Why are bird moms portrayed in cartoons always the best mothers

>>78254646
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>>78254646
How many other bird moms are there? And Pearl doesn't count.

>>78255356
>pearl
>best

obviously op wasn't talking about her

>>78254646
Because bird girls are superior!

Why does bird mom wear clothes when Mordecai is always naked?

>>78256024
Same reason why Mordecai and Rigby are portrayed as animals. Them being naked is the equivalent of them wearing really really casual clothing.
Mordecai's mom wears clothes because she's one of those "such a mom" characters, so her clothes exemplifies that.

>>78255356
Miriam beaks

>>78255392
>>78255356

But Pearl IS best Bird Mom.

Garnet is best Square Mom, Amethyst is best Stoner Aunt Mom, and Greg is best Dad Mom. Peridot is... I don't know. The little sister or something.

>>78258177
Her meme name is green dorito or something.

>>78260225
Birds have the best tits

>>78260225
gross

>>78260225
Why do most porn artist exaggerate the hips and breast and draw their females in two positions?

>>78262211
i wonder

>>78260225
CLOACA
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>>78263365
>multi purpose waste expulsion orifice

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>>78263365
So I get vag AND anal at the same time?

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I GOT TOMORROW COMING
I GOT GOT I GOT
I GOT TOMORROW COMING

BIRDS
....
FUCK YOU

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>>78254646
>Miriam Beaks has not been mentioned here at the time of typing this.
I'm disappointed in you /co/.

>>78263748
And urethral

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>>78254646

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Name 5 good bird moms.

OP just wanted to post the OP-character.

>>78254646
i find it odd that bird moms in cartoons rarely ever try to feed their kids like an actual mother bird would

>>78264461
Because we're not all sick fucks who want to see a mother puke down her child's throat

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Okay but if we're being totally honest, she really is a solid milf. in the past anyway.

>Tfw Mordecai's dad is Senator Armstrong

>>78264277
The hell type of beak is that?
It's literally orange lipstick.

>>78264469
fair point

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>>78254646
Also in anime