ITT: We make up fake plots that modern Simpsons would actually do

>>78180889
Can we stop the thread here? I'm already depressed from your scenario, OP.

>>78180889
Simpsons writers, get off this board. We're not doing your work for you.

>>78180889
Homer accidentally shoots Todd Flanders thinking he's an intruder, and is called a bigot by Ned while the town is up in arms about gun control.

>>78180889

Homer and Moe fallout with each other because Moe's now dating Selma.

Selma only features in two scenes, and the whole Moe and Selma in a relationship doesn't even get resolved and is totally forgotten about.

>>78180968

B plot is that carl dindu nuffin

>>78180913
No. We need to go deeper. Find out how low we can go While still being within the realms of what they'd realistically do

Bart gets a crush on a new girl and for reasons he doesn't understand is obsessed with seeing her bare feet.

Bart is depressed for not being good enough, Lisa is always better
the episode ends there, that's it

>>78180968
Wasn't this on family guy really recently...?

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A Treehouse of Horror short that's a parody of pic related.

>>78180889
Homer forgot Marge's birthday again, so he enlists Johnny Hope(guest star Charlie Sheen) to help him win Marge back, but Johnny has other plans once Homer tells him all of Marge's kinks.

Homer makes a stupid face while getting hurt or something and it gets turned into an Emojii. To get it changed and save the embarrassment, It takes the whole family to go to Japan (again) and talk to the head of Emojii, Mr Emojii (who had that stupid fucking crying laugher one for a head).

Guest starring Clock Boy.

>>78180889

Lisa makes a new friend who's a competitive fitness fanatic that drives Lisa to near death due to her forcing Lisa to play extreme sports all the time. Voiced by McKayla Maroney

>>78180889

Bart becomes a chubby chaser and ends up in a relationship with a new plump classmate voiced by Adele. He feels pressured as Marge is harsh on Bart because she doesn't like the idea of her son sharing the same fat fetish as her

>>78181137
Wasn't there an episode with a similar plot, but with Lisa in place of Bart?

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Marge gets really into dubstep.

>>78181072
Emojis are too current. We need a fad from at least two years ago.

How about Homer getting addicted to The Melder Drolls Highrim?

>>78181040
>that's the joke.jpg
It was last night's episode

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>>78181222
Bart and Milhouse become famous Rage Comic artists

Bart starts drinking and develops an alcohol problem when Homer has to give up drinking and gives Bart all his booze to "save for when he's older"

Lisa goes undercover as a boy into a gaming competition and gets into MLG. The whole thing is a thinly veiled gamer gate plot

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Lisa realizes that she's wrong about something and goes into a deep depression. Meanwhile, Homer gets into some wacky Star Wars (Tee-Em) antics when JJ Abrams shows up to Springfield to use the inanimate carbon rods as lightsabers. Lisa becomes increasingly goth because that's still really relevant and almost cuts herself before Bart manages to stop her.

Back to Homer after the break, there's a parody of the bar scene at Moe's as Homer and JJ discuss plot ideas. They get drunk and begin a prolonged battle sequence. Cut to Bart, who's telling Lisa that it's OK to be wrong. Lisa accepts this and then the plots intersect and Bart and Lisa watch the battle reach its "epic" conclusion on top of the nuclear power plant. This has no bearing on Lisa's plot and the episode kind of abruptly ends with Homer and JJ reconciling.

Credits sequence where they're watching the movie and the fight's used in the film, but CG'd so that Homer's not in it. Homer says d'oh the end.

>>78181314
>>78181275
Now you're talking. Okay, so Bart creates the Angry Face. He becomes world famous. The episode is interspersed with "memes" that are thinly veiled versions of the old rage comics ("Croll Face," "Le Justa," "Like a Hoss"). Then his computer comes to life and he is transported into the internet and has to fight pop-up ads and is eventually freed when Milhouse writes the "funniest rage comic ever."

B-plot: Marge plays a lot of Zangry Lirds. It kinda peters out without getting a resolution.

Homer is suspended from work and in need of money to buy Lisa a birthday present.
While Bart is playing on his new PLAYSTATION4(R) he says something to rile up Homer who strangles him and in the process hits the share button.
The two go viral and start their own lets play channel, but they start cutting into pie too much!
Guest appearances by Markiplier Pudipie and Game Grumps

>no retarded plots
>proposes TBBT plot

BERZOOPER

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>>78181218
>>78181137

Combine both of them. Call it "Chub-Step"

Lisa starts to date a black kid played by Donald Glover, Marge feels kinda weird about it but Lisa shows her the error of Hitler ways

B plot: Homer buys a fedora

>>78181275
>this will most likely happen at some point
why this

>>78181437
rage comics haven't been relevant in years though

>>78181453
exactly

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>>78181426
Too late

>>78181453
exactly

Marge discovers Twitter, becomes famous. Gets invited to social media convention, meets grumpy cat or some shit

>>78181468
I haven't kept up with the simpsons since they hit rock bottom with the Gaga episode, but I thought they tried to be at least a little relevant. Rage comics were popular around 6-7 years ago, that seems like too old, even for this show

>>78181410
Most likely in the thread

Bart and Milhouse become bronies

B plot: Lisa attempts to reclaim My Tiny Equine from the patriarchy

The one where Bart farts on a war memorial.

>>78181172

You really think that would stop them? They been rehashing the same "Lisa makes a friend" ep like two times a season now

Bart becomes a youtube prankster and take things a little too far

>>78181499
shit neither have i, but they have to run out of ideas at some point.
besides, there's always the possibility that rage comics could come back, maybe in pog form

>>78180889

Bart becomes friends with Wendell after he discovers that Wendell has an awesome collection of hunting knives and assault rifles.

Homer becomes addicted to a new mobile phone game and ends up taking the entire family into debt because of it.
Marge and the kids have to all find jobs while Lisa waxes and wanes about how poor people are run down by the system and that work is unfair and doesn't pay enough.
Homer on the other hand tries various get rich quick schemes, but ultimately the entire family ends up on a Murry episode about digital addiction when the family is given money in exchange for Homer smashing his cellphone on live TV.

Treehouse of Horror

A parody of the Twilight zone ep two (starring Homer and Marge) lots of Last Man on Earth references

The ghost of Krusty's dad is haunting the Simpsons House for a stupid fucking reason that doesn't matter

The Simpsons go bigfoot hunting (with the Finding Bigfoot team as themselves) they find two Bigfoot and run away, they turn out to be Kang and Kodos trick or treating

>>78181499
Going by Google Trends, rage comics hit their peak popularity in early 2012 and started to fall off the radar around 2013. Considering they once did an episode around the TiVo eight years after it'd come out, it's not out of the question.

None of these pitches have enough guest stars for modern day Simpsons

>>78181701
Add a few more and
>>78181410
is as close to plausible as it gets

>>78181630
Does Homer have a cell phone now? Haven't watch the Simpsons in ages and I just can't picture it. Though having a one off joke about him not being able to use a touchscreen due to being fat/greasy/stupid comes to mind.

After getting lost on his way home one day from...I dunno, somewhere....Homer ends up at the Springfield Speedway, drives onto the track, and manages to place first in the race. He then decides to pursue a career as a professional race car driver. Guest starring Dale Earnhardt Jr. as himself.

>>78181402
carbon rods as lightsabers
goddamn that one makes sense

>>78181635
>Treehouse of Horror
>Parodying the Twilight Zone again

That's generous. What you need to do is pick one vaguely horror film, one vaguely horror TV series, and one non-horror film. So...

>Parody of Sharknado. It's exactly the same plot but with Simpsons characters. Guest-starring Tara Reid.
>Parody of Sleepy Hollow. Old-Timey Homer gets put to sleep and wakes up in the modern day. Other than a few things that look kinda like the art department saw a press release of Sleepy Hollow, has nothing to do with the TV series. Plays more like a very bad retelling of Rip Van Winkle with Old-Timey Homer poking at technology and making pop culture references. Then the Headless Horseman, played by Spencer Pratt, decapitates him.
>Parody of Frozen. Lisa is Elsa, freezes Springfield over to stop global warming. Maggie is Anna, hugs Lisa to make her stop. Bart provides comic relief and makes references to other Disney movies. Guest-starring Michael Douglas, who plays a rock.

Homer is angry at Marge when he finds out Maggie isn't his kid, but Lisa, together with special guest stars LOUIS CK and JAMES ROLFE, makes Homer realize that Maggie is his kid no matter what any DNA test says.

