This is bullshit

>>78232550

k

>>78232550
Yeah, I hate wonderwoman too.

>>78232550
seems to be the consensus in the other threads that are up right now

Remember when /co/ was genuinely excited for this movie?

You seem upset, friend. What troubles you? It's okay to get a boner at the sight of the trinity. You're perfectly normal. At least in that regard.

>>78232550
Fetish suit
action figure
pornstar

>>78232615
We still are, it's just scared marvel shills.

>>78232615
It's weird, in the beginning, it sounded like a horrible clusterfuck, but after the initial teaser came out, it started to look bretty good, for capeshit, then even more came out and it started to look like a clusterfuck.

>>78232615
With Snyder?

N E V E R!

>>78232550
With Snyder?

N E V E R !

>>78232615
Remember when 4chan didn't hate everything out of spite? It's been a while.

>>78232614
What?I just dislike the Batman armor for looking so plastic toyline esque and Diana's for being blatant fapfuel

>>78232550
>Social Batman Warriors

>>78232550
I'm pretty sure just starting a thread with that is bannable or at least used to be.

Why is Batman so fat?
Even the bat symbol is fat.

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>>78232550
Supes looks like Emo Spiderman.

>>78232680
Basically. Just the standard trolls hoping to get a rise or the Marvel defense force leaping to the rescue at even the smallest bit of promo like three posters.

>>78232680
>>78232837
Why can't it just be someone who dislikes the costumes? Why is everything about an agenda?

>>78232815
That's the trademark Supes curl you retard

>>78232550
>This is bullshit
I know. Three and a half more months. Such a long wait.

>>78232550
>just rain my shit up man
at least he will have the haircut for a while
>>78232680
>scared marvel shills.
im sick of this shill meme

>>78232615
So never?

There was some intrigue when it didn't have a name and we thought it would be a World's Finest film, but as soon as it got revealed to be "Batman v. Superman" and that Clark and Bruce where fighting each other, people started to give up.

Am I the only person who looks at the WonderWoman sign and thinks, "Man, I could go for some whataburger right about now."?

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>>78232808
It's supposed to be based on this but it doesn't work because this type of body is impossible in real life

I really like Superman's makeup

>>78232615


so many salty marvel cucks, this movie looks fucking great.

>>78232614
>you literally cant dislike something without supporting le console war

>>78232687
Announcement
>this is gonna be a clusterfuck just like Man of Steel
Casting
>Batman and Robin 2.0 incoming
First teaser
>This looks pretty good
CC trailer
>This looks really good
Second Trailer
>Batman and Robin 2.0 incoming

>>78232550
Did they shoop some fat guy's hand in over Caville's?

>>78233608
It's hard to believe how turned off I got by this movie just from the second trailer. Thought we were getting The Dark Knight Returns, turns out we're getting The Avengers.

>>78232550
I like Supes

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>>78232888

>>78232677
If only she was fappened...

>>78232615
No, because that never really happened. Some people were genuinely excited. Hell, some of /co/ was genuinely excited for the bacon suit way back when.

>>78232746
>fapfuel

Ironically there's boob armor on her to hide the fact she doesn't have any but none on the new Star Wars villain.

If ever there were an indicator that any IP was woefully out of date, it's that. Even the Marvel movies don't sink this low; sure, they've got the form-fitting stuff going on, and there's pleny of cleavage, but it's to distract you from the weaker parts of the plot and keep your attention squarely focused (which is why they also do it with guys).

This is... sad. It's a real shame Cavill's career is being eaten by this monster. Gadot's too, if we're honest. They will literally never be known for anything else but a movie where the guys were all bearmode (for what, the latent homosexual crowd?) and the one woman is wearing as little as possible for all the wide-angle close-up fights. It's really, really sad the way this thing has crap smeared all over its face. Even fuckin' Star Wars moved on.

Poor bastards.

>>78233925
>Even fuckin' Star Wars moved on.
Bahahahahhaah

You really are a Disney shill.

>>78232615
Fucking when?

>>78233925
>Ironically there's boob armor on her to hide the fact she doesn't have any but none on the new Star Wars villain.
All she is a grunt like Darth Vader but less important

>>78233653
>Dawn of Justice

How fucking retarded are you?

>>78233411
But that's exactly what we're getting you moron. Nearly every portrayal I've seen of their first meeting has them fight before becoming friends.

