jackie off of my IRL friend that I have latent yuri feelings for, and I want to see fanart of her getting railed by tentacles"
Or she was just thinking it was funny
Sheesh Janna is thirstier for Marco than I thought
> Wants his tentacle to be her bf
> "Let's make some magic together...."
> Stealing his keys
> "My fangs can be real if you want them to be :3"
damn she thirsty
>damn she thirsty
It's why we love her.
Her delivery of that last line about the fangs was the best. You can hear the cute yet sultry tone build up as it goes on. The girl really wants Marco's attention.
Too bad she's destined to lose to Star and Jackie.
>"Then I'll be a BARBARIAN! RAWWRRR" -Star yelled while banging her hands on the table, almost knocking over a few drinks and causing a few of the laser puppies to start barking in excitement
>"I'll pick a Bard I guess..." -Sabrina said, eyeing the class sheet with sadness. She'd hoped that they had Sword Dancer, but a Bard was fine too
>"My spirit animal wants me to a Druid...for reasons" -Ferguson said while a few of the others snickered, remembering his story
>"I'll be...I'll be a Cleric then!" -Hope stated; she'd always had a thing for classes who could heal
>"Then it's settled, give me a few minutes to finish out the scenario and we can start" - Alfonzo muttered, trying to finish before everyone got restless
>As Alfonzo finished up, the others slowly started on their snacks and read up on their chosen class's traits and abilities
>"Now then! Your party has decided to take on a bounty for a peasant village to clear out a nearby cave of goblins..."-Alfonzo started them off, listing the options available to them to start
>"How should we decide where to go first?" -Hope asked, not sure how they would decide anything with so many people playing
>"We could roll; highest roller gets to decide where we go next?" -Janna offered, not remembering to bring the game manual that came with the set
>"I guess we could do that, anyone have any objections?" -Marco asked, to which everyone shook their heads
>"MY SPIRIT ANIMAL! IT CALLS TO ME FROM THE FOREST! MY PEOPLE NEED ME!" -Ferguson yelled, which caused Alfonzo to ask him to roll to see if he would run into the forest in a crazed frenzy or not
>He rolled a 2
>"And Ferguson the Druid runs off into the woods on a quest to help his spirit animal, leaving his friends behind, confused and slightly forlorn" -Alfonzo narrated as Ferguson got up and walked into the kitchen again, presumably to look for that leftover chili
>Marco just sighed and asked everyone to roll to decide where to go next
Call to fill me in? All I know about it is some /a/ meme about it being the greatest love story ever told.
>No magic user in the party
I won't say this will bite them in the ass later. But this sure as hell won't end well.
Loving it so far AP.
A boy and a girl decide to help each other get their respective crushes. The boy has liked his crush for a long ass time but is too fucking beta to say anything. That's the basic premise of it.
>boy is too beta to do anything
>asking if this sounds familiar
It's only the premise of a million other animus
>Hope rolled the highest, with a 16
>Squealing in delight, she commanded that they go into the cave to fight the goblins on behalf of the village
>Bravely venturing into the cave, the party found it fairly empty, barring some undead goblins and crazed apprentice necromancers who had apparently massacred the local goblin population to try and fuel a dark ritual to summon a eldritch deity, which had seemingly failed, killing most of the necromancers
>Sabrina's Bard was sadly killed in action by failing a balance check and falling into a pit
>The party didn't find any decent loot either, due to Janna's Rogue being too busy flirting with Marco's Monk to bother looking for treasure or traps
>Which caused Star's Barbarian to fly into a rage, separating the party as Janna's Rogue fled from Star's Barbarian's attempts to kill her Rogue
>Leaving Marco's Monk and Hope's Cleric to try and see if they could salvage the mission by collecting dead goblin's teeth to show to the villagers as proof of their "deed"
>After the two finally found their way out of the cave, Star's Barbarian broke through an outer wall, with Janna's Rogue close behind, being chased by a large group of undead goblins
>Which promptly killed the entire party due to sheer numbers
>Which left only Ferguson's Druid as the sole survivor
>At least until his spirit animal grew bored of him and ate him
>"This situation is stupid, you couldn't DM to save yourself from a pack of wild werepigs!" -Star muttered as she chugged whatever soda-like drink that Janna had brought over
>"Hey, my scenario wasn't stupid, you guys just couldn't play as a team, was all!" -Alfonzo said, prickled at Star's challenge to his DM abilities
>"I was just hungry...your Dad's a great cook by the way Marco" -Ferguson said, attempting not to burp after he had finished off that chili he had so desired
>Sabrina just tried to not cry while Hope consoled her
>Even in imaginary games her luck was terrible
>Total Party Kill
Hopefully they have better luck next time. Funny write up so far AP. I gotta get some sleep now, so I won't find out if you'll continue with this, but hopefully the thread is still around once I get back on. Until then, goodnight and thanks for the fun read.
>"I got to punch some goblins, so I'm fairly happy...did you guys wanna watch a movie to round off the night or something?" -Marco asked
>"Oooh, I've got a copy of Kung Pow we could watch" -Janna suggested, eager at the opportunity to snuggle up with Marco while he was awake
>"MOVIE NIGHT!" -everyone yelled as they grabbed the rest of the snacks and ran toward the couch in the living room, D&D game abandoned for the time being in favor of more modern entertainment.
You won't miss much; this post is the end of it. I tried to keep it fairly short; as I'd like to enjoy the rest of the night doing something other than writing lol.
Speaking as someone who ran a three year long campaign
with up to twelve players for a few weeks: Yup, that sounds about how that would end. Insta-kill pitfall is a dick move though Alfonzo.
Your welcome anon, enjoy your sleep
Well, he did say he was going to be tyrannical...
I figured I would throw a bone to the anon who's prompt I didn't take.
It was hilarious how quickly and chaotically everything went down the tube. The ending was nice in how it hammered home the overall fun feeling. Even if some had less fun than others.(Poor Sabrina haha) Great stuff.
Hope the show itself provides a cozy 'hanging out' type episode like this.
What do you think of Bishounen Marco?
Somebody please fix his mouth oh god