Bart and Milhouse play five nights at freddy's at night, suddenly they think the game is coming to life but it's actually their family instead of the robots

Marge befriends a lady, only to find out she has a weird fetish.

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Is it possible to do the opposite? remake zombie simpspons into classic simpsons?

An entire episode devoted to Bernie Sanders.

>>78181872

>Old-Timey Homer

You mean like Ullman-Shorts Homer?

>>78182000
No, he meant Guy Incognito

>>78181578
Guest starring Filthy Frank

It's me or the simpsons become a thing of collegiate intellectual hipster shit ?

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Lisa realizes that she is a lesbian and comes out to the family. They all embrace it, much to her disappointment. Seeking some kind of confrontation over her new lifestyle choice, she seeks out Reverent Lovejoy who refuses to believe her. Lisa sets out to prove to everyone who will listen that it is not a spur of the moment, however things soon take an awry as a new girl at Springfield Elementary (voiced by guest star Lindsey Stirling) takes an interest in Lisa.

Meanwhile, Bart and Homer build a new treehouse but get into trouble with the city council.

>>78181946
Twist ending: Turns out Maggie was his kid after all, the DNA results were wrong because reasons.

>>78182032
I think they're trying and failing to court that crowd in order stay relevant.

I'm friends with some collegiate intellectual hipsters and they even see that through the blatant pandering

>>78181970

I actually did that for Gorgeous Grandpa (which is pretty much Raging Bender)

>The Simpsons find out that after the war, Abe was a wrestler (and not an effeminate jobber)
>Krusty is making a wrestling federation involving seniors
>Abe joins and becomes a fan favorite
>Krusty forces him to become an effeminate jobber so another wrestler (Voiced by Ed Asner or Brian Doyle Murray) can take the spotlight (Like in Raging Bender)
>During the fight, Abe sees Bart in the audience sadly look at him
>Realizing that integrity and his grandson's respect mean more than fame and money he beats the wrestler
>Krusty appears and says "Your outta here!" Grandpa replies "That makes two of us" and beats Krusty
>Comic Book Guy in the audience says "best use of a McBain line ever!"

>>78181402
This actually sounds more like old Simpsons. It's not vicious enough for new Simpsons.

>>78182081
That ends up happening at the very last second with no rhyme or reason and is played off as this "winking at the fourth wall" joke.

Bart starts making Everything Wrong With videos, but gets hunted down by celebrities insulted by his videos. Many guest appearances.
Meanwhile, Homer and Marge get into a fight after he uploads a video of her drunk dancing.

>>78181378
Post results.

>>78182026
Franku isn't a prankster tho. I was thinking more like a sam pepper parody in a couple of years when it's no longer relevant

parody of SoL moesht. Lisa, Sherry, Terry, and Janey are the focus. As they sit around school and Lisa's house and making like an episode of Lucky Star

>>78180889
homer gets in a clinical trial for a new hair growth pill. soon he has long beautiful hair and he and marge are "snuggling" so much the kids are are left to their own devices. lisa basically gets into a misadventure trying to find a underground jazz club and eventually ends up in the jazz club which is run out of the old castle from equalia episode.

bart and milhouse get on the internet and after some trolling in the android's dungeon web forum a bunch of the nerds show up as his house dressed in larp gear to "kick his ass" and bart wins when he actually throws a punch.

episode ends when a guy walks up to the simpsons door and tells homer that the drug trial is over. homer begs and pleads for more of the drug since it gave him such great hair and the guy finally relents and gives homer a huge supply. as he drives off homer touts the miracle of the hair growing drug placebo as his hair falls out and he returns to his usual hairline.

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Homer inadvertently becomes a youtube Let's Player star after unwittingly intruding on one of Bart's struggling twitch streams. Bart feels that Homer has stolen his dream and sets out to ruin his new career, but this proves more difficult than expected as every attempt only further endears people to Homer. Bart seeks out some experts to find out how to get Homer out of the Let's Play business. Guest starring Markus Persson (pewpewdie) and Lewis Brimley (the Yogscast).

Meanwhile the sudden and unexpected ad revenue from youtube sets Marge off gambling Homer's money.

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>>78181004
>obsessed with seeing her bare feet.

>>78182208
>>78181410
Combine
"Profit"

Homer gets breast cancer. Lisa and Bart set out to convince Mr. Burns to pay for his absurd medical bills as the power plant is directly responsible, but it proves harder than expected. Some new Burns backstory is revealed from the 70's and the kids get dirt on him that could potentially endanger his atomic power monopoly. Burns agrees to pay all costs, but in the end it is revealed that doctor Nick just switched around some test results. Homer DOESN'T have cancer.
Marge does.

The Simpsons go to Israel.

I was about to write some shit but then I read that they already did it.

>>78180889
Unfunny events featuring pop culture references occur without any noticable humor occuring in the interim.

In the B plot, bart and/or lisa do something unconnected to that.

>>78182208
What? No Tobuscus or Markiplier?

Abe Simpson has PTSD flashbacks to his time as a young man fighting in the Vietnam War.

>>78182485
I'm sorry, I don't know who those are.

>>78182098

I admittedly haven't watched it in a while, only scattered episodes here and there (Marge's voice is really jarring now holy shit), but now that you mention it that really does seem more Scully-era. Golden age Simpsons would have had Lisa go through depression in a more typically childlike way, the plots intersect meaningfully, and have references to Star Wars without making the b-plot revolve around it.

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>>78182532
That's impossible

>>78182502
Abe Simpson's old Vietnam Drill Instructor comes to Springfield and forces Abe, Homer, and Bart to get into shape.

Hilarious hijinks ensue when a Vietnamese family moves in across the street.

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Donald Trump comes to Springfield to campaign for the presidency. Stopping at the Kwik-E-Mart, he mistakes Apu for a Muslim and decides to run him out of business by buying the Kwik-E-Mart chain in its entirety. Apu loses his job and is set to be deported, unless his income reaches that of an upper-level manager within a month.

Apu, with the help of Homer, look into starting a rival chain to beat Trump at his own game but lack funds, so they ask Mr. Burns who in a strange turn of events agree to help them as he hates Trump for being the only businessman more evil than himself. The pair starts brainstorming concepts on how to make the most successful chain store ever, and receive some unlikely help from Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA who convinces them to try the "Scandinavian Model". While the new chain blossoms, Apu finds himself unfit for leadership and spends more time actually serving customers than leading the business, leaving a bumbling Homer to jeopardize it all when he bets against Trump that he could run for president and win.

While all this happens, Ned Flanders and Marge end up believing they had an affair and try exceptionally hard to be good neighbors despite the tension, it all comes to a head when Flanders invites her to a left-handed (left-ist) weekend cruise to show without doubt that there is nothing between them, but maybe Marge has a secret?

>>78182136
I think he's refrencing his newest video

Chief Wiggum is on patrol and spots someone breaking into the Kwik-E-Mart and when he tries to stop him the mysterious man advances on him. Panicked Wiggum fires a single shot... Hitting Apu in the shoulder who locked his keys inside.

Enraged at this hate crime Lisa petitions the city to dismiss all police officers and instigate a Moral Rightness Troop of citizens on patrol and enforcing the laws.

Things go great until Bart gets tied up in a terror plot to blow up the reactors.

Unable to help in any other way, Wiggum infiltrates the group and sabotages the explosives. Lisa learns that not all pigs are so bad much to her chagrin.

Side plot is Marge and Homer rediscovering that boing in public and abusing their power is a super turn on.

Guest starring Molly Cyrus, Ice-Cube, Pewdiepie, and Bill Clinton

"Skinner's Box"

Marge sees Bart playing BONESTORM XII: THE BONENING, and is shocked by how violent it is. She tries to find a more appropriate game for him, but can't find any. Lisa tells her that Game Development is no longer just for men, so why doesn't she make her own game? So she goes and meets a few game developers, and ultimately creates Housewife Simulator or something. All the kids of Springfield are hooked, and keep playing the game on their phones at school. Skinner is angry, but then has an idea. He and Marge work together to fill the game with educational challenges to trick the children into learning. When Springfield Elementary attains the highest scores in the state on a set of tests, all the kids are confused how, until Skinner reveals the truth. Disgusted, the kids vow never to play the game again. Except Bart, who secretly keeps playing when he's alone.