>>78232614

>"please ease my worries by shitting on the competition. I'm scared."

>>78232615
>Remember when /co/ was genuinely excited for this movie?

Then that trailer dropped.....

>Exposed

>>78232869
Because the costumes are GOAT. Shit taste is no excuse for shitposts.

>>78232614
>marvel finally has good movie posters

Color me surprised.

>>78232550
What? Not enough jokes and self aware depreciation?

>>78235912
>Superman always make quips
>Batman is snarky and comments how his name and costume are stupid
>WW is a quirky woman that is also emasculating men and treating them like children

>>78232550
S A W

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>>78235754
The vintage one for TFA was pretty good in an old-timey kind of way.

>>78234430
I thought the endgame would've been Bats and Supes realizing they'd been played by Luthor, maybe Wonder Woman intervening in some way. Feels too busy with Doomsday, not that I didn't like the concept, but now instead of Bruce coming to the realization on his own that Superman is a benign presence, it's obviously going to be them becoming allies out of necessity to defeat Doomsday, which is a pretty weak foundation of friendship. And not that I don't like Doomsday's origin, since movies kind of have to be a bit more self referential than comics, which can introduce shit every which way, it just feels like they introduced what was supposed to be Superman's greatest foe way too early on.

>>78236185

The Cap movies were pretty much the best. I have no idea why the Iron Man and Avengers ones are so bad.

>>78236185
Was that official? I thought it was fan art. I think I like that poster more than I liked the actual film.

>>78232615
4chan doesn't like things. That's Facebook.

>>78236295
Yes and no. It is official, but it was a limited edition printing. Only 100 were made and given to cast and crew.

>>78232550

She looks nice

>>78236263

I liked Angry Joe's idea that the movie should have been about Red Kryptonite, which could have made it so that:

1. Bruce isn't just a paranoid asshole, his fear is a legitimate and possible one.

2. The dream sequence isn't just an easily-explained nightmare and is instead a preview of what an evil Superman would be capable of.

3. Supes could have thanked Bruce for fighting against him, offering him the idea of keeping a kryptonite weapon in reserve in case Superman ever does turn on the world, and providing a foundation on which they are able to build a mutual sense of trust.

>>78232615
>Remember when /co/

/co/ isn't one person and there's never a general consensus about any single topic ever.

>>78236275
Speaking as someone that generally likes the MCU, a lot of it is directing styles being a mess. The first two Iron Mans were ad-libbed like crazy, and for all the talk of how Feige backseat directs the MCU, Avengers is very much Whedon in style.

Personally I thin kwith TFA they just got really, really lucky. The cast was good and the director was the guy that did The Rocketeer, so we knew going in that the guy knew how to direct a WWII era superhero movie and have it be decent.

>>78232746

Wonder Woman's costume is almost always fap fuel you idiot. Shes in a bathing suit 90% of the time

>>78236263

I find it funny how people say it seems to busy with Doomsday but never had a problem with it being Bizzaro. Even the Lex clone B-Zeros have more personality than Doomsday

>>78234430
>You're retarded for not expecting something retarded and for having hopes.
Okay.

>>78236411
I was going to say how we hated Fan4stic but then I remembered nobody even watched it.

>>78236395
>1. Bruce isn't just a paranoid asshole, his fear is a legitimate and possible one.

You don't even need Red Kryptonite for that, just Man of Steel. Bruce has no idea why the fight happened, he just has Supermans word. One of the Gods he saw tore up Metropolis. He's not being paranoid wanting to keep that kind of power in check

>2. The dream sequence isn't just an easily-explained nightmare and is instead a preview of what an evil Superman would be capable of.

We don't know for sure what the Nightmare really is

>3. Supes could have thanked Bruce for fighting against him, offering him the idea of keeping a kryptonite weapon in reserve in case Superman ever does turn on the world, and providing a foundation on which they are able to build a mutual sense of trust.

Theres nothing stopping this from happening with the green Kryptonite we see in the trailer

You're a fucking moron Joe

>>78232746
>and Diana's for being blatant fapfuel

Literally never read a single comic in his entire existence

>>78236632
Bizarro can be a "henchman villain", he's not big enough to carry a movie by himself, that's why most people could accept him in the movie. He'd be like the muscle James Bond needs to face off against before the true villain.
Doomsday on the other hand, like Bane for Batman, is a retarded character but was the villain in an arc that represented a huge event during a lot of people's childhoods, so they're regarded as bigger threats even if they're no better than Bizarro or Killer Croc as characters.

