Sum up your life with a Spongebob quote.

>>78187016
Mediocre?

Take it away penny!

>>78187016
Oh, my aching tentacles

>>78187016
It feels like somebody... wants to sell me something!

>>78187016
SOILED IT!

That one pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

Alooooooooone.
Alone. Alone.
>Alone.

More like "Belongs in the Trash!"

>>78187016
I knew I should've gotten the turbo

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ALONE
ALO NE
>ALONE
alone
ALONE
ALONE
L
O
N
E
ALONEALONEALONEalonealone
ENOLAaloneenolAAlone

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The gang's all here.

The walls...will OOZE GREEN SLIME?!

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To bad that didn't kill me.

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>>78187060

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK

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I don't want to be a burden.

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

Stop shouting I'm napping!

Do I get my award yet

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...I'm so lonely...

This is my lab!

And this... is my laboratory!

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at night

>>78187698
It's not me ya old coot!

The...Break time!

Severe procrastination on final assignments suck.

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>No, worse! It'll go right to your tighs!
>My tighs . . . ?

The urge to do bad is gone! I guess I'll open a checking account.

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>>78187016

Mr. Krabs: I've spent a lifetime in this restaurant, and I know there's only one way out of here.

Patrick Star: A high school diploma?

>patrick your genius is showing
>WHERE!?

Let's change our names to 'Why' and 'Bother' .

>>78187016
Hoopla.

>>78187764
Yes!?

>patrick, my cock is swollen!
>lettme just jerk that shit off faam!

>>78188089
That's me!

>>78188391
I'm over here!

Was their any episode of S1-S3 that was bad?

>>78188329
>No Patrick I can't do that!
>Why not?!
>Because I've already cut off my own arms!
>NOOOOOOOOOO

Calm down it's just a drawing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJPdPPCeJs

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>>78188458

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IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!

>The dark deed you have requested is done.

>He's just standing there... menacingly.

Rage.
Fury.
Irritation.
Humiliation.

F IS FOR FUN
U IS FOR U AND ME
N IS FOR 'NYTIME AT ALL

HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she wumbo...

"Why is it that whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong"
-Squidward

>I thought I had everybody by my side
>But I went and blew it all sky high
>And now she won't even spare a passing glance
>All just because I ripped my pants

>>78191487
*he/she/we wumbo

Not lame!

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>>78188900
It hits too fucking close to home, fuck you, Anon.

People
Order
Our
Patties

>>78187016
>I really wish I wasn't here right now

>Paper bag? Where'd you get a paper bag?
>From the grocery store.

I love how matter-of-factly he says it.

>FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUURE
>FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUURE

I anything can't do right since because pickles.

>>78188500
You too bruh?

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>>78188458
6,000,000/10

>>78191439
F is fire that burns down the whole town
U's for Uranium...BOMBS
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-

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ISN'T THIS GREAT MY WANG IS AS HARD AS A PROSTHETIC LEG!

>>78187853
What season is this from?

>This is my LAB!
>And this... is my LABORATORY!

>"What could be better than serving up smiles?"
>"Being dead or anything else."

>>78192942
SPONGEBOB, YOUR MOTHER'S A NICE LADY BUT YOUR GRANDMA'S A WHORE AND SHE SUCKED MY WIENER UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE

>>78193762
OH SPONGEBOB VIN DIESEL ONCE MADE A CAR THAN RAN ON THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF ORPHANS...IT GOES FAST

>>78187807
>tighs

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>>78188900
Is that what he calls it

>>78192942
>>78193762
>>78193925
Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.

Video got taken down years ago and doesn't seem to exist anymore. Copyright claim from Viacom or something. Sad.

>>78196410

https://vimeo.com/33753374

>>78192998

Whatever season Truth or Square is from.

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Spongebob: Not good for you Squidward. Good for your soul.

Squidward: I have no soul.

>>78188416
I fucking love this website sometimes

>>78193762
How many teeth in your butt?

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>THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
>(How about a mint?)

>I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.

This seems kinda fitting in a way.

>>78196917
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

>>78187016
At least i'm safe inside my mind.
>At least i'm safe inside my mind.

>>78195875
holy shit i just realized what he was implying here. i remember not getting the joke when i was younger. now im still confused since this is coming from the gayest character on the show

>>78187297
beat me to it

>>78187897
hahahahah this is me

>>78187016
OP image answers it for me

>>78197165
Everyone always says that's what he's talking about but I find it funnier to take it literally

"Observe the 'I really wish I wasn't here right now,' button."

>>78187016
Bye squidward, bye mr.krabs, bye squidward

"Will I ever win?"

>>78191439
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER YOU SHITLORD

>>78199334
>you said bye to squidawrd twice
>I like squidward :^)

HOLY SHRIMP!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>We're not ugly, we just stink!

LOSER
L
O
S
E
R

>>78200554

Hey, I think I've heard this call before!

FIRMLY GRASP IT

"The best time to wear a striped sweater....is all the time!"

>>78193720

Very much this

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!

>>78200665
>>78200792

>hivemind

WHO YOU CALLIN' PINHEAD?

>>78200802
>hivemind
>13 minutes difference
Mate

Aww I got dead again. This game stinks!

>>78200830
Well, occasionally the slower-minded members of the society have a harder time registering each others telepathic conversations.

>>78191521
>Wumbology the study of wumbo. It's first grade spongebob!

Next thing you know, this town will be eating out of the palm of my hand!

Spare change?....spare change madam?

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>>78188500
>Ehherrr, I don't think that one would fit in with the OTHER pieces of my collection.
>W-why not?
>Because! It's an ART collection! BAHA!

It's big, scary and pink!

>>78197021
I love his movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94

GOOD HEAVENS HE'S NAKED

>"You think this is funny?!"
>"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
>"Well, Mr. Funny man, is this how you get your sick kicks?!"
>"What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-OH MY GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!"

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Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!

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"More like, belong in the trash"

It may be stupid but it's also dumb

What's for dinner tonight Puff Mama, chili?