Meanwhile Homer befriends Notch, and together they burn through his entire fortune.

>>78181635
>A Gravity parody with hints of Interstellar and the Martian
Ftfy you know it will happen

>>78183027
>Meanwhile Homer befriends Notch
Was fine until that point. Notch is human garbage, he is genuinely unable to have friendships.

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>>78182724

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Here's one I came up with last time we had a thread like this that I'm particularly proud of
>on the way home from Moe's, Homer gets a flat tire
>while changing the tire he happens to get grease and dust all over his face making it appear he has put on blackface
>as he arrives home, he walks into the house, unknowingly still wearing blackface
>Lisa, appalled by this racist display invites him to their African American history pep rally they're having at school the next day
>the guest speaker at the pep rally is none other than hip hop sensation Nicki Minaj™
>during the pep rally, Minaj displays a traditional African dance, twerking
>amazed by this display, Homer tries out twerking himself
>due to his large size, he's a natural at it
>Bart, being the rowdy hellion he is, records it and uploads to YouTube
>Homer becomes an overnight twerking sensation, amassing millions of views and performing at shows all across Springfield for... reasons.
>the next week, Homer is sitting at his desk at the plant when hip hop sensation Nicki Minaj™ walks in challenging him to a twerk off to reclaim her twerking throne
>Homer and Nicki start twerking erratically around Homer's office
>while twerking, Homer accidental hits a self destruct button on his desk
>luckily, Nicki Minaj's ass is a certified nuclear physicist
>Nicki twerks above the buttons on Homer's desk in a precise way, undoing the self destruct sequence
>Homer agrees to leaving twerking to the professionals
>Nicki Minaj leaves
>but in a "hilarious" ending joke it turns out after watching the twerk off on the security monitors, Mr. Burns and Smithers are hooked on the twerking craze!
>the episode ends with Smithers and Burns twerking to "Stupid Hoe"

My phone now has the word "twerking" in it, so you fuckers better read that shit.

>>78183151
It was a just sacrifice Anon.

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>>78183151
>amassing
Excellent

As Bart obsession with violent videogames increases, his mother gets a specialist in videogames to accompany Bart in a study about how videogame violence affects children.
Guest starring Anita sarkeesian.

>>78183177
It's just the things I do cuz I love you guys.

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>>78183151
I swear, if this ever actually happens, I will blame you for everything and hunt you down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PJYqzht3s

>>78183223
Marge creates a kid friendly video game, parents love it, but kids are sick of getting it for birthdays. Bart leads an army of kids to destroy the game once and for all.

>>78183151
You're proud of this? You feel pride in having written this?

>>78183151
A Simpsons writer is going to find you and devour you now

>>78183334
My idea of what a modern Simpsons ploy may be?
Yea, I'm kinda proud. I think I got it pretty spot on.
You do know the plot is SUPPOSED to be shit, right?

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Moe gets a cell phone, accidentally uploads a picture of himself to the internet, and becomes a meme. he revels in the popularity. when the people of Springfield grow weary of his popularity, they start cyber bullying him. when lisa sees how much it affects Moe, it's up to her and Skinner to come to the rescue.

>>78183456

They were generic middle class slobs.

The middle class today are a truly horrible beast obsessed with celebrity and bullshit fads in lieu of experiencing real feelings.

>>78183456
Because when the Simpsons started, it was a rinky-dink little operation, so the writers that came into it had a more grounded history.

As the show became the worldwide juggernaut it is, the writers coming in come from a select group of friends-of-executives and people in-the-know.

Basically, when Simpsons was written by blue collar people, it was about blue collar people. Modern Simpsons is written by yuppies who rub shoulders with Hollywood douchebags and do stupid hipster organic crap, so...

>>78181802
Yes. Last season he pulled an IPhone out of his pocket with Lenny's caller ID on the display.

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>>Lisa begins her gluten free lifestyle but is appalled that no one else is doing it
>>She starts a petition for all food in town to be gluten free
>>Because of the stupidity of the town they misunderstand the petition and it passes
>>People eventually hate it but end up apologizing to Lisa for some reason after the petition is abolished


B Plot
>>Homer does the Gangnam Style dance in various locations
>>That's it

>>78182111
Not like they haven't done that before.

Lisa is helping to produce the school's annual play about Jebiddiah Springfield. She makes some posts about it to a popular liberal politics subreddit, by accident. Things get out of hand as people from Springfield University protest first against Jebiddiah's supposedly racist, misogynist history. then just more and more liberal crazies show up to protest anything and everything.

They eventually wreck the play and piss Lisa off. Who goes off on all of them.

>Homer and the guys are at Moe's dicking around
>Homer somehow starts a gas leak, which annoys Moe and brings him over
>Homer continues drinking, but the glass slips out of his hand and onto the gas leak
>The beer is partially flammable, and in a chain reaction the leak explodes onto Moe with such force that it sends him flying
>Moe flies across the bar and into a conveniently-placed noose, snapping his neck and killing him instantly
>After a brief sequence of mourning and disposing of the body, Homer is filled with so much guilt that he takes it upon himself to keep the legacy of Moe running
>Homer takes over ownership of Moe's, and for a day everything goes fine
>However, Homer turns out to be terrible at running the business, as he passes on being payed by his patrons and has neglected to fix the hole in the tavern that was the gas leak
>Eventually Moe's is shut down by the city, sending Homer into a depression
>He begins drinking bleach because beer will only remind him of his failure
>Just then, Donald Trump (Or some other presidential candidate) swoops down from a helicopter and convinces Homer to not give up and to instead have faith for the future
>Homer finally understands, downs the rest of the bleach, and runs back to Moe's in defiance
>When he gets there, he's shocked to find the tavern in tiptop shape, and even more shocked to find Moe, alive, running it again
>Moe explains that he was so depressed he developed a malignant tumorous growth around his entire neck area, but miraculously it was killed off when he was thrown into the noose, saving his life in the process
>Moe thanks Homer for all he's done and gives him a drink
>Homer lights on fire because of the flammable contents in his body
>Episode ends with some presidential sponsorship

Marge finds out a odd mask hidden in Bort room, which leads her to realize her son is part of the worldwide hacker association known as anonymous. Now she must battle her conscience, trying to decide if she should turn him in to authoritiesas the town population opinion on anonymous rapidly shifts between respect for their deeds and hatered for their vigilantism.

Guest star: Julian Assange.

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>this thread

>>78183611
Check your history bro, the first Simpsons writing staff were all Ivy League grads and other similar types.

>>78184428
well thats a dark gif.

>>78182208
>Markus Persson (pewpewdie)
Pretty sure that's Notch name

>>78184319
Assange was already parodied on the show.

Bart isn't smart enough to even be a Script Kiddie.

>>78184443
This is pretty much true. Check a lot of early episodes and you'll see references to classic films, obscure science fiction, and math jokes.

>>78181053
No way Nancy Cartwright would agree to it. Would be great though

Skinner's mother dies. Tamzarian and Bart go on a trip though the USA and end up in Vietnam, to find the real Skinner. Meanwhile Ms. Hoover is stuck being the Principle and enlists Lisa and Marten's help.

Bart and Tamzarian find the real Skinner and get him to come back for the funeral. Skinner inherits everything and Tamzarian gets nothing. Tamzarian really doesn't want the house and the other stuff. Since he has his own life in Vietnam now. So Bart, Lisa, and Tamzarian help fake his death. So Skinner and will everything to Tamzarian and then leave for vietnam.

Hoover ends up being such a good principle that Superintendent Chalmers makes her the principle for good. Demote Tamzarian down to being Bart's teacher.

>>78181275
they already had bart become a famous webcomic artist.

Bart starts acting strange at home and at school. He has a sneaky look to his eyes and begins collecting materials for explosives. However, Lisa seems to be the only person to immediately take notice. Upon inspecting Bart's room and checking out his Internet history, she realizes he's become influenced by ISIS. She discovers a plot to blowing up the school during a city-wide event which it's hosting. Lisa races against time to stop the brainwashed Bart, and arrives just in time. After a brief connotation about morals, Bart snaps out of it and throws his suicide vest into the air, the imminent explosion appearing to be fireworks. The episode ends with the ominous notion of Homer becoming influenced by ISIS as well.
A running gag in the episode is Milhouse repetitively being blown up.

>>78184443
Infact let me elaborate on this further:

Jon Vitti: Writer for the Simpson from season 1 through to 16, Harvard Grad.