>>78234424
>implying Vader was a grunt

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MCU drones falling apart

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>Tfw Gal Gaddot will never play Judge Death in a movie.

Kill me slowly.

>>78232614
So, he should kill himself for not supporting the puddle of liquid shit that Dc call their movie universe?

>>78232742
Remember when faggots(you) tried to justify the fact they like lame shit by saying other people are disliking it for spite?

>>78236798

Vader was supposed to be the emperor lap dog before the prequels fucked things up with all that sith nonsense. The emperor had eradicated the old republic and to add insult to injury made their greatest knight his pet. Just watch episode IV again. None of the generals respect him and Tarkin is giving all the orders

>>78236948

How much do you get paid to shill on 4chan and how did you get that gig? I certainly hope you don't do it for free.

>>78232869
Because the fact that Dc's movies look like shit hurts the faggots feelings.

>>78233526
I'd love a movie that just special affected th fuck out of batman to make him look like that. Like, even buffer then the goddamn superman.

>>78233593
Retards and posers think it looks great. People of average intelligence who actually like comics are very disappointed with Dc right now.

>>78233653
>Thought we were getting The Dark Knight Returns
>Turns out we're getting the Avengers
So, instead of being a steaming pile of shit, its going to be an at least okay, kinda fun movie?
Im down with that.

>>78233593
Unless you know anything about Zack Snyder's oeuvre.

>>78237058
>>78237108

Cut it out with the samefagging

>>78234030
Go cry in your basement. You're so fucking stupid and delusional that not a single person on earth gives a fuck about your opinion.

>>78233653
>Thought we were getting The Dark Knight Returns

>Thought we were getting a movie of Batman being a senile old man trying to be relevant again in a movie that has "Dawn of Justice" in its title

It's not even trolling at this point with most of you. It's just stupidity.

>>78237036
Vader was a henchman in Star Wars because there was no greater plot. When they wrote it, gave him a larger role and that's it.
They just made it all up as they went along.

This movie only has two problems, as far as I'm concerned: Jesse Eisenberg as Luthor, and Batman's retarded voice changer.

>>78236725
A moron for thinking red kryptonite would be a better answer then fucking Mister Doomed the Day at the fuckin start?
Fuck me, I'd take that any day.

>>78237141
Why do you cry when people point out that your taste is shit? Maybe find something to like that isn't embarrassing. Another option is killing yourself.

>>78233683
Right there with you, bro.

>>78237260

I'm telling you to stop samefagging faggot

>>78236576
>>78236752
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>>78236395
But Bruce IS a paranoid asshole. That's coming from a huge Batfag

>>78232614
>1.jpg

Shill

>>78236395

How do you know that none of that won't happen in the movie?

Someone explain to me why a comic book fan should care about the horrible film bastardizations that is the Marvel and DC movie universe?

>>78237468

No one owes you an explanation for anything

>>78236411
Alan Moore's Swamp Thing run was pretty good.

>>78232550

If Wondy had realistic armor you cunts would be bitching like no tomorrow.

>>78237468

Because these films aren't made for Comic book fans, they are made for huge inhuman corporations to appease to the ideals of people who AREN'T comic book fans and hopefully make the comic book fans so as to fuel their dying medium and keep hack writers in a job so they can keep killing and resurrecting big name characters every six months.

The fact that Comic book fans look forward to seeing a live action interpretation of their childhood heroes is merely a bonus.

The first few Comic book movies got big by piggy backing on the names of well known heroes like Batman, Superman and Spiderman but ever since cinematic universes and crossovers became a thing people only ever go to see these movies so they can keep up to date with the shit fest that is supposed to be a progressing story line. I put good money down that not a single person will give two fucks about Dr Strange or Black Panther but the tickets will sell out like fucking hot cakes because the masses will never go see Avengers 28 without knowing every possible lead up to the Blockbuster of the millennium.

>>78237627
if WW was realistic she would be going into battle naked because the majority of soldiers for the majority of history had no armor at all

>>78237753
They had clothes tho

>>78237753
>realistic she would be going into battle naked

I'm sorry, what? Are you saying that people historically fought wars naked?

