New Whomp! update

>It's a good entry, but your landing needs some work, boy. Usually, you use your refracting field magic to contain the fire without it harming you, nor snuffing it out. Instead, you now have unsightly burns. Fortunately, healing magic can take care of burns. Unfortunately, that was a magic fire and you need double magic healing for that, and I'm far too drunk to read the double magic book right now.

haha

>>78176826
This is the first time we've seen Ronnie's stepmother.

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Papa?

>>78176826
Whomp is best when exploring its lore

Should have used a whomp sound effect.

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>I'll... just leave it in your to-do pile and be secretly thankful that today I decided against the soft-boiled eggs for lunch.

>>78176922
Nah, he used that when Ronnie tried to kill himself.

>>78176952
So he's speaking to his father in law or something?

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>>78176952
is that a christmas cake i see?

>>78176952
I hope say. Him saying "I love you" to his father-in-law is ridiculously cute.

>>78176826
Got a laugh out of me.

>>78176826
Shouldn't Santa be busy getting ready for Christmas?

holy christ i didnt know Otaku Dad was made by Ronnie
i thought he was some kind of Guest Character

>>78177131
Man's gotta have some time to himself.

>>78176826
Deepest Lore

>>78177131
Usually he's shown doing last minute prep while the rest of his workers handle the year 'round stuff.

In a way he's sort of a glorified mail man than anything. I mean it's his business certainly, he manages stuff but he doesn't really do much working.

>>78177820
I think the last ten days before the big night counts as last minute.

>>78176895
There is no lore, just some bullshit.

>>78177131
Outside of Christmas eve im not sure Santa does much but sit around and put Rudolph down for being different.

>>78177820
He is busy preparing his list towards the end of the year probably. Though I'm not sure who his responsible for information retrieval.

>>78177131
>>78177131
He probably runs a few flight test every now and again, but outside of that the elves handle everything.

He's kinda like a boss who jumps into the field every now and again.

>>78177888
The NSA.

>>78177888
Possibly the president of each country. The representatives of each town sends letters to representative of state who then sends them off with a "Naughty" or "Nice" stamp. These are sent to the president who sends em to the north pole where the Elves catalogs the data of the housing, streets, and identity to make sure one doesn't fuck up the gifts.

>>78177866
>There is no lore
kek. I bet you don't think there's DEEPEST LORE in Heathcliff either, pleb.

>>78177013
Why would he be talking to an in-law here? I figured he was just talking to his dad.

>>78176841
alt text sells it

>>78177888
elfs on shelfs

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>>78180573
Fuck those elfs. They are a sham and they're worse than Kwanzaa. I am ashamed to see them get so much attention this year.

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>>78176826
>mfw the title Whomp isn't a crappy Nintendo reference.
>mfw it actually is the sound Ronnie's father will make when he comes to see him... The sound he'll never hear.

>>78176826
>FWOOMP!
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