George Meyer write seasons 1-18, Harvard Grad

Jeff Martin, Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky, all writers seasons 1-4, Harvard Grad.

The Simpsons started as a bunch of elite college boys shitting all over the small town middle America they hated so bitterly. The tone of the first few seasons is pretty harsh if you watch them with the writer's in mind.

The tradition continued. Former showrunners and head writers include Mike Reiss, Harvard grad (is there a fucking echo in here?),

Bill Oakley, Harvard grad,

Josh Weinstein Stanford grad (fucking finally, some variety).

Current showrunner Al Jean is also a Harvard grad.

Conan O'brian is a former minor writer, and a Harvard grad.

So there you have it kids! If you're looking at getitng involved in Americas longest running comedy brand, you know what career path you need!

>>78184819
But this is so much more memerirfic! That's what the kids love, right? Memes? We got memes, please don't stop watching.

Nicki Minaj visits springfield. Lisa becomes enamoured by her as an intellectual role model for empowerment. Nothing else much happens, I don't know, maybe a B plot where Homer gets an Ostrich? And after a few misshaps with the Ostrich's temper getting out of hand, they bond and go for a car ride together.

>>78183151
>>luckily, Nicki Minaj's ass is a certified nuclear physicist
>>Nicki twerks above the buttons on Homer's desk in a precise way, undoing the self destruct sequence
I'm mad at how accurate this seems.

If we had had this topic last week and someone suggested an episode where Homer fucking Simpson did bong hits for no reason I would have laughed it off.

>>78183151
This sounds a lot more like a South Park plot

>>78180889
I would totally bang hipster mom.

>>78185665
She was already in an episode, where strangely she didn't have the grotesque ass but Iggy did. It was backwards.

The family ends up moving and Homer ends up working for a supervillian.

>>78185794
Hank Scorpio

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>Bart falls in love with a girl.

>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Bart's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

the girl is voiced by Amy Schumer

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>>78181344
She's inexplicably the best because math or some shit. She's found out, they all hate her because patriarchy.

>>78180889
A plot : Springfield is again bankrupt after the mayor wastes money on another of his whores. Without any money no projects can start up. Until a kid's show wants to turn the town into an amusement park in exchange for the property.
B plot : Lisa Simpson tries to get help from the parks and rec in Springfield just to find out that the show is based on them and Shelbyville. Hi-jinks ensue with referential jokes.
C plot : Marge decides to become a redhead and homer can't get it up anymore.

>>78185933
>>the girl says really crude things cause 'lol girls can be funny too'

Bart and Lisa get in a horrible fight. Marge punishes them by making them clean up the attic and basement. Lisa is sent to the attic and Bart the basement. While cleaning they both come across photos, diaries, and letters by Homer and Marge. Each telling a different perspective on a time before Bart. Which turns out to be sort of a parody on some 90s sitcom.

>Bart bullies an unattractive girl at school
>Huge PTA meeting
>Said girl was transgender
>Bart is crucified for this, nearly
>Never revealed to him
>Bart develops feeling for this girl
>Homer finds out and freaks the hell out
>Marge also freaks out
>Lisa is okay
>Maggie is a baby
>Bart dances with her at the obligatory school dance that week
>He kisses her but things don't feel right
>Milhouse is in a rage and yells at Bart about this, including the truth that he learned from his dad.
>Bart unconvinced
>Homer meets the transsexual girl's parents
>They seem just as dysfunctional as his own family
>Homer contemplates this
>Surprises Marge by crossdressing
>Marge explains she is not in the mood for anything as long as he's doing that
>Homer is sad she can't agree with him even though he was just like her yesterday
>Homer's friends shun him
>Moe tries to date him
>Homer decides it's just not worth it.
>Bart and this girl hang out doing both boy and girl things
>Bart finally understands she wasn't always like this after visiting
>Bart is sad and has to break this relationship off
>Lisa tries to help but makes things worse
>Bart "I'm sorry you are cool but you have a wiener, I" don't want to date you."
>Trans girl understand, but cries.
>She transfers school the next week
>Left a text for Bart "I know you don't want to date me now but in a few years I won't have that wiener anymore. How about we meet in the future, Bad Boy?"
>Scene in future of the same girl meeting future Bart.
>Roll credits

>>78186375
>>date me after I mutilate myself
Gross.

>>78186495
It seemed the most modern simps way of ending it.
Old simps would have done something different.

Homer gets a Scrapple© SpiPhone© and accidentally jailbreaks it while dicking around. Word gets out and soon people are lining up to have theirs done as well. This attracts the wrath of Stephanie Jobless, who comes to Springfield with her Scrapple© goons! It's up to Homer and the Sea Captain (with his Mandroid© OS peg leg) to save the day!

B-plot: Bart is tied to the tree in the backyard and beaten with chains

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>>78183151
Jesus christ, I can already imagine the animation in my head.

>>78181004
and she dosent show him her feet because she is a japanese ghost!

>>78181410
no no no Sony(R) would never sponsor the simpsons! you need to call it "GameStation 4" or else someone could sue!

>>78182071
i love that b plot too much

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>the whole town suddenly becomes obsessed with a brand new mobile game overnight
>it's called "Floppy Bird"
>homer falls asleep while sitting on his phone, accidentally beats the world record
>uploads his record and is headhunted by "esport" coaches
>ends up with homer, comic book guy, martin and milhouse forming a team and enters a big tournament
>hilarious scene where homer teabags an enemy!
>loses for some stupid reason, status quo is brought back

B plot, Lisa runs around trying to convert meat eaters amidst cancer scare.

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>Bart and Lisa are going through the attic and stumble upon a box full of Grandpa's belongings
>They go through it and find some pictures depicting Grandpa in WWI, WWII, and the Vietnam War
>What baffles them is that he appears the same age in all of them
>They confront Grandpa about it, who is initially shocked
>He finally reveals to them that he is actually a hyper-intelligent clone developed by the government and military as an experiment in bioweaponry
>He retains all the memories of so-called Abe Prime and the other Grandpas who were killed either in battle or some other incident
>He also says on numerous occasions in recent years Homer has ended up killing him, but he was always replaced at night by government workers
>Bart, Lisa, and Grandpa finally decide to do something about it, and go on a quest for Abe Prime, a.k.a the Original Abe Simpson from decades ago, who is cryogenically frozen in Area 51
>Grandpa arrives, with Bart and Lisa hidden in a bag, stating he's on militant business
>The trio runs around the base, encountering several alien cameos including Kang and Kodos, Roger Smith, and other popular culture stuff
>They finally find Abe Prime, and in the same room Fry which makes no sense whatsoever but is never mentioned
>The base army tracks them down and corners them
>Grandpa thinks quickly and heads to the cloning machine hooked up to Abe Prime and hits the Clone function
>Several naked Abes pop out of the machine and, acting as a hivemind, attack the army
>They all decide to kill Abe Prime, finally ending the useless ritual of revival
>After the other Abes inadvertently get killed off by something indirectly Homer-related, Grandpa states to Bart and Lisa that from now on, he will be the one and only Abe Simpson left
>After such a hectic adventure, the three casually walk out of the facility, with a Nibbler cameo sneaking around the corpses
>End scene shows workers at Area 51 hooking up a new subject to the machine, this time being Homer Simpson

>>78182071
I got a better idea.

new girl in bart's class takes an interest in Lisa. lisa feels weird because for some reason she is interested in the new girl. lisa decides to come out at bi sexual for the progressive cred. surprise the new girl is a trap.

>>78189868
that's be a pretty good treehouse of horror episode

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A Family Guy crossover
Except this time the Simpsons visit the Griffins in Quahog due to a nuclear meltdown in Springfield

>>78187691
That honestly sounds like it could happen. With the exception of the teabagging part, because WHOOPS CAN'T SHOW THAT IN A CHRISTIAN CARTOON!

>>78190805
>stewie cloud

>>78182716
this sounds more like early '00s simpsons, still believably awful though.

Cold Open: Bart and Milhouse playing the Gamestation 4ONE
>Callbacks to Bloodstorm
>Thrillhouse vs El Barto

A-Plot: Homer discovers a secret about Marge's past that causes him to question if he loves her
>Cameo from celebrity band
>Band plays break-up song
>He does

B-Plot: Bart and Lisa try to adopt a new baby hedghog
>Maggie tries to put hedgehog in mouth
>Hedgehog turns out to be from Cleetus hedgehog farm
>Celebrity band adopts all the hedgehogs by the end.