>>78232550
The only problem I can see is they felt it necessary to put the WW logo lower so they can show her chest better

>>78236771
>Bane
>retarded

But he was smart as fuck, at least when he appeared for the first time, and then got rekt by Valley because armor.

>>78238004

It's on the same level as Batman's logo, m8

>>78237753
But they did, you moron, not everybody were spartans back in the day.

Also, if anything, Wondy's "armor" is a reference to roman armors, without the cape.

No. You are bullshit.

>>78238568
>>78238004
Look at the framing, more of Dianas body is above the logo.

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>Wonder Woman's symbol IS THE FUCKING WHATABURGER LOGO

wew

>>78238710

Are you getting triggered by tits?

>>78238489
He's a retarded character. A huge muscled guy who is also supersmart; Batman's anthitesis just like Doomsday was Superman's. They should've been one-time things but always everything needs to be explored and expanded in comics.

>>78232550
>>78232550
>Bruce and Clark are mostly just there heads above the logo
>Di gets a full torso shot to show off the girls.

Hahahah Jesus they are shameless

>>78238731
No. But WB is using Diana for cheap tna (well T really )

>>78238718
Her symbol came first so whataburger should be the offical burger of WW.

>>78238718

Only now you noticed this?

this looks awesome. shame the trailer was in three acts and basically gave away the entire plot

>I don't like this
>MUH MARVEL DRONES REEEEEEEEEE
>comic sales are dropping
>MUH MARVEL DRONES REEEEEEEEEE
No wonder people dislike DC

>>78237161
I fucking love this comment. 4chan in a nutshell.

>>78237468
Chance for clumsy fun. They are 2 hours anon, your life isn't that important that you don't have 2 hours to spare.

>>78237627
If she doesn't have lead armour I bet supes x-rays right through that breast plate ;)

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>>78238718
But when do we get so see her in uniform?

>>78235754
That's good to you? That's the laziest photoshop job they've shit out yet. They've done way better posters than that.

>>78232550
where's the Lex Luther poster?

MMMMM

BOYS!

>>78237161
Breh, the new Star Wars is literally a remake of the original. It did absolutely nothing new aside from push a race mixing agenda.

>>78232550
>a bunch of Marvel shit is coming out
>suddenly threads shitting on DC multiply

I wonder why that could be...

Fuck is it just me or does that Superman totally not look like Henry Calville? It looks like someone completely different.

>>78237215
I think they can fix that by release day. Still feel very rough by sound standards. If they can clean it up so that is sounds more deep and gruff less electronic tones and worble I think we might have a winner.

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>>78236948
talking about how shit dcmu is. what happend with this there use to be threads all the time and now nobody talk about it anymore?

>>78240902
They finished filming and haven't released much since, so there's nothing to talk about. They did classify a trailer though, which will probably come out around when BvS is being released.

>>78232550
Why the fuck is Batman wearing a robot suit?

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Disney/MCU shills losing their shit in here.

>>78241094
Don't worry, once Star Wars comes out in America, they'll all flock to /tv/ for a while.

>>78232550
I was laughing so hard at the trailer.

>>78232615
SvB threads were always full skepticals about this movie being good
i'm going to give it a chance but snyder's name being in it is a huge concern being that so far all movies he's made have been mediocre at best

>>78240902
I'd actually watch this.

>>78232550
Something about the WW costume really puts me off. It's not a bad costume, but maybe it's the dulled color or the sexy pose.

>>78241119

>implying they wont find an excuse to post about that shit here

>>78233653
>Thought we were getting The Dark Knight Returns

You are getting it. You just also get something else to go along with it.

>>78236395
>1. Bruce isn't just a paranoid asshole, his fear is a legitimate and possible one.

But both are true in BvS. Bruce IS paranoid because Batman is always paranoid about powerful metas, and his fear has legitimacy because a fucking alien invasion happened six months ago and turned the entire goddamn world upside down and now there's this Superman guy who's playing guardian angel.

>>78236771

Doomsday is only important if the story is about him killing Superman, which it isn't. Every other story just uses Doomsday as a jobber, so he fits entirely fine in the movie and complaining about how they are not using him right is pants on retarded. Bane has had a long and rich life outside of Knightfall, where he's been able to become more than the guy who takes down Batman once so he's not a retarded character unless you know next to nothing about him.