Ending credits after Homer and Marge make up .

There, as bland as you could want.

>The Simpsons go to Guam!

>>78185665
It's okay when South Park does it

When I was 10, I wrote a Simpsons summary on my Notebook about Marge getting amnesia and the possibility of her falling in live with someone else. 6 years later, we got Regarding Margie.

Let's see if my clairvoyance hits again.

>Homer gets fired again and plays video games to pass the time "looking for a job"
>Through some bullshit he somehow gets the console connected to the computer and is livestreaming it
>He sucks at the game and goes on a tirade on how awful it is and yells and exaggerates the game's flaws
>Becomes a hot Internet sensation and makes loads of Cash due to ad revenue
>Some time later, less money is coming in and Special Guest star Doug Walker explains to Homer that more and more people are using Adblock and being an internet star in the first place is just one huge bang and then it fizzles to nothing
>Homer ignores Doug and drives to Adblock headquarters to destroy it
>Homer attempts to livestream himself setting it on Fire but backfired and sets himself on fire
>Homer's injuries look too realistic to be funny and his voice is just one long groan after hysterical screaming
>It's yet another sensation but because Homer can't prove it was him in the video due to being unrecognizable he doesn't get a cent. The End

>B plot is Bart creating a Game called 'Six Afternoons at Steven's' About avoiding detection by Steven's Little Sisters, making Lisa sad

>>78186375
Not mean spirited enough

>>78182350
change Marge to Hans Moleman and I think you're about on the money

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>Homer is at the Kwik-E-Mart and challenges Apu to eating one of the horrifyingly old hot dogs
>They both get gut-wrenching diarrhea seconds afterwards
>Homer bursts through the bathroom door and locks it behind him, leaving Apu to scramble to find a place to shit
>Apu is left with no choice but to shit in the streets
>He's arrested and put on trial for public defecation
>Lisa barges into the courtroom before the verdict is announced and makes a long-winded speech about how we should be accepting of Apu's Indian heritage and culture
>right before squatting right there and dropping an eldritch turd onto the floor
>the entire town gets caught up in the Indian craze, shitting whereever they feel like
>it eventually gets to the point where they have to designate a single street where everyone can shit without it overflowing the town
>it's Evergreen Terrace
>Marge fixes everything 30 seconds before the episode ends

>B-plot: Bart sucks at taking care of Maggie

>Episode title: Apu In Loo

>>78183544
Underrated

>>78185321
>>78183544
>>78183151
>>78187691
O lord, forgive us for our sins

>>78184484
WHO DA FUCK CARES ABOUT SOME SWEDISH MANCHILDREN

>Homer suddenly remembers he has a job
>When he arrives at the Nuclear Power Plant Mr. Burns approaches Homer with a proposition for a raise
>Homer grows breast due to long exposure of radiation
>Burns has an idea for Homer to get a sex change for an even bigger raise
>Homer agrees (somehow)
>somewhere there is a shopping montage 'camp gay' Smithers
>The family at first hesitantly like the new lady Homer but quickly find him too irritating and self-absorbed so they try and talk him out of it
>Somehow by the end of the episode homer reverts back like nothing happened at all

>>78196077
>B-plot: Bart sucks at taking care of Maggie
I want this plot. It feels like Bart and Maggie never interact.

>>78183544
Moe does sort of look like the off-model, bastardized incarnation of Pepe that we now have to deal with, due to its resurgence after appearing on larger social media sites. Or he at least looks more like the meme than the actual character did in Boys Club.

>>78181410
Jesus christ

>>78190805
>duh heeeeeauwse!

A plot: Bart and Lisa both set up lemonade stands compete against each other
B plot: Homer gives up bushing his teeth

>>78200768
A plot sounds okay, although not very simpsonsy. Maybe a good clarence episode

>Simpsons attend a WWE Raw event. Things happen in which Homer is made a wrestler and his popularity has him poised to win the WWE title. Underused mid-carders not happy about this.

Special guest voices: John Cena, The New Day, HHH, Vince Mcmahon, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins

WWE will happily use it as another I'll advised way to solve their ratings woe.

>>78181419
First time I laughed at Simpsons in years

>increased living expenses forces Marge to get a job as a maid for a rich eccentric bachelor (they never explain how he got the money)
>also he's voiced by some popular male celebrity
>the bachelor falls in love with Marge; he asks her to live with him
>she considers it even though they haven't had any noteworthy interaction with one another
>they go jetpacking, skiing etc (i.e. - they don't start interacting until AFTER he confesses)
>bachelor discovers Marge is married
>he offers to let the entire family live with him, even Homer
>the bachelor doesn't want to Marge to have an affair with him or anything, he just enjoys kind company, and "surely the rest of your family is just as kind as you are, right?"
>but since this is zombie Simpsons, he ruins what little character he had by saying that he'd love to watch Marge and Homer have sex
>Marge gives a speech about family that's not really relevant to anything that just happened
>the bachelor happily accepts his eternal life of loneliness and jetpacks away into the sunset
>somebody reminds the audience that it's still impossible for a family to live in Springfield with only one person working
>Marge gets hit with a flyer looking for a maid for an eccentric rich bachelor voiced by some other male celebrity
>WELP. HERE WE GO AGAIN!

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I've already gone ahead and drawn mine, human and animal

>>78182096
>Retirement home is being fumigated, cue joke of Jasper or Moleman being inside
>Abe stays with The Simpsons during this time
>Bart stumbles upon a box of Abe's stuff with a girly wig and a picture of Abe in drag
>Abe tells a story where he was stuck behind enemy lines
>Abe became a female boxer in Germany to survive, cue joke of how German Woman look like men in drag
>escapes back to the West after earning enough money
>meanwhile Homer is getting upset with having to be billed for part of the fumigation
>thinks of a way to make up money through using the displaced seniors
>gets Moe to start up the boxing ring again and have Seniors fight
>Homer gets Abe to fight in the ring after Bart lets the cat out of the bag
>Abe throws a couple of punches but then starts feeling wrong
>stops and tells the seniors that they shouldn't allow themselves to become fools
>Moe tries to close the door and demands a drink limit before being beaten up by the seniors
>cut to The Simpsons at home
>Homer is laughing at his wad of cash before Abe snatches it for his cut as a boxer
>episode ends with Abe using it to buy his old dress from Herman

A plot: Bart falls asleep on the bus and ends up in the wrong side of Springfield at night
B plot: Homer is tasked with looking for Bart on the night of the big game, instead he looking for a bar that shows the game where no one know who he is, so they won't judge him as a bad parent.

A plot: Moe goes on Holiday for a week and leaves Homer in changer of the bar
B plot: Lisa tryies to make a kite to win the kite competition

A plot: Bart accidentally hits Chief Wiggum with his slingshot
B plot: Marge becomes hooked on a Dr. Phil type show

>>78201511
Was this meant for the Horseman thread? In this context, it's hilarious for some reason.

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Bart walks in on Lisa while she is urinating and a mini meme is formed.

Homer becomes a professional didgeridoo player and reminisces about when he and Marge first met - at the 2012 London Olympics.

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>>78180889
Bart falls in love with the new girl of his class.

After courting her, he discovers that she is actually trans.

After being initially weirded out, she goes along with it, and start defending her from everybody on town saying something strange.

Across the entire episode there is a designated bigot, probably Homer/Lenny/Carl/Moe.

Next too the end, Bart goes with her in a gay pride oarade on Springfield, where Caytlin Jenner is.

Moe/Carl/Lenny and Homer try to do something to ruin it, but Homer and his friends learn a lesson at the end, but Moe is beating to a pulp by Catlyn Jenner, and wakes up next day with make up and on a bed full of drag queems.

>>78201631
Moe seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't care if the person's trans or not. He'd probably take a poz load if it kills him faster.

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This thread has made me realise i'm half clueless as to what is current


Bart and Lisa dev a game for Android. It becomes an overnight fad when there is a hilarious typo in the title. They don't make a cent off it and Steve Jobs post-posthumously shows up to save the day by stealing their game and making millions off it.

The game is Fappy Bird

>>78181004
How did Quentin Tarantino get to be the director of Simpsons

A-Plot
Bart and Milhouse find a time capsule hidden in the woods. After taking it home to open they find it's from Homer aged 10 with instructions to solve riddles scattered around Springfield and find a hidden treasure.

B-Plot
Marge and Lisa go to the mall for a mother-daughter day, whilst there Lisa meets a cute boy from another school and Marge offers to help her woo him.

>>78186375
I puked a little

>>78181872
>Parody of Sharknado. It's exactly the same plot but with Simpsons characters. Guest-starring Tara Reid

It's perfect! We'll call it "Sharkna-Doh!"TM

>>78196077
>Apu in a loo
My fucking sides

>>78201534
If only...

>>78181404
That sounds more like Regular Show-

>>78189916
Not happening til next decade

>>78182870
Maybe for South Park, if we obviate the last season.

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Treehouse of Horror episode

>Simpernatural

Bart and Lisa are hunters looking for their missing father. Basically a Supernatural send-up. Lisa has psychic powers, and her and Bart go around killing monsters. They have a gun that can kill anything, but they only have 5 bullets left. In one scene they kill a bunch of stereotypical vampires, including Mr. Burns from Treehouse of Horror IV.
They ride around in an Impala and listen to classic rock, except Lisa complains about the music and forces them to listen to CHVRCHES.

Later Milhouse shows up in a trench coat.

BART: What kind of monster are you supposed to be?

MILHOUSE: I'm an angel.

LISA: Oh, so you're here to help us?

MILHOUSE: Maybe. But later I might betray you. But then I'll probably help you again! Only so I can betray you later. I can't really decide whose side I'm on.

Nelson then appears wearing all black.

NELSON: Haha! You're inconsistent!

BART: What the hell are you?

NELSON: I'm a demon here to help you! But secretly I'm evil and plan to turn against you, only to help you again down the road, but only so I can kill you later.

LISA: Does every supernatural creature look like a person in suit?

NELSON: Pretty much.

>>78202851
Nelson vanishes in a fire, while Milhouse tries to teleport away but gets stuck halfway in a trashcan.

After ditching those losers Bart and Lisa find Homer who is passed out in a church.

BART: It's just like dad to be drunk in church.

HOMER: "I'm not drunk I'm possessed! Also, I'm drunk."

Homer's eyes turn yellow and he starts to fly around. Bart decides to shoot Homer, but Lisa stops him. She blesses some beer, and Homer overpowers the demon long enough to drink it, even though it burns him and he constantly screams in between sips. Bart is disappointed that he didn't get to shoot Homer. So he shoots him in the leg and claims it was an accident.

BART: What? My finger slipped.

Lisa begs for Homer to come with them, but Homer declines.

HOMER: Sorry, Lisa, but I must go now... Go... To sleep.

Homer immediately passes out, snoring loudly. Bart and Lisa leave the church and head back towards the Impala.

LISA: Now that we've found dad I guess that's the end of our journey. What should we do now?

BART: I dunno... Wanna make out?

LISA: You do realize we're siblings, right?

Bart shrugs, and grabs Lisa and to the ground, off screen. We hear the generic "MMM/MMM" sounds of kissing, until the camera pans over to reveal Milhouse still stuck in the trashcan. Nelson appears and sets him on fire.
NELSON: Haha!

END OF PART 1

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>>78202865
>Mirror, Mirror

Bart is now an andult and gets out of the psychiatric ward after believing he killed his parents as a child. Lisa is in a relationship with Milhouse. We get a little bit of relationship drama as Lisa complains that Milhouse never washes the knives when he does the dishes. Milhouse admits he's afraid of cutting himself. Milhouse goes leaves for work just as Bart comes to live with Lisa who has a surprise for Bart - the mirror from their childhood home. Yep, it's an Oculus parody.

Flashback to present day to show Homer excitedly bringing the mirror he bought from the Haunted Glass Emporium. Maggie is scared of the mirror, but Homer tries to comfort her.

HOMER: Don't worry, Maggie, just because all of the mirror's previous owners all died mysterious deaths doesn't mean anything bad will happen to us. After all, we're a white, lower-to-mid income family that Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders refers to as the "disappearing class". If something were to happen to us no one would notice or even care!

Marge doesn't like the mirror either, and forces Homer to keep it in the study, which is apparently a place in the house. Homer takes the mirror there, but once he's alone Marge comes out of it. Except this Marge has completely silver and shiny eyes, like a mirror. Homer calls her Mirror Marge.

Homer is seduced by mirror Marge and we have cut to a shot of the door outside the room as we hear Homer's screams of pleasure and pain.

HOMER: Oh, yeah, baby- OOW! - Yeah, right there - AAAH! - I love how your eyes are so souless and reflective- GAAGH!

>>78202881
Back in the future Lisa reveals her plan to capture proof that the mirror is haunted, but Bart wants none of it, and tries to convince her that what happened was his fault. They argue, but stop when they notice that all the house plants are dead.

LISA: Bart, look! The plants! They're dead!

BART: Did you water?

LISA: Of course I did! I think so... Come to think of it, I don't remember ever watering them. Don't you see? It's the mirror! It's playing tricks with our minds!

BART: Oh my god. You're crazier than I am.

Lisa rushes off to adjust the cameras. Back in the present Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II have disappeared, and Marge appears unnerved and stressed.

MARGE: Gottafindthedog, gottafeedthekids, gottafindthedog, gottafeedthekids, gottafindthekids, gottafeedthedog, gottafeedthedogtothekids...

Marge realizes she has baked Santa's Little Helper and Snowball into the casserole. She murmurs.

MARGE: Maybe no one will notice.

At dinner Lisa is suspicious of the barely disguised meal. Maggie sucks on Santa's Little Helper's tail, and Homer digs in.

HOMER: Marge, what IS in this?

MARGE: Oh, you know, this and that, dog and cat, heh-heh-heh...

LISA: Bart, I think we're eating the animals!

Bart turns to Lisa as Santa's Little Helper's collar dangles out of his mouth.

BART: Huh?

Marge excuses herself and goes to look in the mirror. She sees herself as a grotesque, rotten, zombie-esque version of herself.

MARGE: Kill the kids? That's a thing to do!

Later that night as the kids are in bed Marge sneaks up the stairs, holding a knife, as she creeps towards the door to Bart's room she's suddenly knocked unconscious by Homer holding a golf club.

HOMER: Well, Marge has clearly gone insane. But I'm not all there in head either. I'm sane enough to realize killing our kids is a bad thing, but still crazy enough to not call the police. How to remedy this situation?

Cut to Marge chained up in the bedroom.

HOMER: That'll do it!

>>78202901
Back in the future Lisa is adjusting the cameras when Bart confronts her. He notices the cameras are all pointed upward and asks Lisa why she did that. Lisa says she didn't, and asks Bart why they're in the attic. They both realize the mirror is messing with them and decide they have to escape the house.

As they try to leave the get separated. Lisa heads downstairs and realizes she can see what's real and what's fake with her cellphone. She sees Milhouse who has come to check in on her, but looks on her cellphone and sees nothing. She grabs a knife and stabs him.

MILHOUSE: Is this because of the dishes! This is exactly why I don't wash knives!

Milhouse falls down dead as Lisa laughs at the mirror for failing to fall for its tricks. Lisa looks down at Milhouse's body and then at her phone, and sees him in it. She panics, and tries to convince herself it's a trick of the mirror when Bart arrives.

BART: Lisa, what have you done?

Back in the present Bart and Lisa make a pact to destroy the mirror, but before they can Homer frees Marge who attacks them. Marge comes to her senses, but Homer shoots her.

HOMER: It's cool, I have a mirror wife now. She's exactly like the original in every way, except reversed perpendicular.

Bart and Lisa rush to the mirror and try to destroy it with the golf club, but are unable to hit it. Homer corners them, but Lisa begs him to stop. Homer struggles to decide between his children and the mirror and drops the gun. Bart picks it up and points it at Homer.

HOMER: Boy, you have to shoot-

BANG

HOMER: AAAGH! The mirror, dumbass! You were supposed to shoot the mirror!

>>78202915
Homer falls down dead as the Springfield police burst in to take Bart away but he escapes and Lisa follows. They run into their older selves with older Lisa standing over Milhouse's body.

YOUNG BART: It got Milhouse? Ahhh!

YOUNG LISA: Come on, we have to destroy the mirror!

OLDER BART: Is anyone going to comment on the fact that I'm somehow standing next to my 10-year-old self?