>>78237174
By this I mean a story more centered around a hardened, grizzled Batman and Superman, who is going through inner turmoil about government checks on his power, and ultimately their fight. In this it would be most akin to the Dark Knight Returns, nobody was expecting a literal adaption.

>>78232550
I legitimately don't give a fuck about hollywood anymore...I'm...I'm done.

>>78241799

It is more or less that. There's just more to the movie in other ways as well.

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So what is the proper name of this movie, because it sure as fuck isn't Batman v Superman.

>>78232550
>This is bullshit

This. Is. SNYDER!.

*kicks OP into a well*

>>78241926
You're right, it's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

>>78238785
I like her's better though, not cause of the tits or anything, but it's a cooler pose than Superman and Batman have. They're just kinda standing there, and they're all boxed in.

>>78241926
That is Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

>>78241926
>le doomsday cave troll meme
Kill yourself

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>>78232615
>synder has never made a good movie
>the man lives off of well made trailers, but his films always have zero substance and mostly dull performances
>/co/ conned themselves into believing his bullshit once again
I really don't understand how /co/ has been fooled by this man for almost 10 years now. Snyder cycle I guess.

>>78243809
>Watchmen, DotD, MoS, 300
>not great
Even normie plebs really like DotD and 300. Go fuck youself, RTigger. I bet you suck Supergirl's 96% cock. Can't even think for yourself.

>>78244736
Synder fanboy please.

This is embarrassing.

>>78232742
I see the same reaction in others blogs, forums.

>>78232550
These look terrific!

>>78244736
/co/ is full of Disney children

>>78233427
You know something curious?

In any porn forum never have any Gal Gadot topic.

Fattest Batman.

>>78236395
Bruce not being paranoid would be out of character as fuck.

>>78244745
MCuck pls
This is embarrassing.

>>78232550
>replace Batman with "J"oker

I really wanted a batman vs superman movie
Seeing Diana in all the promotional stuff now really bugs me I didn't even want her in the movie and then ok well of she's a cameo I guess
But no we got Diana then fucking doomsday wat lex should have been enough
Batman v superman was enough
The more I see the less interested I get
I would just rather watch a dcau episode on that day and be just as hype

>>78232615
Before they anounced the cast, right? I remember that.

>>78233925
Maybe if she had decent screentime, they'd have put more effort into her design and given her a boobplate.

Seriously, you're comapring the design of a massive player in the DCU and a 5 minute role in a Star Wars film.

>>78233194
>meme

Liz Mair is on record as trying to shill /pol/ to turn them away from Trump, various subreddits are on record as trying to shill /pol/ to get them to embrace Sanders and some Hillary shill had a long post about how she had quit her post shilling for Hillary after /pol/ convinced her that Hillary is the devil and if she's a liberal faggot she might at least support Sanders since he isn't powerhungry

If a cesspool like /pol/ has political shills, why shouldn't /co/ have comic shills?

>>78242637
I agree, which makes it funnier

>>78232815
Nah, he looks like the 11th Doctor on roids.

>>78232615
The last trailer kinda killed all the intrigue, all that's really left to wonder is WW's exact role and if those insect people have something to do with Than- uh, Darkseid or another end game bad guy for the JL

>>78232550
someone should shop a J instead of the batlogo

>>78232550
It is bullshit.

That Batman armor just makes him look fat instead of bulky, and his mouth is vulnerable and exposed.

>>78232550
The batsuit made me laugh out loud.

I don't know why.

>>78246099
god damn you are a true faggot.

go back to /tv/

>>78246184
it's just ugly hunks of iron welded together like some ned kelly charicature, and it's pointless because Bruce should already know that Supes could peel it open like a sardine can

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I really hope this movie will be good. I'd say I'm going to try to stay cautiously optimistic.
If it turns out to be shit then weeeeelllll I can hope marvel will get a little less quippy

>>78233653
they hyped this shit up so much like it was another watchmen and then it turns out to be a very rushed avengers movie

Batman looks like Snorlax

>>78232742
Those me really were the good days. I miss them alot

>>78243809
I like DotD and 300, but yes, Snyder is a hack.

>>78246184
>>78246613
>All that neck armor

Don't say Batman hasn't used his prep-time well.