No one does and the four of them race to the room with the mirror and attempt to destroy it. Young Lisa sees Marge in the mirror, and begins to walk towards it in a trance. At the same time Older Bart is alone with the mirror and activates a killswitch Lisa deviced to destroy the mirror. Young Lisa is impailed by the device, revealing that it was the same room all along.

OLDER BART: Oh my god! I've killed my younger, younger sister!

YOUNG BART: Whoa, didn't see that coming!

OLDER LISA: But wait! If I'm dead there, how can I- Urghughugh-

Older Lisa falls down dead as the police arrive outside.

OLDER BART: What do we do?

YOUNG BART: What do you mean 'we'? This is on you!

Young Bart runs away and Police Chief Wiggum arrests Bart. As he's being taken away he dwells on the fact that he killed his whole family, and wonders whatever happened to Maggie.

We zoom into the mirror and see Maggie inside it. She's living with the mirror Simpsons who look the same besides having shiny, silver eyes. She gets out of her crib and climbs out the window before digging a hole. She tosses a body inside, which is revealed to be mirror Maggie, who she has killed and taken the place of. Her new family suspects nothing.

END OF PART 2

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>>78202931
>Bart-Toon-All-Stars

We see former President George H.W. Bush and former First Lady Barbara Bush sitting on a sofa, petting a dog that clearly doesn't want to be there.

GEORGE H. W. BUSH: In this educational, throwback to the '90s we'll see how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life, or in the case of my son, make you the most powerful man in the world. Good job, boy. You single-handedly ruined the Bush name!

BARBARA BUSH: Make the right decision. Stay away from drugs and alcohol unless you're part of a powerful political dynasty.

We then cut to the Simpsons house as Bart steal's Lisa's piggy bank. The Happy Little Elves come to life, as does Itchy and Scratchy, the Space Mutants, Angry Dad, a cartoon version of McBain, cartoon Krusty, Radioactive Man, Jim-Jam Bonks from Cosmic Wars, and Humphrey the Hippo, who despite not originally being a Simpsons character is somehow there. They follow Bart to his room where he smashes the piggy bank and shakes out about a dozen nickels and dimes.

BART: Alright! There must be about twenty bucks here, easy!

Suddenly Lisa knocks on the door.

LISA: Bart, it's me.

BART: Go away!

LISA (entering): I'm just looking for- Is that my piggy bank?!

BART: I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT! Ehehe... It fell... I was... just trying to fix it. Yeah, that sounds pretty believeable.

LISA: It fell from my dresser into your room?

BART: What part of 'that sounds pretty believeable' do you not understand?

Bart hides a box under his bed, and Lisa says he doesn't look right. We cut to an extremely detailed close up of Bart's suddenly strung out, drug riddled face. Bart puts on some sunglasses and leaves, but Lisa fishes out the box from under Bart's bed. She opens it up.

LISA: Aaaand... It's drugs. There's a shock.

>>78202940
Suddenly all the cartoon characters pop out from under the bed, as Lisa screams. They introduce themselves but Lisa questions why Krusty and McBain are there.

McBAIN: I'm not da McBain you're thinking of. I'm da McBain from McBain: De Animated Series. A child-safe Saturday morning cartoon show based on the hard-R, ultra violent film series of da same name.

KRUSTY: And I'm from a series of animated ads for Krusty Burger Kid's Club. We showed kids that learning is radical, and fries are only 99 cents with a large soda! I still remember our slogan. Krusty Burger: Where kids are Clowns... It uh... It didn't last long.

Meanwhile Bart is hanging out with Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph and a puff of smoke voiced by Laurence Fishburne. But when the police arrive they all split. Bart is cornered but it's revealed that the policeman is Radioactive Man, who takes Bart to the past using a time machine.

Meanwhile at the Simpsons house Homer notices a few beers are missing...

MARGE: Oh, Homie, you probably drank them watching football last night.

HOMER: That does sound like something last night Homer would do. Alright, mystery solved! No need to look into this any further, and potentially discover a troubling secret! I'll be at Moe's!

Meanwhile Bart travels back in time, the '60s or '70s or '80s, and we see young Homer trying his first beer.

BART: Wait, I thought you were going to show me my past?

RADIOACTIVE MAN: No, I'm trying to show you that addiction is a complex issue which can span generations and often has deep roots in-

BART: Boring!

>>78202959
Bart takes control of the time machine and brings them to the future. Bart sees himself living in a cocaine mansion as rival drug dealers raid the place. It plays out as a carbon copy of the ending of Scarface in all its violent glory as Bart guns down his enemies but with more "Aye Caramba" and "Don't have a cockroach, man!" thrown in.

They travel back to the present and Bart finds Lisa in his room, high as a kite, doing his drugs.

BART: Lisa, what're you doing?

LISA: I'm doing what the smoke cloud told me! I'm just like you! I'm cool now!

BART: What're you talking about, there's no one else here!

LISA: But Radioactive Man! McBain! Happy Little Elves!

BART: Those are cartoons! They're not real! You're going on a trip!

LISA: But... Then why did you steal my piggy bank?

BART: To get the money you owe me for all the drugs you bought.

LISA: No, I'm not the junkie, you are!

BART: You're wrong. I'm a dealer, YOU'RE the doer.

LISA: Oh my god! My talents! My ambitions! I've thrown them all away! And for what? A cheap thrill? A quick high?

BART: Yep! Happy Halloween everyone!

All the cartoons and the characters from the previous segments come out and wave at the audience. Supernatural Nelson lights Oculus Milhouse on fire, while Maggie drags the Happy Little Elves into the mirror and other random shit happens. Lisa giggles manically the entire time, smoke leaving her mouth and filling the sreen until everything is covered and the screen turns black.

THE END?

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>>78181560
Wasn't Milhouse technically a brony already?
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oop2E_pwpeg

>>78181946
But Maggie isn't his kid.
She's Kodos's.

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>>78202978
>>78202959
>>78202931
>>78202915
>>78202901
>>78202881
>>78202865
>>78202851
Ya got spunk, Anon.

>>78184935
>implying Lisa wouldn't be thrilled that Bart has embraced the religion of peace

Lisa gets an Iphone™ and films Bart doing something stupid. The video becomes a viral hit and Bart becomes an e-celebrity. Guest star: Pewdiepie.

Homer get ipad

>>78183818
What? They wouldn't ever do an episode that puts liberals in a bad light, they'd have to shoehorn some conservative strawman to make fun of for trying to cover up history or something. Maybe 5 or 6 years down the line when people are more fed up with liberals than they are today The Simpsons would do it.

>>78182208
I have to know, what is going on in this picture? Is it from something? I don't understand.

Lisa become obsessed with anime (which is a parody of last years flavour of the season) and her grades start to drop

>>78183888
>>Homer lights on fire because of the flammable contents in his body
Heh.

>>78205193
>C-?! I'll show her! RORARORARORA!

Main Plot: Homer discovers the Deep Web.

Side Plot: Bart becomes addicted to Vaporwave.

Guest Starring: Boxxxy

Homer needs another course and he goes to live with his nerdy room mates who are living a copy of. The gangbang theory with homer trying to help them get the girl who obviously is played by Cuoco who falls in love with homer

>>78189868
>They finally find Abe Prime, and in the same room Fry which makes no sense whatsoever but is never mentioned

I actually kinda like that.

>>78202449
>It's perfect! We'll call it "Sharkna-Doh!"TM
Wouldn't it be "Sharkna-(annoyed grunt)"? Isn't that how they've always written "d'oh"?

>>78181402
The JewJew plot actually sounds like transitional, the Lisa plot has everything a zombie episode would have except for the fact that Lisa CAN'T BE WRONG, so maybe during the ebin conclusion lisa realises that she was actually right this whole time and mocks Bart for thinking being wrong was ok

>>78180889

>Stand My Yard
After Flanders accidentally shoots Homer, he decides to sue the government by getting into similar situations with various townsfolk, meanwhile Flanders tries to get the Stand My Yard law changed, a law that says it's okay for competitive flower growers to shoot potential threats.

Episode title: Conairhouse
A plot: Bart becomes addicted to Doctor Who while Lisa decides to get into Sherlock
B: Milhouse decides to wear contacts and becomes Conhouse, who imitates Don Draper and manages to score with Sheri and Teri, frustrated at how cool his once dorky sidekick has become, Bart decides it is time to turn the tables and blind him again to go back to status quo.

A: Data and Martin go to war together after falling out over a science project, Lisa tries to help, both tell her to fuck off and stop meddling.
B: Sheri and Teri trick Nelson into becoming a father

Episode title: He Loves the Big Guy D'oh Em!
A: Homer becomes obsessed with Banening, a new internet craze where you're supposed to act like Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, guest star Aiden and Tom Hardy.
B: Comicbook Guy and his wife have a fallen out over whether anime and manga are superior to American comics or not

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The theme song is interrupted by the Harlem Shake

It goes on for way too long

The episode it's connected to has nothing to do with the ancient internet fad and is so bog standard and by the numbers that I've forgotten it while I was thinking it up. Homer does something stupid and borderline sociopathic, Bart is an emotional punching bag, Lisa espouses a liberal political view and is shown to be objectively correct while the rest of the town disagrees with her and is shown to be full of selfish idiots.

The intro goes 'viral' thanks to Fox 'leaking' it onto YouTube 30 seconds after it airs on TV and paying clickbait blogs to aggressively promote it by putting it in sidebars and linking it in unrelated articles.

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>>78206790
Afterword: Fox takes the video down 4 weeks later and DMCAs any attempt to reload it, thus ensuring if you ever DO want to see the Simpsons do the Harlem Shake, you will have to buy an overpriced Blu-Ray set, or endure xxgangstaparadise420xx's grainy, shaky cell phone footage of the TV, and his little sister's halfhearted 'Oohhhh...' meme recognition and her poorly humming along with the song.

>>78206790
>The theme song is interrupted by the Harlem Shake
>It goes on for way too long
That's a Family Guy thing.

>>78207339
>implying there's a difference

Santa's Little Helper dies

>>78210019

And they keep on getting new dog's to replace him. In the end they get another dog who looks just like the original Santa's little helper, only Santa's Little Helper XXX is too much of a mouthfull so they just call him the original's name.

>>78183151
What should be the title of this abomination of an episode?

>>78210187
"Everybody's Twerking For The Weekend"
It took me 5 seconds to come up with that which is probably 4 more seconds than the actually writers would spend coming up with a title.

>>78210187
twerking for two

>>78201440
Reminds a bit of Great Gatsby. A Gatsby parody wouldn't be too bad if done right.

>>78210336
I figured it would be a replacement of "working". I was looking for the right song or movie title but you nailed it right in the head with this one.

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>>78210589
Why thank you, anon.

>Marge has a stressful Christmas and spends the following weekend with patty and selma
>They suggest she and homer go to brazil, saying how beautiful it is this time of year
>Homer just stays in the condo they rented, sleeping and watching tv
>Marge is annoyed. Why spend thousands of dollars to do what you already do at home?
>She spends a night at the beach and gets black-out drunk
>The next morning, she wakes up on the couch, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling.
>An unsaved number texted her a link to a youtube video, no explanation given
>It's a 3 minute video of her standing on the bar in a nightclub she can't remember
>She's twerking
>At 45,000 views, it's already going viral

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Homer remembers he owns the Denver Broncos and decides to take up his hand at coaching the football team to the Superbowl.

Marge black ex-boyfriend and Homer get jealous about his dick

>>78181480
what would be the b-plot?

Season 37, episode 6. This is easily one of my all-time favorites.
Perversely inspired by Reverend Lovejoy's hyperbolic rhetoric, Homer sees a money-making opportunity in running a wedding hall dedicated to interspecies unions (ring any bells, vintage Simpsons fans?) Marge even warns him that this is a bad idea. But it's only after a groom-to-be elopes with Santa's Little Helper that Homer is forced to re-evaluate his priorities. The only thing on Homer's mind now is to bring Santa's Little Helper home for the holidays.
This episode includes some of the most touching moments of the season and features Hollywood superstar Drake Bell as Santa's Little Helper's heartfelt internal monologue. It also marks the series' first serious response to the ongoing bestiality debate.

>>78181053

Might turn much better than the actual movie, so long as they don't butcher the plot as much they probably would, in which case it would end up as just marginally better.

>>78181872
>Micheal Douglas
I remember back in the day me and my friends had to read the Island of Dr. Moreau for class, but one guy didn't and just did the test trying to guess. For reason fucking reason he genuinely thought the protagonist's name was Michael Douglas (it was Pendrick).
"Michael Douglas" is a joke beetween us to this day.

>>78211314
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes.

>>78202881
>real bart
>black hair
Pretty sure he's blond

A plot that involves incest

>>78180889
I honestly feel that the newer episodes wouldn't be so bad if they paced them properly and removed some of the filler jokes and gags, that it doesn't need, with something relevant to the plot. I feel like they are trying to be family guy and just failing.
Let's do an episode where Bart cleans up his act. His character is getting boring and having him clean up his act would be a nice story worth watch.
>Report Card day
>Bart has Bs (A in gym)
>Marge and Homer think he faked the grades
>Go to school to talk with Skinner
>Skinner confirms Bart has change and he's suspicious too, but the grades are legit
>Homer and Marge follow Bart around
>A series of them seeing him do potentially bad things that aren't bad
>End up at library where Bart takes out his books and studies
>They talk with Lisa and Lisa tells them that she has no idea
>Sit down with Bart at the end of the episode
>Bart tells them that he overheard Homer and Marge talking about him wasting his potential
>Bart tells them he decided that it was time to grow up(after 26 years) and stop disappointing his parents
>Episode ends with Bart making fun of Homer, Homer chokes him for a second, but both laugh Marge, Homer, and Bart hug
>roll credits
Give me MONEY! I can actually write the episode out fully if I was getting paid.

Setup : A prank war starts on April 1st. Homer pranks Bart by dropping him off at school naked with Nelson. Bart shaves Homer'e head while he is sleeping as a prank. Homer is trying on hats to hide his male pattern baldness. Decides on Trilby. Is mistaken for Lord Monbage.

A plot : Homer is planning to steal everything from the man he was mistaken for's house but finds out that he's been evading taxes for the last 20 years. So he must call in fat tony to use the Mafia to fence it over. For a fee of course. While they set this up, Homer and Marge enjoy the life of the rich people.

B Plot : Maggie has begun swearing nonstop at family gatherings. Lisa believes this is all Bart of Homer's fault. We follow her carrying Maggie around. Eventually it is revealed that Lisa is where Maggie learned all these swear words from.

Finale : Maggie bursts in during a holdup between Fat Tony and Homer. Her unending string of swears seems to leave him flabbergasted. Marge breaks down the door with a shotgun and Bart managed to find a tank at the estate. Fat Tony leaves as the real owner of the estate arrives and asks "Who the hell are you people?"

How bad will the very last episode ever be?

>>78214456
we'll be disappointed, since we've all been looking forward to it for decades

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>>78204408

>>78189868
that actually sounds pretty good

Marge realizes she has a talent for fixing things, and her and the kids become a NASCAR pit crew leaving Homer to feel left out.

Comic Book Guy starts a viral campaign to get a classic space western show to continue on Webflix, but is displeased with the results.

>>78184768
whynot

>>78216579
By some accounts, After Earth is heavily inspired by Will Smith's scientologist leanings - a central plot point in the film is that emotions are the bads, aliens can sense emotions, and acting like a normal human being is weak, but Will Smith can detect all the bad emotions and make them go away. One of the big beliefs of Scientology is that pretty much every bad feeling or emotion is just the influence of space ghosts, but they can detect the bad emotions and make them go away if you give them all of your money. Nancy Cartwright is a devout Scientologist.

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/after-earth-will-smith-love-letter-to-scientology.html

>>78182870
>Ned Flanders and Marge end up believing they had an affair

How do two people think they have an affair without being 100% certain? Did they bump into one another while naked and thrash about?

>>78181275
So Milhouse will finally be a meme?

>>78183544
b plot to
>>78183151

>Open with a large prank that backfires
>Skinner is killed, Bart is blamed
>Skinner is back only Bart realizes some oh so wacky adventure later
>Kang and Kodos have made an artificial springfield to grow humans for food
>Bart tries to reveal the plot but is not believed
>Kang and Kodos show up wearing blatantly fake mustaches despite kodos being dressed like a woman.
>Kands mustache falls off while they are explaining that bart is insane, homer just stick mustache back on for him
>entire artificial springfield is then swept into a blender and made into a milkshake.
>cut back to simsons on earth sat watching tv.

>B plot hints at real earth maggie and artifical maggie are one in the same and the mastermind behind it all.
>Maggie is god its nevver brought up again.